The mullets just get more and more entertaining...

[Florida_Bronco]

Gotta love these gems I found over at Qweef's Planet

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=134684 Hilarious!

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=134716

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=134623 Like any of those toothless mother****ers would have a shot at her :D

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=134688

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=134614&page=1&pp=15

They just never cease to amaze me with the **** they post over there. Do they have no idea that we see this and constantly laugh at them because of it? LOL

[Northman]

These are the same silly dip****s that are calling a teen a pussy cause his teacher and fellow students berate him in the classroom.

[Moon§hiner]

Every day I check the Mane...then I check Fark.com, then I check HillbillyFark.com aka Chiefs Planet

[Rohirrim]

Man, that's pathetic. I guess if King Carl was my GM and had just hired Herm, I would go a little off the deep end myself.

Got to admit, though, this was a good line:
I somehow imagine that she's not as attractive while wearing a big, rubber, penis.

[ZachKC]

All in good fun, all kinds of strange thing pass through the message board...

[ZachKC]

Man, that's pathetic. [/B]
What is pathetic? Maybe you are taking everything a bit seriously?

[Bronx33]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=134623 Like any of those toothless mother****ers would have a shot at her :D



They have a shot at the strap on though.

[scorpio]

The "I Wish We Were More Like The Broncos" threads are golden.

[FantomForce]

The best are the two or three damn women that knew that it was a home made tatoo gun and they went ahead and paid for tatoos anyway and the wound up in the hospitalHilarious!

[crazyhorse]

Gotta love these gems I found over at Qweef's Planet



They just never cease to amaze me with the **** they post over there. Do they have no idea that we see this and constantly laugh at them because of it? LOL

We realize that you are looking.

I mean, you can only lie to yourself about Jake Plummer for so long before you look somewhere else for entertainment.

Hey, how 'bout them Browncos???

Now that's funny ROFL!

[scorpio]

We realize that you are looking.

I mean, you can only lie to yourself about Jake Plummer for so long before you look somewhere else for entertainment.

Hey, how 'bout them Browncos???

Now that's funny ROFL!


It's time to retire, Crazyhorse. Your smack has become more sad than amusing.

[ZachKC]

It's time to retire, Crazyhorse. Your smack has become more sad than amusing.
We can't all be the kings of original smack with mullet humor and all.

[crazyhorse]

It's time to retire, Crazyhorse. Your smack has become more sad than amusing.

It was a serious statement.

When I smack you....you will know it.

[Breck Bronc]

It was a serious statement.

When I smack you....you will know it.Now you sound like Mock. Not good.

[crazyhorse]

Now you sound like Mock. Not good.

What part of my statement sounded like I was banging a cat?

[Priest Dante]

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=37343

That's the most retarded so far.

[scorpio]

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=37343

That's the most retarded so far.

Jeez, someone posts the word "mullet" one time and the sex offenders come out of the woodwork to defend their honor.

[Breck Bronc]

What part of my statement sounded like I was banging a cat?"When I smack you....you will know it." That quote is something Mock has posted at least 1,000 times.

[Priest Dante]

Jeez, someone posts the word "mullet" one time and the sex offenders come out of the woodwork to defend their honor.
Well your wife told me she was of age. Anyways, I've been "out of the woodwork" , since October of 2003, I just haven't been around lately because I know how touchy the mods get around here after your team blows a nationally televised game.

Go Steelers!

[scorpio]

Well your wife told me she was of age.


I don't get it, are you implying that I'm married to a minor? Believe it or not, that's not a common practice here in Colorado. You whacky hillbillies.

[Northman]

It was a serious statement.

When I smack you....you will know it.


I dont know whats sadder, the fact that jake Plummer got the Broncos to the AFC Championship game or that Green has never gotten the Chiefs to the AFC Championship game. Hilarious!

[Breck Bronc]

I dont know whats sadder, the fact that jake Plummer got the Broncos to the AFC Championship game or that Green has never gotten the Chiefs to the AFC Championship game. Hilarious!Screw the AFC Championship game, how about even winning in the playoffs!

Kansas City has won 3 playoff games in 36 years. Carolina has only been in the league for 11 years and has 6 playoff victories, twice as many as the ketchup and mustard crew.

[Northman]

Screw the AFC Championship game, how about even winning in the playoffs!

Kansas City has won 3 playoff games in 36 years. Carolina has only been in the league for 11 years and has 6 playoff victories, twice as many as the ketchup and mustard crew.


Good point, for a team that is just plain Dismal year in and year out they sure do talk a lot of empty trash. :D

[-Slap-]

Screw the AFC Championship game, how about even winning in the playoffs!

Kansas City has won 3 playoff games in 36 years. Carolina has only been in the league for 11 years and has 6 playoff victories, twice as many as the ketchup and mustard crew.
Pittsburgh has won as many playoff games this month as Kansas City has won in 36 years.

[scorpio]

Pittsburgh has won as many playoff games this month as Kansas City has won in 36 years.

Yeah but uh....Jake Plummer....uhh....uhh....Browncos...uh... you stupid donkeys!

[crazyhorse]

Yeah but uh....Jake Plummer....uhh....uhh....Browncos...uh... you stupid donkeys!

It's time to retire, scorpio. Your smack has become more sad than amusing.

smack

[scorpio]

smack


you took what I said about you and made it about me!

i am defeated.

[watermock]

So im sitting there a few minutes ago completing my business, when the wife comes up and says: "Babe, dont use that toilet, i stopped it up 2 hours ago" Man, i swear, i have to plunge one of my toliets at least 2 or 3 times a week? Is this natural?

The things that absolutely slay me can't be made up.

[Moon§hiner]

I personally like the thread where husband and wife fight on the keyboard because she might be flirting with the hillbillies.

[watermock]

I used to golf up in Garland and just across the river was a pig slaugherhouse, and they used something that went bang...we need to borrow that...

I think I may need a support group or something. I am addicted to the ultimate cheeseburger at jack in the box. I really cant figure out why I like this burger I just find myself driving there at odd hours of the day to eat one. Sometimes the urge hits me at 2 in the morning and off I go. At 1120 callories I know this cant be good behavior. Anybody know of any support groups out there to help me with my new problem ?

No, what you need is a freakin' brain your dimwint...first your lost, so we can kick your ass to any destination free of charge...

[Tombstone RJ]

Anyone want to start predicting where the Broncos and the chefs finish in the standings next season? I'd love to hear from the chef's fans on this subject...

[watermock]

Shut up you jug of boobshine...

Your opinions cound as much as Gerald Ford's hospital rambles.

[Moon§hiner]

The Chiefs are going to the Suber Bole dangit!!...They have Herm, Gunther and Carl now...heh

[Moon§hiner]

Your colostomy bag is full again Mock...go empty it

[-Slap-]

Shut up you jug of boobshine...

Your opinions cound as much as Gerald Ford's hospital rambles.
Keep going, Mock. See if you can hit 50K before you pass out.

http://www.neuroatomik.com/user_grafix/LojikDrunk.JPG

[Clockwork Orange]

Keep going, Mock. See if you can hit 50K before you pass out.

http://www.neuroatomik.com/user_grafix/LojikDrunk.JPG

http://tvindy.typepad.com/photos/private/drunk.jpg

Let's see if Beezer blacks out first. I'm betting on a photo finish.

[brncs_fan]

http://tvindy.typepad.com/photos/private/drunk.jpg

Let's see if Beezer blacks out first. I'm betting on a photo finish.
I don't care who you are, that is the funniest thing we have seen this month.

REP!

[Northman]

That is totally priceless. Bastice would get a kick out of that! haha

[Kaylore]

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=37343

That's the most retarded so far. Let's see, a thread about what type of food you like or a thread about whether you would take a plastic dildo up your poop shoot if it meant nailing the ass rapist when she was done with you. Yeah, tough call there. The Burger thread is clearly the winner for most retarded. ::)

[dumpy]

Come on these threads are killing them

[Clockwork Orange]

Let's see, a thread about what type of food you like or a thread about whether you would take a plastic dilrod up your poop shoot if it meant nailing the ass rapist when she was done with you. Yeah, tough call there. The Burger thread is clearly the winner for most retarded. ::)

Chef fans discussing the prospect of being anally violated shouldn't be all that surprising. Carl Peterson's been driving hard and fast up their collective hershey highways for over a decade now.

[GreatBronco16]

http://orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=230&dateline=1138519116

Hilarious!

[gunns]

We realize that you are looking.

I mean, you can only lie to yourself about Jake Plummer for so long before you look somewhere else for entertainment.

Hey, how 'bout them Browncos???

Now that's funny ROFL!

The even funnier one is the fact you guys think Green is Montana incarnate and he's never even won a playoff game.

Seems to me the Browncos did a job on the Chiefs in Denver. And for the entire year for that matter. Here's a funny one that you might get.....how 'bout Surtain??? Oh no, how 'bout GOONTHER!!!

[Popps]

Makes me glad I've never so much as stepped foot in Chefs Planet.

Though, the poll was helpful. Now we can say, with no uncertainty, that 40% of Chefs fans would take it in the ###, and that's just the ones who eagerly admit it. I'd put actual estimates in the high 80% range.

[GreatBronco16]

Makes me glad I've never so much as stepped foot in Chefs Planet.

Though, the poll was helpful. Now we can say, with no uncertainty, that 40% of Chefs fans would take it in the ###, and that's just the ones who eagerly admit it. I'd put actual estimates in the high 80% range.

Most of them probably have already taken it up the butt on numerous occasions, and none of them have been with Jessica Simpson. So I'd say it would be more in the 90-95% range.;D