OT - Teacher arrested at Airport

[Boobs McGee]

Teacher arrested

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-Gebra is a fearsome cult," Gonzalez said! . "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes".


;D

Happy Saturday everybody, may your frisbees get thrown, your dogs get walked, and the ladies be out in shorts and tank tops.

[Alkazar]

Funny.

[GreatBronco16]

Not bad. Almost believable though.

[DownRiver Bronco Fan]

cute, considering GWB has an MBA, I think he's aware of al-gebra. and can count beyond the 20-1/2 you can

[Boobs McGee]

cute, considering GWB has an MBA, I think he's aware of al-gebra. and can count beyond the 20-1/2 you can

OUCH! hey man (or woman), :peace: it's saturday. Have a little fun. and don't forget, you can't mix the blue pills with whiskey, or you start acting like a jackass ;)

[Archie]

Nice...

[DownRiver Bronco Fan]

OUCH! hey man (or woman), :peace: it's saturday. Have a little fun. and don't forget, you can't mix the blue pills with whiskey, or you start acting like a jackass ;)


lol, so you got the 20-1/2 reference? hey it's cool, I thought it was a little clever ( the stroy)

[Play2win]

cute, considering GWB has an MBA, I think he's aware of al-gebra. and can count beyond the 20-1/2 you can

:loser:

[-Slap-]

Teacher arrested

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-Gebra is a fearsome cult," Gonzalez said! . "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes".


;D

Happy Saturday everybody, may your frisbees get thrown, your dogs get walked, and the ladies be out in shorts and tank tops.
This is called burying the punchline.

[DownRiver Bronco Fan]

Quote:
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cute, considering GWB has an MBA, I think he's aware of al-gebra. and can count beyond the 20-1/2 you can

it's Down's.. not Down. Spellchecking is our friend.
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[Play2win]

Quote:
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cute, considering GWB has an MBA, I think he's aware of al-gebra. and can count beyond the 20-1/2 you can

it's Down's.. not Down. Spellchecking is our friend.
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There you go Buddy...

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[DownRiver Bronco Fan]

eh, we're both right apparently, (also Down's Syndrome)

[RMT]

Speaking of algae-bra, I'm sure you all know that that's what mermaids wear ...

[Boobs McGee]

ba - doom - chhhhh. Thank you thank you, he'll be here all week