Amish Insemination Poll - Guys only

[Old Dude]

So let's say, theoretically, that you are approached by representatives of an Amish Community and they are concerned about their gene pool.

They are hiring people to impregnate their young women. And artificial insemination is not an option.

Would you do it?

[Crushaholic]

Amish women would probably be the most likely to be STD-free, so I certainly would do it....

[REB]

How hot is she? :wiggle:

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Is this happening? Sounds like there are some communities in Utah where a diversification of the gene pool would benefit society.

[Alkazar]

Depends more on how hot she is, if she's not hot, then possibly on how much they were willing to pay, but definately not if shes a complete dog.




I know, thats soooooooo wrong!

[Old Dude]

Obviously, times are hard all around.

[heydensmom]

Hilarious! Ha! ROFL! :~ohyah!: :giggle: :thumbsup:

[Little44]

I spent 7 years in central Pennsylvania. There were no "hot Amish women".

:saywhat:

[SoCalBronco]

Depends more on how hot she is, if she's not hot, then possibly on how much they were willing to pay, but definately not if shes a complete dog.


Agreed on all points.

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Agreed on all points.

Even if she wore a Miami jersey during sex??? ;D

[Old Dude]

http://cumberlink.com/welcome/images/amish.jpg

[Hotrod]

If I were single and she was hot Id hit it ;D

[BMF Bronco]

There are Huuterite colonies up here in Montucky and they actually do this. Up in Great Falls a couple of my buddies got asked by the leader of the colony to go out there and help them out. I fortunately was never approached.

[Old Dude]

Hutterite Hotties.

http://collections.ic.gc.ca/prairie/images/ethnic3.gif

[BMF Bronco]

Hutterite Hotties.

http://collections.ic.gc.ca/prairie/images/ethnic3.gif
now you see why I say "fortunately"

[ludo21]

No.

[BMF Bronco]

No.
go re-read it

[REB]

Going by those pics.......NO

[ludo21]

go re-read it

Still, no.

[BMF Bronco]

Still, no.
Dude, you find the Huut's attractive?! Some sick fettish there man!

[Old Dude]

Dude, you find the Huut's attractive?! Some sick fettish there man!

So they tell me.

[Tredici]

There are Huuterite colonies up here in Montucky and they actually do this. Up in Great Falls a couple of my buddies got asked by the leader of the colony to go out there and help them out. I fortunately was never approached.

Don't worry fellas. Something tells me all of you are going to be fortunate.
Hilarious!

[ludo21]

Dude, you find the Huut's attractive?! Some sick fettish there man!


No way!

It says would i do it? I said no, am i missing something?

[Mtbrncofn]

Putting "Guys only" in the thread title is just begging for womanly insight. ;D

[Saddletramp]

:kiddingme

I am trying to decide if you are serious.

And, what would you do, Old Dude?

[barters]

When I was travelling America we were on a train that left Denver :'( and went to Chicago, anyway, some Amish people got on and came sat near me. It was ****ing horrible, they were literally the worst smelling people I've ever come across. I was nearly wretching at the smell.

That's a resounding no!

[Odysseus]

It gives a new meaning to pole barn.

I don't know. One 10 or as many 5's as I could get my hands on? Hmmm. Do they provide medical? How do you put this on a resume? Amish pimp daddy?

I think it would be sad having all these Amish women crying and writing me saying that Sven just isn't hitting it the same way.

What if Olga shows up on my doorstep years later proclaiming her undying love? Am I going to Amish hell? I guess that wouldn't be so bad. Where would it be? Detroit?

The Amish men would thank me. These chics would smell better, look better and know how to work their assets better.

I wonder how much I could make from the pictures on the Internet? Amish chics gone wild!

[anthonypacino]

LOL this is great! I think I would do it, why not? everyone is happy in this situation, even if they are ugly, you "man duties" still happen. I think the only thing that would not allow for equipment to work would be if they were hairy...everywhere, I understand the girls "stubble" on her legs in-between shavings but if her body has gone untouched by a razor for life, to me there is a big difference from crawling into the sack with a ugly broad and a wookie.

[Old Dude]

:kiddingme

I am trying to decide if you are serious.

And, what would you do, Old Dude?

I don't know. I never really thought about it.

[KipCorrington25]

Hutterite Hotties.

http://collections.ic.gc.ca/prairie/images/ethnic3.gif

I've done worse...

[broncofan]

How hot is she? :wiggle:

What's it matter? They don't have any lights anyway...

[Saddletramp]

There are Huuterite colonies up here in Montucky and they actually do this. Up in Great Falls a couple of my buddies got asked by the leader of the colony to go out there and help them out. I fortunately was never approached.
Now when I was over at Great Falls, Hardin, etc. I actually saw a couple Huuts that were not that bad. Of course I was on wheat harvest and well.........

[Bronco Yoda]

Do you get to wear one of them funny hats and a fake beard?

I could use a new shed. They build great barns. Though barn size might be overkill for me.

Is hand-crafted wood furniture included in this deal?

I take it you have to be of the lighter skin persuasion? Green won't cut it then?

[Odysseus]

Amish charm school and etiquette college. Insemination while you wait.

Guaranteed 24 hour turn around. I'll have your little Helga out there working the hogs in no time.

Martha you'll have to step out of line. Don't worry you'll get the normal insemination process but we need to take you to this completely dark room where no natural light seeps in. Please put this bag over your head just in case some light should accidentally slips in. It's purely precautionary.