View Full Version : Post The Funniest Rep Comments You've Been Given
RhymesayersDU
05-17-2006, 04:43 PM
I always love reading rep comments, because they're usually pretty funny when people take the time to write a note. So post yours! The name of the person who left the note can be left off to protect the innocent, but copy and paste a few on here!
Some of mine that make me chuckle:
-You were well ahead of your time and quite the visionary when you suggested to Majik a long time ago to "drink Bleach and die". Much Rep. Also DJ had a good game today homer rep. And Thanksgiving Rep.
-I just liked the part where you tried to work through it. Watch 3 hockey games and call her the next morning. Ha. (Don't you love this place)?
-If I start saying "Mello", "LeBrawn" or drinking Natty Light, I will give you my address and leave a notarized note behind saying I gave you permission to put me out of my misery.
-DAMMIT man, why do your posts always have to be so wise and non-threatining. Your younger than i am for god's sakes.
-Bleach corktail eh? That the distant cousin of the roofie colata? BTW bro, you might want to go sober for a week or so. You throw up too much.
Bob's your Information Minister
05-17-2006, 04:48 PM
dumbass
get a life dude
"Moss is off tha heezy" Awesome. (don't tell anyone I repped you...I'll be an outcast...)
we don't play you till december, you might want to hold off on the idiot talk until then
sorry reverse mojo doesn't work for you
you know bob, you're all right for a chiefs fan....
Who is the bigger nerd, the nerd or the nerd who laughs at the SW reference?
I'd piss on anything you hold dear. Perhaps your light sabre.
Because of one particular rude comment...I wasn't going to but what the heck...it's Cheffie week.
screw you bob. you're right
ewww bob rep.
go fvck yourself you fat pos.
"Alone" is a great song .... and Heart is a great band.
king of inbreeding
fvck off boob
2 reps in 1 week! what's wrong with me?
Great stuff Bob...you earned some brownie points from me on this thread
Rock Chalk
05-17-2006, 04:54 PM
-I agree with your thoughts and would like to subscribe to your publication.
-Damn, you caught like 50 fish! Now this was a good thread..
-you are one relentless SOB..All I gotta say is BEARS game a few year ago....lmfao raneos...maybe we see you around this next season and we'll knock a beer down...you ****er
-**** sony
-I look forward to you backing that **** up, b****.
-I suspected we shared a bday, I learn to live with that. Have a good one
-I don't know why, but it's funny to see you bust on Baja with that...
-**** you Jose come on down and see how much of a coward I am. You don't have the balls to leave your block let aline your country. I bet you are maxican too. Afraid to travel to the country of your grand parents? Go smoke some more pot and dream of (pt1)
-of grandure. You are a small little man with a nerrow little point of view. The world is a big beautiful place that you have no clue about sad little man(pt 2) (this is my favorite rep comment ever, a two part rant! I really pissed this person off)
-Your right man. He's just a douche (hahaha, always funny when someone calls someone else a douche)
-I've never had a headache. Ever. (this is funnier if you knew the post context)
-I can't get past the 3 prong vibrating.... (another one of those context ones but hilarious)
-But he's got heart!!! Nothing can ever keep BVP down!!!
-Gonzo is the Village idiot of the Mane....even us yankees can see that (pure comedy "even us yankees can see that" and this wasnt even a OM real regular)
Northman
05-17-2006, 04:55 PM
Lmao! oh man bobby has some classics. haha
Mine:
Atlas:
Bush can't find his big finger, probably because its hiding up his ass.
Spider:
I call mywife fertil mertyl ......... of course she kicks my ass for it.
Crazylegs:
I can prove it. It's going into a 64 stang. You probably dont have the capacity to biuld something as complicated/cool, do you?
Leroy the Disembowler:
yousa b****
heydensmom
05-17-2006, 04:56 PM
your avatar and tag line crack me up...your poor kid...thats Bronco abuse! Lol
Grrrrr! Damn it... we might have to kidnap you and MAKE you come out to the KC game in Denver
you are FEARLESS my friend
Anyone who uses the word McDreamy is a big McNerd
And that's all i'm posting to protect myself :thumbs: :curtsey:
Lidderer
05-17-2006, 04:59 PM
watermock's "STFU"s are always treasured
SoonerBronco
05-17-2006, 05:04 PM
"Dipso - That's a funny sig!!"
I thought so too Dipso...BTW, does anyone know how to rotate sigs...I have some more witty addresses for ZachKC....:)
watermock
05-17-2006, 05:08 PM
"Oh yeah?"
bronco militia
05-17-2006, 05:10 PM
dumbass
get a life dude
"Moss is off tha heezy" Awesome. (don't tell anyone I repped you...I'll be an outcast...)
we don't play you till december, you might want to hold off on the idiot talk until then
sorry reverse mojo doesn't work for you
you know bob, you're all right for a chiefs fan....
Who is the bigger nerd, the nerd or the nerd who laughs at the SW reference?
I'd piss on anything you hold dear. Perhaps your light sabre.
Because of one particular rude comment...I wasn't going to but what the heck...it's Cheffie week.
screw you bob. you're right
ewww bob rep.
go fvck yourself you fat pos.
"Alone" is a great song .... and Heart is a great band.
king of inbreeding
fvck off boob
2 reps in 1 week! what's wrong with me?
Great stuff Bob...you earned some brownie points from me on this thread
Ha!
Mtbrncofn
05-17-2006, 05:14 PM
I had some really good ones on the old one before rep was reset.
You know those girls have as little contact as possible with weird Uncle Pornomock.
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, you smell like a monkey, and look like one too!!!! Sideburn, you putz.
bronco militia
05-17-2006, 05:18 PM
bend me over a rock!! (?!?!?!?!)
hah...still a rep whore...lol
bwahaha (there's about 20 of these)
LOL (about 20)
nice find... for dumpster diving
That tree is the luckiest tree EVER!
Christ that is a nice ass!!!
(quit looking at my ass.... go see the Butts thread for the last two)
rep boost - should've neg repped you for trashing the QB - next time
what about how stupid these people are?
McDortoh
05-17-2006, 05:21 PM
HAHA! You douchebag! IT'S YOU!
Bwahahahahahahah! Rednecks unite!
your going to gas hell
LMAO you slime! ROFL
I love ****ing with that jerk.
.. man I love ****ing with this retard
It really has been a great year!!! I love eating crow in these situations
It felt like a moron was surgically removed from my body. I suddenly was smarter, richer and taller. It was great!
Dude, you're on a roll. I just can't take anything you say seriously as I have now made a permanent mental association with you and Eddie Kennison
You are much cuter than that fool!!
watermock
05-17-2006, 05:25 PM
It's funny because the accolades are convinently created.
Why do you think they are called prvate messages RunDU?
Has it occured that that is the curtain provided to stay within the protocall?
You will be a fine Lawyer.
Pendejo
05-17-2006, 05:26 PM
I never understood what this one was about, but it's a beauty.
Atlas: Shanny is going to sh!t on Al's head at halftime.. It's going to be great
OrangeShadow
05-17-2006, 05:27 PM
BTW, does anyone know how to rotate sigs...I have some more witty addresses for ZachKC....:)
well if there the same size itd be easy to do in imageready(photoshop) unfortunatly mine doesnt work right now but it can be done
SoonerBronco
05-17-2006, 05:28 PM
well if there the same size itd be easy to do in imageready(photoshop) unfortunatly mine doesnt work right now but it can be done
let me know when it is up and running...they are the same size...
-Slap-
05-17-2006, 05:29 PM
I could make so many false PM's it's hlllarious.
If Taco want's to pull out the all the PM's he will make liars of you all.
The thread is about rep comments, not PMs.
Ray Finkle
05-17-2006, 05:30 PM
I still like this one "Matter of fact, I'm going to go kick this old lady in the ass for taking my parking spot this morning! WHOOOOOO!!! Whatcha gonna do when GonzoLays comes after you? WHooooo!! **** the Pats!"
watermock
05-17-2006, 05:31 PM
Fine.No difference except the context and post.
GonzoLays
05-17-2006, 05:33 PM
God i can't stand you... But that was fvcking funny as hell!
What is it w/ these idiot Mavs fans like Llama and sideshow Bob. They have a great team but lousy fans.
Insert generic post comment here _ (no seriously, I enjoy your football takes)
Homo.
Mowawn.
Retard.
You know Gonzo I meant the comments in the spirit of teasing and fun. Apparently you aren't one who understands my humor so I will stop
Seriously...RVJ and llama are f ucking idiots!
Walking away with no balls. If you ever meet a woman who would consider you doing something that requires them let me know. I'll send over the mayonnaise jar
I wonder why you respond to the unworthy reps?? We know Cesar is an Alpha and therefore hail worthy. I'm not quite there with the Omegas....(even thought they are necessary to pack harmony).
Tell it like is!
lol "Dipped in **** sprinkled with ass flakes" Classic.
Here's what I know about balls. Barroids have shrunk. It didn't take much for me to strip you of yours. Sincerely, The Happy Homemaker.
No problem appreciating it. But I especially like the way you blow your own...... well, you know. So you didn't appreciate me pointing out the question you asked regarding Nugs post was answered in Nug's post? Tsk Tsk
Sadly, you have no clue why I am not posting. If you are capable of comprehending, then know this. It had NOTHING to do with rep. If you remotely think that, you are more ignorant and arrogant than I can even imagine.
I've forgotten more about sports than you will ever know. Isn't it funny how the arrogant are often ignorant too?
Woman? Did your ****** daddy walk in the room? No wonder you're not a man. Look at your role model. ****er's got knees like a camel from sucking dick.
Get the dick out of your ass
Assalaam Alaikum!!!!!!!
2 years, 1000+ posts and you're still a whiny little biatch! Good job gonzo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mtbrncofn
05-17-2006, 05:38 PM
LMAO, Gonzo's got some classics.
watermock
05-17-2006, 05:40 PM
The thread is about rep comments, not PMs.
Not really. The parameters have nothing on time/date/content at all.
I can play this game just fine. It's just idiotic. Have fun.
JCMElway
05-17-2006, 05:42 PM
pretty much. Lesbo porn is great.
You're already a better GM than Matt Millen.
I wish I could encourage this guy but he's determined to be scared.
**** you, dicklicking Texican.
Popps
05-17-2006, 05:47 PM
One of my favorites...
-Taco Sucks
Author to remain unnamed, though it could obviously be just about anyone here.
;D
-Slap-
05-17-2006, 05:49 PM
**** you, dicklicking Texican.
Hmm, I'm pretty sure I've hit every Texan on the board with that one.
JCMElway
05-17-2006, 05:50 PM
Hmm, I'm pretty sure I've hit every Texan on the board with that one.
Heh. Glad I could join such august company!!
elsid13
05-17-2006, 05:51 PM
One of my favorites...
-Taco Sucks
Author to remain unnamed, though it could obviously be about anyone.
;D
I didn't know you could rep yourself
Boobs McGee
05-17-2006, 05:53 PM
There all whores, sluts and have lesbo tendencies!
Dude, you're wasting your time arguing with him. Trust me
I am so jealous. Alcohal is not allowed over here. Once again...I am so jealous.
PRIMUS SUCKS!!!
WHATCHA GUNNA DOOOOOOO, WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOUUUU BROTHER?!?!?!?!?!
Broncoman13
05-17-2006, 05:59 PM
I've only had a few that are really funny... My favorite though:
I do have a job man i just dont have neough money to spend it on eronious things!
Some of my other favs:
*** ****, you've had me rolling on the floor laughing my ass off this entire thread!
You get points for even attempting to debate the ever-righteous bvtt fvcker, Alex! (I don't think many people like LABF on this board!!!)
AMEN! He is, by far, the most obnixious person on OM - a broken record. (Or Gonzolays for that matter!!!)
-thanks, and thanks for having a sense of humor...it's quality, not quantity..(see mock)- LMAO, Mock gets negative rep comments even on MY REP!!!
Broncoman13
05-17-2006, 06:00 PM
Hmm, I'm pretty sure I've hit every Texan on the board with that one.
Ha! Missed one FvCKER! ;D
Bronx33
05-17-2006, 06:04 PM
Man, I love that avatar brother!
Man, I love that avatar brother!
Man, I love that avatar brother!
Man, I love that avatar brother!
Man, I love that avatar brother!
Man, I love that avatar brother!
Man, I love that avatar brother!
Man, I love that avatar brother!
Man, I love that avatar brother!
Man, I love that avatar brother!
Man, I love that avatar brother!
Man, I love that avatar brother!
Man, I love that avatar brother!
Man, I love that avatar brother!
These were all from pez
I nearly peed my pants, will have to have the wife wash em if this boob bashing keeps up!
Remember Redrum_69
Your mom is like a restaurant...having seconds is encouraged, the daily special changes each day, and if you eat the biggest item out there you get your picture taken and your name is added to the hallway of losers before you.
Screwing your mom is like going to the dentist...lots of drilling..screaming..fingernails digging into the cushions..then she spits at the end
your mom and I are like two numbers...i'm a 9 and shes a 6...but in the mirror....
Your mom is a bikers bar wet nap
Bob's your Information Minister
05-17-2006, 06:38 PM
Post your bob comments. I don't remember any of my scathing retorts.
OrangeShadow
05-17-2006, 06:47 PM
crushaholic - "gotta love the white man dance LOL
Dom Casual- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! "Do you need help, little man?" HAHAHAHAHA
Kaylore
05-17-2006, 07:04 PM
Game. Set. Match. Khan wins.
The pain it must be. I guess it is a pain for some of the prudes around here.
U f^cking Suck!!!!
Khan shows once again why he's the man....nice beatdown of that little biatch Gonzo[cantget]Lay[d]
I think thats what he wants. He lives for reactions. I think when he said Look at me Mommy! Look at me! She never did....
Footsteps is a crack baby. I like your Ryan Leaf picture.
On Montana:
At least he wasn't talking flyballs off his melon like Willie Mays
Gotta give ya props, you actually watched all of them and didnt put a donkey shine job on it
I see the glint in Kaylore's eye! It must be off season.
Dang it! TJ did not listen to the wise and humble Pez...
ludo21
05-17-2006, 07:14 PM
I probably dont have any rep, but if i did, where do i go to read it?
OrangeShadow
05-17-2006, 07:18 PM
I probably dont have any rep, but if i did, where do i go to read it?
User CP towards bottom
Popps
05-17-2006, 07:24 PM
I didn't know you could rep yourself
You can, but you'll grow hair on your palm.
ludo21
05-17-2006, 07:28 PM
ahhhh nice... people do appreciate me. thank you ! ;D
My best:
-fair enough...you're right...i concede
-Slap-
05-17-2006, 07:40 PM
Ha! Missed one FvCKER! ;D
Hell, I probably called you something a lot worse.
:angel:
Mr Chatterboodamn
05-17-2006, 07:52 PM
"my big tittied 16 yo babysitter" -crazyhorse when i asked him who abused him as a child lol
Tha rock
05-17-2006, 08:02 PM
i only have one so far LOL here it is
isn't lance jhonstone like 106 years old??
Tha rock
05-17-2006, 08:05 PM
fvck off boob
i love this one :rofl:
Bob's your Information Minister
05-17-2006, 08:08 PM
Both of those are from 24champbailey. I never get too broke up over his neg reps. It's like a retarded kid with tourettes yelling at you.
jossjeff
05-17-2006, 08:09 PM
Rep to a Raiders Fan? Never ... unless said Raiders Fan is bashing the most ignorant son of a b**** ever to post in the history of ... ever. Point is, Mock bashing = OK in my book.
GonzoLays
05-17-2006, 08:12 PM
i only have one so far LOL here it is
Surely you jest.
-Slap-
05-17-2006, 08:17 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v132/Ghostmech/82ca4220.gif
Rocky McQuistan is mesmerizing.
Tha rock
05-17-2006, 08:19 PM
Both of those are from 24champbailey. I never get too broke up over his neg reps. It's like a retarded kid with tourettes yelling at you.
i didnt mean to put the dumb arse one just the boob one :rofl:
Tha rock
05-17-2006, 08:21 PM
Surely you jest.
ok queer
BroncoMatt
05-17-2006, 08:39 PM
rep is dead because we have a bunch of babies on this board
smalltowngrll
05-17-2006, 08:44 PM
Well, I don't think I'm in the running for the funniest...but, I have some classics...
Very first rep ever:
"Thanks for posting. Any of the guys hitting on you yet?"
(if said "rep" giver only knew LOL)
After posting a pic of a hot chick in a bikini for a birthday wish:
"Nice taste, Smalltown!"
(no lesbo tendencies here...honestly!!)
"ROFL Let 'em have it!"
"Heh, it wasnt me! Dead serious"
And....I like this one....:rofl:
"Cue cheesey porno music...here"
"why do I fear thats gonna follow me along time "
crazyhorse
05-17-2006, 08:52 PM
that was awesome
ba-da-bing!
lol...you never just never give up....
Nice call man.
You're a good sport yourself, always fun exchanging a few jabs with you.
Great ****ing post bro!!!!
Zing
I agree Mock is pantless & eating Catfood all winter!
Arrogant prick.
i am serious when i say i think you're the best troll.... to bad you don't like the broncos. i feel like you're a counterpart on the bad side. respec.
I think you should get a Life, find a clue and then, Go Straight to HELL!!!
GonzoLays
05-17-2006, 08:57 PM
I think you should get a Life, find a clue and then, Go Straight to HELL!!!
I bet you Oskie sent you that rep.
crazyhorse
05-17-2006, 09:01 PM
I bet you Oskie sent you that rep.
Play2win.
-Slap-
05-17-2006, 09:10 PM
Some of my favorites:
"Your knowlege of sports, life and the human condition are unmatched."
"You're like a real life version of John Wayne."
"Thank you for changing my life with that post."
"I'm going to name my child Slap, and not just because I'm carrying your seed."
This is a strange one:
"I love the way you make me your bitch."
Gonzo sends me that post, or something very similar, just about every day.
Its creepy as hell, man, stop it.
eddie mac
05-17-2006, 09:30 PM
"You put up a lot of good posts. Thanks for good information and no cat stories" Guess who that's a dig at???
"Kendonitis".
"wow...there are a few honest and sharp bronco fans".
"Thanks, KFC "fans" have no Limit to their Ignorance"
Atlas
05-17-2006, 09:39 PM
i only have one so far LOL here it is
isn't lance jhonstone like 106 years old??
If it was a typo odds are it was from me.
Atlas
05-17-2006, 09:55 PM
Here are a few of mine.
You are now an honorary black person. If women suddenly stop and stare at your manhood just smile with confidence because you now have the biggest Johnson in all of the world.
i dont think i know everything, and i dont think everyone is stupid. i just know that i know ALMOST everything, and i know that ALOT of people are stupid. J/K
Rep. Oh, and put the avatar of Kyla kneeling in her stockings on the chair back up. That one is hot! Got any of Kyla in pig tails and catholic school skirts?
mmmm, love the avatar. keep it up for a while.....the avatar i mean. lol
No need to be rational when Blueflame has your back! Just got to shake your head sometimes, no?
great googley moogly those twisty's are incredible
P R O J E C T K I D N A P A T L A S T O A B R O N C O G A M E
Killchief Texas? Too funny. It's a real city? No way! I don't know what to make of these guys. I need tape. Numbers can lie.
Thought it said PROPERTY OF 24CHAMPBAILEY on the panties
You show great mercy and compassion. The only question is ..... WHY?!?!?!
Old Dude
05-17-2006, 10:33 PM
A gentleman such as myself would never reveal confidential rep love notes.
it's bad taste to post here
Nuggets4
05-17-2006, 11:55 PM
If I could accidentally ban people, this board would be about half it's size and no one would be allowed to share drunken cat stories -- from a mod that will remain nameless
I also have a lot of anti-Dirk and anti-Nebraska comments too. I had a lot more funny ones before the mass deletion.
watermock
05-18-2006, 12:18 AM
"I want to see your cat in drag..please e-mail a photo ASAP"
wabbit
05-18-2006, 12:52 AM
"choke on some manshoot"-Iowanian
I suppose after several years in 'the system' Iowanian can only reference that which is most familiar
sirhcyennek81
05-18-2006, 01:16 AM
I have some good ones. Then I read why they gave me rep comments, and i laugh out loud. Not for nothing, but i am a ****ing riot.
:Broncos:
Rausch
05-18-2006, 01:21 AM
0dd for being a rival fan, but I don't get much neg or pos rep...
watermock
05-18-2006, 01:38 AM
[QUOTE][I seriously laughed out loud in my cubicle at that one. HAAAA! Bare as a baby's butt and purfumed. !!]/[QUOTE]
Rausch
05-18-2006, 01:50 AM
"I want to see your cat in drag..please e-mail a photo ASAP"
:rofl:
Atlas
05-18-2006, 02:13 AM
0dd for being a rival fan, but I don't get much neg or pos rep...
Rausch you are by far the best Chef fan on this site... and that Chef fan from North Dakota is cool too.
I'd rep you but I can't it's against the laws of nature.
Orange_Beard
05-18-2006, 07:42 AM
"somthings are funny in a sick way but that was flat bull****"
Only one that was funny.
Orange_Beard
05-18-2006, 07:45 AM
Hmm, I'm pretty sure I've hit every Texan on the board with that one.
is it neg or pos rep?
Rock Chalk
05-18-2006, 09:45 AM
Hmm, I'm pretty sure I've hit every Texan on the board with that one.
Hahaha not me.
Rock Chalk
05-18-2006, 09:54 AM
One of my favorites...
-Taco Sucks
Author to remain unnamed, though it could obviously be just about anyone here.
;D
Wasnt me Isaac.
alkemical
05-18-2006, 10:28 AM
I don't get much rep, but this is my favourite.
quiettiger - This whole thread goes along the lines of HOLY ****! What IS happening in the world anyways?
Man-Goblin
05-18-2006, 02:27 PM
My first!
-i agree I hate Bob and his nonsensicle threads. Welcome to the Mane
Requiem
05-18-2006, 02:46 PM
You're the best!
Rep to a Raiders Fan? Never ... unless said Raiders Fan is bashing the most ignorant son of a b**** ever to post in the history of ... ever. Point is, Mock bashing = OK in my book.
Hmmm ... sounds familiar.
Odysseus
05-18-2006, 04:40 PM
Here are a few of mine.
Atlas that is not fair. They need to read the full context of things.
http://72.22.74.110/BB/showthread.php?p=1103062#post1103062
My personal favorite...
" Thank you..."
Hogan11
05-18-2006, 05:58 PM
"Relentless is a quality I admire... (-8"
"ahha, Wow hogan, i never knew you could be so mean. keep it up!"
"Hey Hogan, if anyone is stalking you it will be me!"
"with a big rubber dick"
"Ha, he called you a New Yorker!"
"I didn't even read Mock's post after the first sentence. I suggest you do the same."
"You have always pointed out some of the coolest stuff. Thanks for that."
"You are right.... he is wrong......"
"REP for you...because I can...and because I like ya..."Just a little" ;D"
Crowpointer
05-18-2006, 06:21 PM
Yavoon is a jackass...he can come for me anytime
gonzo is one of the many a-holes here
I pulled patswin in here back in 2002..he never left either...lol
Good game dude. Im not actually an angry prick!
Thanks for the contribution to the Colorado economy! See ya!
-Slap-
05-18-2006, 06:57 PM
"with a big rubber dick"
Was that mine?
Ha!
ak1971
05-18-2006, 08:19 PM
Good game dude. Im not actually an angry prick!
What an asshole
Hogan11
05-18-2006, 08:28 PM
Was that mine?
Ha!
Why yes it was.....it was for my "F Portis!" post. Ha!
Why yes it was.....it was for my "F Portis!" post. Ha!
You two are offending my sensitive and fragile nature now.
Boobs McGee
05-19-2006, 12:37 PM
hey, just out of curiosity, how does the rep point system work? The number of points I've got isn't divisible by the number of posts i've got. Do you get more points from certain posters?
-Slap-
05-19-2006, 12:40 PM
hey, just out of curiosity, how does the rep point system work? The number of points I've got isn't divisible by the number of posts i've got. Do you get more points from certain posters?
Ooooo, good question!
Boobs McGee
05-19-2006, 12:41 PM
Ooooo, good question!
:thanku:
McDortoh
05-19-2006, 12:41 PM
LOL ya maybe we should bring it up and ask Taco about it.
Kaylore
05-19-2006, 12:45 PM
Points? Did someone say points? How do I check these points? More importantly, how do we hide them from Pez?
smalltowngrll
05-19-2006, 12:46 PM
I know when newbies leave me rep...the points don't increase. But, there are more points added when those that have been around awhile leave comments. So, I'm thinking that the higher your rep points, the more rep points you give when you leave rep for others? Just a shot in the dark there...
McDortoh
05-19-2006, 12:49 PM
I know when newbies leave me rep...the points don't increase. But, there are more points added when those that have been around awhile leave comments. So, I'm thinking that the higher your rep points, the more rep points you give when you leave rep for others? Just a shot in the dark there...
Pretty much and you used to have the amount of rep you had listed on under your post count. Them Taco realized people loved me more then him so he broke the system. ;D
Boobs McGee
05-19-2006, 01:00 PM
Pretty much and you used to have the amount of rep you had listed on under your post count. Them Taco realized people loved me more then him so he broke the system. ;D
Hilarious!
RhymesayersDU
05-19-2006, 01:04 PM
Ah and the rep debate flares up.
My bad.
SoonerBronco
05-19-2006, 01:09 PM
"That is the best sig ever. I hate ****in Zach and I hope he gets sucked up by a catagory 5 Missouri cyclone. **** em and his lame website."
ammendum: This was my best one...ROFL!
Kaylore
05-19-2006, 01:10 PM
Pretty much and you used to have the amount of rep you had listed on under your post count. Them Taco realized people loved me more then him so he broke the system. ;D
LOL
Rep. ;)
Clockwork Orange
05-19-2006, 01:12 PM
Rep points given should be based solely on post count. That's the only fair way to go about it. ;)
McDortoh
05-19-2006, 01:16 PM
This thread is well on its way to becoming TJ's kryptonite Ha!
McDortoh
05-19-2006, 01:30 PM
Rep points given should be based solely on post count. That's the only fair way to go about it. ;)
I agree with you completely only we need to figure in to the equation time as a member. Maybe you get so much rep power for each month of membership.
alkemical
05-19-2006, 01:36 PM
bow down to the power i wield
BroncoBuff
05-19-2006, 01:37 PM
hey, just out of curiosity, how does the rep point system work? The number of points I've got isn't divisible by the number of posts i've got. Do you get more points from certain posters?
Yes you do .... and I almost left the Mane when I lost a bet with Alec because of that. He said he had 14,000 rep points, and I figured that was impossible because he only had about that many posts ....
BRING REP BACK!
McDortoh
05-19-2006, 01:38 PM
I think we need a poll
McDortoh
05-19-2006, 01:39 PM
For you newbies we used to also have this very fun feature called V-bookie but once again Taco saw how much everyone liked it and took it away.
Boobs McGee
05-19-2006, 01:40 PM
Yes you do .... and I almost left the Mane when I lost a bet with Alec because of that. He said he had 14,000 rep points, and I figured that was impossible because he only had about that many posts ....
BRING REP BACK!
he really had 14000 rep points
McDortoh
05-19-2006, 01:42 PM
he really had 14000 rep points
Sadly I admit Alec had the longest rep dong of all.
McDortoh
05-19-2006, 01:42 PM
LOL Ok which mod did this Blue I know it was you Ha!
Pezman
05-19-2006, 01:42 PM
Muahahaha
-Slap-
05-19-2006, 02:06 PM
This is no time to discuss tweaking board functions like rep.
Taco likes to wait until we're in the middle of the season to tinker with the board. Preferably just before an important divisional game.
BroncoBuff
05-19-2006, 02:18 PM
he really had 14000 rep points
Yeah ... and only about half that many posts .... I figured that bet was a sure thing. Go figure.
I was lucky Alec let me stay ...
or was I ? ;D
Blueflame
05-19-2006, 02:20 PM
LOL Ok which mod did this Blue I know it was you Ha!
Not me... I'm innocent... :angel: :brokehalo :undecided ;D
DomCasual
05-19-2006, 04:27 PM
I agree with you completely only we need to figure in to the equation time as a member. Maybe you get so much rep power for each month of membership.
Personally, I think it should be based more on how much rep you have. The more you have, the more your rep godlike powers should increase.
Someone should do a poll. Let's get to the bottom of this!
NYBronc
05-19-2006, 04:39 PM
"Nice camel-toe"
Bronx33
Mtbrncofn
05-19-2006, 04:42 PM
Wahooo! Rep is comin back?! :devil:
Wahooo! Rep is comin back?! :devil:
Rep!
Mtbrncofn
05-19-2006, 04:58 PM
Rep!
Rep to you too, baja! ;)
Nothing like stirrin' **** up.
Kaylore
05-19-2006, 04:59 PM
This is no time to discuss tweaking board functions like rep.
Taco likes to wait until we're in the middle of the season to tinker with the board. Preferably just before an important divisional game.
LOL Funny because it's true.
smalltowngrll
05-19-2006, 04:59 PM
LOL Ok which mod did this Blue I know it was you Ha!
Oh, But Hotrod...you know it's true!!!
Mtbrncofn
05-19-2006, 05:01 PM
We really do have rep. We have points, albeit not many these days, and a box for comments. That's rep....only better, since we can rep the same person repeatedly without spreading it around.
So why is there a point value attached if there is no actual rep?
sirhcyennek81
05-19-2006, 05:03 PM
I have 188 points...and some of the comment boxes are empty...wtf does that mean?
:Broncos:
scorpio
05-19-2006, 05:07 PM
Rep is comin back
It's true, I read it on the internet
smalltowngrll
05-19-2006, 05:14 PM
I have 188 points...and some of the comment boxes are empty...wtf does that mean?
:Broncos:
It means that someone rep'd you without leaving a comment....
McDortoh
05-19-2006, 05:19 PM
Great news Taco is bringing back the old rep system and vbookie.....you the man TJ :afro:
McDortoh
05-19-2006, 05:22 PM
Ok heres the plan everyone PM TJ thanking him for bringing back the old Rep system and the Vbookie feature............He'll just love it Ha!
alkemical
05-19-2006, 05:26 PM
i like the rep system we have now.
McDortoh
05-19-2006, 05:28 PM
i like the rep system we have now.
Thats too bad Taco is bringing back the old system. Beside the way it is now its more of a "comment" system then a "rep" system.
alkemical
05-19-2006, 05:29 PM
no, there are points added.
alkemical
05-19-2006, 05:30 PM
look at this board - wonder why america is so F'd -
"WE WANT REP"
"WE DON"T WANT REP"
WE WANT REP
McDortoh
05-19-2006, 05:30 PM
no, there are points added.
Hey dont tell me Taco's the one changing everything around yell at him if you dont like it.
McDortoh
05-19-2006, 05:31 PM
look at this board - wonder why america is so F'd -
"WE WANT REP"
"WE DON"T WANT REP"
WE WANT REP
LOL REP
alkemical
05-19-2006, 05:33 PM
Well obviously i'm in the minority - until those that don't get the rep they feel they deserved start to demand Rep-quality - then biatch and moan and it gets turned off again - then, then i will have my way....
Until then, i want Rep-arations to satisfy my appeal in the minority.
DomCasual
05-19-2006, 05:34 PM
LOL REP
:rofl:
McDortoh
05-19-2006, 05:36 PM
Well obviously i'm in the minority - until those that don't get the rep they feel they deserved start to demand Rep-quality - then biatch and moan and it gets turned off again - then, then i will have my way....
Until then, i want Rep-arations to satisfy my appeal in the minority.
Ha! ames you fricking kill me.......
alkemical
05-19-2006, 05:39 PM
Ha! ames you fricking kill me.......
:)
You know, i am probably one of the longest tenured, and least Repped members on the board, and i like that. It gives me credibility for when i create an oligarchy to take over the OM. People will take me for my word, because i am not a rep whore.
It's part of the plan. It's set in motion. While the rest of you dance and diddle with your rep and flimsham, i am plotting world domination. The OM is just the testing grounds.
"Let them eat rep" - Amesj
McDortoh
05-19-2006, 05:41 PM
Im pretty sure the power of being the OM leader has gone to Tacos head. He just teases us with new features. If we like them he takes them away and watches us cry for more like his own personal heron addicts.
alkemical
05-19-2006, 05:42 PM
TJ doesn't exist.
I created him to deflect from my own plans.
I promise you, TJ will come out and say rep isn't coming back.
McDortoh
05-19-2006, 05:51 PM
TJ doesn't exist.
I created him to deflect from my own plans.
I promise you, TJ will come out and say rep isn't coming back.
Nope I saw it reported on KFFL so its official
Before I leave for the weekend dont everyone forget to send Taco a thank you PM :)
alkemical
05-19-2006, 05:51 PM
Of course you did, who do you think authorized it?
*Sigh*
Play2Win
05-19-2006, 06:40 PM
Cubs suck, USC sucks, Ian Gold sucks....but, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year :)
Take a wild guess who left that... ;D
Taco John
05-19-2006, 06:43 PM
What is it Chiefs week?
What are we talking about rep for?
Clockwork Orange
05-19-2006, 06:49 PM
What are we talking about rep for?
We talkin' bout rep? Rep? Come on man, we talkin' bout rep? Not the, not the posts that I go out there and die for, we talkin' bout rep?
SureShot
05-19-2006, 07:54 PM
Gonzo=loser tell him how it is
Crushaholic
05-19-2006, 07:54 PM
Ok heres the plan everyone PM TJ thanking him for bringing back the old Rep system and the Vbookie feature............He'll just love it Ha!
It was nice knowing you, Hotrod...LOL
L.A. BRONCOS FAN
05-19-2006, 08:23 PM
Man, somebody should have started this thread before the '04 elections - I would have had some real gems to share with you then.
:D
GonzoLays
05-19-2006, 08:25 PM
Man, somebody should have started this thread before the '04 elections - I would have had some real gems to share with you then.
:D
You would of had atleast 40 from W*GS.
L.A. BRONCOS FAN
05-19-2006, 08:33 PM
W*GS isn't a rep guy.
Some of the funniest rep comments I have received have come from some of the OM's representatives of the "Christian" right:
You really are the biggest dip**** on the face of Earth aren't you? Go suck Osama's dick some more.
Eat ****. I dont carea bout your politics. I dont want to see ANY politics in sigs. Post in the photoshop forum again with it and I will delete your post(s). Cry to TJ about it some more b****, it aint gonna help.
Kaylore
05-19-2006, 08:39 PM
W*GS isn't a rep guy.
Some of the funniest rep comments I have received have come from some of the OM's representatives of the "Christian" right:
They were too nice to you.
L.A. BRONCOS FAN
05-19-2006, 08:41 PM
Speaking of the aforementioned representatives...
:pity:
Kaylore
05-19-2006, 08:44 PM
Speaking of the aforementioned representatives...
:pity:
Actually, I'm probably the only republican who's given you a reasonable amount of possitive rep.
ludo21
05-19-2006, 08:48 PM
LOL
Hotrod, what a whore!! (of rep, i mean, ;D)
heydensmom
05-19-2006, 09:19 PM
LOL
Hotrod, what a whore!! (of rep, i mean, ;D)
he he you had it right the first time ;)
L.A. BRONCOS FAN
05-19-2006, 09:55 PM
Actually, I'm probably the only republican who's given you a reasonable amount of possitive rep.
Really?
I must have missed it.
But lots of republicans are giving me positive rep these days - even some of the same people who hated my guts two years ago.
Funny how that works.
:D
DomCasual
05-19-2006, 10:25 PM
Really?
I must have missed it.
But lots of republicans are giving me positive rep these days - even some of the same people who hated my guts two years ago.
Funny how that works.
:D
I still think you're a dumbass, for what it's worth.
L.A. BRONCOS FAN
05-19-2006, 10:28 PM
I still think you're a dumbass, for what it's worth.
Were this not the case, I would feel like I had gotten completely on the wrong track.
:D
Mtbrncofn
05-20-2006, 12:26 AM
:)
You know, i am probably one of the longest tenured, and least Repped members on the board, and i like that. It gives me credibility for when i create an oligarchy to take over the OM. People will take me for my word, because i am not a rep whore.
It's part of the plan. It's set in motion. While the rest of you dance and diddle with your rep and flimsham, i am plotting world domination. The OM is just the testing grounds.
"Let them eat rep" - Amesj
Ames, you deserve world domination just for putting the words 'oligarchy', 'flimsham', and the term 'dance and diddle' in one post. Ha!
Atlas
05-20-2006, 01:52 AM
Wahooo! Rep is comin back?! :devil:
Rep Whores can not be tolerated on this board. They will be the downfall of this forum......... or something like that.
Atlas
05-20-2006, 01:57 AM
look at this board - wonder why america is so F'd -
"WE WANT REP"
"WE DON"T WANT REP"
WE WANT REP
That's nothing check out the Jake Plummer threads.
Mtbrncofn
05-20-2006, 02:02 AM
Rep Whores can not be tolerated on this board. They will be the downfall of this forum......... or something like that.
Well it would take one to know one! :P
Hogan11
05-20-2006, 02:07 AM
You know, I could always be considered an enemy of this whole rep thing...I've railed against it again and again and it made little to no difference at all...I was still on the front rep page hovering around #13. That said, it didn't make me feel any better or brighten up my day none.....in fact, it didn't do anything substancial at all.
Keep the system as it is.
sirhcyennek81
05-20-2006, 02:08 AM
Whores get paid. I get no money for my rep, therefore, its a system that is dead to me...j/k. Its a nifty little thing.
:Broncos:
Atlas
05-20-2006, 03:15 AM
Well it would take one to know one! :P
Yes, your right.
Hi, My name is Atlas and I'm a RepWhore.
I blame it all on Pezman. When I first came to this unknown place he took me under his wing and taught me the ways of the Repwhore. I was a good student and excelled, soon I even exceeded my master in Repwhoreness. So when some one calls me a "Repwhore" I lift up my head look them straight in the eyes and say. "yes, the best." I have now learned that my powers have become corrupted and tainted with the ways of the Repwhore and I must at all cost fight against the re-implementation of the Repwhore system, for it will ruin us all.
BroncoBuff
05-20-2006, 04:11 AM
:) It gives me credibility for when i create an oligarchy to take over the OM.
Please, oh please please please please let me be in the ruling oligarchy ...
I don't qualify for the Bush/Cheney oligarchy, and I feel so alone ... Uhh
elsid13
05-20-2006, 07:48 AM
Please, oh please please please please let me be in the ruling oligarchy ...
I don't qualify for the Bush/Cheney oligarchy, and I feel so alone ... Uhh
It is all about money for you isn't, not the love of the rep ;D
Odysseus
05-20-2006, 08:33 AM
Yes, your right.
Hi, My name is Atlas and I'm a RepWhore.
I blame it all on Pezman. When I first came to this unknown place he took me under his wing and taught me the ways of the Repwhore. I was a good student and excelled, soon I even exceeded my master in Repwhoreness. So when some one calls me a "Repwhore" I lift up my head look them straight in the eyes and say. "yes, the best." I have now learned that my powers have become corrupted and tainted with the ways of the Repwhore and I must at all cost fight against the re-implementation of the Repwhore system, for it will ruin us all.
Confessions of a repwhore: An HBO original movie. Who should be get to play Atlas? I'm thinking a cross between Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp.
elsid13
05-20-2006, 10:09 AM
Confessions of a repwhore: An HBO original movie. Who should be get to play Atlas? I'm thinking a cross between Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp.
I guess Carrottop isn't available huh???
Crushaholic
05-20-2006, 01:09 PM
Confessions of a repwhore: An HBO original movie. Who should be get to play Atlas? I'm thinking a cross between Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp.
Johnny Knoxville?hmmm...
Taco John
05-20-2006, 02:47 PM
I'm with Hogan. I like the rep system how it is. I like the comments. I hate the games around the point system. I think it's a distraction to the entire purpose of the system.
I'm working with Old Dude to develop a merit system worth a damn... Or more to the point, an awards system that recognizes posters for their contributions to the board. We'll unveil it before too long. I think anyone who's witnessed the work Old Dude has put into his Survivor Series here at the Mane can agree that I picked the right man for the job...
scorpio
05-20-2006, 02:59 PM
I'm with Hogan. I like the rep system how it is. I like the comments. I hate the games around the point system. I think it's a distraction to the entire purpose of the system.
I'm working with Old Dude to develop a merit system worth a damn... Or more to the point, an awards system that recognizes posters for their contributions to the board. We'll unveil it before too long. I think anyone who's witnessed the work Old Dude has put into his Survivor Series here at the Mane can agree that I picked the right man for the job...
Okay, TJ. You and I need to have a man to man.
YOU CANNOT END SENTENCES WITH ELIPSES ALL THE TIME. KNOCK IT OFF.
:sunshine:
DomCasual
05-20-2006, 04:23 PM
Okay, TJ. You and I need to have a man to man.
YOU CANNOT END SENTENCES WITH ELIPSES ALL THE TIME. KNOCK IT OFF.
:sunshine:
What are elipses? Just asking...
Is that where the moon gets in front of the sun? I loved that "Total Elipse of the Heart" song in the 80's...
Clockwork Orange
05-20-2006, 04:27 PM
YOU CANNOT END SENTENCES WITH ELIPSES ALL THE TIME. KNOCK IT OFF.
If you don't like it, then DON'T TALK TO HIM, ALLRIGHT!?! KNOCK IT OFF!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMe0Rz1frdE&search=Ryan%20Leaf
Northman
05-20-2006, 04:28 PM
Hotrod? oh yea, i whored him! lol
scorpio
05-20-2006, 04:31 PM
What are elipses? Just asking...
Is that where the moon gets in front of the sun? I loved that "Total Elipse of the Heart" song in the 80's...
Ellipsis in English
The Chicago Manual of Style suggests the use of an ellipsis (also known as an ellipse) for any omitted word, phrase, line or paragraph from within a quoted passage. There are two commonly used methods of using ellipses: one uses three dots for any omission, the second makes a distinction between omissions within a sentence (using three spaced dots: . . . ;) and omissions between sentences (using a period and a space followed by three nonbreaking-spaced dots: . . .). Therefore, there is no such thing as a "four-dot ellipsis." A period followed by an ellipsis may look like four dots, but they are two separate entities.
Clear as gravy, eh?
DomCasual
05-20-2006, 04:51 PM
Clear as gravy, eh?
I guess I still don't get it... :)
Play2Win
05-20-2006, 04:58 PM
Okay, TJ. You and I need to have a man to man.
YOU CANNOT END SENTENCES WITH ELIPSES ALL THE TIME. KNOCK IT OFF.
I don't touch Ellipses... I just put... Three periods... in a row... like so...
;D
Play2Win
05-20-2006, 05:03 PM
So were you having a "Seinfeld" moment, except it was Ellipses, not Exclamation Points... ;D
Play2Win
05-20-2006, 05:08 PM
Clear as gravy, eh?
You would think a guy whose user name is named after a Type-Face (font), that he might know a thing or two about what Ellipses are...
I think he might have been yankin' yer Chain... ;)
DomCasual
05-20-2006, 06:25 PM
You would think a guy whose user name is named after a Type-Face (font), that he might know a thing or two about what Ellipses are...
Who are you calling a font?
My mom called me a font once. Once!
(Rep to anyone who can name the movie reference!)
Clockwork Orange
05-20-2006, 06:27 PM
Who are you calling a font?
My mom called me a font once. Once!
(Rep to anyone who can name the movie reference!)
That would be none other than Johnny Dangerously.
Play2Win
05-20-2006, 06:57 PM
Hilarious! :rofl:
DomCasual
05-20-2006, 07:16 PM
That would be none other than Johnny Dangerously.
Yep. Back when Michael Keaton was funny.
Clockwork Orange
05-20-2006, 07:19 PM
Yep. Back when Michael Keaton was funny.
Gotta love Roman Maroni.
"You fargin sneaky bastage!!" "It's a free country, icehole." :laugh:
alkemical
05-20-2006, 07:26 PM
Please, oh please please please please let me be in the ruling oligarchy ...
I don't qualify for the Bush/Cheney oligarchy, and I feel so alone ... Uhh
I will find a use for you in the system. :)
sirhcyennek81
05-20-2006, 07:28 PM
I prefer to remain outside the system, causing the system to wonder about my true intentions, and to destroy itself in its fear over my unknown motives...
:Broncos:
Taco John
05-20-2006, 07:51 PM
Okay, TJ. You and I need to have a man to man.
YOU CANNOT END SENTENCES WITH ELIPSES ALL THE TIME. KNOCK IT OFF.
:sunshine:
I know... it's something I do entirely too much...
DomCasual
05-20-2006, 08:14 PM
I know... it's something I do entirely too much...
Still don't get it...
ludo21
05-21-2006, 12:14 AM
Sooo.... now that rep is hidden per say, how do i give rep??
Mtbrncofn
05-21-2006, 12:22 AM
The same way you used to.
ludo21
05-21-2006, 12:24 AM
wow, did those icons on the bottom of ur avatar just appear? ;D
Man im dumb!
Mtbrncofn
05-21-2006, 12:28 AM
wow, did those icons on the bottom of ur avatar just appear? ;D
Man im dumb!
Ha! Have another beer.
ludo21
05-21-2006, 12:29 AM
Ha! Have another beer.
rep for you fow showing me! :)
DomCasual
05-21-2006, 12:50 AM
Sooo.... now that rep is hidden per say, how do i give rep??
Man, you are too funny!
First interaction I ever had with ludo, he was trying to figure out how to use an avatar. I reduced the file size for him, and walked him through how to upload it. Day after day after day, I waited for him to get that avatar up, and day after day after day, he remained avatarless. Finally - voila! - his avatar shows up one day. He was like the little engine that could! :D
ludo21
05-21-2006, 12:53 AM
Man, you are too funny!
First interaction I ever had with ludo, he was trying to figure out how to use an avatar. I reduced the file size for him, and walked him through how to upload it. Day after day after day, I waited for him to get that avatar up, and day after day after day, he remained avatarless. Finally - voila! - his avatar shows up one day. He was like the little engine that could! :D
choo, choo! :thanku:
epicSocialism4tw
05-21-2006, 03:14 AM
Here are some of the ones that I liked. Thanks to all of you who took the time to make a nice comment. :) Hopefully I got back to you with equal kindness.
Here they are:
Good posts on this subject
a shot and a goal
Go Mavs!
i dont liike zach that much but that was cool to call that guy out for the nasty comment
good thread
You know too much. You must die.
thanks llama. i really appreciate that.
Crushaholic
05-21-2006, 03:19 AM
Ha! Have another beer.
You wouldn't be contributing to the delinquent behavior of a minor, would you?:stirstir:
Rausch
05-21-2006, 03:21 AM
Honestly, that's all I ask.
I'm a rival fan on here and I expect to both give and get $#it.
Just make it humorous.
I want to be able to laugh while saying "Oh, you rotten donk bastidge..."
Rausch
05-21-2006, 03:26 AM
Likely my last chance to take advantage of this, and I know only like 4 people will get it, but hey...
"The Love Song of B. Ryan Griese"
(a complete bastidardization of T.S. Eliot's work)
Let us go then, you and I,
when the evening sets on a Rocky Mountian sky
like TD etherized upon a surgeon's table;
let us go after then, after another Donk defeat,
our fans left now muttering on the streets
I long to escape in a road-game lush hotel
and sawdust restaurants with oyster-shells:
where beer flows as often as my shoulder ailments
and an open bar to drink 'till I'm content
leaving the public to an overwhelming question...
Oh, do not ask, "What is it?"
for division fans already revel in it.
In a room where reporters to and fro
asking should I stay or I should go.
The loud Arrowhead crowd has become quite a pain
the wave of sound that clouds the incomming plays
it fills the air despite the absence of a ceiling
it's arcitecture demands that it remain
I stumble before the crowd who paid to see me
slip up myself, I try a QB sneak,
as I see the red on this october night
and pray that Beurline comes out in relief.
Indeed they bide their time
The red and yellow fans that crowd the streets
and stare at Priest Holmes' jerseys through window panes;
just give it time, O give it time
To prepare a defense for the offenses they will meet
there will be a time when opposing QB's quake,
a time when Morten will better use his hands,
they talk of it at pregame's as they wait
A time for them in time you'll see,
Warfield will have less burns than interceptions,
in time, they will dominate this division
and toast to it with happiness and glee.
While reporters here continue to and fro
still asking should I stay or should I go.
Their team is better since we met last time
I wonder, "Do I dare?" and, "Do I dare?"
Continue to attack them through the air,
as I rub the bald spot in my hair-
(they will say "Can he play good enough to win!?!")
as my lineman drench themselves in crisco toes to chin
and laugh at me as I trip yet again
(They will say: "His arm's ragged out, please put Stevie in!")
Do I dare
Disturb the Denver universe?
And in a minute there is time
For completions and coversions that instant replay can reverse.
For I have fooled them all already, fooled them all:
In games evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have squandered my offseason in saloons;
I blamed the dog for causing me to fall
as I stumbled drunk at night from room to room.
So why would I improve?
They have seen my arm already, throw the ball
with a hand that's ring-less white and bare
( alone at night, I pretend I've got one there!)
Is it cracking from the stress
that leaves them so unimpressed?
My coaches gasp as I unload the ball
How can I not presume
they have no faith in me at all.
Oh I have noticed, after games I have stumbled through the streets
and watch the smoke that rises from their pipes
Of betting men on monday night, later jumping out their windows.
They say how I'm not half as good as Pa'
when with 4 minutes left they all get up and leave.
Not in afternoons, but in the evenings, we play so ****ty!
They're calling for the second stringer,
Frozen....Tired...Fans mad enough they're giving me the finger.
Not heading for the door, they're watching me
Could I, have what it takes to get Elam in range to ice it
While Chiefs fans swear and and others say
they'd like to see my head (grown slightly bald)
brought in upon a platter,
I am no Elway, and worse I hear them chatter
that my chance at greatness is only but a glimmer
as Wesley blitzes fast around the corner, I hear him snicker
And in short, I was afraid.
I could have risked it, thrown the ball,
Dumped off to Portis, aimed towards Warfield, or Bartee
before the safety turned the corner crushing me,
Would it have been worth while,
to pump fake, and lob it down the field and show some guile,
instead of freezing up and covering the ball
for a costly sack that left my fans disgusted,
They say: "I'm pathetic, that our playoff hopes are dead,
let cheer fill the stadium, we've beaten them afterall"-
defeated, and embarrased I lower my head
I want to say: "That's not what I meant to do at all;
That's not me, not me at all."
No! I am not Elway, nor was I meant to be,
I am only a servicable starter, one that will do,
I'll throw an average ball, start a season or two,
No longer Mike "The Genius", now just, a fool,
his excuses, no longer any use
just political, and posturing, and obtuse;
So much, at times, I make him look a fool.
I feel old...Feel so old...
Nothing now but my uniform to fold.
Should I leave this team behind? Opt for free agency?
Or should I just own up and take the heat?
And leave the Chiefs fans cheering, each to each?
I can not think of who would have me if I leave.
I leave the lockerroom and part the crimson wave
step on the bus and luggage in the rack
I wish I had those 60 seconds back.
Where once I was a question mark QB
Forced now to admit I've let them down
and find solice in the bottle, till I drown.
By Rausch
Mtbrncofn
05-21-2006, 10:22 PM
You wouldn't be contributing to the delinquent behavior of a minor, would you?:stirstir:
Oops! Really?
alkemical
05-21-2006, 10:25 PM
BroncoBuff1 By the many arms of Vishnu, I give you REP. Namaste.
ludo21
05-22-2006, 12:30 AM
Oops! Really?
Ha!
Im a youngen, only 19..
Mtbrncofn
05-22-2006, 12:32 AM
A whippersnapper!
ludo21
05-22-2006, 12:37 AM
haha, yep!
Isnt past your bed time ;D
watermock
05-22-2006, 12:51 AM
http://www.bangcartoon.com/wp-content/avatars/TO2.jpg
"Nobody loves me...Waaaaaa"
Mtbrncofn
05-22-2006, 04:33 PM
haha, yep!
Isnt past your bed time ;D
HEY!!! I was saying that for the other folks, like Mock or someone. :P I've only got 10 years on you, buster.
broncosteven
05-22-2006, 05:30 PM
I know... it's something I do entirely too much...
in the bathroom with the door locked? The wife must be in 2nd trimester by now!
Meck77
05-22-2006, 05:35 PM
I'm with Hogan. I like the rep system how it is. I like the comments. I hate the games around the point system. I think it's a distraction to the entire purpose of the system.
I'm working with Old Dude to develop a merit system worth a damn... Or more to the point, an awards system that recognizes posters for their contributions to the board. We'll unveil it before too long. I think anyone who's witnessed the work Old Dude has put into his Survivor Series here at the Mane can agree that I picked the right man for the job...
I definetly like the system as it is now. To even tinker with it now seems dangerous as it was headline news on this site for well over a month and a big mess IMO. Well maybe with Old Dude's 100 years of wisdom you guys can figure it out. :)
Mtbrncofn
05-22-2006, 05:37 PM
in the bathroom with the door locked? The wife must be in 2nd trimester by now!
Oh he should be in the money if that's where she is. That second trimester is the friskiest time in the whole deal. ;D
broncosteven
05-22-2006, 05:39 PM
Appropriate usage of "****ing Gay"
For being positive, having a cute kid and trying to get lucky!
Im thinking he might like the ass kicking part
I think you've been the guy that I've been holding out for. Let's talk once I get the Mane's funds back in the black.. - GOD SENT THIS TO ME!!!
Iowanian my gawd you're a tool. try some material that isn't muffled by spider's prick in your mouth
Iowanian you'd never waste sperm...you'd gargle it for an hour
NaptownChief pretty good stuff....you surprised me.
having fun is outlawed at the Mane by some old retards that take everything too seriously
The mullet went silent? lmao!
BroncoBuff1 Kick Griese while he's down! YES! (I assume you're referring to when he fell down the tsairs and blamed his dog? Was it rumored that was BS, he was just drunk? - Note even BB1's reps are longwinded!
SoCalBronco 2 more wins. Go Sox!
broncosteven
05-22-2006, 05:55 PM
Oh he should be in the money if that's where she is. That second trimester is the friskiest time in the whole deal. ;D
It has been 4 years for me & we didn't get far into 3rd before Abby was born.
Saddletramp
06-24-2006, 05:50 PM
I have not had a funny one.
Saddletramp
06-25-2006, 03:27 PM
okay Pez. yours is now the only funny one I have gotten.
also the only funny one ever.
Alkazar
06-27-2006, 04:14 PM
Sent by QuietTiger "I wouldn't know what to do with a wife but to send her home after were done having fun."
Saddletramp
07-12-2006, 10:14 AM
posted by pezzy: Be a good boy while I'm gone.
Saddletramp
08-26-2006, 11:46 PM
Dante's Inferno Test
08-26-2006
08:27 AM
§PideŽ
I wouldnt worry about LABF ....... just click on the post he posted attacking you and type in ......Gee was it somthing i said .... you win the round.
wonder if that is all it really takes? :kiddingme
BroncoMatt
08-27-2006, 09:14 AM
most of my rep was nuggets karma rep, which was really a bad idea because more often than not they lost when we had a karma rep thread
Nuggets4
08-27-2006, 11:06 AM
most of my rep was nuggets karma rep, which was really a bad idea because more often than not they lost when we had a karma rep thread
That's just because more often than not the Nuggets lost no matter what.
Orange_Beard
09-21-2006, 08:19 PM
I got this one the other day from some Homophobic guy called "HotRod".
"take the gerbel out of your ass it makes you sound like a b**** when you cry"
broncocalijohn
10-05-2006, 12:33 PM
my funniest rep i received. By Watermock. So good that i placed it as my sig.....
TailgateNut
10-05-2006, 12:39 PM
Recieved from CBF "stop making sense"!ROFL!
McDortoh
10-05-2006, 02:14 PM
I got this one the other day from some Homophobic guy called "HotRod".
"take the gerbel out of your ass it makes you sound like a b**** when you cry"
um do I even know you?
Rock Chalk
10-05-2006, 02:45 PM
-Slap-: Gargle my nutsack.
That, to date, is my favorite rep comment ever.
Killericon
10-20-2006, 04:14 PM
Right on Killericon
Its too bad, too. I try to ignore the little fool, but every so often I feed the urge to go crap on Bob.
Rep. Your NNNOOO is worthy of Shatner
You are RIGHT ON THE MONESY! I have that more comprehensive O-Mane HOF thread I'll re-post soon...
I didn't know that
Funny!
good post, i agree
Says the 16 year old boy.
drink piss canuk
Mtbrncofn
10-20-2006, 05:45 PM
I know I really shouldn't laugh, but that last one you have on there made me laugh.
Orange_Beard
10-20-2006, 07:17 PM
um do I even know you?
No, You gave me this rep and something about Cheeseman after I called some dumb post you made about queers stupid.
The Mole
04-01-2008, 06:18 AM
http://www.thehindubusinessline.com/2004/02/07/images/2004020700040904.jpg
cbs1177
04-01-2008, 11:13 AM
knoow - i havee an FCC liscense - but - i'm drunk =- but SHHHHHHHHHHH about thatt - i am not sure anyone knowws!
Crushaholic
04-01-2008, 11:20 AM
Hanging out on the rep thread, I can categorically say that Hotrod is NOT the biggest repwhore...
Northman
04-01-2008, 11:28 AM
"satan's helper rep"
"Sorry about the bowl game, Anubis. But in better news you were signed to a futures contract by the Broncos as a punter. Sam Paulescu better watch his back. "
"lmfao..I've never seen a pic of you but the thought of you being our punter just makes me ****ing laugh"
"thanks , I would just rather cut my toes off then give Raider fan props"
Beantown Bronco
04-01-2008, 11:39 AM
"She doesn't really have a nice rack though...doh!!" - Garcia
"Christmas Story Rep....You funny ass Foneco!" - Ray Finkle
"can't imagine what's crawling around between her legs" - Meck (referring to Kim Kardashian)
"Gotcha... all prior signs pointed to you not being retarded, so that one threw me for a loop" - Rev
"I spent a night in Paris... wanna see the video?" - Rev
"I didn't realize Rivers has a weiner." - TGN
"it's tough to do an original dick joke...got to rep you for this" - orangeandblueblooded
DomCasual
04-01-2008, 11:51 AM
The sad thing about reading through this thread is seeing the names of some of the solid posters that are no longer with us.
philiptr2
04-01-2008, 01:50 PM
I dont post a whole lot, so I only have one rep that makes me laugh.
"uh-huh-huh! Oprah. I'd hit it."
Beantown Bronco
04-01-2008, 01:55 PM
"uh-huh-huh! Oprah. I'd hit it."
That sounds like Spider to me.
Northman
04-01-2008, 01:58 PM
I dont post a whole lot, so I only have one rep that makes me laugh.
"uh-huh-huh! Oprah. I'd hit it."
Sounds like my father in-law. He says he constantly says Oprah is SOOOOO FINE! She's the most beautiful woman in the world. lol
Than he adds, she is really green talking about her money. :rofl:
sirhcyennek81
04-01-2008, 02:01 PM
i can't believe your gay. The republican party wants to destroy gays and like a jew your just going to walk into the fire!-Atlas
:Broncos:
sirhcyennek81
04-01-2008, 02:02 PM
<TABLE class=tborder cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=5 width="100%" align=center border=0><TBODY id=collapseobj_usercp_reputation><TR><TD class=alt1Active id=p1354024 width="50%">Broncos at Chiefs... (http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?p=1354024#post1354024)</TD><TD class=alt2 noWrap>11-14-2006 02:39 AM</TD><TD class=alt1 noWrap>Leroy The Disembowler (http://www.orangemane.com/BB/member.php?u=4181)</TD><TD class=alt2 width="50%">we'll see, crisco lover</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
This one was pretty good. For the record, I hate crisco.
:Broncos:
Odysseus
04-01-2008, 06:44 PM
The sad thing about reading through this thread is seeing the names of some of the solid posters that are no longer with us.
When Taco John Jr. becomes an administrator and starts posting that will cook your noodle.
DomCasual
04-01-2008, 07:13 PM
When Taco John Jr. becomes an administrator and starts posting that will cook your noodle.
Quit thinking about my noodle, you little foneco!
BroncoBuff
04-01-2008, 07:27 PM
Gotta share this ....
Boob was pushing buttons about Shanahan being desperate or whatever - anything to anger us like he usually does, and a couple people slapped him down ... but I actually POSITIVE repped him something like, "I give you as much leeway as anyone around here, but now you're just being a d!ck."
Here's his reply:
http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/1289/39684210je3.jpg
ROFL!
TailgateNut
04-01-2008, 07:40 PM
This is a classic: "butt Donkey how much is my negative rep worth" (and this was from one of my best friends on the mane.):thumbs:
Little does he know I'm going to piss in his coors the next time I head "up the Hill".;D
Vegas_Bronco
04-01-2008, 09:17 PM
This is my fav:
<TABLE class=tborder cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=5 width="100%" align=center border=0><TBODY id=collapseobj_usercp_reputation><TR><TD class=alt2 noWrap></TD><TD class=alt1 noWrap>Atlas (http://www.orangemane.com/BB/member.php?u=2889)</TD><TD class=alt2 width="50%">that's illegal as sh!t. Announcing that in a public forum probably isn't a real good thing.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
broncosteven
04-01-2008, 11:06 PM
I got alot of this:
Foneco
Punisher
04-02-2008, 01:13 AM
Sassy (http://orangemane.com/BB/member.php?u=163): "Anyone of us here could have told him that...what a dumbass."
LOL