What STATE are you? [Archive] - The Orange Mane - a Denver Broncos Fan Community

BroncoBuff

06-28-2006, 05:15 AM

This is NOT what I had in mind!

Click here (http://bluepyramid.org/ia/squiz.htm)

<img src="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/gr.gif"> 

You're the State of Greed! 
You were put on earth to make money and by golly, that's what you're
going to do. You remain convinced that everything Adam Smith said is literally true and
somehow believe that your self-interest will make everyone else happier, too. Even if it
doesn't, that's not going to make you lose as much sleep as government regulation might.
Though people warn you that your cutthroat business practices and shady kickbacks may
catch up with you someday, you rest assured knowing that once you've secured a monopoly,
there can be no consequences. 

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/squiz.htm">State Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

Rohirrim

06-28-2006, 06:16 AM

<img src="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/hi.gif"> 

You're Hawaii! 
When they first meet you, few people can tell whether you want to say
hello or goodbye. Either way, most of them will end up saying that you're their favorite
person to visit, if only they could afford the trip. But your soft and warm image is
belied by an explosive undercurrent in your personality than can leave you drenched with
tears or boiling with anger for days on end. You are rather fond of using plants as
clothing. 

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/squiz.htm">State Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

Man-Goblin

06-28-2006, 06:25 AM

<img src="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/dc.gif"> 

You're the District of Columbia! 
While you really like to believe you're in control of everything around
you, there is more than meets the eye. In spite of your attendance in several parades
and your almost unending ability to vote, you actually are getting taxed without being
represented! In spite of this shameful double-standard, you are still unendingly loyal
to your country and your flag. You love monuments, memorials, and museums. If you were
a type of berry, you would be a marionberry. 

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/squiz.htm">State Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

Arkansas Bronco

06-28-2006, 06:46 AM

<img src="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/ar.gif"> 

You're Arkansas! 
With a little hope and some small rocks, you can accomplish big things.
In the meantime, though, you could become a highly popular and utterly unremarkable
president of the United States! With aspirations as lofty as these, it's no surprise
that people sometimes think you're mediocre or even forget about your presence. You
also owe them an explanation about how the letter S is sometimes, but not always,
pronounced like a W. 

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/squiz.htm">State Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

Archie

06-28-2006, 06:59 AM

Doh!!!!

<img src="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/gr.gif"> 

You're the State of Greed! 
You were put on earth to make money and by golly, that's what you're
going to do. You remain convinced that everything Adam Smith said is literally true and
somehow believe that your self-interest will make everyone else happier, too. Even if it
doesn't, that's not going to make you lose as much sleep as government regulation might.
Though people warn you that your cutthroat business practices and shady kickbacks may
catch up with you someday, you rest assured knowing that once you've secured a monopoly,
there can be no consequences. 

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/squiz.htm">State Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

scorpio

06-28-2006, 07:17 AM

Heh.

<img src="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/co.gif"> 

You're Colorado! 
You really enjoy getting high. Even though it's often a lot of work, the
view from the top is almost always worth the effort. Your distance from others makes
your relationship with them rather rocky at times, but they do look up to you. Be very
careful around schools. And stop being quite so focused on the number 5,280! 

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/squiz.htm">State Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

Raider Bill

06-28-2006, 07:29 AM

<img src="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/nj.gif"> 

You're New Jersey! 
You don't just live in the suburbs, you define the culture of all
Surburbia. You drive everywhere you go, love to eat at diners, and pretend to have a
garden. While everyone knows that your house was built on a toxic waste dump, you do
your best to hide this information and keep referring to those mythical gardens.
Driving on a road without paying for it was a revolutionary experience you once had
that you still think about all the time. You owe the Mafia so many favors that you're
thinking of renaming yourself Sicily. 

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/squiz.htm">State Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

sirhcyennek81

06-28-2006, 07:41 AM

<img src="<A href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/id.gif"><br">http://bluepyramid.org/ia/id.gif"> 

You're Idaho! 
You're a real meat-n-potatoes kind of person, or more accurately, a
potatoes-n-potatoes type. There's little else that captures your attention from sunup to
sundown than farming, eating, or simply admiring the splendor of the tater. Sure, you
stop to see the butterflies once in a while, or to look at rocks, but mostly you just
wish they were potatoes too. Secretly, you hold a stash of potatoes in the cellar for the
time when the government comes to round them up and take them for their nefarious
purposes. You will stop them! 

Take the <a href="<A href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/squiz.htm">State">http://bluepyramid.org/ia/squiz.htm">State Quiz</a>
at the <a href="<A href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue">http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

sweet.

:Broncos:

DenverBrit

06-28-2006, 07:44 AM

<img src="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/ca.gif"> 

You're California! 
In many ways, you are larger than life and almost defy description. You
certainly love to shake, rattle, and roll with the best of them. You have a generally
sunny disposition, but are capable of resorting to harsh extremes when pressed. You are
more likely than most to become rich, or famous, or perhaps both. While you have the
golden touch in so many regards, your respect for actors is a little over-zealous. This
endless faith in actors needs to be terminated. 

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/squiz.htm">State Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

Old Dude

06-28-2006, 07:45 AM

Big surprise here:

http://bluepyramid.org/ia/pa.gif

You're Pennsylvania!
You like bells and absolutely love divergent religious groups. Dressing up and riding around in horses and buggies are some of your favorite pastimes, though you're not against baseball by any means. Even though most people think you're Dutch, you're actually of German descent. You have at least one brother who you truly love.

BMF Bronco

06-28-2006, 08:18 AM

Fitting!!!

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/<A href=
http://bluepyramid.org/ia/ak.gif">

You're Alaska!

You're big, bulky, and extremely wild. At the same time, you're rather
cold and standoffish, even a loner of sorts. Taming you may be one of the last great
quests of the people who do manage to find you or even seek you out. So many of them
just want to plunder you for what you have of value, but there are a few, the ones
who will stick with you, that truly value your rugged remoteness. As long as no one
is spilling stuff on you, you are truly beautiful.

Take the State">http://bluepyramid.org/ia/squiz.htm">State Quiz (http://www.orangemane.com/BB/<A href=)
at the Blue">http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid (http://www.orangemane.com/BB/<A href=).

watermock

06-28-2006, 08:26 AM

http://bluepyramid.org/ia/wasp.jpg

BMF Bronco

06-28-2006, 08:31 AM

http://bluepyramid.org/ia/wasp.jpg
bro, it's waaaaaaaaay to early to be drunk!

watermock

06-28-2006, 08:37 AM

http://bluepyramid.org/ia/ga.gif

Arkansas Bronco

06-28-2006, 08:53 AM

bro, it's waaaaaaaaay to early to be drunk!
I was just letting mock be mock. I think he ment GT yellowjackets.

Hotrod

06-28-2006, 08:59 AM

<img src="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/id.gif"> 

You're Idaho! 
You're a real meat-n-potatoes kind of person, or more accurately, a
potatoes-n-potatoes type. There's little else that captures your attention from sunup to
sundown than farming, eating, or simply admiring the splendor of the tater. Sure, you
stop to see the butterflies once in a while, or to look at rocks, but mostly you just
wish they were potatoes too. Secretly, you hold a stash of potatoes in the cellar for the
time when the government comes to round them up and take them for their nefarious
purposes. You will stop them! 

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/squiz.htm">State Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

NYBronc

06-28-2006, 09:15 AM

<img src="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/ny.gif"> 

You're New York! 
Well after the rest of the world had moved on, you were still obsessively
discussing September 11th. Even now, it feels like it's September 12th to you. Though
stuck in this traumatic rut, still unable to sleep, you've been able to continue to
pursue some primary interests, such as using public transportation, scraping the sky,
and trading stocks. When you trade baseball cards, you make sure to swindle everyone
around you and pretend that the system is fair. You feel like you know Hillary Clinton,
even though she's a complete stranger. 

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/squiz.htm">State Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

orange 4 life

06-28-2006, 09:18 AM

WOW!!!

is this real?

it said im colorado.
what a surprise.

orange 4 life

06-28-2006, 09:19 AM

apparently there are lots of different results!!

well, i think thats awesome that i turned out to be my own state!!

orange 4 life

06-28-2006, 09:33 AM

this test is REALLY cool considering how short it is.

i had my wife do it, and she came up "state of money".

then, she said she wanted to do it again and change her answer about the environment, and it came up with "state of california".

interestingly enough, my wife IS a money grubber, and she's also a california girl, so this little 7 question test worked perfectly for both me and my wife.
pretty cool.

broncofan

06-28-2006, 09:47 AM

<img src="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/wi.gif"> 

You're Wisconsin! 
You are perhaps the cheesiest person alive. You like '80's music, posing
for photographs, fastballs, cartoon cheetahs, and real mice. You want to have a cow,
man. You have been known to do the Forrest Gump shrimp routine with the word "cheese"
replacing "shrimp". Once in a while, beer will supplement your diet of unending cheese.
Deep down, though, you'd prefer to drink fermented cheese. 

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/squiz.htm">State Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

Hogan11

06-28-2006, 09:54 AM

jmz313

06-28-2006, 10:04 AM

<img src="<A href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/tn.gif"><br">http://bluepyramid.org/ia/tn.gif"> 

You're Tennessee! 
A vibrantly musical individual, you probably know how to play multiple
instruments. At the heart of your love for music is the guitar, though you have a soft
spot for violins, which you refuse to call anything but fiddles. Fiddlesticks aside,
you are very thin and have excellent posture. If you ever run for elected office, you
won't even be able to get your hometown to support you. I guess that's why they call it
the blues. 

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at the <a href="<A href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue">http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

ludo21

06-28-2006, 10:04 AM

Ark, you got your own state! Nice!

<img src="<A href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/il.gif"><br">http://bluepyramid.org/ia/il.gif"> 

You're Illinois! 
With a passion for discourse and dialogue, you would make a great
debater. In the old days, you wore a top hat and were rather tall, but taller people
keep showing up and taking your titles. Now to feel tall, you have to head for the
airport, which is always so busy that you can barely deal with it. When in doubt,
blame all of your problems on someone else's cow. 

Take the <a href="<A href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/squiz.htm">State">http://bluepyramid.org/ia/squiz.htm">State Quiz</a>
at the <a href="<A href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue">http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

Arkansas Bronco

06-28-2006, 10:17 AM

Ark, you got your own state! Nice!
That was my 2nd try actualy first I was Iowa and all mock's stories of wolverines frightened me so I retried.

Arkie

06-28-2006, 10:22 AM

<img src="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/az.gif"> 

You're Arizona! 
While you aren't for everyone, no one can deny just how hot you are. Odds
are that you're getting old, and perhaps even prickly, but you can go a long time
without water. Unless you live in a major city, in which case you consume so much water
that the air around you is much more humid than it would be without you. Countless
people yearn to see you every year so they can stare deep into your biggest
scar. 

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/squiz.htm">State Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

BroncoBuff

06-28-2006, 12:41 PM

bro, it's waaaaaaaaay to early to be drunk!
Mock's NOT drinking early! Like Lionel Hutz, he hasn't been to bed yet ...

Crushaholic

06-28-2006, 12:52 PM

Great. Somebody shoot me now...

<img src="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/mo.gif"> 

You're Missouri! 
An admirer of the works of Mark Twain and the steamboat lifestyle, you
are happiest when floating gently down the river. You have a strong sense of
independence, a reverence for saints, and even look up to discredited explorers. With all
these traditional influences, it's no surprise you're at the center of everyone you know,
and are even considered a gateway to the future. If only you could stop drinking the
world's worst beer, you'd be set. 

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/squiz.htm">State Quiz</a>

Arkansas Bronco

06-28-2006, 12:54 PM

Several states have some pretty ugly flags.

Cool Breeze

06-28-2006, 12:57 PM

http://bluepyramid.org/ia/or.gif
You're Oregon!
When people talk about peace in the valley, they often think of you. After all, you've inspired countless people to traverse rough terrain in search of you and even think about you when playing popular computer games. Are you really up to all the hype or are you all wet? You take shelter from the storm beneath trees, felled by either loggers or beavers. If you were a shade of pink, it would be salmon.
Damn, shoot me first.

Momof2littlebroncos

06-28-2006, 12:57 PM

http://bluepyramid.org/ia/ba.gif
You're Bikini Atoll!
You once believed that your biggest concern would be a shark attack. Now you know just how much more destructive humans can be than any other creature. While you don't like mushrooms, you've had to eat so many of them that it's become almost a way of life. Exiled from your home and forced to wait for someone to clean it up, you've become bitter but remain powerless. Most people like to gawk at those who share your name.

Arkansas Bronco

06-28-2006, 12:58 PM

For instance take Oregons flag.

Momof2littlebroncos

06-28-2006, 12:59 PM

i dont even get a real state...what is this crap???? at least the second time i just tried i got kentucky...

Rausch

06-28-2006, 12:59 PM

Tennessee my azz...

DomCasual

06-28-2006, 01:01 PM

You're the State of Awesomeness!

Everything you do is awesome! You have 2 speeds - walk and kill. God wanted 10 days to create the Earth. You gave him 6. Every year on his birthday, you randomly select one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. You aren't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like you. You once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road. The DomCasual family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong. You named the group Sha-Na-Na. They did NOT want to be called that. You are awesomeness personified!

Wow! They nailed that one. :D

ludo21

06-28-2006, 01:04 PM

Arkansas Bronco

06-28-2006, 01:06 PM

Clockwork Orange

06-28-2006, 01:29 PM

<img src="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/mn.gif"> 

You're Minnesota! 
You love hanging out around lakes, even if they're frozen solid. Given
your probable Scandanavian heritage, it all just demonstrates that you're pining for the
fjords. Your obsession with wrestling got a little carried away for a while there, and
this should prompt some serious reflection about the separation of mind and body. It may
be time to celebrate, even throw your hat up in the air. You're going to make it after
all. 

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/squiz.htm">State Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

CoBear23

06-28-2006, 01:33 PM

I am where I live, Colorado baby!!!

TailgateNut

06-28-2006, 01:40 PM

http://bluepyramid.org/ia/laska.htm?

I'm Alaska. That's pretty good because I've been thinking of retiring there, because it's to DAMN hot in Colorado anymore!

heydensmom

06-28-2006, 04:59 PM

<img src="<A href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/co.gif"><br">http://bluepyramid.org/ia/co.gif"> 

You're Colorado! 
You really enjoy getting high. Even though it's often a lot of work, the
view from the top is almost always worth the effort. Your distance from others makes
your relationship with them rather rocky at times, but they do look up to you. Be very
careful around schools. And stop being quite so focused on the number 5,280! 

Take the <a href="<A href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/squiz.htm">State">http://bluepyramid.org/ia/squiz.htm">State Quiz</a>
at the <a href="<A href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue">http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

heydensmom

06-28-2006, 05:05 PM

Ok I "re-took" it so I could get Iowa to see what it says...because frankly I hate Iowa.....this is some funny stuff

<img src="<A href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/ia.gif"><br">http://bluepyramid.org/ia/ia.gif"> 

You're Iowa! 
You are very concerned with hawks and their nature. Particularly, the eye
of the hawk has always captivated you, drawing you in with its piercing stare. It
frankly doesn't take a lot to get your attention, but once it's been gained, your
attention is unflinching. Though your influence appears minimal, a meeting you hold
at your place every few years is monumental in its implications. At that meeting, you
don't discuss where the monks came from, even though you want to know. 

Take the <a href="<A href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/squiz.htm">State">http://bluepyramid.org/ia/squiz.htm">State Quiz</a>
at the <a href="<A href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue">http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

Swedish Extrovert

06-28-2006, 05:23 PM

Figues ;D

<img src="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/co.gif"> 

You're Colorado! 
You really enjoy getting high. Even though it's often a lot of work, the
view from the top is almost always worth the effort. Your distance from others makes
your relationship with them rather rocky at times, but they do look up to you. Be very
careful around schools. And stop being quite so focused on the number 5,280! 

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/squiz.htm">State Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

Saddletramp

06-28-2006, 05:24 PM

close and yes I would rather be there.

http://bluepyramid.org/ia/okay.htm

Alkazar

06-28-2006, 05:43 PM

Just to goof around I retook the test and came up with this:

16273

You're Guam!
Just because no one can see you doesn't mean you don't exist. In fact, you would distribute postcards of your surroundings everywhere if people could only stop confusing you with others who look similar. You turn around every time someone asks you if you want any gum. You're definitely one of those people who insists on setting your website to random music.

I think I like this better than PA!

Atlas

06-28-2006, 06:02 PM

There mustr be some truth behind these. My state is a lot like the country I was.

http://bluepyramid.org/ia/nm.gif

You're New Mexico!
A fan of spelunking and cliff-dwelling, you're the adventurous, enchanting type. It seems like you can never avoid the sun, but that's what built your house in the first place so you'll manage. You probably speak Spanish, and maybe even a long-lost language in addition. And after much careful consideration, you now sometimes agree that drive-through liquor stores are not the safest idea. Even though people think of you as yellow, your favorite question is "red or green?"

SureShot

06-28-2006, 06:16 PM

Colorado!

Atwater

06-28-2006, 08:02 PM

<img src="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/il.gif"> 

You're Illinois! 
With a passion for discourse and dialogue, you would make a great
debater. In the old days, you wore a top hat and were rather tall, but taller people
keep showing up and taking your titles. Now to feel tall, you have to head for the
airport, which is always so busy that you can barely deal with it. When in doubt,
blame all of your problems on someone else's cow. 

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/squiz.htm">State Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

REB

06-28-2006, 08:52 PM

<img src="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/nv.gif"> 

You're Nevada! 
People are constantly mispronouncing your name, and this has provided you
with a lot of frustration over the years. You prefer silver to gold, sagebrush to trees,
and cards to sporting events. There is almost nothing you aren't willing to lay down a
wager on, and others seek you out for advice on their own wagers. You don't take marriage
terribly seriously, though you are one of its biggest proponents. Far too often these
days, others are mistaking you for an industrial-strength garbage bag. 

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/squiz.htm">State Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

Kaylore

06-28-2006, 10:08 PM

<img src="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/nd.gif"> 

You're North Dakota! 
You are rather remote, and even inaccessible to the average person. While
many would thus describe you as stuck-up, to you it seems more like you're just stuck.
When no one is looking, you yearn to engage in 19th-century European political
subterfuge. When looking for peace, head for the garden. But please, be extremely careful
around wood-chippers. 

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/squiz.htm">State Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.