USC or TEXAS?

[Vegas_Bronco]

USC and TEXAS will be in Rose Bowl again in 2009. These two schools have consumed all HS top 100 scouts. USC has agreements from 5 of the top 32 players in the country! Texas has 8 of the top 100 recruits... This is incredible considering recruiting regulations!

http://scout.scout.com/a.z?s=73&p=9&c=4&pid=88&yr=2007

So put yourself in the place of these young whipper snappers and tell me which school would you choose....TEXAS OR USC? This is ridiculous...I can't wait for Texas to fall flat on their face again having a great year until they face some mid-range conference foe and lose their whole season - :wiggle: and then USC to go undefeated and lose in the Rose Bowl again ^5

[shakenbake]

USC and TEXAS will be in Rose Bowl again in 2009. These two schools have consumed all HS top 100 scouts. USC has agreements from 5 of the top 32 players in the country! Texas has 8 of the top 100 recruits... This is incredible considering recruiting regulations!

http://scout.scout.com/a.z?s=73&p=9&c=4&pid=88&yr=2007

So put yourself in the place of these young whipper snappers and tell me which school would you choose....TEXAS OR USC? This is ridiculous...I can't wait for Texas to fall flat on their face again having a great year until they face some mid-range conference foe and lose their whole season - :wiggle: and then USC to go undefeated and lose in the Rose Bowl again ^5

Obvioiusly, Texas is the place to be. As far as falling on thier faces I think you will find out pretty early this year what Texas will be made of seeing how in week 2 they play Ohio State.

[Gcver2ver3]

Get a clue fellas.....Notre Dame will be the next college football dynasty for years to come

[ludo21]

Nope, ASU. ;D

[Kaylore]

Get a clue fellas.....Notre Dame will be the next college football dynasty for years to come
Temple Owls, baby!

[Gcver2ver3]

Temple Owls, baby!

http://www.maxwaugh.com/images/nd04/quinn.jpg
I rest my case............

[Jesterhole]

Austin is about 100 times cooler than LA. I've lived in both, and it's not even close.

[SoCalBronco]

Recruiting rankings are not all they are cracked up to be. I'd take a 3 star Florida kid over a 5 star NY kid. And its not even close. To me, the rankings arent as important as location. If the kid played his ball in Florida (preferably South Florida), New Jersey, Western PA, Texas, Louisiana or Southern California, there is a better chance that he'll end up being a good college player than perhaps an even rated or higher rated prospect from a different area.

[TexanBob]

Almost all of Texas' signings are in-state players. They could go outside of the state more if they wanted to but they seem to be happy with the in-state talent that's available. Plus, any really good Texas player that the Longhorns don't recruit will likely become a Sooner or an Aggie with a chip on his shoulder.

And SoCal is right that you can hardly judge a thing by recruiting rankings. I can't tell you how many blue chippers I've seen come to Austin and didn't pan out or were really no more than average. It's a bigger crapshoot than the NFL draft (and we all know how unpredictable that is).

[Northman]

UVA all the way. We are making our move. :)

[Jason in LA]

Live in Texas, or LA? I don't know, it's a tough call...I think. ;D

[broncofan]

Temple Owls, baby!

Hilarious!

Boy, am I proud. What a great time to be an Owl :strong:

[Inkana7]

Recruiting rankings are not all they are cracked up to be. I'd take a 3 star Florida kid over a 5 star NY kid. And its not even close. To me, the rankings arent as important as location. If the kid played his ball in Florida (preferably South Florida), New Jersey, Western PA, Texas, Louisiana or Southern California, there is a better chance that he'll end up being a good college player than perhaps an even rated or higher rated prospect from a different area.
What about Ohio? Great recruits come from my home state.

[epicSocialism4tw]

Texas is always stacked, play in the Big 12, and have a great NFL platform. Football players are treated like royalty all across the state and especially in Austin. Austin is beautiful, UT has a great campus and student life, and the ocean is fairly close. There are tons of things to do for athletes in the area.

If Im trying to play pro football, I choose Texas 10 out of 10 times. In Texas, football is king. Pro prosepects are like pennies here. You can find them on the street anywhere.



As far as who's going to be better, I think that you have to think that Texas will be the better team, but will probably have a worse record because they play in the Big 12. I think that OU wins the Big 12 this year. USC has a free ride through the uberweak Pac 10 every season, so they should have a nice record.

[Kid A]

USC and TEXAS will be in Rose Bowl again in 2009. These two schools have consumed all HS top 100 scouts. USC has agreements from 5 of the top 32 players in the country! Texas has 8 of the top 100 recruits... This is incredible considering recruiting regulations!

http://scout.scout.com/a.z?s=73&p=9&c=4&pid=88&yr=2007

So put yourself in the place of these young whipper snappers and tell me which school would you choose....TEXAS OR USC? This is ridiculous...I can't wait for Texas to fall flat on their face again having a great year until they face some mid-range conference foe and lose their whole season - :wiggle: and then USC to go undefeated and lose in the Rose Bowl again ^5

Both look set for the next few years, but I would be surprised if they don't both stumble a couple of times this season. New QB's will take some time, though both will have plenty of talent around them. Plus both have to play Nebraska :wiggle:

[SureShot]

USC and TEXAS will be in Rose Bowl again in 2009. These two schools have consumed all HS top 100 scouts. USC has agreements from 5 of the top 32 players in the country! Texas has 8 of the top 100 recruits... This is incredible considering recruiting regulations!

http://scout.scout.com/a.z?s=73&p=9&c=4&pid=88&yr=2007

So put yourself in the place of these young whipper snappers and tell me which school would you choose....TEXAS OR USC? This is ridiculous...I can't wait for Texas to fall flat on their face again having a great year until they face some mid-range conference foe and lose their whole season - :wiggle: and then USC to go undefeated and lose in the Rose Bowl again ^5

Jerry and I agree. We would rather play at Folsom Field.

16380

[anthonypacino]

Neither, Ohio St. will be running the show now, then and forever...lol USC will probably start dropping off as soon as Pete Carroll tries his luck in the NFL again.

[Drunk Monkey]

http://www.maxwaugh.com/images/nd04/quinn.jpg
I rest my case............


Irish Baby, I can't wait for next year. We are finally back.

[Smiling Assassin27]

Get a clue fellas.....Notre Dame will be the next college football dynasty for years to come

what he said...

[Bronco_Beerslug]

Austin is about 100 times cooler than LA. I've lived in both, and it's not even close.
Not unlike LA, Austin has horrible traffic now and getting worse every day!

[Drunk Monkey]

Austin is about 100 times cooler than LA. I've lived in both, and it's not even close.


It depends where in LA. If you had to live where USC is then Def Austin. USC is in a really bad part of town but the Hills and beach aren't that far away. Austin is a cool city but much less relevant in the eyes of the world and has less to do.

[epicSocialism4tw]

It depends where in LA. If you had to live where USC is then Def Austin. USC is in a really bad part of town but the Hills and beach aren't that far away. Austin is a cool city but much less relevant in the eyes of the world and has less to do.

Not if you include Galveston, Mustang Island, San Antonio, San Marcos, and the great state parks in the area. If you are an athlete, there is TONS of stuff to do around Austin. Those guys are given the royal treatment.

[shakenbake]

Not unlike LA, Austin has horrible traffic now and getting worse every day!

LA doesn't have bad traffic, wow who knew. As far as the traffic problems go here in Austin, it is way overstated. I have lived in LA and now live in Austin and its not even close as far as traffic goes. I can get anywhere in town in less that 30 min durring rush hour. Not to mention they will be opening up a new toll road in septemeber that will hopefully get alot of the trucks off 35 and relieve some of the traffic.

I think the people who live here complain about the traffic but haven't lived in cities like LA that have real traffic problems.

[Drunk Monkey]

Not if you include Galveston, Mustang Island, San Antonio, San Marcos, and the great state parks in the area. If you are an athlete, there is TONS of stuff to do around Austin. Those guys are given the royal treatment.

It depends on the person and the way you live your life. You can't ski in the morning and surf in the afternoon in Austin like LA.

If I was a real bas a$$ I would pick LA because it has a bigger media market. Linart and Bush definitely received more media attention then Young over the length of there collage careers. They could make more from endorsements initially and had the oppertunity to show case there ability to basically everyone.

As for being treated like royalty I think each and every one of us would be more then happy with the treatment that players gets from any of top 20 schools and there communities.

[epicSocialism4tw]

It depends on the person and the way you live your life. You can't ski in the morning and surf in the afternoon in Austin like LA.

If I was a real bas a$$ I would pick LA because it has a bigger media market. Linart and Bush definitely received more media attention then Young over the length of there collage careers. They could make more from endorsements initially and had the oppertunity to show case there ability to basically everyone.

As for being treated like royalty I think each and every one of us would be more then happy with the treatment that players gets from any of top 20 schools and there communities.

The media market is huge, but ultimately the scouting gets the job done and scouts know that Texas usually has great prospects across the board. Not only Texas, but also the other big time Big 12 programs. I would like to know for certain, but Im pretty sure that Texas is usually top 5 in regards to total players drafted and draft position.

Just look at Leinart and Bush. Bush was christened the NFL's LeBron James by the media and was chosen after an NCState defensive lineman. Leinart was considered this grande personality and the best QB in the draft, but when scouts got a look at Young, they chose the Texas kid with the great ability. Substance over shine.

If you want to play in the NFL, Texas seems like the better fit.

If you want to try and fit in with the Hollywood crowd, you probably would choose USC.

[Bronco_Beerslug]

LA doesn't have bad traffic, wow who knew. As far as the traffic problems go here in Austin, it is way overstated. I have lived in LA and now live in Austin and its not even close as far as traffic goes. I can get anywhere in town in less that 30 min durring rush hour. Not to mention they will be opening up a new toll road in septemeber that will hopefully get alot of the trucks off 35 and relieve some of the traffic.

I think the people who live here complain about the traffic but haven't lived in cities like LA that have real traffic problems.
Yeah, right. My trips through there during rush hour average about 90 minutes (3.5 hours one trip last month).

[Drunk Monkey]

The media market is huge, but ultimately the scouting gets the job done and scouts know that Texas usually has great prospects across the board. Not only Texas, but also the other big time Big 12 programs. I would like to know for certain, but Im pretty sure that Texas is usually top 5 in regards to total players drafted and draft position.

Just look at Leinart and Bush. Bush was christened the NFL's LeBron James by the media and was chosen after an NCState defensive lineman. Leinart was considered this grande personality and the best QB in the draft, but when scouts got a look at Young, they chose the Texas kid with the great ability. Substance over shine.

If you want to play in the NFL, Texas seems like the better fit.

If you want to try and fit in with the Hollywood crowd, you probably would choose USC.



If you want to play in the NFL you go to Miami.

[anthonypacino]

Irish Baby, I can't wait for next year. We are finally back.
How did that final game go for you guys last year?

[Drunk Monkey]

How did that final game go for you guys last year?


It required copious amounts of alcohol to get over. hence "next year"

[shakenbake]

Yeah, right. My trips through there during rush hour average about 90 minutes (3.5 hours one trip last month).


I guess if you're trying to get from South Austin to Round Rock or vise versa then yea you're looking at a pretty good commute. But I can get from N. Austin to Downtown in less than 30 min everytime durring rush hour or from south Austin to downtown.

[anthonypacino]

It required copious amounts of alcohol to get over. hence "next year"
lol I felt the same way after the 3 point loss to Texas. I can't wait for the rematch. It is going to be a great year for college football.

[epicSocialism4tw]

lol I felt the same way after the 3 point loss to Texas. I can't wait for the rematch. It is going to be a great year for college football.

Adrian Peterson + Rhett Bomar = National Championship.

Boomer Sooners!

[shakenbake]

lol I felt the same way after the 3 point loss to Texas. I can't wait for the rematch. It is going to be a great year for college football.

I will be there. It is interesting there are some here in Austin who are upset that the game starts at 7:30pm. I guess there was some talk about a Noon kickoff to expose Ohio State to some Texas heat. I was at a game with a noon kickoff last year and in the bleachers it was 115 degrees.

Hopefully, the rematch will be as good as the first game.

[epicSocialism4tw]

If you want to play in the NFL you go to Miami.

But you choose Texas over USC.

Miami and Texas are probably the top two recruiting schools on a consistent basis. I agree that Miami has typically been a step up though.

[anthonypacino]

I will be there. It is interesting there are some here in Austin who are upset that the game starts at 7:30pm. I guess there was some talk about a Noon kickoff to expose Ohio State to some Texas heat. I was at a game with a noon kickoff last year and in the bleachers it was 115 degrees.

Hopefully, the rematch will be as good as the first game.
Well it was a primetime game at the Shoe last year and it had a Big 12 crew working it, now the Big 10 refs will be in Austin (never understood that I thought they were supposed to be unpartial?) I would really like to go to that game since it it the closest to CO the Bucks will be visiting.

[Jesterhole]

Austin is a cool city but much less relevant in the eyes of the world and has less to do.

Which is exactly why it's 100 times cooler. I'm in LA, and everyone here *wants* something. In Austin, everyone is content to live and be happy in an awesome place.

The only thing LA has over Austin is the weather. And if you live in the Valley, then you don't even get that advantage.

[Drunk Monkey]

Which is exactly why it's 100 times cooler. I'm in LA, and everyone here *wants* something. In Austin, everyone is content to live and be happy in an awesome place.

The only thing LA has over Austin is the weather. And if you live in the Valley, then you don't even get that advantage.


I lived in LA for 5 years while I was in Collage. I had a blast and would not trade that time for anything. Now, 5 years out I would not move back. In Texas I can buy a house, save some money and plan for the future. In LA it is all for the moment unless you have a really really good job. At that age it was where I wanted to be. Now, no way.

[shakenbake]

Not to mention by the begining of the season they will have a new High Def LCD monitor that will be the largest in the world 134ft wide and 55ft tall.

http://www.statesman.com/sports/content/sports/stories/longhorns/05/10texfoot.html
A month ago, the Miami Dolphins unveiled their new scoreboard, hailed as the largest high-definition video screen in the world. By July, when the Texas Longhorns' new scoreboard is expected to be in place at Royal-Memorial Stadium, the Dolphins will have to be content with having the world's second-largest big-screen TV.

The University of Texas' high-definition LED scoreboard will be 134 feet wide and 55 feet high and will replace the 10-year-old, far smaller scoreboard in the south end zone. The Dolphins' largest scoreboard (they have two) is 140 by 50 feet, according to Mark Steinkamp, marketing and sales support manager of Daktronics, the South Dakota company that designed both boards.

[azbroncfan]

If you want to play in the NFL you go to Miami.
and you can live the NFL lifestyle while in college.

[TexanBob]

and you can live the NFL lifestyle while in college.

Complete with frequent interactions with the law enforcement community and fathering three kids from three different mothers.
LOL

[Saddletramp]

Get a clue fellas.....Notre Dame will be the next college football dynasty for years to come
University of Oklahoma Sooners.







:militia:

[defenseman]

HUSKERS!!!!!!...dman

[TexanBob]

After saying most of the Texas recruiting class are from Texas schools, it appears the 2007 recruiting class is more diverse than usual. Mack Brown's strategy is to bring in guys *before* their senior year and try to get verbals.
They already have the five top-ranked players in the state giving verbal commitments to play in Austin.

The most intriguing guy they have so far is a QB named Johnny Brantley out of Ocala, FL. Family and coaches are all Florida Gators but Brantley wanted to be a Longhorn rather than follow Chris Leak. Brantley was successfully running a pro level offense last year in high school including check-offs at the line, looking the safeties off the play, etc. His head coach, former Gator and NFL quarterback Kerwin Bell, says the kid just kept absorbing more stuff so Bell finally just threw the whole NFL playbook at him and the kid picked it right up.

The two kids fighting to replace Vince Young this year may have to look over their shoulders in another year or two.

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

I'm going to catch hell from SoCal and many others, but everyone should watch out for Florida. They are going to have the best offense in the country next year and for the foreseeable future.

[shakenbake]

How could I forget to throw in the BBQ factor. Great BBQ here in Austin

[SoCalBronco]

I'm going to catch hell from SoCal and many others, but everyone should watch out for Florida. They are going to have the best offense in the country next year and for the foreseeable future.

I like their offensive system and I really like all the WR talent they are amassing but Leak doesn't fit their offense. He can execute the dropback part of their game, but he just isn't the type of athlete to execute the zone read,speed option, triple option and shovel option stuff they do from the shotgun. He's a dropback passer in a system that requires a good runner.

They will be very powerful on offense when he exits from the scene but he is holding them down, its not really his fault, there really isnt anything he can do, he can't make himself a running QB, he is what he is, a good, but not great pocket passer. They recruited a great QB for this style of offense in Josh Portis a year ago, but I am not sure if he is still part of the program and ofcourse they got Tim Tebow last year. He's supposed to be really smart, but the key is whether he can run. Everything depends on a running QB. Without an athlete at QB, the DEs will crash on the zone read play and force the QB to run it himself. Even on the options, they will keep crashing just like everyone in the SEC did last year and assign the next defender to the option back so that the QB is forced to run it. It's a good gamble. The SEC is perennially filled with speedy LBs who can get to the perimeter before the OL catches them in the wash, when you combine that with an immobile QB as well, it is trouble for the offense.

Meyer's system is great, and he is starting to get some big time athletes into it, but he is lacking the athletic QB, at least for this year. I agree though, for the forseeable future, Florida will be powerful.

[Vegas_Bronco]

At the U of Miami I learned to put together a sentence, a life sentence. Take a bite out of time and go to Miami!

- McGruff (the Crime Dog)


True Blonde Joke

USC cheerleader following the winning touchdown by UT — This is best "blonde" joke I've ever seen! (All these colors look the same)


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[Vegas_Bronco]

Did you hear about the UT fan who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
She can't touch it until she's fourteen.
What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a UT fan?
The good ol' boy raises livestock.
The UT fan gets emotionally involved.
How do you know when you're staying in a Knoxville hotel?
When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the front desk says "go ahead."
How can you tell if a UT fan is married?
There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Knoxville to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Knoxville?
A documentary.
How many UT fans does it take eat a 'possum?
Two. One to eat, and one to watch out for traffic.
Where was the toothbrush invented?
Knoxville. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.
Tennessee State trooper pulls over an orange and white pickup truck on I-40. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"
The driver says, "Bout what?"
Why did O. J. Simpson want to move to Knoxville?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Did you hear that the UT President's home was burned down?
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
A new law recently passed in Knoxville:
When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.
What's the best thing to ever come out of Knoxville?
I-40.West
What do you get when you have 32 UT fans in the same room?
A full set of teeth
Why do UT football players wear button-fly jeans?
So the sheep won't hear the zipper.
Somebody yelled "Hoe-down" and all the UT cheerleaders hit the floor.
What is the difference between a UT fan and a puppy?
A puppy eventually stops whining.
Why do Tennessee fans wear orange all weekend?
Because they can wear it huntin' on Friday, to Neyland Stadium on Saturday, and to pick up trash by the side of the road on Sunday.
Why don't they teach drivers education and sex educaton on the same day at UT?
They don't want to wear out the mule.
What's the difference between UT men and UT coeds?
The men can spit further.
How do you come to own a small business in Tennessee?
Start a large business and put a UT grad in charge of it.
What is the most common line used by an UT alum?
Would you like fries with that?
What's the best road sign in Knoxville, TN?
Nashville, 177 miles
#1 Lie Told in Knoxville:
I was just helping that sheep over the fence!!!!!
Hear about the UT students that were 2 hours late to class?
The escalator was stuck....
Did you hear about the Vol that broke his leg raking leaves?
He fell out of the tree.
Why does the Tennessee football team wear uniforms made out of polyester?
No virgin wool within a hundred miles of Knoxville!
Why does a UT grad place his diploma on the dashboard?
So he can park in a handicapped zone!
What do you call a drug ring in Knoxville?
A huddle.
What do UT grads call Vanderbilt grads?
BOSS!
The UT football team was placed in a remedial English class. The professor asked the class, "Does anyone know what comes after a sentence?" All of the players raised their hands. "The appeal," they shouted..
What's the number one pickup line in Knoxville?
Nice Tooth.
Two UT football players and a UT basketball player are all in the same car. Who's driving?
The sheriff..
How many UT students does it take to change a tire?
Only one, but he gets four hours credit and it counts as a lab science.
How many UT freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
None, it's a sophomore course.
What does the average UT football player get on his S.A.T.'s?
Drool.
Tennessee Entrance Exam - Football Edition
Time Limit: 3 WKS
1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - OR - give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare toa. build a bridge
b. sail the ocean
c. lead an army or
d. WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one) a. Jewish
b. Catholic
c. Hindu
d. Polish
e. Agnostic

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far north called? a. Westerners
b. Southerners
c. Northerners

9. Spell -- Bush, Carter or Clinton
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from? a. Macy's
b. a 7-11
c. Canada
d. the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? a. yes
b. no

13. What are coat hangers used for?
14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?
15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium - OR - spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges? a. New York
b. Florida
c. Canada
d. Wisconsin

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?
19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

20. The University of Tennessee tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)? a. B.C.
b. A.D.
c. still waiting

*You must answer three or more questions correctly to qualify
A Vanderbilt fan and a Tennessee fan were fighting side-by-side in World War II, and both were captured and sentenced to die by firing squad. The Tennessee man was stood up before the firing squad and the guard asked him if he had any last request. He thought for a second, then asked them to play Rocky Top one last time. They asked the Vanderbilt fan for his last request and he said, "Shoot me first."
One day a teacher asked her class, "How many of you like the Vols?" All of the class raised their hands except for one little girl.
The teacher asked, "If you don't like the Vols, whom do you like?"
The little girl said, "I like the Commodores!"
The teacher then asked her why she liked the Commodores. The girl replied, "My Mommy is a Commodore and my Daddy is a Commodore so that makes me a Commodore!"
The teacher then asked," Well, if your Mommy was a moron and your Daddy was a moron what would that make you?"
The little girl said," That would make me a Vol!
UT has considered changing its fight song from "Rocky Top" to "Jailhouse Rock."
The NCAA has moved a branch office to the UT campus to cut down on travel expenses.
A tornado recently hit Knoxville and did $2 million worth of improvement.
Happiness is seeing Knoxville, Tennessee in your rearview mirror.
UT basketball players can do practically everything with the ball but sign it.
What is orange and white, 100 yards long and has two front teeth?
The front row at Neyland Stadium
A good season at UT means not being investigated by the NCAA.
Will Rogers obviously never met Phil Fulmer.
Some people think "007" refers to the GPA of the UT football team.
Last year's UT homecoming queen was so ugly that when they took her to the top of the Hill, she was attacked by a plane.
The only thing that could make the UT team happier than winning the national championship is if they made shoplifting legal.
The UT football team recently voted The Price is Right their favorite show because it reminds them so much of their recruitment.
The Knoxville police often borrow UT players for lineups to make the setting more realistic.
Did you hear about the Nashville politician who was found dead in a Tennessee jersey?
The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his family from the embarrassment.
Did you hear about the UT football player who was such a poor reader that he belonged to the Page of the Month club?
Did you hear about the UT fan who was so obnoxious that when he talks to his plants... they turn away?
Did you hear about the Vol who was such a slow reader he had to go back to the optometrist the second time to finish the eye chart?
Did you hear about the new parachute developed at UT? It opens on impact.
Two UT football players were preparing for a math exam. One asked the other, "How many degrees are there in a circle?" After considerable thought the second asked, "How big is the circle?"
A Vol fan decides to raise chickens. So, he goes to the feed store and buys some chicks. He takes the chicks home, and plants them with their heads sticking up. He waters them, but they die.
He goes back to the feed store and tells the proprietor that he bought defective chicks, and gets another set. This time he plants them with their heads sticking down. He waters them, but they die.
He then sends a letter to University of Tennessee Agriculture Department, describing the problem. They send a letter back asking for a soil sample.
A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey bartender, I know a great UT joke. You want to hear it?" The bartender says, "Well, before you tell it I should probably tell you that I went to UT. And you see those two big guys sitting next to you -- they were linebackers for the Vol football team. And those two guys on your other side -- they're Marines, and they used to be in the ROTC at UT. Now, are you sure you really want to tell that UT joke?"
The guys thinks and says "No, I'd hate to explain it five times."
How do you get a one armed Vol out of a tree?
Wave.
You have just received the "Volunteer Virus" !!!!! Since we don't know how to write programs yet, this virus works on the honor system. Please delete all files from your hard drive and forward this to everyone on your mailing list. Thanks for your cooperation...... University of Tennessee, Computer Science Dept.
What happened to the UT hockey team?
They drowned in spring training
Did you hear about the Florida Gator that transferred to UT?
He raised the IQ of both schools!
What do you call 144 UT fans? Gross Ignorance!
What's the UT cheer? "I'm a Vol , I'm a Vol, I'm a V.O.....ah, oh well.. I'm a Vol, I'm a Vol, yea yea yea..."
A Vol grad got a job at an east Tennessee sawmill. Just before lunch on his first day, he lost a finger. When asked how he lost it, he replied, "I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi...Damn! There goes another one!"
Why don't UT coeds make love with the lights on? Because it runs down the battery on the pickup.
What's the difference between a porcupine and Neyland Stadium?
A porcupine has pricks on the outside.
Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a Tennessee fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the UT fan - twice.
What do you call a female Vol fan who takes birth control pills?
A humanitarian.
Why are rectal thermometers banned in Knoxville?
They cause too much brain damage.
How do you know when you are near Knoxville?
When you honk your horn, all the sheep back up to the fence.
Did you hear about the Vol who got killed while hunting?
He bent down to examine some tracks and got hit by a train!
Three SEC fans were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country. The first one, a Alabama fan was placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out, "Earthquake!"
The firing squad fell into a panic and the Alabama fan jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion.
The second person, a Florida fan was placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and the Florida fan pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given the fan yelled out "Tornado!"
Again the squad fell apart and the Florida fan slipped over the wall.
The last person, a UT fan, was placed against the wall. He was thinking "I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall."
He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled.........................
"Fire!"

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[TexanBob]

Was that for Jay Cutler?

[Vegas_Bronco]

Was that for Jay Cutler?

Yup!

[youcandoit1687]

At the U of Miami I learned to put together a sentence, a life sentence. Take a bite out of time and go to Miami!

- McGruff (the Crime Dog)


True Blonde Joke

USC cheerleader following the winning touchdown by UT — This is best "blonde" joke I've ever seen! (All these colors look the same)


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16406 u mean this one?