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Dempsey Dog

06-02-2006, 01:13 PM

I think the Bengals need a new PR person. I cannot believe they are letting him do this. If a Broncos QB ever has a "Cornhole Classic", I am not sure what I would do, but it would drastic! Hilarious!

Where's Beavis?
http://bengals.com/community/palmer_cornhole06.asp

On June 17, 2006, Carson Palmer will host the first annual Carson Palmer Cornhole Classic presented by Cincinnati Bell and Huntington Bank to benefit his new charity partner, Lighthouse Youth Services.

The event begins at 2:00 p.m. on the Cincinnati Bengals practice field. Sponsors and guests will be treated to a unique event complete with amazing food and beverage, activities for all ages, prizes and giveaways, live entertainment by The Mukrackers and the opportunity to play cornhole against Carson’s teammates and other NFL friends.

Palmer developed the idea for the event soon after being introduced to the sport of cornhole while living in Cincinnati. “Shae and I got hooked on playing cornhole right after we moved out here. We have wanted to do an event that incorporates the sport for the past few years so we are excited that it’s finally going to happen,” said Palmer.

Over the past few years, Palmer has become passionate about using his success on the field to help abused and abandoned children. Lighthouse Youth Services is an agency that mirrors Palmer’s mission to help children who are not fortunate enough to receive the kind of upbringing his family provided.

“We are honored to be working with the Lighthouse Youth Services on behalf of the children. The people who work at Lighthouse are the true heroes and this is a great opportunity to make a real difference in the lives of the children,” said Palmer.

Palmer hopes the community will show Lighthouse the same compassion and support they’ve shown him through being a part of the Carson Palmer Cornhole Classic.

“I hope the Cincinnati community will support the children at Lighthouse the way they have supported me over the past few months. This is going to be an event unlike anything else in Cincinnati and we are so excited to share it with everyone. We will have a great time together while raising money for the children,” said Palmer.

Billy Clyde Puckett

06-02-2006, 01:15 PM

I always thought cornholing was what chiefs fans called sodomy

Dempsey Dog

06-02-2006, 01:16 PM

I always thought cornholing was what chiefs fans called sodomy
LOL

Hotrod

06-02-2006, 01:16 PM

"Palmer developed the idea for the event soon after being introduced to the sport of cornhole while living in Cincinnati."

LOL they are calling it a sport these days Ha!

Clockwork Orange

06-02-2006, 01:17 PM

Bob just became a Bengals fan.

MrPeepers

06-02-2006, 01:18 PM

Upon moving to indianapolis, they are cornhole crazy!
Apparently it's a big pasttime before the Indy 500

sounds dirty, but harmless beanbag tossing game.

ludo21

06-02-2006, 01:36 PM

Upon moving to indianapolis, they are cornhole crazy!
Apparently it's a big pasttime before the Indy 500

sounds dirty, but harmless beanbag tossing game.

Can Carson toss a bean bag yet?

RhymesayersDU

06-02-2006, 02:13 PM

This is actually really funny. My roomate is from Cincy, and he loves cornhole. He has couple holes he made himself. I had never heard of it until I lived with this kid. Apparently, that's all they do in Cincy.

watermock

06-02-2006, 02:27 PM

Section G. Foul Corn Bags

I'm from Iowa and have never heard of it. Foul corn bags means you get docked at the elevator for spoiled grain to me...

http://www.playcornhole.org/rules.shtml

Arkansas Bronco

06-02-2006, 02:31 PM

Im not clicking on any link that has cornhole in it......

Hotrod

06-02-2006, 02:36 PM

Im not clicking on any link that has cornhole in it......

Ya dont do a google search using it either :~ohyah!:

12th man

06-02-2006, 02:44 PM

Introducing Carson Palmers new role model:

http://www.jalopnik.com/cars/cornholio.jpg
The Almighty Cornholeo! (Beavis)

It is rumored that during the Cornhole event in cincy, palmer runs around like this shouting "im the great cornholeo!" then laughs like Beavis.

Just kidding. (obvioulsy)
sorry, im extremely bored

broncosteven

06-02-2006, 03:25 PM

I always thought cornholing was what chiefs fans called sodomy

KFC Fans are also big on T-bagging.

Taco John

06-02-2006, 03:41 PM

I don't even have words for this... All I know is that I want a shirt from the event.

Arkansas Bronco

06-02-2006, 03:45 PM

I don't even have words for this... All I know is that I want a shirt from the event.
And I know I dont want a shirt from this event.

Taco John

06-02-2006, 03:46 PM

Taco John

06-02-2006, 03:47 PM

And I know I dont want a shirt from this event.

Aw come on... Have a sense of humor... Laugh now and again. That's what the whole thing is about.

Arkansas Bronco

06-02-2006, 03:49 PM

Cornholing isnt just a game man people can get hurt in this (or at least certain parts of them).

Blueflame

06-02-2006, 03:50 PM

I don't even have words for this... All I know is that I want a shirt from the event.

My husband and son already have T-shirts from their participation in the annual "Casshole" golf tournament (the guy who sponsors it... his last name is "Cass" LOL) It's a fun tournament because the last nine holes are played after dark, using "glow balls"....

ludo21

06-02-2006, 03:51 PM

We play a similar game on my wife's side of the family that we call "Holy Board." (or more aptly "Holey Board")

We play it with giant washers, and a board that has holes in it. You toss the washers at the holey board, and you get points depending on which hole it falls into. Been years since ole Pop pulled that thing out. Going to have to get him to bring it over this summer.

Ive played that, the game is a blast. When I played it before we all got a little too competitive. ;D

My neighbor built a Bocce Ball court on the side of his house. Now that is a fn game.

Blueflame

06-02-2006, 03:52 PM

How amusing the filtered version of "Cass hole" (one word) is... ROFL!

Mile High Shack

06-02-2006, 03:56 PM

never heard of this game in my life

I've played red neck golf, but that isn't even close to what people are describing here

watermock

06-02-2006, 04:13 PM

I don't even have words for this... All I know is that I want a shirt from the event.

Are you sure about that? You do live in Seattle. If you wear it, you better have your wife and baby with you for protection. Seriously, if it's for a charity, I will buy one. it's just too funny not to.

http://assets.bengals.com/assets/community/palmer_cornhole_brochure.pdf

It has the number, its after hours so noone was home. 513.487.7109

Orange_Beard

06-02-2006, 04:47 PM

The only thing that this event is missing, is the word "fisting" in the title.

Meck77

06-02-2006, 04:53 PM

Orange_Beard

06-02-2006, 04:54 PM

I took this pic at the Bengal game a couple years ago. People BBQ in Denver for a game. Grown men play cornhole over there.

http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/4564/cornhole1oz.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Ahh, so when the guy bends over to pick up the "bag", that is when the points are scored.

ak1971

06-02-2006, 04:57 PM

Ahh, so when the guy bends over to pick up the "bag", that is when the points are scored.
that is just soooo wrong LOL

watermock

06-02-2006, 05:04 PM

http://www.cyberimport.com/image_f-i/health/equipment/table_gynecology/mqtg001.jpg

I'm sure the foundation will put their money in a well spent place.

Kaylore

06-02-2006, 05:19 PM

Ahh, so when the guy bends over to pick up the "bag", that is when the points are scored.
:rofl:

DenverBrit

06-02-2006, 06:14 PM

The Big E

06-02-2006, 09:44 PM

Ahh, so when the guy bends over to pick up the "bag", that is when the points are scored.
LOL Yes, it's all becoming very clear now.

I lived in Ohio until age 12, and I've never heard of such a thing. Of course, I was in Cleveland and all of the fudgepa....I mean, cornholers live in Cincinnati it appears.

Clockwork Orange

06-02-2006, 09:46 PM

broncosteven

06-04-2006, 03:48 PM

I took this pic at the Bengal game a couple years ago. In Denver people BBQ before a game. Over there grown men play cornhole with one another. Don't ask me.
http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/4564/cornhole1oz.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I seen guys playing this at World Champion White Sox Games. I thought they were playing bozo buckets. Didn't know there was a name for it.

watermock

06-04-2006, 04:41 PM

http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/4564/cornhole1oz.jpg

"The crowd is in a feverish state...Here's the pitch....He spilled his corn...he spilled his corn...the game is over..."

broncogary

06-04-2006, 07:01 PM

And I know I dont want a shirt from this event.

We'll send you the shorts instead. LOL

broncosteven

06-04-2006, 08:15 PM

We'll send you the shorts instead. LOL

Ya, they have a hole strategically placed "in the rear"!

Arkansas Bronco

06-04-2006, 10:24 PM

We'll send you the shorts instead. LOL
I hope that doesnt mean you have ane extra.....

watermock

06-04-2006, 10:33 PM

Ya, they have a hole strategically placed "in the rear"!

Larry the Cable Guy was talking about crotchless panties. He said he had a whole bunch in white size 44. Called them blowouts.

broncosteven

06-05-2006, 01:49 PM

Larry the Cable Guy was talking about crotchless panties. He said he had a whole bunch in white size 44. Called them blowouts.

Get 'r Done

Master___Pain

06-05-2006, 01:59 PM

The game is basically portable horse shoes. I think the name is intentially funny. I played this game many times, and I was going to give Meck a set for next season...I guess not.

The game is a blast. You can drink while doing it.

55CrushEm

06-05-2006, 02:00 PM

A couple of towns over from me there is a liquor store that is called "Bunghole Liquors"......

For those who don't know, I think a bunghole is the hole at the top of a keg of beer.....

Master___Pain

06-05-2006, 02:04 PM

A couple of towns over from me there is a liquor store that is called "Bunghole Liquors"......

For those who don't know, I think a bunghole is the hole at the top of a keg of beer.....

There's a liquor store in Beaver Creek called Beaver Liquors:thumbsup:

Billy Clyde Puckett

06-05-2006, 02:16 PM

There's a liquor store in Beaver Creek called Beaver Liquors:thumbsup:

I think they sell more t-shirts and caps than they do beer.

dbfan4life

06-05-2006, 03:39 PM

We play a similar game on my wife's side of the family that we call "Holy Board." (or more aptly "Holey Board")

We play it with giant washers, and a board that has holes in it. You toss the washers at the holey board, and you get points depending on which hole it falls into. Been years since ole Pop pulled that thing out. Going to have to get him to bring it over this summer.

We play a game like that too, TJ. We call it 'wachas' (like a mexican trying to pronounce washers!).