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watermock
02-11-2006, 05:28 PM
It's offseason, so I will brag a little again about Mock's kittens.

Michelle was named the Snowball Queen. The King and Queen were hesitant to kiss, both shy, but the crowd started chanting and eventually they got a cheek kiss out of the two. It was on the front page of the paper. Both probably didn't want to make their BF/GF jealous...it was pretty amusing.

Anyway, a lottery was held before her announcement/coronation, and oddly enough, she got the honor of picking a victim of a cream pie...she went right to the principal and smacked him good...that is also on the front page. A good time was had by all. The principal is laughing his ass off.

ludo21
02-11-2006, 05:31 PM
front page of what paper? The Mock Times? ;D

watermock
02-11-2006, 05:33 PM
No it wasn't the Wall Street Journal. Mock runs that paper.

SportinOne
02-11-2006, 06:01 PM
It's offseason, so I will brag a little again about Mock's kittens.

Michelle was named the Snowball Queen. The King and Queen were hesitant to kiss, both shy, but the crowd started chanting and eventually they got a cheek kiss out of the two. It was on the front page of the paper. Both probably didn't want to make their BF/GF jealous...it was pretty amusing.

Anyway, a lottery was held before her announcement/coronation, and oddly enough, she got the honor of picking a victim of a cream pie...she went right to the principal and smacked him good...that is also on the front page. A good time was had by all. The principal is laughing his ass off.

There's something wrong with you, Mock.

watermock
02-11-2006, 06:29 PM
Like what? Being amused she put a cream pie in the principles face? That yet another kitten was given a crown? STFU 3 of the girls have gotten either Homecoming crowns and then this silly SnowBall crown. Lisa made the all star conference team as a point guard. Screw you.

baja
02-11-2006, 07:00 PM
Like what? Being amused she put a cream pie in the principles face? That yet another kitten was given a crown? STFU 3 of the girls have gotten either Homecoming crowns and then this silly SnowBall crown. Lisa made the all star conference team as a point guard. Screw you.

Don't let them get to ya mock that's a nice story, thanks for sharing.

Now lets see some more of those pictures of the kittens on that bicycle

watermock
02-11-2006, 07:23 PM
Those are copyrighted by Vivid Video.

Northman
02-11-2006, 07:43 PM
How come we never see any pics of them Mock?

watermock
02-11-2006, 08:20 PM
My scanner is unhooked after I got the new puter.

newspaper print doesn't scan well either.

here ya go...In case you think I'm a liar.

http://www.esthervilledailynews.com/

Florida_Bronco
02-11-2006, 08:22 PM
My scanner is unhooked after I got the new puter.

newspaper print doesn't scan well either.

Link us to the newspaper website.

If you don't know the website, tell us the name of the newspaper and we'll find it :)

watermock
02-11-2006, 08:45 PM
http://www.esthervilledailynews.com/storyPhotos/02.11crowned.jpg

This was right after the crowd was chanting for them to kiss....pretty cute IMO...

hell, I know it looks cornball...it is cornball...but they have good healthy fun...then she did an Edna on his jock strap in his camaro...J/k...they are basically good girls but have a bit too much mock in them at times....

http://www.esthervilledailynews.com/

Florida_Bronco
02-11-2006, 08:48 PM
She's cute.

baja
02-11-2006, 09:04 PM
The truth mock did not want to share.

http://www.fhtimes.com/photogallery/2004/04Homecoming/juniors.jpg

He now must cross the street when he sees his own niece coming.

Clockwork Orange
02-11-2006, 09:06 PM
The truth mock did not want to share.

http://www.fhtimes.com/photogallery/2004/04Homecoming/juniors.jpg

He now must cross the street when he sees his own niece coming.

:laugh: :spit: Hilarious! :rofl:

baja
02-11-2006, 09:08 PM
Back when Mock was king and had hair....

http://www.uta.edu/publications/utamagazine/spring_2005/images/KingQueen.jpg

watermock
02-11-2006, 09:12 PM
http://www.esthervilledailynews.com/storyPhotos/02.11crowned.jpg

In his best Bill Murray voice:

The crowd is going crazy and they are hanging on the rafters....

watermock
02-11-2006, 09:14 PM
I don't know anything about photoshop, but if someone would go around and make the bleachers full and a few monkeys hanging from the rafters she would be amused.

Lisa the point guard is the real star honestly, she is buff. They are all different.

baja
02-11-2006, 09:16 PM
http://chasingthewind.net/Images/2005/1/uglycat2.jpg

watermock
02-11-2006, 09:19 PM
I cross the street if I see that!

Dr. Broncenstein
02-11-2006, 10:19 PM
Dude.. the basketball team name = "the Midgets"

How did that survive political correctness?

SportinOne
02-11-2006, 10:35 PM
My bad mock.. i was under the impression you were talking about your cats again... I figured you got REALLY bored and started making up cat stories...

i guess i'm out of the loop on this one

watermock
02-11-2006, 10:38 PM
No Problem....Beezer isn't a kitten...mock's kittens are my neices.

Beezer is a huge sausage on the comforter right now....

Pendejo
02-11-2006, 10:40 PM
It's offseason, so I will brag a little again about Mock's kittens.

Michelle was named the Snowball Queen. The King and Queen were hesitant to kiss, both shy, but the crowd started chanting and eventually they got a cheek kiss out of the two. It was on the front page of the paper. Both probably didn't want to make their BF/GF jealous...it was pretty amusing.

Anyway, a lottery was held before her announcement/coronation, and oddly enough, she got the honor of picking a victim of a cream pie...she went right to the principal and smacked him good...that is also on the front page. A good time was had by all. The principal is laughing his ass off.

That's a pretty dubious honour.

Clockwork Orange
02-11-2006, 10:42 PM
That's a pretty dubious honour.

I immediatly thought of the scene from Clerks when I read that too.

watermock
02-11-2006, 10:45 PM
Dude.. the basketball team name = "the Midgets"

How did that survive political correctness?

How the Estherville team became the Midgets is still a mystery, but my neices all go to Armstrong 20 miles east.

Lisa is a world class athlete if she puts her mind to it.

Dr. Broncenstein
02-11-2006, 11:27 PM
I immediatly thought of the scene from Clerks when I read that too.

Hilarious!

"Try not to blow anyone on the way out..."

Northman
02-12-2006, 01:24 AM
My scanner is unhooked after I got the new puter.

newspaper print doesn't scan well either.

here ya go...In case you think I'm a liar.

http://www.esthervilledailynews.com/


I dont think your a liar, i was just curious as you talk about them all the time. ;D

watermock
02-12-2006, 01:52 AM
Let's see...two homecoming queens..a snowball queen and a world class althlete with a 4.0 GPA.. Dentist in practice... Doctor to be on scholarship at Iowa, ...no can't see why I would brag....

fuzzy
02-12-2006, 06:11 AM
i'm not very good at decyphering mock-speek.

i thought he was saying he blew a load onto his cat... or something..?

RhymesayersDU
03-29-2010, 07:52 PM
Cute!