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BIM
03-10-2006, 03:08 PM
you and your brother are very creative....... 4321~
You'll be thinking creative when you find your ankles behind your ears.

Ratboy
03-10-2006, 03:09 PM
So when/if i play dead, i cant vote?

BMF Bronco
03-10-2006, 03:09 PM
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

smalltowngrll
03-10-2006, 03:17 PM
So when/if i play dead, i cant vote?

nope...I found that interesting...

Old Dude
03-10-2006, 03:20 PM
sad Announcement

ODY has advised me that we can't get any grenades for this game. The distributor is out of them and won't have any more until August.

So I guess you'll all just have to make do with suicide zombie bombs and homemade time bombs, according to the rules that were already posted.

IOW, the cavalry isn't coming, for those of you who were hoping for something like that.

Sorry.

Mile High Shack
03-10-2006, 03:23 PM
You'll be thinking creative when you find your ankles behind your ears.

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnn

I think I'd rip out both my hammy's if I tried something like that

Ratboy
03-10-2006, 03:26 PM
Good, the bombs were a horrible idea.

bfoflcommish
03-10-2006, 03:33 PM
Good, the bombs were a horrible idea.


bombs are still available it looks like.

Old Dude
03-10-2006, 03:35 PM
bombs are still available it looks like.

Yes, they are. But not for a couple of rounds.

BMF Bronco
03-10-2006, 03:35 PM
when can I start blowing stuff up?

Old Dude
03-10-2006, 03:37 PM
when can I start blowing stuff up?

The line for volunteer zombie suicide bombers starts over at the 7-11 across the street.

BMF Bronco
03-10-2006, 03:40 PM
I will be there whee-zing the ju-hoose

OldDudetheYounger
03-10-2006, 03:43 PM
So when/if i play dead, i cant vote?

That is correct. You can play dead, or shove someone towards the zombie horde (i.e. vote), but you can't do both on the same round.

BIM
03-10-2006, 03:43 PM
Hey Old Dude. So when do I hafta tell you where I'm gonna be hiding? Or am I hiding? Or.......WTF!!!!

OldDudetheYounger
03-10-2006, 03:45 PM
Sorry about the grenades...we had a few left over from SurvivorII Sausage Mountain, but I used them up fishing this last summer.

TheDave
03-10-2006, 03:50 PM
How does this affect (or is it effect) this round?

OldDudetheYounger
03-10-2006, 03:52 PM
Round Six Options

Everyone starts in the food court.

1. You can play dead. If you do, you remain in the Food Court.

2. You can cast a vote to knock off another player. If you do this, you have the option of moving to any of the seven other locations in the store.

3. You can cast a vote for another player and stay in the Food Court. If you do not list your "new" location in your voting PM to me, I will automatically assume you are staying put.

4. You can abstain or fail to vote. If you do this you will remain where you are and suffer an asterisk.

5. You can choose to move somewhere, but fail to tell me who you are voting for (or vote for an illegal target or tell me that you are moving but not voting). You will wind up in your new location, but you will get an asterisk.

Picking up items from the shelves is cool and all that, but it won't do you any good. So don't bother.
See above- moving has no effect this round other than to get ready for future rounds when time bombs and zombie bombs come into play.

BIM
03-10-2006, 03:52 PM
Smalltowngirl, will you give me a quick tuitorial?

BMF Bronco
03-10-2006, 03:58 PM
You Just Want Her To Give You A Quickie, Period!

heydensmom
03-10-2006, 04:00 PM
You'll be thinking creative when you find your ankles behind your ears.
My poor virgin eyes!

BIM
03-10-2006, 04:01 PM
You Just Want Her To Give You A Quickie, Period!
NO!! I'm not like that!! I respect the five minute snuggle time.......Unless there's a Bronco Game on.

Old Dude
03-10-2006, 04:03 PM
Hey Old Dude. So when do I hafta tell you where I'm gonna be hiding? Or am I hiding? Or.......WTF!!!!

1. As far as playing dead goes, that's not really hiding. It's just sprawling on the floor, pretending you are dead. It's good for fooling killer zombies but it doesn't do any good against the votes of living players, who are smart enough to spot a fake.

2. In a round in which you decide to play dead, you don't get to move anywhere. You have to stay put.

3. If instead of playing dead you want to vote against one of the other players to knock them off, then, together with your vote, you should PM me with the area where you want to finish the round. Your choice in this regard will be published. If you end your round in an area where a bomb goes off, that will be bad for you. But there won't be any bombs going off next round.

4. Moving to a different area in Round Six is mostly just to give you all an idea of how it works. For that round, at least, it won't really have any consequence for anything.

BMF Bronco
03-10-2006, 04:03 PM
My poor virgin eyes!
where?! certainly not yours after last night!!!!!!!!! :thumbs: :spit: :yayaya:

smalltowngrll
03-10-2006, 04:03 PM
Smalltowngirl, will you give me a quick tuitorial?

We vote next round as normal...with that vote, we decide which part of the store we want to be located. nothing yet about bombs...

Dang, I hope I make it long enough to make some bombs...could be fun to blow stuff up....;D

heydensmom
03-10-2006, 04:04 PM
NO!! I'm not like that!! I respect the five minute snuggle time.......Unless there's a Bronco Game on.
LOL I thought the whole act was timed to a mere 2 minutes flat!

smalltowngrll
03-10-2006, 04:04 PM
NO!! I'm not like that!! I respect the five minute snuggle time.......Unless there's a Bronco Game on.


At which time I would not be having a quickie...there are the priorities...and Broncos are a top one!!:thumbs:

BIM
03-10-2006, 04:05 PM
Thank you both. I think I understand.???

BMF Bronco
03-10-2006, 04:06 PM
LOL I thought the whole act was timed to a mere 2 minutes flat!
nope, that's jsut me!

Old Dude
03-10-2006, 04:06 PM
We vote next round as normal...with that vote, we decide which part of the store we want to be located. nothing yet about bombs...

Dang, I hope I make it long enough to make some bombs...could be fun to blow stuff up....;D

Bingo, with one exception. Anyone can choose to play dead next round instead of trying to kill someone else. Regardless of which you choose, you have to PM me with te choice. Otherwise, you get an asterisk.

OldDudetheYounger
03-10-2006, 04:07 PM
Just a note for those of you who might be too seeped in booze and herb to notice...

The first round you are able to build bombs also happens to be the first blackout round. That means no one can see where you plant them except OD and myself (having swiped all the night vision goggles) on rounds 8 and 9.

Enjoy!

heydensmom
03-10-2006, 04:07 PM
where?! certainly not yours after last night!!!!!!!!! :thumbs: :spit: :yayaya:
shhh you're not supposed to expose all my freaky ways!

BMF Bronco
03-10-2006, 04:08 PM
shhh you're not supposed to expose all my freaky ways!
oh ****, sorry about that...

Keep moving people, nothing to see here...


better?

heydensmom
03-10-2006, 04:08 PM
nope, that's jsut me!
Hilarious!

TheDave
03-10-2006, 04:10 PM
I'm soooooooooo confused.

better go ask rascal what i should do


Excuse me Mr. Rascal....

BIM
03-10-2006, 04:10 PM
LOL I thought the whole act was timed to a mere 2 minutes flat!
You deprived child!!

BMF Bronco
03-10-2006, 04:11 PM
I'm soooooooooo confused.

better go ask rascal what i should do


Excuse me Mr. Rascal....

don't you call him daddy?

BIM
03-10-2006, 04:12 PM
At which time I would not be having a quickie...there are the priorities...and Broncos are a top one!!:thumbs:
Unless.....then...no.....

I hafta be good. :-)

smalltowngrll
03-10-2006, 04:14 PM
don't you call him daddy?


No, he calls him, "Honey" Hilarious! ^5

TheDave
03-10-2006, 04:14 PM
don't you call him daddy?

depends on what mood he is in ;D ...hey aren't you dead?

Bronx33
03-10-2006, 04:14 PM
Man we need to start up a side game of Elimidate, first bim goes out with smalltown then bmf then she has to kick one to the curb.

Old Dude
03-10-2006, 04:16 PM
Just a note for those of you who might be too seeped in booze and herb to notice...

The first round you are able to build bombs also happens to be the first blackout round. That means no one can see where you plant them except OD and myself (having swiped all the night vision goggles) on rounds 8 and 9.

Enjoy!

Well, technically, no one will ever be able to see where you are planting your bombs. Even in broad daylight, we're assuming that you folks are wandering all over the place and taking coffee breaks and stuff like that. So where you plant bombs is always a secret from all the other players. (But you do, of course, have to tell me where you put them) And if one of them blows up, no one will be able to trace it to you ... unless you make a video tape to send to Al Jezeera or something...

If you decide to build a time bomb in a daylight round, everyone will know that you did it; they just won't know what area you planted it in.

In the report immediately following the blackout rounds, no one will know whether you were making a bomb, voting against another player, or playing dead - - with one exception - - if you were playing dead and actually get targeted by the killer zombie, the zombie will be able to deduce that you were hunkered down, due to the fact that its vote against you was ineffective.

TheDave
03-10-2006, 04:17 PM
Man we need to start up a side game of Elimidate, first bim goes out with smalltown then bmf then she has to kick one to the curb.

then we all realize smalltowngrll is actually 4'8" about 250, with a glass eye and answers to the name rollerpig!


Which of course works well for BMF Hilarious!

heydensmom
03-10-2006, 04:17 PM
You deprived child!!
LOL I was talking about you silly boy!

BIM
03-10-2006, 04:18 PM
Man we need to start up a side game of Elimidate, first bim goes out with smalltown then bmf then she has to kick one to the curb.
See ya later little bro!!

BIM
03-10-2006, 04:18 PM
LOL I was talking about you silly boy!
Boy??? Why don't you come over here and blow me up to a man. :-)

BMF Bronco
03-10-2006, 04:19 PM
dont know where that came from, it is obvious that I am having crazy zombie lovin w/ heydens mom!

heydensmom
03-10-2006, 04:20 PM
then we all realize smalltowngrll is actually 4'8" about 250, with a glass eye and answers to the name rollerpig!


Which of course works well for BMF Hilarious!
LOL BIM is the one with the freaky ways.....remember the curling iron incident

TheDave
03-10-2006, 04:20 PM
Boy??? Why don't you come over here and kiss me up to a man. :-)


that's alot of kissing

smalltowngrll
03-10-2006, 04:20 PM
then we all realize smalltowngrll is actually 4'8" about 250, with a glass eye and answers to the name rollerpig!


Which of course works well for BMF Hilarious!

Good think some on here have met me in person...otherwise...I'd be a pirate...according to dave! :strong:

TheDave
03-10-2006, 04:21 PM
LOL BIM is the one with the freaky ways.....remember the curling iron incident


BIM BIF BMF.... to many damn acronyms

heydensmom
03-10-2006, 04:21 PM
dont know where that came from, it is obvious that I am having crazy zombie lovin w/ heydens mom!
LOL I'm sensing there' gonna be some orgy action going when stg and bim are zombiefied :wiggle:

BMF Bronco
03-10-2006, 04:21 PM
then we all realize smalltowngrll is actually 4'8" about 250, with a glass eye and answers to the name rollerpig!


Which of course works well for BMF Hilarious!
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c334/bmfbuffalo/Bronc2.jpg

STG is the one w/ the Elam Jersey on, and if that's what 4'8" and 250 pounds looks like, yeah, I guess it would work well!

TheDave
03-10-2006, 04:23 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c334/bmfbuffalo/Bronc2.jpg

STG is the one w/ the Elam Jersey on, and if that's what 4'8" and 250 pounds looks like, yeah, I guess it would work well!

well the 4'8" and the glass eye is still possible ;)

OldDudetheYounger
03-10-2006, 04:23 PM
Good think some on here have met me in person...otherwise...I'd be a pirate...according to dave! :strong:

Trust me, even being a pirate is a major step up from the ass-pirates of Survivor I and II.

:rofl:

BMF Bronco
03-10-2006, 04:23 PM
LOL I'm sensing there' gonna be some orgy action going when stg and bim are zombiefied :wiggle:
Yeehaw! Now that's what I am talking about. STG, hurry up and get offed, so you can get...

wait, forgot, still a family site.

TheDave
03-10-2006, 04:24 PM
Trust me, even being a pirate is a major step up from the ass-pirates of Survivor I and II.

:rofl:

not that there's anything wrong with that....

BMF Bronco
03-10-2006, 04:25 PM
well the 4'8" and the glass eye is still possible ;)
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c334/bmfbuffalo/OMers.jpg

nope, I am 5'11 and she's next to me (#7 on the right)

heydensmom
03-10-2006, 04:26 PM
Trust me, even being a pirate is a major step up from the ass-pirates of Survivor I and II.

:rofl:
Where? :wiggle: :rofl:

TheDave
03-10-2006, 04:27 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c334/bmfbuffalo/OMers.jpg

nope, I am 5'11 and she's next to me (#7)

looks like were down to the glass eye 8')

smalltowngrll
03-10-2006, 04:28 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c334/bmfbuffalo/Bronc2.jpg

STG is the one w/ the Elam Jersey on, and if that's what 4'8" and 250 pounds looks like, yeah, I guess it would work well!

Couldn't we have found a better picture of me?? :spit:

Bronx33
03-10-2006, 04:29 PM
then we all realize smalltowngrll is actually 4'8" about 250, with a glass eye and answers to the name rollerpig!


Which of course works well for BMF Hilarious!


rollerpig lmao!

BMF Bronco
03-10-2006, 04:29 PM
looks like were down to the glass eye 8')
Hmm, cant help there!

heydensmom
03-10-2006, 04:29 PM
LOL thank god I was camera shy that day

smalltowngrll
03-10-2006, 04:30 PM
looks like were down to the glass eye 8')

Ya caught me....definitely have a glass eye...:thanku:

smalltowngrll
03-10-2006, 04:30 PM
LOL thank god I was camera shy that day

Hmmmmm...I think I can find one on this site of you.........

heydensmom
03-10-2006, 04:31 PM
Na she's a sexy biatch!

BIM
03-10-2006, 04:31 PM
LOL BIM is the one with the freaky ways.....remember the curling iron incident
I tried funnelling hot air in by breathing through my hands. The smell was too horrid so I just use a curling iron, now. Nice smell of bbq, too.

Old Dude
03-10-2006, 04:31 PM
I just wish I knew why Taco took away my avatar.

TheDave
03-10-2006, 04:32 PM
Ya caught me....definitely have a glass eye...:thanku:


nobodys perfect...

heydensmom
03-10-2006, 04:32 PM
Hmmmmm...I think I can find one on this site of you.........
You wouldn't!

heydensmom
03-10-2006, 04:34 PM
I tried funnelling hot air in by breathing through my hands. The smell was too horrid so I just use a curling iron, now. Nice smell of bbq, too.
Hilarious!

heydensmom
03-10-2006, 04:35 PM
We're all so getting banned!

TheDave
03-10-2006, 04:35 PM
Posting a picture of yourself on this thread is suicide... You guys think i'm bad with pm's.


Wait until you see what happens when i fire up photoshop :)

OldDudetheYounger
03-10-2006, 04:36 PM
I tried funnelling hot air in by breathing through my hands. The smell was too horrid so I just use a curling iron, now. Nice smell of bbq, too.

Listerine helps with the smell. Oh! You mean from your date!
Sorry

Pezman
03-10-2006, 04:36 PM
Couldn't we have found a better picture of me?? :spit:

How about this one :wiggle:

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e299/orangemane/MQ0U8274.jpg

Pezman
03-10-2006, 04:37 PM
Beware these two

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e299/orangemane/MQ0U8308.jpg

heydensmom
03-10-2006, 04:38 PM
Posting a picture of yourself on this thread is suicide... You guys think i'm bad with pm's.


Wait until you see what happens when i fire up photoshop :)
Right! That's why i'll hide with the cover of Reese Witherspoon!

Bronx33
03-10-2006, 04:42 PM
Beware these two

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e299/orangemane/MQ0U8308.jpg


Bmf i always thought you looked like a big bam margera.

smalltowngrll
03-10-2006, 04:42 PM
Those were happy days, Pez!!

Grrrrr...Is it football season yet?? :blowhorn:

heydensmom
03-10-2006, 04:45 PM
I know!

Pezman
03-10-2006, 04:50 PM
You wouldn't!

You know, somehow in all the 400+ pictures I took that day heydensmom, I managed to completely miss you guys. I dont think I have any pictures of you damn it...

heydensmom
03-10-2006, 04:51 PM
You know, somehow in all the 400+ pictures I took that day heydensmom, I managed to completely miss you guys. I dont think I have any pictures of you damn it...
Oh yes damn it...i'm so heart broken. I absolutely hate pictures!

BIM
03-10-2006, 04:55 PM
No. But the draft is just around the corner!! Then it's summer time........

Bronx33
03-10-2006, 04:59 PM
You know, somehow in all the 400+ pictures I took that day heydensmom, I managed to completely miss you guys. I dont think I have any pictures of you damn it...


What game was that pez?

smalltowngrll
03-10-2006, 05:02 PM
What game was that pez?


That was the Broncos/Patriots playoff game in January.

heydensmom
03-10-2006, 05:04 PM
That was the Broncos/Patriots playoff game in January.
GOOD TIMES!

heydensmom
03-10-2006, 05:05 PM
That was our first game at mile high.....ever!

Bronx33
03-10-2006, 05:11 PM
That was the Broncos/Patriots playoff game in January.


Huh i was there i must have miss both of you girls but there was alot going on did you see the slideshow i did? well anyways heres pezzy yelling at me about something.

http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/7290/img95346zw.jpg

heydensmom
03-10-2006, 05:16 PM
Huh i was there i must have miss both of you girls but there was alot going on did you see the slideshow i did? well anyways heres pezzy yelling at me about something.

http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/7290/img95346zw.jpg
There's STG behind pez...I was the one wrangling the 8 year old boy with half blue and orange face. Saw the slide show...it was good!

Bronx33
03-10-2006, 05:18 PM
There's STG behind pez...I was the one wrangling the 8 year old boy with half blue and orange face. Saw the slide show...it was good!


I remember now pez said if i didn't get him a beer he would ban me....

Rascal
03-10-2006, 05:22 PM
sad Announcement

ODY has advised me that we can't get any grenades for this game. The distributor is out of them and won't have any more until August.

So I guess you'll all just have to make do with suicide zombie bombs and homemade time bombs, according to the rules that were already posted.

IOW, the cavalry isn't coming, for those of you who were hoping for something like that.

Sorry.

No offense but that's a serious load of ****.

You are going to let the person previously eliminated to have almost 1/3 the vote in later rounds. Dumbest decision ever in Survivor.

minibronco
03-10-2006, 06:19 PM
1. As far as playing dead goes, that's not really hiding. It's just sprawling on the floor, pretending you are dead. It's good for fooling killer zombies but it doesn't do any good against the votes of living players, who are smart enough to spot a fake.

2. In a round in which you decide to play dead, you don't get to move anywhere. You have to stay put.

3. If instead of playing dead you want to vote against one of the other players to knock them off, then, together with your vote, you should PM me with the area where you want to finish the round. Your choice in this regard will be published. If you end your round in an area where a bomb goes off, that will be bad for you. But there won't be any bombs going off next round.

4. Moving to a different area in Round Six is mostly just to give you all an idea of how it works. For that round, at least, it won't really have any consequence for anything.

Some help?????? That is way too realistic.

So, can you answer these questions?

1) Are the next two rounds blackout rounds?
2) When are the votes due?
3) What is playing dead?
4) When we send you a vote, we are sending you a name and a place, is that correct?
5) If you backstab, does the person you backstab ever find out?

Thank you, just clearing things up.

minibronco
03-10-2006, 06:23 PM
Never mind, post 1189 really helps.

Old Dude
03-10-2006, 08:23 PM
No offense but that's a serious load of ****.

You are going to let the person previously eliminated to have almost 1/3 the vote in later rounds. Dumbest decision ever in Survivor.

Look on the bright side. It's just as miserable for everyone else.

Old Dude
03-10-2006, 09:05 PM
Never mind, post 1189 really helps.

Sometime tomorrow, I'm going to try to post a FAQ about the rules governing virtually everthing from here on out. With luck, I can get a sticky on it. That should help folks who are having trouble sorting their way through almost 100 pages of this thread, which will probably get longer before we're done.

In the same FAQ, I'll try to post a quick and general summary of the events so far.

:flower:

minibronco
03-10-2006, 09:55 PM
The NUMBERS (GO FIGURE):

16211: Views

2345: Replies

9000: Minutes Of Official Play

1.8012: Views Per Minute zowie!

4 min: Average Time Between Each Reply

5: Rank in views in off-topics forum

3: Rank in replies in off-topics forum

Congratulations Old Dude for running such a successful game. Here's to more! :woowoo: :gossip: :charge: :bandwagon

The real numbers are:

6 days, 7 hours, 25 minutes and 7 seconds

And can be converted to one of these units:
545,107 seconds
9,085 minutes (rounded down)
151 hours (rounded down)

But it was easier and bolder to round. There you have it,

OM SURVIVOR III Viewership Ratings ^^^

minibronco
03-10-2006, 09:55 PM
Sometime tomorrow, I'm going to try to post a FAQ about the rules governing virtually everthing from here on out. With luck, I can get a sticky on it. That should help folks who are having trouble sorting their way through almost 100 pages of this thread, which will probably get longer before we're done.

In the same FAQ, I'll try to post a quick and general summary of the events so far.

:flower:

Yup, just put the results.

missingnumber7
03-10-2006, 09:55 PM
this is getting insane...and the funny part about the thread is as the previous survivor's went along more outside people and people who were playing the game dominated the thread and the people who had been eliminated pretty much left...in survivor three it is dominated by the undead.

Crushaholic
03-11-2006, 01:30 AM
this is getting insane...and the funny part about the thread is as the previous survivor's went along more outside people and people who were playing the game dominated the thread and the people who had been eliminated pretty much left...in survivor three it is dominated by the undead.

...the undead who are intent on having undead loving...Hilarious!

heydensmom
03-11-2006, 05:19 AM
...the undead who are intent on having undead loving...Hilarious!
LOL don't be hating! Gotta keep the ratings up somehow. Heck nobody's pm'ing me anymore kinda got boring! :wiggle: :rofl:

Old Dude
03-11-2006, 07:00 AM
...and the funny part about the thread is as the previous survivor's went along more outside people and people who were playing the game dominated the thread and the people who had been eliminated pretty much left...in survivor three it is dominated by the undead.

I guess we picked the right motif this time.

Old Dude
03-11-2006, 07:18 AM
I don't yet have any votes in for ROUND SIX.

I am going to introduce a minor rule modification, starting in ROUND SIX and continuing to the end.

It may never come into play, but the voting in this game has resulted in some very close contests.

Up to now, the tiebreakers have been as follows:

1. Previous voting participation. Those who are tagged with an asterisk will lose in the case of a tied vote against anyone without an asterisk.

2. If tiebreaker #1 does not apply, then person who has the fewest total previous votes against them will be killed. This is the opposite of the way we have done this in previous games. Previous adverse votes as "scars."

3. If the "scar" tiebreaker was also tied, the next tiebreaker was by a vote of THE MOLE.

We are now going to bump the "MOLE" tiebreaker from #3 down to #4. The new #3 tiebreaker, which only applies if tiebreakers #1 and #2 don't do the job, is as follows: The player sustaining the most killer-zombie votes in the tied round will die.

This does make killer zombies slightly more potent than before, but since it is the third tiebreaker, it may never come into play. Since most of you are going to be killer zombies at some point, I figure this will meet with general satisfaction.

Old Dude
03-11-2006, 08:18 AM
Scar & Status Update

1. BMF Bronco..............Killed in Round 4
2. BIM.........................alive and untouched
3. Majikman7................Killed in Round 1.
4. heydensmom.............Killed in Round 2
5. bfoflcommish.............Killed in Round 5, Currently Undead, seeking vengeance
6. *24champbailey........alive xx (2 scars)
7. hotrod.....................alive and untouched
8. *missingnumber7.......alive and untouched
9. ludo21.....................alive and untouched
10. DBroncos4life..........Killed in Round 3
11. minibronco.............alive x (1 scar)
12. Ratboy..................alive and untouched
13. Bronx33.................alive and untouched
14. *Dagmar................alive and untouched
15. DomCasual.............alive xx (2 scars)
16. Great13.................alive x (1 scar)
17. TheDave................alive xxxxxxx (7 scars)
18. rascal....................alive xxxxxxxx (8 scars)
19. Mile High Shack...... alive and untouched
20. Arkansas Bronco......alive xxxxxxxxxx (10 scars)
21. Mediator12.............alive xxxxxxxxxxx (11 scars)
22. Smalltowngirl..........alive and untouched

Old Dude
03-11-2006, 08:20 AM
VOTE BREAKDOWN (courtesy of the MOLE)

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=15003&stc=1&d=1142029804

TheDave
03-11-2006, 08:23 AM
This does make killer zombies slightly more potent than before, but since it is the third tiebreaker, it may never come into play. Since most of you are going to be killer zombies at some point, I figure this will meet with general satisfaction.


so this is how it's going to be

heydensmom
03-11-2006, 08:27 AM
whoo hoo! I may get to kill someone again!

smalltowngrll
03-11-2006, 08:27 AM
...and whoever goes out on Monday...will take an awful lot of votes with them for round 7! :yayaya:

Old Dude
03-11-2006, 08:57 AM
ROUND SIX

The “Playing Dead” option will be allowed, and will continue through the rest of the game. Details below.

On this date, we will also start keeping track of player locations within the store. Details below.

Deadline, Noon, Monday, March 13, 2006.

ROUND SEVEN

Double elimination round. Every player will get two votes to cast in whatever combination they want. The killer zombie from Round Six will have six votes. The top two victims will be zombified.

Deadline, Noon, Tuesday, March 14, 2006.

ROUND EIGHT.

This will be a blackout round. Only the results will be reported, not the details of who voted for who, or who was doing what.

Note that because the previous round will have resulted in two victims, there will be two angry killer zombies wandering around in search of justice. Each will have three votes.

This is also the first round in which players may begin dabbling with chemicals to construct time bombs. Details below.

Deadline, Noon Wednesday, March 15, 2006.

ROUND NINE

This is another blackout round.

It will also be a double-elimination round, with all players getting two votes. One killer zombie will be active, with six votes. Two players will be zombified.

This is the first round in which it will be possible to construct a walking suicide zombie bomber.

Deadline, Noon Thursday, March 16, 2006.

ROUND TEN.

The lights come back on, and normal reporting will resume. Only one person will be eliminated this round, but there will be two killer zombies at large (victims from round nine) each with three votes.

Time-bomb construction and suicide-zombie-rigging may continue from here to the end.

Deadline, Noon Friday, March 17, 2006.

ROUND ELEVEN

Another double-elimination round.

Deadline: Noon, Monday, March 20, 2006

ROUND TWELVE

Double elimination round.

Deadline TBA

ROUND THIRTEEN

Double elimination round

Deadline TBA

ROUND FOURTEEN and AFTER

Deadlines: TBA

Note: It is difficult to say how many rounds it will take to finish the game. If no one drops out (or gets booted due to disqualification) we would be down to four living players and two killer zombies by Round Fourteen.

Rules regarding playing dead, time bomb construction, and suicide zombie bomber rigging are as follows:


PLAYING DEAD

Instead of casting a vote to knock off another player, you can drop to the floor and pretend that you are dead. (Peeing yourself is optional) This will grant you temporary immunity (for that round only) against the retributive zombie attacks by the victim of the previous round.

Unfortunately, it does no good at all against votes by your fellow survivors, who can still stab, kick, shoot or punch you to their heart's content. (Or simply pick you up, set you on fire and hurl you off the roof into the zombie shoppers below- - - you get the idea)

IF YOU ARE CHOOSING TO PLAY DEAD, YOU MUST PM ME WITH THAT FACT !!! This is not the same thing as merely abstaining.

A player who chooses to play dead may not move from his/her current area to another area in that same round. See below.


NO PLACE TO HIDE

The store is divided into the following eight general areas.

FOOD COURT (taco bell pays a lot of tribute to Wal-Mart to have a store here)
FABRICS (includes clothing, shoes, etc. also cheap jewelry)
ELECTRONICS (all that good stuff; includes the quick-photo dept.)
HOUSEWARES (includes paint, knives, blenders and all kinds of dangerous stuff)
SPORTING GOODS
TOYS & AUTOMOTIVE
HEALTH & BEAUTY (includes the pharmacy)
CUSTOMER SERVICE (includes the restroom area, complaint desk, and main office)

The Warehouse, Grocery Section, Lawn & Garden Department and all other areas have already been overrun and looted by zombies. They are off limits and no one can move there. Anyone who tries to move to an off-limits area will be deemed to remain where they started the round.


All players will begin ROUND SIX in the Food Court. Any player who wants to move to one of the other seven locations may do so by PM-ing me with the new location along with their vote that turn. Like votes, movement cannot be changed once it is made. Locations will be noted at the end of the round, just like votes. You can move to a different location the following round. Locations will not be broadcast during blackout rounds. There is no limit to the number of players in any given location.

WHY IS LOCATION IMPORTANT?

Because of the bombs.



BUILDING TIME BOMBS

Starting in Round Eight, you have another legal voting option. Instead of (1) voting directly against someone, or (2) playing dead, you can (3) build and set a time bomb.

It’s very simple. Just PM me to tell me in which one of the ten locations you have chosen to plant the bomb, and what future round you have set it to go off.

The longer the fuse burns, the bigger the blast. (This is cartoon physics, of course)

If the bomb goes off one round later, it causes two votes of damage to everyone in the designated area.

Two rounds = 4 votes

Three rounds = 6 votes

Four rounds = 8 votes

Five rounds = 10 votes

And so on. You get the picture.

Don’t set your fuse for too long, or the game might be over before you get your jollies.

You can set as many bombs as you please, and you can even put multiple bombs in a single location, but you can only set one bomb per turn.

You do not have to be in the location where you set the bomb. (It’s assumed that you have plenty of chances to wander around the store between rounds.) If you are in the area where the bomb goes off, when it goes off, you take damage just like everyone else.

If you set a time bomb to go off in the future and are killed before it goes off, the bomb still kepps ticking and will explode on whatever turn it was originally set. In other words, your death will not stop your time bomb from going off as originally planned.

Once you have set the timer, it cannot be changed.

And Yes, in Rounds when the lights are on, it will be reported at the end of the round that you were dabbling with chemicals.


RIGGING SUICIDE ZOMBIE BOMBERS.

This is just like a regular time bomb, except as follows:

First off, zombies don’t usually stand still when bombs get strapped to them, so strapping a time bomb to a zombie will result in one immediate vote of “damage” to yourself.

NOTE: we are not talking about “ex-player zombies” here. You cannot tie bombs to ex-player zombies. These are just your ordinary generic zombies.

Once the bomb is rigged, the zombie will not just stand there. He will generally follow his instincts to seek out the location with the most action. This is defined as whatever location is occupied by persons receiving the most cumulative votes that round.

For example, if Bob and George are in the Food Court, and each gets hit by two adverse votes that round, the Suicide Zombie will wander over there, instead of going after Susan over in Health & Beauty even if Susan got hit with three adverse votes that round

If locations are seeing an equal amount of backstabbing action, the suicide Zombie will head to the one with the most people in it.

If that is also tied, it will seek out the location occupied by the most injured (scarred) player. If that is also tied, it goes onto the next most beat-up guy and so on. If everything is completely tied, it scratches its head and blows up harmlessly.

The one big disadvantage to using a Suicide Zombie Bomber is that if an opponent is "playing dead" he will take only one vote of damage from the Zombie, no matter how long the fuse has been burning. I don't know why it works this way, it just does.

Old Dude
03-11-2006, 09:00 AM
...and whoever goes out on Monday...will take an awful lot of votes with them for round 7! :yayaya:

This is true, the victim of Round Six will have six votes to cast in Round Seven. However, the surviving players can't be ignored, because they will all get two votes each that round.

Old Dude
03-11-2006, 09:50 AM
http://www.ushistory.org/march/images/andre.gif

Major Andre

Old Dude
03-11-2006, 09:53 AM
http://images.virtualology.com/images/1047.gif

Old Dude
03-11-2006, 10:09 AM
http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/players/eddie_kennison.jpg

TheDave
03-11-2006, 10:12 AM
spy
turncoat
quitter...

Mediator12
03-11-2006, 10:13 AM
http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/players/eddie_kennison.jpg

That's right survivor's, I's about ta put somphun on dey ass. Here davy, davy, davy.

TheDave
03-11-2006, 10:15 AM
That's right survivor's, I's about ta put somphun on dey ass. Here davy, davy, davy.

and you can belie' dat!

smalltowngrll
03-11-2006, 10:28 AM
http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/players/eddie_kennison.jpg

Interesting choice of pics there OD...

hmmmm...I do believe that was being used for quite some time as someone's avater.....

hmmmmm I wonder who that was? ??? Ha!

Mediator12
03-11-2006, 10:29 AM
Lo and behold, speaking of spies here comes Mata Hari herself. Hey Smalltown. Been at the range with the bow and arrow??? Or are you trying out methods of Seppuku (Hari-Kari to all the gaijin out there)?

smalltowngrll
03-11-2006, 10:33 AM
Lo and behold, speaking of spies here comes Mata Hari herself. Hey Smalltown. Been at the range with the bow and arrow??? Or are you trying out methods of Seppuku (Hari-Kari to all the gaijin out there)?

Care to explain that last part?? That way I don't have to look it up on the net...I may very well fit into that category! ;)

I'd like to think of myself more as a Joan of Arc kinda gal...ya know...willing to sacrifice all for the purpose! ^5

Mediator12
03-11-2006, 10:36 AM
Yeah, I am pretty sure burning at the stake is not the way to go though! Seppuku is ritualistic suicide to save one's honor in Japanese society. I give you credit for holding to your ideals. That is a hell of a lot better than the rest of us.

Mediator12
03-11-2006, 10:38 AM
I was described as SATAN earlier ;D Oh, the things this demented game brings out.

smalltowngrll
03-11-2006, 10:40 AM
I think I've been fairly well behaved..privately, speaking...except for a few minor glitches....:peace: ;D

Puclically....well, it's all for the ratings, isn't it? :curtsey:

TheDave
03-11-2006, 10:45 AM
I was described as SATAN earlier ;D Oh, the things this demented game brings out.

you don't want to know the sh!t people are calling me...

Mediator12
03-11-2006, 11:12 AM
you don't want to know the sh!t people are calling me...

Worse than Satan Hilarious! I was not sure that could be done before I started playing this ;D

Glutton for punishment?


Good lord I have issues :thumbs:

bfoflcommish
03-11-2006, 11:25 AM
3 votes are waiting to be used?

anyone want to help me use them?

TheDave
03-11-2006, 11:27 AM
3 votes are waiting to be used?

anyone want to help me use them?

Gee i couldn't imagine where those votes will go....

Elim Garak
03-11-2006, 11:35 AM
D E A R A L E X T R E B E K

Can the audience play along at any point or are we primarily basically used for canned laugher?


xoxo~
E. Garak
-Feeling proactive

bfoflcommish
03-11-2006, 11:42 AM
Gee i couldn't imagine where those votes will go....

hey I am open for sugestion...right now I have no clue where I am going to use them.

TheDave
03-11-2006, 11:45 AM
hey I am open for sugestion...right now I have no clue where I am going to use them.

Yeah i've seen your "Open for suggestions" PM... Very persuasive argument Hilarious!

Mediator12
03-11-2006, 11:50 AM
Hey OLD Dude, what is your contingency plan if the mane goes down? I have had at least three times in the last 24 hours without being able to access the mane!

Mediator12
03-11-2006, 12:18 PM
Yeah i've seen you "Open for suggestion" PM... Very persuasive argument Hilarious!

Hey, Doctor it up a bit and send it to me would ya? Being so far out of the loop and all, I need to catch up on the deception :thanku:

TheDave
03-11-2006, 12:22 PM
Hey, Doctor it up a bit and send it to me would ya? Being so far out of the loop and all, I need to catch up on the deception :thanku:


trust me this one doesn't need doctoring... here's the basic premise

how would you like to kill off someone in "your" alliance... I think i can talk the "other" alliance into this

Old Dude
03-11-2006, 12:27 PM
Hey OLD Dude, what is your contingency plan if the mane goes down? I have had at least three times in the last 24 hours without being able to access the mane!

Excellent Question.

On the one hand, I'm inclined to let the chips fall where they may. Since we have a 24 hour window for voting, late voters are, to a certain extent, assuming the risk.

On the other hand, we don't want the whole game to be decided by a mere computer glitch.

So, my ruling will be this. If the site is up and available 30 minutes prior to the deadline, then the round will count, even if the site crashes during the last half-hour of attempted voting. So once we get within 30 minutes of the deadline, you can all assume that the round will be valid - - sort of like the rule in baseball. So as long as you vote within the first 23 and a half hours, things are cool. If you wait until the last 30 minutes, you take the risk of a site crash.

Whether I void or relaunch an entire round in a situation where we miss a whole bunch of time due to a crash that happens prior to the 30 minute countdown, will just be handled on a case-by-case basis, depending on how many people are still in the game, how long the crash was, how many had voted, and so on. Obviously, I don't want to extend deadlines just because of a short 15 or 20 minte crash the evening before, because there would usually be plenty of time to recover.

On the other hand, if the site crashes for 8 hours or more, then chances are that we will re-start the round.

Between those guidelines, it will just depend.

To be safe, vote early and often.

heydensmom
03-11-2006, 12:47 PM
LOL dave you running for President?

smalltowngrll
03-11-2006, 02:32 PM
trust me this one doesn't need doctoring... here's the basic premise

how would you like to kill off someone in "your" alliance... I think i can talk the "other" alliance into this


I can already see "Your"alliance imploding.... :moody:

TheDave
03-11-2006, 02:33 PM
I can already see "Your"alliance imploding.... :moody:


stop trying to see through your glass eye... use the other one

TheDave
03-11-2006, 02:36 PM
LOL dave you running for President?

I have about as much chance of winning this as you do. :) Even if some how i get lucky enough to make it to the final 3 or 4 i lose the poularity vote 99.9% of the time.... But for the love of god some people need to put alittle more effort into these things.

smalltowngrll
03-11-2006, 02:38 PM
stop trying to see through your glass eye... use the other one


I like the view better.... :wiggle:

Old Dude
03-11-2006, 02:58 PM
An and if we get to the last 30 minutes, and then the site crashes down on a couple later voters, the WILL get asteriks.

Moral of the story: If you've earned yourself an asterisk, you don't have a whole lot room for future error.

Old Dude
03-11-2006, 03:13 PM
D E A R A L E X T R E B E K

Can the audience play along at any point or are we primarily basically used for canned laugher?


xoxo~
E. Garak
-Feeling proactive

The audience is certainly welcome to contribute. There won't be many situations where you can vote - - unless we hve to resort to that as a remote tiebreaker.

But you are more than welcome to post your observations and theories about the events and strategies in the game, and you can even post your own doctored PMs if you wish.

You can also offer advice and/or advocate the termination of certain individuals.

For example, one could theoretically point out that "Player X" has been laying way too low and not offering enough entertainment for viewers.

One could also offer strategies for different individuals or factions for surviving the zombie holocaust that is about to ensue.

Threats, bribes and bluffs are not limited to the players.

Crushaholic
03-11-2006, 03:52 PM
ARTIST: Hooters
TITLE: All You Zombies

Holy Moses met the Pharaoh
Yeah, he tried to set him straight
Looked him in the eye
"Let my people go"

Holy Moses on the mountain
High above the golden calf
Went to get the Ten Commandments
Yeah, he's just gonna break 'em in half

{Refrain}
All you zombies hide your faces
All you people in the street
All you sittin' in high places
The pieces gonna fall on you

No one ever spoke to Noah
They all laughed at him instead
Working on his ark
Working all by himself

Only Noah saw it coming
Forty days and forty nights
Took his sons and daughters with him
Yeah, they were the Israelites

{Refrain}
The rain's gonna fall on you

Holy Father, what's the matter
Where have all your children gone
Sitting in the dark
Living all by themselves
You don't have to hide any more

{Refrain, except:}
All you zombies show your faces...
The pieces gonna fall on you

All you zombies show your faces, I know you're out there
All you people in the street, let's see you
All you sittin' in high places
It's all gonna fall on you

_________________________________
Hooters! Hooters! Hooters!

DomCasual
03-11-2006, 05:23 PM
Hey, how do you doctor PMs, anyway? I have tried, and I can't ever make the formatting work.

Then again, who needs to doctor them when you have gems like this one?
Who are you voting for this round?

I’m thinking maybe Bronx33... He needs to go fairly soon.
Could be. I just hate this voting thing. I just don’t like being unkind to people. I wish everyone could win, because I want everyone to be happy.
Do you ever dress up as a woman and dance in your bathroom mirror?
Um, no.
You should totally try it... It just makes you feel so special!

What about Ethiopian teenage boys? Are you into Ethiopian teenage boys at all?
Um, no!
Yeah... Me, neither.

Do you think OldDude would look good in spandex?
Seriously, man – you need help! I just want to be kind to everyone. I don’t want to talk about Ethiopian boys, dressing up as a woman, and OldDude in spandex.
That's cool... I am going to go put on something frilly.

TheDave
03-11-2006, 07:21 PM
Hey, how do you doctor PMs, anyway? I have tried, and I can't ever make the formatting work.

Then again, who needs to doctor them when you have gems like this one?


one little problem... where are the annoying dots...

Rule number one when you are creating a pm... copy the persons posting style. For instance, if i was coping Spider or Hotrod i would be sure to use several :) icons...especially this one ;D

Typing several sentences without once putting in the ... is and example of people not trying hard enough.


P.S. I lied, i'm kind of neutral on ethiopian teenage boys.... not a huge turn on but definately not a turn off :)

Rascal
03-11-2006, 07:58 PM
Look on the bright side. It's just as miserable for everyone else.

Not really.

DomCasual
03-11-2006, 08:04 PM
one little problem... where are the annoying dots...

Rule number one when you are creating a pm... copy the persons posting style. For instance, if i was coping Spider or Hotrod i would be sure to use several :) icons...especially this one ;D

Typing several sentences without once putting in the ... is and example of people not trying hard enough.


P.S. I lied, i'm kind of neutral on ethiopian teenage boys.... not a huge turn on but definately not a turn off :)
Duly noted. I went back and added some dots. :)

Old Dude
03-11-2006, 10:05 PM
Ah well, just got back from the Theatre where we saw a remake of The Hills Have Eyes.

Don't take the kids.

Really.

OBF1
03-12-2006, 03:00 AM
Holy ratings batman.... just got done reading the entire thread. Only 1 suprise so far, How did Majik last so long? I figured he would have been voted off before the game started.

From what I can see there are only 2 players still left in the game. 1 is a ring leader the other is a comedian... yet both are meat gazers :)

Old Dude
03-12-2006, 07:50 AM
Greetings CBF1

Welcome back and watch out for the meat gazers.

Old Dude
03-12-2006, 08:22 AM
BTW, I was going to post a FAQ - either as a sticky or as an attachment to the first post, but I think that almost everything that anyone needs to know is on pages 1 and 95 (plus the what-happens-if-the-site-goes-down post on page 96).

See Especially 2359 on 95.

missingnumber7
03-12-2006, 09:33 AM
wow...we weren't the top of the page...had to change that.

TheDave
03-12-2006, 10:56 AM
Holy ratings batman.... just got done reading the entire thread. Only 1 suprise so far, How did Majik last so long? I figured he would have been voted off before the game started.

From what I can see there are only 2 players still left in the game. 1 is a ring leader the other is a comedian... yet both are meat gazers :)


mmmm....meat

Old Dude
03-12-2006, 02:29 PM
Round Six voting can start at any time. There won't be any last minute rules comments or changes by me that will change anything for this vote.

What you see is what you get.

Crushaholic
03-12-2006, 04:46 PM
Holy ratings batman.... just got done reading the entire thread. Only 1 suprise so far, How did Majik last so long? I figured he would have been voted off before the game started.

There's two schools of thought on this. First, the players can vote off the person they really don't like right off the bat. Secondly, they could carry the person they really don't like for awhile and that would ensure they could stick around longer when the aformentioned "hated" person does get kicked off in a later round. I guess the players chose the first option...

OBF1
03-12-2006, 04:53 PM
Everyone loves majik :)

Ratboy
03-12-2006, 06:05 PM
I'm clueless as to whats going on, The damn break from Survivor has me running in circles.

Old Dude
03-12-2006, 06:09 PM
I'm sure you know more than I do. I'm still waiting for the first vote this round.

smalltowngrll
03-12-2006, 06:11 PM
I'm clueless as to whats going on, The damn break from Survivor has me running in circles.

Just has me running for cover.... :peace: ;D

ludo21
03-12-2006, 06:58 PM
can someone let me know who was voted off thursday and friday, or tell me what pages they are. I have been gone since Wed. Durango snow was SWEET! Snowed every day we were there, but it was a blast.

ty in advance! :thumbs:

smalltowngrll
03-12-2006, 07:02 PM
can someone let me know who was voted off thursday and friday, or tell me what pages they are. I have been gone since Wed. Durango snow was SWEET! Snowed every day we were there, but it was a blast.

ty in advance! :thumbs:

Thursday was BMF Bronco
Friday was bfoflcommish...

Update...

Scar & Status Update

1. BMF Bronco..............Killed in Round 4
2. BIM.........................alive and untouched
3. Majikman7................Killed in Round 1.
4. heydensmom.............Killed in Round 2
5. bfoflcommish.............Killed in Round 5, Currently Undead, seeking vengeance
6. *24champbailey........alive xx (2 scars)
7. hotrod.....................alive and untouched
8. *missingnumber7.......alive and untouched
9. ludo21.....................alive and untouched
10. DBroncos4life..........Killed in Round 3
11. minibronco.............alive x (1 scar)
12. Ratboy..................alive and untouched
13. Bronx33.................alive and untouched
14. *Dagmar................alive and untouched
15. DomCasual.............alive xx (2 scars)
16. Great13.................alive x (1 scar)
17. TheDave................alive xxxxxxx (7 scars)
18. rascal....................alive xxxxxxxx (8 scars)
19. Mile High Shack...... alive and untouched
20. Arkansas Bronco......alive xxxxxxxxxx (10 scars)
21. Mediator12.............alive xxxxxxxxxxx (11 scars)
22. Smalltowngirl..........alive and untouched

ludo21
03-12-2006, 07:05 PM
ty!! I just got through reading BMF's death. Boy that sucks, maybe i should get some people to vote for me in case of tiebreaker? lol

Mediator12
03-12-2006, 08:17 PM
ty!! I just got through reading BMF's death. Boy that sucks, maybe i should get some people to vote for me in case of tiebreaker? lol

Only works if you do not get voted off though. Hope you had a nice time skiing:thumbs: It gets brutal from here on out.

ludo21
03-12-2006, 08:58 PM
Only works if you do not get voted off though. Hope you had a nice time skiing:thumbs: It gets brutal from here on out.


Man, im shocked ive made it this far. Everyone from here on out gets 6 votes, right? If so it will get real interesting FAST! Ha!

I had a blast, arrived Thursday and didnt stop snowing all the time i was there. They probably got a good 2-3 feet in the 3 days i was there. Besides the wind and snow, it was great! Powder sucks for us boarders, but it didnt hurt as bad to fall ;D

Old Dude
03-12-2006, 09:15 PM
Man, im shocked ive made it this far. Everyone from here on out gets 6 votes, right? ....

Wrong. Better read pages 1 and 95.

smalltowngrll
03-12-2006, 11:30 PM
I suppose it's been a nice break this weekend. Either that....or everyone will lose there edge.... ???

Strategies may have changed? Alliances may have been re-thought? Can you hear the knives being sharpened for all of the backstabbing that will take place in the morning? Or, maybe it will just be a few more cut throats.... :spit:

You could always rename this thread....sex, lies and murder....zombie style! ;D

TheDave
03-12-2006, 11:34 PM
finally a proper sub-title to this thread!

Old Dude
03-13-2006, 06:01 AM
The early bird catches the worm.

heydensmom
03-13-2006, 06:15 AM
I suppose it's been a nice break this weekend. Either that....or everyone will lose there edge.... ???

Strategies may have changed? Alliances may have been re-thought? Can you hear the knives being sharpened for all of the backstabbing that will take place in the morning? Or, maybe it will just be a few more cut throats.... :spit:

You could always rename this thread....sex, lies and murder....zombie style! ;D
LOL LOVE IT

smalltowngrll
03-13-2006, 08:05 AM
Must've been a rough weekend...it's awful quiet on the homefront! :wave:

Old Dude
03-13-2006, 08:14 AM
Remember to include your new location with your vote if you want to move somewhere this round. If you don't have one listed, I'm assuming you stay in the food court.

Also, anyone who votes to play dead this round automatically stays in the food court. If you say you're playing dead and list a move action to another area, I will record this as playing dead and your attempted move will be ignored.

Hotrod
03-13-2006, 08:21 AM
Wow I miss a couple of days and have no idea whats going on anymore. Ludo PM me soon with who were voting for this round.......

Old Dude
03-13-2006, 08:22 AM
Movement doesn't have an effect on anything this round, but I'm using it so you can get accustomed to how the rule works.

Good thing too, because judging by early results, some of you people are stumbling around like you've been huffing paint all weekend.

BIM
03-13-2006, 08:27 AM
Must've been a rough weekend...it's awful quiet on the homefront! :wave:
You're up bright and early.

Rascal
03-13-2006, 08:28 AM
Ugh...talk about a hangover.

Why the **** are you guys typing so damn loud.

BMF Bronco
03-13-2006, 08:37 AM
LOL LOVE IT
I thought you were going to be offline!

BIM
03-13-2006, 08:37 AM
WHATS THE MATTER RASCAL???

smalltowngrll
03-13-2006, 08:39 AM
You're up bright and early.

It's back to work this week! I'm feeling GREAT!! ;D Woohhooo...antibiotics are a great thing sometimes! :peace:

BMF Bronco
03-13-2006, 08:40 AM
It's back to work this week! I'm feeling GREAT!! ;D Woohhooo...antibiotics are a great thing sometimes! :peace:
yeah, it's called beer!

Rascal
03-13-2006, 08:44 AM
WHATS THE MATTER RASCAL???

Where is my damn gun.

ludo21
03-13-2006, 08:48 AM
Wrong. Better read pages 1 and 95.


dang it, that may take awhile.........

Old Dude
03-13-2006, 08:49 AM
dang it, that may take awhile.........

You only get one vote this round.

Or you can PM me and tell me that you have chosen to play dead this round.

If I don't receive a PM of any sort, that counts as an asterisk.

BIM
03-13-2006, 08:53 AM
Where is my damn gun.
I HID IT UNDER THE BIG SLIMEY SPITOON. THE ONE COVERED IN DRIED UP BUGGARS.

Rascal
03-13-2006, 09:01 AM
I HID IT UNDER THE BIG SLIMEY SPITOON. THE ONE COVERED IN DRIED UP BUGGARS.

I don't care.

(grabs gun)

(aims and fires)

(wipes hands on smalltown and goes back to sleep)

smalltowngrll
03-13-2006, 09:07 AM
I don't care.

(grabs gun)

(aims and fires)

(wipes hands on smalltown and goes back to sleep)

*dumps bucket of ice water on Rascal*

Damn you....don't touch me! :clown:

Rascal
03-13-2006, 09:10 AM
*dumps bucket of ice water on Rascal*

Damn you....don't touch me! :clown:

Ha!

This is not a good morning.

Mile High Shack
03-13-2006, 09:19 AM
*dumps bucket of ice water on Rascal*

Damn you....don't touch me! :clown:

that wasn't water damnit

a guy has to pee somewhere!!!

Old Dude
03-13-2006, 09:20 AM
All I have to say is that everyone better watch out for Junior Soprano.

Man, if they'd just put him in assisted living, none of this would have happened.

smalltowngrll
03-13-2006, 09:21 AM
that wasn't water damnit

a guy has to pee somewhere!!!

LOL :strong: Hilarious! ROFL!

BIM
03-13-2006, 09:22 AM
Ha!

This is not a good morning.
LET'S TURN UP THESE FRAN DRESCHER RERUNS!!!!! CAN YOU HEAR THEM, RASCAL?

Rascal
03-13-2006, 09:24 AM
All of you can go kiss a zombie's ass.

Bronx33
03-13-2006, 09:26 AM
http://www.moviequotequiz.com/othersounds/MaeWest.wav

Old Dude
03-13-2006, 09:48 AM
Doo doo doo doo-doo, doo doo doooo. Doo doo doo doo dooooo doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. Doo doo doo doo-doo, doo doo doooo. TIP me over and POUR ME OUT.

smalltowngrll
03-13-2006, 09:51 AM
Doo doo doo doo-doo, doo doo doooo. Doo doo doo doo dooooo doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. Doo doo doo doo-doo, doo doo doooo. TIP me over and POUR ME OUT.

doesn't that song go something like....I'm a little teapot, short and stout...? :peace:

ludo21
03-13-2006, 09:58 AM
vote due in at 12 noon, correct?

BMF Bronco
03-13-2006, 10:00 AM
thanks, now I have the irritating song stuck in my head!

smalltowngrll
03-13-2006, 10:01 AM
thanks, now I have the irritating song stuck in my head!


Now you can sing it with your daughter...I'm sure she'd love you for it!

Old Dude
03-13-2006, 10:01 AM
vote due in at 12 noon, correct?

Yes. Unless the site crashes sometime between 11:30 and noon, and stays down past noon, in which case the votes will count as cast before it went down

So, to be cautious, try to get your vote in around 11:30.

ludo21
03-13-2006, 10:02 AM
Yes. Unless the site crashes sometime between 11:30 and noon, and stays down past noon, in which case the votes will count as cast before it went down

So, to be cautious, try to get your vote in around 11:30.


alright ty

Hotrod
03-13-2006, 10:08 AM
chirp chirp chirp

DBroncos4life
03-13-2006, 10:13 AM
its weird after smalltowngirl bit me Ive started to turn human again...

Mile High Shack
03-13-2006, 10:15 AM
I don't feel like looking through 90 pages of stuff to find out the different places we can move to

help?

DBroncos4life
03-13-2006, 10:17 AM
I don't feel like looking through 90 pages of stuff to find out the different places we can move to

help?
Ha! Hilarious! :giggle: ;D ROFL! :rofl:

Old Dude
03-13-2006, 10:17 AM
I don't feel like looking through 90 pages of stuff to find out the different places we can move to

help?

Taco Bell Food Court (YOU ARE HERE)
Electronics
Health & Beauty
Fabrics
Toys & Automotive
Customer Service
Housewares
Sporting Goods

Rascal
03-13-2006, 10:19 AM
Taco Bell Food Court (YOU ARE HERE)
Electronics
Health & Beauty
Fabrics
Toys & Automotive
Customer Service
Housewares
Sporting Goods

Shack I suggest you go to health and beauty to get some cream for that rash dave gave you.

Mile High Shack
03-13-2006, 10:20 AM
Shack I suggest you go to health and beauty to get some cream for that rash dave gave you.

I only got it after using the wash cloth he used after coming out of the fryer room with you :flower:

Hotrod
03-13-2006, 10:20 AM
I would recommend Shack goes and checks out lawn and garden

ludo21
03-13-2006, 10:23 AM
almost to 100 pages. Ratings are definitely up!!

smalltowngrll
03-13-2006, 10:24 AM
its weird after smalltowngirl bit me Ive started to turn human again...


hmmmm....must've done that in my sleep...I don't seem to remember biting anyone! Ha!

Old Dude
03-13-2006, 10:25 AM
Roughly a third of the voters have done their thing.

DBroncos4life
03-13-2006, 10:26 AM
hmmmm....must've done that in my sleep...I don't seem to remember biting anyone! Ha!
sorry sometimes I get a little close to people that are sleeping, it was the creepy innkeeper in me. :wiggle:

TheDave
03-13-2006, 10:29 AM
Shack I suggest you go to health and beauty to get some cream for that rash dave gave you.

Considering a got a little freaky and Earholed him again... he might want to stop by sporting goods and pick up a tennis ball to plug that thing up

Bronx33
03-13-2006, 10:29 AM
Shack I suggest you go to health and beauty to get some cream for that rash dave gave you.


ZING!

Bronx33
03-13-2006, 10:32 AM
Considering a got a little freaky and Earholed him again... he might want to stop by sporting goods and pick up a tennis ball to plug that thing up


He did but a marble worked just fine.... ;D

TheDave
03-13-2006, 10:33 AM
He did but a marble worked just fine.... ;D

I didn't know the sold those softball sized marbels at Wal-mart.... Cool :thumbs:

Mile High Shack
03-13-2006, 10:33 AM
He did but a marble worked just fine.... ;D

I don't seem to remember you looking at my ass

smalltowngrll
03-13-2006, 10:34 AM
:angel: OMG.....my virgin eyes!!!!

TheDave
03-13-2006, 10:37 AM
:angel: OMG.....my virgin eyes!!!!

Eye (singular)

glass don't count....

Bronx33
03-13-2006, 10:40 AM
I don't seem to remember you looking at my ass

Me either? unless you s*** out your ear? LOL

smalltowngrll
03-13-2006, 10:42 AM
Eye (singular)

glass don't count....


oh yea....forgot about that extra eye I have. :thumbs:

TheDave
03-13-2006, 10:53 AM
Me either? unless you s*** out your ear? LOL

after TheDave... he might :D

Mediator12
03-13-2006, 10:58 AM
oh yea....forgot about that extra eye I have. :thumbs:

One eye makes your peripheral vison hard to see the Knife coming around the back. Better make wiser choices of who is watching your Back. Unless, you like that kind of thing ROFL!

Bronx33
03-13-2006, 11:00 AM
after TheDave... he might :D



LOL!

smalltowngrll
03-13-2006, 11:00 AM
One eye makes your peripheral vison hard to see the Knife coming around the back. Better make wiser choices of who is watching your Back. Unless, you like that kind of thing ROFL!

Hey...without me this would be Brokeback Walmart! :thanku: :kiss:

Old Dude
03-13-2006, 11:01 AM
As if they care...

Mile High Shack
03-13-2006, 11:03 AM
Hey...without me this would be Brokeback Walmart! :thanku: :kiss:

at least with dave, he won't ask me what I'm thinking about, unlike you damn women

LOL:twokisses

DBroncos4life
03-13-2006, 11:03 AM
girgle girgle arrrr ugggggg

smalltowngrll
03-13-2006, 11:04 AM
As if they care...


Yeah, I've kind of gathered that. The only place I can't use the Womanly touch....sheesh! :rofl:

Bronx33
03-13-2006, 11:04 AM
As if they care...


Ya ask dave hes already targeting orifices.

Mediator12
03-13-2006, 11:07 AM
Hey...without me this would be Brokeback Walmart! :thanku: :kiss:

It already is. You should have put out much earlier :kiss: And since the Zombies are having sex for the ratings, getting you to that point only makes sense. I hear bfoflcommish could use a partner :-*

BMF Bronco
03-13-2006, 11:08 AM
Ya ask dave hes already targeting orifices.
keep him and BIM away from each other

Mediator12
03-13-2006, 11:08 AM
keep him and BIM away from each other

Nah, they are made for each other LOL

BMF Bronco
03-13-2006, 11:11 AM
Nah, they are made for each other LOL
LOL LOL LOL!!!

DBroncos4life
03-13-2006, 11:12 AM
this thread is so much better then the sky is falling thread on the main page. Even with all the gay talk.

BIM
03-13-2006, 11:13 AM
Nah, they are made for each other LOL
Who?? Me and dave?

BIM
03-13-2006, 11:14 AM
this thread is so much better then the sky is falling thread on the main page. Even with all the gay talk.
It ain't gay if you don't kiss. It's just getting by.....Wait. No. I mean...???

DBroncos4life
03-13-2006, 11:16 AM
It ain't gay if you don't kiss. It's just getting by.....Wait. No. I mean...???
No its gay if you take it, its not gay if you give it. I think thats the prison way, Ill call up Lewis and find out though.

Hotrod
03-13-2006, 11:16 AM
this thread is so much better then the sky is falling thread on the main page. Even with all the gay talk.

Does that mean they finally started free agency???

Mediator12
03-13-2006, 11:17 AM
this thread is so much better then the sky is falling thread on the main page. Even with all the gay talk.

It was even worse last year DB and especially after the Cleveland guys were brought in as Denver's best FA acquisitions.

BMF Bronco
03-13-2006, 11:18 AM
No its gay if you take it, its not gay if you give it. I think thats the prison way, Ill call up Lewis and find out though.
You know how I know you're gay, because you give it to gays.

BIM
03-13-2006, 11:20 AM
You know how I know you're gay, because you give it to gays.
Sometimes a guy just deserves to get his manhood taken.....

DBroncos4life
03-13-2006, 11:23 AM
Does that mean they finally started free agency???
Well the 3-4 threads started, the lets sign everyone threads has started and now the oh **** everything is falling a part thread is going. We just need the who is your favortite posters thread to start and its the offseason. This time I don't want to see my name there. I finished last and Ive pissed more people off this year then last year.

Mediator12
03-13-2006, 11:23 AM
Personally, I think keeping smalltowngrll around is going to be good later when the other zombies are done with Heydensmom. Oh Yeah, most of them just want an orifice. Never Mind ;D

BMF Bronco
03-13-2006, 11:24 AM
Sometimes a guy just deserves to get his manhood taken.....
is that like a highlander thing? once you do that do you get all of his powers or what? Hilarious! ugh!~ :slash:

smalltowngrll
03-13-2006, 11:28 AM
Personally, I think keeping smalltowngrll around is going to be good later when the other zombies are done with Heydensmom. Oh Yeah, most of them just want an orifice. Never Mind ;D

I personally like living, breathing men rather than zombies...if that makes much of a difference in keeping me around a little longer.... :curtsey: :kiss:

Mediator12
03-13-2006, 11:28 AM
Well the 3-4 threads started, the lets sign everyone threads has started and now the oh **** everything is falling a part thread is going. We just need the who is your favortite posters thread to start and its the offseason. This time I don't want to see my name there. I finished last and Ive pissed more people off this year then last year.

Please. I am currently working my way well up the hierarchy in Hell. I think I forgot the addage:

It's better to be the lowest in Heaven, than the head of Hell.

Ronin can not be choosers, just beggars. BTW, I told you it would not be hard to get me out of here. Oh well, signed jerseys, tickets, and post game lockerroom passes for everybody and no hard feelings ;D

BIM
03-13-2006, 11:29 AM
is that like a highlander thing? once you do that do you get all of his powers or what? Hilarious! ugh!~ :slash:
Nope. Just the satifaction of knowing he's your biatch.

Mediator12
03-13-2006, 11:30 AM
I personally like living, breathing men rather than zombies...if that makes much of a difference in keeping me around a little longer.... :curtsey: :kiss:

Unfortunately, so do half the other GUYS in this stupid cheap ass Walmart.

DBroncos4life
03-13-2006, 11:33 AM
Please. I am currently working my way well up the hierarchy in Hell. I think I forgot the addage:

It's better to be the lowest in Heaven, than the head of Hell.

Ronin can not be choosers, just beggars. BTW, I told you it would not be hard to get me out of here. Oh well, signed jerseys, tickets, and post game lockerroom passes for everybody and no hard feelings ;D
The irony of everyone wanting you off in the second round and me changing thier mind does sting a bit in my world. Oh well I should have know that I couldn't compete with the power of used jock straps in this game. :wave:

Mediator12
03-13-2006, 11:34 AM
Personally, I have had to take a vow of celibacy in order to consummate my deal with the devil. Thank GOD! Otherwise who knows what could happen around here.

smalltowngrll
03-13-2006, 11:35 AM
You guys are killing my ego here...I've never been rejected by a man for ANOTHER MAN!!!! sheesh... Uhh :kiddingme :notthissh :Whaaaa!:

Mediator12
03-13-2006, 11:37 AM
The irony of everyone wanting you off in the second round and me changing thier mind does sting a bit in my world. Oh well I should have know that I couldn't compete with the power of used jock straps in this game. :wave:


Yeah, I forgot about that. Sorry bro, but I will probably be joining you fairly soon. No way Satan can protect me in double elimination. He has others he favors more.

Mediator12
03-13-2006, 11:41 AM
You guys are killing my ego here...I've never been rejected by a man for ANOTHER MAN!!!! sheesh... Uhh :kiddingme :notthissh :Whaaaa!:

You should have stuck with the Prom Queen! Now, you know how it feels.

Hey, wait a minute. Where is that B****? I could spurn her big time by hooking up with you. Interested !Booya!