Do your worst Pez! (The 10k roast of DBroncos4life has begun)

[DBroncos4life]

Well I hit 10K, I don't have much to say but thank you OD for Survivor III, without that it would have take a few more months. :rofl:

[Pezman]

Loads up ammo...

Dumb Montana Laws

# Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them. (Repealed)
# In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.
# It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime.
# It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
# It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
Excelsior Springs
# Balls may not be thrown within the city limits.
Helena
# No item may be thrown across a street.
Salisbury
# Pop bottles are not to be thrown on the ground.
Whitehall
# It is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.

[Pezman]

You Know You're From Montana When...
You get passed when you are driving seventy five.

The rodeo is the social event of the year.

You tell North Dakota jokes.

The pickup trucks all have two rifles and two big dogs.

People you don't know smile and say "Howdy."

Bumper stickers are about guns, horses or chewing tobacco.

The only people wearing white shirts are out of town Lawyers

Someone says manure spreader and you know it isn't the local congressman

When the car in front of you is weaving, you suspect a farmer instead of a drunk

You can actually pronounce the City's name Glasgow (Glasgo) without calling it Glascow

Maps and gloves are kept in your vehicles "jockey box"

You can choose plastic bags or a paper sacks for your groceries

You have 10 favorite recipes for Elk meat.

You can write a check at McDonald's for 2 Big Macs and fries.

The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.

The major county fund-raiser isn't bingo - it's sausage making.

You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry, and your Sorels.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Montana.

[DBroncos4life]

crap I need to go change my tires.

[SoCalBronco]

Congrats on 10k, DB :)

[GreatBronco16]

DB, you're such a little spammer. 10k here. 100k on the ESPN boards. Tsk Tsk.;D

[TheReverend]

Wow DB... im only 4 years behind... haha.

PS. Pez--got any funny ones?

[Kaylore]

I'll try...

DBroncos4Life is so cool, he's icy. :thanku:

[Ray Finkle]

congrats....get a life!

[elsid13]

DBroncos4Life has a very impressive record of posts, and there are many here that wish they could be like him, but..... most of us soon realize we would rather have a spouse, a job, make money and see sunlight on consistent basis and generally be consider normal. So congrads DBroncos4Life on this great achievement and continue keep posting. Just remember one day too you could be the mock of an internet board. ;D

[rbackfactory80]

I'm sure it would feel something like winning the superbowl.

[DBroncos4life]

DBroncos4Life has a very impressive record of posts, and there are many here that wish they could be like him, but..... most of us soon realize we would rather have a spouse, a job, make money and see sunlight on consistent basis and generally be consider normal. So congrads DBroncos4Life on this great achievement and continue keep posting. Just remember one day too you could be the mock of an internet board. ;D
I have a cat do you want to hear about him? I wouldn't let all that other stuff slow me down so I got rid of it or did I loose all of it because of this? :D

[clean]

DBroncos4Just remember one day too you could be the mock of an internet board. ;D

A fate worse than death.

[Mediator12]

The 10k does not include pm's either. I am sure you are closer to 12k after survivor and you only lasted to round 4 ;D

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

" It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone."

I thought there was an exemption for Nebraska fans ;D

Congrats DB. What are you going to do when Bullocks is drafted by the Squaws? :)

[DBroncos4life]

" It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone."

I thought there was an exemption for Nebraska fans ;D

Congrats DB. What are you going to do when Bullocks is drafted by the Squaws? :)
I'll puke. Nothing worse then a Husker on a team from the west. :rofl:

[Mtbrncofn]

Congrats! Btw, do you have a life? ;)

[Mtbrncofn]

crap I need to go change my tires.


Remove picks and install on sled. ( snowcat for you other folks ) That's what we have on one of ours and it's a blast.