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Rulon Velvet Jones
03-24-2006, 10:00 AM
Or rather had the idea for something quite genius.

What would be the first steps to get things in motion? I have no technical experience, so I can't really draw up specs for this idea. Does that matter?

But I know it's relatively simple, has quite a bit of use and can be used in a number of places.

Help a brother out and, when I make my first million, I'll donate $5 to the Mane. Deal?

GonzoLays
03-24-2006, 10:06 AM
www.invent-tech.com

Hotrod
03-24-2006, 10:07 AM
Just send me the info and I'll take care of everything ;D

Mediator12
03-24-2006, 10:09 AM
Just send me the info and I'll take care of everything ;D

This is not survivor Hotrod ;D And the Jedi mind trick does not work on the internet ROFL!

DBroncos4life
03-24-2006, 10:18 AM
so you want us to help you get rich so you can send money to taco? Man I can just see him getting 5 mill in paypal and saying FU Im moving to Mexico. :sunshine:

Dudeskey
03-24-2006, 10:19 AM
Just send me the info and I'll take care of everything ;D
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coitainly!

hades
03-24-2006, 10:29 AM
Get a journal and document everything about it, with dates and times, who you have spoken too about it (if anyone).
I got a book at Waldens I think on how to patent inventions, but I can't find it right now. It was pretty cheap tho, like less than $20.00

scorpio
03-24-2006, 10:41 AM
Just an FYI to protect yourself:

Do an extensive write-up of your idea and then mail it to yourself.

Don't ever open the envelope unless there is a trademark or patent dispute; the postmark on the sealed letter is excellent proof of what your idea is and when you came up with it.

Rulon Velvet Jones
03-24-2006, 10:48 AM
Done and done.

Invent-tech sending me some information.

I'd assume it could eventually be a deal where I have the idea and someone bigger takes it and runs with it. In the end, profit is all that matters.

Mile High Shack
03-24-2006, 10:52 AM
I see someone has been watching american inventor instead of Basketball

Rulon Velvet Jones
03-24-2006, 10:56 AM
I was at the Mavs/GS game last night (don't get me started), watched the LSU/Duke game in someone else's suite, drove home listening to WV/Texas and got in the door in time to see the last 6 minutes of UCLA/Zaga. I'm all over it.

epicSocialism4tw
03-24-2006, 11:17 AM
I was at the Mavs/GS game last night (don't get me started), watched the LSU/Duke game in someone else's suite, drove home listening to WV/Texas and got in the door in time to see the last 6 minutes of UCLA/Zaga. I'm all over it.

Dirk was freakin rediculous last night.

GSRelyea
03-24-2006, 11:41 AM
I was at the Mavs/GS game last night (don't get me started), watched the LSU/Duke game in someone else's suite, drove home listening to WV/Texas and got in the door in time to see the last 6 minutes of UCLA/Zaga. I'm all over it.

That is an amazing night of hoops right there!

Meck77
03-24-2006, 12:27 PM
I see someone has been watching american inventor instead of Basketball

I watched a few minutes of that. That dude with the blue stuffed budah looking thing cracked me up. It was pretty funny to see his invention fail infront of him as he started crying when he was rejected. His little furry fat friend's soothing comment of "Everything is going to be alright" didn't seem to work for him.

Good luck with your invention Rulon! I'll take 3 when you get it to market.

epicSocialism4tw
03-24-2006, 12:34 PM
I watched a few minutes of that. That dude with the blue stuffed budah looking thing cracked me up. It was pretty funny to see his invention fail infront of him as he started crying when he was rejected. His little furry fat friend's soothing comment of "Everything is going to be alright" didn't seem to work for him.

Man...that's horrible!:(

Hotrod
03-24-2006, 12:36 PM
I just hope its not a knife that will cut thru a shoe. Its already been done the wife bought one and let me tell you it does not cut thru a shoe at all. :nono:

GonzoLays
03-24-2006, 12:56 PM
I just hope its not a knife that will cut thru a shoe. Its already been done the wife bought one and let me tell you it does not cut thru a shoe at all. :nono:

Oddly I'm not suprised that you would fall victim to late night informercial products. Cha Cha Cha Chia pet.

Hotrod
03-24-2006, 12:57 PM
Oddly I'm not suprised that you would fall victim to late night informercial products.

Are you still following me around after the beating I gave you in the politics forum Ha!

El Guapo
03-24-2006, 01:00 PM
when is that american inventor show? Glad they came up with a show like that, maybe it will stimulate the american mind to invent something new.

GonzoLays
03-24-2006, 01:03 PM
Are you still following me around after the beating I gave you in the politics forum Ha!

http://tv-stuff.com/Images/Product/large/HWGC22-6.jpg

The perfect gift for every inbred redneck in your family!

Hotrod
03-24-2006, 01:06 PM
LOL hes the president of my un-fan club.

I'll stop picking on you since Ive obviously gotten so far into your head your prolly losing sleep at this point. :punched:

GonzoLays
03-24-2006, 01:12 PM
I just hope its not a knife that will cut thru a shoe. Its already been done the wife bought one and let me tell you it does not cut thru a shoe at all. :nono:

http://www.leder-gutmann.de/Klammerzieher.jpg

"Big mama look what I just bought you fer ya birfday. Aint it sweet? Them boys on tv said it will cut through a god damn shoe!! Aint that sumptin!"


bwahahahaahaa

Hotrod
03-24-2006, 01:17 PM
I see you've stepped up your material to redneck jokes. Thats good the your momma jokes were starting to really get to me Ha!

Rock Chalk
03-24-2006, 02:29 PM
I was at the Mavs/GS game last night (don't get me started), watched the LSU/Duke game in someone else's suite, drove home listening to WV/Texas and got in the door in time to see the last 6 minutes of UCLA/Zaga. I'm all over it.
How does Dirk put up 51 points and they still lose?

Being a Rocket's fan sucks this year, except when the Mavs lose to Golden State.

Boobs McGee
03-24-2006, 02:37 PM
First off, Rulon, good luck with the invention man. I once had this great idea for a vacumn that would cut hair....I opened my mouth and the next thing you know, some bastard's on late night t.v. selling my idea. :D

As far as knives cutting shoes, I bought this set from target for 40 bucks, and it's the best set of knives I've owned for the price.
http://www.as-seen-on-tv-products.ws/store/images/pop/miraclebladekinves.jpg

Rulon Velvet Jones
03-24-2006, 02:50 PM
You invented the Flo-Bee?

GonzoLays
03-24-2006, 02:55 PM
You invented the Flo-Bee?

I believe he was being facetious.

dbfan4life
03-24-2006, 03:06 PM
I just hope its not a knife that will cut thru a shoe. Its already been done the wife bought one and let me tell you it does not cut thru a shoe at all. :nono:

****!!! I just ordered 2 sets of those damn knives! :cuss:

RocBronc
03-24-2006, 03:07 PM
If you do ever "patent" the invention... please let us know what you've invented...

Boobs McGee
03-24-2006, 03:11 PM
You invented the Flo-Bee?

Damn right8')

I also invented the unbreakable comb, the cup holder, and beer pong.

Rulon Velvet Jones
03-24-2006, 03:13 PM
I'm thinking of inventing the all-beef necktie.

Den Smith 49
03-24-2006, 03:22 PM
[QUOTE=Meck77]I watched a few minutes of that. That dude with the blue stuffed budah looking thing cracked me up. It was pretty funny to see his invention fail infront of him as he started crying when he was rejected. His little furry fat friend's soothing comment of "Everything is going to be alright" didn't seem to work for him.

How about the guy who sold everything he owned, quit his job, and was living in his car so he could pursue his dreams of promoting "Bullet Ball" a table with bumpers you play soccer on. Wow! Four no votes.

Then he does his interview afterwards and says they don't know what their missing, he's gonna make it big. I felt really bad for the guy, that was a terrible idea. And he had been working on it for 26 years.

Phantom
03-24-2006, 03:49 PM
Damn right8')

I also invented the unbreakable comb, the cup holder, and beer pong.

All great inventions ... :approve:

I traded a cup holder for two Pink Floyd tickets once. Remember, before cars had cup holders, you used the plastic things that hung from the window slot in the door. A local radio station was giving out tickets to anyone who would trade something they could use in their convertable company car.