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RhymesayersDU
08-01-2006, 03:25 PM
http://www.deadspin.com/sports/top/here-are-those-tirico-stories-we-hinted-at-last-week-191242.php

Here Are Those Tirico Stories We Hinted At Last Week

Last week, while discussing Harold Reynolds' firing from ESPN for sexual harassment, we -- in retrospect, somewhat flippantly -- pointed out that what Reynolds was accused of paled in comparison to some of the allegations against Mike Tirico in Mike Freeman's 2000 book ESPN: An Uncensored History. We'd read the book, so we assumed the passages about Tirico had entered the general lexicon. We were wrong; you pretty much can't find them anywhere on Google.

So, allow us to change that. The book -- which was released in trade paperback by relatively small publishing company Taylor Trade Publishing -- is in front of us, and we're summarize some fun passages for you. It's worth noting, by the way, that Tirico, ultimately, comes across positively in the book, as a family man who had a problem and did what he could to help himself get "well." And it still doesn't take down the classic "Gary Miller shaving his ass at a party" story, which is probably unbeatable.

But that doesn't make it any less salacious. After the jump, the book's top Tirico passages.

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The first Tirico story involves him hitting on a woman and stalking her after a house party in fall 1992. The woman was a production assistant and "considered an up-and-coming talent," and Tirico went up to her at the party and said "you're the most beautiful woman in here." She walked away, but he kept following her around the party until she finally snapped, "Why don't you **** off? Get away from me." As she and friends hopped in their car and pulled out of the party, Tirico stepped in front of the car and made the woman stop. "You're the most beautiful person I've ever seen and I think I'm in love with you," Tirico said. She tried to roll up her window and take off, but Tirico stuck his hand in and tried to wedge it between her thighs. She got away, and the next morning, when they saw each other in the ESPN parking lot, he walked up to her, and she expected him to apologize. Instead, he said, "all I did all day was think about you."

In another story, one female producer -- who had been to dinner with Tirico and his fiancee -- was startled to receive an email from him saying that he wanted to sleep with her. Later, when the staff went to a bar after a late night covering the NCAA tournament, Tirico approached her and said, "I wish I was single. If I were, I'd throw you on the table right here and **** your brains out." After she tried to excuse him as drunk, he persisted: "I know you want to screw me. So let's leave." Later, he followed her on the highway and tried to get her to pull over, unsuccessfully.

Tirico was ultimately suspended for three months and is interviewed in the book, where he, like Reynolds, calls the incidents "misunderstandings." He is now doing "Monday Night Football" and is still married.

GonzoLays
08-01-2006, 03:42 PM
http://bryan-brown.com/sportsemmy05candids/images/_MBB2365_hr.jpg

"Help! I got an erection and you are the only cure, Tofoya. Ha Ha Ha Back that ass up.

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"Baby Mike Tirico is down with the orgies. Believe that!

-Slap-
08-01-2006, 03:49 PM
Well, he is eye level with vaginas all day long.

Orange_Beard
08-01-2006, 03:52 PM
Well, he is eye level with vaginas all day long.

Dude, you are very funny.

bpc
08-01-2006, 06:00 PM
Momma always said: "A closed mouth don't get fed."

Pezman
08-01-2006, 06:34 PM
Well, he is eye level with vaginas all day long.

Zing! Slap, remind me to book you for some celebrity roast work with the Friars club Hilarious!

Jason in LA
08-01-2006, 08:57 PM
Never fish off the company pier, no matter how hot she is.

Only exception is if you don't care about getting fired.

RhymesayersDU
08-02-2006, 08:12 AM
Never fish off the company pier, no matter how hot she is.

Only exception is if you don't care about getting fired.
Probably sound advice.

dbfan4life
08-02-2006, 08:45 AM
Never fish off the company pier, no matter how hot she is.

Only exception is if you don't care about getting fired.

I did that and ended up married!

B-Love
08-02-2006, 09:02 AM
My best friends wife went to Bayside High School in Queens, and was in school at the same time with Mike Tirico and former RB Ronnie Harmon.

She said Tirico was the ultimate Sports Geek, completely awkward and nerdy.

I guess if you don't drop the occasional load with a woman for so long, the frustration must manifest itself in crazy ways. Desperate ways actually.

Garcia Bronco
08-02-2006, 09:08 AM
Well, he is eye level with vaginas all day long.

LMAO

Garcia Bronco
08-02-2006, 09:09 AM
To the loose women out there

"No one is going to buy the cow when they can get the milk for free."

-Red Foreman

Jason in LA
08-02-2006, 10:07 AM
I did that and ended up married!

There are exceptions to every rule. But the rule still holds. A lot of men messed around with a woman at work, and if it ended badly, they got a call from the HR department.

It's just not worth the risk, unless you don't really care about losing that job.

A radio personality out here in LA takes it a step further. He says that if a woman at work makes an advance at you, report it to the HR department so if she gets pissed off because you turned her down she can't try to stick it to you by claiming that you harrassed her. Now, I don't think I'd take it that far if I was in that situation, but it's not really a bad idea to do that.

Drunk Monkey
08-02-2006, 11:54 AM
There are exceptions to every rule. But the rule still holds. A lot of men messed around with a woman at work, and if it ended badly, they got a call from the HR department.

It's just not worth the risk, unless you don't really care about losing that job.

A radio personality out here in LA takes it a step further. He says that if a woman at work makes an advance at you, report it to the HR department so if she gets pissed off because you turned her down she can't try to stick it to you by claiming that you harrassed her. Now, I don't think I'd take it that far if I was in that situation, but it's not really a bad idea to do that.


Sad but true. In todays society you have to cover yourself from all angels. all it takes is 1 vindictive person to ruin your life. I agree with Jason Don't $*** where you eat.

Tredici
08-02-2006, 12:18 PM
To the loose women out there

"No one is going to buy the cow when they can get the milk for free."

-Red Foreman

To all the men out there. No one needs to buy a pig when all you want is a piece of sausage.

GonzoLays
08-02-2006, 02:28 PM
To all the men out there. No one needs to buy a pig when all you want is a piece of sausage.

Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one.

bendog
08-02-2006, 03:02 PM
What did Joe Namath do wrong, again?

Tredici
08-02-2006, 03:05 PM
Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one.

That's just stupid.

GonzoLays
08-02-2006, 03:11 PM
That's just stupid.

Since we are dipping into the realm of my stupidity, try this one on for size:

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Try it out sometimes, it should rid you of your crabiness

-Slap-
08-02-2006, 03:14 PM
Gonzo's daddy wanted a boy and his momma wanted a girl. When he was born, they were both satisfied.