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Odysseus
04-07-2006, 06:08 AM
You know that Bob is 10 and picks his nose.

I found Bob hanging around another Broncos board apologizing for another unintended maturity spasm. I wish there was a way I could write Bob off on my taxes.

*Sigh* I guess I should cut old Bob some slack. He actually posting some pretty good stuff....sort of. GO BOB. Screw the Chiefs.

Odysseus
04-07-2006, 06:14 AM
Tough actin' Tinactin!

There was a John Madden commercial where he was making fun of himself and listed off all the products he was pimping. I can't remember what it was about but it ended with him using a leaf blower in the Monday Night Football booth. I wonder what football is really going to look like this year. All the familiar guys are gone.

You might be an Orangemane regular if it's more fun to have fun than to get into kiddy Sh*t.

Odysseus
04-20-2006, 02:25 AM
You might be an Orange Mane regular if you've ever posted to an existing thread. 8')

...If you are already pissed off at the Broncos draft and they haven't even picked anybody yet.

...If you ever wondered where are all these new guys are coming from posting all this cool stuff and then realize the guy has 200 posts.

...If you start wondering where the Raider fans are because you miss picking on them. ;)

...If you realize a poster you don't remember really reading has been around longer than you. (Anybody seen Tom G? our resident real Astronaut)

Rausch
04-20-2006, 02:38 AM
......if yer considered domesticated by the donk faithful...

Odysseus
04-20-2006, 06:23 AM
......if yer considered domesticated by the donk faithful...

The only thing that makes you "house broken" is you live in a house. LOL

EDIT: I saw fight club recently again. That movie has really good one liners in it especially the Jack series. "I am Jack's colon."

watermock
04-20-2006, 06:28 AM
You might be a regular if your embarrased at your post count....

and still hate IHOP....

Arkansas Bronco
04-20-2006, 07:35 AM
You might be a regular if your embarrased at your post count....

and still hate IHOP....
After thinking about it IHOP helped us get rid of one big head ache.

Meck77
04-20-2006, 09:31 AM
[B](Anybody seen Tom G? our resident real Astronaut)

Haven't seen him lately but I've had beers with Tom G and his beautiful daughters. Tom G is a pimp.:pimp:

Saddletramp
06-24-2006, 05:06 PM
Have you ever seen a fan of an rival spend so many time on that other's team board? I clearly haven't.

He is no doubt an undercover Bronco fan.
Actually I have. WhoDeyBengals Broncomania member. Has only about 300 or so posts on the Bengals message boards and like 5,000 plus on BMMB. Crazy. but a real cool guy. For a Bengals fan.

broncosteven
06-25-2006, 02:38 PM
Haven't seen him lately but I've had beers with Tom G and his beautiful daughters. Tom G is a pimp.:pimp:


We have an Astronaut here & you guys didn't tell me?!

Saddletramp
06-26-2006, 08:52 PM
you post in this thread more than one?

Odysseus
06-26-2006, 10:12 PM
We have an Astronaut here & you guys didn't tell me?!

I just did!!

You might be an Orangemane regular if you know how to get a message to another poster without sending him a PM.

Alkazar
06-28-2006, 10:44 AM
You might be an O-Mane regular if you started a thread that now has over a 1000 posts.

Saddletramp
06-28-2006, 12:41 PM
if you have no life and cant get someone out of your mind.



oh wait thats just me not everybody else here.


:loopy:

BMF Bronco
06-28-2006, 12:49 PM
if you have no life and cant get someone out of your mind.



oh wait thats just me not everybody else here.


:loopy:
If you have a new found affinity of someone of the opposite sex on the board.

COme on now Saddle, who is she?

Arkansas Bronco
06-28-2006, 12:52 PM
....if you are posting on the "last to post wins" thread.

Saddletramp
06-28-2006, 01:00 PM
If you have a new found affinity of someone of the opposite sex on the board.

COme on now Saddle, who is she?
she is not a member of this board and we are though and it is killing me.

BMF Bronco
06-28-2006, 01:08 PM
AH, that's ****ty, didn't know you were talking about her.

Saddletramp
06-28-2006, 01:09 PM
AH, that's ****ty, didn't know you were talking about her.
her now that made me laugh. Thanks.

smalltowngrll
06-28-2006, 01:16 PM
she is not a member of this board and we are though and it is killing me.


awww...Saddle, so sorry to hear it!

Time does heal the heart...so, hang in there! It will get easier...It really will! (even if you don't want it to, it will) *insert Hug Smilie here, since we don't have one*

smalltowngrll
06-28-2006, 01:29 PM
....if you turn to the mane to entertain you during offseason when you are bored in the middle of an airport! :giggle:

Saddletramp
06-28-2006, 01:30 PM
awww...Saddle, so sorry to hear it!

Time does heal the heart...so, hang in there! It will get easier...It really will! (even if you don't want it to, it will) *insert Hug Smilie here, since we don't have one*
thank you sweetie.

Saddletramp
06-28-2006, 01:31 PM
....if you turn to the mane to entertain you during offseason when you are bored in the middle of an airport! :giggle:
we tried our best.

Saddletramp
06-28-2006, 01:39 PM
awww...Saddle, so sorry to hear it!

Time does heal the heart...so, hang in there! It will get easier...It really will! (even if you don't want it to, it will) *insert Hug Smilie here, since we don't have one*
If she had not of killed the he man in me it would be a lot easier. Or if I wasnt such a wuss.

cbs1177
06-28-2006, 01:46 PM
Get excited when some one quotes you and thus highjack a thread.

ICON
07-22-2006, 10:35 PM
if you ended up an a insane_asylum while the mane was down Hilarious!


http://www.illitrate.co.uk/ag/desktop/images/Applegeeks_insane.jpg

Odysseus
07-23-2006, 12:51 AM
if you ended up an a insane_asylum while the mane was down Hilarious!


http://www.illitrate.co.uk/ag/desktop/images/Applegeeks_insane.jpg

Imagine the entire Internet littered with Broncos fans going

"Anyone here from the Orangemane? Is that site up yet? Can we go back now? Nice website. I might come back here again if the Mane is ever down. Is it up yet? Can we go now?"

LOL

Taco John should run for cyber mayor or something.

Welcome back Orangemane!

cbs1177
07-23-2006, 12:59 AM
If you checked the site every hour you were home to see if it the problem was fixed.

smalltowngrll
07-23-2006, 01:04 AM
If you checked the site every hour you were home to see if it the problem was fixed.

I confess....I did! Uhhh...sometimes every 10 minutes!! :cowgirl:

cbs1177
07-23-2006, 03:04 AM
I confess....I did! Uhhh...sometimes every 10 minutes!! :cowgirl:

Sweet not the only one with OCD

Blueflame
07-23-2006, 04:00 AM
And when you do check to see if it's up again, it always says that an email has been dispatched... so does anyone want to guess an over/under number on how many emails TJ has received in the last week?

Pick Six
07-23-2006, 12:52 PM
Imagine the entire Internet littered with Broncos fans going

"Anyone here from the Orangemane? Is that site up yet? Can we go back now? Nice website. I might come back here again if the Mane is ever down. Is it up yet? Can we go now?"

LOL

Taco John should run for cyber mayor or something.

Welcome back Orangemane!

I did SOME lurking at another Broncos site and there WERE actually people doing that. I never signed up for another board because I knew this one would be working again very soon...

Odysseus
08-11-2006, 09:53 AM
You might be an Orange Mane regular when it's assumed that by CAMP REPORTS you mean KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

Saddletramp
08-26-2006, 09:57 PM
You might be a regular if when in Denver you see a woman in front of her house wearing nothing but a blue towel and black thong and you recognize her as a members wife.

Spider
08-27-2006, 07:53 PM
You might be a regular if when in Denver you see a woman in front of her house wearing nothing but a blue towel and black thong and you recognize her as a members wife.

Beats seeing me in a thong ;D

BMF Bronco
08-29-2006, 04:00 PM
You might be a regular if you own the last post on the last six HOF threads!

Odysseus
08-29-2006, 07:52 PM
You might be an Orangemane regular if you've ever jumped into an Orangemane Fantasy Football league unprepared AGAIN but this time you REALLY REALLY had a good excuse for not dominating the league.

Saddletramp
08-29-2006, 08:29 PM
Beats seeing me in a thong ;D

would bet all my Republican money that anything or everything beats seeing you in a thong.Yikes! Yikes! zowie! zowie! :o :o




















http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l71/Saddletramp69/HolyCows.jpg

BMF Bronco
08-30-2006, 10:48 AM
would bet all my Republican money that anything or everything beats seeing you in a thong.Yikes! Yikes! zowie! zowie! :o :o




















http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l71/Saddletramp69/HolyCows.jpg
Shall we start calling you the "Gimp"?

smalltowngrll
08-30-2006, 12:11 PM
I could have gone without EVER seeing that picture.

BMF Bronco
08-30-2006, 12:14 PM
Oh you like the portley type and you know it.

smalltowngrll
08-30-2006, 12:22 PM
Oh you like the portley type and you know it.

That picture has nothing to do with what I like or dislike!! It's just how he's dressed...sheesh! ;):P

heydensmom
08-30-2006, 12:49 PM
My virgin eyes!

Blueflame
08-30-2006, 12:59 PM
Yeah... the retinas may never recover.... Yikes!

Pick Six
08-30-2006, 01:18 PM
The bad thing is that I found myself looking too much at that picture. I'm still not sure of the gender, but I'm not going to look anymore...

BMF Bronco
08-30-2006, 01:27 PM
The bad thing is that I found myself looking too much at that picture. I'm still not sure of the gender, but I'm not going to look anymore...

asking myself the same thing!

smalltowngrll
08-30-2006, 01:33 PM
Dang...now that's sick guys!! We women don't have to look that long and hard to figure out it's not pleasing to the eyes! You men have to disect the picture in your mind. I do remember a guy friend once telling me that men have the ability to see right through your clothes....I wonder if that's what is implied here?? Hilarious!

BMF Bronco
08-30-2006, 01:38 PM
Dang...now that's sick guys!! We women don't have to look that long and hard to figure out it's not pleasing to the eyes! You men have to disect the picture in your mind. I do remember a guy friend once telling me that men have the ability to see right through your clothes....I wonder if that's what is implied here?? Hilarious!

No not at all, it's like when you're walking down the street and see a dead duck, you have to look, because hey, it's a dead duck.

smalltowngrll
08-30-2006, 01:41 PM
No not at all, it's like when you're walking down the street and see a dead duck, you have to look, because hey, it's a dead duck.

Yeah, but you don't do a double take and stare at it....;)

BMF Bronco
08-30-2006, 01:51 PM
You may not...

Saddletramp
08-30-2006, 08:51 PM
didnt really think that pic would get this much coverage.

Spider
08-31-2006, 06:36 PM
:~ohyah!:

AFCTopDog
09-24-2006, 04:07 PM
Damn, i love this site...

BMF Bronco
09-25-2006, 11:55 AM
Welcome AFC!

Odysseus
10-08-2006, 05:33 PM
You might be an Orangemane regular if you ever said....

"What was this thread about again....oh yeah!"

ICON
10-20-2008, 12:29 PM
You mite be an orangemane regular if your asking were are all the regulars?!Booya!

Odysseus
10-20-2008, 04:26 PM
You mite be an orangemane regular if your asking were are all the regulars?!Booya!

It's like living in an old folks home. Every now and again you wonder where the heck somebody went and then you go "Oh. Oh my! Nevermind!" Then you totter off to some thread that is still breathing as if that missing member of the herd meant nothing.

I get the same feeling when posters change their names. Where is Alec? Oh yeah. He's McSkillet. Wait. I thought Slap was McSkillet. No. Slap used to beat the piss out of McSkillet who was Happy Llama. There IS not happy Llama. Well what kind of Llama was it? Where is Slap? He jumped out a window and he took who with him? Oh! Oh my! Never mind!

broncosteven
10-20-2008, 05:25 PM
It's like living in an old folks home. Every now and again you wonder where the heck somebody went and then you go "Oh. Oh my! Nevermind!" Then you totter off to some thread that is still breathing as if that missing member of the herd meant nothing.

I get the same feeling when posters change their names. Where is Alec? Oh yeah. He's McSkillet. Wait. I thought Slap was McSkillet. No. Slap used to beat the piss out of McSkillet who was Happy Llama. There IS not happy Llama. Well what kind of Llama was it? Where is Slap? He jumped out a window and he took who with him? Oh! Oh my! Never mind!

To paraphrase:

You might be a regular if you have changed your name more than once.

ICON
10-15-2010, 08:52 PM
You might be an OrangeMane regular if you've ever publically eaten crow over any of McDaniels trades that you throught sucked!:notworthy

Archer81
10-15-2010, 09:49 PM
Might be an Orangemane Regular if you know what the context is for Myrtle Beach, Peanut butter, lobster humper, boob mojo or naked Broncos cheerleaders.


:Broncos:

Odysseus
12-31-2010, 10:56 AM
You might be a real Orangemane regular if you don't know what an Orangemane regular is any more.

broncosteven
12-31-2010, 11:02 AM
You might be a real Orangemane regular if you don't know what an Orangemane regular is any more.

I think the OM is entering a period of realitive peace after the mCd era of Inquistions and Fan Card questioning and general Anarchy.

Hope the tone stays mellow and the Franchise gets a FO/HC we all can gather around and have something to be proud about again.

Pick Six
12-31-2010, 11:17 AM
I think the OM is entering a period of realitive peace after the mCd era of Inquistions and Fan Card questioning and general Anarchy.

Hope the tone stays mellow and the Franchise gets a FO/HC we all can gather around and have something to be proud about again.

There will always be bickering...

Odysseus
01-04-2011, 01:12 AM
The only reason God gave us a mouth was so that we could complain and argue. If you keep on topic for more than three posts that is too serious for most people.

Blueflame
01-04-2011, 06:39 PM
I think the OM is entering a period of realitive peace after the mCd era of Inquistions and Fan Card questioning and general Anarchy.

Hope the tone stays mellow and the Franchise gets a FO/HC we all can gather around and have something to be proud about again.

More likely it's "the calm before the storm"... depending on who is named the new HC and/or how the remodeled FO shapes up. Everyone's disappointed that we have a Bronco-less postseason, but hey, at least it's pro football and therefore, better than nothing. As announcements are made (new coaches/assistant coaches/other personnel/players/the waterboy, etc.) the battle-lines will no doubt be re-drawn as all the armchair GM's agree or disagree with the direction(s) taken by the team.

broncosteven
01-04-2011, 06:41 PM
More likely it's "the calm before the storm"... depending on who is named the new HC and/or how the remodeled FO shapes up. Everyone's disappointed that we have a Bronco-less postseason, but hey, at least it's pro football and therefore, better than nothing. As announcements are made (new coaches/assistant coaches/other personnel/players/the waterboy, etc.) the battle-lines will no doubt be re-drawn as all the armchair GM's agree or disagree with the direction(s) taken by the team.

It was nice while it lasted.

Dagmar
01-04-2011, 06:57 PM
More likely it's "the calm before the storm"... depending on who is named the new HC and/or how the remodeled FO shapes up. Everyone's disappointed that we have a Bronco-less postseason, but hey, at least it's pro football and therefore, better than nothing. As announcements are made (new coaches/assistant coaches/other personnel/players/the waterboy, etc.) the battle-lines will no doubt be re-drawn as all the armchair GM's agree or disagree with the direction(s) taken by the team.

If we got Harbaugh and Luck decided to stay in school, I think we'd be in relative calm until at least October.

Until that point, I think the same arguments regarding Shanny, McD and any player McD ever had anything to do with would still exist.

Odysseus
01-05-2011, 01:11 AM
Suicidal posters, rageaholics, attention deficit disorders, stupidity junkies, massive group think based amnesia, and zombies. It's all you could ask for in a slice of America!

Los Broncos
01-06-2011, 02:42 AM
If your always signed in...

oubronco
01-07-2011, 02:57 PM
If your always signed in...

Turn your ****in computer off!!!!!!

elsid13
01-07-2011, 05:19 PM
If you remember when this thread was created......

Los Broncos
01-07-2011, 09:56 PM
Turn your ****in computer off!!!!!!

I'll get right on that.

broncocalijohn
01-14-2011, 02:03 AM
I'll get right on that.

You are a regular if you remember all the damn names Ramblin' bronco was in his past. Lynchmob, Iron clady, Momma's Boy (oh wait, that was just your nickname at home).

Cmac821
01-16-2011, 08:40 PM
I have been a long term lurker, since '06, do I count as a regular? This site has been my one place stop for Broncos news, and by one place stop I mean a handfull of times a day :D

I am starting to post more so maybe one day I could have 10k+ post

Odysseus
01-17-2011, 08:00 AM
I have been a long term lurker, since '06, do I count as a regular? This site has been my one place stop for Broncos news, and by one place stop I mean a handfull of times a day :D

I am starting to post more so maybe one day I could have 10k+ post

Some of the best posters here are lurkers. They come, make a few posts and wander off into diaspora of life.

I should have 600 posts but I lack ambition. :)

missingnumber7
03-23-2011, 11:11 AM
You might be an Omane Regular if you regularly show your children Ghostbusters...JUST BECAUSE you can.

missingnumber7
03-23-2011, 11:26 AM
You might be a Omane regular if You know who Foneco is.

Sassy
11-10-2011, 10:14 AM
You remember the board not being full of trolls!

TailgateNut
11-10-2011, 11:48 AM
You don't look forward to visiting the mane anymore. You just do it when extremely bored.

alkemical
11-10-2011, 12:09 PM
...you can spot the ones that are lizards.

Sassy
11-10-2011, 12:22 PM
You don't look forward to visiting the mane anymore. You just do it when extremely bored.

;D

TailgateNut
11-10-2011, 12:27 PM
...you can spot the ones that are lizards.

err: chameleons!

alkemical
11-10-2011, 12:28 PM
err: chameleons!

Hey, my name changes have nothing to do with "hiding" - just an artistic reflection of who I am today. :)

kidding buddy - ;)

TailgateNut
11-10-2011, 01:23 PM
Hey, my name changes have nothing to do with "hiding" - just an artistic reflection of who I am today. :)

kidding buddy - ;)


I'm talkin bout those who change their attitude about the team as often as the wind changes direction..

Sassy
11-11-2011, 09:59 PM
I'm talkin bout those who change their attitude about the team as often as the wind changes direction..

:wiggle: NO KIDDING~

epicSocialism4tw
11-11-2011, 10:05 PM
Aw...a support group for people who hate Tebow so much that they are hanging onto their Bronco fandom by a thread. Cute.

Blueflame
11-11-2011, 11:41 PM
Guess the OP must have guessed back in 2006 that Tebow would be drafted and that there might be people who "hate him" and need a "support group". That or your hypothesis just might be FOS.

epicSocialism4tw
11-11-2011, 11:46 PM
Guess the OP must have guessed back in 2006 that Tebow would be drafted and that there might be people who "hate him" and need a "support group". That or your hypothesis just might be FOS.

Your support group for Tebow haters is over on a Raiders board.

Maybe they should follow you over there?

Blueflame
11-11-2011, 11:53 PM
Your support group for Tebow haters is over on a Raiders board.

Maybe they should follow you over there?

I don't need a support group... my opinions are either right or wrong and I'm ok with that. Furthermore, Tebow isn't yet important enough in the grand scheme of Broncos history to hate... or love... him. He'll succeed or fail on the football field. Nonetheless, I believe he would have had a greater chance of success if fans like you hadn't insisted that he needed to be starting before he was ready.

epicSocialism4tw
11-12-2011, 12:04 AM
I don't need a support group... my opinions are either right or wrong and I'm ok with that. Furthermore, Tebow isn't yet important enough in the grand scheme of Broncos history to hate... or love... him. He'll succeed or fail on the football field. Nonetheless, I believe he would have had a greater chance of success if fans like you hadn't insisted that he needed to be starting before he was ready.

Yeah, because the other option of watching Ortie lead us to a 1-7 record would have been a good idea at this point.

Blueflame
11-12-2011, 12:07 AM
Yeah, because the other option of watching Ortie lead us to a 1-7 record would have been a good idea at this point.

Who was it that left us with no better options than Orton? Oh yea... a pox on Josh McDaniels.

epicSocialism4tw
11-12-2011, 12:11 AM
Who was it that left us with no better options than Orton? Oh yea... a pox on Josh McDaniels.

Getting Tebow experience and collecting 2 out of 3 wins has been a great decision at this point.

It would be better for you if you just quit resisting and enjoyed the wins.

Blueflame
11-12-2011, 12:16 AM
Getting Tebow experience and collecting 2 out of 3 wins has been a great decision at this point.

It would be better for you if you just quit resisting and enjoyed the wins.

Ok... let's find you some pom poms...

I'm not from Missouri but Tebow needs to "show me" he can win. That home game vs Detroit was pathetic and the Raiders win didn't completely erase it.

Oh...and... this thread also had nothing... zero... to do with Tebow before your attempt to hijack it.

epicSocialism4tw
11-12-2011, 12:46 AM
Ok... let's find you some pom poms...

I'm not from Missouri but Tebow needs to "show me" he can win. That home game vs Detroit was pathetic and the Raiders win didn't completely erase it.

Oh...and... this thread also had nothing... zero... to do with Tebow before your attempt to hijack it.

Yeah, TailgateCrazy wasn't complaing about the Tebow experience here! Ha! Good one!

Tebow is .500 right now as a starter.

I'm happy that we're not losing every game now. I would have been just as happy had Ortie been the winner that Tebow has shown to be.

The Broncos just won in Oakland for the first time in years, and have won two road games in a row. Loosen up and enjoy the ride. Quit letting Raiders fans dampen your enjoyment of the first decent stretch of football we have seen in awhile.

Blueflame
11-12-2011, 12:54 AM
Yeah, TailgateCrazy wasn't complaing about the Tebow experience here! Ha! Good one!

Tebow is .500 right now as a starter.

I'm happy that we're not losing every game now. I would have been just as happy had Ortie been the winner that Tebow has shown to be.

The Broncos just won in Oakland for the first time in years, and have won two road games in a row. Loosen up and enjoy the ride. Quit letting Raiders fans dampen your enjoyment of the first decent stretch of football we have seen in awhile.

Please cite the post # where Tebow was mentioned before your first post in this thread.

I guess it has been "years" since the Broncos won 23-3 in Oakland on September 27, 2009 ::)

epicSocialism4tw
11-12-2011, 12:57 AM
Please cite the post # where Tebow was mentioned before your first post in this thread.

I guess it has been "years" since the Broncos won 23-3 in Oakland on September 27, 2009 ::)

Relax.

Enjoy the game.

Football is exciting here again.

Blueflame
11-12-2011, 01:08 AM
Relax.

Enjoy the game.

Football is exciting here again.

I am relaxed.

I have always enjoyed the game.

Broncos football has always been exciting to me.

"Tebow" does not need to be the theme of every thread on the forum + every thread on all subforums, however.

epicSocialism4tw
11-12-2011, 01:23 AM
I am relaxed.

I have always enjoyed the game.

Broncos football has always been exciting to me.

"Tebow" does not need to be the theme of every thread on the forum + every thread on all subforums, however.

Thats great.

Enjoy the game.

Blueflame
11-12-2011, 01:32 AM
Thats great.

Enjoy the game.

Ok... so "you might be an Orange Mane Board regular if... you can recall a time when every single thread on the board wasn't hijacked to "Tebow, Tebow, Tebow".

There are other players on the Broncos roster. And other Broncos players (McGahee, Royal, Champ) who contributed to the win last Sunday.

Thank you for your kind permission to enjoy the game.

Blueflame
11-12-2011, 01:55 AM
Oh, btw, epic... we won in Oakland in 2008 (41-14) too.... and in 2006 (17-13)... and in 2005 (31-17)... and in 2004 (31-3)... and in 2003 (22-8). So I have no clue where you came up with the idea that it was such a rarity for us to win in Oakland.

Wins in Oakland:
2003
2004
2005
2006
2008
2009
2011

Losses in Oakland:
2002
2007
2010

TailgateNut
11-12-2011, 05:07 AM
Yeah, TailgateCrazy wasn't complaing about the Tebow experience here! Ha! Good one!

Tebow is .500 right now as a starter.

I'm happy that we're not losing every game now. I would have been just as happy had Ortie been the winner that Tebow has shown to be.

The Broncos just won in Oakland for the first time in years, and have won two road games in a row. Loosen up and enjoy the ride. Quit letting Raiders fans dampen your enjoyment of the first decent stretch of football we have seen in awhile.


Where did I mention TimBoy?

You are not only delusional in the WRP forum, it's a given for any of your responses.

elsid13
11-12-2011, 03:01 PM
You might be omane regular if you remember -Slaps- top ten list and who was #1......