Forum Loser Power Ratings

[-Slap-]

Official Countdown of the Worst Posters on the Orange Mane:

Loser Number 10: WaffleBoy

Why he sucks: Front runner. Troll. Shows up talking when his latest bandwagon team wins, but rarely seen when they lose

Defining moment: Feigning offense when people accused him of craving Big Ben's love juice.

Good points: Okay, this was a tough pick right off the bat. Personally, I don't mind Waffle, but the nearly universal contempt he generates cannot be ignored.

Potential for redemption: He would have to want to change and that's not going to happen.

The bubble picks were Smelvin and Errand. I disqualified Smelvin because he's more of a personal groupie of mine rather than an overall board nuisance. Errand just sucks the life out of any thread quicker than anybody I've ever seen.

Loser Number 9: yavoon

Why he sucks: Drama King in Shorthand. Almost unbelievably argumentative. Seems to get along with virtually no other posters. Most of his discussions degenerate into name calling.

Defining moment: Rolling into Dodge and declaring some crap WR for Cleveland (forget who offhand) is better than Rod Smith.

Good points: Sometimes raises solid points. Not afraid to argue the unpopular side of an argument.

Potential for redemption: Too miserable as a human being to ever be likable.

Loser Number 8: W*GS

Why he sucks: Non-Bronco fan/right wing ideologue. Whined about the goddamn stadium issue non-stop for five straight years. Jealous of Bowlen's money and making us suffer as a result.

Defining moment: N/A. Fortunately, I don't see him enough to pick one lowlight.

Good points: He mainly posts on threads I have no interest in opening.

Potential for redemption: None.

Loser Number 7: GonzoLays -

Why he sucks: Fancies himself a provocative iconoclast, but he's really just a race baiting attention whore. Besmirches the memory of the great Richard Pryor by attaching his avatar image to one crappy take after another.

Defining moment: Trolls too consistently to narrow down one particular thread or post.

Good points: Shows flashes of rudimentary sports knowledge when he forgets his schtick is to be an annoying asshat 24/7.

Potential for redemption: Unlikely. Too fascinated by his own immaturity.

Losers Number 6 and 5: Iowanian and crazyhorse

Why they suck: They're Chief fans. Unduly impressed by their own repartee. Nothing is worse than the dullard who believes he's witty and that sums up both of these guys.

Newsflash, goofballs. A person's sense of humor is unique to that particular individual. Obviously, that means we all think our own jokes are funny. Most people aren't funny. Both of you combined don't equal one clever poster. Perhaps you should pool IQs and begin posting as one moron.

Defining moments: Crazyhorse sending me rep that "complimented" me by saying my post sounded like something he would say.

Good points: They don't suck as badly as Eye Patch.

Potential for redemption: They're Chief fans. Not bloody likely.

Loser Number 4: Watermock

Why he sucks: There are 57,000 reasons.

Defining moment: Pick a banning, any banning.

Good points: Somewhat humbled by the recent game of WhackaMock that breaks out whenever he posts something off topic these days.

Potential for redemption: Truthfully, the thrice-banned former board bad boy has cleaned up his act a little bit already. He still sucks, though.

Loser Number 3: Bob's Your Information Minister

Why he sucks: Craves abuse and demands ritual beatdowns on a daily basis.

Defining moment: Banned for disrespecting the Son of God.

Good point: People find a cathartic release in treating him like a bloated virgin punching bag.

Potential for redemption: Minimal. Obviously, Knob's a closet Bronco fan, but he knows he would incur even more wrath if he officially switched allegiances.

Loser Number 2: MajikMan7

Why he sucks: Generation Why slacker. Has never posted anything worthwhile and its likely he never will. His parents must feel dead inside when they look at him.

Defining moment: The amazing gayness of his collection of hair care products.

Good point: Favorite player is a Polish/American.

Potential for redemption: He might grow up some day.

And the Number 1 Forum Loser for the Summer of 2006: Angry Llama

Why he sucks: Biggest drama king on the Mane. Biggest poser on the Mane. Bizarre compulsion to immerse himself in mindless hype over this week's favorite athlete. Author of spectacular hissy fit meltdowns when his teams inevitably choke. No sense of perspective or slightest inkling of how he's perceived on this board.

Defining moment: Predicting a sweep for the Mavs in The Finals and then disappearing for several days after they inevitably choked.

Good points: His transparent and pretentious affectations, and inability to handle defeat like an adult, make him ripe for parody.

Potential for redemption: I hope he never changes.

[Garcia Bronco]

Man...that ****'s kinda mean. ...peep the sig

[Mtbrncofn]

LOL

Btw, Slappy that receiver that was the second coming of Jerry Rice that yavoon harped on was Dennis Northcutt.

[Rausch]

Iowanian is plenty witty. I'm sure even Taco would back that...

[Dr. Broncenstein]

Iowanian and Crazyhorse don't belong on this list... even if they root for the Chorfs... especially when Smurf and LABF go unmentioned

[Clockwork Orange]

This has HOF potential written all over it.

[ludo21]

LOL

Wow, much rep for writing that all out.

I suppose this will be one of the best last offseason threads.

Season is almost here, Cant wait!

[Pezman]

Suck mah baows Rausch..

Sorry, I had a Bridowanian moment ;)

[Pezman]

Can we nominate a hall of fame for retired chumps?

BeckyJ4, Eye Patch, Ketchup Boy KHeinz57 and Fin-atic would be my first choices ;D

[Mtbrncofn]

Iowanian and Crazyhorse don't belong on this list... even if they root for the Chorfs... especially when Smurf and LABF go unmentioned

The doc's got a great point here, Slappy. Smurf deserves to be there.

[epicSocialism4tw]

Official Countdown of the Worst Posters on the Orange Mane:

Thanks, Slap.

I'm glad to know that I have effected you so strongly. LOL

Did you forget your Haldol? Hilarious!

[Play2Win]

Can we nominate a hall of fame for retired chumps?

BeckyJ4, Eye Patch, Ketchup Boy KHeinz57 and Fin-atic would be my first choices ;D
OHHHH, Ketchup BOY... Totally forgot about that little wench... Hilarious! :rofl:

[watermock]

As usual, you just made assertions. Why didn't you make a poll that includes yourself since you simply made a list on your own personal opinion...completely typical?

[DomCasual]

I'm thinking of a word, and it starts with L.A. Bronco Fan.

[Taco John]

Iowanian is plenty witty. I'm sure even Taco would back that...


Iowanian is funny when he's not too busy taking himself too seriously.

[Vegas_Bronco]

These OM idealists almost have their own followers too - that is the scariest side of this whole post - there are other posters taking on their attributes! Or they just have double accounts! So if you have 2 accounts, as Shannahan said, TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS THE WAY A MAN WOULD DO IT and get rid of your worthless sidekicks or at least admit you have an Ashley in the closet.

[DomCasual]

These OM idealists almost have their own followers too - that is the scariest side of this whole post - there are other posters taking on their attributes! Or they just have double accounts! So if you have 2 accounts, as Shannahan said, TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS THE WAY A MAN WOULD DO IT and get rid of your worthless sidekicks or at least admit you have an Ashley in the closet.
Dude, I have no idea what you just said. :saywhat:

[-Slap-]

As usual, you just made assertions. Why didn't you make a poll that includes yourself since you simply made a list on your own personal opinion...completely typical?
I'm making that list right now. Its called the Forum Cool Guy Power Ratings. I'm Number One with a bullet, baby!

:thanku:

[Taco John]

I'll never forget when yavoon rolled in with the "Dennis Northcutt is better than Rod Smith" take. I've always kind of conjured the image of a guy walking into a Mensa meeting wearing a sandwich board, strolling to the front row, taking off the advertisement, having a seat, and then interrupting the guest speaker at every new point to argue about the price of chicken.

[Florida_Bronco]

I'm making that list right now. Its called the Forum Cool Guy Power Ratings. I'm Number One with a bullet, baby!

:thanku:

I'll vote for ya! :thumbs:

[kamakazi_kal]

i agree fully about the hair care product guy,,,,, and if crazyhorse would just paint that damn car in his av i might not dislike him so much.

bob......well ..........:thanku:

[-Slap-]

Dude, I have no idea what you just said. :saywhat:
He's referencing the Regulars who adopt fake personas for hijinks or to argue unpopular points of view.

I know what he's talking about. Sometimes I get blasted by some supposed Newb, who give themselves away by spouting forum history that's three years old.

[Pezman]

I'll never forget when yavoon rolled in with the "Dennis Northcutt is better than Rod Smith" take. I've always kind of conjured the image of a guy walking into a Mensa meeting wearing a sandwich board, strolling to the front row, taking off the advertisement, having a seat, and then interrupting the guest speaker at every new point to argue about the price of chicken.

:rofl: You're on a roll tonight big daddy

[Taco John]

You forgot that Bob's defining moment happened within a week of Christmas... give or take a few days...

[Mtbrncofn]

You forgot that Bob's defining moment happened within a week of Christmas... give or take a few days...


Damn, I must have been heavy into Christmas prep because how the hell did I miss that one?!

[Clockwork Orange]

Can we nominate a hall of fame for retired chumps?

BeckyJ4, Eye Patch, Ketchup Boy KHeinz57 and Fin-atic would be my first choices ;D

Don't forget MountainMan. He was an asshole wrapped in a douchebag. One of the few to get the permanent boot from this place.

[epicSocialism4tw]

All of this coming from a man whose affectations for canines are so gratuitous that you have to wonder where they have their base. Who has admittedly never found anything more entertaining than sports in the world, and whose arguments consist of nothing but personal attacks.

If that's what you need to build yourself up so that you can pet your dogs with confidence then have at it.

[Vegas_Bronco]

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Why he sucks: Generation Why slacker. Has never posted anything worthwhile and its likely he never will. His parents must feel dead inside when they look at him.

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Slap, I'm so proud of you, I could cry! In fact, this might be my favorite one-two sentence post ever.

[Mtbrncofn]

Don't forget MountainMan. He was an asshole wrapped in a douchebag. One of the few to get the permanent boot from this place.


He should be at the top of that list after his final shenanigan that got him the permanent boot. That was abhorrent.

[RunByDesign]

Threads like these are what make this place great.

[Clockwork Orange]

He should be at the top of that list after his final shenanigan that got him the permanent boot. That was abhorrent.

That final act generally seems to make people forget that he was a complete choad the rest of the time he was here.

That last straw was his worst act of prickishness, but it was far from his only.

[Florida_Bronco]

He should be at the top of that list after his final shenanigan that got him the permanent boot. That was abhorrent.

What happened? I think that was before my time here.

[Bronco Billy]

:spit:

I haven't been around enough to know all of the 10 that well. IMO, you're right on target with the ones I do know. Man, you really gave this a lot of thought. Hope I'm not on your Dishonorable Mention list!

[Mtbrncofn]

That final act generally seems to make people forget that he was a complete choad the rest of the time he was here.


For sure. But that one was just about the lowest I've seen on here.

[Clockwork Orange]

What happened? I think that was before my time here.

I'll PM you.

[epicSocialism4tw]

B R O N C O ?
Good riddance to bad rubbish, eh?

I wonder how it all went down?

[Mtbrncofn]

What happened? I think that was before my time here.


I don't think it can really be mentioned again ( out of respect ) because it was so horrid that all his posts referring to that were deleted. I don't know that TJ would want that put on the board. ???

[Play2Win]

What about Tell-U-Whore... er, I mean, Telluride... A real piece of work...

[Vegas_Bronco]

All of this coming from a man whose affectations for canines are so gratuitous that you have to wonder where they have their base. Who has admittedly never found anything more entertaining than sports in the world, and whose arguments consist of nothing but personal attacks.

If that's what you need to build yourself up so that you can pet your dogs with confidence then have at it.

For what it's worth, Angry is hurt now - kick his azz angry! I would have to say I have never found anything more entertaining than the world of sports bringing me here quite often and I love the personal attacks - they take care of business and are highly entertaining. I was expecting more from you angry!

[ludo21]

I'll PM you.


include me in that pm, sounds juicy ;D

[Mtbrncofn]

B R O N C O ?
Good riddance to bad rubbish, eh?

I wonder how it all went down?


Oh seriously....that is pretty low.

Not cool.

[Killericon]

include me in that pm, sounds juicy ;D

Ditto that.

[Taco John]

I don't think it can really be mentioned again ( out of respect ) because it was so horrid that all his posts referring to that were deleted. I don't know that TJ would want that put on the board. ???


No. We should let sleeping dogs lie on that one... There's no need to repeat that incident in the public forum.

[CBF1]

I like the effort and the list of charactors.... It would just be too easy to make mock the OM #1 Biotch, Like it matters, we all think he is anyways :)

Wish I could rep you more. Keep up the good work Slappy!

[Florida_Bronco]

I'll PM you.
Thanks Clockwork!

[SoCalBronco]

B R O N C O ?
Good riddance to bad rubbish, eh?

I wonder how it all went down?

Have some ****ing class.

[epicSocialism4tw]

For what it's worth, Angry is hurt now - kick his azz angry! I would have to say I have never found anything more entertaining than the world of sports bringing me here quite often and I love the personal attacks - they take care of business and are highly entertaining. I was expecting more from you angry!

Im not into the name calling stuff. I am very good at it, but I havent let it flow in years.

No hurt...I was expecting something like this from Slap. I ticked him off by not apologizing to him like a child on another thread when I gave direct apologies to some other guys.

Slap wasnt involved, and didnt deserve an apology. He came into the thread from time to time and made personal insults several times. I owe him nothing. Maybe he feels left out? I dont know.

[-Slap-]

All of this coming from a man whose affectations for canines are so gratuitous that you have to wonder where they have their base. Who has admittedly never found anything more entertaining than sports in the world, and whose arguments consist of nothing but personal attacks.

If that's what you need to build yourself up so that you can pet your dogs with confidence then have at it.
The Mad Yak is separating himself from the pack.

[Rocket 7]

Loser Number 8: W*GS

Why he sucks: Non-Bronco fan/right wing ideologue. Whined about the goddamn stadium issue non-stop for five straight years. Jealous of Bowlen's money and making us suffer as a result.

Defining moment: N/A. Fortunately, I don't see him enough to pick one lowlight.

Good points: He mainly posts on threads I have no interest in opening.

LABF can you do me a favor and post the quote when he said name calling is for someone who's got nothing left in the tank but you quoted him saying you were a motherfer...goddamn...POS

[Taco John]

B R O N C O ?
Good riddance to bad rubbish, eh?

I wonder how it all went down?



Dude, all you're doing is making yourself look like an ass and dousing whatever respect that you do have on this board with gas and lighting it with a match. Do you really think that going after Slap's beloved deceased dog is going to make you look clever?

A little advice... Roll with the punches and people will laugh with you. Beat your head into a steel bar and people will laugh AT you.

[epicSocialism4tw]

Have some ****ing class.


You mean like starting a name calling thread about specific posters? Yeah that's pretty cool. Cant say he didnt ask for it.

[RhymesayersDU]

5-Star Thread.

[epicSocialism4tw]

Dude, all you're doing is making yourself look like an ass and dousing whatever respect that you do have on this board with gas and lighting it with a match. Do you really think that going after Slap's beloved deceased dog is going to make you look clever?

A little advice... Roll with the punches and people will laugh with you. Beat your head into a steel bar and people will laugh AT you.

No advice needed. The dude goes on a power trip and posts a thread with the sole intent of picking at several posters, with myself being his prime object of hatred. This has been coming for awhile and I expected it to happen. With that post, Im simply saying "Im here, lets do this." This guy is all talk.

[-Slap-]

Im not into the name calling stuff. I am very good at it, but I havent let it flow in years.

No hurt...I was expecting something like this from Slap. I ticked him off by not apologizing to him like a child on another thread when I gave direct apologies to some other guys.

Slap wasnt involved, and didnt deserve an apology. He came into the thread from time to time and made personal insults several times. I owe him nothing. Maybe he feels left out? I dont know.
You know very well I was taunting you about the apology, Grumpy Goat.

You were too pissed off to even respond to me then.......Ha!

Way to bounce back with the ever dignified, "haha, your dog is dead" smack two months later.

[Nuggets4]

You know, I thought Mock was a lock for #1, but Llama's making a strong argument. This could be our version of The Thrilla In Manilla.

[RhymesayersDU]

include me in that pm, sounds juicy ;D
Somebody shoot this PM my way, now I'm interested.

[Killericon]

This guy is all talk.

It's a forum: What else is he gonna be?

[epicSocialism4tw]

You know, I thought Mock was a lock for #1, but Llama's making a strong argument. This could be our version of The Thrilla In Manilla.

Lets get it on then....maybe Slap's got something more than his tired wannabe Hunter Thompson schtick, maybe he doesnt.

Personally, I dont think that he does.

[-Slap-]

No advice needed. The dude goes on a power trip and posts a thread with the sole intent of picking at several posters, with myself being his prime object of hatred. This has been coming for awhile and I expected it to happen. With that post, Im simply saying "Im here, lets do this." This guy is all talk.
Let's do what, tough guy?

I'm not aware of any of your loved ones who are deceased, so I couldn't stoop to your level on this thread, even if I were so inclined.

[Atlas]

Official Countdown of the Worst Posters on the Orange Mane:

WOW LLama comes from out of the blue to take the title!! That's pretty unexpected. LLama doesn't bother me except for his politics which just means he is ill informed.

Iowian isn't as bad as Bob or at least he should be given some credit because he doesn't post near as much as Bob.

[-Slap-]

You know, I thought Mock was a lock for #1, but Llama's making a strong argument. This could be our version of The Thrilla In Manilla.
More like Marvin Hagler's 50 second demolition of Caveman Lee.

[SoCalBronco]

You mean like starting a name calling thread about specific posters? Yeah that's pretty cool. Cant say he didnt ask for it.

Everyday insults happen everyday on this board 24/7, varying from degree to degree. People call each other dumbasses, douches etc. Its not a big deal.

But do you see people literally pissing on the graves of other posters' loved ones or cherished pets? Ofcourse not. That is way over the line.

In addition to being totally classless, you're also incredibly hypocritical. I believe it was your last post when you said: Im not into the name calling stuff. I am very good at it, but I havent let it flow in years.

So you puff up your chest and act like a better person and then turn around and act like an ass.

Nice.

[Taco John]

Lets get it on then....maybe Slap's got something more than his tired wannabe Hunter Thompson schtick, maybe he doesnt.

Personally, I dont think that he does.



What are we going to do? Make a poll? :rofl:

[epicSocialism4tw]

You were too pissed off to even respond to me then.......Ha!


No, I was disappointed. I thought that you were better than that. That was one of the final steps in your descent into irrelevancy.

[Vegas_Bronco]

Dude where is the Dog Whisperer when you need him, we got a hellalot more that just some sleeping dogs here, might as well make this the pot hole thread and spill it all right here:

I've been hating all of you secretly for some time now. I just didn't want to admit it. My problems are deep and it just seemed like none of you were listening...THIS THREAD IS A !10!

[ludo21]

Awesome stuff, Ha!

[listopencil]

Do you really think that going after Slap's beloved deceased dog is going to make you look clever?




Oh, that what his comment was about? You're a piece of ****, 'lama.

[Florida_Bronco]

Everyday insults happen everyday on this board 24/7, varying from degree to degree. People call each other dumbasses, douches etc. Its not a big deal.

But do you see people literally pissing on the graves of other posters' loved ones or cherished pets? Ofcourse not. That is way over the line.

In addition to being totally classless, you're also incredibly hypocritical. I believe it was your last post when you said: Im not into the name calling stuff. I am very good at it, but I havent let it flow in years.

So you puff up your chest and act like a better person and then turn around and act like an ass.

Nice.

Quoted for truth.

I love this forum, and while we may have our disagreements about the way the team should be run and even throw around the occasional personal insult, most of the time it can be credited to just being passionate about our team.

Insulting deceased (or living for that matter) relatives or pets is just low.

[Nuggets4]

I've been hating all of you secretly for some time now. I just didn't want to admit it. My problems are deep and it just seemed like none of you were listening...THIS THREAD IS A !10!

There's your first problem. I find it's easier to just hate everyone publicly. Secretly requires too much restraint.

[CBF1]

This is what makes the mane the very best.

Atlas..... You just made my list :)

[Atlas]

Iowanian and Crazyhorse don't belong on this list... even if they root for the Chorfs... especially when Smurf and LABF go unmentioned


crazywhore should be #2 behind Bob

[epicSocialism4tw]

Let's do what, tough guy?

I'm not aware of any of your loved ones who are deceased, so I couldn't stoop to your level on this thread, even if I were so inclined.

How about this?

And the Number 1 Forum Loser for the Summer of 2006: Angry Llama

Why he sucks: Biggest drama king on the Mane. Biggest poser on the Mane. Bizarre compulsion to immerse himself in mindless hype over this week's favorite athlete. Author of spectacular hissy fit meltdowns when his teams inevitably choke. No sense of perspective or slightest inkling of how he's perceived on this board.

Defining moment: Predicting a sweep for the Mavs in The Finals and then disappearing for several days after they inevitably choked.

Good points: His transparent and pretentious affectations, and inability to handle defeat like an adult, make him ripe for parody.

Potential for redemption: I hope he never changes.

That's pretty low, even for a vegas loser like yourself. Dont start a thread like this full of venom and expect someone just to put down arms and laugh with you. Screw you and your dog.

[watermock]

I'm making that list right now. Its called the Forum Cool Guy Power Ratings. I'm Number One with a bullet, baby!

:thanku:

Where is it?

[Florida_Bronco]

How about this?



That's pretty low, even for a vegas loser like yourself. Dont start a thread like this full of venom and expect someone just to put down arms and laugh with you. Screw you and your dog.

You're doing an awfully good job of proving him right.

[Clockwork Orange]

Where is it?.

[Vegas_Bronco]

Slap has balz (part of his charm) and stirred some shiat tonight now he has to take it!! The beauty is someone has gone deep to get him back and THAT JUST DOESN'T HAPPEN ENOUGH AROUND HERE - so sound the war cry. If you're gonna stir expect to get some on you.

Angry, watch the Vegas stuff or you just might go to deep. Hilarious!

[Nuggets4]

That's pretty low, even for a vegas loser like yourself. Dont start a thread like this full of venom and expect someone just to put down arms and laugh with you. Screw you and your dog.

Are you serious? That upset you? Good God, I've said worse things about my best friend. Grow a sack.

[ludo21]

How about this?



That's pretty low, even for a vegas loser like yourself. Dont start a thread like this full of venom and expect someone just to put down arms and laugh with you. Screw you and your dog.


Whats with putting down his dog? Is that all you have against him, that he loved his dog?

Im confused now???

[CBF1]

Llama.... Way to go and prove Slaps point. You are deserving of your title and a time out.

[epicSocialism4tw]

You're doing an awfully good job of proving him right.

Thanks, Mother Theresa. Your finally getting the point.

[DomCasual]

B R O N C O ?
Good riddance to bad rubbish, eh?

I wonder how it all went down?
Lame. Seriously, you should be ashamed of yourself.

[epicSocialism4tw]

Are you serious? That upset you? Good God, I've said worse things about my best friend. Grow a sack.

Get a job.

[ludo21]

This thread may be headed to the butt.

Dang it, it had potential too.

[Nuggets4]

Get a job.

Got one. Thanks for the concern though. :thumbs:

[Florida_Bronco]

Thanks, Mother Theresa. Your finally getting the point.

Let me get this straight...

You take issue with the things he said about you, so you go off on this tirade against him and his deceased dog (which just proves him right) and then say it was your point all along?

:kiddingme

[Vegas_Bronco]

Clock, uh 'closest friends' and knowing he has a tiny penie? :rofl:

[DomCasual]

You mean like starting a name calling thread about specific posters? Yeah that's pretty cool. Cant say he didnt ask for it.
Dude, that's horse****. Seriously, you won't, but you should apologize. Smack is thrown around here all the time. You went some place no one should go.

[Clockwork Orange]

Clock, uh 'closest friends' and knowing he has a tiny penie? :rofl:

Your sister told me. :wiggle:

[Bronco Billy]

Slap,

You nailed "Author of spectacular hissy fit meltdowns" right on the head!

[epicSocialism4tw]

Come one, come all to the show...

Is Slap going to show up? Or is he going to continue to watch this from his basement hoping that it fizzles out before he has to show a set?

[Taco John]

I'm making a power ratings chart on people with the thinnest skin on the board... Guess who's winning...

[Vegas_Bronco]

Your sister told me. :wiggle:

Oh, that makes sense, my sister is gay too. Thanks for explaining. JK!

[RhymesayersDU]

You know, all things considered... I don't know if off-season mode (and thus, OT threads) ends tomorrow with camp starting, but this thread is an awesome way to close the summer if so.

[Atlas]

This is what makes the mane the very best.

Atlas..... You just made my list :)

I'm on a lot of people's sh!t list these days.

[Florida_Bronco]

Come one, come all to the show...

Is Slap going to show up? Or is he going to continue to watch this from his basement hoping that it fizzles out before he has to show a set?

Show up for what? You are doing exactly what he calls you out for in his original post.

[Bronco Billy]

Come one, come all to the show...

Is Slap going to show up? Or is he going to continue to watch this from his basement hoping that it fizzles out before he has to show a set?


Didn't you start this thread with only 3,000 posts!:kiddingme

[Nuggets4]

Come one, come all to the show...

Is Slap going to show up? Or is he going to continue to watch this from his basement hoping that it fizzles out before he has to show a set?

OK, seriously TJ, I'm starting to feel bad for Llama. You might want to ban him until the morning just so he doesn't make a bigger ass of himself tonight. You know, the "Mock Specialty" (where someone is banned when they're clearly drunk off their ass and you want to save a little of their dignity).

[listopencil]

Come one, come all to the show...




What the **** are thinking? Seriously, WTF? You made fun of a guy's dead dog. What the hell is wrong with you?

[Clockwork Orange]

Oh, that makes sense, my sister is gay too. Thanks for explaining. JK!

She is? Damn, I wrecked that chick! Whooo! ;D

[Taco John]

You know, all things considered... I don't know if off-season mode (and thus, OT threads) ends tomorrow with camp starting, but this thread is an awesome way to close the summer if so.



August 7th... The Monday before the first preseason game. We go game to game...

Training camp will dominate the board though...

[watermock]

Slappy has been showing that dead dog for at least 4 months.

[Florida_Bronco]

Slappy has been showing that dead dog for at least 4 months.

Nothing wrong with that.

[Taco John]

Slappy has been showing that dead dog for at least 4 months.


You, the guy who talks about his cat non-stop, are going to take issue with a dude putting his beloved dog in his avatar?

Come on Mock... You're better than that.

[Clockwork Orange]

Slappy has been showing that dead dog for at least 4 months.

So? He's honoring the memory of a friend who passed away. Is that a bad thing?

[Nuggets4]

You, the guy who talks about his cat non-stop, are going to take issue with a dude putting his beloved dog in his avatar?

Come on Mock... You're better than that.

No. No, he's really not.

[listopencil]

Slappy has been showing that dead dog for at least 4 months.

I had to have my dog put to sleep three years ago. It still bothers me. Four months is not that big of a deal.

[ludo21]

You know, all things considered... I don't know if off-season mode (and thus, OT threads) ends tomorrow with camp starting, but this thread is an awesome way to close the summer if so.

lol, that was my first thought as well!Booya!

Cant wait for TC tho.

[RhymesayersDU]

No. No, he's really not.

Beat me to it.

Saying Mock is better than anything is laughable.

[Taco John]

I'm going to go ahead and let this thing fizzle out on it's own. I thought it was funny, though I didn't agree with the number one spot... But man... What an eye-opener. I can't believe anybody would get so wrapped up in this thing that they'd attack someone's dead pet.

[Florida_Bronco]

I'm going to go ahead and let this thing fizzle out on it's own. I thought it was funny, though I didn't agree with the number one spot... But man... What an eye-opener. I can't believe anybody would get so wrapped up in this thing that they'd attack someone's dead pet.

It's ironic that the way he acted in this thread is what earned him that spot to begin with.

[Vegas_Bronco]

Look these kinds of misunderstandings about people's dogs happen all the time:

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/13205576/?GT1=8211

I just never thought I'd see it tonight.

[watermock]

He's been dragging it out for 4 months. I actually sent him condonlences, I don't know I would get attacked and he would post the dog for 4 months. I didn't attack him. He made an arbitirary "hate list".

BTW, how did I attack the dead pet Taco?

That's fact.

[Nuggets4]

He's been dragging it out for 4 months. I actually sent him condonlences, I don't know I would get attacked and he would post the dog for 4 months.

I'm not drunk enough to understand what this statement is trying to say. But it appears that Taco gave Llama the "Mock Specialty" so barring Mock cracking open another Mad Dog 20/20, this place is dead.

EDIT: And now you've edited your post. It kind of clarifies your statement, but not so much.

[Kaylore]

Before this thread turned it five pages of Angryllama doing his darndest to prove Slap right, I thought this was one of the best posts in a long time.

My favorite part:

His parents must feel dead inside when they look at him.


I don't agree with all the rankings, and I think LABF should be on there somewhere. He's just as bad as W*IGS. Nonetheless a HOF worthy post IMO.

[Florida_Bronco]

He's been dragging it out for 4 months. I actually sent him condonlences, I don't know I would get attacked and he would post the dog for 4 months. I didn't attack him.

It came off like you were taking a shot at him, but things can easily be misunderstood on an internet forum.

[ludo21]

He's been dragging it out for 4 months. I actually sent him condonlences, I don't know I would get attacked and he would post the dog for 4 months. I didn't attack him. He made an arbitirary "hate list".

That's fact.


True, he should be attacked for hating on people and he probbably expected it,

But why the attack on his dog?

[CBF1]

I'm on a lot of people's sh!t list these days.

Give me Kayla and we will call it even :)

[Clockwork Orange]

He's been dragging it out for 4 months.

Dragging it out? Are you ****ing serious? He's kept a picture of Bronco in his avatar since he died, how is that "dragging it out?" He's honoring the memory of his friend, is there some time limit he's supposed to honor? Some arbitrary time frame that you've come up with that people should abide by when mourning the loss of someone they care about?

Jesus, I could go on, but what would be the point?

[Florida_Bronco]

For the record, I think this was a good thread. I think the list could use a little tweaking, but 9 out of the 10 people on that list deserved to be there.

[epicSocialism4tw]

Slap, you made a thread about me that was denigrating and effacing. One that attacked my character in public. I know that you understand how that can effect someone, as you have told me in a private message that your intent on this thread to begin with was to make other posters here hate me as you do. You knew that I would fight back, and you knew that it would help your cause.

I want to offer an apology. I know that you loved your dog. I have two dogs myself and would hate to see them go. I hope that I didnt cause you any distress.

[CBF1]

No. No, he's really not.

LMAO .... you beat me to the punch. I owe you more rep!

[watermock]

Loser Number 4: Watermock

Why he sucks: There are 57,000 reasons.

Defining moment: Pick a banning, any banning.

Good points: Somewhat humbled by the recent game of WhackaMock that breaks out whenever he posts something off topic these days.

Potential for redemption: Truthfully, the thrice-banned former board bad boy has cleaned up his act a little bit already. He still sucks, though.




The football bannings were not even related to footbal honestly. You constantly lure. I'm not humbled by anything. My opintions are not always politically correct.

My point is this, which you haven't addressed after being challenged. I still don't see a poll. And make it public unless your a coward.

[listopencil]

I want to offer an apology.


Whether or not Slap accepts your apology, thank you for that. This **** was really starting to bother me.

[CBF1]

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STFU, drink another 12 pack and pass out already.

[baja]

I think LABF is one of the better posters here.

[CBF1]

You guys have made my rep power disappear. Way too many great takes and comments. Thank you all for playing the game. More rep to those deserving tomorrow.

Slap...again great work!!!

[Clockwork Orange]

The football bannings were not even related to footbal honestly. You constantly lure. I'm not humbled by anything. My opintions are not always politically correct.

No ****. Let's see, you were banned for going off on a racist tangent about Japanese people to someone who's married to a Japanese woman. You got axed for posting a rimjob picture in the speaking of butts thread. I don't remember the third one specifically, though I'm sure it was for something racist/sexist/disgusting.

And you're absolutely right, nothing humbles you. You're the same putrid human being you were before each banning. You should be so proud.

[Taco John]

The football bannings were not even related to footbal honestly.



No, we've never banned anyone here because of their football related takes. Mostly bannings come down because someone does something so offensive that I am practically forced to do something to balance out the amount of offense that has built up over the situation. Usually it revolves around race, but I wouldn't limit it to that.

[Bronco Billy]

I want to offer an apology.


Good job! :thumbsup:

[watermock]

I think LABF is one of the better posters here.

Okay. Is LABF why your in Mexico?

[Dr. Broncenstein]

I think LABF is one of the better posters here.

:D

We know...

[epicSocialism4tw]

Here's your PM, Slap:

"I got you mofo. Manipulating you was SOOOOOO easy. I guess because you're SOOOOOO stupid."

[-Slap-]

Slap, you made a thread about me that was denigrating and effacing. One that attacked my character in public. I know that you understand how that can effect someone, as you have told me in a private message that your intent on this thread to begin with was to make other posters here hate me as you do. You knew that I would fight back, and you knew that it would help your cause.

I want to offer an apology. I know that you loved your dog. I have two dogs myself and would hate to see them go. I hope that I didnt cause you any distress.
Not accepted.

Go lick a dog's ass until it bleeds and I may reconsider your entreaty at some future date.

[baja]

Okay. Is LABF why your in Mexico?

I'm not in Mexico I'm in Hilo Hawaii. Aloha!

[epicSocialism4tw]

Not accepted.
Go lick a dog's ass until it bleeds and I may reconsider your entreaty at some future date.

That's fine.

[Florida_Bronco]

Here's your PM, Slap:

"I got you mofo. Manipulating you was SOOOOOO easy. I guess because you're SOOOOOO stupid."

What's your point? This whole thread was kinda like quicksand, you walked into and started flipping out while just getting yourself stuck deeper.

[-Slap-]

That's fine.
Can I pick the dog then?

[baja]

:D

We know...

OK I'll bite you think I'm some hippie liberal new age band wagon hopper or what?

[epicSocialism4tw]

Can I pick the dog then?

Im sure I wont be getting an apology from you.

[-Slap-]

Here's your PM, Slap:

"I got you mofo. Manipulating you was SOOOOOO easy. I guess because you're SOOOOOO stupid."
Very enlightening. I almost forgot typing that 15 minutes ago. :curtsey:

[baja]

That's fine.

Dude you should stop posting until tomorrow

sit back and watch Mock go off....

[epicSocialism4tw]

Very enlightening. I almost forgot typing that 15 minutes ago. :curtsey:

Sure ya did.

[Vegas_Bronco]

Just smell each others azzes and call it a night.

[Dr. Broncenstein]

OK I'll bite you think I'm some hippie liberal new age band wagon hopper or what?

No... I think you are a liberal hippie... but I enjoy your posts even if you bat left handed...

[-Slap-]

Im sure I wont be getting an apology from you.
http://atman.net/guruphiliac/mda.jpg

[Bronco Billy]

Just smell each others azzes and call it a night.


LMAO. :rofl: :twokisses Hilarious!

[epicSocialism4tw]

(dogs butt)

Is that your "charm" I smell?


Is that what "charm" is supposed to be like?

[CBF1]

Angryllama..... This is as close of the second comming of Mock I have ever witnessed. Turn the computer off and call it a day bro.

[DomCasual]

Slap, you made a thread about me that was denigrating and effacing. One that attacked my character in public. I know that you understand how that can effect someone, as you have told me in a private message that your intent on this thread to begin with was to make other posters here hate me as you do. You knew that I would fight back, and you knew that it would help your cause.

I want to offer an apology. I know that you loved your dog. I have two dogs myself and would hate to see them go. I hope that I didnt cause you any distress.
Okay, I think that was good. I respect that - honestly.

We had two dogs put to sleep in a period of a few months last year. Both had been with us since we were married - almost twelve years. We got them as puppies, and they slept with us, ate with us, watched TV with us, moved with us, waited desperately for us anytime we left, welcomed our son when we brought him home and treated him kindly as he grew up (despite getting their ears pulled whilst sleeping, eating, sometimes pooping, etc.) - heck, they sat on either side of me on the couch while I watched the Broncos win two Super Bowls. They were truly our family, and I hated watching them deteriorate.

I'm glad you apologized. Bad karma reversed.

Not to hijack the thread, but here's Pugsley, Athena, and my son. This was our Christmas card a few years back. Athena's crossed eyes are Photoshopped.

[baja]

No... I think you are a liberal hippie... but I enjoy your posts even if you<b> bat left handed...</b>

You think I'm gay?? Dude, I'm not the one massaging prostates for a living! ;D

[24champ]

As the Mane turns....


http://texas.clubsi.com/Josh/ubb/crybaby.jpg

[ClevelandBronco]

I disagree wholeheartedly with some of Slap's rankings. angryllama (or the mad yak, as he is known in War Politics and Religion) wouldn't make my list. Neither would W*GS, who has been miscategorized by LABF and others as a right wingnut. You can trust me on this. I'm a right wingnut. He's not on the membership list I get. W*GS is a Libertarian through and through. Mock wouldn't make my list. Heck, Mock is almost like a mascot around here.

All that aside, Slap's original post is some of the best, most entertaining writing I've ever seen on this board. The concept was inventively mean, the structure was solid and the one liners were priceless.

Great job, Slap.

[Dr. Broncenstein]

You think I'm gay?? Dude, I'm not the one massaging prostates!

Well... at least I'm only using my gloved finger.. and getting paid for it :rofl:

[baja]

Well... at least I'm only using my gloved finger.. and getting paid for it :rofl:

So you have turned pro have ya....

[baja]

PS In today's world it is wise that you now use a glove, smart move. ;D

[Taco John]

Heck, Mock is almost like a mascot around here.


I'm picturing not the cool "Miles" style mascot, that runs around jazzing everybody up... But that hideous blow-up "Miles" that comes out all bobbley and kind of muddles around freaking kids out...

Unfortunately, only people who have been to a Broncos game and seen this thing I call "Monstrosity Miles" will understand what I'm talking about...

[ClevelandBronco]

Well... at least I'm only using my gloved finger.. and getting paid for it :rofl:

Last check I got, the doctor apologized for the finger treatment. I told him there was no reason; it couldn't be the highlight of his day either. He said I got that right.

You earn every dollar, Dr.

[baja]

I'm picturing not the cool "Miles" style mascot, that runs around jazzing everybody up... But that hideous blow-up "Miles" that comes out all bobbley and kind of muddles around freaking kids out...

Unfortunately, only people who have been to a Broncos game and seen this thing I call "Monstrosity Miles" will understand what I'm talking about...

I have been to a few Broncos games and i haven't understood what you are talking about for five years now but maybe it is just me....

[Taco John]

I have been to a few Broncos games and i haven't understood what you are talking about for five years now but maybe it is just me....



I don't think they bring out Monstrosity Miles for every game... But when they do... Man that thing is freakay!

[Vegas_Bronco]

I'm picturing not the cool "Miles" style mascot, that runs around jazzing everybody up... But that hideous blow-up "Miles" that comes out all bobbley and kind of muddles around freaking kids out...

Unfortunately, only people who have been to a Broncos game and seen this thing I call "Monstrosity Miles" will understand what I'm talking about...

I have to agree, that damn thing just needs longer legs...makes me laugh everytime I see it.

[baja]

Mock !!!! Come out and play.

[Clockwork Orange]

I'm picturing not the cool "Miles" style mascot, that runs around jazzing everybody up... But that hideous blow-up "Miles" that comes out all bobbley and kind of muddles around freaking kids out...

Unfortunately, only people who have been to a Broncos game and seen this thing I call "Monstrosity Miles" will understand what I'm talking about...

I was thinking more along the lines of this lamer......

http://www.coloradosenate.com/gallery/albums/gallery2005/SenAnderson_w_Dinger.sized.jpg

Worst. Mascot. Ever.

[ClevelandBronco]

I'm picturing not the cool "Miles" style mascot, that runs around jazzing everybody up... But that hideous blow-up "Miles" that comes out all bobbley and kind of muddles around freaking kids out...

Unfortunately, only people who have been to a Broncos game and seen this thing I call "Monstrosity Miles" will understand what I'm talking about...

As I was typing it out, I thought about several aspects of Mock's persona here that make him mascot-like. He's a part of the OM team in a way, but far apart from the OM team in another. It's hard not to notice that he's wearing a pretty bizarre costume here. His actions are unpredictable, irrelevant and irreverent. He can certainly fire folks up with his antics during the breaks in action.

And as the father of a kid who has been pushed to tears by the appearance of a guy dressed up like the Red Robin at the restaurant of the same name, yeah, I can see how Mock might come off as something a bit twisted and scary. But from my seat, he's just a harmless fuzzball who roots for the same team I do. Sometimes he gets in my view and I want him to sit down, but he's just doing his job, being the poster who is Mock.

[Vegas_Bronco]

http://www.thehogs.net/html/images/hogMascot270.gif

[Taco John]

I'll be honest... I like Mock when he's on his game and posting his Broncos takes. Sometimes the guy makes me see angles I hadn't thought of before... Though sometimes he goes overboard on them. He was yelling Nintendo well after I thought that got tamed down... But hell, even the Beezlebub schtick makes me laugh and shake my head now and again...

But when he's off his game.... or worse drinking and posting... Wow.

Thankfully, he's been pretty tame this offseason.

[watermock]

Oh man...this is so comical. You hear the slap of the rubber glove and told to lower your shorts. This why your mother told you to always have clean underwear! So I'm bending over like Mr. Biker in South Park and he's looking for a Gerbil or something. We both started laughing. I asked if he had found the gerbil and we both started laughing while his finger was up my ass. Then I farted and we both started laughing like children. This is all tue. I thought he was going to have a heart attack! He's always thumping on my lungs, liver and drawing blood. I think he's a sicko.

Honestly, he's a fine doctor about the same age as me, so we had a good laugh.

[Florida_Bronco]

Oh man...this is so comical. You hear the slap of the rubber glove and told to lower your shorts. This why your mother told you to always have clean underwear! So I'm bending over like Mr. Biker in South Park and he's looking for a Gerbil or something. We both started laughing. I asked if he had found the gerbil and we both started laughing while his finger was up my ass. Then I farted and we both started laughing like children. This is all tue. I thought he was going to have a heart attack! He's always thumping on my lungs, liver and drawing blood. I think he's a sicko.

Honestly, he's a fine doctor about the same age as me, so we had a good laugh.

I really could have done without that mental picture.

[Clockwork Orange]

Oh man...this is so comical. You hear the slap of the rubber glove and told to lower your shorts. This why your mother told you to always have clean underwear! So I'm bending over like Mr. Biker in South Park and he's looking for a Gerbil or something. We both started laughing. I asked if he had found the gerbil and we both started laughing while his finger was up my ass. Then I farted and we both started laughing like children. This is all tue. I thought he was going to have a heart attack! He's always thumping on my lungs, liver and drawing blood. I think he's a sicko.

Honestly, he's a fine doctor about the same age as me, so we had a good laugh.

http://i500.nopdesign.com/skins/wallpaper/Sea_Captain.jpg
"Yarr, that's gonna replace the whale in me nightmares."

[watermock]

Your supposed to stay calm but when I asked if he found the lost gerbil he lost it. When I farted, I said..."see? can't you smell the Gerbil?".

OK I made that up.

[Crushaholic]

The WRP Forum tends to bring out the worst in people sometimes. If W*GS is on that list, Spider needs to be there with him. The inclusion of LABF is wrong, IMO, because he always backs up what he believes with evidence. It may be evidence gleaned from left-wing websites, but it's something...

[MajikMan7]

Loser Number 2: MajikMan7

Why he sucks: Generation Why slacker. Has never posted anything worthwhile and its likely he never will. His parents must feel dead inside when they look at him.

Defining moment: The amazing gayness of his collection of hair care products.

Good point: Favorite player is a Polish/American.

Potential for redemption: He might grow up some day.

I dissagree with this whole heartedly. I don't belong on the list. My generation is not a bunch of slackers (a higher % of my generation go off to college and get real jobs, compared to your generation).

I have made a few worthwhile posts, however your head was so far up your ass that they were overlooked, like they always are by a good majority of the members here.

My parents are very proud of there, hard working and intelligent honor roll son, who has a very bright future.

Defining moment, ha that's the best you could come up with! How about my tell all behind the scenes look at Survivor One, that made FadderProof go on a flaming spree? What about my Tatum Bell is number one thread? Besides atleast I have thick beautiful hair to keep pretty, it looks like your lacking, old man.

My good point, is not how Don Majkowski is the greatest qb of all time, My point that is good happens to be how ron dayne is gonna carry this team to the promise land, with his 1500+ yard season.

Bah, me grow up? How bout you get a life and spend a little less time on here, you and your 22,485 posts!

[crazyhorse]

Official Countdown of the Worst Posters on the Orange Mane:

I have to say that I am disappointed. I would have expected to be higher on the list.

BTW, who's the chick in the avvy?

[RunByDesign]

I have to say that I am disappointed. I would have expected to be higher on the list.

BTW, who's the chick in the avvy?

On one hand we have mock who is jealous of all the attention that llama is getting, on the other we have crazy who is so enamored with llama that he steals his material.

Or is it that he can't think of anthing witty on his own?

Only time will tell.

[Sassy]

Clean didn't make the list ???
He should be right up there with Majik ;D

[crazyhorse]

On one hand we have mock who is jealous of all the attention that llama is getting, on the other we have crazy who is so enamored with llama that he steals his material.

Or is it that he can't think of anthing witty on his own?

Only time will tell.

What are you talking about?

I'm not talking about the pooch. I'm talking about the girl in the picture.

[gunns]

All of this coming from a man whose affectations for canines are so gratuitous that you have to wonder where they have their base. Who has admittedly never found anything more entertaining than sports in the world, and whose arguments consist of nothing but personal attacks.

If that's what you need to build yourself up so that you can pet your dogs with confidence then have at it.

I was questioning this pick, Slap, with all the other candidates out there, until I read this post. Great call Slap!

[gunns]

B R O N C O ?
Good riddance to bad rubbish, eh?

I wonder how it all went down?

Wow, this one cements it.

The word sleaze comes to mind.

[gunns]

How about this?



That's pretty low, even for a vegas loser like yourself. Dont start a thread like this full of venom and expect someone just to put down arms and laugh with you. Screw you and your dog.

Damn dude, get over yourself.

[-Slap-]

I dissagree with this whole heartedly. I don't belong on the list. My generation is not a bunch of slackers (a higher % of my generation go off to college and get real jobs, compared to your generation).

I have made a few worthwhile posts, however your head was so far up your ass that they were overlooked, like they always are by a good majority of the members here.

My parents are very proud of there, hard working and intelligent honor roll son, who has a very bright future.

Defining moment, ha that's the best you could come up with! How about my tell all behind the scenes look at Survivor One, that made FadderProof go on a flaming spree? What about my Tatum Bell is number one thread? Besides atleast I have thick beautiful hair to keep pretty, it looks like your lacking, old man.

My good point, is not how Don Majkowski is the greatest qb of all time, My point that is good happens to be how ron dayne is gonna carry this team to the promise land, with his 1500+ yard season.

Bah, me grow up? How bout you get a life and spend a little less time on here, you and your 22,485 posts!


Another satisfied customer.......:approve:

[MajikMan7]

Another satisfied customer.......:approve:
hows the wife and kids?

[heydensmom]

??? Where's the love train???

[-Slap-]

hows the wife and kids?
You're never going to trick me into admitting paternity, Majik. You'll need to get a signed court order for genetic testing.

[-Slap-]

??? Where's the love train???

Didn't Cat Stevens write that? Seems appropriate, considering he later called for Salman Rushdie's execution.

Wait, Cat wrote Peace Train.

Nevermind.

[MajikMan7]

You're never going to trick me into admitting paternity, Majik. You'll need to get a signed court order for genetic testing.

So are you trying to tell us you and that dawg of yours were a little more than just best friends?

[gunns]

So are you trying to tell us you and that dawg of yours were a little more than just best friends?

Damn, first Angry, now Majik. Your opinion may go down in history for being so close to fact, Slap. My eyes have definitely been opened to the truth of your list.

[elsid13]

Majik

You aren't going to win, my advice retreat gracefully and wait for your opportunity to make a point. Or just iron your hair. At this point continuing to post on this thread make you appear to look like an ass and proves -Slap-'s point.

[Gcver2ver3]

A thread devoted to publicly insulting people has no chance of NOT getting personal.

I don't defend llama for the dog remarks...that was totally classless

But i don't get why he's supposed to get attacked by 80% of the message board for getting angry with the post about him....everybody is giving slap kudos for making them laugh but it was at the expense of others...

some of you...had your username been on that list would've gotten angry too IMO...and of course some of you wouldn't have...

he comments on the guy's dead dog and then gets hammered by everyone for it and then he apologizes and slap spits on him....i don't get it

this thread is dying...a lot of angry people with hurt feelings at this point...

i think this thread was a stupid idea personally.....

[-Slap-]

He's pissed because I didn't put him number one. Ironically, he can blame none other than Don Majkowski.

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/packer/img/insider/oct02/3majkowski89.jpg

Really makes you think.

[-Slap-]

A thread devoted to publicly insulting people has no chance of NOT getting personal.

I don't defend llama for the dog remarks...that was totally classless

But i don't get why he's supposed to get attacked by 80% of the message board for getting angry with the post about him....everybody is giving slap kudos for making them laugh but it was at the expense of others...

some of you...had your username been on that list would've gotten angry too IMO...and of course some of you wouldn't have...

he comments on the guy's dead dog and then gets hammered by everyone for it and then he apologizes and slap spits on him....i don't get it

this thread is dying...a lot of angry people with hurt feelings at this point...

i think this thread was a stupid idea personally.....

My apologies, if your user name weren't too stupid to remember and your contributions to the board so non-descript, you would have definitely made the starting lineup.

I think you might want to consider posting on amphetamines during this next quarter.

[RaiderH8r]

I'll never forget when yavoon rolled in with the "Dennis Northcutt is better than Rod Smith" take. I've always kind of conjured the image of a guy walking into a Mensa meeting wearing a sandwich board, strolling to the front row, taking off the advertisement, having a seat, and then interrupting the guest speaker at every new point to argue about the price of chicken.
Man, I have no idea why but this image just struck me as hilarious. And I mean disproportionately hilarious. Good stuff.

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

I'm thinking of a word, and it starts with L.A. Bronco Fan.

Gee.

I didn't realize all those ass whoopings left such an indelible mark on you there, Jethro.

http://www.strawberrynet.com/images/products/01757684005.jpg

[Rascal]

Wow....post of the year Slap.

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

Way to bounce back with the ever dignified, "haha, your dog is dead" smack two months later.

Damn, I had no idea, dude.

Now I feel like sh_t for talking bad about dogs on that other thread.

Belated condolences for your loss.

[scorpio]

This thread delivers on so many levels. :thumbsup:

[BroncoInferno]

B R O N C O ?
Good riddance to bad rubbish, eh?

I wonder how it all went down?

You're a real piece of work. That is ****ing low, even for you. I just love how you pirch yourself up on your moutain of sanctimony, only to fall off everytime.

And those who don't frequent the War, Religion and Politics forum don't even know the half of it. The guy is to the right of Ghengis Khan.

[BroncoInferno]

Let's do what, tough guy?

I can see him at home now, standing in front of his mirror, his tiny arms shadow boxing furiously to the Slap of his minds eye. And, the bad thing is, he probably gets his ass kicked even in his own fantasies.

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

I think LABF is one of the better posters here.

And, doggone it, people like me.

(Except the ninnies who tried to add me to Slap's sh*t list, that is.)

:D

[Mile High Shack]

interesting thread

I disagreed with Slap about llama until this thread
lol

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

I can see him at home now, standing in front of his mirror, his tiny arms shadow boxing furiously to the Slap of his minds eye. And, the bad thing is, he probably gets his ass kicked even in his own fantasies.

:laugh:

[Arkansas Bronco]

Interesting late night thread. Gave me a good 8 pages to read this morning to go with my cofee.

[ZachKC]

http://i500.nopdesign.com/skins/wallpaper/Sea_Captain.jpg
"Yarr, that's gonna replace the whale in me nightmares."
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Gcver2ver3]

My apologies, if your user name weren't too stupid to remember and your contributions to the board so non-descript, you would have definitely made the starting lineup.

I think you might want to consider posting on amphetamines during this next quarter.


oh i know slap....i know...

i was actually surprised i wasn't on your list....

maybe next time .....

[heydensmom]

Didn't Cat Stevens write that? Seems appropriate, considering he later called for Salman Rushdie's execution.

Wait, Cat wrote Peace Train.

Nevermind.
The song I was in reference to was Love Train by Big and Rich....

[McDortoh]

Simply fricking AWESOME Ha!

I just hope bob is not so upset by being low on the list that he takes it as a challange.

[zdoor]

Fricking hysterical threadHilarious! Hilarious!

[Falconer]

Wow nine pages of hate. I tried to quit reading, but it had some kind of mesmerizing effect that I couldn't turn from. This thread brings back that old saying from our mothers; if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all. I would even pretty much echo gcver2ver3's post. Maybe that will get me on a list sometime in the future. ;)

[Gcver2ver3]

I would even pretty much echo gcver2ver3's post. Maybe that will get me on a list sometime in the future. ;)




careful falconer.....

you're walking dangerous grounds.....slap may actually not like you for saying this...

perhaps you may want to edit your post.....

slap doesn't take back talk very well.......Ha!

[Pezman]

Everyone here is a bunch of poopypants,
Sincerely,
A concerned customer
;D

[Sean]

Damnit, I never win any contests.

[Rock Chalk]

I opened this expecting to have made THIS list.

Christ, what does one have to do to make a list around here?

[elsid13]

I opened this expecting to have made THIS list.

Christ, what does one have to do to make a list around here?


Just keep up your hard work, and someday it will pay off. ;D

[baja]

Oh man...this is so comical. You hear the slap of the rubber glove and told to lower your shorts. This why your mother told you to always have clean underwear! So I'm bending over like Mr. Biker in South Park and he's looking for a Gerbil or something. We both started laughing. I asked if he had found the gerbil and we both started laughing while his finger was up my ass. Then I farted and we both started laughing like children. This is all tue. I thought he was going to have a heart attack! He's always thumping on my lungs, liver and drawing blood. I think he's a sicko.

Honestly, he's a fine doctor about the same age as me, so we had a good laugh.
So how is your vet I know he is getting up in years now?

[Nuggets4]

Wow nine pages of hate. I tried to quit reading, but it had some kind of mesmerizing effect that I couldn't turn from. This thread brings back that old saying from our mothers; if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all. I would even pretty much echo gcver2ver3's post. Maybe that will get me on a list sometime in the future. ;)

Dude, you're WAY too cool to be on a list like this. I think that's pretty universally known.

Damnit, I never win any contests.

Yeah, but that's because you live in the land of wet t-shirt contests.

I opened this expecting to have made THIS list.

Christ, what does one have to do to make a list around here?

**** you. Better? ;)

[Mtbrncofn]

I opened this expecting to have made THIS list.

Christ, what does one have to do to make a list around here?


No worries, Alec. You're at the top or near it for the 'poster that really pisses off hockey fans' list. ;D

[Rock Chalk]

No worries, Alec. You're at the top or near it for the 'poster that really pisses off hockey fans' list. ;D
All four of you eh?

[Mile High Shack]

I opened this expecting to have made THIS list.

Christ, what does one have to do to make a list around here?

don't worry dickhead, I'd still vote you #1 on my list :thumbs:

[Rock Chalk]

don't worry dickhead, I'd still vote you #1 on my list :thumbs:
Yeah, but you don't matter to anyone outside the voices in your head.

[Florida_Bronco]

My apologies, if your user name weren't too stupid to remember and your contributions to the board so non-descript, you would have definitely made the starting lineup.

I think you might want to consider posting on amphetamines during this next quarter.

I gotta disagree with this one. gcver2ver3 is a cool guy.

[Rohirrim]

My applause for Slap. Damn funny thread. I have to agree on Errand. I call him "Scud." Every thread he comes in on you just hear this dull thud, and the thread dies. Still, he doesn't come close to Eye Patch. That guy was downright bubonic.

[Gcver2ver3]

I gotta disagree with this one. gcver2ver3 is a cool guy.




^5


thanks man....

[Pendejo]

I got several laughs out of this thread. I intend on purchasing several cases of John Jameson & Son Irish Whiskey...in an attempt to cement my place on any future lists such as these.

[Atlas]

Damnit, I never win any contests.

Who are you anyway?!?!?!

LOL

[orange 4 life]

man im tired of not having enough time to keep up around here!!!

this thread has all kinds of potential.
probably a very compelling read.
shakespeare or this thread?

ill take this thread please ROFL!

i gotta find some time later to read the whole thing.
its amazing its made it 9 pages without bannings or going to the butt.

jake

[orange 4 life]

its obviously mean spirited, but MOST of the people that will get singled out (all through the nine pages) probably deserve it...

....unless someone said something about me, and then its on :P

[gunns]

The song I was in reference to was Love Train by Big and Rich....

I was thinking of Love Train by the Ojay's....anyway I don't think it's in this thread.

[Moon§hiner]

I was thinking of Love Train by the Ojay's....anyway I don't think it's in this thread.
They might be the one and the same...I was going to mention the Ojays but was afraid I'd show my age.. ;)

[epicSocialism4tw]

its obviously mean spirited, but MOST of the people that will get singled out (all through the nine pages) probably deserve it...
....unless someone said something about me, and then its on :P

I think that the author of the thread has made himself synonymous with the title, and I think that it's fitting.

His violence is "cute" and another's is over the top. That's alright, but I wouldnt expect the people who are the butt of the joke to enjoy their ridicule. The whole idea of the thread is nothing but an 8th grade popularity contest. What made me upset is that I have stuck up for numerous posters in this place when things got out of hand with personal jabs (I hope that you all remember those times too), and then something like this happens, but hey, if you are not in the clique there's nothing you can do about that, right?

I offered an apology and did not receive one myself, because as was already determined, I was the butt of the joke. A person who authors something like this is obviously too bitter and self-deprecating to care. The whole premise is vile and the result has been deservingly vile. I stuck out a hand, and did not receive one in return, and I was not the one who fired the first shot.

[McDortoh]

Well look at the upside Llama if it was infact an "The whole idea of the thread is nothing but an 8th grade popularity contest" atleast you won ;)

[Taco John]

Like I said llama... I didn't think you deserved to be in the listings at all, but then you melted down and started calling out a dead dog, all while acting in exactly the way that his post predicted you would. Yeah, Slap probably should have graciously accepted your apology... But you should have never attacked a dead dog in the first place.

Shrug it off, man... It's only as big a deal as you make it out to be...

[Rohirrim]

I think that the author of the thread has made himself synonymous with the title, and I think that it's fitting.

His violence is "cute" and another's is over the top. That's alright, but I wouldnt expect the people who are the butt of the joke to enjoy their ridicule. The whole idea of the thread is nothing but an 8th grade popularity contest. What made me upset is that I have stuck up for numerous posters in this place when things got out of hand with personal jabs (I hope that you all remember those times too), and then something like this happens, but hey, if you are not in the clique there's nothing you can do about that, right?

I offered an apology and did not receive one myself, because as was already determined, I was the butt of the joke. A person who authors something like this is obviously too bitter and self-deprecating to care. The whole premise is vile and the result has been deservingly vile. I stuck out a hand, and did not receive one in return, and I was not the one who fired the first shot.

Think of it this way - it's actually TJ's fault. If not for him, Eye Patch would still be here and he would win first place hands down. ;D

[alkemical]

man i wrote this song and this thread fits it

cannibal animals - cannibal animals - we are all cannable animals......

[alkemical]

i never had a problem with Patch.

[BroncoInferno]

I think that the author of the thread has made himself synonymous with the title, and I think that it's fitting.

His violence is "cute" and another's is over the top. That's alright, but I wouldnt expect the people who are the butt of the joke to enjoy their ridicule. The whole idea of the thread is nothing but an 8th grade popularity contest. What made me upset is that I have stuck up for numerous posters in this place when things got out of hand with personal jabs (I hope that you all remember those times too), and then something like this happens, but hey, if you are not in the clique there's nothing you can do about that, right?

I offered an apology and did not receive one myself, because as was already determined, I was the butt of the joke. A person who authors something like this is obviously too bitter and self-deprecating to care. The whole premise is vile and the result has been deservingly vile. I stuck out a hand, and did not receive one in return, and I was not the one who fired the first shot.

Sometimes you've got to be able to laugh at yourself, man. Your excessive self-seriousness is part of the reason you have such trouble getting along with many of the posters here.

[epicSocialism4tw]

Like I said llama... I didn't think you deserved to be in the listings at all, but then you melted down and started calling out a dead dog, all while acting in exactly the way that his post predicted you would. Yeah, Slap probably should have graciously accepted your apology... But you should have never attacked a dead dog in the first place.

Shrug it off, man... It's only as big a deal as you make it out to be...


That was the only instance that I have ever attacked a person on this site, and it was intentional because his attacks had been getting more and more acute toward me on other threads.

I know that he's one of a handful of people here that feels so agitated by my opinions that they resort to personal attacks, and that's fine. The guy has his own problems. The problem for me comes when he makes a slanderous thread about me specifically where he spews nothing but raw venom, and doesnt stick around to talk about it. He might feel strongly about his canines, where I might feel strongly about slander. There was no attempt on his part at all to make light of things said in the post. It was meant to cause chaos, and I chose to play the game. Unfortunately for me, my choice was to slap "slap" across the face. The guy picked a fight, got hit on the jaw, and stood back and waited for the teachers to show up to take me to the principals office. I simply wanted him to act like a man, and he still hasnt. If he wanted to call me out, then step up and talk with me. He was here watching this thread develop and responding. Instead, he chose to throw rocks and hide behind a crowd like a coward. Then when I attempted to make things copascetic, he chose to take the low road again. There's nothing that I can do about that. I have done my part, I have offered an apology. The other party is still dodging the issue.

[Rohirrim]

http://www.jasoco.net/data/files/images/Chill%20Pill.png

[epicSocialism4tw]

Sometimes you've got to be able to laugh at yourself, man. Your excessive self-seriousness is part of the reason you have such trouble getting along with many of the posters here.

That's the thing, Slap is one of the few people that I dont get along with. There are others, sure, but Slap's representation of me here was slanderous above all else.

You may not think highly of me either, but have I ever attacked you with anything like was done by authoring this thread?

[alkemical]

That's the thing, Slap is one of the few people that I dont get along with. There are others, sure, but Slap's representation of me here was slanderous above all else.

You may not think highly of me either, but have I ever attacked you with anything like was done by authoring this thread?


If you make Muzak for a living, i will hunt you down and smote you. If i have to hear the moody blues done in muzak, or the disgrace to castles made of sand - or beast of burden - you will pay, pay i tell you!

[Spider]

good thread ........ and I know how to become #1 with a bullit on the list
Elway = would have to climb a step ladder just to kiss plummer ass ;D

[BroncoInferno]

That's the thing, Slap is one of the few people that I dont get along with. There are others, sure, but Slap's representation of me here was slanderous above all else.

You may not think highly of me either, but have I ever attacked you with anything like was done by authoring this thread?

Let it go, man. That's all there is to it. You are doing yourself no favors by whining and flailing your arms about. If you'll go back to the beginning of the thread, people WERE taking up for you to the extent that they said they didn't see why you were included. Then you came in and made fun of a dead dog and made yourself look bad. Slap didn't do that to you. You chose your reaction, and it made Slap's original post look pretty accurate. Life is too short to take this kind of thing so seriously. crazyhorse's response to his inclusion on the list was a pretty good way to handle it, I think.

[Spider]

That's the thing, Slap is one of the few people that I dont get along with. There are others, sure, but Slap's representation of me here was slanderous above all else.


meh ...... no biggie realy ..... making a mountian out of a molehill , little less drama ............

[Spider]

They might be the one and the same...I was going to mention the Ojays but was afraid I'd show my age.. ;)
Ojays ? who are they ? :welcome:

[elsid13]

good thread ........ and I know how to become #1 with a bullit on the list
Elway = would have to climb a step ladder just to kiss plummer ass ;D

That it we're forcing you to drive Chevy and wear Raider gear while supporting mullet. And no Cheney soccer balls for you....

Bastard ;D

[Spider]

That it we're forcing you to drive Chevy and wear Raider gear while supporting mullet. And no Cheney soccer balls for you....

Bastard ;D
LOL ...... I knew you guys had it in for me ...... My Conspiracy theory was right ;D

[elsid13]

LOL ...... I knew you guys had it in for me ...... My Conspiracy theory was right ;D


Maybe PEZ rename you Drama Queen II, for desecrating the memory of Elway.

Lama - you're just making worse, take the advice I gave Majick relax and laugh it off.

[Spider]

Maybe PEZ rename you Drama Queen II, for desecrating the memory of Elway.


Elway ? wasnt he a QB or somthing ? ....................... ;D

[elsid13]

Elway ? wasnt he a QB or somthing ? ....................... ;D

Screw drama quenn you should be force to only read W*GS and BOBO's post.

[Spider]

Screw drama quenn you should be force to only read W*GS and BOBO's post.
whoa. I am sorry .. could have lived with Drama queen , but your punishment is far worse ........

[MajikMan7]

Lama - you're just making worse, take the advice I gave Majick relax and laugh it off.

Lama, don't listen to this 'advice'. Slap is an old piece of ****, that had no right to personally attack us like that. Do we go around attacking others like that? I don't think so. I say we unbury that dead dog of his, and piss all over it.

[MajikMan7]

Don Majkowski > John Elway < BVP

[elsid13]

whoa. I am sorry .. could have lived with Drama queen , but your punishment is far worse ........


If you still hadn't repented, I going to get that hippie Hotrod to ban your butt to Chef planet.

Now go say a dozen Hail Mary Elways in the corner ;D