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Alkazar
06-14-2006, 09:52 AM
Other wise this guy is so stupid he shouldn't be allowed in public!


"This one caught me off guard...

Watch out for this one, Can get a little spendy

HOME DEPOT SCAM
A "heads up" for you and any of your guy friends who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
Traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just Yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

Again - please beware"
Crushaholic
06-14-2006, 11:16 AM
I remember seeing a story like this months ago while lurking on ChiefsPlanet. I know, I know... Gosh, who would've thunk it?Hilarious!:thumbs:
Hotrod
06-14-2006, 11:21 AM
Ha! does the author happen to mention which Home Depot he shops at.
DomCasual
06-14-2006, 11:45 AM
No way! It sounds suspicious! :giggle:

That's pretty funny.
Alkazar
06-14-2006, 11:48 AM
Ha! does the author happen to mention which Home Depot he shops at.
Let me guess, your planning some "home additions" and need to visit a Home Depot?
BMF Bronco
06-14-2006, 12:39 PM
Home Depot here I come!
dbfan4life
06-15-2006, 09:37 AM
The timing! I have a weekend full of projects lined up that, if I planned it correctly, will require several trips to the Home Depot.
smalltowngrll
06-15-2006, 09:54 AM
oh the things that men will pay for.... ROFL!
BMF Bronco
06-15-2006, 10:11 AM
oh the things that men will pay for.... ROFL!
But we're not paying for it, they are "stealing" it from us, we're just some poor, unsuspecting fellows who need to get some household supplies and are just trying to help out some damsels in distress.
smalltowngrll
06-15-2006, 10:38 AM
But we're not paying for it, they are "stealing" it from us, we're just some poor, unsuspecting fellows who need to get some household supplies and are just trying to help out some damsels in distress.

Oh you poor guys....how dare such evil happen to you! ???
Alkazar
06-15-2006, 12:38 PM
Oh you poor guys....how dare such evil happen to you! ???
agina and again and again and again.............
smalltowngrll
06-15-2006, 01:11 PM
would you all like some cheese to go with that whine?? I mean, surely I can get you all a box of kleenex!! Ha!
Alkazar
06-15-2006, 01:36 PM
Who's whining? We're talking about making return trips to "help" these girls out as many times as we can.......
Saddletramp
06-27-2006, 02:46 PM
I think my house needs a deck, and I really should remodel the whole dang thing.
Crushaholic
06-27-2006, 02:52 PM
would you all like some cheese to go with that whine?? I mean, surely I can get you all a box of kleenex!! Ha!

We may need a Kleenex, but it won't be for wiping tears away...;D
Alkazar
06-27-2006, 03:53 PM
Clean up on Isle 3!