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Matt: Why is the playbook written in crayon?
05-12-2006, 10:27 AM
Matt: "I'm dating Paris Hilton. Your wife is a scary man-beast. And I'm taking your job inside of 10 weeks. How ya doin' old timer?
05-12-2006, 10:35 AM
What? We are already 4-12 before the season has even started?
So this isn't USC where everything was handed to me?
05-12-2006, 10:38 AM
"What the ****? A quarterback meeting at 5:00? I have a photo shoot with Eye on Phoenix at 5:00."
05-12-2006, 10:55 AM
Warner: Hey Matt, look over there. That's my wife by the fence.
Matt: I'm melting ! I'm melting !
05-12-2006, 11:01 AM
Huh? so a cardinal is a bird.
I could have been in Denver if only....
05-12-2006, 11:09 AM
Matt: "Let's see, Dr. report says in the last week I've contracted Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Syphilis and, whahh, how in the heck did I contract an STD in my a$$!?"
Hey Kurt...I know I'm a rookie and all, but do I really have to do your grocery shopping and why do you need FDS?
05-12-2006, 12:52 PM
Kurt: What do ya got there Matt?
Matt: Oh it's a letter from Paris but all it says is "That's Hot" over and over again
Kurt: hmmmm weird maybe she wrote it after seeing my wife
05-12-2006, 12:56 PM
Matt "Well it says here that Beezlebub is doing fine and we won't win more than 6 games because Mock says so"
Kurt "Ole bitter Mock is still pissed off that we pulled off one of the greatest comebacks in history to knock his Vikes out of the playoffs"
For those of you who don't remember this classic game.....
05-12-2006, 01:03 PM
Matt: I wonder what Paris is doing?
Paris: Who is the next chump for me to date?
05-12-2006, 01:23 PM
Why the heck is the Playbook so short? Its nothing compared to USC's...
05-12-2006, 02:54 PM
Will you read this for me?
Don't ever look me in the eye bitch.
05-12-2006, 03:02 PM
"That the results of your pre-camp physical?"
"Yep. What the hell?! Gonorrhea? Kurt, have you ever had gonorrhea?"
"Yeah, once. Got it in Europe."
"But I've never been to Europe!"
"Well, you have spent some time in Paris."
05-12-2006, 05:38 PM
found this on PFT only thing i have seen on there worth a crap in a while!
Inspired by the arrival of Rod "He Hate Me" Smart in Oakland, the Raiders equipment guy works up a special shirt for quarterback Aaron Brooks
05-12-2006, 05:50 PM
"These schedules and team rules are totally unacceptable... I got a life, man...and stop staring at Paris Kurt"
05-12-2006, 05:59 PM
Matt: "This says you were once an MVP....c'mon, who's putting me on here??"
05-12-2006, 06:34 PM
kurt: I cant even look at you..... I cant even speak to you, you said you loved me. here read this letter i wrote you