I knew Boob in high school...

[SoonerBronco]

We used to make him do the truffle shuffle or we would steal his lunch money...He had a mullet and drove a '73 Camaro spray painted red with "gO cHeifs?" in yellow on the sides. He would wear these red sweat pants that were about 3 sizes to small (so you could really tell how small his manhood was )and a Vintage Terry Metcalf Jersey. He tried really hard to get this one important postition on the football team, but to his dismay, the town retard already had the position filled. So, he reluctantly sat in the stands for all the home football games and held up a sign that said "HaNK stRam is my DaD" and shouted obsenities at the town retard....

He just needed a chance...then it happened...chiefsplanet.com was born and he finally had a place he could feel at home, and in time, be revered by his mullet wearing, welfare check spending, peers.

[Atlas]

Did he drive around town with the windows down jamming to Winger or Chicago's Greatest Hits volume II?

[SoonerBronco]

Did he drive around town with the windows down jamming to Winger or Chicago's Greatest Hits volume II?

Billy Squier actually...you fill in the song...:wiggle:

[Atlas]

Billy Squier actually...you fill in the song...:wiggle:

I'm sure the song of choice for him by Billy Squier would be "Stroke Me"

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

I heard he was quite a lady's man

[fontaine]

I heard he was quite a lady's man

Actually he was quite a boob man. As in he loved playing with his own man boobs.

[ZachKC]

heh, out of curiosity I clicked the button that shows threads made. Sooner has made 15 threads...4 of them talking about Bob in the thread title.

Why beat around the bush Sooner. Just ask him out on a date already.

[ICON]

I'm sure the song of choice for him by Billy Squier would be "Stroke Me"http://www.kissfaq.com/albumcovers/cover_squire_large.jpgLOL

[Bob's your Information Minister]

'cus we're motorin'...what's your price for life? And finding mr. right...we'll be alright tonight.....baneerneerrrrrrr

[SoonerBronco]

heh, out of curiosity I clicked the button that shows threads made. Sooner has made 15 threads...4 of them talking about Bob in the thread title.

Why beat around the bush Sooner. Just ask him out on a date already.

He's my backup plan after I get through with your mother....:~ohyah!:

[Smiling Assassin27]

how this isn't in the butt already is beyond me...though it sounds like it may end up there, eh boob? eh sooner?

[epicSocialism4tw]

ahh, man...what an embarrassing thread. Come on, SoonerBronco. Dont embarrass the Sooners or the Broncos like ths.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

I can't help it if people here love to talk about me...I'm just popular that way.

No autographs, please.

[SoonerBronco]

Take a chill pill guys...everyone needs a laugh every now and then. ;)

I promise...no more boob threads for a month.

[ZachKC]

Take a chill pill guys...everyone needs a laugh every now and then. ;)

I promise...no more boob threads for a month.
Wow, we need to find you a real sense of humor. Maybe you just don't get out much?

[SoonerBronco]

Wow, we need to find you a real sense of humor. Maybe you just don't get out much?

Kinda like you finding plenty of time to make over 5000 posts on the Broncos board...obsess much???

[brncs_fan]

Kinda like you finding plenty of time to make over 5000 posts on the Broncos board...obsess much???
This thread could have some potential for 3 pages.

[GonzoLays]

ahh, man...what an embarrassing thread. Come on, SoonerBronco. Dont embarrass the Sooners or the Broncos like ths.

Must be a Sooner thing because you embarrass yourself everyday. :thumbs:

[Paladin]

Let me put it this way: All of the KC fans come around here begging for some bit of acknowledgement, and to learn about football. They are soooooo jealous of the Broncos and their fans.

[ZachKC]

Kinda like you finding plenty of time to make over 5000 posts on the Broncos board...obsess much???
I love football. With football? Obsessed.

I will own that. Will you own your crush on Bob?

[Sarcastro]

Wow, we need to find you a real sense of humor. Maybe you just don't get out much?

He doesn't have time to go out with all the gochiefs fanfiction he writes.

[Dr. Broncenstein]

The only thing that sucks worse than a Chorf fan is a Sooner fan...

[Spider]

We used to make him do the truffle shuffle or we would steal his lunch money...He had a mullet and drove a '73 Camaro spray painted red with "gO cHeifs?" in yellow on the sides. He would wear these red sweat pants that were about 3 sizes to small (so you could really tell how small his manhood was )and a Vintage Terry Metcalf Jersey. He tried really hard to get this one important postition on the football team, but to his dismay, the town retard already had the position filled. So, he reluctantly sat in the stands for all the home football games and held up a sign that said "HaNK stRam is my DaD" and shouted obsenities at the town retard....

He just needed a chance...then it happened...chiefsplanet.com was born and he finally had a place he could feel at home, and in time, be revered by his mullet wearing, welfare check spending, peers.
LOL ........

[24champ]

heh, out of curiosity I clicked the button that shows threads made. Sooner has made 15 threads...4 of them talking about Bob in the thread title.

Why beat around the bush Sooner. Just ask him out on a date already.
Zach your right on cue to protect your boyfreind from insults on the mane.Ha!

[SoCalBronco]

Bob is actually a pretty cool guy.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Bob is actually a pretty cool guy.

Indeed. It's no surprise most people here have a raging hardon for me.

[Kaylore]

Indeed. It's no surprise most people here have a raging hardon for me.
Sounds like another one of your fantasies, Bob.

[Bronx33]

Indeed. It's no surprise most people here have a raging hardon for me.


It's not a hardon blob it's just the pure fun of beating you down for a good laugh. (it's fun) sooooooo which playboy magazine you dating tonight?

[24champ]

It's not a hardon blob it's just the pure fun of beating you down for a good laugh. (it's fun) sooooooo which playgirl magazine you dating tonight?
correction

[BroncoBuff]

Did he drive around town with the windows down jamming to Winger or Chicago's Greatest Hits volume II?
Hey, no fair. I love Chicago.

[brncs_fan]

It's not a hardon blob it's just the pure fun of beating you down for a good laugh. (it's fun) sooooooo which playboy magazine you dating tonight?
Who needs a magazine when you can stare at your av? zowie!

[SoonerBronco]

The only thing that sucks worse than a Chorf fan is a Sooner fan...

Remind me not to bring my family to your clinic....

[bronco militia]

Indeed. It's no surprise most people here have a raging hardon for me.

hey you two, get a room!

;D

[Dr. Broncenstein]

Remind me not to bring my family to your clinic....

Hey... don't bring your family to my clinic. Also, don't start threads that make you look like a jagoff.

[ZachKC]

You know its bad when OM members are calling you a jagoff while attempting to rip on a Chiefs fan.

Good times.

[Dagmar]

hey you two, get a room!

;D

Dude, that picture is NOT cool!

[Hulamau]

http://www.kissfaq.com/albumcovers/cover_squire_large.jpgLOL

Brodie Croyle looks like Billy Squire :-)

[SoonerBronco]

You know its bad when OM members are calling you a jagoff while attempting to rip on a Chiefs fan.

Good times.

Guess it takes a jagoff to know one eh Zac?

[Crushaholic]

Hey, no fair. I love Chicago.

Now you know what I going through. People insist on calling him Boob. I like boobs...:cuss:

[bronco militia]

Dude, that picture is NOT cool!

that one must have hit close to home;D

[kamakazi_kal]

how about a yearbook pic.???
please tell me the posted one isn't real

[ZachKC]

"It takes one to know one" has been invoked on this thread.

Ha.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

how about a yearbook pic.???
please tell me the posted one isn't real

No one on the internet will ever see my yearbook picture. It is horrible. I hate it with a passion.