RhymesayersDU
07-07-2006, 10:15 AM
http://www.deadspin.com/sports/nba/eddie-griffins-odd-film-choices-185745.php
Eddie Griffin's Odd Film Choices
In case you were in desperate need of some of the inside details of the Eddie Griffin masturbating in his car story — and, obviously, you were, because what person in his right mind isn’t? — the official PDF version of the complaint in the lawsuit against him has been released (http://static.wcco.viacomlocalnetworks.com/~wcco/Documents/Griffin_Lawsuit.pdf). Our personal favorite section:
"Defendant Griffin was under the influence of alcohol and negligently not paying attention to the direction of travel ahead of him due in part to the fact he was watching a pornographic DVD which was displayed on a mounted in-dash DVD player, located near the steering column, in his Escalade video. He was manually manipulating his genitals which he described to a witness, after the accident, as “jacking off.” DVD jackets with pornographic titles “Anal Action” and “Privates” were seen in the driver/passenger area of the vehicle. The items were viewed by the officers at the scene, whereupon they laughed."
OK, we’ll fess: We don’t believe there was really a porn film called “Privates” at the scene. “Privates” would have to be the worst name for a porn film we’ve ever heard.
Eddie Griffin's Odd Film Choices
In case you were in desperate need of some of the inside details of the Eddie Griffin masturbating in his car story — and, obviously, you were, because what person in his right mind isn’t? — the official PDF version of the complaint in the lawsuit against him has been released (http://static.wcco.viacomlocalnetworks.com/~wcco/Documents/Griffin_Lawsuit.pdf). Our personal favorite section:
"Defendant Griffin was under the influence of alcohol and negligently not paying attention to the direction of travel ahead of him due in part to the fact he was watching a pornographic DVD which was displayed on a mounted in-dash DVD player, located near the steering column, in his Escalade video. He was manually manipulating his genitals which he described to a witness, after the accident, as “jacking off.” DVD jackets with pornographic titles “Anal Action” and “Privates” were seen in the driver/passenger area of the vehicle. The items were viewed by the officers at the scene, whereupon they laughed."
OK, we’ll fess: We don’t believe there was really a porn film called “Privates” at the scene. “Privates” would have to be the worst name for a porn film we’ve ever heard.