WABronco
02-26-2006, 02:59 PM
INDIANAPOLIS - Mathias Kiwanuka figured he could be asked anything at the scouting combine, but this question blew him away.
“Someone brought up Rosevelt Colvin earlier,” the question began. “During the Patriots season, he talked about how much he loves sacks. He doesn’t want tackles or interceptions. He wants sacks. Do you have that kind of feeling on the field?”
Kiwanuka smiled broadly but appeared taken aback.
“Do I think of sex on the field?” he stammered. The room burst into laughter.
His mortified questioner apologized for failing to enunciate through a Boston accent and clarified: sacks, not sex.
“I was wondering where you were going with that,” Kiwanuka said.
Hilarious!
“Someone brought up Rosevelt Colvin earlier,” the question began. “During the Patriots season, he talked about how much he loves sacks. He doesn’t want tackles or interceptions. He wants sacks. Do you have that kind of feeling on the field?”
Kiwanuka smiled broadly but appeared taken aback.
“Do I think of sex on the field?” he stammered. The room burst into laughter.
His mortified questioner apologized for failing to enunciate through a Boston accent and clarified: sacks, not sex.
“I was wondering where you were going with that,” Kiwanuka said.
Hilarious!