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ak1971
06-02-2006, 03:45 PM
So I have now become the biggest degenerate gambler as I just picked up the money I won betting on the Spelling Bee last night...
Whats the wierdest thing you've bet on?
(this isnt even close to the wierdest thing Ive bet on, just the most profitable wierd thing)
watermock
06-02-2006, 04:02 PM
Whats the wierdest thing you've bet on?
Taking your "buddies advice" to double up 7 time in a row in Vegas so you can't lose. 5/10/20/40/80/160/320. I was stunned. The dealer was pulling 20's constantly. 19,20,21...I couldn't believe it. I think I was set up honestly. I kept getting 12 thru 16 constantly. I got one draw when the dealer pulled a 20 out of his ass on a 16.
Orange_Beard
06-02-2006, 04:49 PM
Anyone betting on the "The Corn Hole Classic" ?
ak1971
06-02-2006, 04:50 PM
Anyone betting on the "The Corn Hole Classic" ?
are you giving odds?LOL
Orange_Beard
06-02-2006, 04:53 PM
Odds are i won't be there.
rbackfactory80
06-02-2006, 05:05 PM
I have bet on my friends child, whether it would be a boy or girl.
watermock
06-02-2006, 05:35 PM
I have bet on my friends child, whether it would be a boy or girl.
I was told my baby was fine and a girl resonate on the sonogram, when he popped out a boy I hit the roof! (No jokes about his endowment, he's fine). I was in a classic fit in the waiting room but she came thru like a champion. I have a fine young man that has a plan. Needless to say, I freaked out when it was a boy. I just wanted the baby to be healthy and prayed and chain smoked and the repeated said process. God knows what my BP was. God knows if your in a delivery room the woman would jump up and tear out your throat if she could! Fortunately she didn't bite off my hand.
ludo21
06-02-2006, 06:21 PM
I was told my baby was fine and a girl resonate on the sonogram, when he popped out a boy I hit the roof! (No jokes about his endowment, he's fine). I was in a classic fit in the waiting room but she came thru like a champion. I have a fine young man that has a plan. Needless to say, I freaked out when it was a boy. I just wanted the baby to be healthy and prayed and chain smoked and the repeated said process. God knows what my BP was. God knows if your in a delivery room the woman would jump up and tear out your throat if she could! Fortunately she didn't bite off my hand.
Your telling me theres more than 1 Watermock running around out there? ;)
watermock
06-02-2006, 06:39 PM
So pick "Spawn" up and I had mentioned it to a woman in a store. So he nails two chicks and get me stoned so I'm too paranoid to spend the 200 bucks for a decent ride on a boat and he was all pissed off at me. I get really paranoid on pot now. I didn't feel like frying, plus the fish go deep in hot weather, I knew we would have trouble. We kicked back at the burgur stand and watched the fireworks. funny thing tho...we started leaving to beat the traffic to during the national anthim and I felt like I was about to get shot. Obviously the hillbillies down there don't know you play the National Anthem first, not last.
MileHighMagic
06-02-2006, 06:49 PM
Whats the wierdest thing you've bet on?
The raiders. I lost and never bet them again. Even with money on em I couldn't cheer for them. Yet another reason to hate them.
I have also bet on a snail race and a simulated Madden game. Watching the computer play by itself with the different camera angles and in the snow is actually very entertaining. I have never cursed so much though. My buddies and I went through a little gambling phase. A little advice to any rookie gamblers...wager for fun not to make money!
-Slap-
06-02-2006, 09:25 PM
I used to bet my brother on all kinds of trivial pieces of knowledge. It was for minimal sums of money, but the smack rights were priceless.