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scorpio
04-14-2006, 03:26 PM
THIS IS FUN - DO IT!

Pick the month you were born in:

January--I danced with
February--I loved
March--I choked on
April--I licked
May-- I kicked
June--I murdered
July--I sang to
August--I had lunch with
September--I ran over
October--I smoked
November--I yelled at
December--I kissed

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a paperclip
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a gangster
6-------a Mexican
7-------a llama
8-------a banana
9-------myself
10-------my neighbor
11-------an I pod
12-------my dog
13-------Chuck Norris
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------my best friends' boyfriend
20-------a football player
21-------a permanent marker
22-------my boyfriend's tongue
23-------a noodle
24-------my girlfriend
25-------a baseball bat
26-------my sister
27-------a cd
28-------my science teacher
29-------a thorn bush
30-------my cell phone
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because I'm sexy
Black-------Because I'm a ninja who wants taco bell.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because I love her.
Blue--------Because the voices told me to
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------because I'm an ass
Gray--------Because I'm drunk as hell
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.

ludo21
04-14-2006, 03:29 PM
I loved a Permanent Marker, because thats how i roll. Ha!

ClevelandBronco
04-14-2006, 03:29 PM
I sang to a homeless guy because I'm drunk as hell.

watermock
04-14-2006, 03:31 PM
no link I can see

Ok...I had lunch with my science teacher because I was drunk as hell...

Burned!

ClevelandBronco
04-14-2006, 03:32 PM
no link I can see

Par.

epicSocialism4tw
04-14-2006, 03:33 PM
I kissed my science teacher because that's how I roll!

Hotrod
04-14-2006, 03:34 PM
I kissed myself because thats how I roll. Ha! That sounds like me.

Crushaholic
04-14-2006, 03:34 PM
I ran over a goat because that's how I roll

rbackfactory80
04-14-2006, 03:35 PM
I kicked a goat because I am drunk as hell

ludo21
04-14-2006, 03:36 PM
For those of you who chose, thats how i roll, what color are you wearing then?

ksBRONCOfan
04-14-2006, 03:37 PM
I loved a cd because I love her... hmmm...

Crushaholic
04-14-2006, 03:45 PM
For those of you who chose, thats how i roll, what color are you wearing then?

I consider this shirt teal. It's not blue and it's not green, so it's "other"...

Hotrod
04-14-2006, 03:48 PM
Multi color jobby ;D

Crushaholic
04-14-2006, 03:49 PM
I loved a cd because I love her... hmmm...

You have lots of love to give...ROFL!

Boobs McGee
04-14-2006, 03:55 PM
I murdered a baseball bat because I'm a ninja who wants taco bell.

Hotrod
04-14-2006, 04:04 PM
Im pretty happy to not be Born on March 22nd and be sporting a white shirt Ha!

Rocket 7
04-14-2006, 04:06 PM
I danced with a spoon because I'm a ninja who wants taco bell.

Ratboy
04-14-2006, 04:09 PM
I choked on a gangster because i'm sexy.

Garcia Bronco
04-14-2006, 04:15 PM
I kicked a mexican because I hate myself.

Ratboy
04-14-2006, 04:17 PM
I kicked a mexican because I hate myself.

Are you a mexican?

Dr. Broncenstein
04-14-2006, 04:25 PM
I danced with my sister because that's how I roll.... B!tches!

Rock Chalk
04-14-2006, 04:36 PM
I licked a stuffed animal because I'm sexy.

Rock Chalk
04-14-2006, 04:37 PM
Im pretty happy to not be Born on March 22nd and be sporting a white shirt Ha!
Hahahahahahahaha,

Hogan11
04-14-2006, 04:41 PM
I yelled at a phone because I'm a ninja who wants taco bell.

If you know me at all, you know how close to being true that actually is.

RhymesayersDU
04-14-2006, 04:46 PM
I choked on a monster Because I'm drunk as hell.

Sounds a lot like last night... at least the drunk as hell part.

Den Smith 49
04-14-2006, 05:10 PM
I choked on a goat because I'm drunk as hell.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

GoHAM
04-14-2006, 05:30 PM
I yelled at my sister because I'm a ninja who wants Taco Bell.

watermock
04-14-2006, 06:06 PM
I'm the President because I didn't smoke with Bubba and didn't do Monica.

epicSocialism4tw
04-14-2006, 06:20 PM
I yelled at my sister because I'm a ninja who wants Taco Bell.

Im not one to stand in the way of a Ninja and taco bell. Your sister should have known better. At least you didnt roundhouse-kick her head clean off.

watermock
04-14-2006, 06:30 PM
I'm Usama,will castrate your pig,turn it's nuts into silk purse...

TheManeMan
04-14-2006, 06:59 PM
I yelled at a gangster cuz thats how I roll...

heydensmom
04-14-2006, 07:13 PM
I yelled at my girlfriend Because I'm NOT homosexual.

LMAO mines funny.

12th man
04-14-2006, 07:45 PM
I choked on my neighbor because I love her.

heydensmom
04-14-2006, 08:10 PM
I choked on my neighbor because I love her.
Are you a serial killer?

12th man
04-14-2006, 08:18 PM
Are you a serial killer?
no.

STBumpkin
04-14-2006, 08:20 PM
I yelled at a phone because I love her

Kaylore
04-14-2006, 10:48 PM
I loved my best friend's boyfriend because I'm drunk as hell.

:blueflame :cowgirl: :peace: http://aethlos.com/uploaded_images/gay_flag_aethlos-798673.gif

scorpio
04-14-2006, 10:51 PM
I loved my best friend's boyfriend because I'm drunk as hell.

.

Kaylore
04-14-2006, 10:54 PM
ROFL! :wiggle:

...If Bob can grow out of it, I can too.

Bronco X
04-14-2006, 11:24 PM
I danced with a llama because that's how I roll.

smalltowngrll
04-15-2006, 12:47 AM
I kissed myself because I'm NOT homosexual....

Well....DUH!! :kiss:

Casper Bronco
04-15-2006, 01:52 AM
I murdered a Mexican because I'm sexy

gunns
04-15-2006, 01:59 AM
I sang to my boyfriends tongue because I'm a ninja who want taco bell???

watermock
04-15-2006, 02:18 AM
I caught Gauge in a threesome and brought my cat.

heydensmom
04-15-2006, 08:59 AM
I loved my best friend's boyfriend because I'm drunk as hell.

:blueflame :cowgirl: :peace: http://aethlos.com/uploaded_images/gay_flag_aethlos-798673.gif
LOL see I'd rather have that one...

heydensmom
04-15-2006, 09:01 AM
I kissed myself because I'm NOT homosexual....

Well....DUH!! :kiss:
LOL some self lovin goning on STG...huh. ROFL! :wiggle:

clint7
04-15-2006, 09:45 AM
I yelled at a Mexican because that's how I roll.

MrPeepers
04-15-2006, 10:41 AM
i had lunch with my boyfriends tongue because the voices told me to.

Aug 22, blue shirt

ludo21
04-15-2006, 10:48 AM
i had lunch with my boyfriends tongue because the voices told me to.

Aug 22, blue shirt


:rofl: LOL

Maybe i wont be moving to Flag if thats what your all like ;D

Dagmar
04-15-2006, 10:48 AM
I yelled at a noodle because I'm a ninja that wants Taco Bell. ;)

smalltowngrll
04-15-2006, 10:53 AM
LOL some self lovin goning on STG...huh. ROFL! :wiggle:


Oh yea, baby!! :rofl:

Arkie
04-15-2006, 01:45 PM
I sang to a baseball bat because I'm sexy. :-*