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WABronco
05-19-2006, 10:57 PM
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=local&id=4183089

Injured Husband Talks to Action News
Exclusive Television Interview

TIOGA-NICETOWN - May 17, 2006 - A Philadelphia man is recovering from an attack, allegedly at the hands of his wife. The assault on his private parts has become public knowledge. In an interview with Action News after his release from, the 52-year-old victim spoke of his terrifying ordeal.

The 52-year-old Tioga-Nicetown man, who we are identifying only by his first name of Howard, arrived home late Wednesday, hours after his wife allegedly tore off two parts of his genitalia with her bare hands. Surgeons at Einstein successfully managed to repair the damage.

Howard/Tioga-Nicetown: "Doctors did a beautiful job in E.R. and the paramedics did a wonderful job, they only took 4 minutes to get here."

Howard says his 40-year-old wife Monica, who he says is bi-polar, somehow conceived the notion that he was cheating on her. So while he was asleep last night, she attacked him.

http://a.abclocal.go.com/images/wpvi/cms_exf_2005/news/local/05172006testiclesqueeze200.jpg
Police outside the home in Tioga-Nicetown following the domestic incident early Tuesday morning.(What, are his balls on the stairs or something?)

Howard: "I mean she just grabbed me all down there and yanking and yanking and tearing me up with those fingernails."

Police and paramedics rushed to the man's row home in the 3800 block of Pulaski where they found him bleeding profusely. He was rushed to Einstein where doctors first labeled his condition critical. He was later upgraded to stable after having reattachment surgery and a few doses of morphine.

Howard still cannot believe his wife of 11 years would allegedly do this him.

Howard: "I can see doing something like that to a rapist, or mugger but not a husband, not something like..."

Dann: "She thought that you were cheating on her?"

Howard: "I wasn't cheating on nobody, I'm home in bed at 8' 0 clock every night, I mean I'm not out there messing around."

Brian Lawson/neighbor: "I mean men cringing when they hear the story, I mean uh, I'm just cringing thinking about it."

Antoinette Fortune/Neighbor: "Who would wanna do something like that?"

Unidentified Neighbor: "That's kinda nasty. That's drastic isn't it? He's lucky to be alive."

Some neighbors say Howard's had problems with his wife before and has thrown her out only to let her back in. They worry what'll happen next.

Dann Cuellar: "Howard, you're not gonna let her back in here are you?"

Howard: "Oh no, no, no. She's in jail where she belongs."

At one point, Howard's wife Monica was facing attempted murder charges but now, the D.A.'s office has asked that a psychiatric evaluation be performed before any charges are filed.

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BAHAHA! Look how he's walking in the videos! That sucks...

Ratboy
05-19-2006, 11:03 PM
Thats my fetish, i love women who rip my penis off. (sarcasm)

Tip #1, Don't marry or date a bi polar girl.

SoCalBronco
05-19-2006, 11:04 PM
She had enough of your ****, Bob.

You should have known when to stop.

WABronco
05-19-2006, 11:05 PM
I am cracking up here...sorry.

gunns
05-19-2006, 11:18 PM
Riiiiight! NO MAN IS INNOCENT! :twokisses

Clockwork Orange
05-19-2006, 11:19 PM
That's a $10,000 fine and a flagrant 2!!

Signed,
Reggie Evans

Needa Pass Rush
05-19-2006, 11:39 PM
Personal foul. Unnecessary roughness. :kungfu:

Lestat
05-19-2006, 11:53 PM
ROTFLMAO!

That chick is crazy, but had mad skills to take it off with just fingernails, most chicks in the news either bite it off or cut it off with a knife

How weak is that dude that he let a chick take it off him during sleep, enough pain & anyone will wake up well before she cuts it off

Man-Goblin
05-19-2006, 11:56 PM
So, who didn't cross their legs when they read that?

Kaylore
05-20-2006, 12:26 AM
This was posted already:

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?p=1121879#post1121879

WABronco
05-20-2006, 01:59 PM
This was posted already:

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?p=1121879#post1121879
Bummer...

Northman
05-20-2006, 02:20 PM
Personal foul. Unnecessary roughness. :kungfu:


Obviously, that was a serious penalty. Too many MEMBERS on the field. LOL

Sodak
05-20-2006, 02:42 PM
Jesus ****! Somebody shoot that crazy bitch...

Swedish Extrovert
05-20-2006, 03:53 PM
woah woah woah now.... for all we know... eh. why do i try?

this is hilarious. i took a hockey puck to the balls once... my cup clipped my balls. this must've hurt.

it says she too two pieces.... it must have been a ball and the twinkie.

sirhcyennek81
05-20-2006, 06:41 PM
you graze the nuts, at all, and you cripple yourself for 5 minutes. A woman tearing your junk off with her lee pressons is a bit much.

:Broncos:

Kaylore
05-20-2006, 10:31 PM
Bummer...
Actually it probably warrants it's own thread.

WABronco
05-20-2006, 11:46 PM
Actually it probably warrants it's own thread.
Lol, I was so wacked out after reading the story I didn't even bother checking for a duplicate. Scary stuff...

BombsOverBaghdad
05-21-2006, 08:42 AM
Once I was through cringing - I un-crossed my legs and e-mailed this story out to men to serve as a warning .....................

BroncosMT
05-21-2006, 09:44 AM
OMG....I'm still in pain just thinking about it!!

sisterhellfyre
05-21-2006, 11:08 AM
That chick is crazy, but had mad skills to take it off with just fingernails, most chicks in the news either bite it off or cut it off with a knife

No mad skills necessary, Lestat. I've read it several times in self-defense articles for women, as a way to counter sexual assault. The articles advise waiting and cooperating until the man exposes himself, then grab a handful of scrotum and pull -- hard.

Regards,
m.

WABronco
05-21-2006, 11:10 AM
No mad skills necessary, Lestat. I've read it several times in self-defense articles for women, as a way to counter sexual assault. The articles advise waiting and cooperating until the man exposes himself, then grab a handful of scrotum and pull -- hard.

Regards,
m.
AHHH! Stop...please....

BroncosMT
05-21-2006, 11:18 AM
OUCH...man...can't even imagine anyone pulling on man land....MEDIC!!!!

sisterhellfyre
05-21-2006, 12:21 PM
OUCH...man...can't even imagine anyone pulling on man land....MEDIC!!!!

heh... Under the right circumstances, with the right partner, it can be a lot of fun. Assuming you like a little pain with your pleasure, it'll get your attention like nothing else. I guarantee it.

For extra fun, add a couple feet of small-diameter rope and a handful of wooden clothespins or plastic hairclips... (do we have smiley with fangs to insert here?)

Regards,
m.

sirhcyennek81
05-21-2006, 12:29 PM
heh... Under the right circumstances, with the right partner, it can be a lot of fun. Assuming you like a little pain with your pleasure, it'll get your attention like nothing else. I guarantee it.

For extra fun, add a couple feet of small-diameter rope and a handful of wooden clothespins or plastic hairclips... (do we have smiley with fangs to insert here?)

Regards,
m.

oh dear Lord...


:Broncos:

Hogan11
05-21-2006, 12:34 PM
Tip #1, Never marry or date a bi polar girl, under any circumstances.

As the #1 Iron rule....it has to be quoted again for truth. I also tweaked it a bit, but the spirit of Ratboy's statement remains intact. One only has to go through that town once to understand why love never conquers insanity.

Tom Foolery
05-21-2006, 12:51 PM
At one point, Howard's wife Monica was facing attempted murder charges but now, the D.A.'s office has asked that a psychiatric evaluation be performed before any charges are filed.

Mental note: Stay clear of girls named Monica.