I found this amusing

[watermock]

http://www.funnydump.com/videos/familyguy5.htm

[watermock]

Iraq fight command

http://www.unleadedjokes.com/html/Iraq-Booty-Call.html

[watermock]

http://www.unleadedjokes.com/html/Into-Paris-Hilton.html

[watermock]

http://www.unleadedjokes.com/html/Toilet-Scare.html

[Kaylore]

http://www.unleadedjokes.com/html/Toilet-Scare.html
That's fake. Who checks their watch when they take a duke? I'll tell you who: someone who has to act like they're waiting for nothing.