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Old Dude
03-08-2006, 12:11 PM
Still waiting on votes from ...

ludo21

mediator12

rascal

great13


None of them seem to be on line at the moment, so it could be awhile.

OldDudetheYounger
03-08-2006, 12:12 PM
I wonder if zombies can see in the dark?

Old Dude
03-08-2006, 12:13 PM
I wonder if zombies can see in the dark?

Especially the ones with bombs strapped to their butts.

heydensmom
03-08-2006, 12:13 PM
I wonder if zombies can see in the dark?
that is the question of the hour!

Old Dude
03-08-2006, 12:14 PM
Tick, tick, tick ...

The Mole
03-08-2006, 12:15 PM
who wants to shave the mole?

The Mole fears no one, not TheDave
Nor any idle threat to shave
Friends they come and friends they go
Just don't forget the Quid Pro Quo

DBroncos4life
03-08-2006, 12:15 PM
I would like to make it to the black out round. :rofl:

smalltowngrll
03-08-2006, 12:16 PM
I wonder if zombies can see in the dark?


I'm sure our super walmart has plenty of flashlights in stock....along with lanterns in the sporting good section and plenty of batteries to power our flashlights. Maybe even firewood and fodder?

Mediator12
03-08-2006, 12:22 PM
Gallia est divisa in partes tres quorum unam aliam aquitani nostra galli apellantur.


First to solve it gets my vote for this round.

Translate and the Title of the book for credit.

bfoflcommish
03-08-2006, 12:23 PM
.oot looc kool ot detnaw I tuB .elddir ruoy evlos t'nac I

Old Dude
03-08-2006, 12:25 PM
Gallia est divisa in partes tres quorum unam aliam aquitani nostra galli apellantur.


First to solve it gets my vote for this round.


"I think I'ma sweet potato. I think, therefore I yam?"

heydensmom
03-08-2006, 12:25 PM
Gallia est divisa in partes tres quorum unam aliam aquitani nostra galli apellantur.


First to solve it gets my vote for this round.
aww damn stupid work blocking website function thingy.

heydensmom
03-08-2006, 12:26 PM
The Mole fears no one, not TheDave
Nor any idle threat to shave
Friends they come and friends they go
Just don't forget the Quid Pro Quo
Can you be my friend!

OldDudetheYounger
03-08-2006, 12:29 PM
Klattu Verada Necto!

Old Dude
03-08-2006, 12:30 PM
Gallia est divisa in partes tres quorum unam aliam aquitani nostra galli apellantur.


First to solve it gets my vote for this round.

Translate and the Title of the book for credit.

I'm flipping through my zombie coloring books as fast as possible, but I can't find that quote anywere!

Old Dude
03-08-2006, 12:31 PM
Klattu Verada Necto!

Res Ipso Loquitar, Caveat emptor, Res judicata and Su mama Tambien!

OldDudetheYounger
03-08-2006, 12:33 PM
Google makes it too damned easy.

Old Dude
03-08-2006, 12:34 PM
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/7/7d/190px-Thinker.png

http://schmidling.netfirms.com/saus.jpg

heydensmom
03-08-2006, 12:34 PM
If it wasn't all blacked out here at work! ODY you're working on not being my BFF

heydensmom
03-08-2006, 12:36 PM
DB4L---the omlete's heat up!

The Mole
03-08-2006, 12:36 PM
Can you be my friend!

The Mole would love to be your friend
Secrets come out in the end
Many of them you will know
And moles, they love the Quid Pro Quo

Mediator12
03-08-2006, 12:36 PM
Google makes it too damned easy.

That is why I included the title of the Book. And give me back my night vision goggles you hoser!

ludo21
03-08-2006, 12:36 PM
Finally Net is working!!

Let this be a lesson for all, dont WAIT TILL THE LAST MINUTE~~~

Old Dude
03-08-2006, 12:37 PM
Now just waiting for:

mediator12

rascal

great13

heydensmom
03-08-2006, 12:40 PM
The Mole would love to be your friend
Secrets come out in the end
Many of them you will know
And moles, they love the Quid Pro Quo:-[

Ratboy
03-08-2006, 12:41 PM
"All Gaul is divided into three parts, one of which the Belgae inhabit, the Aquitani another"

"Commentarii de Bello Gallico, "

DBroncos4life
03-08-2006, 12:43 PM
international platform on sport and development?

Mediator12
03-08-2006, 12:44 PM
"All Gaul is divided into three parts, one of which the Belgae inhabit, the Aquitani another"

"Commentarii de Bello Gallico, "

Ding ding ding. we have a winner since ODY must remain nuetral. Whom shall it be ratboy. Here in the open, no pm's.

Ratboy
03-08-2006, 12:45 PM
DBroncos4Life

Old Dude
03-08-2006, 12:48 PM
Just waiting for Great13.

heydensmom
03-08-2006, 12:48 PM
DBroncos4Life^5

Mile High Shack
03-08-2006, 12:49 PM
DBroncos4Life

ouch

Ratboy
03-08-2006, 12:50 PM
I hope no one holds grudges from this game (including me).

DBroncos4life
03-08-2006, 12:51 PM
^5
For a person that thinks people should think on their own you seem to fall in line and join the crowd.

Mediator12
03-08-2006, 12:51 PM
I hope no one holds grudges from this game (including me).

Didn't you watch the first two ??? Hilarious! ;D

Ratboy
03-08-2006, 12:53 PM
Bring around the Love Train.

heydensmom
03-08-2006, 12:53 PM
For a person that thinks people should think on their own you seem to fall in line and join the crowd.
I'm the one who wanted you out in the first place how are is that falling in line or joining the crowd...Oh well I'll still share my omlete with ya!

bfoflcommish
03-08-2006, 12:54 PM
Bring around the Love Train.


http://gcards.com/valentine/screensavers/th_lovetrain-0115.gif

Old Dude
03-08-2006, 12:54 PM
All the votes are in ...

... holy crap this was a close one.

DBroncos4life
03-08-2006, 12:55 PM
I'm the one who wanted you out in the first place how are is that falling in line or joining the crowd...Oh well I'll still share my omlete with ya!
who says Im out?

Ratboy
03-08-2006, 12:55 PM
All the votes are in ...

... holy crap this was a close one.

Which i was afraid of..

heydensmom
03-08-2006, 12:55 PM
Bring around the Love Train.
Rat you'll always hold that special place in my heart! ;)

24champ
03-08-2006, 12:55 PM
(drumroll)

heydensmom
03-08-2006, 12:56 PM
who says Im out?
I didn't say that....dang I'm just trying to share some love!

DBroncos4life
03-08-2006, 12:56 PM
Which i was afraid of..
not easy knowing you have three votes from one person and not knowing if you will win is it?

TheDave
03-08-2006, 12:56 PM
(drumroll)

If you voted for me again....

bfoflcommish
03-08-2006, 12:56 PM
(drumroll)


http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:9BvJPcDOeWWHjM:www.teamppp.com/images/drumroll.PNG

ludo21
03-08-2006, 12:56 PM
gotta be at work soon, i guess i will be late, i wouldnt be able to work with all the suspense!

BMF Bronco
03-08-2006, 12:57 PM
Come On, I Have A Meeting In 3 Minutes

missingnumber7
03-08-2006, 12:57 PM
Survivor III seems to have the ratings that SII didn't being that we were to round 8 by post 1281. Survivor I didn't garner near the feature presenation either as they were in round the middle of round 6 but it was more popular than SII. So far the zombies and sexual harassment has led to the success of version 3.0.

24champ
03-08-2006, 12:58 PM
If you voted for me again....
i wouldnt worry thedave......or would i?:spit:

heydensmom
03-08-2006, 12:59 PM
I know I was supposed to be back from lunch 20 min ago...lol

DBroncos4life
03-08-2006, 12:59 PM
people are going to get fired over this LOL

TheDave
03-08-2006, 12:59 PM
i wouldnt worry thedave......or would i?:spit:


Alright just figured out who i'm voting for next...

BMF Bronco
03-08-2006, 01:00 PM
**** I Am Late

ludo21
03-08-2006, 01:00 PM
I know I was supposed to be back from lunch 20 min ago...lol


and i gotta be at work in 10 minutes :D

Dang OD!!!! your going to get us ALL fired! :spit:

smalltowngrll
03-08-2006, 01:00 PM
I'm home sick again...so it doesn't matter. Well, it never matters anyway...

DBroncos4life
03-08-2006, 01:01 PM
the ratings are up

bfoflcommish
03-08-2006, 01:01 PM
results after the break....

DBroncos4life
03-08-2006, 01:01 PM
I'm home sick again...so it doesn't matter. Well, it never matters anyway...
sorry to hear that.

Bronx33
03-08-2006, 01:02 PM
the ratings are up


We need to sell commercial time.

Mile High Shack
03-08-2006, 01:02 PM
c'mon OD your killing us

ludo21
03-08-2006, 01:02 PM
well i will be late, thats for sure. Ha!

Ratboy
03-08-2006, 01:02 PM
I'm dead.

heydensmom
03-08-2006, 01:02 PM
LOL it's all good my team disapeared....apprently a meeting I didn't know about...oh well....bitches

DBroncos4life
03-08-2006, 01:03 PM
I just hope the game starts to suck after Im gone LOL

Ratboy
03-08-2006, 01:03 PM
If anyone gets fired, OD will pay your salary.

missingnumber7
03-08-2006, 01:03 PM
I want to know what my cut is?

DBroncos4life
03-08-2006, 01:03 PM
I'm dead.
yes, yes you are.

24champ
03-08-2006, 01:04 PM
we will find out who is a zombie right after these words from our local sponsor.....

http://itsa.ucsf.edu/~rener/animals1/india_monkey_Coke.jpg

hello im Dbbroncos4life on survivor III and drinking coca cola just refreshes me.


:yayaya:

ludo21
03-08-2006, 01:05 PM
come on OLD dude, i cant belive im going to let this game make me late, how pathetic am i. Ha!

heydensmom
03-08-2006, 01:06 PM
we will find out who is a zombie right after these words from our local sponsor.....

http://itsa.ucsf.edu/~rener/animals1/india_monkey_Coke.jpg

hello im Dbbroncos4life on survivor III and drinking coca cola just refreshes me.


:yayaya:
Hilarious!

missingnumber7
03-08-2006, 01:06 PM
we will find out who is a zombie right after these words from our local sponsor.....

http://itsa.ucsf.edu/~rener/animals1/india_monkey_Coke.jpg

hello im Dbbroncos4life on survivor III and drinking coca cola just refreshes me.


:yayaya:
Holy Nipples batman

Old Dude
03-08-2006, 01:06 PM
ROUND THREE


THE TRIBE WAS TORN, BUT IT HAS SPOKEN


http://www.bdoubliees.com/allume/figs/struggle.jpg

The Struggle is over and Arkansas Bronco lives to fight another day.

DBroncos4Life will fight another day, but the "living" part no longer applies.


THE VOTE


1. BMF Bronco………................Arkansas Bronco
2. BIM………………...................Arkansas Bronco
3. Majikman7........................Dead
4a. heydensmom (claw #1) … .DBroncos4Life
4b heydensmom (claw #2)….. DBroncos4Life
4c heydensmom (bite)………. ..DBroncos4Life
5. bfoflcommish…………............Arkansas Bronco
6. *24champbailey ................Arkansas Bronco
7. hotrod..............................DBronco4Life
8. *missingnumber7…............. DBroncos4Life
9. ludo21……………….................Arkansas Bronco
10. DBroncos4life……...............Arkansas Bronco
11. minibronco........................DBroncos4Life
12. Ratboy.............................DBroncos4Life
13. Bronx33 ………….................Arkansas Bronco
14. *Dagmar..........................Arkansas Bronco
15. DomCasual……….................Mediator12
16. Great13……………................DBroncos4Life
17. TheDave………….................Arkansas Bronco
18. rascal………………................DBroncos 4Life
19. Mile High Shack…..............DBroncos4Life
20. Arkansas Bronco …........... DBroncos4Life
21. Mediator12 ………...............DBroncos4Life
22. Smalltowngirl ……..............Arkansas Bronco

Details on Round Four to Follow after lunch.

Bronx33
03-08-2006, 01:06 PM
Zombie
Servings [Reset]
Keys : Beverages Drinks Alcoholic
Ingredients :

1 oz Pineapple Juice
Juice of 1 lime
Juice of 1 small orange
1 tsp Powdered sugar
1/2 oz Apricot Brandy
2 1/2 oz Light Rum
1 oz Jamaica Rum
1 oz Passion Fruit Syrup
1/2 oz 151-proof Rum

Method :

* Put all ingredients except 151 with 1/2 cup of crushed ice into a blender and blend at low speed for one minute and strain into a frosted highball glass. Garnish with pineapple slice and a cherry. Serve with a straw.

heydensmom
03-08-2006, 01:06 PM
Hey it's like over time..

TheDave
03-08-2006, 01:06 PM
Holy Nipples batman

monkey meat gazer ROFL!

missingnumber7
03-08-2006, 01:07 PM
come on OLD dude, i cant belive im going to let this game make me late, how pathetic am i. Ha!
He's old...you can't believe that he's that quick.

ludo21
03-08-2006, 01:07 PM
wow, that was close!! wow

DBroncos4life
03-08-2006, 01:07 PM
:wave: well I gave it my all.

Bronx33
03-08-2006, 01:08 PM
Close

24champ
03-08-2006, 01:08 PM
I have a feeling Dom is out of the loop LOL

Ratboy
03-08-2006, 01:10 PM
Closer than i thought.

smalltowngrll
03-08-2006, 01:10 PM
I have a feeling Dom is out of the loop LOL

Or trying to fly under the radar....

DBroncos4life
03-08-2006, 01:11 PM
Closer than i thought.
Your lucky you got med, Oh well on to bigger fish.

heydensmom
03-08-2006, 01:11 PM
Closer than i thought.
I know!

DomCasual
03-08-2006, 01:12 PM
I have a feeling Dom is out of the loop LOL
Mediator said he wanted to be voted out. I am just trying to be a free spirit - a non-conformist, if you will. I was approached about both DB4L and Ark, but I thought I would do the kind thing and cast my vote for Mediator, so he could take care of his personal issues.

What can I say? I'm a giver!

Ratboy
03-08-2006, 01:12 PM
Your lucky you got med, Oh well on to bigger fish.

:thumbs: Nothing personal.

Bronx33
03-08-2006, 01:13 PM
Closer than i thought.

Your switcheroo killed DB.

Ratboy
03-08-2006, 01:16 PM
Your switcheroo killed DB.

I'll be honest.

EVERYONE said Ark was does, finished, a goner. I accepted it and i told him he was gone, and i could do nothing.

Whoever started the charge on DB4L had some balls. I was worried it wouldnt work.

heydensmom
03-08-2006, 01:18 PM
db4l--since the mole won't be my BFF will you?

DBroncos4life
03-08-2006, 01:18 PM
I'll be honest.

EVERYONE said Ark was does, finished, a goner. I accepted it and i told him he was gone, and i could do nothing.

Whoever started the charge on DB4L had some balls. I was worried it wouldnt work.
Whoever started the charge against me had balls? Try three extra votes as you can see from the totals.

Ratboy
03-08-2006, 01:19 PM
Whoever started the charge against me had balls? Try three extra votes as you can see from the totals.

Doesn't matter. It's known you have the huge alliance, It was a risk, but obviously it was a risk some were willing to take.

heydensmom
03-08-2006, 01:20 PM
I'll be honest.

EVERYONE said Ark was does, finished, a goner. I accepted it and i told him he was gone, and i could do nothing.

Whoever started the charge on DB4L had some balls. I was worried it wouldnt work.
He's my buddy!

Pick Six
03-08-2006, 01:23 PM
Or trying to fly under the radar....

I tried that in a previous Survivor. It didn't work for me...

smalltowngrll
03-08-2006, 01:27 PM
I tried that in a previous Survivor. It didn't work for me...

So, why didn't you try a different strategy in III?

heydensmom
03-08-2006, 01:29 PM
Where's the love train?

Mile High Shack
03-08-2006, 01:29 PM
it appears those of us that voted against dbroncos are the next targets

d'oh!

Pick Six
03-08-2006, 01:31 PM
So, why didn't you try a different strategy in III?

I knew that my schedule wouldn't let me keep up with the activity in Survivor III, so I opted to sit out and watch...;D

If I had more time to spend on this, I would try a different strategy...

smalltowngrll
03-08-2006, 01:33 PM
I knew that my schedule wouldn't let me keep up with the activity in Survivor III, so I opted to sit out and watch...;D

If I had more time to spend on this, I would try a different strategy...

There is alway IV

heydensmom
03-08-2006, 01:34 PM
I think db4l is mad at me!

Bronx33
03-08-2006, 01:35 PM
I think db4l is mad at me!


Why?

heydensmom
03-08-2006, 01:47 PM
Why?
he doesn't want to share my omlete....LOL

OldDudetheYounger
03-08-2006, 01:50 PM
Hmmm...that round seemed pretty cut and dried with a minimum of backstabbing and low-down lying... unless some of you have PMs to share :flower:

Bronx33
03-08-2006, 01:51 PM
he doesn't want to share my omlete....LOL


He knows zombies can't cook worth a shyt.

heydensmom
03-08-2006, 01:51 PM
Hmmm...that round seemed pretty cut and dried with a minimum of backstabbing and low-down lying... unless some of you have PMs to share :flower:;D

Mile High Shack
03-08-2006, 01:53 PM
I think db4l is mad at me!

I can't imagine why

since he would still be around if it wasn't for you

LOL

heydensmom
03-08-2006, 01:53 PM
He knows zombies can't cook worth a shyt.
LOL but Mo my personal omlete chef made it..I am the spoiled little rich girl!....

OldDudetheYounger
03-08-2006, 01:59 PM
Well, no one can say Heydensmom didn't make her revenge votes count!

Something for future revenge-seeking zombies to remember for inspiration!

Old Dude
03-08-2006, 02:01 PM
ROUND FOUR

The Spoiled Little Rich Girl, thirst for vengeance temporarily slaked, dissolves into goo and drains away into the jury pool.

DBroncos4Life is now undead and gosh only knows what he'll do with his three retributive votes.

Voting in ROUND FOUR may begin at any time. Deadline Noon, tomorrow.

However, as I mentioned earlier, do not expect the results before 12:45. If I can get them up sooner, I'll try, but it will be very difficult.

I'll be around intermittantly for the rest of today, but not as often as usual, so don't worry if I don't get back to your PMs for awhile.

TheDave
03-08-2006, 02:01 PM
Well, no one can say Heydensmom didn't make her revenge votes count!

Something for future revenge-seeking zombies to remember for inspiration!

Are the zombies always going to have 3 votes? just seems like they will take complete control of the game in the next few rounds...

Pezman
03-08-2006, 02:03 PM
Damn damn damn, I just can't keep up with this thread.

34 pages and counting!

heydensmom
03-08-2006, 02:04 PM
I can't imagine why

since he would still be around if it wasn't for you

LOL
LOL but i'm willing to share my omlete and chocolate covered strawberries :peace:

OldDudetheYounger
03-08-2006, 02:05 PM
My understanding is they only get three votes for the single round after they are zombified- no votes in subsequent rounds.

bfoflcommish
03-08-2006, 02:06 PM
Where's the love train?


sorry I was at lunch


http://www.hellogirlsrecords.co.uk/cd-love-train.gif

TheDave
03-08-2006, 02:10 PM
My understanding is they only get three votes for the single round after they are zombified- no votes in subsequent rounds.

sure but once we get past the top 10 they are going to carry 30% of the vote... and that will increase evey round. By the time we hit the top 5 the person voted out will control the outcome... just some food for thought.

bfoflcommish
03-08-2006, 02:10 PM
My understanding is they only get three votes for the single round after they are zombified- no votes in subsequent rounds.

what he means "I THINK" is the voting is so close that the new zombie has 3 votes which ARE HUGE

Old Dude
03-08-2006, 02:11 PM
Are the zombies always going to have 3 votes? just seems like they will take complete control of the game in the next few rounds...

That's why it might make sense for some of you to study the "Playing Dead" Manuever.

The Rules are set out in post 1189 on page 48.

Jeez 48 pages, already ....

Anyway, that would be the best way to avoid zombie vengeance. The problem is that you are left open to player attacks .... but no one said this was going to be a picnic.

Later on, vengeful Zombies can get even nastier. In double-elimination rounds, they will have 6 votes (compared to two for each survivor) and in the rounds following double elimination, there will be twin zombies, each with 3 votes.

heydensmom
03-08-2006, 02:12 PM
sorry I was at lunch


http://www.hellogirlsrecords.co.uk/cd-love-train.gif
Yes! ;D

bfoflcommish
03-08-2006, 02:13 PM
That's why it might make sense for some of you to study the "Playing Dead" Manuever.

The Rules are set out in post 1189 on page 48.

Jeez 48 pages, already ....

Anyway, that would be the best way to avoid zombie vengeance. The problem is that you are left open to player attacks .... but no one said this was going to be a picnic.

Later on, vengeful Zombies can get even nastier. In double-elimination rounds, they will have 6 votes (compared to two for each survivor) and in the rounds following double elimination, there will be twin zombies, each with 3 votes.

YOU MEAN MAJIK AND MOMS TWINS FROMTHE PROM???

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:5Z5VIqa0ODEtOM:www3.mistral.co.uk/hale/Danspics/Zombie%2520babies%2520copy.jpg

Old Dude
03-08-2006, 02:14 PM
I have been asked by the O Mane Moderators to remind you all that general rules of forum conduct still apply, and that you should "keep the obscenities as clean as possible."

If you get banned or suspended, that's your problem.

Pezman
03-08-2006, 02:15 PM
Or if you are a Chief mullet head looking for a beatdown, zombie style ;D

OldDudetheYounger
03-08-2006, 02:15 PM
I doubt it will become overpowering for some time yet...as the factions will be changing and likely trading off members as zombie-chow round by round. Also the losses may become unpredictable with the time bombs and zombie bombs. It's hard to target someone for revenge if you don't know who set the bomb.

Towards the end, OD might make sudden changes. Dunno what he has in mind there.

Bronx33
03-08-2006, 02:15 PM
I have been asked by the O Mane Moderators to remind you all that general rules of forum conduct still apply, and that you should "keep the obscenities as clean as possible."

If you get banned or suspended, that's your problem.


He is referring to majikboys footlong post.

Old Dude
03-08-2006, 02:16 PM
That's why it might make sense for some of you to study the "Playing Dead" Manuever.

The Rules are set out in post 1189 on page 48.

Jeez 48 pages, already ....

Anyway, that would be the best way to avoid zombie vengeance. The problem is that you are left open to player attacks .... but no one said this was going to be a picnic.

Later on, vengeful Zombies can get even nastier. In double-elimination rounds, they will have 6 votes (compared to two for each survivor) and in the rounds following double elimination, there will be twin zombies, each with 3 votes.

Keep in mind, though, that the Playing Dead rule isn't available until next Monday (Round Six).

This will give you all some time for practice.

Pezman
03-08-2006, 02:19 PM
He is referring to majikboys footlong post.

Yup, last thing we need to read is majik's tripe about raping a chick graphically. I swear that kid........

TheDave
03-08-2006, 02:19 PM
I have been asked by the O Mane Moderators to remind you all that general rules of forum conduct still apply, and that you should "keep the obscenities as clean as possible."

If you get banned or suspended, that's your problem.

please tell me that fvcker (majik) got banned....please

Old Dude
03-08-2006, 02:20 PM
please tell me that fvcker (majik) got banned....please

That's not up to me.

Bronx33
03-08-2006, 02:20 PM
Yup, last thing we need to read is majik's tripe about raping a chick graphically. I swear that kid........


I blame it on his parents or his boyfriend. LOL

Pezman
03-08-2006, 02:21 PM
Lets just say, a vacation has been laid out for him for a few days, Majikowski style. ;)

TheDave
03-08-2006, 02:23 PM
I doubt it will become overpowering for some time yet...as the factions will be changing and likely trading off members as zombie-chow round by round. Also the losses may become unpredictable with the time bombs and zombie bombs. It's hard to target someone for revenge if you don't know who set the bomb.

Towards the end, OD might make sudden changes. Dunno what he has in mind there.

Guys it's your game, and i'll suffer plenty of brain damage either way... but assuming the votes continue to be somewhere in the range of 50/50 the zombies already control 30%+ of the vote. 4 votes from now it will be nearly 50%. Like i said it's your game... but because I'm a math dork, i can't help myself. :)

Bronx33
03-08-2006, 02:26 PM
Guys it's your game, and i'll suffer plenty of brain damage either way... but assuming the votes continue to be somewhere in the range of 50/50 the zombies already control 30%+ of the vote. 4 votes from now it will be nearly 50%. Like i said it's your game... but because I'm a math dork, i can't help myself. :)

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=2341&dateline=1130361819

Just look at his picture! that should have tipped you off to his dorkyness.;D

Mile High Shack
03-08-2006, 02:27 PM
Guys it's your game, and i'll suffer plenty of brain damage either way... but assuming the votes continue to be somewhere in the range of 50/50 the zombies already control 30%+ of the vote. 4 votes from now it will be nearly 50%. Like i said it's your game... but because I'm a math dork, i can't help myself. :)

that does make sense

3 votes seems like an awful lot when it comes down to the end

but I'm sure he has something in mind to screw with us even more

like I'll be around by then, judging by how the votes went this round

bfoflcommish
03-08-2006, 02:28 PM
mom, db4l and Majik are on the loose and they brought friends

http://www.zardex.com/monsters/images/Zombies.jpg

TheDave
03-08-2006, 02:29 PM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=2341&dateline=1130361819

Just look at his picture! that should have tipped you off to his dorkyness.;D


There is kind of an "einstein on crack" look to the man...

Bronx33
03-08-2006, 02:31 PM
There is kind of an "einstein on crack" look to the man...

He could solve a rubicks cube blind folded after drinking a fifth.

heydensmom
03-08-2006, 02:34 PM
mom, db4l and Majik are on the loose and they brought friends

http://www.zardex.com/monsters/images/Zombies.jpg
I'm one sexy momma!

bfoflcommish
03-08-2006, 02:36 PM
I'm one sexy momma!

eh you'd look better with 2 eyes.

I could handle the 1 arm thing...and eventually you being undead would lose it's novlety..but that 1 eye...ehrhrhehr

smalltowngrll
03-08-2006, 02:39 PM
Damn damn damn, I just can't keep up with this thread.

34 pages and counting!

Yea...I know what you mean. You miss a few hours and you are out of the loop. Who needs a King novel when you have OM's Survivor. 8')

Pezman
03-08-2006, 02:39 PM
I'm one sexy momma!

Yeah, I'd say, you dont look a day over 21..... days dead :afro:

Old Dude
03-08-2006, 02:40 PM
Just keep in mind that Player Zombies (1) can't hurt someone who is playing dead, and (2) won't know ahead of time who is playing dead that round and who isn't. So, if the Zombies guess wrong, their attacks = zero percent of the vote.

Now, if there are two groups that are dug into WWI-like trenches, sending ex-good-soldier Zombies back & forth at one another, it would boil down into a pretty horrible war of attrition.

Now, just speaking for myself, if I was a player, I don't know what I'd do about that. Some folks might actually compromise some principles and sell out allies or something.

Others might try to trick the zombies into attacking decoys, so they can return fire without being exposed to death.

And then there are all the bombs, of course.

Now, if it turns out that everyone is hunkering down & playing dead, then tiebreakers start coming into play... so I'd be studying those. And since the Mole is one of the tiebreakers, I might treat him/her/it/them with a little more courtesy.

If I do introduce a final curve, it wouldn't be until we were down to 4 or 5 players left in the game.

For now, you are up to your own devices.

It's a miserable situation and I feel bad for all of you, but I don't see anything I can do about it.

smalltowngrll
03-08-2006, 02:42 PM
That's why it might make sense for some of you to study the "Playing Dead" Manuever.

The Rules are set out in post 1189 on page 48.

Jeez 48 pages, already ....

Anyway, that would be the best way to avoid zombie vengeance. The problem is that you are left open to player attacks .... but no one said this was going to be a picnic.

Later on, vengeful Zombies can get even nastier. In double-elimination rounds, they will have 6 votes (compared to two for each survivor) and in the rounds following double elimination, there will be twin zombies, each with 3 votes.

Question...

Playing dead..

Are there any rules on the number of times a single player can play dead? Are there rules of how many players can play dead in a single round?

TheDave
03-08-2006, 02:43 PM
I tried folks....

Old Dude
03-08-2006, 02:44 PM
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:vpZslAq_3csGdM:http://www.conwell.phila.k12.pa.us/teachers/fitzgerald/violin.gif

Old Dude
03-08-2006, 02:49 PM
Question...

Playing dead..

Are there any rules on the number of times a single player can play dead? Are there rules of how many players can play dead in a single round?

Everyone can play dead every single round. Starting in Round Six.

The only limitation on playing dead is that you can't move from one area of the store to another in a round that you are playing dead.

And, of course, you can't vote against another player or build a bomb or anything like that.

OldDudetheYounger
03-08-2006, 02:59 PM
Guys it's your game, and i'll suffer plenty of brain damage either way... but assuming the votes continue to be somewhere in the range of 50/50 the zombies already control 30%+ of the vote. 4 votes from now it will be nearly 50%. Like i said it's your game... but because I'm a math dork, i can't help myself. :)

Ah, but that just means on one round faction 'A' loses someone, then the following round faction 'b' will suffer payback, then back to faction 'a' again, etc. Assuming rational revenge seekers and semi-stable factions of course. But frankly, I think the black out rounds are gonna fracture the alliances to pieces anyway.

The best advice I can give is if you successfully take someone out, make sure they blame someone else, or if you can't, a little judicial playing dead may save your bacon.

Life in a zombie infested mall with a maniac making the rules is a b**ch.

TheDave
03-08-2006, 03:05 PM
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:vpZslAq_3csGdM:http://www.conwell.phila.k12.pa.us/teachers/fitzgerald/violin.gif


so that how were going to play...

sorry, but you've forced my hand...

Arkansas Bronco
03-08-2006, 03:09 PM
The NFL owners meeting looks to have the same game play of OM Survivor not sure how there rules are though.

smalltowngrll
03-08-2006, 03:14 PM
so that how were going to play...

sorry, but you've forced my hand...


LOL ROFL! LOL

Old Dude
03-08-2006, 03:15 PM
...
Life in a zombie infested mall with a maniac making the rules is a b**ch.

I'm on chapter 18 of Stalingrad now. Der Manstein Kommt!

I was especially amused by the airlift arrangements in Chapter 17:

Twenty-two transport planes were lost through enemy action and crashes on 24 November, and another nine were shot down the following day. Heinkel 111s had to be taken off bombing missions in a desperate attempt to make up for the losses. Richtofen rang Jeschonnek three times in an attempt to convince him that they lacked the aircraft to supply the Sixth Army by air. Goering could not be contacted. He had left for Paris.

Pick Six
03-08-2006, 03:26 PM
Lets just say, a vacation has been laid out for him for a few days, Majikowski style. ;)

...and that's why Pezman is my hero...

Hotrod
03-08-2006, 03:29 PM
wow what happened there ???

Old Dude
03-08-2006, 03:31 PM
DBroncos4life has exceeded their stored private messages quota and can not accept further messages until they clear some space.

Old Dude
03-08-2006, 03:39 PM
I have been asked by a couple people what the deal is with Mediator13 - - whether he is still in the game or not.

I don't know anything more than the rest of you. It sounded like he might be going, but he sort of left his options open. Technically, I will not disqualify him until he formally declares that he has withdrawn, or until he misses two votes.

He has not missed any votes so far.

It would be inappropriate for me to PM him and ask him directly.

For example, what if he said, "I'm still in the game but don't tell anyone."

If he wants to PM me with a formal withdrawal or if he wants to post it here, that's up to him.

Otherwise, I have to assume that he's still an eligible player and until he misses two votes, he's still in the game.

JCMElway
03-08-2006, 03:43 PM
Lets just say, a vacation has been laid out for him for a few days, Majikowski style. ;)

A vacation? Like, 30 days? That'd be awesome!

smalltowngrll
03-08-2006, 03:43 PM
DBroncos4life has exceeded their stored private messages quota and can not accept further messages until they clear some space.

Dang, I guess I sent him too many flirty messages....;D

Bronx33
03-08-2006, 03:45 PM
A vacation? Like, 30 days? That'd be awesome!

He needs 30 days for every inch he posted.....;D

Rascal
03-08-2006, 03:47 PM
Holy Hell.

Sorry guys I've been busy all day and only had 30 seconds to spare and that was to vote.

WHAT THE HELL!!!

Rascal
03-08-2006, 03:48 PM
1. BMF Bronco………................Arkansas Bronco
2. BIM………………...................Arkansas Bronco
3. Majikman7........................Dead
4a. heydensmom (claw #1) … .DBroncos4Life
4b heydensmom (claw #2)….. DBroncos4Life
4c heydensmom (bite)………. ..DBroncos4Life
5. bfoflcommish…………............Arkansas Bronco
6. *24champbailey ................Arkansas Bronco
7. hotrod..............................DBronco4Life
8. *missingnumber7…............. DBroncos4Life
9. ludo21……………….................Arkansas Bronco
10. DBroncos4life……...............Arkansas Bronco
11. minibronco........................DBroncos4Life
12. Ratboy.............................DBroncos4Life
13. Bronx33 ………….................Arkansas Bronco
14. *Dagmar..........................Arkansas Bronco
15. DomCasual……….................Mediator12
16. Great13……………................DBroncos4Life
17. TheDave………….................Arkansas Bronco
18. rascal………………................DBroncos 4Life
19. Mile High Shack…..............DBroncos4Life
20. Arkansas Bronco …........... DBroncos4Life
21. Mediator12 ………...............DBroncos4Life
22. Smalltowngirl ……..............Arkansas Bronco


Good Lord. Talk about a mess.

Old Dude
03-08-2006, 03:50 PM
I've also been asked what happens if a bunch of votes get shot at Mediator between now and Noon tomorrow, and he comes in and formally withdraws at 11:59.

Those votes would be applied against Mediator, and if they were sufficient to kill him, then he would be the victim of teh round (and the only eligible zombie for Round 5)

If they were not sufficient to kill him, then, once the vote was tallied, the vote leader would be killed, and Mediator would be noted as "withdrawn."

If Mediator did not declare a withdrawal, though, then he would simply get an asterisk. As noted above, he hasn't missed any previous votes.

BMF Bronco
03-08-2006, 03:52 PM
damn, does that mean Mediator is being targeted?

Old Dude
03-08-2006, 03:54 PM
Good Lord. Talk about a mess.

Sorry. I tried to line up the columns in a more readable fashion, but everyone was on my case.

Mile High Shack
03-08-2006, 03:55 PM
based on a PM I sent Mediator after he said he was leaving, I think he is sticking around

I think Majik got to him

Rascal
03-08-2006, 03:56 PM
THE BIG PICTURE FROM HERE ON OUT

ROUND THREE

Conventional Rules.

Deadline, Noon, Wednesday, March 8, 2006.

ROUND FOUR

Conventional Rules.

Deadline, Noon, Thursday, March 9, 2006.

Special Note: Results might not be posted until 12:45 on Thursday, due to conflict in schedule.

ROUND FIVE

Conventional Rules

Deadline, Noon, Friday, March 10, 2006

ROUND SIX

The “Playing Dead” option will be allowed, and will continue through the rest of the game. Details below.

On this date, we will also start keeping track of player locations within the store. Details below.

Deadline, Noon, Monday, March 13, 2006.

ROUND SEVEN

Double elimination round. Every player will get two votes to cast in whatever combination they want. The killer zombie from Round Six will have six votes. The top two victims will be zombified.

Deadline, Noon, Tuesday, March 14, 2006.

ROUND EIGHT.

This will be a blackout round. Only the results will be reported, not the details of who voted for who, or who was doing what.

Note that because the previous round will have resulted in two victims, there will be two angry killer zombies wandering around in search of justice. Each will have three votes.

This is also the first round in which players may begin dabbling with chemicals to construct time bombs. Details below.

Deadline, Noon Wednesday, March 15, 2006.

ROUND NINE

This is another blackout round.

It will also be a double-elimination round, with all players getting two votes. One killer zombie will be active, with six votes. Two players will be zombified.

This is the first round in which it will be possible to construct a walking suicide zombie bomber.

Deadline, Noon Thursday, March 16, 2006.

ROUND TEN.

The lights come back on, and normal reporting will resume. Only one person will be eliminated this round, but there will be two killer zombies at large (victims from round nine) each with three votes.

Time-bomb construction and suicide-zombie-rigging may continue from here to the end.

Deadline, Noon Friday, March 17, 2006.

ROUND ELEVEN

Another double-elimination round.

Deadline: Noon, Monday, March 20, 2006

ROUND TWELVE

Double elimination round.

Deadline TBA

ROUND THIRTEEN

Double elimination round

Deadline TBA

ROUND FOURTEEN and AFTER

Deadlines: TBA

Note: It is difficult to say how many rounds it will take to finish the game. If no one drops out (or gets booted due to disqualification) we would be down to four living players and two killer zombies by Round Fourteen.

Rules regarding playing dead, time bomb construction, and suicide zombie bomber rigging are as follows:


PLAYING DEAD

Instead of casting a vote to knock off another player, you can drop to the floor and pretend that you are dead. (Peeing yourself is optional) This will grant you temporary immunity (for that round only) against the retributive zombie attacks by the victim of the previous round.

Unfortunately, it does no good at all against votes by your fellow survivors, who can still stab, kick, shoot or punch you to their heart's content. (Or simply pick you up, set you on fire and hurl you off the roof into the zombie shoppers below- - - you get the idea)

Again, this option will not be available until ROUND SIX.


NO PLACE TO HIDE

The store is divided into the following ten general areas.

FOOD COURT (taco bell pays a lot of tribute to Wal-Mart to have a store here)
GROCERY (includes bakery, canned goods, meat, produce, dairy, etc.)
FABRICS (includes clothing, shoes, etc. also cheap jewelry)
ELECTRONICS (all that good stuff; includes the quick-photo dept.)
HOUSEWARES (includes paint, knives, blenders and all kinds of dangerous stuff)
SPORTING GOODS
TOYS & AUTOMOTIVE
LAWN & GARDEN
HEALTH & BEAUTY (includes the pharmacy)
CUSTOMER SERVICE (includes the restroom area, complaint desk, and main office)

The Warehouse and all other areas have already been looted by zombies.


All players will begin ROUND SIX in the Food Court. Any player who wants to move to one of the other nine locations may do so by PM-ing me with the new location along with their vote that turn. Like votes, movement cannot be changed once it is made. Locations will be noted at the end of the round, just like votes. You can move to a different location the following round. Locations will not be broadcast during blackout rounds. There is no limit to the number of players in any given location.

WHY IS LOCATION IMPORTANT?

Because of the bombs.



BUILDING TIME BOMBS

Starting in Round Eight, you have another legal voting option. Instead of (1) voting directly against someone, or (2) playing dead, you can (3) build and set a time bomb.

It’s very simple. Just PM me to tell me in which one of the ten locations you have chosen to plant the bomb, and what future round you have set it to go off.

The longer the fuse burns, the bigger the blast. (This is cartoon physics, of course)

If the bomb goes off one round later, it causes two votes of damage to everyone in the designated area.

Two rounds = 4 votes

Three rounds = 6 votes

Four rounds = 8 votes

Five rounds = 10 votes

And so on. You get the picture.

Don’t set your fuse for too long, or the game might be over before you get your jollies.

You can set as many bombs as you please, and you can even put multiple bombs in a single location, but you can only set one bomb per turn.

You do not have to be in the location where you set the bomb. (It’s assumed that you have plenty of chances to wander around the store between rounds.) If you are in the area where the bomb goes off, when it goes off, you take damage just like everyone else.


http://blog.tacvbo.net/data/files/images/unabomber.jpg

And Yes, in Rounds when the lights are on, it will be reported at the end of the round that you were dabbling with chemicals.




RIGGING SUICIDE ZOMBIE BOMBERS.

This is just like a regular time bomb, except as follows:

First off, zombies don’t usually stand still when bombs get strapped to them, so strapping a time bomb to a zombie will result in one immediate vote of “damage” to yourself.

NOTE: we are not talking about “ex-player zombies” here. You cannot tie bombs to ex-player zombies. These are just your ordinary generic zombies we’re talking about here.

Once the bomb is rigged, the zombie will not just stand there. He will generally follow his instincts to seek out the location with the most action. This is defined as whatever location is occupied by persons receiving the most cumulative votes that round.

http://www.tampabayprimer.org/images/suicide_bomber.jpg

For example, if Bob and George are in the Food Court, and each gets hit by two adverse votes that round, the Suicide Zombie will wander over there, instead of going after Susan over in Health & Beauty even if Susan got hit with three adverse votes that round

If locations are seeing an equal amount of backstabbing action, the suicide Zombie will head to the one with the most people in it.

If that is also tied, it will seek out the location occupied by the most injured (scarred) player. If that is also tied, it goes onto the next most beat-up guy and so on. If everything is completely tied, it scratches its head and blows up harmlessly.

The one big disadvantage to using a Suicide Zombie Bomber is that if an opponent is "playing dead" he will take only one vote of damage from the Zombie, no matter how long the fuse has been burning. I don't know why it works this way, it just does.



Well, that’s about it!

Shouldn't be any more curves in the road...

Good luck out there.

Translation...

I'm ****ed.

DomCasual
03-08-2006, 04:06 PM
damn, does that mean Mediator is being targeted?
I "targeted" him today. I have this crazy, old-fashioned thing - when people say, "Go ahead and vote for me," I go ahead and do it.

Fortunately, my vote wouldn't have made a difference anyway - one way or another. But if Mediator is on the curb, and a bus full of zombies speeds by, I might just push him. I might not, but I might.

Old Dude
03-08-2006, 04:14 PM
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Garden/3622/robot1.jpg

Rocketman Larry Martin tangles with a robot in "ZOMBIES OF THE STRATOSPHERE" (1952)

Bronx33
03-08-2006, 04:20 PM
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Garden/3622/robot1.jpg

Rocketman Larry Martin tangles with a robot in "ZOMBIES OF THE STRATOSPHERE" (1952)


Wow what a flashback!! remember those chessey space ship shots?

BMF Bronco
03-08-2006, 04:33 PM
damn you're old.

DBroncos4life
03-08-2006, 04:38 PM
PM box is clear

Old Dude
03-08-2006, 04:38 PM
Found some stuff to help some of you with your roles ...


1. BMF Bronco (The Cub Reporter)

I thought that for as long as the crisis lasted, I could write about it. At first, I worked for a paper, but the building got overrun. We moved to a copy store, but in six months that was gone. Then we found a library with a working phone line and started posting information on the newsgroup alt.conspiracy.zombie.menace.

Now, most of the staff is gone from flesh-eaters, looters and trigger-happy GIs. I guess it's just as well. I can't write anymore. I'm burnt out. It's hard to keep going when you're part of the endangered species.

Quote
"Why am I taking notes? Someday these corpses are going to be put back in the ground. When that happens, I'm gonna be the first person to tell the story. If that ain't worth a Pulitzer, I don't know what is."

...

3. Majikman7 (The Guy Everyone Knows Will Get Killed)

Quote
...

5. bfoflcommish (The Big Dumb Jock)

Feel the burn is a cliche now. Jeez, I hear them using it as a joke on sitcoms. Thing is, if you're serious -- I mean really serious about working out -- you really do feel the burn. Your body pays you back for treating it right by giving you this high that no amount of pot, beer or hostess fruit pies can match.

Of course, it's much harder to stick to a schedule now. We're always moving, always looking out for food, ammo and defensible shelter. So I have this rule, every night, no matter where we make camp, I do a full set of reps before I eat or turn in.

The others think I'm nuts. The minute they can let their guard down, they booze it up and east like pigs. They tell me to relax, that the world has changed and we all have to change with it. There are no more supermodels and singles bars, there's just groups of scarred, dirty, terrified people trying to make it through another day.

Quote
"A blow to head! The pussface goes down! The crowd goes wild! He swings, he scores again! Bring it on, you lame-ass pukes!"




6. 24champbailey (Skippy, the Wonder Dog)

Quote

Bark. Bark, bark!


7. hotrod (The Babysitter's Boyfriend)

Quote
"I had to choose, save my girlfriend or my Dr. Who collection. I know Jenny would have understood. The survivors will thank me when it's all over."

...

15. DomCasual (The Sheriff)

Fine. I took the oath, I did the job. I worked my butt off to take care of my buddies, and make my family proud.

But zombies? ****ing zombies, I didn't sign up for. I'm outta here. Got my ammo and supplies and squad car. As far as I'm concerned, the city can take care of itself.

Look I don't care about your wife and kid. I'm not surprised they're surround by zombies. There's zombies everywhere.

You're kidding. Don't tell me you don't even have a gun.

All right, all right. Take this shotgun and let's go. I can't believe I'm doing this -- again.

Quote

"I shot the guy and he wouldn't stay down! Good thing the cameraman from COPS tripped."

...

17. TheDave (The Old Priest)

The Vatican is strangely silent, but they've always been a cautious bunch. I for one believe it's all the work of Satan. When we see such dark wonders, we question our faith. We see rotted bodies shambling around, and wonder where is the Lord? This is humankind's greatest test -- we must strive to be worthy.

We fail to realize that He is beside us, as always. You may laugh but I have seen with my own eyes as I have called forth fire to burn the monstrosities and healed the suffering.

And it's done wonders for sermon attendance, let me tell you.

Quote

"The Lord is my point man, I shall not be in want."

...

20. Arkansas Bronco (The Mad Scientist)

Of course, only a small portion of humankind can be saved from the proposed nuclear winter. The appendix breaks down the recommended sectors of society. I am sure that general agreement may be had in this forum on targeting those in the top 10% IQ and supermodels. Naturally, others may be harder to convince.

Quote
"In the end, cold hard science will get us out of this."

...

22. Smalltowngirl (The Co-Ed Science Major/Goth Girl)

Quote
"God this sucks . . . there's like a billion zombies and not like one vampire."

http://www.allflesh.com/

bfoflcommish
03-08-2006, 04:43 PM
http://static.flickr.com/28/42216356_44272836fb_m.jpg

BMF Bronco
03-08-2006, 04:43 PM
Found some stuff to help some of you with your roles ...


1. BMF Bronco (The Cub Reporter)

I thought that for as long as the crisis lasted, I could write about it. At first, I worked for a paper, but the building got overrun. We moved to a copy store, but in six months that was gone. Then we found a library with a working phone line and started posting information on the newsgroup alt.conspiracy.zombie.menace.

Now, most of the staff is gone from flesh-eaters, looters and trigger-happy GIs. I guess it's just as well. I can't write anymore. I'm burnt out. It's hard to keep going when you're part of the endangered species.

Quote
"Why am I taking notes? Someday these corpses are going to be put back in the ground. When that happens, I'm gonna be the first person to tell the story. If that ain't worth a Pulitzer, I don't know what is."

...

3. Majikman7 (The Guy Everyone Knows Will Get Killed)

Quote
...

5. bfoflcommish (The Big Dumb Jock)

Feel the burn is a cliche now. Jeez, I hear them using it as a joke on sitcoms. Thing is, if you're serious -- I mean really serious about working out -- you really do feel the burn. Your body pays you back for treating it right by giving you this high that no amount of pot, beer or hostess fruit pies can match.

Of course, it's much harder to stick to a schedule now. We're always moving, always looking out for food, ammo and defensible shelter. So I have this rule, every night, no matter where we make camp, I do a full set of reps before I eat or turn in.

The others think I'm nuts. The minute they can let their guard down, they booze it up and east like pigs. They tell me to relax, that the world has changed and we all have to change with it. There are no more supermodels and singles bars, there's just groups of scarred, dirty, terrified people trying to make it through another day.

Quote
"A blow to head! The pussface goes down! The crowd goes wild! He swings, he scores again! Bring it on, you lame-ass pukes!"




6. 24champbailey (Skippy, the Wonder Dog)

Quote

Bark. Bark, bark!


7. hotrod (The Babysitter's Boyfriend)

Quote
"I had to choose, save my girlfriend or my Dr. Who collection. I know Jenny would have understood. The survivors will thank me when it's all over."

...

15. DomCasual (The Sheriff)

Fine. I took the oath, I did the job. I worked my butt off to take care of my buddies, and make my family proud.

But zombies? ****ing zombies, I didn't sign up for. I'm outta here. Got my ammo and supplies and squad car. As far as I'm concerned, the city can take care of itself.

Look I don't care about your wife and kid. I'm not surprised they're surround by zombies. There's zombies everywhere.

You're kidding. Don't tell me you don't even have a gun.

All right, all right. Take this shotgun and let's go. I can't believe I'm doing this -- again.

Quote

"I shot the guy and he wouldn't stay down! Good thing the cameraman from COPS tripped."

...

17. TheDave (The Old Priest)

The Vatican is strangely silent, but they've always been a cautious bunch. I for one believe it's all the work of Satan. When we see such dark wonders, we question our faith. We see rotted bodies shambling around, and wonder where is the Lord? This is humankind's greatest test -- we must strive to be worthy.

We fail to realize that He is beside us, as always. You may laugh but I have seen with my own eyes as I have called forth fire to burn the monstrosities and healed the suffering.

And it's done wonders for sermon attendance, let me tell you.

Quote

"The Lord is my point man, I shall not be in want."

...

20. Arkansas Bronco (The Mad Scientist)

Of course, only a small portion of humankind can be saved from the proposed nuclear winter. The appendix breaks down the recommended sectors of society. I am sure that general agreement may be had in this forum on targeting those in the top 10% IQ and supermodels. Naturally, others may be harder to convince.

Quote
"In the end, cold hard science will get us out of this."

...

22. Smalltowngirl (The Co-Ed Science Major/Goth Girl)

Quote
"God this sucks . . . there's like a billion zombies and not like one vampire."

http://www.allflesh.com/
damn right (I think)

BMF Bronco
03-08-2006, 04:48 PM
come on people, i need 8 more until 2k!

Bronx33
03-08-2006, 04:49 PM
damn you're old.

Nope really they played those old flicks for a long time in the 70s.

BMF Bronco
03-08-2006, 04:51 PM
Nope really they played those old flicks for a long time in the 70s.
I know, I remember them ass well, you could actually see the string the rocket was flying on.

Old Dude
03-08-2006, 04:56 PM
DISTRESSING NEWS

ODY HAS ADVISED ME THAT THE LAWN & GARDEN DEPARTMENT HAS BEEN OVERRUN WITH ZOMBIES.

REPEAT

LAWN AND GARDEN HAS BEEN OVERRUN


It CAN NO LONGER BE CONSIDERED A SAFE AREA; ANYONE WHO GOES THERE IS DEAD

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION

Mile High Shack
03-08-2006, 04:57 PM
whack them SOBS with a good tree trimmer

BMF Bronco
03-08-2006, 04:57 PM
DISTRESSING NEWS

ODY HAS ADVISED ME THAT THE LAWN & GARDEN DEPARTMENT HAS BEEN OVERRUN WITH ZOMBIES.

REPEAT

LAWN AND GARDEN HAS BEEN OVERRUN


It CAN NO LONGER BE CONSIDERED A SAFE AREA; ANYONE WHO GOES THERE IS DEAD

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION

what does that mean, it's off limits now?

Old Dude
03-08-2006, 04:58 PM
yes

BMF Bronco
03-08-2006, 04:59 PM
damn what about all my herbs that were hidden in there?!

Rascal
03-08-2006, 05:03 PM
Why does it matter we still can't leave the damn food court.

Old Dude
03-08-2006, 05:03 PM
even More Distressing News

Ody Has Advised Me That The Grocery Area Has Been Overrun With Zombies.

Repeat

The Entire Grocery Area, Including The Bakery, Produce And Meats Has Been Overrun

The Beer Section Too.

The Bastards

The Grocery Can No Longer Be Considered A Safe Area; Anyone Who Goes There Is Dead

Fortunately, There Are Free Standing Peanuts And Candy Bar Displays Throughout The Rest Of The Store.

Thank You For Your Cooperation

24champ
03-08-2006, 05:04 PM
DISTRESSING NEWS

ODY HAS ADVISED ME THAT THE LAWN & GARDEN DEPARTMENT HAS BEEN OVERRUN WITH ZOMBIES.

REPEAT

LAWN AND GARDEN HAS BEEN OVERRUN


It CAN NO LONGER BE CONSIDERED A SAFE AREA; ANYONE WHO GOES THERE IS DEAD

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION

im still testing out the mattresses with smalltwn in the home section, let us know when the zombies come our way.:thumbs:

Old Dude
03-08-2006, 05:05 PM
Eight Safe Sections Remain, And You Are Still Starting Off In The Food Court.

OldDudetheYounger
03-08-2006, 05:06 PM
Perhaps you should list the areas still free of shambling undead shoppers.

TheDave
03-08-2006, 05:08 PM
I'm going to the roof...

Bronx33
03-08-2006, 05:08 PM
Dibs on sporting goods!

DBroncos4life
03-08-2006, 05:12 PM
Thank god I died before we lost the beer.

OldDudetheYounger
03-08-2006, 05:13 PM
Thank god I died before we lost the beer.


Look at the bright side...you are a zombie now and still have access to the beer along with all your new zombie buddies!

Rascal
03-08-2006, 05:17 PM
We can make our own beer.

Old Dude
03-08-2006, 05:18 PM
Perhaps you should list the areas still free of shambling undead shoppers.


Excellent Idea.

The Safe areas include:

FOOD COURT (everyone starts here in Round SIX)
FABRICS (includes clothing, shoes, etc. also cheap jewelry)
ELECTRONICS (all that good stuff; includes the quick-photo dept.)
HOUSEWARES (includes paint, knives, blenders and all kinds of dangerous stuff)
SPORTING GOODS
TOYS & AUTOMOTIVE
HEALTH & BEAUTY (includes the pharmacy)
CUSTOMER SERVICE (includes the restroom area, complaint desk, and main office)

The Warehouse, Lawn & Garden and the Grocery area have been overrun by Zombies.

Why this happened: I wanted to juice up the effectiveness of the time bombs. 1 in 8 is better than 1 in 10.

Edit: Changed "needed" to "wanted" in the second to last sentence.

DBroncos4life
03-08-2006, 05:21 PM
We can make our own beer.
I know they have those beer kits but the game will be over before the beer is ready.

Old Dude
03-08-2006, 05:22 PM
Desperate folks could always huff the airplane glue in the toy section.

OldDudetheYounger
03-08-2006, 05:23 PM
Are the checkers zombies too? Oh wait, never mind. They always have been zombies.

Guess I'll just watch the fun from the security station. Smile for the cameras!

Rascal
03-08-2006, 05:23 PM
I know they have those beer kits but the game will be over before the beer is ready.

I'll make mine the prison way.

It won't be beer, but it will be some potent ****.

OldDudetheYounger
03-08-2006, 05:25 PM
Desperate folks could always huff the airplane glue in the toy section.

Don't forget the paint!

Old Dude
03-08-2006, 05:28 PM
Okay, I'm outta here for awhile.

Enjoy your evening, everyone!

DBroncos4life
03-08-2006, 05:31 PM
I'll make mine the prison way.

It won't be beer, but it will be some potent ****.
I wouldn't want to be that F'd up when Zombies are coming for you, you might fall. LOL

Rascal
03-08-2006, 05:40 PM
I wouldn't want to be that F'd up when Zombies are coming for you, you might fall. LOL


Well they are coming so I might as well liquor myself up so I can't feel it.

heydensmom
03-08-2006, 05:50 PM
Hey zombie life is the bomb....who wants to join me next...??? db4l and I get all the food, the booze....and all the recreational supplements.....who's next?

ludo21
03-08-2006, 05:51 PM
i work in the photo dept, so im still safe!!

Hotrod
03-08-2006, 06:06 PM
No more free beer whats up OD budget cuts???

Ratboy
03-08-2006, 06:20 PM
I'm gonna play dress up.

heydensmom
03-08-2006, 06:33 PM
No more free beer whats up OD budget cuts???
I got some beer here for ya! :thumbs:

Arkansas Bronco
03-08-2006, 07:05 PM
ill just pull out my flask. you cant fight zombies unless you have bourbon.

smalltowngrll
03-08-2006, 07:10 PM
I think I like the automotive/toy dept. the best...lots to make bombs with and entertainment as well! :yayaya: ;D

Rascal
03-08-2006, 07:26 PM
Give me the sporting goods department with a saw. Sawed off 12 gauge shotguns would be very nice :)

Rascal
03-08-2006, 07:26 PM
Hey Blue, what are you doing on here?

You want to join this mass hysteria?

Blueflame
03-08-2006, 07:31 PM
Hey Blue, what are you doing on here?

You want to join this mass hysteria?

LOL I'm just trying to catch up on today's new posts... a lot of new developments/new rules posted today. :yayaya:

Hey, Hotrod... I'd have thought you would already have stashed a good supply of beer (and food) somewhere safe before the zombies took over the grocery department... ;D

Blueflame
03-08-2006, 07:36 PM
Excellent Idea.

The Safe areas include:

FOOD COURT (everyone starts here in Round SIX)
FABRICS (includes clothing, shoes, etc. also cheap jewelry)
ELECTRONICS (all that good stuff; includes the quick-photo dept.)
HOUSEWARES (includes paint, knives, blenders and all kinds of dangerous stuff)
SPORTING GOODS
TOYS & AUTOMOTIVE
HEALTH & BEAUTY (includes the pharmacy)
CUSTOMER SERVICE (includes the restroom area, complaint desk, and main office)

The Warehouse, Lawn & Garden and the Grocery area have been overrun by Zombies.

Why this happened: I wanted to juice up the effectiveness of the time bombs. 1 in 8 is better than 1 in 10.

Edit: Changed "needed" to "wanted" in the second to last sentence.


If I were trapped in the zombie-filled mall (particularly if I had a nice stash of beer), I think securing the restrooms might be a priority... ;D

Old Dude
03-08-2006, 08:08 PM
No more free beer whats up OD budget cuts???

Maybe if you guys can just hold out for a little while longer, ODY will be able to airlift some beer into your thirsty possession by Christmas.

But he has to clear it with our producer first, and that guy is hard to reach.

Hotrod
03-08-2006, 08:21 PM
Hey, Hotrod... I'd have thought you would already have stashed a good supply of beer (and food) somewhere safe before the zombies took over the grocery department... ;D

LOL you give me to much credit what do you think I have a clue or something.

Dagmar
03-08-2006, 09:39 PM
If I were trapped in the zombie-filled mall (particularly if I had a nice stash of beer), I think securing the restrooms might be a priority... ;D
I've just been peeing in the corner...

smalltowngrll
03-08-2006, 09:48 PM
Maybe if you guys can just hold out for a little while longer, ODY will be able to airlift some beer into your thirsty possession by Christmas.
But he has to clear it with our producer first, and that guy is hard to reach.

Uh...Christmas?? Football season starts way before then...and, I have no plans on be locked up with these crazy zombies until football season! Unless, of course, this store is in close proximity to Invesco and we are furloughed to attend tailgates and games! :thumbsup: !Booya! :blowhorn:

JCMElway
03-08-2006, 11:59 PM
...The ratings are dwindling....

Let's see some blood! Bring back Hayden's mom!!!

Pick Six
03-09-2006, 12:21 AM
We need an appearance by Miss March. Isn't she lovely?

Mediator12
03-09-2006, 12:37 AM
(Depressed, Pissed, and Now really plastered)

"All bets are off. The stupid prom queen dumped my ass for Smalltowngrll."

(Realizes that this is just a game and can actually be a narcisstic, hypocritical, disassociative identity, paranoid, SOB)

"Freakin Zombie lovin, anorexic, les****. I'm definitely going to bomb your ass! Everyone stay out of Health and Beauty until Heather bites the big one! Screw "personal reasons", I am going after that bit**! Dump me for a woman :notthissh :chairhit: :cuss: :bash: ~Popps~

:bomb: :bomb: :bomb: :cuss:


I guess sausage isn't what it used to be in survivor :devil:


I formally withdraw my request to be eliminated.

Rascal
03-09-2006, 12:57 AM
(Depressed, Pissed, and Now really plastered)

"All bets are off. The stupid prom queen dumped my ass for Smalltowngrll."

(Realizes that this is just a game and can actually be a narcisstic, hypocritical, disassociative identity, paranoid, SOB)

"Freakin Zombie lovin, anorexic, les****. I'm definitely going to bomb your ass! Everyone stay out of Health and Beauty until Heather bites the big one! Screw "personal reasons", I am going after that bit**! Dump me for a woman :notthissh :chairhit: :cuss: :bash: ~Popps~

:bomb: :bomb: :bomb: :cuss:


I guess sausage isn't what it used to be in survivor :devil:


I formally withdraw my request to be eliminated.

Sausage will be of higher demand later in the rounds.

Blueflame
03-09-2006, 01:30 AM
LOL you give me to much credit what do you think I have a clue or something.

LOL Well, I assumed that you'd have some beer stashed away with your bbq'ed T-bones.... :thumbs:

I've just been peeing in the corner...

I suppose that wouldn't be too bad as long as you only have to pee...

Mediator12
03-09-2006, 01:50 AM
Sausage will be of higher demand later in the rounds.

Until then when do we see Anita Blake??? Now there's some wicked zombie, werewolf, vampire ****!

http://halo-productions.com/anita/info/anita.htm

The Mole
03-09-2006, 02:21 AM
Quid Pro Quo

smalltowngrll
03-09-2006, 06:07 AM
Quid Pro Quo

Thanks for the info...round one needs corrected... missing7 and minibronco also voted for thedave....FYI ;D :clown:

Old Dude
03-09-2006, 06:20 AM
Until then when do we see Anita Blake??? Now there's some wicked zombie, werewolf, vampire ****!

http://halo-productions.com/anita/info/anita.htm

I remember reading the first couple of Anita Blake novels, and they weren't too bad. Not great, but okay. Then, last year, I picked up one of the later books to see how she was doing.

Whoa. Kink. Kink. Kink. I guess it sells.

Old Dude
03-09-2006, 06:23 AM
Thanks for the info...round one needs corrected... missing7 and minibronco also voted for thedave....FYI ;D :clown:

Absolutely right. I wonder why the Mole would make an error like that?

heydensmom
03-09-2006, 06:31 AM
...The ratings are dwindling....

Let's see some blood! Bring back Hayden's mom!!!
I know huh...Oh well. Can you actually believe I haven't gotten an pm's either. Heydensmom plans on taking a leave of absence anyway.....In the end of this week and next week i got mid-terms, last day at one job, moving out of my house, then into another, then a ball to go to, an Army company party to throw, various doctor and dentist appointments for the family, oh and start a brand new job. Oh and I still have to find time to go clothes shopping. I was gonna off myself soon anyway, I did it the way I wanted...exposed people, shook things up. ;)

Hotrod
03-09-2006, 07:57 AM
I know huh...Oh well. Can you actually believe I haven't gotten an pm's either. Heydensmom plans on taking a leave of absence anyway.....In the end of this week and next week i got mid-terms, last day at one job, moving out of my house, then into another, then a ball to go to, an Army company party to throw, various doctor and dentist appointments for the family, oh and start a brand new job. Oh and I still have to find time to go clothes shopping. I was gonna off myself soon anyway, I did it the way I wanted...exposed people, shook things up. ;)

I just dont see how any of that stuff is more important then the game ;D

Good luck with your new job/moving and what nots

heydensmom
03-09-2006, 07:59 AM
LOL you wouldn't see it......ya da player!

I'm just so tickled that they finally see that since I'm leaving I dont' have anything to contribute to the boring morning meeting and told me not to go!!! Yeah..more internet time!

Rascal
03-09-2006, 08:56 AM
So how many votes are withstanding?

TheDave
03-09-2006, 09:06 AM
happy place...happy place...happy place

heydensmom
03-09-2006, 09:08 AM
happy place...happy place...happy place
Are you channeling Happy Gilmore again?

Mile High Shack
03-09-2006, 09:09 AM
Are you channeling Happy Gilmore again?

naaa, he is just trying to block out all the pain of his tormented life in the zombie walmart

Old Dude
03-09-2006, 09:11 AM
So how many votes are withstanding?

Less than half have voted.

I am going to be tied up in a meeting starting at about 10:50 a.m. It will last at least 40 minutes, and could quite probably go on until Noon.

If I happen to get all the votes in before 10:45, I will post them before I go.

Otherwise, I'll be back sometime after the meeting, and I'll be double checking the times on the votes to make sure everyone got theirs into me on time, because the deadline is still NOON. (3 hours and 48 minutes from now)

heydensmom
03-09-2006, 09:11 AM
Guess what ladies! I'm gonna have a new BFF today! Even better is I know who it is......................

TheDave
03-09-2006, 09:13 AM
Guess what ladies! I'm gonna have a new BFF today! Even better is I know who it is......................

sorry, doesn't work that way... put the name down and we will see how good your sources were.:thumbs:

heydensmom
03-09-2006, 09:15 AM
Thedave!

TheDave
03-09-2006, 09:16 AM
Thedave!

Excellent... let's see how this plays out.

Old Dude
03-09-2006, 09:17 AM
Are you channeling Happy Gilmore again?

I really, really wish I could bring you back into the game again.

But unless someone takes up necromancy, it just isn't going to happen.

Until the final jury vote.

In the meantime, you are more than welcome to keep prodding on the survivors to their doom.

heydensmom
03-09-2006, 09:27 AM
Excellent... let's see how this plays out.
:kiss: Na I know nothing..I see nothing! :~ohyah!:

TheDave
03-09-2006, 09:32 AM
:kiss: Na I know nothing..I see nothing! :~ohyah!:


Don't get me wrong... I know i have the stray dog 24champ and or minibronco vote coming my way... I just find it hard to believe anyone would follow them ;)

Mediator12
03-09-2006, 09:39 AM
I really, really wish I could bring you back into the game again.

But unless someone takes up necromancy, it just isn't going to happen.

Until the final jury vote.

In the meantime, you are more than welcome to keep prodding on the survivors to their doom.

Hey, That is where Anita Blake comes in old dude ^5 Necromancer and lover of the Undead ;D

Mile High Shack
03-09-2006, 09:41 AM
I really, really wish I could bring you back into the game again.

But unless someone takes up necromancy, it just isn't going to happen.

Until the final jury vote.

In the meantime, you are more than welcome to keep prodding on the survivors to their doom.

naaaa it's always good to have a living dead girl hanging around :giggle:

TheDave
03-09-2006, 09:44 AM
naaaa it's always good to have a living dead girl hanging around :giggle:


Great song... In fact i think I'm changing out the walmart Christmas tape for a little "hellbilly deluxe" (big shock that the heathen has a collection of rob zombie cd's... Hilarious! )

Mile High Shack
03-09-2006, 09:46 AM
Great song... In fact i think I'm changing out the walmart Christmas tape for a little "hellbilly deluxe" (big shock that the heathen has a collection of rob zombie cd's... Hilarious! )

what's even more funny, the wife and I enjoy him as well :)

Old Dude
03-09-2006, 09:46 AM
Hey, That is where Anita Blake comes in old dude ^5 Necromancer and lover of the Undead ;D

Thing is that we've got a whole bunch of Harry Keoghs walking around, and only a couple seem to have a handle on their talents.

Mediator12
03-09-2006, 09:59 AM
Thing is that we've got a whole bunch of Harry Keoghs walking around, and only a couple seem to have a handle on their talents.

That's their problem OD. And would you tell ODY to stop stealing the night vision goggles ;D

Old Dude
03-09-2006, 10:02 AM
That's their problem OD. And would you tell ODY to stop stealing the night vision goggles ;D

I was wondering what happened to those. I keep sending out al these care packages to the players, but they just never seem to get there.

Old Dude
03-09-2006, 10:08 AM
Roughly half the votes are in.

Old Dude
03-09-2006, 10:41 AM
Wow. It's really quiet in here. Doesn't look like we'll get the vote done within the next hour, so we're probably looking at a 12:20 to 12:45 announcement time...

heydensmom
03-09-2006, 11:09 AM
Wow. It's really quiet in here. Doesn't look like we'll get the vote done within the next hour, so we're probably looking at a 12:20 to 12:45 announcement time...
I know...can we change the rules to have one whole round of no pm's....ROFL!

Old Dude
03-09-2006, 11:16 AM
Still waiting on 7 voters.

I won't announce the holdouts until we get down to 4.