Four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and they are whirled off to OZ.

[Bronco_Beerslug]

http://img460.imageshack.us/img460/5660/tornado0ny.gif


They finally make it to the Emerald City and came before the Great Wizard.


http://img460.imageshack.us/img460/5328/image00225jy.gif


"What brings you before the great wizard of Oz?"


http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/1836/jc8we.jpg

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:
"I've come for some courage."
"No problem!" says the Wizard. "Who is next?"



http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/4707/rr9mm.jpg

Ronald Reagan steps forward,
"Well........., I.......I think I need a heart."
"Done," says the Wizard.
"Who comes next before the great and powerful Oz?"



http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/7769/gb9oo.jpg

Up stepped George Bush sadly and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
"No problem!" says the Wizard.
"Consider it done."

There is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there,
looking around, but doesn't say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
"What do you want?"


http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/23/bc1cb.jpg

[scorpio]

*sigh* I miss Bill Clinton.

[OrangeShadow]

that was pretty comical

[ludo21]

http://www.azcardinals.com/fanzone/messageboard/images/smilies/Sign.gif

[OrangeShadow]

http://www.azcardinals.com/fanzone/messageboard/images/smilies/Sign.gif

that needs to be inluded in the default smilies

[ludo21]

that needs to be inluded in the default smilies


yeah, i added it to the Smiles thread in the photsop forum, we will see if it gets added or not.

I got it from a AZ cards board. i like it, could be the :mock: smile

[DarkHorse]

Hehehe - I got a chuckle outta that one.

[Sir Mawn]

*sigh* I miss Bill Clinton.

Me too.

[TexanBob]

Clinton would do Dorothy...and Glenda the Good Witch...and Auntie Em...and half the munchkins.

He just wouldn't do the Wicked Witch of the West because he never cheats with women who look like his wife.

[SteveTensi13]

Clinton would do Dorothy...and Glenda the Good Witch...and Auntie Em...and half the munchkins.

He just wouldn't do the Wicked Witch of the West because he never cheats with women who look like his wife.

LOL LOL :rofl:

[Alkazar]

Me too.
Not me, he screwed this country up too much and I'm glad he's gone. But this is not the political forum so I'll drop it there.

[SteveTensi13]

*sigh* I miss Bill Clinton.

Me too, I'd wake up every morning think about his administration and break out laughing. Then I'd go to bed watch what he did or said on the news and go to bed laughing some more!! Great times they were!!

[Kaylore]

Reagan Ruled.
http://www.house.gov/israel/images/specialfeatures/reagan.jpg

[Bronco_Beerslug]

Reagan Ruled.
http://www.house.gov/israel/images/specialfeatures/reagan.jpg

Before or after he visited the wizard?

[watermock]

Before or after he visited the wizard?

No, after the aliens paid a visit!

[Requiem]

Reagan smells.

[Kaylore]

Before or after he visited the wizard?
Yes.

[Play2win]

If you actually lived when he wasn't senile, you'd know he sent this economy reeling, especially at the pump...

Reagan makes me puke a little bit in my mouth every time I see his face... Usually I can keep it in my mouth...

[Bronco_Beerslug]

If you actually lived when he wasn't senile, you'd know he sent this economy reeling, especially at the pump...

Reagan makes me puke a little bit in my mouth every time I see his face... Usually I can keep it in my mouth...
Worst decade I've ever experienced (economically).

My home I bought in 1979 for 44,500 appraised at 37,000 in 1989.

[sirhcyennek81]

*sigh* I miss Bill Clinton.


Yeah, good old days, when the whole country was aflame with blue dress fever and the meaning of "Is"

:Broncos:

[Kaylore]

If you actually lived when he wasn't senile, you'd know he sent this economy reeling, especially at the pump...
I'm not fourteen. And Carter killed the economy. Reagan brought it back.

[Bronco_Beerslug]

I'm not fourteen. And Carter killed the economy. Reagan brought it back.
:rofl:

[Rock Chalk]

If you actually lived when he wasn't senile, you'd know he sent this economy reeling, especially at the pump...

Reagan makes me puke a little bit in my mouth every time I see his face... Usually I can keep it in my mouth...
I feel the same about clinton. I dont even try to keep it in my mouth and hopefully there's a flaming liberal fag around I can hurl on.

[Orange_Beard]

Clinton: Atleast out kids were getting blown up for no reason.
If the guys wants a BJ from a chubby girl, good for him.

May be if Bush got one once in awhile, he would stop sending Americans to Iraq.

[Rock Chalk]

Clinton: Atleast out kids were getting blown up for no reason.
If the guys wants a BJ from a chubby girl, good for him.

May be if Bush got one once in awhile, he would stop sending Americans to Iraq.
First of all, I could give a **** about Clinton's blowjob. What I give a **** about is his treason to this country. His selling of classified technologies to a communist state called China. Letting them have national state secrets in return for....Free Trade. Yet, we didnt get the free trade. We got a heavily one sided trade agreement with China.

Why? Because Clinton is a treasonous scumbag.

He should be summarily executed in public to show the nation what we do to traitors.

[Tombstone RJ]

If we could all choose to re-elect one of the above presidents, who would it be?

For me, I'd take Carter. He's the only one I'd trust in the White House.

[sirhcyennek81]

If we could all choose to re-elect one of the above presidents, who would it be?

For me, I'd take Carter. He's the only one I'd trust in the White House.


Yeah, so what if his four years in office set the stage for Islamic terror we face today...

:Broncos:

[Bronco_Beerslug]

First of all, I could give a **** about Clinton's blowjob. What I give a **** about is his treason to this country. His selling of classified technologies to a communist state called China. Letting them have national state secrets in return for....Free Trade. Yet, we didnt get the free trade. We got a heavily one sided trade agreement with China.

Why? Because Clinton is a treasonous scumbag.

He should be summarily executed in public to show the nation what we do to traitors.

First of all, he didn't sell any secrets to China. What he did do was not disclose that they were stolen. And yeah, his administration tried to cover that fact up, kinda like the Bush administration knowing the intell showed Iraq was no threat to us but lying to the American people and saying the opposite. So no, Clinton isn't a "treasonous scumbag" just another lying politician (see George Bush).

[Tombstone RJ]

Yeah, so what if his four years in office set the stage for Islamic terror we face today...

:Broncos:

Bwaaahahaha! OK, whatever.

My point is, if you have to choose one of the above, which one do you take, and why?

[Orange_Beard]

Yeah, so what if his four years in office set the stage for Islamic terror we face today...

:Broncos:


It's always somebody else fault.

Who trained Osama and his crew?

Ronny Raygun. They were armed and trained to fight the USSR in Afganastn.

[watermock]

First of all, I could give a **** about Clinton's blowjob. What I give a **** about is his treason to this country. His selling of classified technologies to a communist state called China. Letting them have national state secrets in return for....Free Trade. Yet, we didnt get the free trade. We got a heavily one sided trade agreement with China.

Why? Because Clinton is a treasonous scumbag.

He should be summarily executed in public to show the nation what we do to traitors.

The Oil for Food program and his pandering to a insane dictator in N. Korea is on my list.

[TexanBob]

It's always somebody else fault.

Who trained Osama and his crew?

Ronny Raygun. They were armed and trained to fight the USSR in Afganastn.

Osama wasn't anywhere near Afghanistan back then. Stop getting your history from Micheal Moore movies.

[gunns]

Me too, I'd wake up every morning think about his administration and break out laughing. Then I'd go to bed watch what he did or said on the news and go to bed laughing some more!! Great times they were!!

Yeah, too bad we can't have that with Bush.....most of us are going to be crying instead.

[Bronco_Beerslug]

Osama wasn't anywhere near Afghanistan back then. Stop getting your history from Micheal Moore movies.
Actually, it's you who needs a history lesson.

--------------------------------------------
However, within days, Gorbachev learned to his surprise that Reagan had no interest in such a deal. In a conversation on Feb. 27 with Italy's foreign minister, Giulio Andreotti, Gorbachev said, "We have information from very reliable sources … that the United States has set itself the goal of obstructing a settlement by any means," in order "to present the Soviet Union in a bad light." If this information is true, Gorbachev continued, the matter of a withdrawal "takes on a different light."

Without U.S. cooperation, Gorbachev couldn't proceed with his plans to withdraw. Instead, he allowed his military commanders to escalate the conflict. In April, Soviet troops, supported by bombers and helicopters, attacked a new compound of Islamic fighters along the mountain passes of Jaji, near the Pakistani border. The leader of those fighters, many of them Arab volunteers, was Osama Bin Laden.

In his magisterial book, Ghost Wars (possibly the best diplomatic history written in the past decade), Steve Coll recounts the fateful consequences:

The battle lasted for about a week. Bin Laden and 50 Arab volunteers faced 200 Russian troops. … The Arab volunteers took casualties but held out under intense fire for several days. More than a dozen of bin Laden's comrades were killed, and bin Laden himself apparently suffered a foot wound. … Chronicled daily at the time by several Arab journalists … the battle of Jaji marked the birth of Osama bin Laden's public reputation as a warrior among Arab jihadists. … After Jaji he began a media campaign designed to publicize the brave fight waged by Arab volunteers who stood their ground against a superpower. In interviews and speeches … bin Laden sought to recruit new fighters to his cause and to chronicle his own role as a military leader. He also began to expound on expansive new goals for the jihad.

http://tinyurl.com/zzbwj

------------------------------------------------------------------
How the CIA created Osama bin Laden
BY NORM DIXON

In 1986, bin Laden brought heavy construction equipment from Saudi Arabia to Afghanistan. Using his extensive knowledge of construction techniques (he has a degree in civil engineering), he built “training camps”, some dug deep into the sides of mountains, and built roads to reach them.

These camps, now dubbed “terrorist universities” by Washington, were built in collaboration with the ISI and the CIA. The Afghan contra fighters, including the tens of thousands of mercenaries recruited and paid for by bin Laden, were armed by the CIA. Pakistan, the US and Britain provided military trainers.

Tom Carew, a former British SAS soldier who secretly fought for the mujaheddin told the August 13, 2000, British Observer, “The Americans were keen to teach the Afghans the techniques of urban terrorism — car bombing and so on — so that they could strike at the Russians in major towns ... Many of them are now using their knowledge and expertise to wage war on everything they hate.”

Al Qaeda (the Base), bin Laden's organisation, was established in 1987-88 to run the camps and other business enterprises. It is a tightly-run capitalist holding company — albeit one that integrates the operations of a mercenary force and related logistical services with “legitimate” business operations.
http://tinyurl.com/crfeb

[Orange_Beard]

Osama wasn't anywhere near Afghanistan back then. Stop getting your history from Micheal Moore movies.


Time to turn off FOX "NEWS" and pull your head out of Limbjunckies ass.

[TexanBob]

Actually, it's you who needs a history lesson.

--------------------------------------------

http://tinyurl.com/zzbwj

------------------------------------------------------------------
How the CIA created Osama bin Laden
BY NORM DIXON


http://tinyurl.com/crfeb

Oh, wow! I'm impressed. You cite the commie left Slate.com and the even further left "Green Left Weekly".

High journalistic credentials there.

If you believe the leftist kooks, the CIA is behind everything.

I guess you can't find anyone credible to back up your assertions.

Is Art Bell your next source?

[Bronco_Beerslug]

Oh, wow! I'm impressed. You cite the commie left Slate.com and the even further left "Green Left Weekly".
High journalistic credentials there.
If you believe the leftist kooks, the CIA is behind everything.
I guess you can't find anyone credible to back up your assertions.
Is Art Bell your next source?
If you would have actually read a little you would have seen the link for sources was the Woodrow Wilson International Center for Scholars. But if you don't like the sources link to anything that shows Bin Laden wasn't in Afghanistan at those times. I'll be waiting for your evidence that shows the CIA didn't arm him in the 1980s in Afghanistan, and waiting, and waiting.

------------------------------------------------------------
BIN LADEN’S BEGINNINGS
http://www.msnbc.com/news/190144.asp?cp1=1
As his unclassified CIA biography states, bin Laden left Saudi Arabia to fight the Soviet army in Afghanistan after Moscow’s invasion in 1979. By 1984, he was running a front organization known as Maktab al-Khidamar - the MAK - which funneled money, arms and fighters from the outside world into the Afghan war.
What the CIA bio conveniently fails to specify (in its unclassified form, at least) is that the MAK was nurtured by Pakistan’s state security services, the Inter-Services Intelligence agency, or ISI, the CIA’s primary conduit for conducting the covert war against Moscow’s occupation.

Mujahideen
The mujahideen were significantly financed, armed, and trained by the United States (the Carter and Reagan administrations), China, Pakistan, and Saudi Arabia. President Reagan praised them as freedom fighters, and an American movie at this time, Rambo III, portrayed them as heroic. This connection is ironic, in light of the future turn of events in which many of the same men would end up as a major threat to the United States. This sort of blowback, in which a state would help to create a force to fight another state, but that same force would then turn against its creator, was seen earlier in the 20th century, e.g., the German support for the Bolshevik underground in Russia which inevitably ended in the Soviet threat to Germany and the creation of Soviet satellite East Germany.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mujahideen

[Tombstone RJ]

Oh, wow! I'm impressed. You cite the commie left Slate.com and the even further left "Green Left Weekly".

High journalistic credentials there.

If you believe the leftist kooks, the CIA is behind everything.

I guess you can't find anyone credible to back up your assertions.

Is Art Bell your next source?

Can you provide a link to a credible source that disputes the claim that Bin Laden wasn't trained by the CIA, sometime in the 1980's when the USSR was occupying Afghanistan?

[watermock]

it isn't a secret that we supported opposition to the Russians in Afganistan, this continued thru the entire Clinton administration.

It's not my responibiity to defute that Bin Laden was trained by the CIA, it's your duty to prove he was. Point this advanced RPG and point it at a helicoper. That's truly advanced training.

We didn't expect idiots to take over the government in the form of the Taliban. BTW, Usama was in Sudan before he was exiled and fled to Afganistan. Take it to the circle jerk room where you can all play with yourselves.

[Bronco_Beerslug]

it isn't a secret that we supported opposition to the Russians in Afganistan, this continued thru the entire Clinton administration.

It's not my responibiity to defute that Bin Laden was trained by the CIA, it's your duty to prove he was. Point this advanced RPG and point it at a helicoper. That's truly advanced training.


:rofl:

The Russians had completed their withdrawal from Afghanistan in 1989. I didn't know Clinton was president then but you sure knew it, huh?

My only duty is to laugh at your ignorant and uneducated, drunken rants.

[sirhcyennek81]

It's always somebody else fault.

Who trained Osama and his crew?

Ronny Raygun. They were armed and trained to fight the USSR in Afganastn.

yeah. Reagan saw osama walking down the street, and said you know, lets train this man to be a terrorist, that way, in 2001 he can plunge the world into war... Carter single handedly gave iran to the nutbags that run that country today. Carter was too weak to be effective, and we are still dealing with the bull**** he lacked the fortitude to confront then, today.

:Broncos:

[Bronco_Beerslug]

yeah. Reagan saw osama walking down the street, and said you know, lets train this man to be a terrorist, that way, in 2001 he can plunge the world into war... Carter single handedly gave iran to the nutbags that run that country today. Carter was too weak to be effective, and we are still dealing with the bull**** he lacked the fortitude to confront then, today.

:Broncos:

Sorry, trying to blame Carter for what Reagan did in Afghanistan doesn't hold any water. The "nutbags" took Iran just like they are taking Iraq.

[Jetmeck]

First of all, I could give a **** about Clinton's blowjob. What I give a **** about is his treason to this country. His selling of classified technologies to a communist state called China. Letting them have national state secrets in return for....Free Trade. Yet, we didnt get the free trade. We got a heavily one sided trade agreement with China.

Why? Because Clinton is a treasonous scumbag.

He should be summarily executed in public to show the nation what we do to traitors.

Excuse me but in the scheme of things Clinton ****ed up a couple of times and Bush has NOT ****ed up ONCE OR TWICE. Pull your head out !

[Orange_Beard]

yeah. Reagan saw osama walking down the street, and said you know, lets train this man to be a terrorist, that way, in 2001 he can plunge the world into war... Carter single handedly gave iran to the nutbags that run that country today. Carter was too weak to be effective, and we are still dealing with the bull**** he lacked the fortitude to confront then, today.

:Broncos:

You just completely proved my point. Thank You.
Instead of refuting or explaining you, blame somebody else.

It's always somebody else fault!

[SteveTensi13]

Just watched a documentary on Ronald Reagan, titled; IN THE FACE OF EVIL; REAGANS WAR. Excellent program!! Made me cry a couple of times. I strongly recommended it.

[Orange_Beard]

Just watched a documentary on Ronald Reagan, titled; IN THE FACE OF EVIL; REAGANS WAR. Excellent program!! Made me cry a couple of times. I strongly recommended it.


Pussy! (LOL)

[SteveTensi13]

p***Y! (LOL)

So as a card carrying lib I would think you would appreciate another mans manly tears. Just goes to show, liberals are all talk.

[Orange_Beard]

So as a card carrying lib I would think you would appreciate another mans manly tears. Just goes to show, liberals are all talk.


Just breaking your balls.

I voted for Reagan, twice.

[penguintheory]

If the dems can't take back the white house after the worst president since hoover they don't deserve it

[Bronco_Beerslug]

Oh, wow! I'm impressed. You cite the commie left Slate.com and the even further left "Green Left Weekly".

Still waiting for your link that shows bin laden wasn't financed in Afghanistan in the 1980's under Reagan Bob, and waiting, and waiting, and waiting.

[SteveTensi13]

Still waiting for your link that shows bin laden wasn't financed in Afghanistan in the 1980's under Reagan Bob, and waiting, and waiting, and waiting.

Typical liberal, "Prove it didn't happen!"

[sirhcyennek81]

You just completely proved my point. Thank You.
Instead of refuting or explaining you, blame somebody else.

It's always somebody else fault!


well...it is carter's fault. so...blaming him would be the correct thing to do.

:Broncos:

[Bronco_Beerslug]

Typical liberal, "Prove it didn't happen!"

"Prove it didn't happen!"?? What? Are you in the wrong thread?