Bronx33
04-15-2006, 12:39 PM
HA!
Dallas Tower: "Tower to Saudi Airfreight 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9 Right."
Saudi Airfreight: "Thank you Dallas Tower. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9 Romeo - Allah be Praised !!"
Dallas Tower: "Tower to Iran Cargo 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 27 Left."
Iran Cargo 711: "Thank you Dallas Tower. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27 Lima. - Allah is Great !!"
Pause: Static.............
Saudi Air: "DALLAS Tower! DALLAS Tower!!!"
Dallas Tower: "Go ahead Saudi Airfreight 911"
Saudi 911: "YOU HAVE CLEARED TWO AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!
Dallas Tower: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?
Dallas Tower: "Tower to Saudi Airfreight 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9 Right."
Saudi Airfreight: "Thank you Dallas Tower. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9 Romeo - Allah be Praised !!"
Dallas Tower: "Tower to Iran Cargo 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 27 Left."
Iran Cargo 711: "Thank you Dallas Tower. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27 Lima. - Allah is Great !!"
Pause: Static.............
Saudi Air: "DALLAS Tower! DALLAS Tower!!!"
Dallas Tower: "Go ahead Saudi Airfreight 911"
Saudi 911: "YOU HAVE CLEARED TWO AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!
Dallas Tower: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?