The Mane's Drunk thread aka I Got Kicked Out Of The Bar Tonight

[RhymesayersDU]

Tonight's events:

1) Go to house party, drink keg beer, play beirut

2) Go to bar number one (The Stadium). Have drinks.

3) Go to bar number 2 (The Border). Upon arrival, get a drink. When drinking said drink, one of the sips goes down the wrong pipe, so to speak. Basically I started coughing, and I end up throwing up right in the middle. Go to bathroom, clean myself up. Upon exiting of the bathroom, a bouncer is waiting for me, telling me I need to leave.

On the bright side, the pizza place across the street was open, I got a couple slices to go and came home. But seriously, I'm not that ****ed up. Look at my typing. If I'm gunna get thrown out or a bar, I wanted to be ****ed up. The only reason I threw up is because I was kinda coughing as I drank, and again, it went down the wrong pipe, causing me to cough.

This is bull****.

So, have you ever been kicked out of an establishment? This could make for some good stories!

[Pezman]

Potters in Boulder had me on a permanent ban list after my buddies and I kept stealing the 64 ounce mugs when we'd get blasted back in the day. I've also gotten the axe from total hack bars in Lodo. Sing Sing (which is the worst, most godawful piece of sh*t experience ever) and Fado's were both on the same night. I dont really recall getting the boot at Fado's but I vaguely remember Sing Sing and something about the bartender's missing orange juice. Ah memories... or lack thereof :wiggle:

[RhymesayersDU]

Oh man, I love Sing Sing's! The dueling pianos rule!

[Pezman]

Oh man, I love Sing Sing's! The dueling pianos rule!

Is that place still around? Man, I dont know what it was about that place Rhymes, but it gave off that corporate cookie cutter watering hole back in the day. That, and all the damn bachelorette parties that annoyed the hell out of me.

Last time I was in town, I was not too suprised to see the LoDo scene change a bit since I left in '03. But, the same yuppie plastic crowd was still there. I miss some old school bars like The Tul, Pearls, and Flaps in Boulder.

[RhymesayersDU]

Yeah, Sing Sing's is definately around. I haven't heard of the other places you mentioned, but I've definately been to Sing Sing's.

Oh man, I can't believe I got kicked out of the ****ing Border tonight. I love it.

[watermock]

We used to go to the Border all the time when it was still a dive to play pool and run up a huge tab with eventually was so large he had to cut our gang off. I came back some years later and it had become typically snobbish. If it's the same owner, we always got along. It was totally changed to a night club of sorts...oh well... Might of sold it when he got done redoing it. You should of seen it before the remodel. We went to the stadium as well, dunno if it was remodeled. It was a bigger dive than the Border. One of my biggest memories of University life was ordering the Steak Sub from All-Vee's and reading WestWord and especially reading Matt Groening's "Life in Hell" cartoon at the back of the freebie.

The Border used to have killer smothered burritos.

[freak6]

Yeah, getting the boot out of the Border is bad considering how every freshman goes there to get wasted. Good times to be had there. My boy had a waterfall of puke come out in the parking lot of Borders after finishing off 2 pitchers on January 1st afternoon, watching Jake tear it up in the Fiesta Bowl, even though they lost. It was like a lake, 4 feet wide around, so sick.

I threw up under a bar on my 26th Bday at Blue 67, noone noticed but my friends, we laughed and walked away, some chick took our spot in some Manolos I bet ha haaa.

[watermock]

They had a great dueling piano bar in the West Side in Dallas at their concert area. I love good music, and went there alot when I was in Dallas.

[CBF1]

I am shocked to hear you got the boot.... just like when it happens to me :)

[Broncojef]

I got kicked out of the Alice Springs Casino (Australia) and my buddy who was also thrown out was deported the next week for mooning the bouncers.

[Rausch]

So, have you ever been kicked out of an establishment?


Um.........not tonight.

[Rausch]

They had a great dueling piano bar in the West Side in Dallas at their concert area. I love good music, and went there alot when I was in Dallas.

Yer' no Huckleberry...Yer' no huckleberry ah'tall...

[watermock]

I can't remember the establishment, but we were under age so we just walk into some nudie bar on Broadway and we were asked to leave. My friend just about got into traffic with a toss by some monster because he mouthed off. I just got shoved. It was classic.

[watermock]

I never got kicked out of this blues bar in West Vegas on Freemont that had the best blues. It was a rough bar but had great live blues with my girl loved. This 98 pound spinner redhead had every guy in the bar grabbing at her, and she loved it. It was a freakin' wolfpack close to Amimal house's road trip only they were all bikers that looked like neanderthals. I was just with her and scared...I escaped...never saw her again tho...Ha!

We had a apartment courtyard with a pool in the middle, you know the type, she comes home and tears off her clothes and jumps in a lighted pool. I'm like, honey, this might be a bit over the top. She had a mirrored ceiling and all the closets were mirrored. Good times. Of course, she was an insane tiny Irish girl, she had allready gambled away a fortune in Reno and lost a Ranch in Montana. I always get the crazy ones.

When I tell you a story, it's true to the decimal.

[watermock]

Yer' no Huckleberry...Yer' no huckleberry ah'tall...

Yep, we used to drag our pigs in some hillbilly 65 chevy with a cage to Jefferson City because the price was a bit better than Omaha. Well, my dad wound up a self made millionaire. I used to go to the local store with Grandpa in his 46 Chevy with springs showing to deliver eggs to the local store.

I had it easy tho.

[Broncos4Life]

i actually worked in the bar i got kicked out of. about 6 years ago this place in tucson called backstage. this newbie manager got an attitude about something i cant remember and i walked through the kitchen as i was talkin too him. the door flew open so he thought i was coppen a tude with him. i just got off the clock. sit'n at the bar drink'n a surfer on acid. i finished it and asked the bartender for another. she said i was cut off. i was so pissed. i couldnt believe it! i called my boss and he was like f*** him. needless to say he didnt last but more than two weeks.

[Broncos4Life]

if yall are ever in tucson and go to malonies, make sure you tuck your shirt in. these freakn bouncers will tell you if you dont they will not let you in. now keep in mind. this is not a club. its a freakn bar! i tucked my shirt in once, then pulled it out only too have a bouncer tell me to tuck it in again 20 min later with a your gonna have to leave if you dont phrase.bullsh**!

[Rocket 7]

Tonight's events:

1) Go to house party, drink keg beer, play beirut

2) Go to bar number one (The Stadium). Have drinks.

3) Go to bar number 2 (The Border). Upon arrival, get a drink. When drinking said drink, one of the sips goes down the wrong pipe, so to speak. Basically I started coughing, and I end up throwing up right in the middle. Go to bathroom, clean myself up. Upon exiting of the bathroom, a bouncer is waiting for me, telling me I need to leave.

On the bright side, the pizza place across the street was open, I got a couple slices to go and came home. But seriously, I'm not that ****ed up. Look at my typing. If I'm gunna get thrown out or a bar, I wanted to be ****ed up. The only reason I threw up is because I was kinda coughing as I drank, and again, it went down the wrong pipe, causing me to cough.

This is bull****.

So, have you ever been kicked out of an establishment? This could make for some good stories!
Did they kick out BVP also?

[-Slap-]

Bouncers know better than to **** with me.......;)

When I was 19, I almost got into a fight with a Raider fan who looked like a bigger and much meaner version of Todd Christenson in this piece of **** Raider dive in Burbank. Thankfully the waitress defused the situation in such a way that enabled me to keep my pride.

[-Slap-]

The bouncers in some of the strip clubs out here are crooked. Sometimes they'll team up with a stripper and pull some strongarm scams on drunken tourists. Basically, the stripper will give the guy a lap dance and then tell him he owes her for two. If he refuses to pay, the bouncer shows up and advises him he's going to get the money beaten out of him. Even if the guy can fight his way through a few bouncers, (unlikely since its their job to get into 5-10 fights a week), Metro will generally show up and arrest him. This is actually fairly common in some joints.

[elsid13]

The bouncers in some of the strip clubs out here are crooked. Sometimes they'll team up with a stripper and pull some strongarm scams on drunken tourists. Basically, the stripper will give the guy a lap dance and then tell him he owes her for two. If he refuses to pay, the bouncer shows up and advises him he's going to get the money beaten out of him. Even if the guy can fight his way through a few bouncers, (unlikely since its their job to get into 5-10 fights a week), Metro will generally show up and arrest him. This is actually fairly common in some joints.


Yet another reason why I not a big fan of strip clubs.

[crazyhorse]

Tonight's events:

1) Go to house party, drink keg beer, play beirut

2) Go to bar number one (The Stadium). Have drinks.

3) Go to bar number 2 (The Border). Upon arrival, get a drink. When drinking said drink, one of the sips goes down the wrong pipe, so to speak. Basically I started coughing, and I end up throwing up right in the middle. Go to bathroom, clean myself up. Upon exiting of the bathroom, a bouncer is waiting for me, telling me I need to leave.

On the bright side, the pizza place across the street was open, I got a couple slices to go and came home. But seriously, I'm not that ****ed up. Look at my typing. If I'm gunna get thrown out or a bar, I wanted to be ****ed up. The only reason I threw up is because I was kinda coughing as I drank, and again, it went down the wrong pipe, causing me to cough.

This is bull****.

So, have you ever been kicked out of an establishment? This could make for some good stories!

Funny. I never puke when I cough.

[Dukes]

Yet another reason why I not a big fan of strip clubs.

But wouldn't you be a little suprised if in one way or another a strip club was not shady? Not exactly a high moral establishment.

[elsid13]

But wouldn't you be a little suprised if in one way or another a strip club was not shady? Not exactly a high moral establishment.


You mean that strip clubs are run by honest hard-working Christen folks???

Nay - I been in plenty of them, and I always feel a little dirty when I walk out the door. Beside I rather go out to meet women in real bars, that I might be interested in talking to/being seen with in the morning.

[-Slap-]

I knew a guy who used to like to get thrown out of bars on purpose. When he hit his desired level of intoxication, he would go "bar walking", which always drew an immediate ejection. Drew a sound beating in the parking lot once, too.

At my dumbest, I was hanging around with a pack of fools who determined the guy who had a suspended license from a DUI charge was the best choice as designated driver, because he had nothing to lose. 20 years ago, that was mostly accurate.

[Bronco_Beerslug]

Tonight's events:

1) Go to house party, drink keg beer, play beirut

2) Go to bar number one (The Stadium). Have drinks.

3) Go to bar number 2 (The Border). Upon arrival, get a drink. When drinking said drink, one of the sips goes down the wrong pipe, so to speak. Basically I started coughing, and I end up throwing up right in the middle. Go to bathroom, clean myself up. Upon exiting of the bathroom, a bouncer is waiting for me, telling me I need to leave.

On the bright side, the pizza place across the street was open, I got a couple slices to go and came home. But seriously, I'm not that ****ed up. Look at my typing. If I'm gunna get thrown out or a bar, I wanted to be ****ed up. The only reason I threw up is because I was kinda coughing as I drank, and again, it went down the wrong pipe, causing me to cough.

This is bull****.

So, have you ever been kicked out of an establishment? This could make for some good stories!
Aren't you the one who asked how to get puke out of your bedding? I think I'd give the drinking thing a rest for awhile if I were you.

[RhymesayersDU]

Aren't you the one who asked how to get puke out of your bedding? I think I'd give the drinking thing a rest for awhile if I were you.
hahahah, damnit, I should have seen that coming. Two different things. One night I was black out drunk, and the puking was inevitable. Last night I just kinda choked on my drink. Only a few more months left in Denver, might as well live it up.

Ah well, the pizza was good, and the walk home was nice. Weather was nice and cool.

[GonzoLays]

The Location: Mardi Gras

The Establishment: Don't remember

The Story: Back in college I went down to Mardi Gras with a couple of buddies. One guy who use to attend college with us who had dropped out lived in New Orleans and worked as a chef at a local bar/restaurant. Since we were in college you can assume we were dead broke, and we were. I believe I went down to Mardi Gras with 25 bucks in my pocket for the whole weekend. We got down there on Friday and about two hours after arriving I had already blown my cash on a couple of cheap fifths. Saturday rolls around and we are crashing at our buddies house and he has to go to work. He asks if we wanted to come and that he could get us in for free to watch Better Than Ezra play. We were like, cool we'll go. So we get there and the place is empty and terribly boring. We sit around for like an hour and there is nothing to do. My buddy Owen spots the bar unattended and says, "lets steal some beer." I'm like cool. So we go over and snake a couple of beers. We are drinking the beers and the manager walks over. We are like damn, we are busted. Nope. The guy said he is short of help tonight and he needs a couple of guys to work and our buddy T said the would help out. So we are thinking, damn, we got to work during Mardi Gras. Nope. He needed two guys to be THE VIP ROOM BOUNCERS!!!!!!!!!!!! AARRGGHHH! How cool is that? He needed one guy to be the VIP balcony bouncer and the other guy to be the VIP Room bouncer. We were absolutely dumbfounded by our luck. We get upstairs and there is a HUGE bucket of Abita beer and fine women everywhere. The boss says, "don't touch the beer." We're like cool. He leaves. We start drinking. I'm passing Owen beer out on the balcony and I'm getting hammered inside the VIP room with the band before they go out. It was the coolest! Girls flashing, grabbing, kissing to get into the VIP room; we are getting hammered with band; and we get to watch the show from above the stage in the VIP lounge. Incredible!

Fast forward to four hours later: I'm passed out on a couch in the VIP room; Owen let tons of people (girls) with out VIP passes into the lounge. A guy comes and taps me on the shoulder and says, "get the **** out of here I called the police." I was like huh? I was drunk off my ass. The guy was holding my buddy O by his shirt. We stumble out of there into the parking lot. We see the police coming and jump underneath a car. Now, we don't know if the police car was for us, but we weren't taking any chances. Police leave. We high tail out of the parking lot. Problem is, were drunk and we don't know were in the hell we are. We drove to place with our buddy who worked there and all we remembered that this place was faaaaaaarr from where he lived and New Orleans is a big town. We are in a pickle. If we wait in the parking lot or go back in to talk to our friend, we go to jail. If we leave, we are lost. So we left. Next thing you know, it is morning and we are still lost. Owen didn't have T's number so we couldn't call him. We are sitting in the french quarter and low and behold five guys who lived in the same dorm as us walk by! Saved! They were dorks, but they were familiar faces! We ended up hanging with those guys for the rest of the weekend, calling back home to get T's number, and they dropped us off at his house. Incredible.

[Borks147]

Tonight's events:

1) Go to house party, drink keg beer, play beirut



dude, beirut? not cool

[RhymesayersDU]

dude, beirut? not cool
beer pong, beirut, same difference.

[Borks147]

beer pong, beirut, same difference.

except pong requires skill ; )

[Garcia Bronco]

Yet another reason why I not a big fan of strip clubs.


Yet another reason not go to that ****hole known as Vegas.

[Bronco_Beerslug]

Yet another reason not go to that ****hole known as Vegas.

Give me a break. If you don't like Vegas you don't like living.

[elsid13]

Yet another reason not go to that ****hole known as Vegas.


Let me guess your an AC type of guy??? ;D

[fontaine]

I was in a pub with some of my friends when this guy's younger brother arrives (underaged) and basically wants to hang out with us older guys because he thought it would get him drinks.

So he ambles up to the bartender, orders a drink. The bartender looks our way and says "sure."

Anyways, he comes back a little while latter with a tall glass of milk - (We're barely able to hold back the screams of laughter).

The kid starts to act all tough and says "What's this?"

Bartender: "Don't worry, this one's on the house because it's the first and last drink you'll be having here."

Kid: "Why?"

The bartender didn't say anything and just looked at him while we fell around laughing. After that the kid escorted himself out.

[dbfan4life]

I've been kicked out of the same place twice! First time was totally on me. I was so blasted and was cut off. I kept sneaking drinks and got caught and booted. Second time was BS. I went in with some friends that were in from out of town. Me, being the good host that I am, buy the first round of shots. I pay with $100 dollar bill. The bill came out to 17 and change. Well, this bitch bartender takes my hundred and gives it to some guy standing at the back of the bar area and then comes back and gives me $2 and some for change. I question where the rest of my change is and she quickly turns it into a shouting match. We're going at it until the manager comes. I tell him what happened and he tells the bartender to open her drawer. Of course the hundreds not there because she handed it to that guy standing back behind the bar. I tell the manager that the guy, who has a bulging pocket full of bills in his pocket, btw, has my money. The manager proceeds to call me a liar and I get tossed. I got the last laugh though when a friend was DJ'ing a private party there. I was helping him load up when I noticed the walk in fridge was wide open. I helped myself to a few 30 packs! Last time I ever went to that place, though.

[BroncoFanCam]

Tonight's events:

1) Go to house party, drink keg beer, play beirut

2) Go to bar number one (The Stadium). Have drinks.

3) Go to bar number 2 (The Border). Upon arrival, get a drink. When drinking said drink, one of the sips goes down the wrong pipe, so to speak. Basically I started coughing, and I end up throwing up right in the middle. Go to bathroom, clean myself up. Upon exiting of the bathroom, a bouncer is waiting for me, telling me I need to leave.

On the bright side, the pizza place across the street was open, I got a couple slices to go and came home. But seriously, I'm not that ****ed up. Look at my typing. If I'm gunna get thrown out or a bar, I wanted to be ****ed up. The only reason I threw up is because I was kinda coughing as I drank, and again, it went down the wrong pipe, causing me to cough.

This is bull****.

So, have you ever been kicked out of an establishment? This could make for some good stories!

I have heard of people getting thrown out for less (like accidentally dropping a glass, something much easier to clean up, and less smelly than your puke), I would have tossed your butt out too!

[BroncoFanCam]

I got kicked out of the Alice Springs Casino (Australia) and my buddy who was also thrown out was deported the next week for mooning the bouncers.

Are you still in the Aussie land?

I ask because I am in Brisbane (moved here 3 years ago nearly.)

[watermock]

Sympathy pukes are the worst.

[TheManeMan]

I got kicked out of this place Highlands here in Hollywood, before even getting in...for calling the bouncer a dickhead...and the only reason why I called him that is because he kept telling my girlfriend and I to get in line...and we were, I told him we're in line dickhead, calm down...he was like what did you say? I said, we ARE in line dickhead, you heard me...He said, get out of here before I have the security people escort you away, I said fine, F*** you, grabbed my GF's hand and walked away...havent been there since...

[Pezman]

Ah yeah beer and wine are so fine. Up for those who are feeling toasty on this long weekend!

[Sassy]

Why aren't you in bed ;D

[Pezman]

Why aren't you in bed ;D

Three day weekend = beerfest! :wiggle:

[Sassy]

I thought it was Cabernet...

[youcandoit1687]

The Location: Mardi Gras

The Establishment: Don't remember

The Story: Back in college I went down to Mardi Gras with a couple of buddies. One guy who use to attend college with us who had dropped out lived in New Orleans and worked as a chef at a local bar/restaurant. Since we were in college you can assume we were dead broke, and we were. I believe I went down to Mardi Gras with 25 bucks in my pocket for the whole weekend. We got down there on Friday and about two hours after arriving I had already blown my cash on a couple of cheap fifths. Saturday rolls around and we are crashing at our buddies house and he has to go to work. He asks if we wanted to come and that he could get us in for free to watch Better Than Ezra play. We were like, cool we'll go. So we get there and the place is empty and terribly boring. We sit around for like an hour and there is nothing to do. My buddy Owen spots the bar unattended and says, "lets steal some beer." I'm like cool. So we go over and snake a couple of beers. We are drinking the beers and the manager walks over. We are like damn, we are busted. Nope. The guy said he is short of help tonight and he needs a couple of guys to work and our buddy T said the would help out. So we are thinking, damn, we got to work during Mardi Gras. Nope. He needed two guys to be THE VIP ROOM BOUNCERS!!!!!!!!!!!! AARRGGHHH! How cool is that? He needed one guy to be the VIP balcony bouncer and the other guy to be the VIP Room bouncer. We were absolutely dumbfounded by our luck. We get upstairs and there is a HUGE bucket of Abita beer and fine women everywhere. The boss says, "don't touch the beer." We're like cool. He leaves. We start drinking. I'm passing Owen beer out on the balcony and I'm getting hammered inside the VIP room with the band before they go out. It was the coolest! Girls flashing, grabbing, kissing to get into the VIP room; we are getting hammered with band; and we get to watch the show from above the stage in the VIP lounge. Incredible!

Fast forward to four hours later: I'm passed out on a couch in the VIP room; Owen let tons of people (girls) with out VIP passes into the lounge. A guy comes and taps me on the shoulder and says, "get the **** out of here I called the police." I was like huh? I was drunk off my ass. The guy was holding my buddy O by his shirt. We stumble out of there into the parking lot. We see the police coming and jump underneath a car. Now, we don't know if the police car was for us, but we weren't taking any chances. Police leave. We high tail out of the parking lot. Problem is, were drunk and we don't know were in the hell we are. We drove to place with our buddy who worked there and all we remembered that this place was faaaaaaarr from where he lived and New Orleans is a big town. We are in a pickle. If we wait in the parking lot or go back in to talk to our friend, we go to jail. If we leave, we are lost. So we left. Next thing you know, it is morning and we are still lost. Owen didn't have T's number so we couldn't call him. We are sitting in the french quarter and low and behold five guys who lived in the same dorm as us walk by! Saved! They were dorks, but they were familiar faces! We ended up hanging with those guys for the rest of the weekend, calling back home to get T's number, and they dropped us off at his house. Incredible.

haha holy shi t, crazy story, where do/did u go to college?

[BroncoBuff]

You're over-rationalizing, Rhyme ....

Basically, if you throw up on a table while drinking in this world, there gonna ask you to leave.

[hades]

Speaking of being drunk - sorry tho, nothing to do with getting kicked out of a bar, but this picture cracks me up!


This guy was on the ground floor, his friend was on the second floor balcony of an apartment and poured a beer to him, He was dared to guzzle a beer poured from the balcony. If you didn't know it was a beer, you'd think horse shot a load on him!

[RhymesayersDU]

Who brought this thread back? Hahahahah.

[Sassy]

Who brought this thread back? Hahahahah.
Pez...he was a little "toasted" last night! :P

[Atlas]

Tonight's events:

1) Go to house party, drink keg beer, play beirut

2) Go to bar number one (The Stadium). Have drinks.

3) Go to bar number 2 (The Border). Upon arrival, get a drink. When drinking said drink, one of the sips goes down the wrong pipe, so to speak. Basically I started coughing, and I end up throwing up right in the middle. Go to bathroom, clean myself up. Upon exiting of the bathroom, a bouncer is waiting for me, telling me I need to leave.

On the bright side, the pizza place across the street was open, I got a couple slices to go and came home. But seriously, I'm not that ****ed up. Look at my typing. If I'm gunna get thrown out or a bar, I wanted to be ****ed up. The only reason I threw up is because I was kinda coughing as I drank, and again, it went down the wrong pipe, causing me to cough.

This is bull****.

So, have you ever been kicked out of an establishment? This could make for some good stories!

You should know better than to start these threads.

Did you drive from the house party to the bar after drinking?notsofastnotsofast

[Dutch]

Oh man,
Got more of these stories than you can count. One of the funniest happened at Camp Fuji in Japan. We were conducting a joint live-fire exersize with the British Royal Marines. On Friday afternoon after the week of training we were all allowed to head to the club on base. It turns out to be a doublewide trailer with a pretty small bar. We basically drank them out of beer and booze in around three hours so the base CO gets a couple of military school busses together and ships us all down to Tokyo. What a blast! We ended up at the Hard Rock Cafe' after about an hour bus ride. As we all proceed to get tanked up a couple of the Brits get up on the tables and start singing some hilarious drinking song and taking their clothes off! Out of nowhere come the biggest Japanese bouncers I had ever seen. These guys all looked like Sumo wrestlers! The bouncers start grabbing us a couple at a time and chucking us out in the street where the little Japanese Police officers were rounding us up and putting us in the paddy wagons. A few guys tried to start some crap with the JP's, NOT a good idea as they all have at least two blackbelts in the martial arts. We all ended up in jail for the night, but the base CO came and got us all out in the morning. Cracks me up because that guy knew exactly what he was doing sending us all down there, guess he did it all the time. Kept him from having to deal with the problem until everyone was too hung over to argue with him!

[The Mole]

Quid Pro Drunk

[smalltowngrll]

ROFL!

Really...the Mole? Drunk?? WOW!!! That's impressive!

EDIT: BTW, I'm proud to say that I've NEVER been kicked out for being drunk! At least not yet. But, wait until after my cruise..then I'll come back to this and tell you what happened! ;D

[ZachKC]

I have been enjoying drinking less and less these days...not going out as much. Kind of weird actually.

[The Mole]

The Mole suggests drinking in groups of at least two. Friends are fun, and can drive our drunk rear ends home.

Quid Pro Burp

[cutthemdown]

Never been tossed from a bar. In my family we are taught to hold our liquor with dignity.

[thumpc]

Dignity is good, but admit it, you wish you had a story for this thread. Everybody should have one.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

I ordered a Dr. Pepper at the first bar I went to. They should have kicked me out.

[milehimike]

Reading these bring back fond memories of my days in Orange county Ca, got thrown out of almost every bar there. But now I just pace myself at the bars, and finish the nights/mornings drinking at home. That way I don't have to worry about driving or passing out in a place I shouldn't. I guess one could say with age comes wisdom. If you can find wisdom in drinking to the extreme or if you party till you puke, then do it at home with friends you can trust.

[Los Broncos]

Ive never been kicked out, but i was with a buddy at a local bar. He orderd a burbon, beer, and vodka, threw up a min after he downed them. Bar back told him he had to leave, needless to say he was trashed.

And the bars around here in the OC are filled with a bunch of stiffs.

[Pendejo]

I ordered a Dr. Pepper at the first bar I went to. They should have kicked me out.

The Blue Oyster?

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[Los Broncos]

I have been enjoying drinking less and less these days...not going out as much. Kind of weird actually.

Same here, theres a few bars within walking distance near me. I just kick it at home and have a few pops here and there. Plus theres to many bars flys and tweekers down there.

[Hogan11]

Never been tossed from a bar. In my family we are taught to hold our liquor with dignity.

Same here....the last thing on Earth I'd ever want to be is a sloppy drunk because I can't stand them myself.

[Los Broncos]

My good friend is the worst sloppy drunk in the entire world. Cant stand to be around him when hes that way. And what makes it worse is that he drinks Icehouse! :spit:

[ZachKC]

Same here, theres a few bars within walking distance near me. I just kick it at home and have a few pops here and there. Plus theres to many bars flys and tweekers down there.

Kind of the funny part is I just moved into the area that has a lot of nightlife...two areas that are within 2 blocks of me.

[Los Broncos]

Kind of the funny part is I just moved into the area that has a lot of nightlife...two areas that are within 2 blocks of me.

Time to get some poon

[REB]

Spent a lot of time in bars in my 20's but never got kicked out. Going to bars doesn't do anything for me anymore. I'd rather sit at home and have a few beers while playing a game with the wife or playing online poker.

Last time I was in a bar I had this drunk arse who would just not leave me the hell alone. Saying all kinds of wise arse chit. Normally I would just ignore the bastard and move to another area but something clicked in me that night and I grabbed him by the throat and held him up against the wall and said "if you make one move I'll crush your windpipe. He didn't move and when I let him go he said "it's cool man, it's cool" and slithered away. Well I was so upset about how I reacted that I went home and finished my drinkin' :)

[Los Broncos]

Spent a lot of time in bars in my 20's but never got kicked out. Going to bars doesn't do anything for me anymore. I'd rather sit at home and have a few beers while playing a game with the wife or playing online poker.

Last time I was in a bar I had this drunk arse who would just not leave me the hell alone. Saying all kinds of wise arse chit. Normally I would just ignore the bastard and move to another area but something clicked in me that night and I grabbed him by the throat and held him up against the wall and said "if you make one move I'll crush your windpipe. He didn't move and when I let him go he said "it's cool man, it's cool" and slithered away. Well I was so upset about how I reacted that I went home and finished my drinkin' :)

Dam, my buddy does the same ****. He likes to be social when he drinks and people dont want to get to know him, they just want to drink and have fun.

He picks up on chicks that are there with their bfs. One dude was going to rough him up.

[Spider]

the memories ;D
I have been kicked out of Country land in commerce city , the silver spur , it'll do , drop in , after the gold rush ,The Grizzley Rose ..... the fort in Greeley , the Libation station , Nob Hill, the Gambler , ....... And the best one ever was the Rebel in youngstown Ohio , that was a wild ass night ;D only injury I suffered was a broken nose

[REB]

Dam, my buddy does the same ****. He likes to be social when he drinks and people dont want to get to know him, they just want to drink and have fun.

He picks up on chicks that are there with their bfs. One dude was going to rough him up.

Yea, well I wouldn't have minded if he wanted to sit and talk football or whatever but he was just looking for trouble and seeing how far he could go. Well he found out :)

[REB]

the memories ;D
I have been kicked out of Country land in commerce city , the silver spur , it'll do , drop in , after the gold rush ,The Grizzley Rose ..... the fort in Greeley , the Libation station , Nob Hill, the Gambler , ....... And the best one ever was the Rebel in youngstown Ohio , that was a wild ass night ;D only injury I suffered was a broken nose


You freakin' trouble maker Ha!

[cutthemdown]

Ive never been kicked out, but i was with a buddy at a local bar. He orderd a burbon, beer, and vodka, threw up a min after he downed them. Bar back told him he had to leave, needless to say he was trashed.

And the bars around here in the OC are filled with a bunch of stiffs.

Here is So calif we have to deal with the yuppies on one side, and the indie freaks on the other.

[Los Broncos]

Here is So calif we have to deal with the yuppies on one side, and the indie freaks on the other.

For sure man. I grew up in long beach and i like the night life out there much better than in the oc.

Ive spent tons of money at bars here in town and get nothing but ****ty attuides. Im not saying the bartenders should suck me off, but maybe a little courtsey would be nice.

[Spider]

You freakin' trouble maker Ha!

LOL , the good old days , Now I just sit at home ....... I do have another badge of Honor ;D
I got kicked out of the TA in Rawlins Wyoming , for going after 2 drivers for Knight Transportation , for blocking the fuel Island ........

[Los Broncos]

Yea, well I wouldn't have minded if he wanted to sit and talk football or whatever but he was just looking for trouble and seeing how far he could go. Well he found out :)

Speaking of talking about sports. He isnt even a sports fan let alone a football fan. After the chargers won the afc west last season, he was on that wagon faster than bob on a twinkie. He went out and bought a charger shirt and came over for the playoff game, i laughed in his face when they lost.

[REB]

Speaking of talking about sports. He isnt even a sports fan let alone a football fan. After the chargers won the afc west last season, he was on that wagon faster than bob on a twinkie. He went out and bought a charger shirt and came over for the playoff game, i laughed in his face when they lost.


LOL

[Blueflame]

Dam, my buddy does the same ****. He likes to be social when he drinks and people dont want to get to know him, they just want to drink and have fun.

He picks up on chicks that are there with their bfs. One dude was going to rough him up.

That sounds sorta like a guy we encountered at a local tavern last weekend... he was just begging for a good buttkicking.

[Pendejo]

That sounds sorta like a guy we encountered at a local tavern last weekend... he was just begging for a good buttkicking.

Sorry. I was just showing affection.

[Blueflame]

Sorry. I was just showing affection.

Hilarious! Ha! ROFL! :giggle:

[Jana®]

Potters in Boulder had me on a permanent ban list after my buddies and I kept stealing the 64 ounce mugs when we'd get blasted back in the day. I've also gotten the axe from total hack bars in Lodo. Sing Sing (which is the worst, most godawful piece of sh*t experience ever) and Fado's were both on the same night. I dont really recall getting the boot at Fado's but I vaguely remember Sing Sing and something about the bartender's missing orange juice. Ah memories... or lack thereof :wiggle:
Does SingSing suck that bad? That's where my sister is having her bachelorette party in August. I live in Denver and have never been there.

[Jana®]

Spider.. you got kicked out of the Rose? LMAO!

[smalltowngrll]

That sounds sorta like a guy we encountered at a local tavern last weekend... he was just begging for a good buttkicking.


Haha, yeah, I know a couple of people that are like that!

[Atlas]

Tonight's events:

1) Go to house party, drink keg beer, play beirut

2) Go to bar number one (The Stadium). Have drinks.

3) Go to bar number 2 (The Border). Upon arrival, get a drink. When drinking said drink, one of the sips goes down the wrong pipe, so to speak. Basically I started coughing, and I end up throwing up right in the middle. Go to bathroom, clean myself up. Upon exiting of the bathroom, a bouncer is waiting for me, telling me I need to leave.

On the bright side, the pizza place across the street was open, I got a couple slices to go and came home. But seriously, I'm not that ****ed up. Look at my typing. If I'm gunna get thrown out or a bar, I wanted to be ****ed up. The only reason I threw up is because I was kinda coughing as I drank, and again, it went down the wrong pipe, causing me to cough.

This is bull****.

So, have you ever been kicked out of an establishment? This could make for some good stories!

I almost got kicked out of a bar after the Arizona/Bronco game this year. Instead I just got lectured by some manager or something.

[REB]

Sorry. I was just showing affection.


LOL LOL

[smalltowngrll]

I almost got kicked out of a bar after the Arizona/Bronco game this year. Instead I just got lectured by some manager or something.

That was CLASSIC! I couldn't believe you spit out the food on the table! That was too funny! :rofl:

[Spider]

Spider.. you got kicked out of the Rose? LMAO!

;D yeah .........