Introducing a new Mod...

[Taco John]

Hey all,

As many folks know, moderator Faderproof (aka. Pat, DenFan, ClarettNextOJ), won't be around much for the forseeable future, leaving a gap at moderator.

Today I am filling that gap. After much personal deliberation between a couple different upstanding individuals on the Mane, the absolute right choice smacked me between the eyes last week. Now I'm not saying that Old Dude physically punched me. Just the fact that he'd be a perfect moderator did.

Old Dude has accepted the moderator invitation and is standing by to ban anyone who disagrees with him being picked.

Welcome aboard Old Dude!

[Rascal]

Great. You picked the pschopath who created survivor.

[scorpio]

Hey all,

As many folks know, moderator Faderproof (aka. Pat, DenFan, ClarettNextOJ), won't be around much for the forseeable future, leaving a gap at moderator.

Today I am filling that gap. After much personal deliberation between a couple different upstanding individuals on the Mane, the absolute right choice smacked me between the eyes last week. Now I'm not saying that Old Dude physically punched me. Just the fact that he'd be a perfect moderator did.

Old Dude has accepted the moderator invitation and is standing by to ban anyone who disagrees with him being picked.

Welcome aboard Old Dude!

Cool, good choice. We need somebody to remind us of the days when nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them and people wore onions on their belts (as was the style at the time).

[Arkansas Bronco]

Congrats OD. Happy hunting.

[-Slap-]

But he's so old. Can he relate to the posters of this era?

[Mediator12]

Oh great! Those pm's after being ousted in survivor are going to get me BANNED!

Good choice TJ. Fair and CRAZY!

[TheManeMan]

Congrats Old Dude...^5

[Old Dude]

Great. You picked the pschopath who created survivor.

http://images.usatoday.com/life/gallery/survivor-stars/jeff-probst.jpg

When can I start voting people off the island?

[Rocket 7]

Congrats Old Dude!

[Garcia Bronco]

Welcome to the fold.....I one word for you: control.

These people are nuts so you have to crack the whip....

j/k

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Great Choice Dude - now get busy and crack down on all those trolls :)

[Crushaholic]

Welcome to the fold.....I one word for you: control.

These people are nuts so you have to crack the whip....

j/k

Old Dude is nuts, so he'll be able to handle it...Ha!

[Garcia Bronco]

Great Choice Dude - now get busy and crack down on all those trolls :)


Btw...I wanted to talk to you about your TPS report.

[heydensmom]

OD you rock! Congrats!

[Boobs McGee]

First off, Congrats Old Dude.

secondly, i must have missed out on what happened to faderproof. Where did he go?

[Hotrod]

I highly suggest banning someone withing the first couple of hours. It will set the tone ;D

[Blueflame]

A most excellent choice, TJ... congratulations, OD! :D

[smalltowngrll]

http://images.usatoday.com/life/gallery/survivor-stars/jeff-probst.jpg

When can I start voting people off the island?

Rascal goes first!! ;)



Congrats!! :thumbs:

[Meck77]

First off, Congrats Old Dude.

secondly, i must have missed out on what happened to faderproof. Where did he go?

Old Dude brings the cred! What happend to DenFan? Is he ok? Did I miss the thread?

[Rock Chalk]

Old Dude brings the cred! What happend to DenFan? Is he ok? Did I miss the thread?
Yeah, he just doesnt have consistent internet access.

I just sent him a message on myspace as I noted he was logged on, sent him a message to drop by and let everyone know he wasnt dead and such.

[GSRelyea]

Can't believe that Bob didn't get the gig........

[Rock Chalk]

Can't believe that Bob didn't get the gig........
Taco keeps turning down my application.

[Northman]

Hey all,

As many folks know, moderator Faderproof (aka. Pat, DenFan, ClarettNextOJ), won't be around much for the forseeable future, leaving a gap at moderator.

Today I am filling that gap. After much personal deliberation between a couple different upstanding individuals on the Mane, the absolute right choice smacked me between the eyes last week. Now I'm not saying that Old Dude physically punched me. Just the fact that he'd be a perfect moderator did.

Old Dude has accepted the moderator invitation and is standing by to ban anyone who disagrees with him being picked.

Welcome aboard Old Dude!



Why the hell would you hire that old hag?













jk. congrats man. ;)

[heydensmom]

I highly suggest banning someone withing the first couple of hours. It will set the tone ;D
I think hotrod's volunteering!

[Orange_Beard]

You should kill a chicken, with your bare hands, on the first day.
Good way to set the tone.

[Tredici]

Jeez. Why'd you have to pick someone with a modicum of integrity?

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

I highly suggest banning someone withing the first couple of hours. It will set the tone ;D

Can I make a couple of suggestions? ;D

[Broncoman13]

Congrats (I think) Old Dude!!!

[Rohirrim]

Way to go, OD. I've always been good to you. Right?

[ZachKC]

Great choice.

[Old Dude]

I've been sorting through my new mod toys, but I think Pez took all the disintegrators.

[Rascal]

I don't know why you picked someone so old, by the time he figures things out (new things are hard to pick up for older folks) he won't be able to see the computer screen.







Yeah I'm going to get banned.

[DrFate]

congrats

:afro:

[GonzoLays]

Fine choice Taco! Old Dude is one of the best posters on the mane.

I heard the final choice came down between Old Dude and myself. I can't believe he won.

[Old Dude]

I don't know why you picked someone so old, by the time he figures things out (new things are hard to pick up for older folks) he won't be able to see the computer screen.







Yeah I'm going to get banned.

I'm on my way to get fitted for dentures. :wave:

[Rascal]

I'm on my way to get fitted for dentures. :wave:

Hopefully somebody else is driving. 8')

[Mediator12]

I've been sorting through my new mod toys, but I think Pez took all the disintegrators.

Good luck getting any away from him!

[Rascal]

Congrats Old Dude. And excellent choice TJ...a lot better then those other mod choices you've made. I mean Pezman of all people...seriously...WTF????

LOL

[elsid13]

Interesting, does this effect OD's AARP status in any way???

[Needa Pass Rush]

:olddude: :notworthy

Way to go, OD! :strong:

[BMF Bronco]

Hey all,

As many folks know, moderator Faderproof (aka. Pat, DenFan, ClarettNextOJ), won't be around much for the forseeable future, leaving a gap at moderator.

Today I am filling that gap. After much personal deliberation between a couple different upstanding individuals on the Mane, the absolute right choice smacked me between the eyes last week. Now I'm not saying that Old Dude physically punched me. Just the fact that he'd be a perfect moderator did.

Old Dude has accepted the moderator invitation and is standing by to ban anyone who disagrees with him being picked.

Welcome aboard Old Dude!
congrats bro

[24champ]

Congrats OD.

[cabronco]

Good choice ! Congrats Old Dude !

[Mtbrncofn]

Great choice! Congrats, OD!

[BigPlayShay]

Congrats Old Dude. I am not brown nosing, just respecting my elders :thumbs:

[Hulamau]

Old Dude is a great choice and will be good a troll patrol!

[rbackfactory80]

congrats old dude, stay young!

[ludo21]

Man.......from Survivor creator, to Mod. OD, congrats bro!

[Ratboy]

Congrats.

[listopencil]

http://images.usatoday.com/life/gallery/survivor-stars/jeff-probst.jpg

When can I start voting people off the island?

Good choice for mod. I've always appreciated your solid takes on the game. Congrats.

[elsid13]

Old Dudes new schedule

0530 - Get up - bladder issues
0700 - Breakfast - lots of prunes
0800 - Post on the mane and complain about young folks
0900 - Start another zombie love connection thread
1030 - Lunch
1100 - Use his new found mod powers to complain about young folks
1400 - Post why it was better in his day
1420 - Start to ban someone
1425 - Forget what he was doing and starts to talk about his old guy illiness
1500 - Post a thread about old school footballers, and how young kids these day don't have it so tough with their fancy message boards
1510 - Accidential lock himself out of the mod section and complain about the darn fancy thing-a-jigs.
1600 - turn on the blink light that incident board is down, and forgets about turning it off
1700 - Dinner
1900 - Bed time

[SoCalBronco]

An excellent choice.

Congrats Old Dude. :)

[DomCasual]

Doesn't he go to bed at, like, 7:00?

And Mock is to Jack Daniels what OD is to Ensure.

But he is organized, as is evidenced by the fact that he keeps all his medicine in one of those daily pill carriers.

Some men wear boxes. Others wear briefs. OD wears OopsICrappedMyPants.

OD's neighbors always know what he's watching on TV, because he turns it up loud enough for the whole street to hear.

OD drives 10 MPH below the speed limit, in the fast lane.

I can't think of anything else.

[Ray Finkle]

I would have sworn it was Majik....


Congrats Old Dude...perfect choice...

[Dagmar]

Congrats Old Dude...you crazy bastard.

[Old Dude]

Good news. Only a partial bridge. No full blown dentures yet! I feel like a whippersnapper again.

[Kaylore]

This is awesome. Old Dude was the first poster on the Mane that I really seemed to agree with a lot. He is also the first person to ever rep me. Level headed and smart. :thumbsup: :strong:

[ludo21]

This is awesome. Old Dude was the first poster on the Mane that I really seemed to agree with a lot. He is also the first person to ever *** me. Level headed and smart. :thumbsup: :strong:


shhh.......

Dont say the 3 letter word around here anymore!! :rofl:

[Florida_Bronco]

What happened to Faderproof?

[Hogan11]

Better you than me.

I've seen a Mod's job in the past on an Expos board and I wouldn't want it ever again.

Here's wishing you a successful tenure.

[Sassy]

Good Luck Old Dude.

[Atlas]

Old Dude??? Does he still post here???

Great choice anyway.

[Arkie]

Perfect choice. The all-time draft thread runs smoother when Old Dude is in charge (and not hosting survivor.)

[gunns]

Congrats Old Dude, it's not advanced age but advanced knowledge, just harder to dredge up. Our era just took a step up!

If you find those disintegrators start with elsid and Dom. :olddude:

[Bronx33]

Great. You picked the pschopath who created survivor.


LOL! i was going to say that!

[Odysseus]

Congratulations to the oldest "DUDE" on the Mane.

[Vegas_Bronco]

Moderator + Old Dude = MOLD (I approve).

[CBF1]

Congrats... I bet Old dude younger is part of a package deal :)

PS: I am old too, Do not ban me. I vote for TheDave aka Meat Gazer to get the first swing of your mighty axe.

[PatsWin2002]

Congrats to Old Dude! !Booya!

[Odysseus]

Good news. Only a partial bridge. No full blown dentures yet! I feel like a whippersnapper again.

Orangemane provides a dental program for Mods? LOL

You are the genetically disposed to this mod crap. You'll be the first Mod to partially ban a guy or mess up his login so that every third word of a guys post reflect tourettes syndrome or a lisp or something. You'll probably have it so Magik is only allowed to use pink Bradley Hand ITC font in italics with a 9 point font. I think things are going to be different when you start the game Survivor Highlander - Mod Island. I bet all the similes are changing.

All hail king of the avatars!

[Pezman]

Oh great, as if we didnt already have enough warped, power-hungry grumpy, smelly, depends wearing mods around here.

Congrats on joining the club oh evil one. Just make sure you put your locker next to Blue's since SoCal and Faderproof's both have that "not so fresh" smell in them.

Have you recieved your magic decoder ring yet?

[Mediator12]

This is awesome. Old Dude was the first poster on the Mane that I really seemed to agree with a lot. He is also the first person to ever rep me. Level headed and smart. :thumbsup: :strong:

Actually, he is delusional ;D What does that say about him agreeing with you Hilarious!

[Old Dude]

...
Have you recieved your magic decoder ring yet?

Yeah, but they tell me you hogged all the death rays.

[Pezman]

Yeah, but they tell me you hogged all the death rays.
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[BMF Bronco]

Pez, you frighten me at times

[Pezman]

Pez, you frighten me at times

Muahahaha, coming from a damn dirty Husker fan, I take that as a compliment ROFL!

[dbfan4life]

you can't do that to him, he's old, look at him, he's so old, he's just...too old...

Congrats OD!

[Arkansas Bronco]

Sorry to stray here but did happy fun ball come from a Sat. night live comercial? Trying to remember where i seen that at.

[bendog]

I was figuring Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, so this is good news ... probably.