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ICON
03-28-2006, 04:11 PM
15162

1)you look at anyone with a Bronco jersey, hat
and wonder what user name they post by.

2)So...many...sarcastic....responses....must...rem ai n..calm...let...it...go...

Phew, that was tough...

3)You might be a regular if you know BOB is a under cover Bronco fan .

4)LOL is now used at work, home and ever time you agree.LOL

FantomForce
03-28-2006, 04:25 PM
#3 is the best, you want to know why??? Because it is so true

Pick Six
03-28-2006, 04:29 PM
...if you go into a panic attack whenever the Mane is down...

24champ
03-28-2006, 04:31 PM
you might be a maner if you danced on the pole in mecks bus.

watermock
03-28-2006, 04:31 PM
You might be a Bronco Fan if your seen hanging off the direct TV dish on OF1 down I70.

Broncoman13
03-28-2006, 04:31 PM
#1 is by far the best. Everytime I see someone in Bronco Gear I ask them if they post on the Mane and what user name they go by!!!

Pick Six
03-28-2006, 04:33 PM
#1 is by far the best. Everytime I see someone in Bronco Gear I ask them if they post on the Mane and what user name they go by!!!

I've done that at tailgates. Fortunately, a lot of them are already too drunk to care about my stupid questions...:rofl:

Blueflame
03-28-2006, 04:34 PM
you might be a maner if you danced on the pole in mecks bus.

Kaylore!!! LOL

BMF Bronco
03-28-2006, 04:34 PM
You might be an OManer if you drive over 10 hours just to get to tailgate on the OF1 with the entire crew!

watermock
03-28-2006, 04:36 PM
You might be an OManer if you ride 3000 miles round on a bus to NY.

watermock
03-28-2006, 04:38 PM
You might be a Bronco fan if you named your triplets John 1 , John 2 and john 3....

Meck77
03-28-2006, 04:38 PM
You might be a regular if you have.........


52,667 posts...... WOW

Taco John
03-28-2006, 04:39 PM
You might be an O-maner if the words "Taco John" doesn't immediately conjure up the image of potato oles'.

Pezman
03-28-2006, 04:44 PM
You might be an Orange Maner for life if you know the following terms...

Flavor Clown,
Beezlebub,
Diaper Boy,
Patchy,
Shanny's Eye Glint

:wave:

Orange_Beard
03-28-2006, 04:44 PM
You might be an O-maner if the words "Taco John" doesn't immediately conjure up the image of potato oles'.

LOL!

I ate a lot of this stuff in college.

Orane mane is the first stop after reading your email.

ICON
03-28-2006, 04:46 PM
You might be a regular if you have.........


52,667 posts...... WOW

http://home.houston.rr.com/djoverclocked/smileys/so_not_worthy.gif

No1BroncoFan
03-28-2006, 06:19 PM
Orane mane is the first stop after reading your email.
What do you mean after. I sometimes go days without checking my mail. I'm on the Mane daily!

Ben

ro_50
03-28-2006, 06:21 PM
Have you ever seen a fan of an rival spend so many time on that other's team board? I clearly haven't.

He is no doubt an undercover Bronco fan.

TheManeMan
03-28-2006, 06:22 PM
You might be an Orange Maner for life if you know the following terms...

Flavor Clown,
Beezlebub,
Diaper Boy,
Patchy,
Shanny's Eye Glint

:wave:

you forgot to add Kubes and Sonic...

Sassy
03-28-2006, 06:41 PM
What do you mean after. I sometimes go days without checking my mail. I'm on the Mane daily!

Ben
Ha! I was just about to say I check the Mane before email! LOL!

Taco John
03-28-2006, 06:48 PM
Threads like this make me realize just how much I love this community... :)

Clockwork Orange
03-28-2006, 07:03 PM
You know you're a Mane regular when you know beforehand who you're going to end up arguing with if you criticize a specific player.

loborugger
03-28-2006, 07:22 PM
You might be an Orange Maner for life if you know the following terms...

Flavor Clown,
Beezlebub,
Diaper Boy,
Patchy,
Shanny's Eye Glint

:wave:


Beat me to it.

Also add - you dont consider yourself a neck, but you consider yourself part of the Neck Pony Nation.

SOB = Son of Bob, and you always know its SOB's fault.

SoCalBronco
03-28-2006, 07:46 PM
Bob is definitely a Broncos fan. I know this is true with absolute certainty.

SoCalBronco
03-28-2006, 07:56 PM
You might be an Orange Mane board regular if .....

The first thing you thought of when commercials for "The 40 year old virgin" first came out was Bob.

Kaylore
03-28-2006, 08:05 PM
You might be an Orange Maner for life if you know the following terms...
Flavor Clown,
Beezlebub,
Diaper Boy,
Patchy,
Shanny's Eye Glint

:wave:
LOL Hilarious! I'm still laughing about this - especially the eye glint part. I forgot how hysterical everyone got about that story.

"Some guy that talks to Shanahan sometimes says he has a glint in his eye he hasn't seen for years."

"OMG WE R TEH TR@D1N6 4 TEH LT!!!!!!"

Odysseus
03-28-2006, 08:17 PM
You might be a Mane regular if....

1. Know who the old DPO crowd is.
2. You know what sausage island is and whose it's king.:wiggle:
3. You post pictures of your kids here but you don't have them posted in your office.
4. You don't feel the same about house cats or alcohal or farms.
5. You have learned to love or hate fantasy football.
6. You spend an hour looking for a thread you posted in and realize it's in the butt but forget to post to it because you found a better dead thread.
7. You have bitten your tongue and it hurt.
8. You actually think the Broncos give a crap about what you post.
9. You know who Eye patch WAS.
10. You stopped checking your post count.
11. You remember what Rep is, was and should be and still don't care.
12. You think that your posts actually matter.
13. You get your music reviews, movie reviews comedy review, here first.
14. You have yet to get a single recipe that mattered.
15. You watch trolls be summarily torched and reminence on the days when you were the one torching them.
16. You think Alec is total di*k but you like him anyway.
17. You have strange and powerful urge to master Texas hold em.
18. It's your cure for insomnia
19. These are the people you "watch" the game with even though you have real friends. (They just aren't Broncos fans! Screw em!)
20. You've said KHAAAAAAAAN at least once.
21. You know that Pezman's secret identity is the Hulk and why.
22. You've seen Disco on t.v.....again.
23. You what an Orange pimp is and why that is cool.
24. You go here for comedy BEFORE Comedy Central. Jon Stewart has nothing on Slap.
25. You remember Taco and Popps....um...discussion.

Arkansas Bronco
03-28-2006, 08:27 PM
What do you mean after. I sometimes go days without checking my mail. I'm on the Mane daily!

Ben
HAHA same for me i dont care about email (although i do need it damn other people who send me work related stuff) but i make about 20+ stops on the mane daily.

Spider
03-28-2006, 09:20 PM
up untill 10 minutes ago I thought I had a life ......... Is there a 12step program I can join or somthing ?

Spider
03-28-2006, 09:21 PM
Hi my name is spider to some ásshole to others and I am a orange mane aholic

Kaylore
03-28-2006, 09:22 PM
You might be a Mane regular if....
4. You don't feel the same about house cats or alcohal or farms.
16. You think Alec is total di*k but you like him anyway.
19. These are the people you "watch" the game with even though you have real friends. (They just aren't Broncos fans! Screw em!)
20. You've said KHAAAAAAAAN at least once.
21. You know that Pezman's secret identity is the Hulk and why.
22. You've seen Disco on t.v.....again.
23. You know what an Orange pimp is and why that is cool.
25. You remember Taco and Popps....um...discussion.
Jon Stewart has nothing on Slap
These are all so true, it's scary.

DBroncos4life
03-28-2006, 09:25 PM
Im just here to meet chicks. ;D I don't care if they are zombies or not. ;)

ludo21
03-28-2006, 09:48 PM
Might an Omaner if......you post 17 times a day....... (ahem, im an OMaholic and i have a problem)

epicSocialism4tw
03-28-2006, 09:58 PM
It's Griese's fault!

Mtbrncofn
03-28-2006, 10:48 PM
What a great thread!

This is just one big dysfunctional family.

labronx
03-28-2006, 11:56 PM
We should start giving out awards. Like Most idiotic post(Bob), Best insight(med, kay, heav, etc.), Biggest homer, Biggest Crow Eater, funniest poster, Best Torcher and Torching, stuff like that. We sn hould do it when the offseason really gets slow, offcourse, Mock will take the first ever lifetime achievement with 97,000 posts and counting. We can use the poll feature to have a vote.

Bob's your Information Minister
03-29-2006, 12:08 AM
Have you ever seen a fan of an rival spend so many time on that other's team board? I clearly haven't..

Well, there's Taco John...

Bob's your Information Minister
03-29-2006, 12:09 AM
Bob is definitely a Broncos fan. I know this is true with absolute certainty.

You don't know anything. THESE ACCUSATIONS ARE BASELESS!

Bob's your Information Minister
03-29-2006, 12:10 AM
You might be an Omaner if you've ever abused the word OSKIE.

Bob's your Information Minister
03-29-2006, 12:11 AM
You might be an Omaner if you've ever made a tired old mullet or camaro joke. OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER...

Bob's your Information Minister
03-29-2006, 12:12 AM
You might be an Omaner if you've ever whined about Dante Hall and clips.

You might be an Omaner if you've ever whined about playing in December at Arrowhead.

SoCalBronco
03-29-2006, 12:15 AM
http://www.startrek.com/imageuploads/200508/mov-005-sybok-revealed/320x240.jpg

Each man hides a secret pain.

Your pain runs deep, Bob.

Share it with me.

No!!!

You....your a Broncos fan....you are a Donk Lover, as you'd like to say.

You don't know anything. THESE ACCUSATIONS ARE BASELESS!

Share your pain...and gain strength from the sharing!!!

Bob's your Information Minister
03-29-2006, 12:18 AM
http://www.startrek.com/imageuploads/200508/mov-005-sybok-revealed/320x240.jpg

Each man hides a secret pain.

Your pain runs deep, Bob.

Share it with me.

No!!!

You....your a Broncos fan....you are a Donk Lover, as you'd like to say.



Share your pain...and gain strength from the sharing!!!

I NEED MY PAIN!!!

DomCasual
03-29-2006, 12:32 AM
You might be an O-Maner if...

you long for the day when you could expose your rep schlong.

watermock
03-29-2006, 12:38 AM
you forgot to add Kubes and Sonic...

It's Pubiak. Or his nickname, Pubes.

Clockwork Orange
03-29-2006, 12:40 AM
You might be an Omaner if you've ever abused the word OSKIE.

Or if you've ever abused Bob.

Seriously, is there anyone here who hasn't dolled you up?

watermock
03-29-2006, 12:46 AM
You might be an OM reg if your up by 10 in the 4th quarter and are biting your nails, have game center on NFL.com and will listen to the internet radio and be in chat all at the same time if it's not on TV.

The delay from real time chat and the internet feed drives you crazy.

epicSocialism4tw
03-29-2006, 01:03 AM
You might be an omane regular if:

Watermock has confused you.
Slap has slapped you.
LABF has spammed you.
Rhymesayers has wanted the jersey of a player you are discussing.
Hercules Rockefeller has set your cap straight.
HEAV has provided you with quality information.
Wabbit has given you the inside track.
Kaylore kept you plugged into camp like you were there.
SoCal was one of your draft study sources.
Alec dissed you.
Oskie got you motivated for turnovers.
Patswin gave you some good natured debate.
Yavoon criticised your post.
Hulamau unintentionally made you jealous of his location.
Mediator gave you a good angle on X's and O's.
Bloodsunday engaged you in thorough discussion.
Rulon Velvet Jones' avatars and sigs made you laugh your butt off.
Iowanian made you wonder how bad mathematics education actually is in the public school system.

Taco John
03-29-2006, 01:28 AM
Rulon Velvet Jones' avatars and sigs made you laugh your butt off.




I laughed for a good month at just his user name when he first signed up...

Taco John
03-29-2006, 01:31 AM
Well, there's Taco John...



Just because I'm a loser doesn't make you any less of a loser... ;)

SoCalBronco
03-29-2006, 01:32 AM
You might be an omane regular if:

Watermock has confused you.
Slap has slapped you.
LABF has spammed you.
Rhymesayers has wanted the jersey of a player you are discussing.
Hercules Rockefeller has set your cap straight.
HEAV has provided you with quality information.
Wabbit has given you the inside track.
Kaylore kept you plugged into camp like you were there.
SoCal was one of your draft study sources.
Alec dissed you.
Oskie got you motivated for turnovers.
Patswin gave you some good natured debate.
Yavoon criticised your post.
Hulamau unintentionally made you jealous of his location.
Mediator gave you a good angle on X's and O's.
Bloodsunday engaged you in thorough discussion.
Rulon Velvet Jones' avatars and sigs made you laugh your butt off.
Iowanian made you wonder how bad mathematics education actually is in the public school system.

Very nice. Rep

Odysseus
03-29-2006, 05:06 AM
I notice there are only Broncos fans posting on this thread...and Bob the Chiefs ZOMBIE! Nnnnnnnn! Me no like Broncos! Must eat them all!

Where is Blart? Let me hook you up. :-*

watermock
03-29-2006, 05:29 AM
Y9u might be a Bronco Fan if lock your wife and kid to watch a game...

Odysseus
03-29-2006, 05:33 AM
U mite b a Bkcs fan if...if...*BELCH* (passes out...wakes up...pisses self ...passes out...farts...)

Arkie
03-29-2006, 06:00 AM
if you made fun of Spider the week Brokeback Mountain was released
if you remember at least 3 watermock suspensions
if you felt sorry for Taco John after he tried to reset the rep system
if you know SoCal’s feelings on Ian Gold and DJ Williams
if you ever read one of Alec’s science/astronomy threads and wished he’d pass you the bowl

broncobum6162
03-29-2006, 07:23 AM
You might be an Omane Regular if........

1) You're home page is set on the Discussion board and its the first thing you check in the morning.

2) You post "Help, I need car rental info" on the Discussion Board!

3) You and your son come to Colorado to ski and the trip isn't complete w/o
meeting Meck and his girlfriend for a couple of beers at Copper Mountain.

4) You think Private Messages is stationed in Iraq.

5) You never look at a horse's mane the same way again.

6) You drop everything to drive to NY in OF1 to meet people there just as
demented and maniacal as yourself.

Beantown Bronco
03-29-2006, 07:43 AM
....you've ever used the phrase "Nintendo offense"

Orange_Beard
03-29-2006, 07:45 AM
If the front page of the Orange Mane is hacked and you don't notice.

broncobum6162
03-29-2006, 07:54 AM
You might be an Omane Regular if........

1) You're home page is set on the Discussion board and its the first thing you check in the morning.

2) You post "Help, I need car rental info" on the Discussion Board!

3) You and your son come to Colorado to ski and the trip isn't complete w/o
meeting Meck and his girlfriend for a couple of beers at Copper Mountain.

4) You think Private Messages is stationed in Iraq.

5) You never look at a horse's mane (or arse) the same way again.

6) You drop everything to drive to NY in OF1 to meet people there just as
demented and maniacal as yourself.

7) You start out the morning by saying..."I'll check the board out for 5...10...
or 15 minutes and it turns out to be 5...10... or 15 hours.

8) You know exactly what I mean by the above phrase Hilarious! Hilarious!

crazyhorse
03-29-2006, 08:02 AM
You might be a maner if you've been "smaqued" unconscious by CrazyHorse.

Then....after you regain consciousness, demand to be "smaqued" again.


It's the football equivalent of the squirrel who runs across the street just as your car nears it's location, then after dashing across the road safely, turns around and runs right under the moving automobile. Which of course is why I am an Omane regular.

crazyhorse
03-29-2006, 08:04 AM
You might be a 'maner if you start a daily thread about the Kansas City Chiefs.

Archer81
03-29-2006, 08:08 AM
:worthless

Might be an OM member if...you use thecustom smilies, and wished they were avaliable in other places besides here...
:Broncos:

TailgateNut
03-29-2006, 08:09 AM
You might be an OM member if you don't think you're destined for the loony bin because you get up at 2 in the morning to head to LOT C for the Tailgating Action.

heydensmom
03-29-2006, 08:11 AM
Im just here to meet chicks. ;D I don't care if they are zombies or not. ;)
HA! LOL I know you still love me!

heydensmom
03-29-2006, 08:13 AM
If the front page of the Orange Mane is hacked and you don't notice.
LOL so true!

ak1971
03-29-2006, 08:22 AM
:orangepim you have your own smilie!!!:orangepim

Rock Chalk
03-29-2006, 08:29 AM
You know you're a Mane regular when you know beforehand who you're going to end up arguing with if you criticize a specific player.
:spit:

Ha!

Crowpointer
03-29-2006, 08:30 AM
You take a road trip to Denver to see your team (the Pats ) play , you meet a guy with a throwback 77 jersey and you end up joining a Broncos fan site.

Odysseus
03-29-2006, 08:35 AM
You might be a maner if you've been "smaqued" unconscious by CrazyHorse.

Then....after you regain consciousness, demand to be "smaqued" again.

It's the football equivalent of the squirrel who runs across the street just as your car nears it's location, then after dashing across the road safely, turns around and runs right under the moving automobile. Which of course is why I am an Omane regular.

As you can see from this demented post we at the Orange Mane offer one of the most robust football therapy clinics ever developed. We know that many fans struggle with their Broncos identity and mask themselves as Chiefs fans. We at Orange Mane understand and have counselors standing by to help you with your crisis. Please call 1 800 GO OMANE and Atlas, SoCal, Dom Casual, Fontaine, or Shutdownposter or one their trained assistants will be happy to explain to the details of our program. Yes. Having the pimp hand put down can be quite painful but in the end you are better fan.

Operators are standing by. :approve:

99. You might be a regular if you understand that Orange Mane runs a very aggressive homeless shelter for indigent fans globally.

Odysseus
03-29-2006, 08:37 AM
You take a road trip to Denver to see your team (the Pats ) play , you meet a guy with a throwback 77 jersey and you end up joining a Broncos fan site.

Wow! :rofl:

Rock Chalk
03-29-2006, 08:46 AM
You might be an OMane regular if you know what the EGIBGB is and what it stands for.

Mile High Shack
03-29-2006, 08:47 AM
You might be an OMane regular if you know what the EGIBGB is and what it stands for.

and who dubbed them that

crazyhorse
03-29-2006, 08:49 AM
As you can see from this demented post we at the Orange Mane offer one of the most robust football therapy clinics ever developed. We know that many fans struggle with their Broncos identity and mask themselves as Chiefs fans. We at Orange Mane understand and have counselors standing by to help you with your crisis. Please call 1 800 GO OMANE and Atlas, SoCal, Dom Casual, Fontaine, or Shutdownposter or one their trained assistants will be happy to explain to the details of our program. Yes. Having the pimp hand put down can be quite painful but in the end you are better fan.

I'll bet your mother told you all the other kids were giving you those wedgies and the like because they were simply jealous because you were so handsome, huh? I ran that by the counselors and they said you should perhaps give them a call. Without going into specifics, they said you may be suffering from the football equivalent of "penis envy", or something like that.

The 1st step is recognition

bendog
03-29-2006, 08:52 AM
Bob is definitely a Broncos fan. I know this is true with absolute certainty.
that or a transvestite

Odysseus
03-29-2006, 08:59 AM
I'll bet your mother told you all the other kids were giving you those wedgies and the like because they were simply jealous because you were so handsome, huh? I ran that by the counselors and they said you should perhaps give them a call. Without going into specifics, they said you may be suffering from the football equivalent of "penis envy", or something like that.

The 1st step is recognition

I bet your girlfriend got knocked up. It's a sure sign you are an Orange Maner. You might want to check. Has she been acting different lately? Is there like a crib or anything different around the place? Does she scream irrational things like "I'm pregnant you idiot" or "Can't you see I'm having your baby?"

I called the counselors like you suggested and they told me you were weeping bitter confessing your Bronco love. It's alright my little pillow biting Chiefs fan. Buck up. Take small steps. Start out with an autographed Simon Fletcher jersey or maybe one with Tyrone Braxton on it. (No relation to Toni)

Penis envy? I'm not the one who got Hermed. ;D

EDIT: I know you are nothing like Bob but that whole cross dressing thing. I don't know. How's it working for you?

Odysseus
03-29-2006, 09:00 AM
that or a transvestite

He is a Broncos fan that cross dresses like a Chief fan? That is just gross! :rofl:

You might be an Orange Mane regular if know about Spiders version of Taco Bell. (Speaking of gross)

Arkansas Bronco
03-29-2006, 09:25 AM
You might be a Mane regular if....
3. You post pictures of your kids here but you don't have them posted in your office.

I dont have any at my office i though i did but i looked in my desk this morning and no......so it appears that i have this addiction also.

Odysseus
03-29-2006, 09:41 AM
#1
Speaking of butts...
2,115 84,007

#2
Neck Pony Nation!!!
4,042 39,854

#3
Who will be the Orange Mane Survivor?!
2,692 29,470

#4
Last one to post on this thread wins ........
4,737 28,288

#5
Offseason fun: Word Association
3,718 24,040

#6
How about them Avs .........
3,730 23,693

#7
Post Your Pic~Part III
590 23,574

#8
Post Your Pic
509 22,698

#9
CDs in your player now
1,569 19,857

#10
KING OF THE MOUNTAIN - OM Survivor II thread
1,695 19,600

#11
The Jake's not to blame thread...
1,689 19,298

#12
Official OrangeMane HOF Tailgate Party Thread
587 17,333

#13
The Official Redskins vs Broncos Game Thread
945 14,635

#14
Patriots @ Broncos Official Game Thread 10-16-2005
1,290 13,880

#15
Post Your Pic~Part II
435 12,873

#16
Girl Talk
1,165 12,293

#17
SURVIVOR III:ZOMBIE MALL game thread (Now with 87% less Majik)
1,730 12,237

#18
Ashley Lelie Trade Rumors
780 12,161

#19
Let's get ready to rumble, it's the 2005 draft day thread
703 11,984

#20
Back in business... official Eggo at Broncos Gamethread
936 11,880

#21
Redskin Board comments
645 11,734

#22
Broncos vs Jags 10-02-05 Let's go BRONCOS!!!
1,044 11,632

#23
***2005 Orangemane-Neck Pony Nation Fantasy Football League***
1,371 11,629

#24
ChiefsPlanet: Slumber Party!
781 11,486

#25
Oh ****!!! DPO says Portis for Bailey and 2nd rounder is imminent.
584 11,108

#26
Poll: Uh oh, Terrel Owens in Denver...all thing TO merged
1,032 11,071

ICON
03-29-2006, 09:45 AM
When you finally realize that life withouthttp://www.orangemane.com/BB/images/misc/vbulletin3_logo_white.gif
would just http://www.oxygen.ie/cine/pics/blow0.jpg

smalltowngrll
03-29-2006, 09:48 AM
...if you spend the first half hour of your morning reading this thread, laughing your ass off and...even though your still considered a newbie, you get at least half of what is here! :rofl:

Yep...recent convert! All hail the Mane! :notworthy

...if you join the OMane Survivor game, thinking it will be completely innocent fun... Soon to realize they will make you a lieing, cheating, backstabbing whore! ;)

Mile High Shack
03-29-2006, 09:50 AM
...if you join the OMane Survivor game, thinking it will be completely innocent fun... Soon to realize they will make you a lieing, cheating, backstabbing whore! ;)

ummm
yeah

no comment zombie slut :giggle:

but "make"? or just bring out your existing zombie whore within?

Arkansas Bronco
03-29-2006, 10:01 AM
...if you join the OMane Survivor game, thinking it will be completely innocent fun... Soon to realize they will make you a lieing, cheating, backstabbing whore! ;)
Yea but i used to not post much at all, playing that game opened me up a bit. That is one fun game. :)

smalltowngrll
03-29-2006, 10:21 AM
Yea but i used to not post much at all, playing that game opened me up a bit. That is one fun game. :)

Yeah..I did too.

I suppose I should have added at the end of that sentence...."And I actually had fun" Hilarious!

2KBack
03-29-2006, 10:21 AM
you forgot to add Kubes and Sonic...

and you know that
Chefs
Cheaps
Chorfs
Queefs

are all the same team

2KBack
03-29-2006, 10:23 AM
and you know that
Chefs
Cheaps
Chorfs
Queefs

are all the same team

not to mention the Faiders, dolts, deadskins, squeelers, etc

Mtbrncofn
03-29-2006, 11:47 AM
if you made fun of Spider the week Brokeback Mountain was released
if you remember at least 3 watermock suspensions
if you felt sorry for Taco John after he tried to reset the rep system
if you know SoCal’s feelings on Ian Gold and DJ Williams
if you ever read one of Alec’s science/astronomy threads and wished he’d pass you the bowl


Hilarious!

Mtbrncofn
03-29-2006, 11:49 AM
You might be an OMane regular if you know what the EGIBGB is and what it stands for.


Ha. Insert evil laugh here. :devil:

Mtbrncofn
03-29-2006, 11:53 AM
not to mention the Faiders, dolts, deadskins, squeelers, etc


Don't forget the Ratbirds, Seahags, E-girls, Jagsuckville...etc. ;D

Mtbrncofn
03-29-2006, 11:54 AM
You might be an O Mane regular if you get excited about the offseason because you know that you and 5 other diehard Avs fans can make one helluva hockey thread. ;)

Mtbrncofn
03-29-2006, 11:57 AM
You might be an OM reg.....if you have an OM pimp name.

Rock Chalk
03-29-2006, 12:41 PM
This thread was fun right up until "someone" said I was a dick.

Taco John
03-29-2006, 12:46 PM
Ah, the confusing nature of Alec... One day he's proud of being a dick, the next he gets his feelings hurt over it... :giggle:

Rock Chalk
03-29-2006, 12:49 PM
Ah, the confusing nature of Alec... One day he's proud of being a dick, the next he gets his feelings hurt over it... :giggle:
Alec is fickle like that.

Taco John
03-29-2006, 12:50 PM
Don't I know it...

Odysseus
03-29-2006, 12:55 PM
Do not check this thread out while drinking coffee, under any psychotropic medicinals, or any preconcieved notions about what really happened in there.

Do not enter this thread thinking you'll read a quick ten minutes.

Do not enter this thread and not read the entire thing.

#17
SURVIVOR III:ZOMBIE MALL game thread (Now with 87% less Majik)
1,730 12,237

Majikfree! :thumbsup:

Arkansas Bronco
03-29-2006, 01:02 PM
#17
SURVIVOR III:ZOMBIE MALL game thread (Now with 87% less Majik)
1,730 12,237

Majikfree! :thumbsup:
Ratings are wrong. we worked hard for it ;) Actual ratings are 5,071 posts and 35,600 views.

Rock Chalk
03-29-2006, 01:17 PM
Don't I know it...
Keep it up peckerwood, I will launch a DoS attack on your site and make EVERYONE suffer :P

Odysseus
03-29-2006, 01:18 PM
This thread was fun right up until "someone" said I was a dick.

Alec you are one of the most complicated, engaging, intelligent, and popular posters on the Mane. Your science posts fascinate me. I don't have any grief with you. I was just funnin. ;D

You are a god around here. Women adore you. Men swoon wishing they were you. Chief fans collapse in fear...well normally from their brains locking up gears. Raiders fans....(sound of crickets) Um. Anyways...

Show up to a tailgate and I'll buy you many beers. :peace:

Sassy
03-29-2006, 01:22 PM
You might be an OMane regular if you know what the EGIBGB is and what it stands for.
But most of you can't name what the "I" stands for. ;)

Mtbrncofn
03-29-2006, 01:22 PM
....if you can translate a yavoon post.

.....if you've been called a dimwit and told to STFU by Mock.

Sassy
03-29-2006, 01:24 PM
....if you can translate a yavoon post.

.....if you've been called a dimwit and told to STFU by Mock.
or if you know what a "yavoon" is....

Mtbrncofn
03-29-2006, 01:26 PM
or if you know what a "yavoon" is....


Ha! We figured that out?

Sassy
03-29-2006, 01:34 PM
:rofl: Ha! We figured that out?
:rofl: not sure I try to ignore him...the "U R" type thing drives me crazy.

Kaylore
03-29-2006, 01:38 PM
Ha! We figured that out?
I was just going to ask that. I thought it was a name.

Mtbrncofn
03-29-2006, 01:38 PM
:rofl:
:rofl: not sure I try to ignore him...the "U R" type thing drives me crazy.


That's it? All of it drvs me crzy. ;D

Sassy
03-29-2006, 01:39 PM
That's it? All of it drvs me crzy. ;D
Well, if I don't attempt to read his posts, then I really don't know what he's trying to say! Ha!

GonzoLays
03-29-2006, 01:39 PM
But most of you can't name what the "I" stands for. ;)

easy
girls
in
black
girdle
belts

egibgb

Sassy
03-29-2006, 01:41 PM
easy
girls
in
black
girdle
belts

egibgb
not even close! ;D

GonzoLays
03-29-2006, 01:42 PM
not even close! ;D

Easy
Girls
In
Bronco
Girdle
Belts

EGIBGB....

...and your lying if that isn't what it stands for

Mtbrncofn
03-29-2006, 01:44 PM
Easy
Girls
In
Bronco
Girdle
Belts

EGIBGB....

...and your lying if that isn't what it stands for

Ha. You wish that's what it stood for!

Sassy
03-29-2006, 01:44 PM
Easy
Girls
In
Bronco
Girdle
Belts

EGIBGB....

...and your lying if that isn't what it stands for
Not even warm. Not one word is right.

GonzoLays
03-29-2006, 01:46 PM
Not even warm. Not one word is right.

Oh please I got the EG part down. The rest just describles the EG.

DomCasual
03-29-2006, 01:46 PM
Well, if I don't attempt to read his posts, then I really don't know what he's trying to say! Ha!
Hey, he's seemed to have tried to show a kinder, gentler side lately. I'm keeping an open mind about him, at least. A lot of what he says contains some good insight, once you get beneath the pretentious surface.

He's pissed me off a few times more than I should have let him, though. :moody:

Arkansas Bronco
03-29-2006, 01:46 PM
or if you know what a "yavoon" is....
A yavoon is a rabid racoon that smokes alot of crack and post's in short hand.

Sassy
03-29-2006, 01:51 PM
My niece is twelve....she starts talking to me like that and I tell her she sounds stupid. She has more intelligence than that.

Mile High Shack
03-29-2006, 01:53 PM
That's it? All of it drvs me crzy. ;D

it drvs u czy?
how bout rest uv us
drvs me so czy tht I hv hm on iggy

Mile High Shack
03-29-2006, 01:54 PM
Not even warm. Not one word is right.

it's sad that I know what it stands for

I post too much

LOL

Mtbrncofn
03-29-2006, 01:54 PM
A yavoon is a rabid racoon that smokes alot of crack and post's in short hand.


Ha!

Mtbrncofn
03-29-2006, 01:55 PM
it drvs u czy?
how bout rest uv us
drvs me so czy tht I hv hm on iggy


That really is a good idea.

Pick Six
03-29-2006, 01:56 PM
Hey, he's seemed to have tried to show a kinder, gentler side lately. I'm keeping an open mind about him, at least. A lot of what he says contains some good insight, once you get beneath the pretentious surface.

He's pissed me off a few times more than I should have let him, though. :moody:

You're right. He DOES have some really good insight. The shorthand just makes him appear unintelligent.

ZachKC
03-29-2006, 01:57 PM
You might be an OM member if you let message board culture convince you there is bias against the Broncos from the NFL and the media.

ZachKC
03-29-2006, 01:57 PM
You might be an OM member if you let message board culture convince you there is bias against the Broncos from the NFL and the media.
I admit that one isnt as funny as the others. It is better filed under fact.

broncosteven
03-29-2006, 02:26 PM
You might be an OrangeMane avatar Pervert if your Self Pleasuring yourself in an Atlas Thread when you are rudely interrupted by a post by Crazyhorse of some Camaro Engine picture taken in his bedroom... and you don't stop!

ZachKC
03-29-2006, 02:30 PM
You might be an OrangeMane avatar Pervert if your Self Pleasuring yourself in an Atlas Thread when you are rudely interrupted by a post by Crazyhorse of some Camaro Engine picture taken in his bedroom... and you don't stop!
Ok, thats funny.

Rock Chalk
03-29-2006, 03:06 PM
Btw.

Eewy
Gooey
Impish
Bronco
Girl
Brigade

EGIBGB

GonzoLays
03-29-2006, 03:16 PM
Btw.

Eewy
Gooey
Impish
Bronco
Girl
Brigade

EGIBGB

Okay if that is the case then Sassy was lying when I said I didn't get one letter right. i got the Bronco.

Pick Six
03-29-2006, 03:20 PM
You might be an OrangeMane regular if you've ever publically eaten crow over Shahanan's decision to draft 3 CBs last year...

ak1971
03-29-2006, 03:51 PM
you know you are a regular when you go out to dinner with a group and you get introduced as your handle

"Hi...Im ak1971'

dbfan4life
03-29-2006, 03:52 PM
Btw.

Eewy
Gooey
Impish
Bronco
Girl
Brigade

EGIBGB

I always thought the BG part stood for Brian Greise! :rofl:

Mile High Shack
03-29-2006, 04:08 PM
I always thought the BG part stood for Brian Greise! :rofl:

yeah I thought it was

Ewey
Gooey
Impish
Brian
Griese
Brigade

LOL

I guess I didn't even know

DomCasual
03-29-2006, 04:10 PM
It's more of a Bronco fan thing than exclusively an Orange Mane thing, but how about this:

If I have down time (in the car, going to bed at night, church at times, etc.), I will walk through Bronco scenarios in my head. Offseason, it is usually either 1) going through a mental depth chart, or 2) figuring out how many weeks are left until opening day. If it is the season, it usually means walking through the remaining schedule, and guesstimating how many wins and losses remain.

TheManeMan
03-29-2006, 04:34 PM
You might be a regular here on the Mane if you've memorized all the codes for the smilies available...

Meck77
03-29-2006, 05:34 PM
You might be a OrangeMane board regular if you've ever participated in one of the many dozens of threads dedicated to orangemane hats or shirts.

Kaylore
03-29-2006, 06:59 PM
You might be a OrangeMane board regular if you've ever participated in one of the many dozens of threads dedicated to orangemane hats or shirts.
HEY! WHAT A GREAT IDEA!!! TACO SHOULD LOOK INTO THAT!!!!!!;)

elsid13
03-29-2006, 07:11 PM
HEY! WHAT A GREAT IDEA!!! TACO SHOULD LOOK INTO THAT!!!!!!;)


What the you didn't get yours, man you really aren't a regular.

Archer81
03-29-2006, 07:17 PM
might be an OM regular if you are havin sexual/familial/personal issues, and instead of seekin advice from friends and family, come here instead.

:Broncos:

Arkansas Bronco
03-29-2006, 07:18 PM
You are probably a regular if you have posted on this thread!

Needa Pass Rush
03-29-2006, 07:49 PM
I'm Orangemane irregular. :-[

Blueflame
03-29-2006, 08:09 PM
Btw.

Eewy
Gooey
Impish
Bronco
Girl
Brigade

EGIBGB

Yeah, but we changed it when you weren't looking. The "E" now stands for "Errand".... ;D :P :devil:

Vegas_Bronco
03-29-2006, 08:20 PM
You might be a regular if you have.........


52,667 posts...... WOW

That's what you call all foam and no beer.

Vegas_Bronco
03-29-2006, 08:22 PM
You might be a regular OManer if you've never been a part of something special.

Pezman
03-29-2006, 08:25 PM
Btw.

Eewy
Gooey
Impish
Bronco
Girl
Brigade

EGIBGB

Finally, it has been exposed. Good god, how long did those miserable girls hide that slogan from the treehouse? Its about time their little organization was exposed Alec :thumbs:

smalltowngrll
03-29-2006, 08:41 PM
Finally, it has been exposed. Good god, how long did those miserable girls hide that slogan from the treehouse? Its about time their little organization was exposed Alec :thumbs:


I still haven't a clue.... hmmm...

But I know it's got to be rockin'...cuz we women...are awesome!! :thanku:

Yea yea...don't deny it...you know! ;)

Mtbrncofn
03-29-2006, 11:05 PM
Finally, it has been exposed. Good god, how long did those miserable girls hide that slogan from the treehouse? Its about time their little organization was exposed Alec :thumbs:


Miserable girls?!! That was uncalled for. And I thought it was a secret. Alec, you suck.

Sassy
03-29-2006, 11:09 PM
Miserable girls?!! That was uncalled for. And I thought it was a secret. Alec, you suck.
About five years...Alec you do suck!

Spider
03-29-2006, 11:11 PM
He is a Broncos fan that cross dresses like a Chief fan? That is just gross! :rofl:

You might be an Orange Mane regular if know about Spiders version of Taco Bell. (Speaking of gross) oh man Hilarious! that shook a few up .....

Mtbrncofn
03-29-2006, 11:14 PM
oh man Hilarious! that shook a few up .....


Guh-ross! That still makes me queasy.

Hogan11
03-29-2006, 11:28 PM
About five years...Alec you do suck!

Mr. Blue told me a couple of years ago what the "I" stood for, but I was cool enough not to rat about it........well, that and the EG's threatened to castrate me if I did.....some things are not worth losing the package over.

Sassy
03-29-2006, 11:29 PM
Mr. Blue told me a couple of years ago what the "I" stood for, but I was cool enough not to rat about it........well, that and the EG's threatened to castrate me if I did.....some things are not worth losing the package over.
;) You've got that right :devil:

SportinOne
03-29-2006, 11:31 PM
If the front page of the Orange Mane is hacked and you don't notice.

Ultra-Super-MegaMan REP to you on that one!

Mtbrncofn
03-30-2006, 12:36 AM
Mr. Blue told me a couple of years ago what the "I" stood for, but I was cool enough not to rat about it........well, that and the EG's threatened to castrate me if I did.....some things are not worth losing the package over.


Smart, smart man! ;) And yes that was very cool of you not to rat....unlike some other people.

Odysseus
03-30-2006, 12:53 AM
you know you are a regular when you go out to dinner with a group and you get introduced as your handle

"Hi...Im ak1971'

That's it! I'm changing my handle! Ha!

Odysseus
03-30-2006, 01:10 AM
I admit that one isnt as funny as the others. It is better filed under fact.

No. Actually this works for me now that I understand you are confused cross dressing Broncos fan. You are just in denial. The signs are all there.

1. Are you nervous when the Broncos play?
2. Always checking in on Broncos bloggers and news boards?
3. Talking about Broncos QB at every opportunity?
4. Worrying about which Broncos players are going to start?
5. Do you know more than five Broncos players on the current roster?
6. Do you talk about the Broncos with your friends and familiars?
7. Are you obssessed with everything Shanahan does or doesn't do?
8. Do you talk with more Broncs fans than any other fan?

Have you called our hotline? I think El Sid, Mile High Shack, Big Guy, Rascal, Broncoblue and Blueflame are manning the phones. 1 800 GO OMANE. You don't need a credit card. Just bring a pen and paper so you can.

If you see Faderproof let him know that his shift starts around 8pm. If you see Bob tell him to please stop calling. He is tying up the lines.

Odysseus
03-30-2006, 01:11 AM
Smart, smart man! ;) And yes that was very cool of you not to rat....unlike some other people.

Whoever ratted you out is definitely not a d*ck! :curtsey:

Rock Chalk
03-30-2006, 08:13 AM
About five years...Alec you do suck!
Sass, I kept the secret for that long.

Thats a long time.

And, I decided, that this was a good time to tell everyone ;)

Rock Chalk
03-30-2006, 08:14 AM
Mr. Blue told me a couple of years ago what the "I" stood for, but I was cool enough not to rat about it........well, that and the EG's threatened to castrate me if I did.....some things are not worth losing the package over.
Heh, Blueflame told me after I searched the entire site (at the time, not as many posts as now) looking for what the I stood for.

After an exhaustive search, I explained to blue what I had done and she felt pity for me and told me.

To which I kept the secret for many years.

Odysseus
03-30-2006, 08:45 AM
You are probably a regular if you have posted on this thread!

I was just thinking that.

Every now and then a thread will pop up where the old DPO crowd will talk about stuff I remember hearing about. It's probably how some posters feel right now reading this.

I got on the Internet in 1991. It was boring. I tried it again in 1992. Wow. This is pretty cool. 14.4 modem? Dude! I am sailing. 1993 came around and suddenly thing were hopping. 1995 was really when this Internet thing took off. Think about it...Where the heck do you guys think this place is going to be 10 years from now?

Sassy
03-30-2006, 11:13 AM
That's it! I'm changing my handle! Ha!
Or if you pick Maners out of a group on OF1 by name without having met them first.

Sassy
03-30-2006, 11:14 AM
Sass, I kept the secret for that long.

Thats a long time.

And, I decided, that this was a good time to tell everyone ;)
Yeah ok...it was a long time ;)

Alkazar
03-30-2006, 12:05 PM
Not even warm. Not one word is right.
Actually, he did get one word right, "Bronco". I am one of the few, the proud, the Maner's who acutally got the entire name right, and like a good maner, I promptly forgot again!

crazyhorse
03-30-2006, 12:06 PM
You're probably an Omane regular if when you lose a debate based on statistics, you claim stats dont mean anything, then use stats to prove your point.

Odysseus
03-30-2006, 12:32 PM
Or if you pick Maners out of a group on OF1 by name without having met them first.

We should be able to order autographed Omane photos! We are all stars!

I think a glamour shots poses of the females are in order! ;)

Imagine some of the creative photoshopping, photography, and that could come out of that!

We need a CGI animator to show Disco in action! "Hey! Give me back my wig!"

Alkazar
03-30-2006, 12:33 PM
You might be an O-mane regular if you've posted on the NPN thread at least 20 times....just to keep it at the top of the page.

Odysseus
03-30-2006, 12:38 PM
You're probably an Omane regular if when you lose a debate based on statistics, you claim stats dont mean anything, then use stats to prove your point.

I thought that was Chiefs logic? You've never done that? Don't make me quote you! LOL

Dagmar
03-30-2006, 01:25 PM
I thought that was Chiefs logic? You've never done that? Don't make me quote you! LOL
Dude, quote him. it'll be sweet.

Kaylore
03-30-2006, 01:48 PM
You're probably an Omane regular if when you lose a debate based on statistics, you claim stats dont mean anything, then use stats to prove your point.
Yavoon is doing this right now in the Jake Plummer thread.

Odysseus
03-30-2006, 01:50 PM
Yavoon is doing this right now in the Jake Plummer thread.

I thought that only happened in Brian Griese threads? :giggle:

Do you know if you Google Yavoon he comes up as the third, fourth, and fifth lookup in Google? He's a star!

Here is something from Google.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/archive/index.php/t-97902

listopencil
I'm having too much fun with this thread way after everyone lost interest in it.

T3h sux0r

Blueflame
03-30-2006, 02:21 PM
Heh, Blueflame told me after I searched the entire site (at the time, not as many posts as now) looking for what the I stood for.

After an exhaustive search, I explained to blue what I had done and she felt pity for me and told me.

To which I kept the secret for many years.

One has to admit you showed unusual tenacity in reading all the way through "Girl Talk".... even back then... in search of the answer. Five years is a long time to keep the secret, so I'm not gonna whine. Ha!

That wasn't our only secret, though... and some of our secrets remain untold to any guys, even Mr. Blue. ;)

Meck77
03-30-2006, 02:24 PM
One has to admit you showed unusual tenacity in reading all the way through "Girl Talk".... even back then... in search of the answer. Five years is a long time to keep the secret, so I'm not gonna whine. Ha!

That wasn't our only secret, though... and some of our secrets remain untold to any guys, even Mr. Blue. ;)

Do you girls know what BSTSONSGRESKPWESASTRIPPERPOLEOF1 stands for? I betcha don't. The rest of the guys do though. It's our secret.

Blueflame
03-30-2006, 02:27 PM
Do you girls know what BSTSONSGRESKPWESASTRIPPERPOLEOF1 stands for? I betcha don't. The rest of the guys do though. It's our secret.

LOL I have ways of getting that info from Mr. Blue, though.... :wiggle:

Odysseus
03-30-2006, 02:50 PM
You're probably an Omane regular if when you lose a debate based on statistics, you claim stats dont mean anything, then use stats to prove your point.

"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts." Albert Einstein 1879-1995

(Hmmm. Debating whether I should quote Crazy or not.:wiggle: )

BMF Bronco
03-30-2006, 02:53 PM
You're probably an Omane regular if when you lose a debate based on statistics, you claim stats dont mean anything, then use stats to prove your point.
stats such as 0 playoff wins?

crazyhorse
03-30-2006, 05:49 PM
"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts." Albert Einstein 1879-1995

(Hmmm. Debating whether I should quote Crazy or not.:wiggle: )

"Go for it" (Rocky Balboa 1982)

Odysseus
03-30-2006, 05:58 PM
"Go for it" (Rocky Balboa 1982)
Tomorrow is March 31st, dumbass.

I'm in a different time zone. Dumbass!!LOL Dude!

You could have cold busted me on Albert Einstien! 1955! This is like picking on little kids. Asta del fuego mucho Y machismo.

I'm sitting on 2255Z time. Time to work out!

crazyhorse
03-30-2006, 06:18 PM
I'm in a different time zone. Dumbass!!LOL Dude!

You could have cold busted me on Albert Einstien! 1955! This is like picking on little kids. Asta del fuego mucho Y machismo.

I'm sitting on 2255Z time. Time to work out!

The sig comment is an inside joke. One you're not involved in (unless you are Pez). Stop flinching, I wont hurt you.

I can understand your paranoia however. Little kids can be very formidable.

Mtbrncofn
03-30-2006, 06:22 PM
Do you girls know what BSTSONSGRESKPWESASTRIPPERPOLEOF1 stands for? I betcha don't. The rest of the guys do though. It's our secret.


With my awesome powers of deduction, I see 'stripperpole OF1' in there, and I probably don't want to know what the rest is. ;)

Odysseus
03-30-2006, 06:30 PM
The sig comment is an inside joke. One you're not involved in (unless you are Pez). Stop flinching, I wont hurt you.

I can understand your paranoia however. Little kids can be very formidable.

:spit: I got plenty of time to bust on you. It's like punching a little kid. "O.K. Wait! O.K. O.K. I'm ready." Formidable?

I gotta to run...literally.

Blueflame
03-30-2006, 08:07 PM
With my awesome powers of deduction, I see 'stripperpole OF1' in there, and I probably don't want to know what the rest is. ;)

:rofl: I concur... we prolly don't wanna know.... Ha!

Kaylore
03-30-2006, 08:24 PM
LOL I have ways of getting that info from Mr. Blue, though.... :wiggle:
Do you bribe him with money?!?!? :angel:

Blueflame
03-30-2006, 08:40 PM
Do you bribe him with money?!?!? :angel:

Hehehe... I've found more success in plying him with beer.... :~ohyah!:

orangefan
03-30-2006, 09:51 PM
I have been here on a very regular basis for over 4 years. I look forward to checking the mane each day, and do so before I check my mail. I would say the true definition of an O-Mane junkie is one who knows as much or more about their division rivals as most of their own fans. What other message board group could so easily rattle off the Chiefs last playoff win, or their playoff record?

wabbit
03-30-2006, 11:01 PM
...What other message board group could so easily rattle off the Chiefs last playoff win, or their playoff record?

That's never a problem.

If you're not a Chiefs fan you don't even have to take off your shoes to count the few, the proud, the distant memory.

It's sad because so many eye-witnesses to the last Chiefy greatness are dying off every day.

Well, not sad really...it frees up money from the state funds, but you know what I mean.

cbs1177
03-30-2006, 11:07 PM
you are an true orangemaner if Taco John ever made one of ya threads a sticky.

Dagmar
03-30-2006, 11:46 PM
Is anyone else afraid of people in the really real world too...?

Kaylore
03-30-2006, 11:53 PM
Is anyone else afraid of people in the really real world too...?
Only you scare me.

ludo21
03-30-2006, 11:56 PM
Only you scare me.


:rofl:

Dagmar
03-31-2006, 12:05 AM
Only you scare me.
:afro:

Kaylore
03-31-2006, 12:18 AM
:afro:
It's nothing personal, just never really cared for lord Xenu.

epicSocialism4tw
03-31-2006, 12:58 AM
Is anyone else afraid of people in the really real world too...?

I'm scared of Tyra Banks after seeing your sig thing!

Taco John
03-31-2006, 01:07 AM
It's nothing personal, just never really cared for lord Xenu.



Is it the itchy stubble? Or the halitosis?

Kaylore
03-31-2006, 01:13 AM
Is it the itchy stubble? Or the halitosis?
Yes.

Odysseus
03-31-2006, 02:27 AM
That's never a problem.

If you're not a Chiefs fan you don't even have to take off your shoes to count the few, the proud, the distant memory.

It's sad because so many eye-witnesses to the last Chiefy greatness are dying off every day.

Well, not sad really...it frees up money from the state funds, but you know what I mean.

As you can tell by the sentence structure this is a typical seasoned Orange Mane poster. If you notice the triple reverse slam on Chiefs fans amplied by including politics but never referring directly to the thousand threads that have died brutally in War and politics section.

If you are an Orange Mane regular you know never ever go unescorted into the War and Politics forum. If you decide to enter the War and politics forum you need body armor covered in penicillin. Be sure to be current on all your shots especially tetnus. It's nasty in there.

On each seasoned Orangemane poster post you will notice a type of ribaldry and satire that you will never see in mainstream press unless of course they don't know what they are talking about (DPO) or they are lying. (PFT)

If you are new to the Mane this is Wabbit. Do not mess with the Wabbit. If you ever get Wabbit fired up he can be one scary little woodland creature. This is one of the few rules at the Mane. Do not mess with the Wabbit.

Odysseus
03-31-2006, 02:46 AM
you are an true orangemaner if Taco John ever made one of ya threads a sticky.

I can't get one my threads past 20 posts much less a sticky.
:injured:

Do a search of posts by post count. I'm down on page 16 looking at guys with 100 posts and knowing who they are. That's sick! How the heck did I get past 5,600 posts? I remember 1,000 was a thrill.

You are an Orangemane regular when you really don't care about post count.

Rock Chalk
03-31-2006, 09:40 AM
I can't get one my threads past 20 posts much less a sticky.
:injured:

Do a search of posts by post count. I'm down on page 16 looking at guys with 100 posts and knowing who they are. That's sick! How the heck did I get past 5,600 posts? I remember 1,000 was a thrill.

You are an Orangemane regular when you really don't care about post count.
True that.

I stopped caring at 10K.

broncosteven
03-31-2006, 09:49 AM
I have been more Regular on the OM & at home since I started taking Metamucil tablets! Getting Old Sucks!

http://metamucil.com/about_fiber/learn_more.shtml

What Is Dietary Fiber?
Dietary fiber is an important part of our diet. It adds bulk to keep other foods moving through the digestive system, and it holds water, which in turn softens the stool for easy elimination. Dietary fiber describes the part of the plant that can't be digested. It can be divided into two types, which are essential to proper bowel function:

1. Soluble fiber forms a gel-like material in water. It helps restore regularity and lowers cholesterol. Good sources include oats, beans, peas, many types of fruit, and psyllium.

2. Insoluble fiber does not dissolve in water and moves through your digestive system quickly and largely intact. It helps keep you regular by bulking up the stool. Good sources include wheat bran, whole-grain cereals and breads, and many vegetables. The secret to getting enough fiber is to eat a well-balanced diet that includes a variety of high-fiber foods.

Easy Ways to Increase Fiber
Adding fiber to your diet may be easier than you think. Here are some tips that can help you get started:


Substitute high-fiber foods (whole-grain bread, brown rice, fruits, and vegetables) for low-fiber foods (white bread, white rice, candy, and chips).


Try to eat more raw vegetables and fresh fruit, including the skins, when appropriate. Peeling vegetables can reduce their fiber, and skins are a good source of fiber.


Eat high-fiber foods at every meal. Bran cereal for breakfast is a good start, but try to include some fruits, vegetables, whole grains, and beans in your diet as well.


When food isn't enough, a dietary fiber supplement can be taken.


Be sure to increase your fiber intake gradually to give your body time to adjust, and drink plenty of fluids.

Pick Six
03-31-2006, 12:20 PM
If you change your avatar every so often just because you're sick of looking at it, you might be an OM regular...

BMF Bronco
03-31-2006, 12:29 PM
If you change your avatar every so often just because you're sick of looking at it, you might be an OM regular...
<------------------I can never get sick of looking at my avatar!

Rocket 7
03-31-2006, 12:54 PM
If you say wooooooooooooo after a good play

Blueflame
03-31-2006, 01:30 PM
You just might be an OM regular if you can correctly name every member of the EGIBGB.... several have been away from the board a long time (and are very much missed. :()

Rocket 7
03-31-2006, 01:42 PM
Is Bronco Fox one?

Blueflame
03-31-2006, 01:48 PM
Is Bronco Fox one?

Yep... she is. :)

Rocket 7
03-31-2006, 01:55 PM
BlueDamsel was one. How many are left?

Blueflame
03-31-2006, 02:11 PM
BlueDamsel was one. How many are left?

There are eight of us... and come to think of it, that should be nine 'cause Gunns has more than 1000 posts.

BMF Bronco
03-31-2006, 02:13 PM
There are eight of us... and come to think of it, that should be nine 'cause Gunns has more than 1000 posts.
and 10 if you count me, the pimp of the group!:afro: :pimp: :twokisses

Rocket 7
03-31-2006, 02:14 PM
There are eight of us... and come to think of it, that should be nine 'cause Gunns has more than 1000 posts.
With Mt, Tre, you and Sassy does that leave two?

Atlas
03-31-2006, 02:28 PM
You might be an Orange Mane member if you actually dislike Chef fan more than Faider fan.

Blueflame
03-31-2006, 02:31 PM
With Mt, Tre, you and Sassy does that leave two?

Three more... my bad; Gunns will be the 10th. :D

broncosteven
03-31-2006, 04:48 PM
You might be an Orange Mane member if you actually dislike Chef fan more than Faider fan.


I always hated the Butt-pirates more than the Cheefs until I signed up here. After dealing with the Cheef posters my hatred has turned to the Chefs! Great Cooglymoogly!

DomCasual
03-31-2006, 04:52 PM
You might be an O-mane regular if you've posted on the NPN thread at least 20 times....just to keep it at the top of the page.
This is a pretty good one.

DomCasual
03-31-2006, 04:58 PM
True that.

I stopped caring at 10K.
Man, I stopped caring at 2K.

smalltowngrll
03-31-2006, 06:05 PM
Man, I stopped caring at 2K.

Are you supposed to care? I missed the boat there...

DomCasual
03-31-2006, 06:10 PM
Are you supposed to care? I missed the boat there...
I was just being funny, since I passed 2K about two days ago.

Archer81
03-31-2006, 07:53 PM
You might be an OM member if...

In the middle of your most intense sexual event of your life, you wonder if anyone on this board would be impressed...

:Broncos:

Rock Chalk
03-31-2006, 08:10 PM
You might be an OM member if...

In the middle of your most intense sexual event of your life, you wonder if anyone on this board would be impressed...

:Broncos:
Umm, no. As much as I like you folks, I dont feel the need to impress any of you.

And I think that showed in New Orleans as scraggly as I looked.

epicSocialism4tw
03-31-2006, 08:27 PM
You might be an OM member if...

In the middle of your most intense sexual event of your life, you wonder if anyone on this board would be impressed...

:Broncos:

We'll just act like you didnt say that!

crazyhorse
03-31-2006, 08:56 PM
I always hated the Butt-pirates more than the Cheefs until I signed up here. After dealing with the Cheef posters my hatred has turned to the Chefs! Great Cooglymoogly!

:thanku:

Sassy
03-31-2006, 09:35 PM
Umm, no. As much as I like you folks, I dont feel the need to impress any of you.

And I think that showed in New Orleans as scraggly as I looked.
Did you even shower there? Kidding Alec ;D

ICON
03-31-2006, 10:53 PM
You mite be a OM reg if you are thinking of starting a user name for your kid, So when they get older you can pass the buck!!!! my 4 year old is already a BRONCO FAN :wiggle: My lil angels name is Amber can anybody help me out with a good user name

go Broncos go OMERS :wave:

DomCasual
03-31-2006, 11:05 PM
You mite be a OM reg if you are thinking of starting a user name for your kid, So when they get older you can pass the buck!!!! my 4 year old is already a BRONCO FAN :wiggle: My lil angels name is Amber can anybody help me out with a good user name

go Broncos go OMERS :wave:
How about, "Mom'sCrazy!"

or

"JustWannaTakeBallet!"

or

"Mom'sScaryWhenTheBroncosLose!"

If I did one for my son, it would probably be "Brainwashed!"

Pick Six
04-01-2006, 02:23 AM
You mite be a OM reg if you are thinking of starting a user name for your kid, So when they get older you can pass the buck!!!! my 4 year old is already a BRONCO FAN :wiggle: My lil angels name is Amber can anybody help me out with a good user name

go Broncos go OMERS :wave:

Amber Bronk?:thanku:

Odysseus
04-01-2006, 07:24 AM
...if you spend the first half hour of your morning reading this thread, laughing your ass off and...even though your still considered a newbie, you get at least half of what is here! :rofl:

Yep...recent convert! All hail the Mane! :notworthy

...if you join the OMane Survivor game, thinking it will be completely innocent fun... Soon to realize they will make you a lieing, cheating, backstabbing whore! ;)

Unofficial official rule: You are not a newbie if you play any of the games hosted by Old Dude.

Odysseus
04-01-2006, 07:30 AM
You might be an OM member if...

In the middle of your most intense sexual event of your life, you wonder if anyone on this board would be impressed...

:Broncos:

You mean you weren't online posting in the middle of it?

Slacker.:rofl:

Imagine if everybody had a webcam? Geeez. There is some reality for you.

elsid13
04-01-2006, 07:51 AM
You mean you weren't online posting in the middle of it?

Slacker.:rofl:

Imagine if everybody had a webcam? Geeez. There is some reality for you.


Just the thought of that make me want to barf. I now going to start drinking like Mock to try to get those images out of my head.

crazyhorse
04-01-2006, 08:31 AM
You are an Omaner regular if by 7 am on April fools day, Pez has already altered your avvy.

ICON
04-01-2006, 09:17 AM
Amber Bronk?:thanku:8')

AMBERBRONK
04-01-2006, 09:25 AM
Amber Bronk?:thanku:Thanks:flower:

Odysseus
04-01-2006, 09:32 AM
Just the thought of that make me want to barf. I now going to start drinking like Mock to try to get those images out of my head.

:rofl: (I am Jack's unending coma )

ICON
04-01-2006, 09:47 AM
:worthless

Might be an OM member if...you use thecustom smilies, and wished they were avaliable in other places besides here...
:Broncos::~ohyah!:

Blueflame
04-01-2006, 01:19 PM
You are an Omaner regular if by 7 am on April fools day, Pez has already altered your avvy.

Whaddaya mean? The avy-altering occurred late last night and was a fait accompli by midnight...

So... you're a nocturnal OMane regular if you noticed it last night... ;) :rofl: ;D

Disco Man
04-01-2006, 01:20 PM
You know that Bob is 10 and picks his nose.

crazyhorse
04-01-2006, 02:00 PM
Whaddaya mean? The avy-altering occurred late last night and was a fait accompli by midnight...

So... you're a nocturnal OMane regular if you noticed it last night... ;) :rofl: ;D

Gotcha.

I noticed it about 7 am.

Blueflame
04-01-2006, 02:05 PM
Gotcha.

I noticed it about 7 am.

LOL Pezzy wasn't wasting a single hour of April Fool's Day.... he was exceedingly prompt with his pranks. ;D


.... and the day ain't over yet.... :wiggle:

Kaylore
04-01-2006, 02:10 PM
LOL Pezzy wasn't wasting a single hour of April Fool's Day.... he was exceedingly prompt with his pranks. ;D


.... and the day ain't over yet.... :wiggle:
Yeah. I was going to leave mine all day in honor, but had better ideas.

ICON
04-01-2006, 04:20 PM
not to mention the Faiders, dolts, deadskins, squeelers, etc& the cowgirls,bongalows,yams

ICON
04-01-2006, 04:27 PM
AThread inside A Thread


you know your a mullet fan when your house has more miles than your truck

YOU MIGHT BE A mullet fan IF:

1)YOU HAVE A COMPLETE SET OF SALAD BOWLS AND THEY ALL SAY COOL WHIP ON THE SIDE.

2)IF A TORNADO HITS YOUR HOUSE AND MAKES $10,000 WORTH OF IMPRUVMENTS.

3)IF THE BIGGEST CITY YOUVE EVER BEEN 2 IS WAL MART.

4) IF YOUR WORKING TV SITS ON TOP OF YOUR NON WORKING TV

5)IF YOUVE MISSED 5TH GRADE GRADUATION BECOUSE YOU HAD JURY DUTY.

Odysseus
04-02-2006, 07:04 AM
What are you doing? Thread within a thread?! You are going to hijack your own thread? O.K. that is pretty bad by itself but aren't you familiar with the laws of MULLETSTATION? It's an unwritten rule to never mulletize Broncos threads. It's bad enough the cross dressers roam freely among us but geez man! Get a grip! (j/k)

You need to say three Hail John Elways and repent of you sin! Do you have any old videos or Broncos tapes? You need to put them on immeadiately. I think the game where the Shannon schooled the Chiefs with the winning catch in the playoffs might help.

Blueflame
04-02-2006, 07:13 AM
What are you doing? Thread within a thread?! You are going to hijack your own thread? O.K. that is pretty bad by itself but aren't you familiar with the laws of MULLETSTATION? It's an unwritten rule to never mulletize Broncos threads. It's bad enough the cross dressers roam freely among us but geez man! Get a grip! (j/k)

You need to say three Hail John Elways and repent of you sin! Do you have any old videos or Broncos tapes? You need to put them on immeadiately. I think the game where the Shannon schooled the Chiefs with the winning catch in the playoffs might help.

Heh... now you've got me in the mood to re-watch the entire playoff series, culminating with SB XXXII....

Odysseus
04-02-2006, 08:03 AM
Heh... now you've got me in the mood to re-watch the entire playoff series, culminating with SB XXXII....

I loved the Revenge tour! Each game was a dogfight and for most every win was not expected. This was back in the days when NOBODY believed the Broncos could do anything. The biggest weakness was Broncos defense and everybody knew it but what do you against a team that grind out the clock on the ground or go BOOM big strike up top?

I think that game with Sharpe has to be one of my favorites of all time.

crazyhorse
04-02-2006, 08:31 AM
BOOM

Tough actin' Tinactin!

ROYC75
04-02-2006, 12:10 PM
15162

1)you look at anyone with a Bronco jersey, hat or
and wonder what user name they post by.

2)So...many...sarcastic....responses....must...rem ai n..calm...let...it...go...

Phew, that was tough...

3)You might be a regular if you know BOB is a under cover Bronco fan .

4)LOL is now used at work, home and ever time you agree.LOL


Damn, for a second there I thought that I might be a regular........... I'm happy again. Thanks.:thumbs:

brncs_fan
04-06-2006, 11:58 PM
Does it make you a regular if you just read the entire "You might be an Orange mane Board regular if" in one sitting?

It bagan as a journey for the meaning of the EGIBGB and ended in more time spent on this board. Anyone else think that instead of post count, we could get something like an odometer that counts you hours spent on the mane. In order to keep people from leaving it on and running up their numbers, it would turn off after 15 minutes of inactivity.

Here's one, you know your a regular when you have more than two explorers open to the mane.

Sassy
04-07-2006, 12:01 AM
You know you're a Mane regular if you're already planning the "OMANE GAME" the second the schedule comes out ;D

Heck...maybe that's just a Bronco fan in general :devil:

brncs_fan
04-07-2006, 12:02 AM
You might be a regular if you are planning your "adoptions" already.

Dagmar
04-07-2006, 12:10 AM
You might be a regular if you are planning your "adoptions" already.
LOL



You might be an OM regular if the you KNOW the thread "It is a celebration b*tches, GonzoLays 2000th post" will be a hilarious amount of abuse towards the fella before even reading it.

Mtbrncofn
04-07-2006, 12:18 AM
LOL



You might be an OM regular if the you KNOW the thread "It is a celebration b*tches, GonzoLays 2000th post" will be a hilarious amount of abuse towards the fella before even reading it.


Ha!

I better go read that.

brncs_fan
04-07-2006, 12:21 AM
You might be a regular if you are planning your "adoptions" already.
Sad part is I will miss it again and end up talking someone into a co-adoption or getting some guy cut before the first mini-camp is over.

ludo21
04-07-2006, 12:24 AM
You might be a regular if you are planning your "adoptions" already.


:rofl:


......see signature for my future.... 8')

brncs_fan
04-07-2006, 12:32 AM
LOL



You might be an OM regular if the you KNOW the thread "It is a celebration b*tches, GonzoLays 2000th post" will be a hilarious amount of abuse towards the fella before even reading it.
You might be a regular if you know who the mod was that took away posts to put him under 2000 posts again

Dagmar
04-07-2006, 12:38 AM
You might be a regular if you know who the mod was that took away posts to put him under 2000 posts again
Ha! I missed that one!

smalltowngrll
04-07-2006, 03:09 AM
You might be a regular if you know who the mod was that took away posts to put him under 2000 posts again

I was wondering about that one...LOL