Who am I?

[Bob's your Information Minister]

I lead all wide receivers in my division in receiving yards per game and touchdowns over the last three seasons.

[Northman]

Rod Smith

[hades]

It certainly isn't Ash!

[watermock]

Qutterson

[Pendejo]

I lead all wide receivers in my division in receiving yards per game and touchdowns over the last three seasons.

You're half-a-fag.

[SoCalBronco]

I lead all wide receivers

Your Mom.

[FantomForce]

You're half-a-fag.
Now that's a different kind of recieving:rofl:

[eddie mac]

I've got an easier one.

Who am I???

I lead all posters on the Mane in dumb ass posts over the last three years.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

I've got an easier one.

Who am I???

I lead all posters on the Mane in dumb ass posts over the last three years.

24champbailey

[GreatBronco16]

I've got an easier one.

Who am I???

I lead all posters on the Mane in dumb ass posts over the last three years.


Well that's a toss up between Mock and Boob.

[Bronco_Beerslug]

Who am I?
One of the biggest P(s)OS that ever came down the pike?

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Now lets see his game winning catches.



Here are a couple that come to mind...

http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/2640/eddiekennison51ydgamewinningtd.gif (http://imageshack.us)

http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/1028/kennison9ydtdcatch2pv.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Clockwork Orange]

You're a fuqtard.

Next question.

[Pendejo]

Your asked a question and IU aswered itt assheead.

Mock...are you typing with your forehead again?

[watermock]

Mock...are you typing with your forehead again?

Genius on board who's hero is someone who blew his brarins out.

[Bronco_Beerslug]

Mock...are you typing with your forehead again?
Hilarious!

The picture that came to mind was undescribable ROFL!

[Pendejo]

Genius on board who's hero is someone who blew his brarins out.

HAHAHAHA!!!! Outstanding.

So answer the question. Recently you've unveiled a fantastic new way of combining letters to make words. Some nowhere near each other on the keyboard. Do you, or do you not type with your forehead?

[watermock]

HAHAHAHA!!!! Outstanding.

So answer the question. Recently you've unveiled a fantastic new way of combining letters to make words. Some nowhere near each other on the keyboard. Do you, or do you not type with your forehead?

No I did not. Some nowhere have each other onth keyboard have
'

It' was about an old cat that kept knocking on the door. You want STFU? Fine. I have treated the old cat and am not letting him out for a week. Sue me.

[watermock]

Tell me again what I am defending myself from again.

[Pendejo]

No I did not. Some nowhere have each other onth keyboard have
'

It' was about an old cat that kept knocking on the door. You want STFU? Fine. I have treated the old cat and am not letting him out for a week. Sue me.

Never mind then. It's all clear now.

I don't think litigation will be necessary.

[Clockwork Orange]

No I did not. Some nowhere have each other onth keyboard have
'.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Mock is clearly drunk.

[Clockwork Orange]

Mock is clearly drunk.

What's your excuse?

[Florida_Bronco]

What's your excuse?

LOL :rofl:

[Bob's your Information Minister]

What's your excuse?

I wasn't aware I needed one. My spelling is impeccable.

[Clockwork Orange]

I wasn't aware I needed one. My spelling is impeccable.

Who was talking about spelling?

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Who was talking about spelling?

I see no other issue with Mock's posts. He may form thoughts in the same manner as a mystic tribal shaman, but that's no reason to hate.

[Clockwork Orange]

I see no other issue with Mock's posts. He may form thoughts in the same manner as a mystic tribal shaman, but that's no reason to hate.

I wasn't talking about mock, I was talking about you. Stop deflecting. Ha!

[Bob's your Information Minister]

I wasn't talking about mock, I was talking about you. Stop deflecting. Ha!

What's wrong with my posts? I may have unpopular opinions, but so did Jesus.

[Clockwork Orange]

What's wrong with my posts? I may have unpopular opinions, but so did Jesus.

First you compare Sami Parker to Marvin Harrison and now yourself to Jesus and you actually have to ask what's wrong with your posts?

Maybe you should start drinking.

[-Slap-]

Hey, jackass. The last time you addressed that topic, you got your walking papers.

By all means, push your luck again.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

First you compare Sami Parker to Marvin Harrison and now yourself to Jesus and you actually have to ask what's wrong with your posts?

Maybe you should start drinking.

It's a valid comparison. You just overreacted.

[Clockwork Orange]

It's a valid comparison. You just overreacted.

It's a ridiculous comparison. You're pathetic.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

It's a ridiculous comparison. You're pathetic.

No it's not. Same type of wide receiver.

[Clockwork Orange]

No it's not. Same type of wide receiver.

Not really. One's a perennial All-Pro and the other's a scrub.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Not really. One's a perennial All-Pro and the other's a scrub.
Obviously their careers are much different at this stage. But they ARE the same type of wide receiver. Shorter, faster, quicker guys that get in and out of breaks quickly.

And Parker is NOT a scrub. You're being unfair.

[Clockwork Orange]

Obviously their careers are much different at this stage. But they ARE the same type of wide receiver. Shorter, faster, quicker guys that get in and out of breaks quickly.

Their careers will be different at every stage. Marvin Harrison is on his way to Canton, Parker is on his way to cleaning pools for a living.

But he'll always be able to tell people that he was the same type of receiver as Marvin Harrison. :rofl:

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Their careers will be different at every stage. Marvin Harrison is on his way to Canton, Parker is on his way to cleaning pools for a living.

But he'll always be able to tell people that he was the same type of receiver as Marvin Harrison. :rofl:
Well, it's a valid comparison. Marvin is the first guy that comes to mind, but you'd probably take issue if I had said Terry Glenn, too.

Maybe you would like to compare him to someone?

[Clockwork Orange]

And Parker is NOT a scrub. You're being unfair.

You were calling Lelie a bust after his 2nd year in the league and he put up better numbers than Parker has. Spare me the whining about unfair criticism.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

You were calling Lelie a bust after his 2nd year in the league and he put up better numbers than Parker has. Spare me the whining about unfair criticism.

Lelie proved me right! ;D

Last year was basically Parker's rookie season, and he showed improvement in the second half. I'll be the first one to declare him a bust if he blows it like Lelie.

[Clockwork Orange]

Well, it's a valid comparison. Marvin is the first guy that comes to mind, but you'd probably take issue if I had said Terry Glenn, too.

Maybe you would like to compare him to someone?

Terry Glenn makes a bit more sense. It's certainly more valid than trying to compare him to one of the elite players in the league at the position.

I haven't seen enough of Parker to really compare him to anyone. The only time he seems to do anything in the Broncos/Chefs games is when the outcome has already been decided. I just know that when you compare someone to one of the league's best, they'd better have shown something that warrants that comparison. If they haven't, it makes you look like a homer. Kind of like the people who compared Quentin Griffin to Barry Sanders.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Terry Glenn makes a bit more sense. It's certainly more valid than trying to compare him to one of the elite players in the league at the position.

I haven't seen enough of Parker to really compare him to anyone. The only time he seems to do anything in the Broncos/Chefs games is when the outcome has already been decided. I just know that when you compare someone to one of the league's best, they'd better have shown something that warrants that comparison. If they haven't, it makes you look like a homer. Kind of like the people who compared Quentin Griffin to Barry Sanders.

You just take my comments out of context. I'm not saying he's the next Marvin Harrison.

[Clockwork Orange]

Lelie proved me right! ;D

Last year was basically Parker's rookie season, and he showed improvement in the second half. I'll be the first one to declare him a bust if he blows it like Lelie.

Lelie has established himself as one of the best deep threats in the league as evidenced by him leading the league in YPC for the last two seasons. Unfortunately that's the only trick he has in the bag, but it still makes him handy to have around.

Parker has yet to produce at Lelie's level. Let me know if he ever does.

[Clockwork Orange]

You just take my comments out of context. I'm not saying he's the next Marvin Harrison.

You said that he has Marvin Harrison skills, speed and body type. Exactly how was I supposed to take that?

[ZachKC]

You're half-a-fag.
Ok. That is funny.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

You said that he has Marvin Harrison skills, speed and body type. Exactly how was I supposed to take that?

Certainly not the way you took it to mean that Parker would have a HOF career.

But when it comes to speed, body type and athleticism, there's very little separating the two.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Parker has yet to produce at Lelie's level. Let me know if he ever does.
Parker's first year as a starter was comparable to Lelie's.

Of course both Parker and Dante freakin' Hall had more touchdowns than Ms. Lelie last year.

[Clockwork Orange]

Of course both Parker and Dante freakin' Hall had more touchdowns than Ms. Lelie last year.

Lelie had more in the playoffs. ;D

[Clockwork Orange]

Parker's first year as a starter was comparable to Lelie's.

Cool. Come see me if he puts up 1000+ yards, 20+ YPC and 7 TD's in his 3rd season. Then he's comparable to Lelie.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Cool. Come see me if he puts up 1000+ yards, 20+ YPC and 7 TD's in his 3rd season. Then he's comparable to Lelie.

I totally agree. I am looking for Samie to bust out this year.

[ZachKC]

I love watching Parker play...he really made some clutch catches last year. Hopefully he can stay healthy.

[Pendejo]

Certainly not the way you took it to mean that Parker would have a HOF career.

But when it comes to speed, body type and athleticism, there's very little separating the two.

I see what you mean.

Just like when it comes to speed, body type and athleticism there's very little separating Dwight Freeney, and Elvis Dumervil.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

I see what you mean.

Just like when it comes to speed, body type and athleticism there's very little separating Dwight Freeney, and Elvis Dumervil.

Except that Dumervil ran like a 4.8. Otherwise...I'd agree.

[Pendejo]

Except that Dumervil ran like a 4.8. Otherwise...I'd agree.

Touche.

Freeney ran a blistering 4.48 to Dumervil's 4.78.

[Florida_Bronco]

Except that Dumervil ran like a 4.8. Otherwise...I'd agree.

Weren't you here recently spouting off about how 40 times are pretty much useless for defensive ends? I could have sworn you were saying that when defending Hali.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Weren't you here recently spouting off about how 40 times are pretty much useless for defensive ends? I could have sworn you were saying that when defending Hali.

Sure, they are useless.

[azbroncfan]

I lead all wide receivers in my division in receiving yards per game and touchdowns over the last three seasons.
Probably Randy Moss, I think you are trying to get a quitterson answer. Moss has more TD's the last three years than Quitterson has in his career.

[azbroncfan]

Boob spends soooo much time over here because they are ruthless on him at the planet. It's one thing to irritate rival fans but to irritate the rest of the mullet heads says something about him.

[watermock]

I don't pay attention enough. I changed keyboards because the original was sticking. (insert jokehere). Nwh A showld by bitter at that stiff.

[Florida_Bronco]

Probably Randy Moss, I think you are trying to get a quitterson answer. Moss has more TD's the last three years than Quitterson has in his career.

LOL Bet Bob didn't even know that

[Bob's your Information Minister]

LOL Bet Bob didn't even know that

Randy Moss has only been in the division for one year, therefore is not part of this thread.

[Florida_Bronco]

Randy Moss has only been in the division for one year, therefore is not part of this thread.

I lead all wide receivers in my division in receiving yards per game and touchdowns over the last three seasons.

You did not specifiy that they had to have been in this division for 3 years.

Sorry Bob, but your joke backfired.

[OrangeShadow]

Boob compared kennison to marvin harrison? i have truly heard it all.

[Rocket 7]

Boob compared kennison to marvin harrison? i have truly heard it all.
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=1137890&postcount=29

[OrangeShadow]

valid point^

[kchiefs30]

Randy Moss has only been in the division for one year, therefore is not part of this thread.OMG these people are ****ing idiots...

[Clockwork Orange]

OMG these people are ****ing idiots...

Yes, you Chef fans have this knack for bringing down the overall IQ of any forum you ooze on to.

[Killericon]

Boob spends soooo much time over here because they are ruthless on him at the planet. It's one thing to irritate rival fans but to irritate the rest of the mullet heads says something about him.

I don't mind him. Frankly, he has just as much Chiefs spin in his posts as we have Broncos spin in ours. It kind of provides a stark contrast, that I look like and go "Wow. that's what I sound like." Besides, he's rational most of the time.

[cutthemdown]

no doubt kennison saved career in KC. That hit lynch put on him last yr would have been sweet, but zebras decided it hurt quiterson so they threw a flag and KC went on to score. Really a horrid call.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

OMG these people are ****ing idiots...

The thread starter clearly indicates wide receivers with division tenure of at least three years. Sorry you're too much of a dipsh1t to comprehend.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

I don't mind him. Frankly, he has just as much Chiefs spin in his posts as we have Broncos spin in ours. It kind of provides a stark contrast, that I look like and go "Wow. that's what I sound like." Besides, he rational most of the time.

Thankyou, sir. At least I saw the light on Gunther. A total homer I am not.

[Killericon]

Thankyou, sir. At least I saw the light on Gunther. A total homer I am not.

Alright, a rational homer.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Really a horrid call.

Quit whining about the refs. It was a good call. Lynch damn near split open Eddie's helmet in his lust for cheapshots.

[Florida_Bronco]

The thread starter clearly indicates wide receivers with division tenure of at least three years. Sorry you're too much of a dipsh1t to comprehend.

No, it does not. See below.

I lead all wide receivers in my division in receiving yards per game and touchdowns over the last three seasons.

You did not specifiy whether it was just receivers currently in the divison or ones who had been here 3+ years. Sorry Bob.

[Florida_Bronco]

Quit whining about the refs. It was a good call. Lynch damn near split open Eddie's helmet in his lust for cheapshots.

Question...Why wasn't he fined for it then?

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Question...Why wasn't he fined for it then?
Who gives a crap? It was a good call. Lynch is a biatch.

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/4582/lynchisabeech6jj.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Killericon]

Who gives a crap? It was a good call. Lynch is a biatch.

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/4582/lynchisabeech6jj.gif (http://imageshack.us)

See that? That right there? THAT is you being a homer. Noone can deny Lynch is one of the best character guys in the league.

[Clockwork Orange]

Who gives a crap? It was a good call. Lynch is a biatch.

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/1457/lynchisab****8jb.gif (http://imageshack.us)

And he's still better than any safety on your roster. :laugh:

[Florida_Bronco]

Who gives a crap? It was a good call. Lynch is a biatch.

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/4582/lynchisabeech6jj.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Don't deflect, answer the damn question.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

See that? That right there? THAT is you being a homer. Noone can deny Lynch is one of the best character guys in the league.

That's a joke. That's why he punched Larry Johnson in 2004, and it's why Will Shields had to shove his punkass off a pile in 2005 because he was engaging in some after-play bullcrap with our backup running back.

Lynch is not a saint by any stretch of the imagination.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

And he's still better than any safety on your roster. :laugh:

Not really. Did he have six interceptions?

Lynch is a white version of Sammy Knight. He's not even close to the player he once was. He was darn near invisible against KC last year. He needs to retire.

[Florida_Bronco]

Answer my question Bob! Why wasn't Lynch fined by the NFL?

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Answer my question Bob! Why wasn't Lynch fined by the NFL?

I don't know. Probably because Shanahan whined and whined about it. Typical Donks. It's a non-issue, please move on with your life. There were clips on the Dante Hall return, too.

[Killericon]

That's a joke. That's why he punched Larry Johnson in 2004, and it's why Will Shields had to shove his punkass off a pile in 2005 because he was engaging in some after-play bullcrap with our backup running back.

Lynch is not a saint by any stretch of the imagination.

I never said Saint....I just meant Character. He plays passionatly.

You ever see how after he laid out Kennison he helped him back up?

[Bob's your Information Minister]

I never said Saint....I just meant Character. He plays passionatly.

You ever see how after he laid out Kennison he helped him back up?

Least he could do for a captain of the Enterprise.

[azbroncfan]

Randy Moss has only been in the division for one year, therefore is not part of this thread.
No, you said what player in the division(hence moss is with the raiders who are in AFC west) has the highest yards per catch, TD's, ETC over the past three years. You didn't say he had to be in the division the past three years.

[Florida_Bronco]

I don't know. Probably because Shanahan whined and whined about it. Typical Donks. It's a non-issue, please move on with your life. There were clips on the Dante Hall return, too.

Then why didn't have the "whining" have any effect on Lynch's previous issues.

The correct answer to my question is that the NFL, after watching the flims, decided there was not an infraction worthy of a fine. Believe me when I say that if there was a helmet to helmet hit on a defenseless receiver, Lynch would have been fined.

[Steve Sewell]

Certainly not the way you took it to mean that Parker would have a HOF career.

But when it comes to speed, body type and athleticism, there's very little separating the two.

Except for the fact that one has soft hands and the other has frozen hamburger patties for hands...

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Except for the fact that one has soft hands and the other has frozen hamburger patties for hands...

Parker has fine hands. He just had some inexperience issues last year. He can pluck that pigskin, no doubt about it. I've seen him flash those hands. Give it time.

[Steve Sewell]

I don't know. Probably because Shanahan whined and whined about it. Typical Donks. It's a non-issue, please move on with your life. There were clips on the Dante Hall return, too.

This coming from a fan of a team who's owner and GM went crying to the league about changing the playoff format because their team didn't get in last year.

Oh, and I could outrun Sammy Knight. Talk about a player past his prime. I wonder why he didn't go to the pro bowl last year...

[Bob's your Information Minister]

This coming from a fan of a team who's owner and GM went crying to the league about changing the playoff format because their team didn't get in last year.

And I hate them for it. It's pathetic



Oh, and I could outrun Sammy Knight. Talk about a player past his prime. I wonder why he didn't go to the pro bowl last year...

Because he's not a pro bowl player. But he's very solid and he was a big upgrade for us last year. Made some big plays and was in on several game-saving stops.

[Steve Sewell]

Parker has fine hands. He just had some inexperience issues last year. He can pluck that pigskin, no doubt about it. I've seen him flash those hands. Give it time.
I've just learned my lesson...I should never question the scouting abilities of an NFL-caliber scout such as you. I saw Parker drop more balls in the first quarter of the Broncos game last year than Rod Smith has dropped in his entire career.

Parker vs. Harrison:

Size: check
Speed: check
Style: check
Hands: apparently, according to Boob, check

So, why in the hell wasn't Parker not only the #1 receiver on the worst WR corp in the NFL, but a Pro Bowler?

You didn't take logic classes in school, did you?

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Like I said, Parker needs experience. Last year was basically his rookie season. He's only played in a handful of NFL games. Starvin Marvin wasn't an instant success.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Parker will have at least 800 yards next year, barring injury. I'd say 1,000, but Herm's going to have some impact on our offensive philosophy.

[Clockwork Orange]

Not really. Did he have six interceptions?

Lynch is a white version of Sammy Knight. He's not even close to the player he once was. He was darn near invisible against KC last year. He needs to retire.

No, he had 2 interceptions to go with his 4 sacks and 4 forced fumbles. Oh yeah, he also got one trip to Hawaii from the players/coaches/fans.

You just want him to retire so that he'll stop biatchslapping your prissy little receivers. Besides, no need to retire when he's still a Pro Bowl caliber safety, which he clearly is.

The fact that he's this far under your skin makes me like him even more. You do know that he signed a contract extension this offseason, right? :laugh:

[Steve Sewell]

And I hate them for it. It's pathetic



Because he's not a pro bowl player. But he's very solid and he was a big upgrade for us last year. Made some big plays and was in on several game-saving stops.

ummmm...can you name the Pro Bowl safety who played for the Broncos last year? God, this just proves you truly are an imbecile...

Lynch is slow and past his prime, but a Pro Bowler nonetheless. Knight is a solid upgrade for the Chiefs, but not a pro bowl caliber player. You can't have your cake and eat it too, jackass!

[Bob's your Information Minister]

You just want him to retire so that he'll stop biatchslapping your prissy little receivers. Besides, no need to retire when he's still a Pro Bowl caliber safety, which he clearly is.

That's hilarious. Lynch was invisible on the field against KC. The one time he hit one of our receivers, it was a huge bonus for us. He's no more a pro bowl caliber safety than Jerome Woods was the year he made it. I have multiple replays of him dancing with our blockers and ball carriers. The hardest hit he's laid on a Chiefs running back in two seasons came after the play in 2004 at Arrowhead (nice right hook, John).

I ain't fraid of no Lynch.

[Rocket 7]

Lynch is a white version of Sammy Knight. He's not even close to the player he once was. He was darn near invisible against KC last year. He needs to retire.
So how many touchdowns did Gonzales have last year?

[Clockwork Orange]

That's hilarious. Lynch was invisible on the field against KC. The one time he hit one of our receivers, it was a huge bonus for us. He's no more a pro bowl caliber safety than Jerome Woods was the year he made it. I have multiple replays of him dancing with our blockers and ball carriers. The hardest hit he's laid on a Chiefs running back in two seasons came after the play in 2004 at Arrowhead (nice right hook, John).

I ain't fraid of no Lynch.

By the way, you said that Lynch is a white Sammy Knight, but then went on to say that Lynch needs to retire. So does that mean that Sammy Knight needs to retire? You know, since they're the same player according to you.

Lynch kicks ass, his track record of Pro Bowls and his Super Bowl ring says it all. :notworthy

[Steve Sewell]

Like I said, Parker needs experience. Last year was basically his rookie season. He's only played in a handful of NFL games. Starvin Marvin wasn't an instant success.
Harrison first 2 years:

Rec. Yards Avg. TD's
64 836 13.1 8 |
73 866 11.9 6

Parker first 2 years:

Rec. Yards Avg. TD's
9 137 15.2 1 |
36 533 14.8 3

Thus proving that another IDIOTIC comment has been made by the Zubaz wearing Boob...

There simply is no comparison here...other than they are virtually the same size dimension. I'm 5'11 190...but I sure as hell am not Marvin Harrison.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

So how many touchdowns did Gonzales have last year?

Two. He's declining, but at the same time we didn't use him properly.

[Clockwork Orange]

Two. He's declining, but at the same time we didn't use him properly.

You sound like one of the Lelie apologists. It's never the player's fault. Ever.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Harrison first 2 years:

Rec. Yards Avg. TD's
64 836 13.1 8 |
73 866 11.9 6

Parker first 2 years:

Rec. Yards Avg. TD's
9 137 15.2 1 |
36 533 14.8 3

Thus proving that another IDIOTIC comment has been made by the Zubaz wearing Boob...

No my friend, it is you who is the idiot. What you fail to realize is that Parker BARELY PLAYED AT ALL as a rookie. For all intents and purposes, last year was his rookie year, and his first year as a starter.

And you again are missing the point like others. I never said Parker was going to be the next Marvin. Only that they were comparable types of wide receivers. Parker's comparable to Terry Glenn, too. Or a slightly taller Deion Branch. Take your pick. Stop overreacting.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

You sound like one of the Lelie apologists. It's never the player's fault. Ever.

Gonzo still had a fine year with over 900 yards. He wasn't properly used in the redzone in my opinion. We'll find out this year because our offensive co. is a former tight ends coach.

[Steve Sewell]

By the way, you said that Lynch is a white Sammy Knight, but then went on to say that Lynch needs to retire. So does that mean that Sammy Knight needs to retire? You know, since they're the same player according to you.

Lynch kicks ass, his track record of Pro Bowls and his Super Bowl ring says it all. :notworthy

Bob has quite a bit of trouble using logic, but the biggest issue that he has is that he constantly contradicts himself.

It's like arguing with a child...

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Bob has quite a bit of trouble using logic, but the biggest issue that he has is that he constantly contradicts himself.

It's like arguing with a child...

I think my logic is fine. You just overreact to my statements. You're so desperate to punk on poor 'ol bob you'll fly off the handle at anything.

[Florida_Bronco]

No my friend, it is you who is the idiot. What you fail to realize is that Parker BARELY PLAYED AT ALL as a rookie. For all intents and purposes, last year was his rookie year, and his first year as a starter.

And you again are missing the point like others. I never said Parker was going to be the next Marvin. Only that they were comparable types of wide receivers. Parker's comparable to Terry Glenn, too. Or a slightly taller Deion Branch. Take your pick. Stop overreacting.

http://dunamai.com/Humor/BagdadBob/images/bagdad_bob_large.gif

[Steve Sewell]

No my friend, it is you who is the idiot. What you fail to realize is that Parker BARELY PLAYED AT ALL as a rookie. For all intents and purposes, last year was his rookie year, and his first year as a starter.

And you again are missing the point like others. I never said Parker was going to be the next Marvin. Only that they were comparable types of wide receivers. Parker's comparable to Terry Glenn, too. Or a slightly taller Deion Branch. Take your pick. Stop overreacting.
First of all, I'm not your friend. I'll readjust the stats for you, to further illustrate that there is no comparison...and for "all intents and purposes", when you compare Parker to Harrison, you are saying that he has Harrison-like talent, which is preposterous. Here are the adjusted stats for you:

Harrison first year:

Rec. Yards Avg. TD's
64 836 13.1 8 |

Parker first year:

Rec. Yards Avg. TD's
36 533 14.8 3

Any comparison?

And to further illustrate that you are an idiot, here are Terry Glenn's rookie year stats:

Rec. Yards Avg. TD's
90 1132 12.6 6

Hell, even Branch's relatively weak rookie stats, considering he did as the #3 or 4 receiver his rookie year, IMO are more impressive that Samie's "rookie" year:

Rec. Yards Avg. TD's
43 489 11.4 2

[Steve Sewell]

I think my logic is fine. You just overreact to my statements. You're so desperate to punk on poor 'ol bob you'll fly off the handle at anything.

Revealing flaws in someone's logic through statistical evidence, and calling them out for consistently contradicting themselves is not overreacting, Boob.

I'm just trying to help you come to the realization that you should have continued on past 5th grade...

[Bob's your Information Minister]

OK, see, you're still an idiot.

Stats prove nothing in this case. Parker is still the same type of wide receiver. He's still a fast, quick guy that's a little smaller. That's all I've ever been saying.

You're taking my comments out of context.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Why don't you take a shot at comparing Parker to someone?

[Florida_Bronco]

Stats prove nothing in this case. Parker is still the same type of wide receiver. He's still a fast, quick guy that's a little smaller. That's all I've ever been saying.

You're taking my comments out of context.

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[Steve Sewell]

Why don't you take a shot at comparing Parker to someone?

Peerless Price without the same hands or ball skills?

[Steve Sewell]

OK, see, you're still an idiot.

Stats prove nothing in this case. Parker is still the same type of wide receiver. He's still a fast, quick guy that's a little smaller. That's all I've ever been saying.

You're taking my comments out of context.

In the famous words of Bill Parcells: "You are what your record says you are"

[Kaylore]

Am I the only one that thinks its hilarious that Bob's trying use Parker's not playing his rookie year as some kind of evidence that he's going to be awesome?

[Pendejo]

Why don't you take a shot at comparing Parker to someone?

Ok.

[Steve Sewell]

Am I the only one that thinks its hilarious that Bob's trying use Parker's not playing his rookie year as some kind of evidence that he's going to be awesome?

Paul Toviessi is going to be a stud...he missed his rookie year...

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Am I the only one that thinks its hilarious that Bob's trying use Parker's not playing his rookie year as some kind of evidence that he's going to be awesome?

You are misinterpreting my words. Parker's lack of playing time is an obvious reason why he hasn't posted the numbers he's capable of putting up yet.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Peerless Price without the same hands or ball skills?

Price isn't that fast.

[Pendejo]

You are misinterpreting my words. Parker's lack of playing time is an obvious reason why he hasn't posted the numbers he's capable of putting up yet.

What's the reason for his lack of playing time?

[Steve Sewell]

You are misinterpreting my words. Parker's lack of playing time is an obvious reason why he hasn't posted the numbers he's capable of putting up yet.

Boob, explain to me how you are qualified to evaluate Parker's ability to put up numbers? Please elaborate, this should be comical...

[Bob's your Information Minister]

What's the reason for his lack of playing time?

Injuries. He was injured in camp as a rookie. Last year he started and then got hurt early in the season. He came back after the break and put up very solid numbers.

[Steve Sewell]

Price isn't that fast.

OK, Az-zahir Hakeem with weaker stats and no hands?

[Pendejo]

Injuries. He was injured in camp as a rookie. Last year he started and then got hurt early in the season. He came back after the break and put up very solid numbers.

Ok. Now it's clear. He's similar to Harrison...except for when it comes to production, and the fact that he's a puss.

[Steve Sewell]

Why don't you take a shot at comparing Parker to someone?

The African American version of:

[Steve Sewell]

The African American version of:
Heeeere's Samie: "Fries up, perfect!"

[kchiefs30]

The thread starter clearly indicates wide receivers with division tenure of at least three years. Sorry you're too much of a dipsh1t to comprehend.You misunderstood. THEY are the dip****s. You had a valid point. Moss was only in the division for 1 season. They're too clueless to see that...

[SoCalBronco]

You misunderstood. THEY are the dip****s. You had a valid point. Moss was only in the division for 1 season. They're too clueless to see that...

Chief Fan defending another Chief Fan, how surprising.

If you only knew that Bob/GoChiefs was a closet Broncos fan, would you still defend his points?

If you really knew how much he loved our ballclub, would you be so quick to back him up?

He's a Donk Lover, he isn't really one of you guys.