Don't drink & drive & watch porn

[Clockwork Orange]

Please learn from Eddie Griffin's mistake. (http://www.realgm.com/src_wiretap_archives/41195/20060630/wolves_forward_eddie_griffin_served_with_civil_sui t/)

It's a long article, but here are the lowlights.

While the Timberwolves were introducing their 2006 draft picks at Target Center on Thursday, current center Eddie Griffin was served with a civil suit accusing him of crashing his SUV into a parked car because he was drunk and watching a pornographic DVD.

It gets better......

Griffin told the Pioneer Press a day after the accident that he crashed his car because he was reaching for a cell phone that had fallen off his lap. The complaint, filed in St. Paul District Court, alleges the crash occurred because he was "under the influence of alcohol" and masturbating while watching pornography on a TV set in his dashboard.

Wow. Just, wow.

http://www.bbv-net.de/layout/fotos/180x143/TIMBERWOLVES_MAVERICKS_BASKETBALL_DNA10443a678ac06 52.jpg

Careful Dirk, you don't know where that hand has been. ;D

[Man-Goblin]

Isn't there a man law against this? Oh wait, wrong Eddie Griffin.

[watermock]

The Love Boat:
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[55CrushEm]

Unbelievable....Who in the hell can't wait untill they get home to pull the pork?

[Archie]

wow - clearly these people don't have any brain cells.. just ridiculous amounts of money.

[NaptownChief]

Unbelievable....Who in the hell can't wait untill they get home to pull the pork?



Probably guys who have DVD players in their dashboards playing porn flicks.

[RhymesayersDU]

I don't drink and drive because I might spill my drink.

As for the porn.... yikes.

[KipCorrington25]

The scary thing that's not mentioned is that this particular movie featured the women of the WNBA.

[RhymesayersDU]

The scary thing that's not mentioned is that this particular movie featured the women of the WNBA.
Soooo.... Lesbian Porn Then?

[Dos Rios]

That's what I'm going to call it from now on: "reaching for a cell phone".

[watermock]

An ex girlfriend was famous for her goldielocks on Sante Fe. This trucker almost crashed.

[dbfan4life]

That's what I'm going to call it from now on: "reaching for a cell phone".

Imagine!! "Honey, why are you taking so long in the shower? Just reaching for my cell phone babe!" Ha!

[Nuggets4]

I would have loved it if this news could have come out next week. I've been waiting for a reason to use this graphic as my signature, and Eddie gave me the perfect one. However, I just put up the Stern for Prez sig and don't want to change it yet.

DAMN YOU EDDIE!

[Atlas]

Please learn from Eddie Griffin's mistake. (http://www.realgm.com/src_wiretap_archives/41195/20060630/wolves_forward_eddie_griffin_served_with_civil_sui t/)

It's a long article, but here are the lowlights.

While the Timberwolves were introducing their 2006 draft picks at Target Center on Thursday, current center Eddie Griffin was served with a civil suit accusing him of crashing his SUV into a parked car because he was drunk and watching a pornographic DVD.

It gets better......

Griffin told the Pioneer Press a day after the accident that he crashed his car because he was reaching for a cell phone that had fallen off his lap. The complaint, filed in St. Paul District Court, alleges the crash occurred because he was "under the influence of alcohol" and masturbating while watching pornography on a TV set in his dashboard.




Who hasn't done that before???

[watermock]

Who hasn't done that before???

What is all the fuss about?

He was just reaching for a tissue!

I think that Lexus should address a class action lawsuit.

[Dudeskey]

wow, don't drink, jerk off and drive. A deadly combo indeed.

[RhymesayersDU]

Upon thinking about this a little more, we're all missing the real issue here:

The issue is, after all, how bad must Eddie Griffin's game be that he has to jerk it in the car? Seriously, think now. He has an $8 million contract, he's an NBA player/celeb, he's in shape/good looking.

How could he possibly be that horny and in need of some pleasure that he couldn't wait until he got home?

The only possible conclusion is that Eddie Griffin has the saltiest game on the face of the planet. Easily. And they call Ryan Bowne geeky. Riiiiight.

[Dudeskey]

or maybe he's just a porn addict

[watermock]

I was reaching for my d...err...cell phone...

Can you possibly imagine this? All Air bags deployed, but the DVD is still running, he's drunk and he's got his pants down. I bet he was too stupid to even shut off the key.

[Arkansas Bronco]

I want to know who the **** he was wanting to call while he was wacking, Watchin porn and driving.

[sirhcyennek81]

Upon thinking about this a little more, we're all missing the real issue here:

The issue is, after all, how bad must Eddie Griffin's game be that he has to jerk it in the car? Seriously, think now. He has an $8 million contract, he's an NBA player/celeb, he's in shape/good looking.

How could he possibly be that horny and in need of some pleasure that he couldn't wait until he got home?

The only possible conclusion is that Eddie Griffin has the saltiest game on the face of the planet. Easily. And they call Ryan Bowne geeky. Riiiiight.



By that logic...why do married men beat off?

Men do that, its a form of relief, most guys take advantage. Not in a car watching porn ont he DVD headrests...you know some of these fools have screens in the backseat headrests. Imagine if you are that guy behind griffin while he's driving...


:Broncos:

[youcandoit1687]

I would have loved it if this news could have come out next week. I've been waiting for a reason to use this graphic as my signature, and Eddie gave me the perfect one. However, I just put up the Stern for Prez sig and don't want to change it yet.

DAMN YOU EDDIE!
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is that mock's cat? lol jw man

[RhymesayersDU]

By that logic...why do married men beat off?

Men do that, its a form of relief, most guys take advantage. Not in a car watching porn ont he DVD headrests...you know some of these fools have screens in the backseat headrests. Imagine if you are that guy behind griffin while he's driving...


:Broncos:
Because married couples don't have sex.

[Breck Bronc]

Soooo.... Lesbian Porn Then?I'd consider that to be bestiality with some of the horse faces in the WNBA.