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watermock
02-08-2006, 02:30 PM
I haven't seen it yet, but this is sad yet amusing. When your kid hits 500 you might want to get him to a doctor. I hate Dr. Phil.

Sir Mawn
02-08-2006, 02:33 PM
you racked up another 600 posts in like 3 days. amazing.

ICON
02-08-2006, 02:37 PM
I haven't seen it yet, but this is sad yet amusing. When your kid hits 500 you might want to get him to a doctor. I hate Dr. Phil.http://www.drphil.com/messageboard/topic/993http://www.drphil.com/assets/2/251b03ab83168df8a4f8a67a5f80629c.jpgwow!!!

ICON
02-08-2006, 02:44 PM
At nearly 1,000 pounds, he is too big to bathe himself, dress himself, or use the bathroom without assistance. His mother, Loretta, is terrified he will die if drastic measures aren’t taken. Has she been enabling his eating habits? Share your thoughts.

I'd buy him a helper monkey cuz i am not helping a 1000 pounder take a dump...http://www.kottke.org/plus/misc/images/helpermonkey.jpg

watermock
02-08-2006, 02:50 PM
I never watch Dr. Phil but I stumbled onto it and it's sad to say the least...this kid doesn't need jokes, he needs help. I don't know if Dr. Phil, a psudo-shrink on TV is the right guy, but the kid needs help to get his self esteem established.

Popps
02-08-2006, 02:53 PM
Here, I felt bad about putting on a few cookie pounds over the holidays.

What a sad situation. Someone should have stepped in a long time ago. Poor kid.

freak6
02-08-2006, 02:56 PM
He's 34!!!!

He ain't no kid. He is gonna have some major left over skin if he loses half that weight.

I'm off to the beach to run a few miles now... That fatty motivates me!!!

Swedish Extrovert
02-08-2006, 03:00 PM
What a disgusting retard. I hate people with no self-control. I hate Doctor Phil too. People wonder why other hate America...

And it's not even an issue of being fat. A little meat on a person bones is fine, but when you're this disgustingly obiece it means you either have a health condition.... or you are a disgusting, selfish, worthless pig with noe self control.

Swedish Extrovert
02-08-2006, 03:01 PM
OH and I agree that someone should have stepped in, but I dont see the kid as much of a victum

smalltowngrll
02-08-2006, 03:01 PM
His friends and his mother enable him. They bring him tons of food. He is actually addicted to that food to the point where it "HURTS" if he doesn't have what his body craves! It is a VERY sad situation. His mother used to bribe him with food so that she didn't have to be seen out in public with him! She should be arrested for child abuse in my book. Overfeeding your kid to the point of putting their life in danger is just the same as starving them!

As far as the extra skin is concerned...if he does lose the weight he could have surgery to "tuck" the skin.

freak6
02-08-2006, 03:19 PM
As far as the extra skin is concerned...if he does lose the weight he could have surgery to "tuck" the skin.

I watch to much discover and TLC I guess, but I saw this fatty lose a ton of weight, and the surgery to take off the extra skin nearly killed her. I just hope he loses the weight so he can regain some of his life. They can't even do a surgery on him (I am pretty sure) to make his stomach smaller, because he has so much fat to go through. I saw some kid on MTV that wanted to do it, but she was to fat also.

I agree with you, the mom should be prosecuted, that is bs.

Only in the USA.

baja
02-08-2006, 03:24 PM
What a disgusting retard. I hate people with no self-control. I hate Doctor Phil too. People wonder why other hate America...

And it's not even an issue of being fat. A little meat on a person bones is fine, but when you're this disgustingly obiece it means you either have a health condition.... or you are a disgusting, selfish, worthless pig with noe self control.

I think you should try to speak your mind on these issues

Willynowei
02-08-2006, 03:26 PM
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHhAHahahhaH AHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAhAAaahahahhAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

FATASS.

ozomulsion
02-08-2006, 03:27 PM
What a disgusting retard. I hate people with no self-control. I hate Doctor Phil too. People wonder why other hate America...

And it's not even an issue of being fat. A little meat on a person bones is fine, but when you're this disgustingly obiece it means you either have a health condition.... or you are a disgusting, selfish, worthless pig with noe self control.

First of all, you're a loser.

Second of all, WE NEED TO SIGN THIS GUY!!!

DomCasual
02-08-2006, 03:29 PM
Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll roll over on Dr. Phil during the show. He's the most pretentious person in the history of people, in my opinion.

smalltowngrll
02-08-2006, 03:33 PM
What a disgusting retard. I hate people with no self-control. I hate Doctor Phil too. People wonder why other hate America...

And it's not even an issue of being fat. A little meat on a person bones is fine, but when you're this disgustingly obiece it means you either have a health condition.... or you are a disgusting, selfish, worthless pig with noe self control.

First, maybe you were blessed with a home where you were trained in a "normal" way of life. You have no clue what it would be like to be raised in an environment where you were not taught to have that self control that you so graciously have.

Remember, the entire world doesn't think like you...at least someone is willing to step in and help. Obviously he knows he needs it, or he wouldn't have agreed to it. I'm sure he's well aware of disgrace he will face from those that refuse to at least TRY and understand!

Hotrod
02-08-2006, 03:36 PM
Holy crap HAAAAAAAAAA

ak1971
02-08-2006, 03:38 PM
the Avs could wheel him out and stick him in goal...

baja
02-08-2006, 03:38 PM
Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll roll over on Dr. Phil during the show. He's the most pretentious person in the history of people, in my opinion.

na that would be Rush Limbaugh

Hotrod
02-08-2006, 03:38 PM
First, maybe you were blessed with a home where you were trained in a "normal" way of life. You have no clue what it would be like to be raised in an environment where he was not taught to have that self control that you so graciously have.

!

Sorry Im not buying what your selling here. Are you going to tell me the kid never went to school and got picked on for being a lard??? You just cant possible think that at some point he did not realize "hey I should prolly stop shoveling crap into my face" Parents or not at some point he had to know that eating a McDonalds out of food was a bad thing.

baja
02-08-2006, 03:43 PM
http://www.obesityinamerica.org/

http://www.nhpf.org/pdfs_bp/BP_Obesity_7-03.pdf

face it gringos you are a nation of fat asses...

smalltowngrll
02-08-2006, 03:46 PM
Sorry Im not buying what your selling here. Are you going to tell me the kid never went to school and got picked on for being a lard??? You just cant possible think that at some point he did not realize "hey I should prolly stop shoveling crap into my face" Parents or not at some point he had to know that eating a McDonalds out of food was a bad thing.

Hotrod...I can understand all of that....but, realize that this story goes deeper than this kid just eating too much. His own mom admits to bribing him with LOTS of food so she could go do what she wanted and didn't have to take him with her. That shows me that this kid is dealing with more than just an appetite. This tells me that there is something much more involved here. I'm not, by any means, making excuses for it, but what I am doing is trying to understand what the issue really is!

Although Dr Phil is doing the story today, there was a precursor to the story on some show I watched last night that had more information on it. Yep...at first I couldn't understand how someone could let themselves get that way...(Probably because I'm so obsessive/compulsive) about my own weight...but, after hearing just a little bit about growing up...I chose to try and understand a bit more.

Fusionfrontman
02-08-2006, 03:47 PM
First, maybe you were blessed with a home where you were trained in a "normal" way of life. You have no clue what it would be like to be raised in an environment where you were not taught to have that self control that you so graciously have.

Remember, the entire world doesn't think like you...at least someone is willing to step in and help. Obviously he knows he needs it, or he wouldn't have agreed to it. I'm sure he's well aware of disgrace he will face from those that refuse to at least TRY and understand!

I totally disagree with that comment and it is not a matter of being insensitive b/c that is not the issue. The fact is someone ALLOWED this man to get that way. You can point fingers at his mother, father, lack thereof or whomever, but the fact is the child, now a 34 year old i believe is to blame. To ALLOW yourself to get that way is a shame and reflection of how you treat yourself. For goodness sakes it is YOUR body, try and keep it in some kind of decent shape. Its the only one you have.

Obviously we can go further into this, as this is an easily debatable topic, but c'mon, he allowed himself to get that way. We praise and admire bodies like Arnold, Jess Alba and fit celebrities, at least the ones who WORKEd for their bodies, and yet when someone's body goes in the opposite direction we are cynical if we do not feel bad for them?
That is dissheartening.

Orange_Beard
02-08-2006, 03:48 PM
We should try him at RT. Tackle.

Orange_Beard
02-08-2006, 03:48 PM
This is the Bus in 2 years.

maven
02-08-2006, 03:53 PM
Is that Lardass?

DomCasual
02-08-2006, 03:56 PM
na that would be Rush Limbaugh
I hear you on Rush, but I would still argue that Dr. Phil soars even higher on the "Pretense-o-meter." I just can't stand him.

Hotrod
02-08-2006, 03:57 PM
Hotrod...I can understand all of that....but, realize that this story goes deeper than this kid just eating too much. His own mom admits to bribing him with LOTS of food so she could go do what she wanted and didn't have to take him with her. That shows me that this kid is dealing with more than just an appetite. This tells me that there is something much more involved here. I'm not, by any means, making excuses for it, but what I am doing is trying to understand what the issue really is!

Although Dr Phil is doing the story today, there was a precursor to the story on some show I watched last night that had more information on it. Yep...at first I couldn't understand how someone could let themselves get that way...(Probably because I'm so obsessive/compulsive) about my own weight...but, after hearing just a little bit about growing up...I chose to try and understand a bit more.

I can see your point that as a kid his mother was an idiot and caused him to eat like a freaking horse....BUT hes 34 years old you figure if he moved out of the house at 18 thats 16 years hes had to take a walk and start eating right. Its his own freaking fault that at the age of 34 hes still a tub of goo. Now if this was a 10 year old kid living at home then yes the parents can be held accountable but hes not hes his own person or as is in this case he's his own 10 people.

smalltowngrll
02-08-2006, 03:59 PM
I can see you point that as a kid his mother was an idiot and caused him to eat like a freaking horse....BUT hes 34 years old you figure if he moved out of the house at 18 thats 16 years hes had to take a walk do and start eating right. Its his own freaking fault that at the age of 34 hes still a tub of goo. Now if this was a 10 year old kid living at home then yes the parents can be held accountable but hes not hes his own person or as is in this case he's his own 10 people.

He never moved out of the house...he still lives under his monthers care.

Yea...as an adult...he is fully responisble for his actions...I agree. But, why would someone do this to themselves...sometimes I just don't understand.

DomCasual
02-08-2006, 03:59 PM
I bet Tedy Bruschi could get him in shape.

Mile High Shack
02-08-2006, 04:00 PM
man, that kid is fat (dead pan)

Hotrod
02-08-2006, 04:01 PM
He never moved out of the house...he still lives under his monthers care.

Yea...as an adult...he is fully responisble for his actions...I agree. But, why would someone do this to themselves...sometimes I just don't understand.

I did not see the show. I guess he prolly cant move out in his condition. Just curious during the show did they ever refer to him as Bob, boob, bobsourinfodude, Gocheifs or make reference to his false love of the cheifs and the fact hes a closet Bronco fan???

maven
02-08-2006, 04:03 PM
I wonder if he could eat 50 hot dogs in 10 minutes.

Hotrod
02-08-2006, 04:05 PM
I wonder if he could eat 50 hot dogs in 10 minutes.

Im thinking that at 1000lbs you would have to eat atleast that much every 10 minutes just to maintain your figure :spit:

Ok that was wrong.

maven
02-08-2006, 04:07 PM
Im thinking that at 1000lbs you would have to eat atleast that much every 10 minutes just to maintain your figure :spit:



Hilarious! :giggle: Ha!

Hotrod
02-08-2006, 04:10 PM
I guess Im just sick of all the Politically correct crap. If your fat stop eating If your a drunk stop drinking If your mother hated you get over it, If your daddy beat you get over it, If your broke dont use a credit card, of course if your ugly your kinda screwed.

watermock
02-08-2006, 04:11 PM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=2622&dateline=1139439191

ICON
02-08-2006, 04:15 PM
Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll roll over on Dr. Phil during the show. He's the most pretentious person in the history of people, in my opinion.Hilarious!

SportinOne
02-08-2006, 04:17 PM
http://www.obesityinamerica.org/

http://www.nhpf.org/pdfs_bp/BP_Obesity_7-03.pdf

face it gringos you are a nation of fat asses...

Yeah, because most mexicans aren't overweight, right?

I'm not denying that Americans aren't fat, i did a report on that last semester and the rates are horrible..

But go to a Wal Mart down by Chula Vista, National City, or Otay Mesa. Mexicans aren't exactly the most "fit" people on this planet.

baja
02-08-2006, 04:18 PM
This thread is nothing without BiG pictures

baja
02-08-2006, 04:22 PM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=2622&dateline=1139439191

can someone blow up this picture


ha ha aha ha, well can ya?

BMF Bronco
02-08-2006, 04:23 PM
I guess Im just sick of all the Politically correct crap. If your fat stop eating If your a drunk stop drinking If your mother hated you get over it, If your daddy beat you get over it, If your broke dont use a credit card, of course if your ugly your kinda screwed.
What if I'm a drunk that doesn't want to quit drinking?

Hotrod
02-08-2006, 04:25 PM
What if I'm a drunk that doesn't want to quit drinking?

I personally think being a drunk can be a good thing ;) Just as long as you dont bitch about it ;D

ICON
02-08-2006, 04:26 PM
I guess Im just sick of all the Politically correct crap. If your fat stop eating If your a drunk stop drinking If your mother hated you get over it, If your daddy beat you get over it, If your broke dont use a credit card, of course if your ugly your kinda screwed.Amen bro!!!

baja
02-08-2006, 04:27 PM
Yeah, because most mexicans aren't overweight, right?

I'm not denying that Americans aren't fat, i did a report on that last semester and the rates are horrible..

But go to a Wal Mart down by Chula Vista, National City, or Otay Mesa. Mexicans aren't exactly the most "fit" people on this planet.

Mexicans became over weight after eating the SAD diet for a number of years

SAD = Standard American Diet

BMF Bronco
02-08-2006, 04:27 PM
I personally think being a drunk can be a good thing ;) Just as long as you dont b**** about it ;D
Whew, you had me scared there!!!!!!!

watermock
02-08-2006, 04:28 PM
here at E.Harmony.mane we put soul mates together on a monthly basis...

This is a classic match made in heaven:

http://www.moralminority.org/graphics/mm/amanda-1.jpg

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=2622&dateline=1139439191

watermock
02-08-2006, 04:31 PM
http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/Demi-Moore-And-Ashton-Kutcher-Sold-Their-Wedding-Photos-For-3-million-2.jpg

Another E-Harmony.mane match made in heaven...42 year old demi and 27 yo dimwit from that 70's show.

PatsWin2002
02-08-2006, 04:34 PM
I wonder if he ever got anyone with the ol' "pull my finger" bit.

maven
02-08-2006, 04:37 PM
http://photos11.flickr.com/13249369_6d043bb371_m.jpg

Is this his dad?

watermock
02-08-2006, 04:38 PM
http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/Demi-Moore-And-Ashton-Kutcher-Sold-Their-Wedding-Photos-For-3-million-2.jpg

Bruce Willis couldn't handle her yet this kid thinks he can?

This should be amusing.

baja
02-08-2006, 04:39 PM
here at E.Harmony.mane we put soul mates together on a monthly basis...

This is a classic match made in heaven:

http://www.moralminority.org/graphics/mm/amanda-1.jpg

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=2622&dateline=1139439191

http://www.mtnrents.com/images/1508_Bedroom_Look_at_That_Giant_Bed.JPG

Blueflame
02-08-2006, 04:42 PM
I guess Im just sick of all the Politically correct crap. If your fat stop eating If your a drunk stop drinking If your mother hated you get over it, If your daddy beat you get over it, If your broke dont use a credit card, of course if your ugly your kinda screwed.


Doesn't that usually work the opposite way, Hotrod? I mean, I'd guess ugly people, in general might not be screwed.... :P

watermock
02-08-2006, 04:45 PM
Usually, ugly people have an uncanny ability to breed multiple litters...the male is very careful as the little ones catch body heat has the female goes to the fridge to replentish her hunger...This routine will be alternated till the toddler can reach the cottage cheese.

baja
02-08-2006, 05:01 PM
http://www.angelfire.com/oz/z-woodworks/images/Bed.JPG

FantomForce
02-08-2006, 06:26 PM
Poor Bastard

-Slap-
02-08-2006, 06:49 PM
na that would be Rush Limbaugh
I was just skimming this thread, you mean this isn't Limbaugh?

http://www.drphil.com/assets/2/251b03ab83168df8a4f8a67a5f80629c.jpg

DomCasual
02-08-2006, 07:03 PM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=2622&dateline=1139439191
Somebody should tell him to wear more vertical stripes - they have a slimming effect.

ludo21
02-08-2006, 07:07 PM
Somebody should tell him to wear more vertical stripes - they have a slimming effect.


your right.... he would only look 500 lbs...

Raider Bill
02-08-2006, 07:08 PM
here at E.Harmony.mane we put soul mates together on a monthly basis...

This is a classic match made in heaven:

http://www.moralminority.org/graphics/mm/amanda-1.jpg

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=2622&dateline=1139439191

If they went at it, the dude would cut his ass on the ceiling fan.

watermock
02-08-2006, 07:12 PM
I don't know what to do for fat bastard, but making fun of him isn't one of him...

He needs to go to the hospital...damn...

We can talk him down but he's over the top and needs medical attention...

jeeze throw him a lifeline....

-Slap-
02-08-2006, 07:13 PM
What if I'm a drunk that doesn't want to quit drinking?
There are two ways of stopping.

-Slap-
02-08-2006, 07:20 PM
I want to know how much he weighed at five years old, ten years old. Maybe, at that point, I might see where you can hold the parents culpable. I think trying to prosecute parents in a case like this would be a slippery slope, though. A high percentage of the kids in this country are clinically obese. Are we going to look at all these households? There aren't enough social workers to go around to help children who are at immediate risk in truly dangerous homes.

watermock
02-08-2006, 07:25 PM
I'm just making some jokes. I hope they get some help.

RMT
02-08-2006, 11:10 PM
This is the Bus in 2 years.

I say more than 2 years ... after the SB, the NFL probably still has refs looking out for the Steelers. Bettis will probably get refs to follow him in retirement like the Prez has the secret service ... the NFL is so far up the Steelers' @$$ :)

RMT
02-08-2006, 11:11 PM
here at E.Harmony.mane we put soul mates together on a monthly basis...

This is a classic match made in heaven:

http://www.moralminority.org/graphics/mm/amanda-1.jpg

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=2622&dateline=1139439191

Mock, it's QUALITY over QUANTITY - not the other way around.

RMT
02-08-2006, 11:12 PM
What if I'm a drunk that doesn't want to quit drinking?

Just like the new group wanting to file suit against Apple for making iPods that make people deaf. I guess those joining the suit are already stupid.

Atlas
02-09-2006, 01:20 AM
First of all, you're a loser.

Second of all, WE NEED TO SIGN THIS GUY!!!

Isn't Gilbert Brown available???

broncocalijohn
02-09-2006, 01:56 AM
I never watch Dr. Phil but I stumbled onto it and it's sad to say the least...this kid doesn't need jokes, he needs help. I don't know if Dr. Phil, a psudo-shrink on TV is the right guy, but the kid needs help to get his self esteem established.

He needs jokes like he needs a diet. Now that's a FAT BASTARD. Since he is probably bed ridden, I wouldnt feed that lard for 30 days except water, vegetables and a 1/2 a chicken for dinner. He has enough fat to keep him alive. I figure the 1/2 ton blob cant get up and walk so how will he retaliate? It is for his own good. I would get that Mom out of there. She is feeding this T Rex. Of course he lives with his Mom. 34 years old? Loser to start. That shirt he is wearing can shelter a Mexican family inTJ. Mexican family. That is at least 10 people. Watermock, he has self esteem. It is way LOOOOOOW. Lower than his gut hitting his knees. His skin probably weighs 100 pounds. Burn victims everywhere can benefit from his personal canvas. Serious though, I heard kids on the block love him. He provides shade for all the kids on the block during hot, summer days. I could go on but you get the point. Disgusting!

Maximus
02-09-2006, 05:46 AM
I totally disagree with that comment and it is not a matter of being insensitive b/c that is not the issue. The fact is someone ALLOWED this man to get that way. You can point fingers at his mother, father, lack thereof or whomever, but the fact is the child, now a 34 year old i believe is to blame. To ALLOW yourself to get that way is a shame and reflection of how you treat yourself. For goodness sakes it is YOUR body, try and keep it in some kind of decent shape. Its the only one you have.

Obviously we can go further into this, as this is an easily debatable topic, but c'mon, he allowed himself to get that way. We praise and admire bodies like Arnold, Jess Alba and fit celebrities, at least the ones who WORKEd for their bodies, and yet when someone's body goes in the opposite direction we are cynical if we do not feel bad for them?
That is dissheartening.

Who wants to predict when the lawsuit against McDonalds or Burger King is filed?

watermock
02-09-2006, 05:55 AM
Well you can't use the chicken or the egg argument...he ate both of them.

He's been enabled, and I wouldn't make fun of him in his face, and he needs some help or will die. He said he had some incident in the bathroom and needed help...I mean...good grief guy...so he winds up on Dr. Phil...that's a genius...that's like asking Oprah how to lose weight. That arrogant prick I just stumbled on the show. He points his finger and does all kinds of innapropriate behavior. He's basically a know it all moron that likes to pick on people.

Maximus
02-09-2006, 05:57 AM
First of all, you're a loser.

Second of all, WE NEED TO SIGN THIS GUY!!!

He's on record stating that he will only sign if the King is signed with him. If you look closely at the Burger king commercial... you will see this kid pancake a DE to spring The King for a TD. Kiper says the kid has tremendous backside and a healthy appetite for blocking... especially for the King!

watermock
02-09-2006, 06:02 AM
It honestly wouldn't surprise me to see 800 pound DT's soon that could run a 9.0,

I guess we have...Gilbert Brown wasn't it?

Dr. Broncenstein
02-09-2006, 08:51 AM
I usually have someone 600lbs plus in the hospital at any time. Today, as a matter of fact, I am doing an open tracheostomy on a 700 pounder. This person is literally so fat that she cannot breathe on her own.... and almost died because before she was intubated by anethesia with a fiberoptic bronchoscope in the ER.

Someone at home has to feed these people to get to these proportions. They cannot perform the simplest tasks and are essentially bedridden. There is always an enabling family member. I won't ever understand it.

Counterintuitively, they are always malnourished with almost no protein stores. Just imagine a tiny starving person under a mountain of useless empty calories.

BMF Bronco
02-09-2006, 09:14 AM
There are two ways of stopping.
They are????

Hotrod
02-09-2006, 09:33 AM
I usually have someone 600lbs plus in the hospital at any time. Today, as a matter of fact, I am doing an open tracheostomy on a 700 pounder. This person is literally so fat that she cannot breathe on her own.... and almost died because before she was intubated by anethesia with a fiberoptic bronchoscope in the ER.

Someone at home has to feed these people to get to these proportions. They cannot perform the simplest tasks and are essentially bedridden. There is always an enabling family member. I won't ever understand it.

Counterintuitively, they are always malnourished with almost no protein stores. Just imagine a tiny starving person under a mountain of useless empty calories.

So your saying that these mountains of goo are actually starving to death. Holy crap talk about irony :spit: Like I said before stop freaking eating. I dont care to hear of their "addiction" Ive had my share of them and yes they are a bitch to beat but you can if you want to. I would think at the age of 34 and you have to have your mother wipe your ass because your to fricking fat to do it yourself you might just might decide to lay off the fricking ice cream just a bit.

Swedish Extrovert
02-10-2006, 06:29 PM
I guess I turned this into a political debate. Fact is, he is a fatass. Americans should start practicing more self-control. There are a lot of things we do right, and a lot of things we do wrong. And the root of all evil in the US is selfish, materialistic, fatasses like this repulsive piece of ****.

Oh yeah, and I say this with a nice piece of Cheddar Cheese in my mouth. But thats okay because I ran 3 miles this afternoon. I'm 5'9" 170.... with a 9.7% bodyfat last time I checked. I'd say thats healthy.

watermock
02-10-2006, 07:22 PM
170 and 700 are two very different things, and I imagine you put on some muscle in the military. By the time your literally unable to go to the bathroom you have to seek help. And yes, there is usually an enabler.

Those Goldfinger comedies with Fat Bastard are funny, but it got a little serious when Fat Bastard said "I eat because I'm sad, and I'm sad because I eat. Then Fat Bastard tried to kill them again...but he was crying...

I think I remember you saying you were about 135-40 smurf. It's normal to put on some pounds as you mature and of course, they feed you pretty good to build stamina in the Military. Congrats again for making E-4.

Swedish Extrovert
02-12-2006, 09:17 AM
Wow, you're the first to say they feed us 'well.'

A lot of people complain, but it really isnt that bad. Its poorly cooked, and I dont like eating on that dirty boat, but its okay food.

TexanBob
02-12-2006, 02:48 PM
Staples. It's not just for office supplies.

watermock
02-12-2006, 02:58 PM
Wow, you're the first to say they feed us 'well.'

A lot of people complain, but it really isnt that bad. Its poorly cooked, and I dont like eating on that dirty boat, but its okay food.

First, your not in the trenches on that boat...who's running that barge? Clean it up. Second, MRI's aren't the cold C rations that WW2 or the freezing ground troops tried to unfreeze.

By "well" I basically mean your getting enough caloric intake to function properly, and it's heated...hell yes it's messhall slop...I understand. I never said your were at "Cafe Frogleg"....I bet the Russians and Germans starving at the eastern front wouldn't of complained...or the orphans....

I don't know alot about the military other than tactical and political matters, but I know that we try. If there is something specific, PM me and I will e-mail the white house...Bush works for me...

Hotrod
02-13-2006, 08:13 AM
Wow, you're the first to say they feed us 'well.'

A lot of people complain, but it really isnt that bad. Its poorly cooked, and I dont like eating on that dirty boat, but its okay food.

The USS Fredrick used to have some pretty good eats when I was on her. I guess if just depends on the cooking crew you have.

B-Love
02-13-2006, 09:31 AM
Staples. It's not just for office supplies.

LMFAO!! Good one!!

Swedish Extrovert
02-14-2006, 05:54 PM
Oh im not complaining in the least bit...

elsid13
02-14-2006, 06:02 PM
Stupid Question what does he wear???

MightySmurf

I actually eaten is some very good Navy enlisted mess halls, not as good as Air Force but ten time better then the MC.