A mountain I would like to climb.

[Elway 4 Life]

I have a question for y'all. What does a 320 pound woman look like.

Now before you look at her pictures get a mental image of what you think a 320 pound woman looks like.

[Elway 4 Life]

Got it?

[Elway 4 Life]

Ready?

[watermock]

Ummmm....I posted something resembling an obese pig last week...

[Elway 4 Life]

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=14793&d=1140145128

[Clockwork Orange]

She looks like a red X.

Red must have a slimming effect because I'd never guess that X weighs 320.

[Elway 4 Life]

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=14794&d=1140145176

Not what you were expecting huh? The tallest and biggest woman in the world lives in holland. She is 7'4" and weighs 320 pounds.

I'm not overweight I'm just to short.

[DBroncos4life]

mmmm red x

[watermock]

She looks like a red X.

Red must have a slimming effect because I'd never guess that X weighs 320.

Her sheer gravitational effect swallowed up the image into a red x...that's her anus.

[Bronx33]

Shes a stunning red X

[ludo21]

red x still, man had me going too

[GonzoLays]

Summary of the eRumor
This message comes with various pictures attached of an enormously tall woman who is said to be from Holland, is 7' 4", and weights 320 pounds.


The Truth
We're classifying this one as a hoax. It's clear in the first picture that the image of the woman has been cut, enlarged, then pasted into the picture. Whoever did this didn't try to conceal the jagged lines near her left leg and foot.

[GonzoLays]

Netlore Archive: Emailed photos purport to show the tallest woman in the world


Description: Emailed photos
Circulating since: 2002
Status: False
Analysis: See commentary



Email example contributed by J. Mason, 21 Aug 2003:
Subject: FW: Record in Holland
The tallest woman in the world is from Holland. She is over 7'4" and weighs 320 pounds. BEFORE you open these, get your mental picture of what you'd think a woman with these kinds of numbers would look like, AND THEN open them.

[GonzoLays]

Origins: "Biggest woman in the world"? Not quite. This is yet another case of an e-mail forward that includes real photographs but an inaccurate description of what they depict.

Heather Greene, the woman shown in the photographs above, is indeed a real person, but she's not from Holland, nor is she the tallest woman in the world. Heather lives in Las Vegas, and although she is quite tall and passes the 7-foot mark in heels, she is "only" 6'-5½" in her stocking feet, well short of the record for the world's tallest woman.

The photographs sent around with the message quoted above are actually sample pictures taken from her web site, heatherhaven.com. The pictures are "real" in the sense that they have not been digitally manipulated, but they convey a false impression of Heather's true height because she is paired with people who are shorter than average (the man is 5'7" and the woman 5'1"), and she is posing in some of them while wearing shoes with several-inch heels.

Since 1976, the tallest living woman in the world (as recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records) has been 47-year-old Sandy Allen of Shelbyville, Indiana, who reached a height of 7 feet 7-1/4 inches as a teenager before undergoing pituitary surgery to control her growth.

[GonzoLays]

Sorry for you Elway 4 Life.

[Dr. Broncenstein]

320 lbs aint ****.... I've seen a 900 pounder with a bed-sore on her back so big I could hide in it...

[Clockwork Orange]

I've seen a 900 pounder with a bed-sore on her back so big I could hide in it...

You've met Rosie O'Donnell?

[RunByDesign]

That's a huge bitch.

[yavoon]

Origins: "Biggest woman in the world"? Not quite. This is yet another case of an e-mail forward that includes real photographs but an inaccurate description of what they depict.

Heather Greene, the woman shown in the photographs above, is indeed a real person, but she's not from Holland, nor is she the tallest woman in the world. Heather lives in Las Vegas, and although she is quite tall and passes the 7-foot mark in heels, she is "only" 6'-5½" in her stocking feet, well short of the record for the world's tallest woman.

The photographs sent around with the message quoted above are actually sample pictures taken from her web site, heatherhaven.com. The pictures are "real" in the sense that they have not been digitally manipulated, but they convey a false impression of Heather's true height because she is paired with people who are shorter than average (the man is 5'7" and the woman 5'1"), and she is posing in some of them while wearing shoes with several-inch heels.

Since 1976, the tallest living woman in the world (as recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records) has been 47-year-old Sandy Allen of Shelbyville, Indiana, who reached a height of 7 feet 7-1/4 inches as a teenager before undergoing pituitary surgery to control her growth.

she has 7 inch heels?!

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Well, this thread certainly bombed. MORON!

[RunByDesign]

Well, this thread certainly bombed. MORON!

The irony.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

The irony.

You can say what you want but I am the world's leading expert at posting properly hosted images.

[Clockwork Orange]

You can say what you want but I am the world's leading expert at posting properly hosted images.

You're also an expert at starting lame threads.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

You're also an expert at starting lame threads.

Yes but they are technically sound. Knowitall

[RunByDesign]

You can say what you want but I am the world's leading expert at posting properly hosted images.

Nice, add that to your growing list of skills, which include, but are not limited to:

1 - Welching
2 - Foot-in-Mouth Inadvertantitus
3 - Boastful Moronacy
4 - Closet Broncofandom
5 - Overestimationism

[watermock]

Inadvertantitus

Well that's a rather new one to me.

Shouldn't it be Inuranusitis?

[Bob's your Information Minister]

1 - Welching

Excuse me? I believe you have me confused with that turd 24champbailey.

[RunByDesign]

Excuse me? I believe you have me confused with that turd 24champbailey.

Did your lousy defense make it out of the top 20?

I didn't think so.

[baja]

This thread really does need pictures.

[RunByDesign]

This thread really does need pictures.

http://www.menalto.com/albums/album29/gEric_and_Photo.sized.jpg

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Did your lousy defense make it out of the top 20?

I didn't think so.

Atlas controls my avatar. Check with him.

[watermock]

http://www.animalu.com/pics/shack.jpg

We are partying now!

[baja]

That's all well and fine but I want to see the amazon women.

[baja]

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/ar/ARBOOouthouse.jpg

[watermock]

That's all well and fine but I want to see the amazon women.

http://www.americancostume.com/page5/AmazonWa.GIF

U Sure?

[baja]

http://www.wildwestmodels.com/images/two-story-outhouse-400.gif

[RunByDesign]

That's all well and fine but I want to see the amazon women.

http://www.ifi.uio.no/~thomas/lists/images/caldwell01.jpg

[baja]

I'll take a half dozen

[baja]

Can they row?

[RunByDesign]

Can they row?

Yes.

http://athletics.villanova.edu/womens_crew/pics/05.jpg

[watermock]

http://athletics.villanova.edu/womens_crew/pics/05.jpg

I could go several non PC ways with that photo...These "women" have that canoe about 1/4 inch from the water line. I think the rudder "girl" is a transvestite...

[dakranker]

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2004/7.4ftWoman1.jpg


http://www.hiddenpcmaster.com/mt/archives/tallestwoman.jpg

[watermock]

http://www.hiddenpcmaster.com/mt/archives/tallestwoman.jpg

Looks like my ex only this is supersized...

[DBroncos4life]

http://www.hiddenpcmaster.com/mt/archives/tallestwoman.jpg

Looks like my ex only this is supersized...
The one on the left???

[baja]

http://www.hiddenpcmaster.com/mt/archives/tallestwoman.jpg

Looks like my ex only this is supersized...

What do ua mean, he's not so big.