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CN turns 66
my fav Chuck movie was----------http://www.kungfucinema.com/images/stills/w/wayofthedragon.jpgway of the dragon
Some of my fav Chuck norris facts....
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Crushaholic
03-10-2006, 12:05 PM
...and Tedy Bruschi disapproves...;D
...and Tedy Bruschi disapproves...;D;D
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=35929&page=9
epicSocialism4tw
03-10-2006, 12:16 PM
I flatlined once...Chuck Norris was there to beat the life back into me.
jebures
03-10-2006, 12:20 PM
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
RhymesayersDU
03-10-2006, 01:03 PM
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and KILL.
Chuck Norris does not sleep... He Waits.
Ratboy
03-10-2006, 01:11 PM
The Ultimate Showdown (http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/)
"Angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones"
Kaylore
03-10-2006, 01:42 PM
;D
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=35929&page=9
I'm so happy that thread made it to the ring of fame.
broncosteven
03-10-2006, 03:29 PM
He is really 99 today but he round house kicked his age so hard it turned 66.
Hogan11
03-10-2006, 03:34 PM
When shaving, Chuck Norris has to kick himself in the face because only Chuck Norris can make Chuck Norris bleed.
I also have heard that Chuck Norris has a toenail on the end of his wang.
Bronco_Beerslug
03-10-2006, 04:23 PM
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and KILL.
Chuck Norris does not sleep... He Waits.
This is the real world's #1 bad ass!!!
http://myhero.com/images/guest/g8152/hero8526/g8152_u5318_dux.jpg
dbfan4life
03-10-2006, 04:25 PM
fuggin' Chuck Norris!
TexanBob
03-10-2006, 04:49 PM
I misread this. I thought you were saying he was DEAD at 66, and I thought "no way".
Den Smith 49
03-10-2006, 06:42 PM
Not a big Chuck Norris fan. Saw one of those lists of wonderful things about 24s Jack Baur, said if Jack Baur was gay his name would be Chuck Norris. Have to admit that was funny.
[As I lie in wait for barrage of f off comments]
brncs_fan
03-17-2006, 08:11 AM
Chuck Norris reads Chuck Norris facts
http://youtube.com/watch?v=64wQMMxvKTc
As if Chuck Norris didn't know...
Darkhawk24
03-17-2006, 08:33 AM
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
ludo21
03-17-2006, 10:26 AM
I'm so happy that thread made it to the ring of fame.
:spit:
it had too, it was the best thread of the playoffs!! :thumbs:
Dagmar
03-17-2006, 11:00 AM
http://media.putfile.com/conan-obrien---walker-texas-ranger-clips
Dagmar
03-17-2006, 11:01 AM
Young Chuck Norris
http://www.devilducky.com/media/41136/
These were posted before...I don't care!
listopencil
03-17-2006, 11:44 AM
Chuck Norris reads Chuck Norris facts
http://youtube.com/watch?v=64wQMMxvKTc
As if Chuck Norris didn't know...
That's good stuff. Rep!