Forum Loser Power Ratings

[Spider]

Lama, don't listen to this 'advice'. Slap is an old piece of ****, that had no right to personally attack us like that. Do we go around attacking others like that? I don't think so. I say we unbury that dead dog of his, and piss all over it.
I can see it now

[Spider]

If you still hadn't repented, I going to get that hippie Hotrod to ban your butt to Chef planet.

Now go say a dozen Hail Mary Elways in the corner ;D
LOL .....

[elsid13]

Lama, don't listen to this 'advice'. Slap is an old piece of ****, that had no right to personally attack us like that. Do we go around attacking others like that? I don't think so. I say we unbury that dead dog of his, and piss all over it.


Kid you really are an idiot. I gave some advice that would save you grief on the forum, instead you thought you knew better. The stupidity of youth is once again on display.

[GonzoLays]

Loser Number 7: GonzoLays -

Why he sucks: Fancies himself a provocative iconoclast, but he's really just a race baiting attention whore. Besmirches the memory of the great Richard Pryor by attaching his avatar image to one crappy take after another.

Defining moment: Trolls too consistently to narrow down one particular thread or post.

Good points: Shows flashes of rudimentary sports knowledge when he forgets his schtick is to be an annoying asshat 24/7.

Potential for redemption: Unlikely. Too fascinated by his own immaturity.

YAWN....

Rudimentary sports knowledge? HA! I am DEFINITELY one of the TOP if not the BEST poster on this site. I simply know too much. People are afraid of the knowledgetrain known as the Great GonzoLays; it is a blessing and a curse. I know. I often question God as to why I know so much?!! Why God, why???!!

[TexanBob]

"Ignore" is your friend. Sure, there are some folks on this board I dislike or disagree with but I'd never start a thread like this. This is just mean.

I've never given out negative rep before but this deserves one.

[DomCasual]

This thread is getting too serious. We need Bob to come in and make fun of Jesus, or MajikAss to talk about urinating on deceased, beloved pets, so that we can unite against them.

Anyone notice what a tool MajikAss is? Neither did I.

[Nuggets4]

Majik loves this damn thread no matter what he says. This is like an emo wet dream.

[MajikMan7]

This thread is getting too serious. We need Bob to come in and make fun of Jesus, or MajikAss to talk about urinating on deceased, beloved pets, so that we can unite against them.

Anyone notice what a tool MajikAss is? Neither did I.

Um excuse me, but did I make this thread, ripping on other memembers? I think NOT! Slap gets praised for it, yet those who got ripped aren't suppose to fight back!?!?! Give me a break you hypocritical pussies.

[Gcver2ver3]

"Ignore" is your friend. Sure, there are some folks on this board I dislike or disagree with but I'd never start a thread like this. This is just mean.

I've never given out negative rep before but this deserves one.


yeah i agree.....

that's why i bashed this thread and slap earlier...

what he did was immature....

i don't do neg reps either and i ain't starting now....but i wouldn't blame you for doing it...

trying to get laughs at the expense of others deserves no praise...

perhaps slap will come around but i doubt it....

[Spider]

trying to get laughs at the expense of others deserves no praise...

Nonesence , I get plenty of praises making fun of Chief and Raider fan , Republicans ........

[DomCasual]

Um excuse me, but did I make this thread, ripping on other memembers? I think NOT! Slap gets praised for it, yet those who got ripped aren't suppose to fight back!?!?! Give me a break you hypocritical pussies.
Dude, you said you wanted to urinate on his dead pet. All he said was that your parents must feel dead when they look at you. Don't you think you're overreacting just a little?

[MajikMan7]

yeah i agree.....

that's why i bashed this thread and slap earlier...

what he did was immature....

i don't do neg reps either and i ain't starting now....but i wouldn't blame you for doing it...

trying to get laughs at the expense of others deserves no praise...

perhaps slap will come around but i doubt it....

exactly, and yet the majority of the people here, think its great, and want us to just sit back and keep our mouth shut, while that fool, said **** just as bad as we are saying now.

[Gcver2ver3]

Nonesence , I get plenty of praises making fun of Chief and Raider fan , Republicans ........


well i suppose for chief/raider fans....an exception can be made...:P

[Spider]

exactly, and yet the majority of the people here, think its great, and want us to just sit back and keep our mouth shut, while that fool, said **** just as bad as we are saying now.
is this were I repent and beg forgivness ? or call you an Idiot ? ........ so confusing

[Spider]

well i suppose for chief/raider fans....an exception can be made...:P
:wiggle: it is good to have a hobby

[DomCasual]

exactly, and yet the majority of the people here, think its great, and want us to just sit back and keep our mouth shut, while that fool, said **** just as bad as we are saying now.
You're totally right. This place is evil. You should probably not hang out here anymore.

[Gcver2ver3]

exactly, and yet the majority of the people here, think its great, and want us to just sit back and keep our mouth shut, while that fool, said **** just as bad as we are saying now.


i agree....

but you lost me with the urinating on dead dogs comment....

perhaps that was a bit much

[MajikMan7]

Dude, you said you wanted to urinate on his dead pet. All he said was that your parents must feel dead when they look at you. Don't you think you're overreacting just a little?

And yet it's ok for RhymesayersDU, and a few others to tell me to go kill myself, constantly, because not once has somebody said how wrong that is for them to tell somebody to commit suicide?

[Gcver2ver3]

And yet it's ok for RhymesayersDU, and a few others to tell me to go kill myself, constantly, because not once has somebody said how wrong that is for them to tell somebody to commit suicide?


if that's the case then let me be the first to say they were dead wrong for that if that's what they did....

[DomCasual]

And yet it's ok for RhymesayersDU, and a few others to tell me to go kill myself, constantly, because not once has somebody said how wrong that is for them to tell somebody to commit suicide?
I was just kidding. It probably doesn't get worse than saying your parents probably feel dead when they look at you.

That was funny, though - you have to admit. I mean, sure, it's about you, and stuff. But it was funny.

[Spider]

well you get what you throw out ........ I have been told alot of things , even had death wished upon my kids , was even told I hope your dog gets ass cancer ..... when i read that I just smile ...... I won , I took some average joe and drove him right up the wall ...........I took a normal person an made him Batshít ...... I bet Patch still talks about me :wiggle:
in other words , it is only a message board , nothing gets under my skin ......but I have been known to have bouts of kindness .......I am gettting therapy for that ;D

[MajikMan7]

I'm not afraid to play Slaps little game here.

Loser Number 2: MajikMan7

His parents must feel dead inside when they look at him

oh really now, I bet your 'best friend' doggie of yours, was tired of getting ass raped by your limp bronco on a nightly basis that he put himself outta his own misery.

[Spider]

I'm not afraid to play Slaps little game here.



oh really now, I bet your 'best friend' doggie of yours, was tired of getting ass raped by your limp bronco on a nightly basis that he put himself outta his own misery.
you sound as if you are watching porn .......

[fuzzy]

Loser Number 2: MajikMan7

Why he sucks: Generation Why slacker. Has never posted anything worthwhile and its likely he never will. His parents must feel dead inside when they look at him.

Defining moment: The amazing gayness of his collection of hair care products.

Good point: Favorite player is a Polish/American.

Potential for redemption: He might grow up some day.

if you've got a hatred for the trendy emo/myspace crap floating around nowadays,
(eh hem: http://myspace-459.vo.llnwd.net/00896/95/45/896125459_m.jpghttp://myspace-411.vo.llnwd.net/00896/11/45/896135411_m.jpg http://myspace-369.vo.llnwd.net/00967/96/31/967901369_m.jpg)

<a href="http://emosong.ytmnd.com/">BEHOLD!</A>

[kamakazi_kal]

!Booya!

[Florida_Bronco]

i agree....

but you lost me with the urinating on dead dogs comment....

perhaps that was a bit much

I think just about everyone on that list, with the exception of crazyhorse, deserved to be on there. Either way, it shouldn't be taken as seriously as Llama and Majik are.

[ksBRONCOfan]

I can see it now
That might be one of the funniest pictures I have ever seen!

[-Slap-]

"Ignore" is your friend. Sure, there are some folks on this board I dislike or disagree with but I'd never start a thread like this. This is just mean.

I've never given out negative rep before but this deserves one.
Yes, you did indeed give me a negative rep on this thread. I think that's a bit of subterfuge on your part, though.

You've always harbored a deep resentment for me because I periodically refer to you as a Texican. Further, that I depict, quite accurately, the craphole state of Tejas in which you reside.

Disclaimer: I actually like San Antonio and I hear Austin is pretty nice.

Anyway, TB, your negative rep is right at the top here, on top of 24 positive reps. Looks like I'm sitting on a 96% approval rating right now.

Of course, Grumpy Goat and MajikBoy haven't chimed in yet, but their voting privileges are suspended while they're on the Forum Loser Power Ratings anyway. Tough luck that.

Thread Date Posted By Comment
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-28-2006 05:52 PM TexanBob The whole premise is mean.
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-28-2006 05:13 PM ******* Haven't got past this post but look forward to reading the next 7 pages. Ha.
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-28-2006 05:02 PM ******
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-28-2006 10:44 AM ******** One of the funniest damn things I've ever read on here. You should get paid for this.
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-28-2006 09:34 AM ******* Bingo!!! Great post.
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-28-2006 09:19 AM *** **** Wow. Made me laugh out loud. Great analysis of the forum's goofballs
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-28-2006 09:11 AM ******* Dude you are brutal..... One of the funniest posters ever.... but brutal!
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-28-2006 07:37 AM ***** Laughed my ass off.
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-28-2006 07:10 AM *** **** Is it Valentine's Day already?
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-28-2006 05:19 AM ***** You're right. Until I read those two posts of his I thought you were wrong. I was wrong.
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-28-2006 12:08 AM *** That was so damn funny bro.
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-27-2006 11:58 PM *************** awesome
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-27-2006 11:00 PM ********* Great post!
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-27-2006 10:54 PM ********** No doubt! That much concentrated ugly in one thread? Whoa!
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-27-2006 10:51 PM ******* You know I questioned him at number one. Odd that he would be exhibit A in the argument for your case.
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-27-2006 10:46 PM ******* /Thunderous Applause
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-27-2006 10:28 PM ******** Yeah, I meant Mock vs Llama, but in my state of lack of sleep it didn't come out right.
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-27-2006 10:18 PM *********** That's some good **** right there.
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-27-2006 10:08 PM **** top 3 thread in my time REPOLA!
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-27-2006 10:08 PM ************* 5-Star thread my man, classic.
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-27-2006 10:03 PM ****** ***** funny as hell - right on!
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-27-2006 09:56 PM **** **** This might be the funniest thread I've ever seen here since the board first started...
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-27-2006 09:52 PM *********** Awesome, spot on thread.
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-27-2006 09:42 PM ********* Damn that was funny!
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-27-2006 09:39 PM ****** HOF potential here my man.
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-27-2006 09:36 PM ********* ****** Instant classic. Well done.

24 positive reps in less than 20 hours.

[Moon§hiner]

Jerry Springer would be proud of a thread like this

[Florida_Bronco]

Yes, you did indeed give me a negative rep on this thread. I think that's a bit of subterfuge on your part, though.

You've always harbored a deep resentment for me because I periodically refer to you as a Texican. Further, that I depict, quite accurately, the craphole state of Tejas in which you reside.

Disclaimer: I actually like San Antonio and I hear Austin is pretty nice.

Anyway, TB, your negative rep is right at the top here, on top of 24 positive reps. Looks like I'm sitting on a 96% approval rating right now.

Of course, Grumpy Goat and MajikBoy haven't chimed in yet, but their voting privileges are suspended while they're on the Forum Loser Power Ratings anyway. Tough luck that.

Thread Date Posted By Comment
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-28-2006 05:52 PM TexanBob The whole premise is mean.
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-28-2006 05:13 PM ******* Haven't got past this post but look forward to reading the next 7 pages. Ha.
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-28-2006 05:02 PM ******
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-28-2006 10:44 AM ******** One of the funniest damn things I've ever read on here. You should get paid for this.
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-28-2006 09:34 AM ******* Bingo!!! Great post.
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-28-2006 09:19 AM *** **** Wow. Made me laugh out loud. Great analysis of the forum's goofballs
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-28-2006 09:11 AM ******* Dude you are brutal..... One of the funniest posters ever.... but brutal!
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-28-2006 07:37 AM ***** Laughed my ass off.
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-28-2006 07:10 AM *** **** Is it Valentine's Day already?
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-28-2006 05:19 AM ***** You're right. Until I read those two posts of his I thought you were wrong. I was wrong.
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-28-2006 12:08 AM *** That was so damn funny bro.
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-27-2006 11:58 PM *************** awesome
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-27-2006 11:00 PM ********* Great post!
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-27-2006 10:54 PM ********** No doubt! That much concentrated ugly in one thread? Whoa!
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-27-2006 10:51 PM ******* You know I questioned him at number one. Odd that he would be exhibit A in the argument for your case.
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-27-2006 10:46 PM ******* /Thunderous Applause
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-27-2006 10:28 PM ******** Yeah, I meant Mock vs Llama, but in my state of lack of sleep it didn't come out right.
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-27-2006 10:18 PM *********** That's some good **** right there.
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-27-2006 10:08 PM **** top 3 thread in my time REPOLA!
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-27-2006 10:08 PM ************* 5-Star thread my man, classic.
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-27-2006 10:03 PM ****** ***** funny as hell - right on!
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-27-2006 09:56 PM **** **** This might be the funniest thread I've ever seen here since the board first started...
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-27-2006 09:52 PM *********** Awesome, spot on thread.
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-27-2006 09:42 PM ********* Damn that was funny!
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-27-2006 09:39 PM ****** HOF potential here my man.
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-27-2006 09:36 PM ********* ****** Instant classic. Well done.

24 positive reps in less than 20 hours.

I got negative repped for my Mock bashing. Called me an a-hole for bashing him in his own worthless thread, yet I have several positive rep comments from that same exact thread. :giggle:

[TexanBob]

Think I fvcking care? This isn't high school. I called you out for posting something mean and childish and I stand behind it even if the rest of the board thinks it's cool.

Guess what, asshole? For being a jerk, I gave you ANOTHER negative rep.

NYAH NYAH NYAH

Grow up, shiathead.

[-Slap-]

That was the only instance that I have ever attacked a person on this site, and it was intentional because his attacks had been getting more and more acute toward me on other threads.

I know that he's one of a handful of people here that feels so agitated by my opinions that they resort to personal attacks, and that's fine. The guy has his own problems. The problem for me comes when he makes a slanderous thread about me specifically where he spews nothing but raw venom, and doesnt stick around to talk about it.

You're a silly little boy, telling silly little lies.

There are lies, damn lies and statistics. Its the statistics that kicked your ass this time. Of course, you've been self-checked since your first post on this thread, much to my entertainment.

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angryllama 21
-Slap- 17
Florida_Bronco 15
Taco John 15
§Pide® 13
Clockwork Orange 12
Vegas_Bronco 11
baja fan 10
DomCasual 9
Nuggets4 9
MajikMan7 9
CBF1 8
Mtbrncofn 8
watermock 8
gcver2ver3 8
elsid13 7
ludo21 7
Bronco Billy 5
gunns 5
listopencil 4
Pezman 4
BroncoInferno 4
L.A. BRONCOS FAN 4
RhymesayersDU 4
Atlas 4
Dr. Broncenstein 4
claviculasolomonis 3
Alec 3
Rohirrim 3
ClevelandBronco 3
Mile High Shack 2
Play2Win 2
kamakazi_kal 2
Hotrod 2
RunByDesign 2
heydensmom 2
crazyhorse 2
SoCalBronco 2
orange 4 life 2
killericon 2
scorpio 1
Sassy 1
Rascal 1
TexanBob 1
Rausch 1
Pendejo 1
24champbailey 1
Sean 1
fuzzy 1
Dipso 1
ZachKC 1
Garcia Bronco 1
ksBRONCOfan 1
Kaylore 1
zdoor 1
RaiderH8r 1
Arkansas_Bronco 1
Falconer 1
Crushaholic 1
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He might feel strongly about his canines, where I might feel strongly about slander. There was no attempt on his part at all to make light of things said in the post. It was meant to cause chaos, and I chose to play the game. Unfortunately for me, my choice was to slap "slap" across the face. The guy picked a fight, got hit on the jaw, and stood back and waited for the teachers to show up to take me to the principals office. I simply wanted him to act like a man, and he still hasnt. If he wanted to call me out, then step up and talk with me. He was here watching this thread develop and responding. Instead, he chose to throw rocks and hide behind a crowd like a coward.

Another lie in a pitiful salvage attempt that merely sinks you deeper and deeper. Please keep going. Please.

I posted all throughout this thread, gleefully mocking the impotent little man's rage I predicted you would deliver. Boy, have you delivered.

Did you let opponents get in your head on the playing field this easily? Common trait of a loser is rabbit ears and you've got the biggest pair of rabbit ears I've ever seen. Just a mentally weak little boy.

Then when I attempted to make things copascetic, he chose to take the low road again. There's nothing that I can do about that. I have done my part, I have offered an apology. The other party is still dodging the issue.

I reiterate, I will not accept your obviously insincere apology until you meet the conditions set forth by me in post #133 on this thread (http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=1199191&postcount=133).

I want neutral witnesses, too, videotape can be too easily faked in this day and age.

Anyway, that's all. You're dismissed until the next rating period.

[-Slap-]

Think I fvcking care? This isn't high school. I called you out for posting something mean and childish and I stand behind it even if the rest of the board thinks it's cool.

Guess what, a-hole? For being a jerk, I gave you ANOTHER negative rep.

NYAH NYAH NYAH

Grow up, shiathead.
Self checked.

[El Minion]

I know of a few people I would like to be a pebble in their shoe, the ten should be proud.

[RhymesayersDU]

And yet it's ok for RhymesayersDU, and a few others to tell me to go kill myself, constantly, because not once has somebody said how wrong that is for them to tell somebody to commit suicide?
Go cut yourself and then post on your myspace blog about how the world just doesn't understand you, you emo douche.

[Spider]

majik , Angry , here is what you do get together in a PM , make a list of your worst top 10 .... put me in the top 5 , I have earned that high of a ranking with you 2 ........ I promise to wig out and go balistic ..........

[Bob's your Information Minister]

I'm actually a great poster. I take lots of abuse and come back for more. If you guys can't handle a Chiefs fan with amazingly thick skin, that's your problem.

[DenverBrit]

I'm actually a great poster. I take lots of abuse and come back for more. .


You're a regular board 'Pinata.' :manesmack

[-Slap-]

Thread Date Posted By Comment
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-28-2006 08:23 PM TexanBob Each time you give me more ****, you get one of these, Cinderella
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-28-2006 08:04 PM TexanBob What a ****ing juvenile.
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-28-2006 05:52 PM TexanBob The whole premise is mean.

Dare I give TejasBob more ****?

His withering barrage of negative rep has brought my thread approval rating all the way down to 89%. He vows to give me even more negative rep if I persist and I don't think he's joking.

Indecision ****s with me.

http://www.rit.edu/~andpph/photofile-misc/coin-flip_4535.jpg

[SoCalBronco]

Go cut yourself and then post on your myspace blog about how the world just doesn't understand you, you emo douche.

That is a solid suggestion, although I prefer the sage advice you gave him over a year ago: "Drink Bleach and Die".

[RhymesayersDU]

Thread Date Posted By Comment
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-28-2006 08:23 PM TexanBob Each time you give me more ****, you get one of these, Cinderella
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-28-2006 08:04 PM TexanBob What a ****ing juvenile.
Forum Loser Power Ratings 07-28-2006 05:52 PM TexanBob The whole premise is mean.

Dare I give TejasBob more ****?

His withering barrage of negative rep has brought my thread approval rating all the way down to 89%. He vows to give me even more negative rep if I persist and I don't think he's joking.

Indecision ****s with me.

http://www.rit.edu/~andpph/photofile-misc/coin-flip_4535.jpg
Irony of the day: The guy decides to resort to name-calling and calls you "Cindarella," and then proceeds to call you juvenile. Classic stuff.

[GonzoLays]

Think I fvcking care? This isn't high school. I called you out for posting something mean and childish and I stand behind it even if the rest of the board thinks it's cool.

Guess what, a-hole? For being a jerk, I gave you ANOTHER negative rep.

NYAH NYAH NYAH

Grow up, shiathead.

Slap = OWNED


That was stupid crazy hilarious. Slap, the 45 year old high school superboard poster. You are the coolest, Slap, let me tell ya. When I grow up, I hope turn out to be a bitter, mateless (male or female, no one is judging you) old man who spends every single waking moment calling out people on a message board. Man, if I stars align just right, maybe this could be me.

Until then, you sad little closet fairy (What happened to your infamous "Who is the ugliest athlete alive thread? Or more appropriately, "Will you be Gay with Slap" thread?) keep on sending me these inappropriate rep comments:

I think he also ****ed your dad up the ass, didn't he?
Go **** your whore of a mother some more.
Its not my fault you were raised by a two-bit whore, you tiny-peckered gay boy.

Keep it real, Slap! You pathetic old man.

[2KBack]

I feel kinda dirty after reading 12 pages of this thread.

Okay back to cementing my place in the top 10 sporatic medicore posters

[ClevelandBronco]

Ring of Fame. Ring of Fame. Ring of Fame.

[Spider]

ok I give up , what in the hell is emo ?

[-Slap-]

Slap = OWNED


That was stupid crazy hilarious. Slap, the 45 year old high school superboard poster. You are the coolest, Slap, let me tell ya. When I grow up, I hope turn out to be a bitter, mateless (male or female, no one is judging you) old man who spends every single waking moment calling out people on a message board. Man, if I stars align just right, maybe this could be me.

Until then, you sad little closet fairy (What happened to your infamous "Who is the ugliest athlete alive thread? Or more appropriately, "Will you be Gay with Slap" thread?) keep on sending me these inappropriate rep comments:





Keep it real, Slap! You pathetic old man.

Are you mad at me, too, Gonzo?

I feel so bad about that I walk around laughing. I even went easy on you.

I would post some of the encouraging comments you've left for me in the past, but they've dropped off my rep page.

Instead, I'll just share this selection with the class:

04-27-2006, 08:18 PM #44
GonzoLays
Five-Tool Poster

...IS IT SOMETHING I SAID?

Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Parts Unknown.
Posts: 3,087

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Le-Lo Lang

Quote:
Originally Posted by -Slap-
If I ever had a kind word to say about your silly ass, you must have caught me in an extremely charitable moment. Or maybe I'm just tired of your act. Plenty of lonely people post here simply to stir the pot and get some attention. Not many stoop as low as you to do it, though. The race baiting, the knuckledragging misogyny, the utterly predictable defense of any athlete or person who's loathed by the masses. So tired and played out. Get some new schtick.

Just because your dad use to beat the **** out of your Armenian mother doesn't mean everyone is misogynist. I understand you came from a broken home and life is very tough being a closet homosexual/gambling degenerate whose only friend life was a ****ing dog that died fetching you ball but get over it man. Move on with your life. Quit bringing so much hate with you wherever you go. Get some counseling for you gambling problem; find a boyfriend to replace your love dog; dig your dead ass dog from the ground and have it stuffed if it makes you feel better but just let go of the hate. God knows you have a lot to bitter about but things are going to get better. Knowing is half the battle my friend.

I'm pretty sure you were the first piece of **** on this board to play the taunt-someone-over-a-dead-friend card, so why don't you lecture me some more about what's appropriate?

[elsid13]

ok I give up , what in the hell is emo ?

Thanks for asking because I lost too...

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

You're a silly little boy, telling silly little lies.

There are lies, damn lies and statistics. Its the statistics that kicked your ass this time. Of course, you've been self-checked since your first post on this thread, much to my entertainment.

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 278
User Name Posts
angryllama 21
-Slap- 17
Florida_Bronco 15
Taco John 15
§Pide® 13
Clockwork Orange 12
Vegas_Bronco 11
baja fan 10
DomCasual 9
Nuggets4 9
MajikMan7 9
CBF1 8
Mtbrncofn 8
watermock 8
gcver2ver3 8
elsid13 7
ludo21 7
Bronco Billy 5
gunns 5
listopencil 4
Pezman 4
BroncoInferno 4
L.A. BRONCOS FAN 4
RhymesayersDU 4
Atlas 4
Dr. Broncenstein 4
claviculasolomonis 3
Alec 3
Rohirrim 3
ClevelandBronco 3
Mile High Shack 2
Play2Win 2
kamakazi_kal 2
Hotrod 2
RunByDesign 2
heydensmom 2
crazyhorse 2
SoCalBronco 2
orange 4 life 2
killericon 2
scorpio 1
Sassy 1
Rascal 1
TexanBob 1
Rausch 1
Pendejo 1
24champbailey 1
Sean 1
fuzzy 1
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Another lie in a pitiful salvage attempt that merely sinks you deeper and deeper. Please keep going. Please.

I posted all throughout this thread, gleefully mocking the impotent little man's rage I predicted you would deliver. Boy, have you delivered.

Did you let opponents get in your head on the playing field this easily? Common trait of a loser is rabbit ears and you've got the biggest pair of rabbit ears I've ever seen. Just a mentally weak little boy.



I reiterate, I will not accept your obviously insincere apology until you meet the conditions set forth by me in post #133 on this thread (http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=1199191&postcount=133).

I want neutral witnesses, too, videotape can be too easily faked in this day and age.

Anyway, that's all. You're dismissed until the next rating period.


:giggle:

Angrydramaqueen =

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/8697/36893112owned59dj.jpg

[Florida_Bronco]

ok I give up , what in the hell is emo ?

It started out as a genre of music but has now evolved into a lifestyle. It's short for "emotional" and is easiest described as sad "the-world-hates-me" type attitude.

[Spider]

It started out as a genre of music but has now evolved into a lifestyle. It's short for "emotional" and is easiest described as sad "the-world-hates-me" type attitude.
:thumbsup: thanks

[TheDave]

I'm just bummed out i didn't make the list.... 8')

[Gcver2ver3]

This thread is a trainwreck.....

when will it end?

[Clockwork Orange]

ok I give up , what in the hell is emo ?

Goth fags with less makeup.

[Spider]

Goth fags with less makeup.
:D I didnt think EMO was a good thing

[fuzzy]

what's emo?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_%28slang%29

every time frame has it's own annoying trend that angsty teenagers migrate towards, but this one is the worst.

[-Slap-]

I'm just bummed out i didn't make the list.... 8')
You're under consideration for the Forum Cool Guy Power Ratings. I know there's not nearly as much cachet attendant to that title, but its the best I can do.

[Gcver2ver3]

I'm pretty sure you were the first piece of **** on this board to play the taunt-someone-over-a-dead-friend card, so why don't you lecture me some more about what's appropriate?


are you done now?

don't you think the "let me throw lame insults to get a reaction from other board members" game is a lil played out now?

how old are we again?

........sheez

[Spider]

I'm just bummed out i didn't make the list.... 8')
I am sure if you ask Angry nice enough he will swap with you ........ ;D

[Clockwork Orange]

:D I didnt think EMO was a good thing

It is if you're into depressing music, ridiculous hairstyles and cock....like Majik.

[-Slap-]

So, there's no connection to lame self consciously quirky comedian Emo Phillips?

http://www.emophilips.com/epk/images/emo_philips_quotes_small_72.jpg

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

:laugh:

[Clockwork Orange]

So, there's no connection to lame self consciously quirky comedian Emo Phillips?

http://www.emophilips.com/epk/images/emo_philips_quotes_small_72.jpg

Not unless he was a self-mutilating queer who listened to Morrissey and wrote ****ty poetry.

[Spider]

It is if you're into depressing music, ridiculous hairstyles and cock....like Majik.
I dont think Majik is real , he is a made up fantasy by someone dressed in Camouflage hidding in a closet , dreraming of shooting Bambi ..... or also known as Bob

[-Slap-]

are you done now?

don't you think the "let me throw lame insults to get a reaction from other board members" game is a lil played out now?

how old are we again?

........sheez
No, I'm not done.

By the way, reading this thread is not compulsory. Feel free to continue sobbing in the corner, though. It adds a peculiar ambiance.

:)

[RhymesayersDU]

This thread is one of many reasons why I voted Slap poster of the year.

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

By the way, reading this thread is not compulsory.

Words to live by. :thumbs:

[DomCasual]

Not unless he was a self-mutilating queer who listened to Morrissey and wrote ****ty poetry.
Dude, I like Morrissey.

[Clockwork Orange]

Dude, I like Morrissey.

So long as you don't turn into this,

http://myspace-459.vo.llnwd.net/00896/95/45/896125459_m.jpg

;D

[Gcver2ver3]

No, I'm not done.

By the way, reading this thread is not compulsory. Feel free to continue sobbing in the corner, though. It adds a peculiar ambiance.

:)


good one slap....


......(yawn)......

[-Slap-]

good one slap....


......(sob)......

:clown:

[RhymesayersDU]

So long as you don't turn into this,

http://myspace-459.vo.llnwd.net/00896/95/45/896125459_m.jpg

;D
Pictures like that on myspace irritate me just as much as the fat, ugly girls who take pictures at weird angles to make them look less fat and ugly.

I'm sure he'll tell you that he's an artist, showing his inner angst for a world that has rejected him. Don't be fooled, he is just a fag.

[Gcver2ver3]

:clown:


heck slap two can play at that game




Gcver2ver3....i've had time to reflect and realize that actually you offer nothing but tremendous insight and I'm sorry for taking shots at you for no apparent reason....you're the best poster here and i lied....i really love your username because it's unique..in a good way

:clown:

[-Slap-]

Hell, fax it over and I'll sign it.

[Gcver2ver3]

Hell, fax it over and I'll sign it.


now that truly would be funny.....

[Sodak]

And yet it's ok for RhymesayersDU, and a few others to tell me to go kill myself, constantly, because not once has somebody said how wrong that is for them to tell somebody to commit suicide?

OOooh, ooh, me, me too!!

[gunns]

I'm actually a great poster. I take lots of abuse and come back for more. If you guys can't handle a Chiefs fan with amazingly thick skin, that's your problem.

Whoa, we didn't need to know you weren't circumcized.

[gunns]

are you done now?

don't you think the "let me throw lame insults to get a reaction from other board members" game is a lil played out now?

how old are we again?

........sheez

You keep complaining about this thread yet you keep reading and posting on it. Puzzling

[Mtbrncofn]

This thread is still a load of fun!

[MajikMan7]

Slappy boy, you never answered my question, Hows the wife and kids?

I'm begining to think you are just a 45 yearold loser, with absolutely no life but work, the OrangeMane, and that mutt that you drove into suicide by fullfilling all of your sexual fantisies with.

And yet you tell me to grow up?

Tell the wife and kids I said hi!

[RhymesayersDU]

The emo douche is calling somebody else a loser? Classic stuff.

Seriously dude, the world doesn't understand you. You're just on a higher plane than the rest of us. Go write about it in your blog, cut yourself, and really show your artistic teenage angst. Then write a poem about it to impress ugly emo girls who buy into it.

[MajikMan7]

The emo douche is calling somebody else a loser? Classic stuff.

Seriously dude, the world doesn't understand you. You're just on a higher plane than the rest of us. Go write about it in your blog, cut yourself, and really show your artistic teenage angst. Then write a poem about it to impress ugly emo girls who buy into it.

shouldn't you be busy guzzeling down the old throat yogurt right about now? I heard blacker the berry sweater the juice. Is it true?

[alkemical]

The emo douche is calling somebody else a loser? Classic stuff.

Seriously dude, the world doesn't understand you. You're just on a higher plane than the rest of us. Go write about it in your blog, cut yourself, and really show your artistic teenage angst. Then write a poem about it to impress ugly emo girls who buy into it.



I cut because i feel.

[Clockwork Orange]

I cut because i feel.

http://x09.xanga.com/c82d937350c3047432991/z11266362.jpg

[Taco John]

I should be charging admission to this thread... We'd have server costs covered for the next three seasons.

[Taco John]

Actually, who am I kidding... I'd just blow the money on baby Broncos gear for my son... :)

[RhymesayersDU]

shouldn't you be busy guzzeling down the old throat yogurt right about now? I heard blacker the berry sweater the juice. Is it true?
PFFFFT, emos are the ones who are usually gay or at least bi-sexual, why don't you tell me?

[Clockwork Orange]

PFFFFT, emos are the ones who are usually gay or at least bi-sexual, why don't you tell me?

Usually? :kiddingme

[Florida_Bronco]

PFFFFT, emos are the ones who are usually gay or at least bi-sexual, why don't you tell me?

I'd say at least half of them swing both ways. :~ohyah!:

[Play2win]

This thread is still a load of fun!
Could you **Please** use a better Choice of WORDS...

[Taco John]

You know, one thing about a guy like Slap... while he's certainly capable of vulgarity, he has the ability to be funny without going there.

I don't know what to do about a thread like this... The moderator in me says that I should probably put a cap on it at some point, because obviously it's just a downward spiral... But I also recognize that there's a certain amount of this sort of thing that is actually healthy for a board in a way that's hard to articulate.

I guess since it's not really interrupting a game week, I'll continue to let it burn out on its own...

[alkemical]

The only thing i can say about this thread -


is A) i'd never make a thread like this - but - B) you are all arseholes anyway for reading it - and - C) the sad emu made me even more jealous -


I think i'm going to go and carve the alphabet into my leg.

[Taco John]

The only thing i can say about this thread -


is A) i'd never make a thread like this - but - B) you are all arseholes anyway for reading it - and - C) the sad emu made me even more jealous -


I think i'm going to go and carve the alphabet into my leg.



It's not EMO unless you're carving the goth alphabet into your leg... :thumbsup:

[Rock Chalk]

Slap, do you have cancer?

You look like a cancer patient.

Are you OK?

Hi Deb, I see you.

[Play2win]

The emo douche is calling somebody else a loser? Classic stuff.

Seriously dude, the world doesn't understand you. You're just on a higher plane than the rest of us. Go write about it in your blog, cut yourself, and really show your artistic teenage angst. Then write a poem about it to impress ugly emo girls who buy into it.
HA!!! I wonder if he ever uses that curling iron of his as a DILDO... Yelling to himself— That's Hot SH!T...

[alkemical]

It's not EMO unless you're carving the goth alphabet into your leg... :thumbsup:


phffft - facist - you don't even know. I am carving it with real pain. And the letters are backwards and cursive because my pain is deeper than you can even now man.

Maybe if you knew, what i knew and could cry like a 12 year old girl - you'd feel sad enough too. *sigh*

[ClevelandBronco]

Slap, do you have cancer?

You look like a cancer patient.

Are you OK?

Hi Deb, I see you.

Too late, Alec. You didn't make the list.

It's Slap's list, so of course he has final say, but I don't think cancer smack after the fact should be enough to get you into the top ten.

Go the pooch route. Everyone who is anyone has gone that way.

[Taco John]

phffft - facist - you don't even know. I am carving it with real pain. And the letters are backwards and cursive because my pain is deeper than you can even now man.

Maybe if you knew, what i knew and could cry like a 12 year old girl - you'd feel sad enough too. *sigh*



All I know is that I just carved my lunch order into my leg. A number four combo with two oatmeal raisin cookies instead of chips. And unsweetened iced tea to try and quench the fire burning in the empty pit in the hollow of my soul.

[Play2win]

All I know is that I just carved my lunch order into my leg. A number four combo with two oatmeal raisin cookies instead of chips. And unsweetened iced tea to try and quench the fire burning in the empty pit in the hollow of my soul.
Screw that, I am going to go listen to ACE OF BASE...

[Florida_Bronco]

You know you are lame when even TJ is busting on you! LOL

[Taco John]

Just what is THAT supposed to mean...

:cuss:

[Tredici]

Slap, do you have cancer?

You look like a cancer patient.

Are you OK?

Hi Deb, I see you.

Damn.. that's scary.

But this thread was worth the read. I've said it before and will probably say it again.

I

L
O
V
E

T
H
E

I
N
T
E
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N
E
T

!
!
!


(And I'm always seriously surprised by how many of the folks here who know how to dish it out just can't take it.)

[Clockwork Orange]

All I know is that I just carved my lunch order into my leg. A number four combo with two oatmeal raisin cookies instead of chips. And unsweetened iced tea to try and quench the fire burning in the empty pit in the hollow of my soul.

Iced tea? Pfft, conformist.

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/714/714_image_18.jpg

[Taco John]

They were fresh out of Raven's blood. :(

[alkemical]

All I know is that I just carved my lunch order into my leg. A number four combo with two oatmeal raisin cookies instead of chips. And unsweetened iced tea to try and quench the fire burning in the empty pit in the hollow of my soul.




I'm sorry that i don't
Deserve a sweet tea
the cookies you gave me
replaced my broken chips

but nothing, can compare
to the bloody note you left
with words still dripping with your

leeeeeeg haaaaaaair

Oh i feel the despair
When i look into my lunch bag
and realize it's empty and
you you you
aren't there!!!



please kill me before i make money on this stuff

[Taco John]

Ha!

[alkemical]

:)

[Bronco Billy]

I'm sorry that i don't
Deserve a sweet tea
the cookies you gave me
replaced my broken chips

but nothing, can compare
to the bloody note you left
with words still dripping with your

leeeeeeg haaaaaaair

Oh i feel the despair
When i look into my lunch bag
and realize it's empty and
you you you
aren't there!!!



please kill me before i make money on this stuff

Maybe if someone kills you, you will make money on this stuff!:clown:

[Play2win]

Just what is THAT supposed to mean...

:cuss: That you should go listen to some ACE OF BASE...

[Florida_Bronco]

Just what is THAT supposed to mean...

:cuss:

Just that you are usually not one to rip on people like that. You should do it more often though, it makes us laugh :)

[alkemical]

Maybe if someone kills you, you will make money on this stuff!:clown:



sad thing is, i can write this stuff easy - no lie - i have thought of selling it off to emo bands - but i don't think i could live with myself

so you maybe onto something.

[Clockwork Orange]

sad thing is, i can write this stuff easy - no lie - i have thought of selling it off to emo bands - but i don't think i could live with myself

We would have to destroy you. The spread of emo music, even for sole purpose of profit, can't be allowed to go on unchecked.

[ClevelandBronco]

I'm sorry that i don't
Deserve a sweet tea
the cookies you gave me
replaced my broken chips

but nothing, can compare
to the bloody note you left
with words still dripping with your

leeeeeeg haaaaaaair

Oh i feel the despair
When i look into my lunch bag
and realize it's empty and
you you you
aren't there!!!



please kill me before i make money on this stuff

No, no, no. First you kill yourself (Preferably you're at your peak when you do it, but that's really a minor detail. If you off yourself in the right way, word will spread that you were at your peak no matter what the truth is.), then everyone convinces each other that you were a tortured genius and they all worship at the altar of the words you left behind. Your estate gets much money and you leave it to...I haven't a clue. Mock's cat, maybe.

But you're a life guy, not a death guy.

The lyrics are great stuff, but you don't stand a chance.

[alkemical]

We would have to destroy you. The spread of emo music, even for sole purpose of profit, can't be allowed to go on unchecked.


Come on man - you can have some groupies!

[Play2win]

sad thing is, i can write this stuff easy - no lie - i have thought of selling it off to emo bands - but i don't think i could live with myself

so you maybe onto something.
What is up with that Whirling Dervish that is better known as your Avitar/UserName/Notes/TagLine/Sig...

[Clockwork Orange]

Come on man - you can have some groupies!

Emo groupies? No way, they'd just be using me to get you to carve your autograph on their arms anyway.

[alkemical]

No, no, no. First you kill yourself (Preferably you're at your peak when you do it, but that's really a minor detail. If you off yourself in the right way, word will spread that you were at your peak no matter what the truth is.), then everyone convinces each other that you were a tortured genius and they all worship at the altar of the words you left behind. Your estate gets much money and you leave it to...I haven't a clue. Mock's cat, maybe.

But you're a life guy, not a death guy.

The lyrics are great stuff, but you don't stand a chance.


I'll have you know i just cut your name into my arm, so that way i can remember you when i'm rich and dead.

Facist!



;)

[alkemical]

Emo groupies? No way, they'd just be using me to get you to carve your autograph on their arms anyway.


Well when i'm dead and famous you can exploit that.

[Play2win]

This thread wants me to bump the "Jakes not to blame..." to the forefront... but how the hell do you bump a thread from the ring of fame to the mane discussion....

[alkemical]

Emo groupies? No way, they'd just be using me to get you to carve your autograph on their arms anyway.


Speaking of emo groupies


the worst i ever heard after hanging out with some college girls - drinkin beer, cigs & making out:


"You smell like my dad"

[Clockwork Orange]

Speaking of emo groupies


the worst i ever heard after hanging out with some college girls - drinkin beer, cigs & making out:


"You smell like my dad"

LOL

I bet that really set the mood.

[alkemical]

What is up with that Whirling Dervish that is better known as your Avitar/UserName/Notes/TagLine/Sig...


amesj523 died on a camping trip.

Most of it has stayed the same - if you have any questions - i will gladly answer


Props on whirling dervish though :)

[Play2win]

"Who's You Daddy..."

[alkemical]

LOL

I bet that really set the mood.


that was the biggest bill board i have ever seen with a woman.

[Play2win]

amesj523 died on a camping trip.

Most of it has stayed the same - if you have any questions - i will gladly answer


Props on whirling dervish though :) Seriously, between your new tag, that Avitar, you sig line... I'm in a whirling dervish... ;D

[alkemical]

"Who's You Daddy..."


It freaked me out enough to think her dad said that to her

[ClevelandBronco]

"You smell like my dad"

I wish I'd learned that tactic back when I was dating.

Not when I was marrying, mind you, but it would have been invaluable when I was dating.

[alkemical]

Seriously, between your new tag, that Avitar, you sig line... I'm in a whirling dervish... ;D


Well the Avatar(a) has been teh same for a bit - the sig i think the only thing new is 'amesj523 is dead' - oh and my name of course.


I do give credit though - i didn't expect to hear that tonight :)

[alkemical]

I wish I'd learned that tactic back when I was dating.

Not when I was marrying, mind you, but it would have been invaluable when I was dating.


LOL

[Play2win]

It freaked me out enough to think her dad said that to her
She told you?

[Florida_Bronco]

She told you?

Sorry to change the subject, but answer your damn phone once in awhile :)

[Play2win]

Sorry to change the subject, but answer your damn phone once in awhile :)
Not while I am (was) taking 4 f#@ing courses during a summer session... Pulled Straight A's, tho'... ;D :thumbsup:

[Florida_Bronco]

Not while I am (was) taking 4 f#@ing courses during a summer session... Pulled Straight A's, tho'... ;D :thumbsup:

I'm headed over to Ed's house tommorrow or Sunday to hang out and check out his new Broncos' gear, you should tag along. Also my b-day is the 11th and I'm having a get together down at the Sports Bar and I'd like you to come down.

Congrats on the good grades by the way!

[MajikMan7]

I'm headed over to Ed's house tommorrow or Sunday to hang out and check out his new Broncos' gear, you should tag along.

Are you effin serious!?!? that is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever read. That sounds like something straight outta a gay porno. Three sum anyone!? 'check out his bronco gear' bahahahaha

[wabbit]

Oh my, what a remarkable cornucopia of Orangemane emotion laced through this...tirade.

Rage, humor, duh!-(hey, how's it goin' Bobo)-every bit as much a revelation of allegiances as a 'celebration' of pent up feuds.

This one's been brewin' for a while, huh?

Makes for one great read though...wow.

[Gcver2ver3]

You keep complaining about this thread yet you keep reading and posting on it. Puzzling


yeah i know.......

i'm just taking jabs at slap.....

its what i do......

[Maximus]

I opened this expecting to have made THIS list.

Christ, what does one have to do to make a list around here?

No ****!!! you should be on it... :D

[Rock Chalk]

Too late, Alec. You didn't make the list.

It's Slap's list, so of course he has final say, but I don't think cancer smack after the fact should be enough to get you into the top ten.

Go the pooch route. Everyone who is anyone has gone that way.
It wasnt smack. I just noticed that in his avatar he looks like he has cancer. It was the pooch smack everyone else was running that made me notice his avatar in the first place which led to the cancer question.

[Florida_Bronco]

Are you effin serious!?!? that is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever read. That sounds like something straight outta a gay porno. Three sum anyone!? 'check out his bronco gear' bahahahaha

Actually we got 9 beautiful 20 year old women coming in from the beach. 3 girls for every guy :yayaya:

Too bad you are a skinny, pale, unattractive emo loser and none of the women would touch you, or I'd invite you along too. That's really too bad too, because I'm sure some of the girls could give you hair straightening tips.

http://myspace-307.vo.llnwd.net/00857/70/35/857515307_l.jpg

:giggle:

[crazyhorse]

It wasnt smack. I just noticed that in his avatar he looks like he has cancer. It was the pooch smack everyone else was running that made me notice his avatar in the first place which led to the cancer question.

I was guessing that was his mother in the avvy.

That's a man, huh?

[Nuggets4]

Dammit, I forgot to post this picture two nights ago when Llama was having his breakdown. Now I need to find some emo ones for Majik.

[Taco John]

Are you effin serious!?!? that is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever read. That sounds like something straight outta a gay porno. Three sum anyone!? 'check out his bronco gear' bahahahaha


The nice thing about being an Emo kid is that stuff like this would probably be genuinely hilarious, where as the rest of us have to work hard to actually be funny.

[Gcver2ver3]

Actually we got 9 beautiful 20 year old women coming in from the beach. 3 girls for every guy :yayaya:

Too bad you are a skinny, pale, unattractive emo loser and none of the women would touch you, or I'd invite you along too. That's really too bad too, because I'm sure some of the girls could give you hair straightening tips.

http://myspace-307.vo.llnwd.net/00857/70/35/857515307_l.jpg

:giggle:



yikes....Ha!

[RhymesayersDU]

Actually we got 9 beautiful 20 year old women coming in from the beach. 3 girls for every guy :yayaya:

Too bad you are a skinny, pale, unattractive emo loser and none of the women would touch you, or I'd invite you along too. That's really too bad too, because I'm sure some of the girls could give you hair straightening tips.

http://myspace-307.vo.llnwd.net/00857/70/35/857515307_l.jpg

:giggle:
Greatness.

[MajikMan7]

I'm not seeing the emo? in all of this. It was mentioned that emo is basically a pussy goth kid. Um yea I sure look goth don't I!?!?!?!

[Rock Chalk]

No ****!!! you should be on it... :D
Say max, you running another FF league this year?

I want in again. Come on man! The year I played with you Raider twits made for great mid-season drama with me and Sheera.

[-Slap-]

Say max, you running another FF league this year?

I want in again. Come on man! The year I played with you Raider twits made for great mid-season drama with me and Sheera.
You better win. If you lose to a bunch of Raiders, you'll find all your **** piled up in the driveway when you get back.

[Rock Chalk]

You better win. If you lose to a bunch of Raiders, you'll find all your **** piled up in the driveway when you get back.
Not too concerned about ghetto thugs that have no weapons training piling up my **** in the driveway.

[-Slap-]

Not too concerned about ghetto thugs that have no weapons training piling up my **** in the driveway.
I mean we're going to evict you for bringing shame on the clan if you lose.

[Rohirrim]

I agree on this thread: Ring of Fame. Ha! With a special honorable mention to Ames for his emo-etry.

[baja]

I agree on this thread: Ring of Fame. Ha! With a special honorable mention to Ames for his emo-etry.

Post hummus, ames is dead.

[Rohirrim]

Post hummus, ames is dead.

Hummus? Mmmmm. Sounds good. Think I'll whip some of that up for lunch. Maybe some Baba Ganouj too. :wave:

[baja]

Hummus? Mmmmm. Sounds good. Think I'll whip some of that up for lunch. Maybe some Baba Ganouj too. :wave: :~ohyah!:

[SactownOrangeSunday]

So are you trying to tell us you and that dawg of yours were a little more than just best friends?

Your little tirade is just making it plainly obvious that slap is right about you dude. Why dont you just man up and laugh it off like some others have done.

[RhymesayersDU]

Your little tirade is just making it plainly obvious that slap is right about you dude. Why dont you just man up and laugh it off like some others have done.
Emo kids don't laugh things off, they soak up their eternal pain, hide behind their hair, and cut themselves.

Oh, and then blog about the experience.

[crazyhorse]

Hey slap, I noticed you changed the avvy. Good move.:rofl:

:thanku:

[epicSocialism4tw]

You're a silly little boy, telling silly little lies.

You didnt adress me directly until after the crowd formed and the punch landed on your jaw. It must have left you dazed because you didnt muster the strength to talk to me until you thought that you had some sort of moral high ground (on a thread like this, you have none), which was basically after I had apologized for bringing the sacred cow down from the pedastal.

The apology was sincere, and it was immediately turned over, certainly in the original spirit of the thread. That was the only time that you really addressed me man to man, and you mocked the opportunity to settle things. That's cool. Whatever. I know that I have upset people here before too, and I am certainly not the ideal internet personality.

I just wanted to settle up.

I posted all throughout this thread, gleefully mocking the impotent little man's rage I predicted you would deliver. Boy, have you delivered.

I chose to play. I wanted to settle things with you here on this thread. To get out perpetually reciprocated angst in front of the orangemane populace.

Did you let opponents get in your head on the playing field this easily? Common trait of a loser is rabbit ears and you've got the biggest pair of rabbit ears I've ever seen. Just a mentally weak little boy.

You are the only person who has ever said anything close to that to me. Pulling yourself up by your bootstraps to escape poverty surely must show something else than mental weakness. Your fictionalized characterization of me is far from reality. In fact, you might be surprised to know that I have been nominated (havent won yet) for prestigious local DFW metroplex awards including Man of the Year. I have won prestigious scholarships and have working relationships with some of the most important people in the state, including presidential advisors. As a man, I have accomplished alot. I am fortunate to have accomplished the things that I have, and feel humbled that God has included me in things that I enjoy despite my unworthiness. I am just a man, and you have mischaracterized me as something that I am not.

I reiterate, I will not accept your obviously insincere apology until you meet the conditions set forth by me in post #133 on this thread (http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=1199191&postcount=133).
I want neutral witnesses, too, videotape can be too easily faked in this day and age.
Anyway, that's all. You're dismissed until the next rating period.

What am I supposed to respond to that? You say that I keep "digging" myself deeper? You still have not spoken to me man to man. You keep hiding behind this internet character that you have created. It's easy to forget that there are people behind these avatars and contrived names.

If I annoy you that much, please, put me on ignore and dont respond to what I post anymore. I certainly do not welcome your responses without resolution, but I hope that there can be some resolve other than "dismissal", which to me is just another rock thrown from behind a crowd. I dont like leaving things untied.

So...what exactly is the problem?

[Sir Mawn]

I know that I have upset people here before too, and I am certainly not the ideal internet personality.

Quoted for truth.

[SactownOrangeSunday]

You didnt adress me directly until after the crowd formed and the punch landed on your jaw. It must have left you dazed because you didnt muster the strength to talk to me until you thought that you had some sort of moral high ground (on a thread like this, you have none), which was basically after I had apologized for bringing the sacred cow down from the pedastal.

The apology was sincere, and it was immediately turned over, certainly in the original spirit of the thread. That was the only time that you really addressed me man to man, and you mocked the opportunity to settle things. That's cool. Whatever. I know that I have upset people here before too, and I am certainly not the ideal internet personality.

I just wanted to settle up.



I chose to play. I wanted to settle things with you here on this thread. To get out perpetually reciprocated angst in front of the orangemane populace.



You are the only person who has ever said anything close to that to me. Pulling yourself up by your bootstraps to escape poverty surely must show something else than mental weakness. Your fictionalized characterization of me is far from reality. In fact, you might be surprised to know that I have been nominated (havent won yet) for prestigious local DFW metroplex awards including Man of the Year. I have won prestigious scholarships and have working relationships with some of the most important people in the state, including presidential advisors. As a man, I have accomplished alot. I am fortunate to have accomplished the things that I have, and feel humbled that God has included me in things that I enjoy despite my unworthiness. I am just a man, and you have mischaracterized me as something that I am not.



What am I supposed to respond to that? You say that I keep "digging" myself deeper? You still have not spoken to me man to man. You keep hiding behind this internet character that you have created. It's easy to forget that there are people behind these avatars and contrived names.

If I annoy you that much, please, put me on ignore and dont respond to what I post anymore. I certainly do not welcome your responses without resolution, but I hope that there can be some resolve other than "dismissal", which to me is just another rock thrown from behind a crowd. I dont like leaving things untied.

So...what exactly is the problem?

If you really are so wonderful then you shouldnt have to post your resume. Its a post that Slap threw together, why dont you just laugh it off instead of crying and complaining.

[MajikMan7]

Your little tirade is just making it plainly obvious that slap is right about you dude. Why dont you just man up and laugh it off like some others have done.

Why doesn't Slap just man up and addmitt that he is a complete loser with NO family. All that he has is the Mane (so he can cut people down, to feel better about himself) and that dead dog of his that he analy abused on a nightly basis.

[GonzoLays]

If you really are so wonderful then you shouldnt have to post your resume. Its a post that Slap threw together, why dont you just laugh it off instead of crying and complaining.

http://www.carbolicsmokeball.com/images/300/91057.jpg

[clean]

Never before have I witnessed someone take such glee in a dog's death. A few people need to add Old Yeller to their DVD collection.


http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/8743/oldyellerlt0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[-Slap-]

You didnt adress me directly until after the crowd formed and the punch landed on your jaw. It must have left you dazed because you didnt muster the strength to talk to me until you thought that you had some sort of moral high ground (on a thread like this, you have none), which was basically after I had apologized for bringing the sacred cow down from the pedastal.

The apology was sincere, and it was immediately turned over, certainly in the original spirit of the thread. That was the only time that you really addressed me man to man, and you mocked the opportunity to settle things. That's cool. Whatever. I know that I have upset people here before too, and I am certainly not the ideal internet personality.

I just wanted to settle up.



I chose to play. I wanted to settle things with you here on this thread. To get out perpetually reciprocated angst in front of the orangemane populace.



You are the only person who has ever said anything close to that to me. Pulling yourself up by your bootstraps to escape poverty surely must show something else than mental weakness. Your fictionalized characterization of me is far from reality. In fact, you might be surprised to know that I have been nominated (havent won yet) for prestigious local DFW metroplex awards including Man of the Year. I have won prestigious scholarships and have working relationships with some of the most important people in the state, including presidential advisors. As a man, I have accomplished alot. I am fortunate to have accomplished the things that I have, and feel humbled that God has included me in things that I enjoy despite my unworthiness. I am just a man, and you have mischaracterized me as something that I am not.



What am I supposed to respond to that? You say that I keep "digging" myself deeper? You still have not spoken to me man to man. You keep hiding behind this internet character that you have created. It's easy to forget that there are people behind these avatars and contrived names.

If I annoy you that much, please, put me on ignore and dont respond to what I post anymore. I certainly do not welcome your responses without resolution, but I hope that there can be some resolve other than "dismissal", which to me is just another rock thrown from behind a crowd. I dont like leaving things untied.

So...what exactly is the problem?

I won't be putting you on ignore. Guys like you are just too easy and its a weakness of mine.

Your unwitting complicity, in what you undoubtedly perceive as malicious character assassination, has done all the heavy lifting for me.

^5

You know something, Rabbit Ears, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Do you know why people don't guard you that closely in pickup basketball games?

Its because they want you to shoot. Guys like you are self checked on the court and you're self checked in this arena. Your handicaps are plentiful. Primarily, your rather large ego and your pretentious and obvious affectations.

I think your last post really mitigated some of the damage, Angry Rabbit. Those are the most impressive credentials since Mock's third place finish in an eighth grade debate class in Bumfart, IA.

I'm off to get some sun on my face.......:wave: :sunshine:

[epicSocialism4tw]

If you really are so wonderful then you shouldnt have to post your resume. Its a post that Slap threw together, why dont you just laugh it off instead of crying and complaining.


Well, because frankly, it's an issue between he and I that he chose to expose to the rest of the people here out of the "cute" sheer malice that the people here love and appreciate so much.

I think that you missed the point of the post. Thanks for complaining.

[RhymesayersDU]

One thing this thread has proven:

http://blog.mediacatalyst.com/images/seriousbusiness.jpg

[-Slap-]

Never before have I witnessed someone take such glee in a dog's death. A few people need to add Old Yeller to their DVD collection.

Most movies would rather show dozens, or even hundreds of people killed, than to show one dog die. Obviously it was integral to that film's plot, though.

I cried like mad when Old Yeller went behind the shed. Then I cussed out my uncle for letting me watch it when he already knew it ended like that.

I'm not positive, but I think Call of the Wild was the first book I ever read. Cried over that, too.

Now, I really am out of here.

[-Slap-]

One thing this thread has proven:

http://blog.mediacatalyst.com/images/seriousbusiness.jpg
See the guy in that picture? He won't come on this board because of what I said to him on another forum.

:strong:

[Kaylore]

See the guy in that picture? He won't come on this board because of what I said to him on another forum.

:strong: LOL Looks like he hit you with a real zinger there.

[epicSocialism4tw]

[QUOTE]I won't be putting you on ignore. Guys like you are just too easy and its a weakness of mine.


Okay, I can play this game again...I actually find it enterrtaining, but dont cry to the Nuns again when I smack you square in your eye. LOL


Your unwitting complicity, in what you undoubtedly perceive as malicious character assassination, has done all the heavy lifting for me.

Are you serious?


You know something, Rabbit Ears, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Do you know why people don't guard you that closely in pickup basketball games?

That's probably because I havent played pickup basketball in a couple of years. The reason I wouldnt get guarded is because people feared my elbows. Much different from quickly being identified as a genetically mutated Hunter Thompson clone (pitiful in its own right), and passed over for the nearest coward.

Its because they want you to shoot. Guys like you are self checked on the court and you're self checked in this arena. Your handicaps are plentiful. Primarily, your rather large ego and your pretentious and obvious affectations.
I think your last post really mitigated some of the damage, Angry Rabbit. Those are the most impressive credentials since Mock's third place finish in an eighth grade debate class in Bumfart, IA.

Good to see you missed or ignored the point of the post (as usual) and chose to continue the cheap, tired, and sick "Im a suave internet jerk" routine. It's a great character you chose to formulate. The shape of the thing is so illusive, so smart, so arrogant, so scared, so unwilling to learn, so bitter, so frightened of it's own soon impending death. Wrapped in the good ol' days gone by when a guy could rib someone else out of their homoerotic fear/self-loathing complex, and get away with it. When someone could be considered an authority just by punching his girlfriend up a bit and scaring the neighborhood kids. When a man could depend on his dog to be there for him when the next girlfriend (boyfriend? once? twice maybe?) called the cops. You would have made a great debaucherer in Mark Twain's landscape.


I'm off to get some sun on my face.......:wave: :sunshine:

Good, you need it. Your illness was showing something fierce in that picture you took down.

[Taco John]

You know something, Rabbit Ears, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Do you know why people don't guard you that closely in pickup basketball games?

Its because they want you to shoot. Guys like you are self checked on the court and you're self checked in this arena.


Bummer... I think my own self esteem just dropped about 25 points... :pity:

[Antilles]

I'm making a power ratings chart on people with the thinnest skin on the board... Guess who's winning...

Just wanted to make sure this little gem didn't get missed LOL

[Blueflame]

By comparison, this thread makes the War forum look positively friendly.

With traffic to the site at such a high level (750+ registered users checked in yesterday and 600+ already today... plus, most likely at least that many more visitors, some of whom may be here for the first time... perhaps some of them might even be representatives from the team itself), are we really sure we want to have an all-out flamefest front and center on the main board? ???

[Florida_Bronco]

Why doesn't Slap just man up and addmitt that he is a complete loser with NO family. All that he has is the Mane (so he can cut people down, to feel better about himself) and that dead dog of his that he analy abused on a nightly basis.

Yeah Majik, you are such a cool guy, as evidenced by these pictures below.

http://myspace-685.vo.llnwd.net/00824/58/62/824482685_l.jpg

http://myspace-970.vo.llnwd.net/00826/07/91/826751970_l.jpg

http://myspace-246.vo.llnwd.net/00860/64/27/860647246_l.jpg

http://myspace-411.vo.llnwd.net/00896/11/45/896135411_l.jpg

http://myspace-369.vo.llnwd.net/00967/96/31/967901369_l.jpg

http://myspace-626.vo.llnwd.net/00970/62/67/970317626_l.jpg

[orange 4 life]

Emo kids don't laugh things off, they soak up their eternal pain, hide behind their hair, and cut themselves.

Oh, and then blog about the experience.

ive heard my son use this term before.

excuse me for being the ignorant old guy, but what the HECK is an "emo".
also, i hear the term "blog" alot also, and i dont know what that means either.

my son tried to explain it to me a few months ago, but i still dont think i get it.
thanks for the help,

jake

[Florida_Bronco]

ive heard my son use this term before.

excuse me for being the ignorant old guy, but what the HECK is an "emo".
also, i hear the term "blog" alot also, and i dont know what that means either.

my son tried to explain it to me a few months ago, but i still dont think i get it.
thanks for the help,

jake

A blog is basically an online diary.

[RhymesayersDU]

A blog can be one of two things:

1) For most people, just an on-line diary of their life.
2) A journalists' column. For example, on ESPN.com you can read John Clayton's Blog, which isn't a diary of his life, just his thoughts on sports.

I'm sure you could define blog as other things, but those two seem like the biggies.

[Moon§hiner]

By comparison, this thread makes the War forum look positively friendly.

With traffic to the site at such a high level (750+ registered users checked in yesterday and 600+ already today... plus, most likely at least that many more visitors, some of whom may be here for the first time... perhaps some of them might even be representatives from the team itself), are we really sure we want to have an all-out flamefest front and center on the main board? ???
I was thinking the same thing Blue, but then realized if they open one of bobs threads they are going to abort their visit assuming there is no intelligent life here.

[Arkie]

excuse me for being the ignorant old guy, but what the HECK is an "emo".


1. Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle.

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/page/i-54647.jpg

3. An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:

1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.

This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!

When she sees how sensitive and emo I have become, she'll definately go out with me!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=emo

[Requiem]

Slap, I'm upset I didn't make it.

[Gcver2ver3]

By comparison, this thread makes the War forum look positively friendly.

With traffic to the site at such a high level (750+ registered users checked in yesterday and 600+ already today... plus, most likely at least that many more visitors, some of whom may be here for the first time... perhaps some of them might even be representatives from the team itself), are we really sure we want to have an all-out flamefest front and center on the main board? ???



too late to worry about it now.....

[Rock Chalk]

I mean we're going to evict you for bringing shame on the clan if you lose.
Hey Slap, I got a new dog today!

Actually, its Scarlets half-sister/cousin. She is a reverse brindle - which means she is a black boxer which is very rare (and not highly desired so I got her for free). Never seen a black boxer before and I gotta tell you, they are pretty dang cool. White markings like any other boxer but the body of her is just as black as can be with brown "eyebrows" like a doberman.

So stoked about the new addition to the family. Scarlet is in heaven, having someone to play with now and the youngin is finally happy she has "her" dog (though, I will be paying for shots, food, taking her for walks...I know how this works, her dog my responsibility).

[Rock Chalk]

Blog is short for web log. A log posted on the web.

Technically, BBs are big blog spots.

To Google is apparently now an official English language verb.

Emo, well I think Arkie explained to me what an Emo was. To be honest, I was thinking everyone was talking about that Emo character from TV in the 80s. Really skinny, pale, wierd looking eccentric dude. Emo Phillips.
http://www.jrslastlaugh.com/images/Phillips_Emo.jpg

[Nuggets4]

With traffic to the site at such a high level (750+ registered users checked in yesterday and 600+ already today... plus, most likely at least that many more visitors, some of whom may be here for the first time... perhaps some of them might even be representatives from the team itself), are we really sure we want to have an all-out flamefest front and center on the main board? ???

Um...yes. Maybe if more people saw this we wouldn't have some of the stupider threads that have shown up on the board.

[Arkie]

Emo Phillips is very emo.

[TheDave]

Yeah Majik, you are such a cool guy, as evidenced by these pictures below.

http://myspace-685.vo.llnwd.net/00824/58/62/824482685_l.jpg

http://myspace-970.vo.llnwd.net/00826/07/91/826751970_l.jpg

http://myspace-246.vo.llnwd.net/00860/64/27/860647246_l.jpg

http://myspace-411.vo.llnwd.net/00896/11/45/896135411_l.jpg

http://myspace-369.vo.llnwd.net/00967/96/31/967901369_l.jpg

http://myspace-626.vo.llnwd.net/00970/62/67/970317626_l.jpg


DAMN.... and i thought that picture of Bob was embarrassing :spit:

[-Slap-]

Hey Slap, I got a new dog today!

Actually, its Scarlets half-sister/cousin. She is a reverse brindle - which means she is a black boxer which is very rare (and not highly desired so I got her for free). Never seen a black boxer before and I gotta tell you, they are pretty dang cool. White markings like any other boxer but the body of her is just as black as can be with brown "eyebrows" like a doberman.

So stoked about the new addition to the family. Scarlet is in heaven, having someone to play with now and the youngin is finally happy she has "her" dog (though, I will be paying for shots, food, taking her for walks...I know how this works, her dog my responsibility).
That's cool, man. Get some pictures up when you get a chance. Boxers are great dogs. Tons of personality.

[-Slap-]

By comparison, this thread makes the War forum look positively friendly.

With traffic to the site at such a high level (750+ registered users checked in yesterday and 600+ already today... plus, most likely at least that many more visitors, some of whom may be here for the first time... perhaps some of them might even be representatives from the team itself), are we really sure we want to have an all-out flamefest front and center on the main board? ???
One point of view. Others might consider the initial post on this thread to be a handy reference guide.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Jesus Christ, Majik. Get a haircut and lose the lip metal.

[elsid13]

Jesus Christ, Majik. Get a haircut and lose the lip metal.

Now that funny Bobo giving style advice.

[Odysseus]

Now that funny Bobo giving style advice.


Bobo the clown? :giggle:

[elsid13]

Bobo the clown? :giggle:

Wouldn't you take style advice from this guy?


http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:cUqgd8YoEgEHFM:www.badclown.com/files/BOBO_THE_CLOWN.jpg