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mosca
07-07-2006, 11:51 PM
Check out what one of our elected "representatives" is up to in Washington. This would almost be funny if it weren't so damn stupid:

http://www.theinquirer.net/default.aspx?article=32770

Senator downloads Internet

Complains it is a bit slow

By Nick Farrell: Monday 03 July 2006, 08:05
A US senator who is one the ringleaders against 'net neutrality' provisions in recent US telecom laws has claimed that he had to do so because the Internet was too slow when he downloaded it.

Senator Ted Stevens who is a Republican from Alaska in a committee transcipt printed by Wired, here, complained that the Internet was sent to him by his staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday, but it took days for him to get it.

He said that it was because "it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially".

"We aren't earning anything by going on that internet. Now I'm not saying you have to or you want to discriminate against those people," he said cryptically.

Stevens said that the regulatory approach was wrong because it claimed that "no one can charge anyone for massively invading this world of the internet".

He said it was important that people understood his position and we agree. He claimed that those who favoured net neutrality wanted to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. But, he said "the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck" no sir, "It's a series of tubes", he said sagely.

Just in case you did not get the metaphor he went on to comment that those tubes can be filled.

"If they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material," he explained.

Stevens seemed to be getting hot under the collar by this point and said some even more technological things including.

"We have a separate Department of Defense internet now, did you know that? Because they have to have theirs delivered immediately. They can't afford getting delayed by other people."

It is that level of technical expertise that gets you to be the chairman of the Commerce, Science and Transportation Committee. It also means that you get to have those nice people from the telco's lobby groups explain the issues to you nice and simply.

Still he seemed a little better informed when he wrote this.

DomCasual
07-07-2006, 11:54 PM
Wow. Just, wow.

ClevelandBronco
07-08-2006, 12:27 AM
Pres. Bush suddenly sounds like Shakespeare.

Crushaholic
07-08-2006, 12:47 AM
LOL I guess the internet hasn't reached Alaska...:rofl:

footstepsfrom#27
07-08-2006, 03:32 AM
I know what he means about those tubes...It always amazes me that the words and the little pictures videos and sounds and stuff can all travel through those hollow fiber optic tubes together without bumping into each other and getting combined all together, especially when some of 'em are going one way and some of 'em are going the other way.

Shouldn't we have an IQ requirement for being a US senator...something north of retard maybe? :giggle:

Bronco_Beerslug
07-08-2006, 05:42 AM
Geeezus, how can there be so many uneducated, ignorant people in this country?

elsid13
07-08-2006, 05:51 AM
Well the staffers really f'd that up. I have strange feeling that Stevens should have sent more time trying to understand the issue then just reading a one page brief sheet given to him or way to the floor. Or the Lobbyists did an excellent job making him dance like a trained monkey.

NOLA Bronco
07-08-2006, 06:05 AM
Ah, the infamous Ted Stevens. Building bridges to nowhere in real life and on the internet.

BroncoBuff
07-08-2006, 02:11 PM
Ah, the infamous Ted Stevens. Building bridges to nowhere in real life and on the internet.
ROFL!

Truly, There Are None So Blind ...

Pezman
07-08-2006, 02:17 PM
Truly one of the most conservative and moronic pieces of crap that has ever come out of the senate. This guy makes the FCC look like a tree-hugging organization. Screw him and his backwards ways...

Saddletramp
07-08-2006, 03:08 PM
uh...


















:loopy: ??? :kiddingme :ouwknow: :kubiak: :confuzzle :nono: hmmm...

L.A. BRONCOS FAN
07-08-2006, 03:48 PM
Truly one of the most conservative and moronic pieces of crap that has ever come out of the senate. This guy makes the FCC look like a tree-hugging organization. Screw him and his backwards ways...

Ted Stevens is nothing but a high-priced cabana boy who wears monogrammed "Exxon Mobil" knee pads.

The last straw for me was when that POS refused to allow the Congressional committee investigating gas price gouging to question the oil company execs under oath.

W*GS
07-08-2006, 05:15 PM
Stevens is a moron - sadly, one of ~535 in Congress.

L.A. BRONCOS FAN
07-09-2006, 04:38 AM
Cue W*GS with "but so-and-so (D) did such-and-such..." :pity:

Garcia Bronco
07-10-2006, 06:13 AM
[walen jennings]You know folks...back in Hazard County...we'd call it dumb as a stump.[/WJ]

alkemical
07-10-2006, 08:38 AM
Actually then we should regulate that everyone is/should be on dialup. Your 'backbone' needs to be at least 2x as fast as the avg. connection speed of your clients. (quick/easy/dirty rule of thumb)

Garcia Bronco
07-10-2006, 09:10 AM
Ah, the infamous Ted Stevens. Building bridges to nowhere in real life and on the internet.


Same guy?

NOLA Bronco
07-10-2006, 11:32 AM
Same guy?

Yes indeedy. Senator Assbag from Alaska.

Garcia Bronco
07-10-2006, 12:04 PM
Did the governement get the money back?

Rohirrim
07-10-2006, 12:12 PM
It's articles like this that help me believe in my government. I know they will do the best thing for me, in foreign and domestic policy, and even where the internets are concerned.

Garcia Bronco
07-10-2006, 12:13 PM
LOL..."the internets"

elsid13
07-10-2006, 02:30 PM
LOL..."the internets"

Actually he is correct- there is the current one and the Internet 2 being developed by the government and universities

alkemical
07-10-2006, 02:33 PM
Actually he is correct- there is the current one and the Internet 2 being developed by the government and universities


Corportation$ too (they have a ve$ted intere$t in it)

elsid13
07-10-2006, 02:37 PM
Corportation$ too (they have a ve$ted intere$t in it)


Do they actually run lines to log cabins in the woods???

;D

alkemical
07-10-2006, 02:39 PM
Do they actually run lines to log cabins in the woods???

;D


Not yet.

But an interesting option - is the FCC approved of internet over powerlines....

elsid13
07-10-2006, 02:40 PM
Not yet.

But an interesting option - is the FCC approved of internet over powerlines....


Your still screwed huh. ;D

bendog
07-10-2006, 02:55 PM
What's amazing is that this tool's state is prolly the one with the biggest % of voters who are damaged by his position. I mean Trent Lott's a friend of industry to say the least, but he 'heps us out.'

elsid13
07-10-2006, 03:00 PM
What's amazing is that this tool's state is prolly the one with the biggest % of voters who are damaged by his position. I mean Trent Lott's a friend of industry to say the least, but he 'heps us out.'


Bendog Stevens bring a lot of federal money to his state, plus he got a lot of federal program site aside for the local companies. Google Alaskan Native Companies set asides. And for every 1 dollar of federal acts like 2 to 3 multiplier of income in the local economy If I lived there I would reelect SOB until he dies.

alkemical
07-10-2006, 03:30 PM
Your still screwed huh. ;D


lol - if i found someone that had a GPSRS packet tower i could sync up to that.... ;)

Garcia Bronco
07-11-2006, 09:23 AM
Actually he is correct- there is the current one and the Internet 2 being developed by the government and universities


The language of it is funny in a Cletus sort of way