View Full Version : so is there a war on easter or not ?
Spider
04-12-2006, 08:41 PM
I havent heard yet , but since we on the left are at war with Religion I was just wonderin if this included easter , it would be nice to know if I should mame someone for saying happy easter or not ...........
Pendejo
04-12-2006, 08:51 PM
I'm not sure Spider...although I remember last week broncoblue said something about the easter bunny being eaten by foxes. That could be some sort of code.
At the least...be wary.
spdirty
04-12-2006, 08:51 PM
I got into a huge ass fight with my wife last Friday because she wouldn't let one of our kids go to this fun lil breakfast because the Easter bunny was there.
Im religious, go to church every Sunday, and I can't stand it when just on Easter you see the church completely filled up. To me, Christmas, Easter, Halloween, Birthdays, 4th of July, etc. are suppose to be good times for the kids. You know, family holidays, or family traditions. I don't give any holiday special consideration.
Anyway, where are you on this spider? Are you gonna celebrate these holidays with your kids?
Spider
04-12-2006, 08:54 PM
I got into a huge ass fight with my wife last Friday because she wouldn't let one of our kids go to this fun lil breakfast because the Easter bunny was there.
Im religious, go to church every Sunday, and I can't stand it when just on Easter you see the church completely filled up. To me, Christmas, Easter, Halloween, Birthdays, 4th of July, etc. are suppose to be good times for the kids. You know, family holidays, or family traditions. I don't give any holiday special consideration.
Anyway, where are you on this spider? Are you gonna celebrate these holidays with your kids?
well if we are at war ,on easter , then no I will take my kids rabbitt hunting or somthing ;D
If we are not at war , then I will continue on with the plans we do every year ;D
Take my kids a few miles outside of town , hide eggs , eat candy , have a picnic , spend some good quality time
well if we are at war ,on easter , then no I will take my kids rabbitt hunting or somthing ;D
If we are not at war , then I will continue on with the plans we do every year ;D
Take my kids a few miles outside of town , hide eggs , eat candy , have a picnic , spend some good quality time
Aren't you concerned the wind will blow the eggs into Nebraska?
Spider
04-12-2006, 09:02 PM
Aren't you concerned the wind will blow the eggs into Nebraska?
no kids need the exercise ;D ......besdies if we are at war with easter , it will be a good time to teach the kids how to shoot in wind ........
spdirty
04-12-2006, 09:08 PM
well if we are at war ,on easter , then no I will take my kids rabbitt hunting or somthing ;D
If we are not at war , then I will continue on with the plans we do every year ;D
Take my kids a few miles outside of town , hide eggs , eat candy , have a picnic , spend some good quality time
Dude, no war on these boards would compare to the fight I just had. The wife is a member of the Jehovas Witnesses (if you do a lil research on it, youll find its a full fledged cult). She converted a year after we got married. They do not allow their members to celebrate holidays or birthdays. Actually, they can kick you out if you find out they do. After our fight, I went to Wal Mart and spent about 60 bucks in Easter decorations and toys and hung em all over the apartment. We didnt talk till last night, when we had an agreement that whatever goes on in either church we go to doesnt enter the house. You know, I couldn't care less about the religious aspects of it, I just dont want our kids to get screwed out of their fun. Anyway, this lil truce will probably last until Christmas, when the brainwashers turn up the pressure again.
i dont know why the hell Im sharing this, maybe just to say I figured out first hand why so many conflicts in this world throughout history are because of religion.
Spider
04-12-2006, 09:12 PM
Dude, no war on these boards would compare to the fight I just had. The wife is a member of the Jehovas Witnesses (if you do a lil research on it, youll find its a full fledged cult). She converted a year after we got married. They do not allow their members to celebrate holidays or birthdays. Actually, they can kick you out if you find out they do. After our fight, I went to Wal Mart and spent about 60 bucks in Easter decorations and toys and hung em all over the apartment. We didnt talk till last night, when we had an agreement that whatever goes on in either church we go to doesnt enter the house. You know, I couldn't care less about the religious aspects of it, I just dont want our kids to get screwed out of their fun. Anyway, this lil truce will probably last until Christmas, when the brainwashers turn up the pressure again.
i dont know why the hell Im sharing this, but I figured out first hand why so many conflicts in this world throughout history are because of religions.
yeah I had a run with some Jehovas Witness once , they knockedon the door , I opened it , they went into thier little speach , started talking about what they believe dont belive Holidays , blood transfusions etc ....... I said I have a confession to make , I pointed at my wife and said , this isnt my wife , this is my best friends wife , we are just having an affair while he is out of town , you wont tell anyone will you ? Hilarious! should have seen the look on thier faces ........
I tell them my dogs like people with pure blood they usually leave then....
Spider
04-12-2006, 09:17 PM
I tell them my dogs like people with pure blood they usually leave then....
LOL , I love inviting them in and making them feel at home , act very interested in what they are saying , then hitting them with the affair thing ....... Freaking priceless , only problem is they have not been around in awhile , perhaps I should move to a new neighborhood fresh victems and all ;D
spdirty
04-12-2006, 09:17 PM
yeah I had a run with some Jehovas Witness once , they knockedon the door , I opened it , they went into thier little speach , started talking about what they believe dont belive Holidays , blood transfusions etc ....... I said I have a confession to make , I pointed at my wife and said , this isnt my wife , this is my best friends wife , we are just having an affair while he is out of town , you wont tell anyone will you ? Hilarious! should have seen the look on thier faces ........
LOL
but seriously, check these out.
_http://bible.ca/jw-cost-family.htm_
(http://bible.ca/jw-cost-family.htm)
_http://www.factnet.org/discus/messages/3/11834.html?1144260395_
(http://www.factnet.org/discus/messages/3/11834.html?1144260395)
_http://www.angelfire.com/on/exjw/_
(http://www.angelfire.com/on/exjw/)
A couple are just discussion forums, but the info is accurate. And because of her faith, I now donate blood 3 times a year.
Spider
04-12-2006, 09:19 PM
LOL
but seriously, check these out.
_http://bible.ca/jw-cost-family.htm_
(http://bible.ca/jw-cost-family.htm)
_http://www.factnet.org/discus/messages/3/11834.html?1144260395_
(http://www.factnet.org/discus/messages/3/11834.html?1144260395)
_http://www.angelfire.com/on/exjw/_
(http://www.angelfire.com/on/exjw/)
A couple are just discussion forums, but the info is accurate.Ha! should hear what I do to telemarketers :wiggle:
wife says I wish you would grow up ..........
Telemarketers, well a friend made a tape it consists of a series of uh has - pause - hum - other sounds one would make when listening - more pauses and repeat earlier sounds. The game being to see just how long you can keep the telemarketer on the phone without actually ever listening to him/her
spdirty
04-12-2006, 09:28 PM
Ha! should hear what I do to telemarketers :wiggle:
wife says I wish you would grow up ..........
lol, I like to say "can you hold on, just 2 minutes, I have to do this one thing."
Put phone down.
After about 10 minutes, if theyre still there, I tell em to hold on a lil longer, I just have to take care of this one lil thing.
Now, after 20 minutes, they usually hang up. If theyre still on the line (this has only happened once) I ask them how they feel now that someone wasted their time.
I almost like it when they call.
Spider
04-12-2006, 09:32 PM
1. Honey stop blowing me I am on the phone ........
2. I will take 3 orders , but I will only pay 15.00 a month ........
3. I run a motel how many MCI lines can you install ........ you can just hear the excitement in the telemarketers voice
4. I am fúcking blind I cant read your magazine ........
5. Ok art you had your little laugh , so how did the coke sell go down ?
spdirty
04-12-2006, 09:33 PM
1. Honey stop blowing me I am on the phone ........
2. I will take 3 orders , but I will only pay 15.00 a month ........
3. I run a motel how many MCI lines can you install ........ you can just hear the excitement in the telemarketers voice
4. I am fúcking blind I cant read your magazine ........
5. Ok art you had your little laugh , so how did the coke sell go down ?
Hilarious!
If i have time and feel like it i will act interested but really really stupid asking outrageous questions asking them to repeat long explanations and ending something like Oh I was bad this week so my mom won't give me my allowance so I guess i can't buy till next week so call back then I think i will be gooder next week.
Spider
04-12-2006, 09:38 PM
or answer the phone then shout Honey those damn voices you said would go away ,are now using the phone to talk to me
cbs1177
04-12-2006, 10:09 PM
you know george washington cross the delware river on christmas. So holidays mean nothing in a time of war. Also I work with about five Jehioah witnesses. Plus a funny story I was in New Orleans one time waiting for my amtrak to take me back to Memphis and some JW came up and asked what i was reading. I happen to read about the history of the dollar. (I am working on my economic degree mind ya). So they asked me what I thought of the dollar? I went on and on about different economic issues at hand and the dollar and various other fiscal policies I agreed with and didnt' agree with. I truly felt sorry for them b/c their eyes started glazing over and I felt as if I was putting them to sleep. Well after I finshed my speech they left the station. They couldn't take it and they left and didn't witness to any one else in that station.
you know george washington cross the delware river on christmas. So holidays mean nothing in a time of war. Also I work with about five Jehioah witnesses. Plus a funny story I was in New Orleans one time waiting for my amtrak to take me back to Memphis and some JW came up and asked what i was reading. I happen to read about the history of the dollar. (I am working on my economic degree mind ya). So they asked me what I thought of the dollar? I went on and on about different economic issues at hand and the dollar and various other fiscal policies I agreed with and didnt' agree with. I truly felt sorry for them b/c<b> their eyes started glazing over and I felt as if I was putting them to sleep.</b> Well after I finshed my speech they left the station. They couldn't take it and they left and didn't witness to any one else in that station.
Did you teach English Lit. in Maine about 30 years ago?
L.A. BRONCOS FAN
04-12-2006, 10:20 PM
Q: What's brown and black and looks good on a Jehovah's Witness?
A: A Doberman
*rimshot*
cbs1177
04-12-2006, 10:29 PM
Did you teach English Lit. in Maine about 30 years ago?
Dear God no even though I have been accused of having an english accent. I am only 27 this month and don't let the thining hair fool ya. I am really 27 yrs old. I was just bored at the station and decide to have a meaningful conversation about the economic policies and such. Also JW don't vote. But the JW I work with are the first in line to receive their christmas bonus checks. Or christmas tips it seems kind of crazy. I am a Christian but I am not perfect. I drive like a mr. nascar and therefore you will never see a fish symbol on my car b/c of that. I try not to judge people by their religion but JW seem to back stab ya anytime they can. Plus I can't stand people who complian about government but didn't even vote in the past election.
spdirty
04-12-2006, 10:31 PM
Q: What's brown and black and looks good on a Jehovah's Witness?
A: A Doberman
*rimshot*
LOL But a Rottweiller would look better.
Any JWs on this board I can go to war with? I have a lot of hate in my heart for just about everything they believe in. Theyre nice people though.
Blueflame
04-12-2006, 10:36 PM
I tell them my dogs like people with pure blood they usually leave then....
I let my dog out first... he's a black lab/newfoundland mix; well over 100lbs, looks like he's on steroids and acts like he's gonna lunge right through the chain link fence to get to 'em. When I mosey slowly out to the gate, they're already very intimidated and with all the snarling/barking, there's no way I can hear 'em anyway, so it doesn't take long for them to realize they might as well save their breath. And no way are they reaching across the fence to give me their "literature" for fear of bringing back a bleeding stump where their arm used to be. Oh, and they don't usually come back either... or if they do stop, they see the dog and just get back in their car.
What's really funny is if I invite people inside the gate...he's as gentle as can be. I love that dog. LOL
cutthemdown
04-12-2006, 10:38 PM
LOL But a Rottweiller would look better.
Any JWs on this board I can go to war with? I have a lot of hate in my heart for just about everything they believe in. Theyre nice people though.
Not to get into what dogs are meaner, but Dobermans just look evil.
cbs1177
04-12-2006, 10:39 PM
One of my coworkers took out a blunt and started to smoke it and blew smoke in their faces and they left immedialately.
Spider
04-12-2006, 10:40 PM
I realy need to know if i should hate easter , my mom is comming over tomorrow , I need to know if I should cripple her for saying happy easter ..... i would hate to attack her if there is no war ..........
cbs1177
04-12-2006, 10:48 PM
I mean I have to serve 605 people for easter brunch so it doesn't have the same meanig if I was actually off that day. I think you should let her slide on this issue though spider. She is a proud grandparent. Of course the way you were raised flys out the window and her grandkids b/c everything to her. Let her have this victory. I know my mom is so ready for me to marry or my sister and her husband to have grandkids it is actually sad. Like I said war has no calendar. I mean you could include a memorial in your celebration of Easter if you wanted to.
Blueflame
04-12-2006, 10:48 PM
Not to get into what dogs are meaner, but Dobermans just look evil.
My dog looks pretty evil...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/Blueflame91315/Mooch001.jpg
spdirty
04-12-2006, 10:50 PM
One of my coworkers took out a blunt and started to smoke it and blew smoke in their faces and they left immedialately.
yahh,thats because thats so clear thats your co-worker is asshole!!!!and they dont waiste thier time for that kind of people 'cause they more people there that willing to listen.
Spider
04-12-2006, 10:52 PM
I mean I have to serve 605 people for easter brunch so it doesn't have the same meanig if I was actually off that day. I think you should let her slide on this issue though spider. She is a proud grandparent. Of course the way you were raised flys out the window and her grandkids b/c everything to her. Let her have this victory. I know my mom is so ready for me to marry or my sister and her husband to have grandkids it is actually sad. Like I said war has no calendar. I mean you could include a memorial in your celebration of Easter if you wanted to.
Hmm I see , let her say happy easter , then like a month down the road , dress up in camos , and flog her wheelchair ......... mmmmmmmm me thinks thats a plan ......
L.A. BRONCOS FAN
04-12-2006, 10:53 PM
Any JWs on this board I can go to war with?
Was Robb a JW?
He definitely had the same kind of hardcore proselytism thing going on.
Anyway, I have some funny memories about JWs.
During my college years, as the quintessential starving student, I lived in a one bedroom apartment and walked to the laundromat down the street to wash my clothes every week. Anyway, some anonymous missionary-type individual had a habit of leaving multiple copies of "The Watchtower" (or whatever that tract of theirs is called) lying next to all the other magazines read by customers who were waiting for their clothes to dry. So, my girlfriend and I decided to have some fun: we made it a point to bring a couple Sharpies along with us on wash day, and, one by one, we turned each copy of "The Watchtower" into a rather twisted underground comic book, e.g., drew long hair, goatees, and jailhouse tats on all the characters, drew speech and thought bubbles containing various lewd, anti-social, and lascivious dialogues, etc.
Good clean fun when you're a bored, twenty-something college kid.
;)
spdirty
04-12-2006, 10:56 PM
My dog looks pretty evil...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/Blueflame91315/Mooch001.jpg
Oh,im the wife i use my husbands name:Anyway,only i can is....your dog looks pretty evil....i can imagine what you look like too....more worst than your dog.
cbs1177
04-12-2006, 10:57 PM
Hmm I see , let her say happy easter , then like a month down the road , dress up in camos , and flog her wheelchair ......... mmmmmmmm me thinks thats a plan ......
My biggest fight ever was on Easter Sunday and me and a coworker got in to a hollering match about ice it is a long story. But still the general manager of the whole freaking club went to our middle manager and was like Vera your our two best employees are going at it. I did feel guilty being a religious holiday and all. But I didnt' back down. (by the way she was a Jehioh Witness) Losing track of which thread has JW on it. yeah a month later is a good time to trip her wheel chair but at least let her have easter man. I mean she might be cramming for the final exam. I know I will be when i get that old.
L.A. BRONCOS FAN
04-12-2006, 11:03 PM
My dog looks pretty evil...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/Blueflame91315/Mooch001.jpg
Wow - scares the bejesus outta me. Yikes!
But then I'm more of a cat person. :)
Blueflame
04-12-2006, 11:19 PM
Oh,im the wife i use my husbands name:Anyway,only i can is....your dog looks pretty evil....i can imagine what you look like too....more worst than your dog.
LOL Yeah, when PMS strikes, I'm much scarier than the dog is.... Ha!
epicSocialism4tw
04-13-2006, 12:27 AM
yeah I had a run with some Jehovas Witness once , they knockedon the door , I opened it , they went into thier little speach , started talking about what they believe dont belive Holidays , blood transfusions etc ....... I said I have a confession to make , I pointed at my wife and said , this isnt my wife , this is my best friends wife , we are just having an affair while he is out of town , you wont tell anyone will you ? Hilarious! should have seen the look on thier faces ........
That is stinkin hilarious.
I give the telemarketers a hard time. I do several voices and I'll hit them with some mobster talk or some schwartzenegger. I'll act really interested and then put on the slapstic really subtly until they start catching on.