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Bronx33
03-15-2006, 04:30 PM
LOL thats prolly the kiss of death right there


Hotrod is my guess...........;D

Old Dude
03-15-2006, 04:30 PM
Maybe TheDave's taken up with Great13 and *Dagmar in the sniper patch. Do these guys ever communicate with the players or do they just mail in their dues?

Hotrod
03-15-2006, 04:30 PM
Hotrod is my guess...........;D

gee thanks jerk ;)

Bronx33
03-15-2006, 04:32 PM
gee thanks jerk ;)

The double agent says iam a jerk? :kiss:

DBroncos4life
03-15-2006, 04:33 PM
gee thanks jerk ;)
Im scared of you and your PMs that make me do crazy things.

Hotrod
03-15-2006, 04:33 PM
The double agent says iam a jerk? :kiss:

Ya nice try............

OldDudetheYounger
03-15-2006, 04:35 PM
What I want to know is....where is The Mole in all this?

Old Dude
03-15-2006, 04:36 PM
Let's see, who else has been quiet today?

Oh yeah ... Minibronco.

I wonder what could be on his mind?

Hotrod
03-15-2006, 04:37 PM
Let's see, who else has been quiet today?

Oh yeah ... Minibronco.

I wonder what could be on his mind?

I would go with how to go undetected as the 2nd party in a crime???

Mile High Shack
03-15-2006, 04:38 PM
Let's see, who else has been quiet today?

Oh yeah ... Minibronco.

I wonder what could be on his mind?

probably thanking his lucky stars his vote got rascal voted off instead of him

Old Dude
03-15-2006, 04:38 PM
What I want to know is....where is The Mole in all this?

I suppose everyone could mail in copies of their votes last round to the Mole
and see what the chart looks like...

Hotrod
03-15-2006, 04:39 PM
I suppose everyone could mail in copies of their votes last round to the Mole
and see what the chart looks like...

LOL Im sure everyone would be truthful in that

Old Dude
03-15-2006, 04:40 PM
probably thanking his lucky stars his vote got rascal voted off instead of him (emphasis added.)

I am still trying to figure out why that would make him "lucky" but I guess all will be revealed eventually...

DBroncos4life
03-15-2006, 04:41 PM
probably thanking his lucky stars his vote got rascal voted off instead of him
Didn't his little vote keep Med in the game as well. This guy is a player.

Mile High Shack
03-15-2006, 04:42 PM
(emphasis added.)

I am still trying to figure out why that would make him "lucky" but I guess all will be revealed eventually...

we've already been over the math

Hotrod
03-15-2006, 04:44 PM
(emphasis added.)

I am still trying to figure out why that would make him "lucky" but I guess all will be revealed eventually...

LOL holy crap you prolly have no idea how funny that is.....

Mediator12
03-15-2006, 04:53 PM
Didn't his little vote keep Med in the game as well. This guy is a player.

Read the Charts DB. That was domcasual ;D

Bronx33
03-15-2006, 04:54 PM
Didn't his little vote keep Med in the game as well. This guy is a player.

DomCasuals vote for him in round 3 saved him in round 4 aka luck

Old Dude
03-15-2006, 04:55 PM
Speaking of which, where's he been?

DBroncos4life
03-15-2006, 04:56 PM
Read the Charts DB. That was domcasual ;D
die Med die :spit:

Mediator12
03-15-2006, 04:58 PM
die Med die :spit:

Chill out bro. Your jock strap is in the mail ;D

Old Dude
03-15-2006, 04:59 PM
I was thinking that we might get some insight into the internal operations next round, and then I remembered that we are still in the blackout.

DBroncos4life
03-15-2006, 04:59 PM
Chill out bro. Your jock strap is in the mail ;D
awesome. :yayaya:

Hotrod
03-15-2006, 05:00 PM
I was thinking that we might get some insight into the internal operations next round, and then I remembered that we are still in the blackout.

Its prolly be ok if you decided to lift that ;D

DBroncos4life
03-15-2006, 05:00 PM
I was thinking that we might get some insight into the internal operations next round, and then I remembered that we are still in the blackout.
Blackout rounds are made for killing giants, or kings however you want to word it. Hilarious!

Old Dude
03-15-2006, 05:01 PM
Its prolly be ok if you decided to lift that ;D

I would, but it wouldn't be fair to the ones who already voted.

Mediator12
03-15-2006, 05:02 PM
awesome. :yayaya:

Sorry it took so long. Dave would not give it back and I had to take it off his head when he played dead a couple of rounds ago ROFL!

DBroncos4life
03-15-2006, 05:06 PM
Sorry it took so long. Dave would not give it back and I had to take it off his head when he played dead a couple of rounds ago ROFL!
Great thats just gross, who wants a jock strap after he has worn it on his head.

Old Dude
03-15-2006, 05:07 PM
ODY has been working with the infrared cameras, and we weren't able to get an exact picture, so he put together a computer simulation that shows the end of the last round...

http://pcmedia.gamespy.com/pc/image/article/631/631764/episode-10-tha-remote-backstab-20050706040731990.jpg

Hotrod
03-15-2006, 05:16 PM
ODY has been working with the infrared cameras, and we weren't able to get an exact picture, so he put together a computer simulation that shows the end of the last round...

http://pcmedia.gamespy.com/pc/image/article/631/631764/episode-10-tha-remote-backstab-20050706040731990.jpg

Huh I guess I did not realize smalltown was a redhead....or is that BIM ;D

DBroncos4life
03-15-2006, 05:18 PM
Huh I guess I did not realize smalltown was a redhead....or is that BIM ;D
Why don't you ask Smalltown if the rug matches the drape!

Hotrod
03-15-2006, 05:23 PM
Why don't you ask Smalltown if the rug matches the drape!

Well with a whole walmart full of hair dye I'll tell you she's changed hair colors almost as often as you changed alliances....;)

Hotrod
03-15-2006, 05:26 PM
Hey OD are most of the votes in yet???

Old Dude
03-15-2006, 05:35 PM
Nope. Not yet. But soon.

I'm sure.

Just keep refreshing.

Hotrod
03-15-2006, 05:38 PM
Nope. Not yet. But soon.

I'm sure.

Just keep refreshing.


Will Do :thumbs:...................smart ass ;)

24champ
03-15-2006, 05:47 PM
Hey OD are most of the votes in yet???
worried are ya?LOL

The Mole
03-15-2006, 05:48 PM
Quid Pro Quo

Hotrod
03-15-2006, 05:51 PM
worried are ya?LOL

Na I'll prolly just play dead incase Rascal trys to get me ;D

DBroncos4life
03-15-2006, 05:54 PM
what happens if everyone plays dead? Does the Mole get to pick who is out?

OldDudetheYounger
03-15-2006, 05:58 PM
I think other tie-breakers come into play before The Mole gets to choose. For instance, if someone missed a vote I think they get the heave-ho first.

The Mole
03-15-2006, 06:13 PM
Quid Pro Quo

Old Dude
03-15-2006, 07:18 PM
I think other tie-breakers come into play before The Mole gets to choose. For instance, if someone missed a vote I think they get the heave-ho first.


This is correct.

First tiebreaker is missed votes. If two or more are tied, the first thing I look at is to see whether any of them have missed a vote. If one has missed a vote and the other(s) haven't, the one who missed a vote must die.

Second tiebreaker is scars. Scars are a good thing for this purpose. Whoever has fewer scars dies. This is what happened to BMF in Round 4.

Third tiebreaker is that the player sustaining the most killer-zombie votes in the tied round will die. Obviously, if everyone is playing dead in that round, none of the killer zombie votes would count.

The fourth tiebreaker is the Mole.

I don't know how the Mole would go about making a choice. He might pose a riddle or run a poll, or flip a coin, or just kill whoever has abused him. You'll have to ask him about all that.

And judging from that attachment above, it will be something macabre.




Edit: If the Mole bugs out, or isn't available, then ODY and I would prolly flip a virtual coin.

Old Dude
03-15-2006, 09:57 PM
Awfully quiet out there tonight.

DBroncos4life
03-15-2006, 09:58 PM
Awfully quiet out there tonight.
you need something to keep ratings high at night man.

TheDave
03-15-2006, 09:59 PM
This place sucks.....

DBroncos4life
03-15-2006, 10:06 PM
This place sucks.....
You a..... you, you, you, swallow... :spit:

ludo21
03-15-2006, 10:14 PM
Definitely too quiet for me, im scared.....and should be, lol

Old Dude
03-15-2006, 10:26 PM
Funny how some guys just come out at night.

TheDave
03-15-2006, 10:28 PM
Funny how some guys just come out at night.


Trying to get use to Zombie life ;)

24champ
03-15-2006, 11:33 PM
Na I'll prolly just play dead incase Rascal trys to get me ;D
you told me you played dead in the last round.;D

Pick Six
03-15-2006, 11:56 PM
It's fun what you can find on Google. Here's a song by the Jazz Butcher...:yayaya:

Give me your zombie love
Give me your zombie love
Give it to me now
My neighbours say that I'm strange
My neighbours say I'm a weirdo
But my baby come 'round 'bout midnight
And there's a tapping at my window
And her eyes are black and her face is white

Baby's been underground
My baby's been underground
My baby's been down under the ground
And now she give me zombie love
Oh give me give me zombie love

Zombie zombie zombie zombie love (x4)
Give it to me now

Have you seen my baby raise her sleepy head?
Have you seen my baby, she's rising
Oh she's rising from the dead
Give me your zombie love
Oh I don't care about those long-range microphones and the camera
Give me your zombie love
I don't care about the next door neighbour's German shepard dog
I'll be your dog
I'll be your dog
Oh I'll be your dog
Oh now baby, baby, I'll be your dog
I said "heel!"

Zombie zombie zombie zombie love (x4)

smalltowngrll
03-16-2006, 02:12 AM
The freaks come out at night......I think that's a song!

Damn...I think I lost my Mane priviliges at work...could be a long lonely day tomorrow for me! :(

Old Dude
03-16-2006, 06:47 AM
Remember, everyone, that although this was originally scheduled as a double-elimination round, we changed it to single elimination when Missingnumber7 dropped out. So, just one vote for each player this round, plus 3 for Rascal.

This is still a blackout round, and the rules for playing dead and building bombs are also still in effect.

Elim Garak
03-16-2006, 08:15 AM
Y A W N
The audience is having trouble keeping their eyes open. Could it be that the contestents are becoming jaded and salty towards communication? Mayhaps its time for a ratings boost. Microphones in sleeping bags would be good no?
xoxo~
E. Garak
-Feels like a Nielson Family

Mile High Shack
03-16-2006, 08:18 AM
Y A W N
The audience is having trouble keeping their eyes open. Could it be that the contestents are becoming jaded and salty towards communication? Mayhaps its time for a ratings boost. Microphones in sleeping bags would be good no?
xoxo~
E. Garak
-Feels like a Nielson Family

you'd think huh?

it's hard to communicate in the dark

and quite honestly, all hell is breaking lose in the camps here

smalltowngrll
03-16-2006, 08:22 AM
you'd think huh?

it's hard to communicate in the dark

and quite honestly, all hell is breaking lose in the camps here

Especially since we aren't QUITE sure who's in our camp with us!! This darkness is blinding!

Mile High Shack
03-16-2006, 08:26 AM
Especially since we aren't QUITE sure who's in our camp with us!! This darkness is blinding!

I just hope that hand groping around on me is yours and not daves

smalltowngrll
03-16-2006, 08:34 AM
I just hope that hand groping around on me is yours and not daves

I don't think we will know for sure until OD turns the lights back on!

Arkansas Bronco
03-16-2006, 08:41 AM
??? this is Wal-Mart dont we have a generator somewhere around here.

smalltowngrll
03-16-2006, 08:45 AM
??? this is Wal-Mart dont we have a generator somewhere around here.


I think ODY hid them from us!!


Modified: Oops....

Mile High Shack
03-16-2006, 08:49 AM
I think ODY hit them from us!!

damnit

ODY hits girls?

Mediator12
03-16-2006, 08:49 AM
Med has been silent because I've been keeping him VERY busy!! :devil:

Stop making that sound like something else is going on. Chasing you around in the dark has been frustrating as hell. Now the only question is where are you going to put that BOMB!

Mile High Shack
03-16-2006, 08:51 AM
Stop making that sound like something else is going on. Chasing you around in the dark has been frustrating as hell. Now the only question is where are you going to put that BOMB!

I know where I put my bomb

I didn't flush either ^5

smalltowngrll
03-16-2006, 08:52 AM
Stop making that sound like something else is going on. Chasing you around in the dark has been frustrating as hell. Now the only question is where are you going to put that BOMB!

It's a secret!! :wiggle:

smalltowngrll
03-16-2006, 08:53 AM
I know where I put my bomb

I didn't flush either ^5

Dang...I thought that was zombie stench...and all along it was you!

Would ya stop stinkin' up the store? ROFL!

Mile High Shack
03-16-2006, 08:55 AM
Dang...I thought that was zombie stench...and all along it was you!

Would ya stop stinkin' up the store? ROFL!

I figured since it was dark..............everyone would think all that gruntin' was dave playin' with his panties

Old Dude
03-16-2006, 08:59 AM
Since we're all talking and thinking about bombs this morning, here's a rules clarification - - just in case it comes up - - which I doubt.

All bombs, of any kind, that are set to explode in a given round, all explode simultaneously.

Theoretically, if there was both a conventional time bomb and a zombie suicide bomber both set to go off next round, the zombie bomber would just home in on the conventional voting damage. It would not have time to wait and see where the ordinary bomb(s) went off. Thus, any "damage" from the conventional bombs would not be factored into the zombie's "decision-making" process.

Also. Bombs going off in one place do not set off future bombs in the same place. The same location could theoretically be bombed over and over and over.

Also. The damage from bombs in a single location in a single round ADDs together.

That should cover just about everything.

Good hunting.

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 09:27 AM
you told me you played dead in the last round.;D

Im just gonna play dead every round from here on out since everyone hates me ;D

Old Dude
03-16-2006, 09:28 AM
Doo doo doo doo-doo, doo doo doooo. Doo doo doo doo dooooo doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. Doo doo doo doo-doo, doo doo doooo. TIP me over and POUR ME OUT.

I have a meeting today from 11:00 to 11:45 so please send copies of your votes to ODY if you want to insure that they are received. And early voting is always nice.

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 09:36 AM
Public service announcement: To the person or persons who tried to shove a bomb up my *** please read the rules and confirm that my *** is not a legal place to be or place bombs......

Thanks in advance for your cooporation ;D

Mediator12
03-16-2006, 09:51 AM
Im just gonna play dead every round from here on out since everyone hates me ;D

That only works on Zombies dude. BTW, Smalltown is the one trying to plant that bomb up your ***. She is still just toying with me ;D

Mediator12
03-16-2006, 09:51 AM
Public service announcement: To the person or persons who tried to shove a bomb up my *** please read the rules and confirm that my *** is not a legal place to be or place bombs......

Thanks in advance for your cooporation ;D

You think that woman cares about the rules?!? She is the one making them up for OD ;D

Old Dude
03-16-2006, 09:58 AM
http://www.peacheykeene.com/300%20time%20bomb.gif

Time is tickin' away ...

Bronx33
03-16-2006, 10:00 AM
http://www.zombielove.com/sugarzombie.gif

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 10:01 AM
You think that woman cares about the rules?!? She is the one making them up for OD ;D

Typical woman

smalltowngrll
03-16-2006, 10:12 AM
Typical woman


LOL


Oh, come on hotrod...you know you love me!!! :kiss:

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 10:15 AM
LOL


Oh, come on hotrod...you know you love me!!! :kiss:

;D I was ok until the whole bomb in my hinny thing ;)

One minute were talking birds and bees then the next thing I know shes trying to take advantage of me in the dark.....Ok I liked it Ha!

BIM
03-16-2006, 10:16 AM
Hey OD are most of the votes in yet???
Hey Hotrod. You know the round I voted for you? We knew we couldn't muster enough votes for our mark. So, we decided to HELP you by giving you scars. You may be thanking us in the end.

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 10:21 AM
Hey Hotrod. You know the round I voted for you? We knew we couldn't muster enough votes for our mark. So, we decided to HELP you by giving you scars. You may be thanking us in the end.

Oh knock it off I know you were out to nail me that round who do you think your fooling mister.....

Old Dude
03-16-2006, 10:21 AM
I just sent out bulk voting reminders to all the living survivors. If you've already received a voting confirmation this round, ignore the reminder.

Dagmar
03-16-2006, 10:29 AM
Maybe TheDave's taken up with Great13 and *Dagmar in the sniper patch. Do these guys ever communicate with the players or do they just mail in their dues?

http://www.usaland.ru/blog/images/1/sniper.jpg

smalltowngrll
03-16-2006, 10:32 AM
;D I was ok until the whole bomb in my hinny thing ;)

One minute were talking birds and bees then the next thing I know shes trying to take advantage of me in the dark.....Ok I liked it Ha!

And you are going to take Med's word over mine? Honestly, I think it was dave planting that bomb! Remember, he does like sausage! Hilarious!

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 10:35 AM
And you are going to take Med's word over mine? Honestly, I think it was dave planting that bomb! Remember, he does like sausage! Hilarious!


Um are you saying it was Dave taking advantage of me in the dark........what Isle is the sulfuric acid body wash on???

smalltowngrll
03-16-2006, 10:39 AM
Um are you saying it was Dave taking advantage of me in the dark........what Isle is the sulfuric acid body wash on???

maybe it wasn't a bomb being planted after all.... Ha!

Mile High Shack
03-16-2006, 10:40 AM
maybe it wasn't a bomb being planted after all.... Ha!

well something went off on hotrods face

he is just hoping it was a bomb

smalltowngrll
03-16-2006, 10:41 AM
Ok boys...play nicely....Or I'll have to send the Mole on ya'll! ;)

I have to go for a few hours...but, be sure that I'll return.... :peace:

Mediator12
03-16-2006, 10:48 AM
And you are going to take Med's word over mine? Honestly, I think it was dave planting that bomb! Remember, he does like sausage! Hilarious!

I know exactly where you are. Stalking is my specialty.

BTW, it is way too early for thedave to be doing anything ;D

Mediator12
03-16-2006, 10:49 AM
Oh knock it off I know you were out to nail me that round who do you think your fooling mister.....

DB, BMF, or anyone else sitting on the sidelines I guess :yayaya:

BMF Bronco
03-16-2006, 10:52 AM
DB, BMF, or anyone else sitting on the sidelines I guess :yayaya:
WTF are you bringing me into this **** for?! beware of sucidal zombies!

Old Dude
03-16-2006, 10:52 AM
Five To Go.

OldDudetheYounger
03-16-2006, 10:59 AM
Five To Go.

Yeah, c’mon
Love my girl
She lookin’ good
C’mon
One more

Five to one, baby
One in five
No one here gets out alive, now
You get yours, baby
I’ll get mine
Gonna make it, baby
If we try

The old get old
And the young get stronger
May take a week
And it may take longer
They got the guns
But we got the numbers
Gonna win, yeah
We’re takin’ over
Come on!

Yeah!

Your ballroom days are over, baby
Night is drawing near
Shadows of the evening crawl across the years
Ya walk across the floor with a flower in your hand
Trying to tell me no one understands
Trade in your hours for a handful dimes
Gonna’ make it, baby, in our prime

Come together one more time
Get together one more time
Get together one more time
Get together, aha
Get together one more time!
Get together one more time!
Get together one more time
Get together one more time
Get together, gotta, get together

Ohhhhhhhh!

Hey, c’mon, honey
You won’t have along wait for me, baby
I’ll be there in just a little while
You see, I gotta go out in this car with these people and...

Get together one more time
Get together one more time
Get together, got to
Get together, got to
Get together, got to
Take you up in my room and...
Hah-hah-hah-hah-hah
Love my girl
She lookin’ good, lookin’ real good
Love ya, c’mon

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 11:03 AM
I dont see why OD's parol officer could not wait until after the vote to meet with him. ;D

Old Dude
03-16-2006, 11:11 AM
Still no progress on the five. The plotting tubes must be constipated.

Mile High Shack
03-16-2006, 11:12 AM
Still no progress on the five. The plotting tubes must be constipated.

gee 5

I wonder what 5 that could be

:rofl:

come and get me!!!

http://www.newlaunches.com/entry_images/281005/bullseye.gif

Old Dude
03-16-2006, 11:13 AM
If I'm around when we get down to 4, I'll announce the names.

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 11:14 AM
If I'm around when we get down to 4, I'll announce the names.

I bet I could name them ;D

Mile High Shack
03-16-2006, 11:18 AM
I bet I could name them ;D

LOL

I can name the 5
;)

Dagmar
03-16-2006, 11:19 AM
I bet I could name them ;D
Weeeeeeeeellll?

Mile High Shack
03-16-2006, 11:19 AM
Weeeeeeeeellll?

there is 1

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 11:20 AM
Lol

Huh I must have worn out that one it wont let me fix it

Mile High Shack
03-16-2006, 11:21 AM
Lol

maybe they are waiting for dbroncos to tell them how to vote

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 11:23 AM
Well they might be but thats strange he already told me how to vote....

Dagmar
03-16-2006, 11:23 AM
there is 1
Dude, I voted well over 24 hours ago.

Wait...

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 11:24 AM
Dude, I voted well over 24 hours ago.

Wait...

LOL you kill me

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 11:42 AM
chirp chirp chirp

Bronx33
03-16-2006, 11:45 AM
gee 5

I wonder what 5 that could be

:rofl:

come and get me!!!

http://www.newlaunches.com/entry_images/281005/bullseye.gif


Paranoia rears it's ugly head...

Old Dude
03-16-2006, 11:46 AM
Just waiting now on Rascal, Smalltown and Great13.

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 11:47 AM
Just waiting now on Rascal, Smalltown and Great13.

Yep just as i suspected ;)

Old Dude
03-16-2006, 11:52 AM
I've got to go for awhile now. ODY can take it over from here if we get votes in early.

OldDudetheYounger
03-16-2006, 12:00 PM
We just need to hear from Great13 and Rascal now.

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 12:06 PM
Holy bat crap robin Ha!

OldDudetheYounger
03-16-2006, 12:11 PM
Now just waiting for the vengeful zombie votes from Rascal.

Old Dude
03-16-2006, 12:18 PM
Short meeting, but I have another distraction now, so I'll leave this one to ODY.

Bronx33
03-16-2006, 12:19 PM
Now just waiting for the vengeful zombie votes from Rascal.


fashionably late...

Rascal
03-16-2006, 12:20 PM
I voted.

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 12:22 PM
Holy double bat **** robin

Rascal
03-16-2006, 12:26 PM
Hmmm...

apparently it didn't go through.

I'll try again.

Old Dude
03-16-2006, 12:29 PM
So far as I can tell, all the votes are in, so ODY should be able to announce them whenever he's ready.

OldDudetheYounger
03-16-2006, 12:31 PM
The Tribe Hath Spake
http://www.mortalcoil.com/pix/2003/06-June/Birthday_Zombie/slides/162-6289_IMG.htm
http://www.mortalcoil.com/pix/2003/06-June/Birthday_Zombie/slides/162-6289_IMG.htmhttp://www.mortalcoil.com/pix/2003/06-June/Birthday_Zombie/slides/162-6289_IMG.JPG
http://http://www.mortalcoil.com/pix/2003/06-June/Birthday_Zombie/slides/162-6289_IMG.htm
Smalltowngrll joins the ranks of the undead!

Smalltowngrll received 9 votes
TheDave gets 2 scars
DomCasual gets 2 scars
Hotrod gets 2 scars
MileHighShack gets 2 scars

Onward to round 10 as the lights flicker back on!

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 12:31 PM
Hmmm...

apparently it didn't go through.

I'll try again.

Fricking zombies cant even vote right the first time.....

The Mole
03-16-2006, 12:34 PM
Quid Pro Quo

Rascal
03-16-2006, 12:36 PM
The Tribe Hath Spake!





Smalltowngrll joins the ranks of the undead!

Smalltowngrll received 12 votes
TheDave gets 2 scars
DomCasual gets 2 scars
Hotrod gets 2 scars
MileHighShack gets 2 scars

Onward to round 10 as the lights flicker back on!

20 votes? I thought if a bomb went off this round it would cause 4 damage not 2?

All well doesn't matter I'm dead and so is smalltown. Hopefully she came prepared :)

Old Dude
03-16-2006, 12:38 PM
20 votes? I thought if a bomb went off this round it would cause 4 damage not 2?

All well doesn't matter I'm dead and so is smalltown. Hopefully she came prepared :)


There is a slight error in the initial report and ODY is at work on the edit. And if a bombe went off already this round, it would do only 2 since last round was the first time one could be planted.

Bronx33
03-16-2006, 12:40 PM
Fricking zombies cant even vote right the first time.....


Rookies!

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 12:40 PM
wow did not see that coming

The Mole
03-16-2006, 12:41 PM
Hi ho, Hi ho
Back to the sausage we go



Quid Pro Quo

Bronx33
03-16-2006, 12:42 PM
wow did not see that coming

Her evil ways could not be tolerated i guess.

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 12:43 PM
Her evil ways could not be tolerated i guess.

Wow I guess Im just surprised it does not seem to have gone down like ludo told me it would.

OldDudetheYounger
03-16-2006, 12:47 PM
The vote tallies have been corrected. She only took 9 votes.

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 12:48 PM
The vote tallies have been corrected. She only took 9 votes.

Wow that looks like a pretty clean sweep she must have made someone mad ???

ludo21
03-16-2006, 12:50 PM
Wow I guess Im just surprised it does not seem to have gone down like ludo told me it would.


sorry, i lied ;D

at least now i can see who voted me out. Ha!

Mile High Shack
03-16-2006, 12:51 PM
Wow that looks like a pretty clean sweep she must have made someone mad ???

yeah...I wonder how that went down???

Old Dude
03-16-2006, 12:52 PM
Scar & Status Update


1. BMF Bronco..............Killed in Round 4.
2. BIM.........................Killed in Round 7.
3. Majikman7................Killed in Round 1.
4. heydensmom.............Killed in Round 2.
5. bfoflcommish.............Killed in Round 5.
6. *24champbailey........Killed in Round 7.
7. hotrod.....................alive xxxxxxxxx (9 scars)
8. **missingnumber7.....Disqualified in Round 7.
9. ludo21.....................alive and untouched
10. DBroncos4life..........Killed in Round 3.
11. minibronco.............alive xxxxxxxx (8 scars)
12. Ratboy..................alive and untouched
13. Bronx33.................Killed in Round 6.
14. *Dagmar................alive and untouched
15. DomCasual.............alive xxxx (4 scars)
16. Great13.................alive x (1 scar)
17. TheDave................alive xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (15 scars)
18. rascal....................killed in Round 8
19. Mile High Shack...... alive xx (2 scars)
20. Arkansas Bronco......alive xxxxxxxxxx (10 scars)
21. Mediator12.............alive xxxxxxxxxxxx (12 scars)
22. Smalltowngirl..........killed in Round 9 and seeking vengeance

Bronx33
03-16-2006, 12:53 PM
Scar & Status Update


1. BMF Bronco..............Killed in Round 4.
2. BIM.........................Killed in Round 7.
3. Majikman7................Killed in Round 1.
4. heydensmom.............Killed in Round 2.
5. bfoflcommish.............Killed in Round 5.
6. *24champbailey........Killed in Round 7.
7. hotrod.....................alive xxxxxxxxx (9 scars)
8. **missingnumber7.....Disqualified in Round 7.
9. ludo21.....................alive and untouched
10. DBroncos4life..........Killed in Round 3.
11. minibronco.............alive xxxxxxxx (8 scars)
12. Ratboy..................alive and untouched
13. Bronx33.................Killed in Round 6.
14. *Dagmar................alive and untouched
15. DomCasual.............alive xxxx (4 scars)
16. Great13.................alive x (1 scar)
17. TheDave................alive xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (15 scars)
18. rascal....................killed in Round 8
19. Mile High Shack...... alive xx (2 scars)
20. Arkansas Bronco......alive xxxxxxxxxx (10 scars)
21. Mediator12.............alive xxxxxxxxxxxx (12 scars)
22. Smalltowngirl..........killed in Round 9 and seeking vengeance


Dave is one big scar..

Mile High Shack
03-16-2006, 12:54 PM
The Tribe Hath Spake
http://www.mortalcoil.com/pix/2003/06-June/Birthday_Zombie/slides/162-6289_IMG.htm
http://www.mortalcoil.com/pix/2003/06-June/Birthday_Zombie/slides/162-6289_IMG.htmhttp://www.mortalcoil.com/pix/2003/06-June/Birthday_Zombie/slides/162-6289_IMG.JPG
http://http://www.mortalcoil.com/pix/2003/06-June/Birthday_Zombie/slides/162-6289_IMG.htm
Smalltowngrll joins the ranks of the undead!

Smalltowngrll received 9 votes
TheDave gets 2 scars
DomCasual gets 2 scars
Hotrod gets 2 scars
MileHighShack gets 2 scars

Onward to round 10 as the lights flicker back on!

hey, smalltown girl

bring it on!!!

Bronx33
03-16-2006, 12:56 PM
ROUND TEN.

The lights come back on, and normal reporting will resume. Only one person will be eliminated this round, but there will be two killer zombies at large (victims from round nine) each with three votes.

Time-bomb construction and suicide-zombie-rigging may continue from here to the end.

Deadline, Noon Friday, March 17, 2006.



Who is the 2nd zombie?

OldDudetheYounger
03-16-2006, 12:58 PM
No one- the round was changed to single elimination after Missingnumber7 was disqualified per an earlier post.

Bronx33
03-16-2006, 12:59 PM
No one- the round was changed to single elimination after Missingnumber7 was disqualified per an earlier post.


Ahhhh i must have missed the update, iam a zombie so hit me i can't feel it anyways.

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 12:59 PM
Thank goodness I let smalltown have her way with me so she wont be looking to give me the zombie trifecta like she will ludo. Good luck man.

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 01:04 PM
Hey dont we now get to see where everyone is currently at???

Mile High Shack
03-16-2006, 01:04 PM
Hey dont we now get to see where everyone is currently at???

next round

BIM
03-16-2006, 01:05 PM
That zombie's hand is on her tit!!

Bronx33
03-16-2006, 01:07 PM
That zombie's hand is on her tit!!


Zombie time!

Rascal
03-16-2006, 01:08 PM
That zombie's hand is on her tit!!

dude shut up.

Mediator12
03-16-2006, 01:09 PM
Wow that looks like a pretty clean sweep she must have made someone mad ???

That was my fault. I told Ludo that I had lost her last round and offered to commit Seppuku.

He said, "You get any yet."

I said, "No."

He said, "Enough already, then. Just have her tortured slowly and thrown to the zombies. No more chasing tail. It got rascal killed last round and we have work to do. Make sure you get that bomb out of Hotrod's A**.

I said, "Dave has already volunteered to do just that. Only problem is he forgot where he threw the damn thing."

He said, "F****** Amateurs. I have to punish them for this. Do not fail me Again!

So, one more screwup and I am Zombie meat. Sorry you and dave got the hits. But Ludo was pretty pissed ;D

ludo21
03-16-2006, 01:09 PM
Thank goodness I let smalltown have her way with me so she wont be looking to give me the zombie trifecta like she will ludo. Good luck man.


im screwed.............

BIM
03-16-2006, 01:10 PM
dude shut up.
dude, no

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 01:11 PM
That was my fault. I told Ludo that I had lost her last round and offered to commit Seppuku.

He said, "You get any yet."

I said, "No."

He said, "Enough already, then. Just have her tortured slowly and thrown to the zombies. No more chasing tail. It got rascal killed last round and we have work to do. Make sure you get that bomb out of Hotrod's A**.

I said, "Dave has already volunteered to do just that. Only problem is he forgot where he threw the damn thing."

He said, "******* Amateurs. I have to punish them for this. Do not fail me Again!

So, one more screwup and I am Zombie meat. Sorry you and dave got the hits. But Ludo was pretty pissed ;D

If ludo aint happy nobodys happy we pawns know that for a fact...

Mediator12
03-16-2006, 01:13 PM
im screwed.............

Just give the order and I will find dave for you, my master LOL

ludo21
03-16-2006, 01:14 PM
If ludo aint happy nobodys happy we pawns know that for a fact...


bow to your MASTER!!!:notworthy

NOW!

Old Dude
03-16-2006, 01:15 PM
Okay, voting is now open for ROUND TEN.

Smalltowngrll has three bloody vengeance votes. Can she make them stick?

The sausage mall is cookin'

The blackout is over and all votes and locations will be revealed at the end of the round.

Bronx33
03-16-2006, 01:16 PM
im screwed.............


Yep no more females around.

ludo21
03-16-2006, 01:21 PM
Yep no more females around.


Sausage Island is back in session... :spit:

Old Dude
03-16-2006, 01:22 PM
http://www.americanmcgee.com/eurotrip/eurotrip1/eurotrip1-Images/44.jpg


http://img.timeinc.net/realsimple/i/p/April05/0405_salt_shaker_180X240.jpg


?

Old Dude
03-16-2006, 01:25 PM
http://as.wn.com/i/ec/0239d40a7a4a30.jpg

smalltowngrll
03-16-2006, 01:25 PM
Ohhhhhh, Rascal!!! Where arrreeee youuuuuu? ??? :kiss:

TheDave
03-16-2006, 01:28 PM
Ohhhhhh, Rascal!!! Where arrreeee youuuuuu? ??? :kiss:


Blah, Blah, Blah... NEXT! ;)

Bronx33
03-16-2006, 01:29 PM
Ohhhhhh, Rascal!!! Where arrreeee youuuuuu? ??? :kiss:

http://koti.mbnet.fi/badbee/wavs/unaccept.wav

Rascal
03-16-2006, 01:43 PM
Ohhhhhh, Rascal!!! Where arrreeee youuuuuu? ??? :kiss:

I hope you came prepared. ;D

Mile High Shack
03-16-2006, 01:54 PM
I hope you came prepared. ;D

you 2 undead bastards keep it quiet!!!

Mediator12
03-16-2006, 02:02 PM
I hope you came prepared. ;D

Dude I hope she was worth it. Ludo is still pissed you let her kill you a couple of rounds ago. Me, I am still pissed she chose you over ME ROFL!

Better use those votes wisely smalltown. Otherwise, it's a cakewalk for Ludo :thumbsup:

Rascal
03-16-2006, 02:04 PM
Dude I hope she was worth it. Ludo is still pissed you let her kill you a couple of rounds ago. Me, I am still pissed she chose you over ME ROFL!

Better use those votes wisely smalltown. Otherwise, it's a cakewalk for Ludo :thumbsup:

Well I wanted a fresh victim and I didn't want it to come with any sausage. Ha!

ludo21
03-16-2006, 02:05 PM
Dude I hope she was worth it. Ludo is still pissed you let her kill you a couple of rounds ago. Me, I am still pissed she chose you over ME ROFL!

Better use those votes wisely smalltown. Otherwise, it's a cakewalk for Ludo :thumbsup:


Its almost too easy.....;D

Mile High Shack
03-16-2006, 02:07 PM
Its almost too easy.....;D

just tell us who to vote for already

Mediator12
03-16-2006, 02:09 PM
Well I wanted a fresh victim and I didn't want it to come with any sausage. Ha!

Whew! I was hoping my scars and sausage would keep me out of that LOL

Make sure you guys do everything I would not do. Kingmaker and Pimp, Priceless :strong: :pimp:

Old Dude
03-16-2006, 02:11 PM
For the benefit of our audience: the remaining survivors:

hotrod
ludo21
minibronco
Ratboy
*Dagmar
DomCasual
Great13
TheDave
Mile High Shack
Arkansas Bronco
Mediator12

One will die tomorrow, here, on the Sausage Channel.

Mediator12
03-16-2006, 02:13 PM
just tell us who to vote for already

You have not voted already? Oh, S***. That means I have served my purpose. Should have just done the seppuku anyways ;D

ludo21
03-16-2006, 02:40 PM
just tell us who to vote for already


next victim is med.

he has been disobeying his master.

Mediator12
03-16-2006, 02:44 PM
Anyone know where Walmart keeps the Whiskey. I need to get plastered.

Ludo has forsaken me, Rascal's gone, smalltown's hooked up with HIM (Not BIM), Hotrod thinks I let her put a bomb up his A** just so dave could take it out, Shack blames me for Smalltown getting offed before he could finish the deal, Thedave took his meds and really is freakin me out when he is "normal", Ratboy, Dagmar, Domcasual, mini, and Great13 are hiding from me because Ludo has signed my death sentence.

Damn. Just like Middle school all over again, except there were Girls there ;D

smalltowngrll
03-16-2006, 02:44 PM
I hope you came prepared. ;D


I'm ALWAYS prepared! 8')

ludo21
03-16-2006, 02:48 PM
Anyone know where Walmart keeps the Whiskey. I need to get plastered.

Ludo has forsaken me, Rascal's gone, smalltown's hooked up with HIM (Not BIM), Hotrod thinks I let her put a bomb up his A** just so dave could take it out, Shack blames me for Smalltown getting offed before he could finish the deal, Thedave took his meds and really is freakin me out when he is "normal", Ratboy, Dagmar, Domcasual, mini, and Great13 are hiding from me because Ludo has signed my death sentence.

Damn. Just like Middle school all over again, except there were Girls there ;D


well, if you werent so greedy and disobeyed, we would still have 2 of em left! Ha!

Mediator12
03-16-2006, 02:48 PM
I'm ALWAYS prepared to be a cork tease! 8')

Edited for truth Hilarious!

Mediator12
03-16-2006, 02:55 PM
well, if you werent so greedy and disobeyed, we would still have 2 of em left! Ha!

Disobeyed ??? :bs:

Failing to keep the target acquired when she hurls knives at me. Check.

Trusting the dave to remove a bomb AND remember where he put it. Check.

Pleading with rascal to not let smalltown get to him. Check.

I am merely having a bad day ;D

ludo21
03-16-2006, 02:57 PM
Disobeyed ??? :bs:

Failing to keep the target acquired when she hurls knives at me. Check.

Trusting the dave to remove a bomb AND remember where he put it. Check.

Pleading with rascal to not let smalltown get to him. Check.

I am merely having a bad day ;D

too many in a row....

smalltowngrll
03-16-2006, 02:57 PM
Edited for truth Hilarious!

Yikes! zowie! :nono:

Me?? Never!!

DBroncos4life
03-16-2006, 03:06 PM
I take it the cleansing is complete now so the game is over right? All hail blitzkrieg!!! ;)

Mediator12
03-16-2006, 03:22 PM
I take it the cleansing is complete now so the game is over right? All hail blitzkrieg!!! ;)


I feel fear, hatred, resentment. Your conversion to the sausage side is almost complete :welcome:

Mile High Shack
03-16-2006, 03:32 PM
I take it the cleansing is complete now so the game is over right? All hail blitzkrieg!!! ;)

LOL
nope

the rat is still alive in our midst

we just like stringin' him along to make you all think we don't know who he is

DBroncos4life
03-16-2006, 03:32 PM
I feel fear, hatred, resentment. Your conversion to the sausage side is almost complete :welcome:
I'll never join the sausage side. Never!

Old Dude
03-16-2006, 03:33 PM
I feel fear, hatred, resentment. Your conversion to the sausage side is almost complete :welcome:

I have forwarded your request to the appropriate party.

I think.

I'm honestly not sure who's been the one doing that thing you mentioned.

Old Dude
03-16-2006, 04:06 PM
24,276 with Friday still on tap. with luck we can make a stab at the word association thread.

Old Dude
03-16-2006, 04:10 PM
But I don't know how much more sausage I can sell around here. You guys have killed all the sex appeal, and now we have to rough it in the ratings.

OldDudetheYounger
03-16-2006, 04:14 PM
Herd them over to health & beauty. Let's put some lipstick on this pig!

Mediator12
03-16-2006, 04:14 PM
I have forwarded your request to the appropriate party.

I think.

I'm honestly not sure who's been the one doing that thing you mentioned.

Rascal should like it just fine now that he has a partner!

Old Dude
03-16-2006, 04:40 PM
Herd them over to health & beauty. Let's put some lipstick on this pig!

Do you realize that they've not only killed off all the wimmin, but also everyone who even has a female pinup in their avatar.

I mean, seriously, how am I supposed to sell this stuff:

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=1544&dateline=1142048541

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=410&dateline=1128373060

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=2341&dateline=1130361819

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=1582&dateline=1141667111

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=2019&dateline=1115931440

Mile High Shack
03-16-2006, 04:44 PM
babies are cute?

Old Dude
03-16-2006, 04:45 PM
babies are cute?

Cute, yes. And that's one of the cutest I've ever seen.


But we need some sex appeal.

This is starting to look like a D&D convention.

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 04:47 PM
Herd them over to health & beauty. Let's put some lipstick on this pig!

LOL amazingly I just saw med run over to the health & beauty section just after you said that. I guess hes a team player Ha!

Mile High Shack
03-16-2006, 04:49 PM
Cute, yes. And that's one of the cutest I've ever seen.


But we need some sex appeal.

This is starting to look like a D&D convention.

LOL

Bronx33
03-16-2006, 04:51 PM
Ok

OldDudetheYounger
03-16-2006, 04:53 PM
Much gooder!

^5

Old Dude
03-16-2006, 04:56 PM
Ok

There we go.

Thank you very much.

The Mole
03-16-2006, 05:00 PM
Quid Pro Quo

OldDudetheYounger
03-16-2006, 05:00 PM
Thank God!

For a while I thought the remaining contestants would all look like:

http://members.shaw.ca/sdpady/village.jpg

Old Dude
03-16-2006, 05:02 PM
I wondered why they were spending so much time over in Fabrics...

Old Dude
03-16-2006, 05:29 PM
What a day.

DBroncos4life
03-16-2006, 05:32 PM
What a day.
It was a pretty weak outing.

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 05:32 PM
What a day.

LOL you have no idea..............

Just wait till tomarrows fireworks :yep:

DBroncos4life
03-16-2006, 05:34 PM
She just took it like a Houston 500. No drama at all.

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 05:34 PM
It was a pretty weak outing.

Blah you did not even know what was going on even when you were in the game ;D

DBroncos4life
03-16-2006, 05:36 PM
Blah you did not even know what was going on even when you were in the game ;D
So I was loud. :strong:

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 05:36 PM
She just took it like a Houston 500. No drama at all.

Blah blah blah are you still trying to play they "we coulda won if we wanted to" card.....

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 05:37 PM
So I was loud. :strong:

And soft ;D

I think some of you should have stuck with a more simple game like say go-fish Ha!

DBroncos4life
03-16-2006, 05:51 PM
And soft ;D

I think some of you should have stuck with a more simple game like say go-fish Ha!
i'll have to try harder next time. ROFL!

DBroncos4life
03-16-2006, 05:57 PM
you wouldn't kill a naked zombie with glasses would you :giggle:

DomCasual
03-16-2006, 06:18 PM
And soft ;D

I think some of you should have stuck with a more simple game like say go-fish Ha!
Dude, it took you eight minutes to edit in that second line.

You're quick with the wit, you happy bastard!

DBroncos4life
03-16-2006, 07:02 PM
Dude, it took you eight minutes to edit in that second line.

You're quick with the wit, you happy bastard!
chicks call him speedy. :thumbs:

Old Dude
03-16-2006, 07:04 PM
So who's going to get it next?

DBroncos4life
03-16-2006, 07:09 PM
So who's going to get it next?
didn't you hear the cleansing is over the game is a tie.

DomCasual
03-16-2006, 07:10 PM
chicks call him speedy. :thumbs:
For multiple reasons. ;)

DBroncos4life
03-16-2006, 07:14 PM
For multiple reasons. ;)
Well from what I heard hotrods 0-60 time is under 2 seconds LOL

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 07:37 PM
LOL bastages

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 07:38 PM
Well from what I heard hotrods 0-60 time is under 2 seconds LOL

Smalltown you promised that was our secret :giggle:

DBroncos4life
03-16-2006, 07:42 PM
Smalltown you promised that was our secret :giggle:
She just said I lasted twice as long as you man, so she really didn't tell me.

smalltowngrll
03-16-2006, 07:43 PM
Do you realize that they've not only killed off all the wimmin, but also everyone who even has a female pinup in their avatar.

I mean, seriously, how am I supposed to sell this stuff:

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=1544&dateline=1142048541

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=410&dateline=1128373060

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=2341&dateline=1130361819

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=1582&dateline=1141667111

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=2019&dateline=1115931440


LOL


I just didn't have a chance! That just proves they all prefer sausage!!

Oh well....I'm loving my zombie life....

And Someone.....SOMEONE...WILL feel my vengance tomorrow!!!

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 07:45 PM
LOL


I just didn't have a chance! That just proves they all prefer sausage!!

Oh well....I'm loving my zombie life....

And Someone.....SOMEONE...WILL feel my vengance tomorrow!!!

Hey we all know about your bomb in electronics no need to lose sleep over it ;D

smalltowngrll
03-16-2006, 07:46 PM
She just took it like a Houston 500. No drama at all.

Well, had I had more internet access, I might have made more drama out of it~!!

But, you all unanimously showed me just how you feel!

There's just no love! None!!

and dave....I'm never giving you my panties again!!! :spit:

smalltowngrll
03-16-2006, 07:48 PM
Smalltown you promised that was our secret :giggle:


Hey...someone must've filmed it, cuz I didn't say a word! ^5

DBroncos4life
03-16-2006, 07:48 PM
Hey we all know about your bomb in electronics no need to lose sleep over it ;D
what about the used tapon she left in the food court??? Yeah she will never tell you where she left that thing at. Enjoy your tacos!!!!!

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 07:53 PM
Hey...someone must've filmed it, cuz I didn't say a word! ^5

Talk about bringing new meaning to a "short film" ;D

Hey it was a simple miss fire it happens right guys........tell her it happens....right guys..........guys.........hey

Arkansas Bronco
03-16-2006, 07:55 PM
Talk about bringing new meaning to a "short film" ;D

Hey it was a simple miss fire it happens right guys........tell her it happens....right guys..........guys.........hey
Dont know i was playing with bombs.

DBroncos4life
03-16-2006, 07:55 PM
Talk about bringing new meaning to a "short film" ;D

Hey it was a simple miss fire it happens right guys........tell her it happens....right guys..........guys.........hey
Well it went like this, she said ok the camera is on Im ready and you said good Im finished.

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 08:00 PM
Well it went like this, she said ok the camera is on Im ready and you said good Im finished.

LOL so your the peeping tom of the group. If you got any footage of Dave and ludo please feel free to NOT share......

DBroncos4life
03-16-2006, 08:02 PM
LOL so your the peeping tom of the group. If you got any footage of Dave and ludo please feel free to NOT share......
dude I was the creepy innkeeper. Thats just what I do. As for thedave I told you he pm'd me that stuff telling me to vote his way and he will stop it. The bastard lied.

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 08:08 PM
I forgot all about the "parts"

I was the babysitters boyfriend and never figured out if I was nailing my babysitter (my pref) or I if I was some loser who was dating a person who happened to be a baby sitter???

I hope smalltown was my baby sitter ;D

Old Dude
03-16-2006, 08:44 PM
Whoever she was, your babysitter is probably brain puree on some Zombie's dinner plate right now.

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 08:51 PM
Whoever she was, your babysitter is probably brain puree on some Zombie's dinner plate right now.

Well that fits since smalltown got taken down.....

Stay tuned folks things are heating up in the trenches....tomarrow promises to be............well lets just say interesting :thumbs:

DBroncos4life
03-16-2006, 08:52 PM
I forgot all about the "parts"

I was the babysitters boyfriend and never figured out if I was nailing my babysitter (my pref) or I if I was some loser who was dating a person who happened to be a baby sitter???

I hope smalltown was my baby sitter ;D
whoever it was Im sure you gave them the best 2 seconds of their life.

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 09:00 PM
whoever it was Im sure you gave them the best 2 seconds of their life.

She almost had time to say my name "HOt....get off me loser and your paying my dry cleaning bill shorty"

LOL I still had fun but Im starting to think shes not interested after I've called 50 times..........oh and the restraining order Hilarious!

DBroncos4life
03-16-2006, 09:03 PM
She almost had time to say my name "HOt....get off me loser and your paying my dry cleaning bill shorty"

LOL I still had fun but Im starting to think shes not interested after I've called 50 times..........oh and the restraining order Hilarious!
Here is a joke, I sure hope it gets me banned.

Why do women fake orgasms?

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 09:08 PM
Here is a joke, I sure hope it gets me banned.

Why do women fake orgasms?

To insure their cash cow keeps coming home???

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 09:09 PM
Heres an oldie but goodie

Why do brides always have a huge smile on their face?

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 09:12 PM
Ok #2 ;D

Whats more frustrating then this game???

DBroncos4life
03-16-2006, 09:16 PM
Ok #2 ;D

Whats more frustrating then this game???
I don't know.

Old Dude
03-16-2006, 09:19 PM
Time for a little pep talk.

I know what some of you are thinking. You're thinking ... this is a tough game. The odds are against me. If I can't win, I'll just try my best and be happy with the results. After all, I've made it into the top half ...

And who knows? With a lttle luck, maybe I can last another couple rounds and make it into the final five or six. Maybe even the final three or four.

Second place would be quite an accomplishment out of a field of 22.

Well, just consider this:




"Winning is not a sometime thing; it's an all the time thing. You don't win once in a while; you don't do things right once in a while; you do them right all the time. Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.

"There is no room for second place. There is only one place in my game, and that's first place. I have finished second twice in my time at Green Bay, and I don't ever want to finish second again. There is a second place bowl game, but it is a game for losers played by losers. It is and always has been an American zeal to be first in anything we do, and to win, and to win, and to win.

"Every time a football player goes to ply his trade he's got to play from the ground up — from the soles of his feet right up to his head. Every inch of him has to play. Some guys play with their heads. That's O.K. You've got to be smart to be number one in any business. But more importantly, you've got to play with your heart, with every fiber of your body. If you're lucky enough to find a guy with a lot of head and a lot of heart, he's never going to come off the field second.

"Running a football team is no different than running any other kind of organization — an army, a political party or a business. The principles are the same. The object is to win — to beat the other guy. Maybe that sounds hard or cruel. I don't think it is.

"It is a reality of life that men are competitive and the most competitive games draw the most competitive men. That's why they are there — to compete. To know the rules and objectives when they get in the game. The object is to win fairly, squarely, by the rules — but to win.

"And in truth, I've never known a man worth his salt who in the long run, deep down in his heart, didn't appreciate the grind, the discipline. There is something in good men that really yearns for discipline and the harsh reality of head to head combat.

"I don't say these things because I believe in the "brute" nature of man or that men must be brutalized to be combative. I believe in God, and I believe in human decency. But I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle — victorious."

- - Vince Lombardi


So remember this ...






There can be only one.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/13/Bruce_Campbell_Army_of_Darkness.jpg


Hail to the King, Baby.

DBroncos4life
03-16-2006, 09:22 PM
hey old dude its joke hour, post that stuff on your own time ;D

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 09:23 PM
OD is full of **** I finished 2nd last time and was tickled to death. ;D

24champ
03-16-2006, 09:23 PM
Do you realize that they've not only killed off all the wimmin, but also everyone who even has a female pinup in their avatar.

I mean, seriously, how am I supposed to sell this stuff:

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=1544&dateline=1142048541

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=410&dateline=1128373060

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=2341&dateline=1130361819

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=1582&dateline=1141667111

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=2019&dateline=1115931440
:spit: so thats why I was voted off....(note to self have a guy in your avatar for next game of survivor.)

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 09:25 PM
I don't know.

Being a one legged ethiopian watching a doughnut roll down a hill Ha!

Ok I stole that from "larry the cable guy" ;D

DBroncos4life
03-16-2006, 09:27 PM
Being a one legged ethiopian watching a doughnut roll down a hill Ha!

Ok I stole that from "larry the cable guy" ;D
He is a HUSKER!!!!!!8')

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 09:27 PM
Im just hoping at the end of this game we get to hear

"This ones for Ludo"

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 09:28 PM
He is a HUSKER!!!!!!8')

I knew I did not like him.....

DBroncos4life
03-16-2006, 09:35 PM
I knew I did not like him.....
whatever you have all his stuff and you know it.:rofl:

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 09:38 PM
whatever you have all his stuff and you know it.:rofl:

Ya well do you know how to get a kornhusker cheerleader into an elevator???


















.......a doughnut and a pound of grease :giggle:

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 09:41 PM
Actual true story the kornholers errr kornhuskers football team got straight A's ya no **** now they are working on the letter b ;D

DBroncos4life
03-16-2006, 09:44 PM
hey mod, BAN HIM

Hotrod
03-16-2006, 09:47 PM
hey mod, BAN HIM

LOL Im guessing we went to different places of higher education ;D

NFLBRONCO
03-16-2006, 10:00 PM
I have an HD TV and a directv receiver. I want to hook my Xbox 360 to HD and not standard mode. It seems unlike you must unhook xbox 360 everytime you want to watch tv. Kind of a bummer if you ask me. I wish they had an adapter so we can avoid this issue.

ludo21
03-16-2006, 10:51 PM
Im just hoping at the end of this game we get to hear

"This ones for Ludo"


Bow down to master.....8') and you will hear that:)

smalltowngrll
03-16-2006, 11:17 PM
OMG...I can't believe the title of this thread!! LOL

Pez...you are cruel...:rofl: