Need Help Bashing Chiefs

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

I will be in River Falls, WI for a wedding the weekend the Chiefs open camp there. I would like to sneak out for a while and attend some of their camp, but I need a good T-Shirt or something to show my true feelings for the squaws. Anyone have any suggestions/sources. (Due to family considerations, it must be rated PG)

[crazyhorse]

I will be in River Falls, WI for a wedding the weekend the Chiefs open camp there. I would like to sneak out for a while and attend some of their camp, but I need a good T-Shirt or something to show my true feelings for the squaws. Anyone have any suggestions/sources. (Due to family considerations, it must be rated PG)

I say you put on your Dante Hall jersey and stop frontin'.

[Spider]

I will be in River Falls, WI for a wedding the weekend the Chiefs open camp there. I would like to sneak out for a while and attend some of their camp, but I need a good T-Shirt or something to show my true feelings for the squaws. Anyone have any suggestions/sources. (Due to family considerations, it must be rated PG)
Get a tee shirt with a Chief emblem , then have Chief fans Living Proof Indians Raped Buffalo put on it .............

[Spider]

or this tee shirt is dedicated to the K.C. Chiefs and all 136 of thier fans ........

[crazyhorse]

I will be in River Falls, WI for a wedding the weekend the Chiefs open camp there. I would like to sneak out for a while and attend some of their camp, but I need a good T-Shirt or something to show my true feelings for the squaws. Anyone have any suggestions/sources. (Due to family considerations, it must be rated PG)

I suggest you buy a dozen roses.

I wouldn't walk across the street to go to a Donkos camp, much less "sneak out".

[Spider]

I suggest you buy a dozen roses.

I wouldn't walk across the street to go to a Donkos camp, much less "sneak out".
of course you wouldnt go there , be too afraid of your wife running off with bronco fan ..........

[dumpy]

Just wear a shirt with some words on it. That will confuse the hell out of them.

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

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I wouldn't walk across the street to go to a Donkos camp, much less "sneak out".

Well since I am going to spend three days with my in-laws, I'm going to need a good laugh.

[BroncoFanCam]

You don't really need to do much... their team & history should be more than enough to bring on the tears.... but this should do the trick...

http://img285.imageshack.us/img285/6987/chiefsclothing8jc.gif

[Spider]

You don't really need to do much... their team & history should be more than enough to bring on the tears.... but this should do the trick...

http://img285.imageshack.us/img285/6987/chiefsclothing8jc.gif
LOL

[bronco militia]

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[BABronco]

My dad always told me "son now there are two kinds of people that we don't make fun of in this world; retards because of the hand they have been dealt, and Chief fans because you never know what 36 years without a superbowl can do to a man."

[Gcver2ver3]

You don't really need to do much... their team & history should be more than enough to bring on the tears.... but this should do the trick...
http://img285.imageshack.us/img285/6987/chiefsclothing8jc.gif


......................Hilarious! ..................

[Hotrod]

You don't really need to do much... their team & history should be more than enough to bring on the tears.... but this should do the trick...

http://img285.imageshack.us/img285/6987/chiefsclothing8jc.gif

LOL that would be perfect Ha!

[Dr. Broncenstein]

I'd find a vintage Chiefs superbowl champion t-shirt..

[bronco militia]

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[Gcver2ver3]

I will be in River Falls, WI for a wedding the weekend the Chiefs open camp there. I would like to sneak out for a while and attend some of their camp, but I need a good T-Shirt or something to show my true feelings for the squaws. Anyone have any suggestions/sources. (Due to family considerations, it must be rated PG)


Just wear a Broncos jersey....that should do it...

(I recommend #7)

[BMF Bronco]

I wouldn't walk across the street to go to a Donkos camp, much less "sneak out".
And that's why you spend 24 hours a day on the OM trying to justify your chefs lack of playoff wins right.

[Archie]

You don't really need to do much... their team & history should be more than enough to bring on the tears.... but this should do the trick...

http://img285.imageshack.us/img285/6987/chiefsclothing8jc.gif

Ouch.... no comeback on that one. Just a very simple to the point message.

^5

[NaptownChief]

You don't really need to do much... their team & history should be more than enough to bring on the tears.... but this should do the trick...

http://img285.imageshack.us/img285/6987/chiefsclothing8jc.gif



That is pretty good....Another would be "Year 18 of The 5 Year Plan" If you want to grate at Carl Peterson.

[broncosteven]

How about a shirt that says "Shotenheimer for Head Coach" or "Start Steve Bono at QB" or "I heart MARTY BALL!"?

[Florida_Bronco]

How about a shirt that says "Bronco fans LOVE Carl Peterson"

[Meck77]

I have a nice shirt that says "The Chiefs suck" on the front and "Al Davis Swallows" on the back. You are welcome to borrow it. It's pg.

[ZachKC]

My dad always told me "son now there are two kinds of people that we don't make fun of in this world; retards because of the hand they have been dealt, and Chief fans because you never know what 36 years without a superbowl can do to a man."
Did he become a Broncos fan in 97?

[Tredici]

Big Play Shay ought to do it.

Short and Sweet.

[Tredici]

I suggest you buy a dozen roses.

I wouldn't walk across the street to go to a Donkos camp, much less "sneak out".

Really?

If I was in any NFL City while camp was going on I would love to go watch a workout.

[ZachKC]

I head to Chiefs camp on the 30th...be there until the 6th.

Can't wait.

[Crushaholic]

Just wear a Broncos jersey....that should do it...

(I recommend #7)

That's a good idea. It's hilarious how mentions of Elway makes Chiefs fans blood boil. When people around here saw him come on to the field during last year's Super Bowl, the boos were extremely loud. I laughed...Ha!

[Spider]

I head to Chiefs camp on the 30th...be there until the 6th.

Can't wait.
nothing like hitchhiking from state to state is there .....

[ZachKC]

nothing like hitchhiking from state to state is there .....
I am not sure about that, but there is nothing like being able to cover your favorite team all expenses paid doing the thing you love to do most. Taking pictures.

[broncosteven]

I am not sure about that, but there is nothing like being able to cover your favorite team all expenses paid doing the thing you love to do most. Taking pictures.


I didn't realize The Enquirer is sending people to cover the Cheef implosion this year. Maybe after last years drunken brawls & speaker sitouts they want to get all the juciy details 1st!

Anyway congrats for doing something you love Zach! I hope you get to cover Headwards telling his guys " what happens in camp stays in camp!"

[loborugger]

A picture of Vermiel, in Rams gear, sporting a ring.

[GreatBronco16]

A picture of Vermiel, in Rams gear, sporting a ring.


Put Trint Green right next to him with his ring, and you're all set.

[GreatBronco16]

I am not sure about that, but there is nothing like being able to cover your favorite team all expenses paid doing the thing you love to do most. Taking pictures.


I'm sure you will have alot of fun taking pics of those hogs they call cheerleaders. Hey, perhaps you can get a date with one of them and tell them how you can pretty them up with your pics.

[bfoflcommish]

I second the Elway jersey

[crazyhorse]

And that's why you spend 24 hours a day on the OM trying to justify your chefs lack of playoff wins right.

I spend time here because you folks never run out of stupid. It makes me feel smart.

[Atlas]

No offense but if you need help bashing the Cheeps than you just haven't been paying attention.

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

No offense but if you need help bashing the Cheeps than you just haven't been paying attention.

I just need a damn good Tshirt. ;D

[BABronco]

Did he become a Broncos fan in 97?
He was born a bronco fan. I'm thinking if we make it to the superbowl anytime soon I'm gonna ship him over to South Korea cause thats where he was when we won both of our superbowls. Anyone willing to help me buy a ticket?

[kamakazi_kal]

That is pretty good....Another would be "Year 18 of The 5 Year Plan" If you want to grate at Carl Peterson.

laying wood on your own team will get you........REP ^5

[No1BroncoFan]

Get this printed on a shirt with the caption "Enjoy the view, Chiefs fans."

Ben

[elsid13]

Just get a shirt that say "D .Thomas' illegality child #111"

[Odysseus]

And that's why you spend 24 hours a day on the OM trying to justify your chefs lack of playoff wins right.

There is no known cure for preventative whining. Once you feel justified in your superior albeit comatose reality there is nothing left but the craving.

It's like smoking only the subject becomes the cancer instead of cancer taking hold of the subject. It's tragic but not life threatening. It's kind of like Boone's Farm wine. It won't kill you but serving that will make you look really bad. Be sure to bring some to the tailgate for these poor unfortunate souls.

There are further complications with ZERO post season syndrome and gross abuse of statistics followed by the severe retardation associated with spending too much time camping out on rival teams website. This is one of the worst cases I have ever seen. He will continue to degenerate and at some point be found milling around homes of the developmentally disabled trying desperately to communicate.

We need to find someone who speaks Mullet. I think he's trying to communicate with us.

[Rain Man]

My dad always told me "son now there are two kinds of people that we don't make fun of in this world; retards because of the hand they have been dealt, and Chief fans because you never know what 36 years without a superbowl can do to a man."

Your dad always told you that? Does that mean that his math is correct only one year out of every 36?

[Rain Man]

That's a good idea. It's hilarious how mentions of Elway makes Chiefs fans blood boil. When people around here saw him come on to the field during last year's Super Bowl, the boos were extremely loud. I laughed...Ha!

You people act like Elway is some sort of great player or something. The truth is, he was a huge bust for half the NFL teams who had him. He was probably the worst #1 pick ever for the team that drafted him.

[BroncoFanCam]

Did he become a Broncos fan in 97?

NOTE TO SIMPLE MINDED QUEEF FANS:
The drought mentioned, is not talking about WINNING a Super Bowl, but merely making an appearance, something we had done many times before '97 in case you have forgotten.

When you actually show your faces on Super Sunday, then we'll talk, until then, you have know business letting that word even cross your lips.

[Odysseus]

laying wood on your own team will get you........REP ^5

Naw...

I think Nap makes a good point. A lot of Chief fans don't think much of Peterson. I think the Chiefs could be a lot more dangerous team if someone with brains took over Peterson's slot. All he does is copy what the Broncos do but he does it so poorly! (No stats on this)


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=143275


Poor Chiefs fans. Two crayons short of a box.

Rain Man: Maybe I should prepare a counterstrike for the Broncos camp. For security reasons, though, I bet the Broncos make you walk through an EEG machine at the gate, and then kick out anyone with too much brain wave activity.


Ha! You were having a stroke dude!

[NOLA Bronco]

I spend time here because you folks never run out of stupid. It makes me feel smart.


You must have no self esteem if internet banter makes you feel better.

[GCKansas]

You could get one that says, hey the chiefs have won a superbowl, but I didn't remember their colors being pink and grey. Man how that flag has faded.

[BABronco]

Your dad always told you that? Does that mean that his math is correct only one year out of every 36? Making it relevant.
:stupid:

[Vegas_Bronco]

Why don't KC cheerleaders make love with the lights on? Because it runs down the battery on the pickup.

[Spider]

I spend time here because you folks never run out of stupid. It makes me feel smart.
you spend time here , to learn .......

[Vegas_Bronco]

My Madden game goes Nintendo every time I play the Chumps...

[crazyhorse]

You must have no self esteem if internet banter makes you feel better.

Well then count me in the low self esteem club, skip.

I get a "laugh out loud" kick out of roughing up you dip****s.

It's therapeutic.

For that....I thank you.

[crazyhorse]

NOTE TO SIMPLE MINDED QUEEF FANS:
The drought mentioned, is not talking about WINNING a Super Bowl, but merely making an appearance, something we had done many times before '97 in case you have forgotten.

When you actually show your faces on Super Sunday, then we'll talk, until then, you have know business letting that word even cross your lips.

Bandwagoner

[crazyhorse]

There is no known cure for preventative whining. Once you feel justified in your superior albeit comatose reality there is nothing left but the craving.

It's like smoking only the subject becomes the cancer instead of cancer taking hold of the subject. It's tragic but not life threatening. It's kind of like Boone's Farm wine. It won't kill you but serving that will make you look really bad. Be sure to bring some to the tailgate for these poor unfortunate souls.

There are further complications with ZERO post season syndrome and gross abuse of statistics followed by the severe retardation associated with spending too much time camping out on rival teams website. This is one of the worst cases I have ever seen. He will continue to degenerate and at some point be found milling around homes of the developmentally disabled trying desperately to communicate.

We need to find someone who speaks Mullet. I think he's trying to communicate with us.


You try entirely too hard.

I take it you have yet to get laid.

A cat might help. Ask Mock.

[Spider]

You try entirely too hard.

I take it you have yet to get laid.
how nice Crazy is offering to share his blow up doll .........

[elsid13]

how nice Crazy is offering to share his blow up goat .........


Fixed it for you ;D

[crazyhorse]

how nice Crazy is offering to share his blow up doll .........

After lending it to you I found a pin hole in it.

The bitch is flat.

[Tredici]

Well then count me in the low self esteem club, skip.

I get a "laugh out loud" kick out of roughing up you dip****s.

It's therapeutic.

For that....I thank you.

Legend in your own mind. If posting twaddle worthy of a 13 year old newbie troll makes you feel like a man then I'm sure TJ is happy to provide the therapy. You might toss him something via Paypal to show your appreciation.

[ZONA]

This might get a few wrong looks from the Squaw fans.

http://members.cox.net/azhelton3/Misc/chief%20birddoodoo.jpg

[Meck77]

It makes me feel smart.

Feeling and being are two different things.

Those damn KC streets are dirty......

http://www.orangeforceone.com/albums/ptm/20051203_Chiefs/slides/DSCN4718.html

[ZONA]

I could not resist - forgive me.


http://members.cox.net/azhelton3/Misc/raider%20birddoodoo.jpg

[youcandoit1687]

something like...

wheres the fake field goal practice at, marty?

[No1BroncoFan]

Ok. I got another idea. How 'bout "Hottest Chief Cheerleader." ;D

Ben

[youcandoit1687]

Ok. I got another idea. How 'bout "Hottest Chief Cheerleader." ;D

Ben

mon dieu....

[alanm]

You know guys, No rival fan can bash the Chiefs like a Chiefs fan. We've got decades of practice. ;D

[Atlas]

I just need a damn good Tshirt. ;D

Here is the best bash Chef thread ever...........http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=28000&page=42&highlight=earn+rep

I'm so proud.

[Meck77]

Only 42 pages of Chief smak huh? That thread didn't go anywhere.

[Kaylore]

Here is the best bash Chef thread ever...........http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=28000&page=42&highlight=earn+rep

I'm so proud.
I nominated that thread for random thread of the year. :)

[Odysseus]

You try entirely too hard.

I take it you have yet to get laid.

A cat might help. Ask Mock.

What am I going to do with a USED cat?

[GreatBronco16]

What am I going to do with a USED cat?


Take pictures of it and call it the new and improved Chiefs defense?

[Odysseus]

Take pictures of it and call it the new and improved Chiefs defense?

The Mock ruined kitty defense?

I guess that is better than last year's Swiss cheese defense.

The year before "Return of Goonther"

The year before "Curse of the Broncos part II". (I think Greg Robinson left a voodoo doll somewhere in the building.)


The last time I had any respect towards the Chiefs defense was 2000. That year their defense died and has never recovered.

[crazyhorse]

Legend in your own mind. If posting twaddle worthy of a 13 year old newbie troll makes you feel like a man then I'm sure TJ is happy to provide the therapy. You might toss him something via Paypal to show your appreciation.

Women....always after a mans wallet.

Perhaps when you toss TJ a little "twaddle", Ill toss him a little money.

Deal?

[crazyhorse]

The Mock ruined kitty defense?

I guess that is better than last year's Swiss cheese defense.

The year before "Return of Goonther"

The year before "Curse of the Broncos part II". (I think Greg Robinson left a voodoo doll somewhere in the building.)


The last time I had any respect towards the Chiefs defense was 2000. That year their defense died and has never recovered.

Wasn't that the same time Elway died? Hows your recovery going? Tell me again how "splinters" Cutler is the second coming of Elway. That stuff never gets old.

[Odysseus]

Wasn't that the same time Elway died? Hows yor recovery going? Tell me again how "splinters" Cutler is the second coming of Elway. That stuff never gets old.

RIP Derrick Thomas

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derrick_Thomas

It's too bad nothing is sacred with Chiefs fans.

[crazyhorse]

RIP Derrick Thomas

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derrick_Thomas

It's too bad nothing is sacred with Chiefs fans.

yawn

[Odysseus]

yawn

Keep your mouth open. Let me see if I can get you and Bob hooked up.

[crazyhorse]

Keep your mouth open. Let me see if I can get you and Bob hooked up.

You've been in the desert too long my friend.

[Odysseus]

You've been in the desert too long my friend.

Geez Crazy. You wrecked it. Bob is going to be really disappointed. I guess it's back to the goat for him. Poor goat.

[Tredici]

Women....always after a mans wallet.

Perhaps when you toss TJ a little "twaddle", Ill toss him a little money.

Deal?

That's okay cwazy. I'll be glad to send TJ a little extra cash to cover a squatter deadbeat like you.

[crazyhorse]

That's okay cwazy. I'll be glad to send TJ a little extra cash to cover a squatter deadbeat like you.

So how much have you donated to the site to date?

Just asking.

[Tredici]

So how much have you donated to the site to date?

Just asking.

I do my share. -- And apparently yours.

[crazyhorse]

I do my share. -- And apparently yours.

How much is that in dollars?

BTW, make an extra big donation for me this year. I feel very generous.

Though my donations likely haven't been as big as some on the board. I have made an effort in the past to give a little. So when you talk of squatters your probably insulting at least half of the posters on the mane.

For the record, when I do make another donation it wont be because you're goading me to do it. If you're worried about it, I suggest you challenge the other maners and yourself to give. Setting such an example can only inspire others to do the same.

[Spider]

How much is that in dollars?

BTW, make an extra big donation for me this year. I feel very generous.

Though my donations likely haven't been as big as some on the board. I have made an effort in the past to give a little. So when you talk of squatters your probably insulting at least half of the posters on the mane.

For the record, when I do make another donation it wont be because you're goading me to do it. If you're worried about it, I suggest you challenge the other maners and yourself to give. Setting such an example can only inspire others to do the same.
isnt that nice ........ Now Crazy only if you could get people to help the iligitimate Kids of Derrick Thomas ...........

[crazyhorse]

isnt that nice ........ Now Crazy only if you could get people to help the iligitimate Kids of Derrick Thomas ...........

You should worry about your own illegitimate kids

[Spider]

You should worry about your own illegitimate kids
Naw ...... they are fine ......but DT's are not , and since you understand the art of raising money , and a chief fan , you should be out on the forefront for DT's kids ...........

[Odysseus]

Get this printed on a shirt with the caption "Enjoy the view, Chiefs fans."

Ben

Why is Bob here? He brings nothing but the same old tired crap. What little amusement value he used to bring wore too thin to see long ago. Now that the average IQ of the board has dropped, I guess I'll have to simply add another member to the ignore list. Congratulations Bob, you've finally made an elite list!

--Nice Sig Ben. :giggle: It's been around awhile but it makes for good bump thread bait.

[Tredici]

How much is that in dollars?

BTW, make an extra big donation for me this year. I feel very generous.

Though my donations likely haven't been as big as some on the board. I have made an effort in the past to give a little. So when you talk of squatters your probably insulting at least half of the posters on the mane.

For the record, when I do make another donation it wont be because you're goading me to do it. If you're worried about it, I suggest you challenge the other maners and yourself to give. Setting such an example can only inspire others to do the same.

The only person who needs to know the amount of my contributions is TJ. But I did ask him to credit the one I sent today on behalf of you.

The board was created for "Broncomaniacs" hence you get referred to as a squatter.

I have no control over what other posters here choose to do or not do. As far as showing my appreciation of what TJ offers, my conscience is clear.

[Kaylore]

The only person who needs to know the amount of my contributions is TJ. But I did ask him to credit the one I sent today on behalf of you.

ROFL! I just did the same thing. Let's all pitch in to help keep a place for the mentally challenged Chief fans to play. Bob and Crazy will be our poster boys. We should call it the "retard drive".

[crazyhorse]

The only person who needs to know the amount of my contributions is TJ. But I did ask him to credit the one I sent today on behalf of you.

The board was created for "Broncomaniacs" hence you get referred to as a squatter.

I have no control over what other posters here choose to do or not do. As far as showing my appreciation of what TJ offers, my conscience is clear.

The term was "squatter deadbeat".

How does eating your hat taste?

Glad I was able to help you clear your concience.

[crazyhorse]

ROFL! I just did the same thing. Let's all pitch in to help keep a place for the mentally challenged Chief fans to play. Bob and Crazy will be our poster boys. We should call it the "retard drive".

Never let it be said, Crazy' doesn't contribute to this forum. My mere presence pays the site dollars and cents.

The comedy gold generated slapping you around is paying off.

If starting a "retard drive" helps fund the site, then so be it. Glad to be of service.

[ICON]

ROFL! I just did the same thing. Let's all pitch in to help keep a place for the mentally challenged Chief fans to play. Bob and Crazy will be our poster boys. We should call it the "retard drive".
ROFL!

[Tredici]

The term was "squatter deadbeat".

How does eating your hat taste?

Glad I was able to help you clear your concience.

Let's not re-invent history. This is a Bronco Forum you use for "THERAPY". Not paying for "THERAPY" makes one a deadbeat.

Living on someone else's land makes you a SQUATTER.

So no reason to even have a hint of hat taste here.

You have nothing to do with my clear conscience. I regularly pay my dues here and donate to charity. So you aren't anything special in either case.

[ZachKC]

Weird thread.

[elsid13]

Weird thread.


It the preseason smack talking thread. Every one needs to get in shape after the off season ;D

[crazyhorse]

Let's not re-invent history. This is a Bronco Forum you use for "THERAPY". Not paying for "THERAPY" makes one a deadbeat.

Living on someone else's land makes you a SQUATTER.

So no reason to even have a hint of hat taste here.

You have nothing to do with my clear conscience. I regularly pay my dues here and donate to charity. So you aren't anything special in either case.

As I have stated, I have given in the past.

How does this make me a deadbeat?

BTW, your post was a weak attempt at spinning.

[Tredici]

As I have stated, I have given in the past.

How does this make me a deadbeat?

BTW, your post was a weak attempt at spinning.

Strong attempt at truth though.

[BroncoFanCam]

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/3634/queefs3mi.gif

[ksBRONCOfan]

LOL That shirt is awesome!