Genetics gone crazy for Cowboys/Raiders big uglies...weird stuff

[footstepsfrom#27]

Now this is some weird stuff...LOL...Mother Nature obviously has a warped sense of humor...these two dudes even played on the same college team. Truth is stranger than fiction...

Drafted by Oakland in round 3: http://www.nfl.com/draft/profiles/2006/mcquistan_paul

Drafted by Dallas in round 7: http://www.nfl.com/draft/profiles/2006/mcquistan_pat

[scorpio]

Now this is some weird stuff...LOL...Mother Nature obviously has a warped sense of humor...these two dudes even played on the same college team. Truth is stranger than fiction...

Drafted by Oakland in round 3: http://www.nfl.com/draft/profiles/2006/mcquistan_paul

Drafted by Dallas in round 7: http://www.nfl.com/draft/profiles/2006/mcquistan_pat


Ha. I think one of the Cheeps fans on here has an animated GIF of the first one morphing into that deformed kid from the movie "Mask"

[Rulon Velvet Jones]

Aren't they twin brothers? Blame the parents for the ugliness.

[broncocalijohn]

Now this is some weird stuff...LOL...Mother Nature obviously has a warped sense of humor...these two dudes even played on the same college team. Truth is stranger than fiction...

Drafted by Oakland in round 3: http://www.nfl.com/draft/profiles/2006/mcquistan_paul

Drafted by Dallas in round 7: http://www.nfl.com/draft/profiles/2006/mcquistan_pat

To have two kids hit by the same ugly stick is a horrible site seeing these two Circus freaks grow up. The only good payback is they might have a NFL career. I would love to see the broads that marry these two. That will be proof that golddiggers will go after anything for money. Damn, dem boys is ugly!

[footstepsfrom#27]

To have two kids hit by the same ugly stick is a horrible site seeing these two Circus freaks grow up. The only good payback is they might have a NFL career. I would love to see the broads that marry these two. That will be proof that golddiggers will go after anything for money. Damn, dem boys is ugly!
Yeah...if there's some kind of female equivalent to the male fantasy regarding twins, this surely isn't it...:giggle:

[Raider Bill]

Other than the obvious "Mask" references (Mask and Rocky)
the knicknames we're kicking around are Shrek, O Doyle (O Doyle rules!) and McUgly.

[Tha rock]

Other than the obvious "Mask" references (Mask and Rocky)
the knicknames we're kicking around are Shrek, O Doyle (O Doyle rules!) and McUgly.
LOL

[Clockwork Orange]

Sweet Jesus, those two faces could make a freight train take a dirt road.

[azbroncfan]

I wonder if hovan is related???

[DomCasual]

Now this is some weird stuff...LOL...Mother Nature obviously has a warped sense of humor...these two dudes even played on the same college team. Truth is stranger than fiction...

Drafted by Oakland in round 3: http://www.nfl.com/draft/profiles/2006/mcquistan_paul

Drafted by Dallas in round 7: http://www.nfl.com/draft/profiles/2006/mcquistan_pat
Wow, I thought they had put the wrong picture with the profile. They are identical.

I hope their mom had her tubes tied as soon as she saw them.

[Raider Bill]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq75-dUJlDY

[jossjeff]

Other than the obvious "Mask" references (Mask and Rocky)
the knicknames we're kicking around are Shrek, O Doyle (O Doyle rules!) and McUgly.

I'm not getting the Shrek references...

Sincerely,












http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v132/Ghostmech/0682fb2d.gif

If he plays half as nasty as he looks he's a surefire hall of famer.

[scorpio]

What kind of merciful god would allow those two to live into adulthood?

And what the hell are they putting in the milk these days?

[watermock]

That's what happens when you split the ugly gene, you get the super-ugly half gene. The missing DNA is replaced by meat instead of brains.

[footstepsfrom#27]

Wow, I thought they had put the wrong picture with the profile. They are identical.

I hope their mom had her tubes tied as soon as she saw them.
Hilarious! Hilarious!

[watermock]

They make the Predator look cute. He certainly needs to be put behind a helmet, preferably tinted.

The video looked like has very good talent. I imagine Shell has good talent assesing OL. I still can't believe he fired both Shell and Shanahan...well, I can I guess. He's pulling old tires out of the garage now.

[watermock]

Other than the obvious "Mask" references (Mask and Rocky)
the knicknames we're kicking around are Shrek, O Doyle (O Doyle rules!) and McUgly.

Instead of Shrek, I would say shriek.

[-Slap-]

I wonder if hovan is related???
I wonder if their mom was related to their dad.

[gunns]

How did KC miss out on these two???

Mullets and red to boot. A matching set.

[Florida_Bronco]

I wonder if their mom was related to their dad.

:spit: