My 21st b-day on wednesday

[jebures]

Im actually kind of nervous for this because the guys that are taking me out are raging drunks and have all but guranteed me to get alcohol poisoning, but since my last finals is on that day it will be definately worth it. Wish me luck guys!

[Meck77]

My advice. Don't be a dumbass or let your friends make you into one. Have fun though!

[Needa Pass Rush]

Good luck.

You would be wise to heed the sage advice of Mr. Meck77. Doing well on your finals will serve you better in the long run then drowning brain cells for your buddy's amusement. ;D

[WoodMan]

Like my Daddy told me about 35 years ago. I don't expect you to BE good, just BE careful.;)

[Swedish Extrovert]

Im actually kind of nervous for this because the guys that are taking me out are raging drunks and have all but guranteed me to get alcohol poisoning, but since my last finals is on that day it will be definately worth it. Wish me luck guys!

Have you eve HAD alcohol before.

You COULD be in a little trouble.

[Ray Finkle]

Finkle's tips to survive a 21st birthday drunk fest...

1. Eat a big lunch and late afternoon snack (you want to have something in your stomach but don't eat a big dinner).
2. If you do shots, don't do them all at once
3. If you are going to puke, do it on a buddy....that will teach them for getting you blind drunk
4. After many hours of drinking, do not hit on any women you see....she will be either: A cougar on the prowl or B: butt ass ugly

Follow these four steps and you may survive...

[jebures]

Have you eve HAD alcohol before.

You COULD be in a little trouble.

yes I have had alcohol plenty times before, just this time i have no reason to control my drinking because I wont have to worry about running from the po-po

[jebures]

Finkle's tips to survive a 21st birthday drunk fest...

1. Eat a big lunch and late afternoon snack (you want to have something in your stomach but don't eat a big dinner).
2. If you do shots, don't do them all at once
3. If you are going to puke, do it on a buddy....that will teach them for getting you blind drunk
4. After many hours of drinking, do not hit on any women you see....she will be either: A cougar on the prowl or B: butt ass ugly

Follow these four steps and you may survive...

#4 may be hard to do considering my buddies will be trying to get me on and skank there is in the place. I have dated a girl for 3 1/2 years and it would be a pitty to mess it up on some butt ass ugly chick, if she is super sexy that is a different story.

Oh and by the way my g.f promised me a threesome this summer as part of my birthday present! :twokisses

[Swedish Extrovert]

never stopped me....

the day after sucks

[Swedish Extrovert]

oh and im only 20... but we have ways of getting around that... kinda spoils the fun of a 21st

[Ray Finkle]

#4 may be hard to do considering my buddies will be trying to get me on and skank there is in the place. I have dated a girl for 3 1/2 years and it would be a pitty to mess it up on some butt ass ugly chick, if she is super sexy that is a different story.

Oh and by the way my g.f promised me a threesome this summer as part of my birthday present! :twokisses


In that case...make sure you don't talk to anyone.;)

[jebures]

In that case...make sure you don't talk to anyone.;)

ya but promising and doing are two different things

[Ray Finkle]

ya but promising and doing are two different things


Keep that in mind when you get married.....

[jebures]

Keep that in mind when you get married.....

haha will do

[Kaylore]

My advice. Don't be a dumbass or let your friends make you into one. Have fun though!
What he said. Enjoy yourself, but don't overdo it so that all you remember is how bad you felt the next day.

[SactownOrangeSunday]

The advice of someone who had their 21st just four years ago is this. Drink enough to lose inhabitions, just dont drink enough that you cant get it up lol, girls were "accomodating" on my 21st and I am pretty sure that they will be for you too, if you arent to drunk!!!!!! (and yes I saids girls). :)))))

[Hogan11]

When you start slurring your words, then you've had enough.

Nothing on Earth is worse than a sloppy drunk...try to avoid being that at all costs.

[Swedish Extrovert]

Does anyone ever uncontrollably ever slur their words?

For me, its just a matter of laziness that the alcohol gives me. I usually CAN controll it.

[Hogan11]

Does anyone ever uncontrollably ever slur their words?

For me, its just a matter of laziness that the alcohol gives me. I usually CAN controll it.

You'd be surprised...many can't control such things...they just keep on a sluggin' and that's usually when they start getting sloppy. Experience dictates that they are people who should be avoided at all costs.

[Needa Pass Rush]

#4 may be hard to do considering my buddies will be trying to get me on and skank there is in the place. I have dated a girl for 3 1/2 years and it would be a pitty to mess it up on some butt ass ugly chick, if she is super sexy that is a different story.

Oh and by the way my g.f promised me a threesome this summer as part of my birthday present! :twokisses

Why do I get the feeling that this is your GF's present to herself?? ??? :sunshine:

[jebures]

Why do I get the feeling that this is your GF's present to herself?? ??? :sunshine:


Haha no, it is for me, I have been asking for it for a while, just never thought she would go for it, but even if it is for herself it is still a win win for me!8')

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Have a great time joey, but be safe. we want to see your mock drafts next year.

[ludo21]

Be safe bro.

Dont get too drunk, youy can have fun without getting wasted.

[Sodak]

Mad Dog 20-20. Mad Dog 20-20! Mad Dog 20-20!!

[Rausch]

Mad Dog 20-20. Mad Dog 20-20! Mad Dog 20-20!!

My you burn in hell...

[Crushaholic]

Don't post here immediately after your celebration (or during) unless you want to be subjected to a lot of ridicule...;)

[Rausch]

Be safe bro.

Dont get too drunk, youy can have fun without getting wasted.

And you can he-jaculate without a woman, but...

[jebures]

Don't post here immediately after your celebration (or during) unless you want to be subjected to a lot of ridicule...;)

I doubt i will be able to see the keyboard let alone navigate to the mane

[Swedish Extrovert]

Don't post here immediately after your celebration (or during) unless you want to be subjected to a lot of ridicule...;)


What are you talking about?

When I come home from a long night of drinking and I dont want to go to bed, the first thing I do is come on the mane....

[Blueflame]

Please just make sure there's a sober designated driver... and have a very Happy Birthday.

[ØrangeÇrush]

Haha no, it is for me, I have been asking for it for a while, just never thought she would go for it, but even if it is for herself it is still a win win for me!8')


If she's having a lot more fun than you are, you'd better be worried that you might have unleashed a monster...These things have a way of not being like your fantasy, and than its to late to go back.

[jebures]

If she's having a lot more fun than you are, you'd better be worried that you might have unleashed a monster...These things have a way of not being like your fantasy, and than its to late to go back.

Oh well, it'd still be worth it :wiggle:

[jebures]

Please just make sure there's a sober designated driver... and have a very Happy Birthday.

Ahh I live in a college town so we have this thing called the Drunk Bus, its pretty cool, its a city funded thing. You call them they come pick u up and take u where u need to go!

[DarkHorse30]

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Always follow every other beer with a glass of water. Helps with the hangover... and have a happy birthday.:yayaya:

[dbfan4life]

I doubt i will be able to see the keyboard let alone navigate to the mane

You'd be suprised what you can do whilst drunk! Some people get drunk, get on the Mane, and then start telling everybody off! Great times! Have a great 21st B-day! They are usually the most memorable!

[Rock Chalk]

Good luck.

[freak6]

Dude, it's your birthday, everything goes good on your b-day. I am lights out every b-day on the court and I hooked up with the hottest girl EVER imo on my 27th, and it was all that too. This girl was a friend of my gf, and she had a bf too at the time, but we flirted, an anyway, my bday rolled around and booyaaaaaaaa!!!!

I say you go for broke and get wasted, but go for some girls too, it's your birthday and girls will be all over you.

[Lynchfan]

Just hearing the words "21st Birthday" makes my stomach turn!ugh!~
Have fun and be careful, we want you back so we can hear all about it!:sunshine:

[Meck77]

Ahh I live in a college town so we have this thing called the Drunk Bus, its pretty cool, its a city funded thing. You call them they come pick u up and take u where u need to go!

Buses rule!

[Crushaholic]

What are you talking about?

When I come home from a long night of drinking and I dont want to go to bed, the first thing I do is come on the mane....


I know. I remember the hilarity that ensued...LOL

[Tredici]

Does anyone ever uncontrollably ever slur their words?

For me, its just a matter of laziness that the alcohol gives me. I usually CAN controll it.

Jeez, Smurf. I've been here a few times when you are slurring your typing...

:rofl:

[Blueflame]

Ahh I live in a college town so we have this thing called the Drunk Bus, its pretty cool, its a city funded thing. You call them they come pick u up and take u where u need to go!

Very cool... then your transportation is all set. Now if you can just "pace yourself" so that you still remember the party the next day... ;D :wiggle: :alky:



Buses rule!

Yes, they certainly do... especially a certain orange party bus... :thumbsup:

[Old Dude]

I hope your 21st birthday turns out a lot better for you than mine did for me.

I was trapped in a tiny shack in the middle of nowhere. It took a couple hours just to dig to the car. Which was useless anyway, since snow drifts had closed all the roads for at least five miles in every direction.

I did what I could during the day, but got nowhere. Then, two of my wisdom teeth chose that exact evening to come in - at weird angles, of course - and I was put down by a mind-shattering multiple toothache that went on for hours, with no aspirin, alcohol or drugs in the house.

I finally passed out in pain around 3 in the morning.

Cheers!

[jebures]

I hope your 21st birthday turns out a lot better for you than mine did for me.

I was trapped in a tiny shack in the middle of nowhere. It took a couple hours just to dig to the car. Which was useless anyway, since snow drifts had closed all the roads for at least five miles in every direction.

I did what I could during the day, but got nowhere. Then, two of my wisdom teeth chose that exact evening to come in - at weird angles, of course - and I was put down by a mind-shattering multiple toothache that went on for hours, with no aspirin, alcohol or drugs in the house.

I finally passed out in pain around 3 in the morning.

Cheers!

Damn...anythng would be better than that

[jebures]

Thanks for everything guys! I will take plenty of pictures tonight and get em posted on the mane sometime in the near future!

[MileHighMagic]

Happy birthday! On my 21st we played century club. Puked but felt fine surprisingly. 22 different chix took turns spankin my ass with a belt but had to flash me if they took a swat...still wasn't worth it though.

[jebures]

Happy birthday! On my 21st we played century club. Puked but felt fine surprisingly. 22 different chix took turns spankin my ass with a belt but had to flash me if they took a swat...still wasn't worth it though.

haha wow, ive done the century club before, you fill up faster than u think!