Vegas_Bronco
01-17-2006, 04:50 PM
I modified this for all those having trouble at work this week >>>>
GAME: SHOW YOU BLEED ORANGE AND BLUE THIS WEEK!!!
How many points can you score in your office this week as a TRUE BRONCOS FAN? Talley them up, share your stories and we'll crown a winner.
ONE POINT:
1) Run one lap around the office at top speed saying you were lucky this weekend! It will shut all of them up!
2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle - Patriots Suck! (at least one other 'non-Broncos Fan' must be in the toilet at the time).
3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk about the Broncos right now. Bye."
5) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace - When they ask, say you learned it from Tom Brady.
6) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!" And when they ask why, tell them it's because your a Broncos fan.
7) Walk sideways to the photocopier wearing your Broncos gear.
8) While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors opens with your gear.
THREE-POINTS:
1) Say to your bosses boss (or the highest person you have access to), "I like your style - you should grow a beard like Plummer" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to audible it". When the ask, "what?" - reply with, "I am the 12th man" while beating your chest (with Broncos gear).
3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice) only refer to yourself as a Broncos Fan.
4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'co-worker' within sight) and tell them you forgot your Broncos Mug.
5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting - tell them you learned how to audible this weekend from Jake Plummer.
FIVE POINTS:
1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself) - then yell "ITS PLAYOFF TIME BABY!!!" (wearing, of course, your Broncos gear).
2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times - yell at them: "LIghts OUt Steeler Fans!".
3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Jake".
4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two before watching game film".
5) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now" while taking off your Broncos hat.
6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator with a note "Raiders (or favorite team) suck!".
7) In a colleague's diary, write in ffice:smarttags" />10am: "See how I look in orange and blue tights".
8) Paste Broncos stickers, etc, on your keyboard. Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask, "You wanna trade?"
9) Come to work in army fatigues with orange and blue face paint and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".
10) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk wearing Broncos gear.
11) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at the Mile High Magical Restaurant at Invesco Field. Make certificateds and encourage him to go.
12) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call. Tell them you met a Broncos Cheerleader over the weekend and tickled her with your accent.
13) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act like you knew it was there or genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
14) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and orange or blue biscuits, smash each biscuit with your fist and yell 'GO BRONCOS' before handing it to them.
15) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door - tell them your checking the gametime countdown clock.
16) Arrange Bronco play figures or Football cards on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.
And if that wasn't enough for you...
1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses, a Broncos hat on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the salary cap next year, we are going to have to let one of you go. That, is why Denver must win the SB this year!"
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want some Bronco Spirit with that.
4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "W'IN' with a broncos logo or sticker.,
5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for a week. Once everyone has gotten over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance to THE PLAN."
8) Don't use any punctuation for the week.
9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk wearing, of course, your Broncos gear.
10) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer and then wink at them (wearing your Broncos gear).
11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go - because there is only X,XXX Minutes until THE STEELERS GAME."
12) Whisper silently, "I know the Broncos can do it" continually while sitting next to a co-worker. Show some expression when whispering.
14) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day and tell them your getting ready for the BIG GAME this weekend.
15) Days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're focusing on a win this weekend.
16) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 2nd time this week!!!" Grab your Broncos shirt or hat and kiss it twice and point to the sky.
17) When leaving work, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Nah, nah, nah, nah...Hey, hey, goooood-byyyyyye!"
18) Choose the most irritating person in a meeting & repeat every word they say in a high pitched voice whilst opening & closing the fingers of your right hand as if operating a glove puppet. Tell them that it is your Kubiak doll.
GAME: SHOW YOU BLEED ORANGE AND BLUE THIS WEEK!!!
How many points can you score in your office this week as a TRUE BRONCOS FAN? Talley them up, share your stories and we'll crown a winner.
ONE POINT:
1) Run one lap around the office at top speed saying you were lucky this weekend! It will shut all of them up!
2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle - Patriots Suck! (at least one other 'non-Broncos Fan' must be in the toilet at the time).
3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk about the Broncos right now. Bye."
5) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace - When they ask, say you learned it from Tom Brady.
6) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!" And when they ask why, tell them it's because your a Broncos fan.
7) Walk sideways to the photocopier wearing your Broncos gear.
8) While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors opens with your gear.
THREE-POINTS:
1) Say to your bosses boss (or the highest person you have access to), "I like your style - you should grow a beard like Plummer" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to audible it". When the ask, "what?" - reply with, "I am the 12th man" while beating your chest (with Broncos gear).
3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice) only refer to yourself as a Broncos Fan.
4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'co-worker' within sight) and tell them you forgot your Broncos Mug.
5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting - tell them you learned how to audible this weekend from Jake Plummer.
FIVE POINTS:
1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself) - then yell "ITS PLAYOFF TIME BABY!!!" (wearing, of course, your Broncos gear).
2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times - yell at them: "LIghts OUt Steeler Fans!".
3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Jake".
4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two before watching game film".
5) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now" while taking off your Broncos hat.
6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator with a note "Raiders (or favorite team) suck!".
7) In a colleague's diary, write in ffice:smarttags" />10am: "See how I look in orange and blue tights".
8) Paste Broncos stickers, etc, on your keyboard. Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask, "You wanna trade?"
9) Come to work in army fatigues with orange and blue face paint and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".
10) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk wearing Broncos gear.
11) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at the Mile High Magical Restaurant at Invesco Field. Make certificateds and encourage him to go.
12) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call. Tell them you met a Broncos Cheerleader over the weekend and tickled her with your accent.
13) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act like you knew it was there or genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
14) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and orange or blue biscuits, smash each biscuit with your fist and yell 'GO BRONCOS' before handing it to them.
15) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door - tell them your checking the gametime countdown clock.
16) Arrange Bronco play figures or Football cards on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.
And if that wasn't enough for you...
1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses, a Broncos hat on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the salary cap next year, we are going to have to let one of you go. That, is why Denver must win the SB this year!"
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want some Bronco Spirit with that.
4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "W'IN' with a broncos logo or sticker.,
5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for a week. Once everyone has gotten over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance to THE PLAN."
8) Don't use any punctuation for the week.
9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk wearing, of course, your Broncos gear.
10) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer and then wink at them (wearing your Broncos gear).
11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go - because there is only X,XXX Minutes until THE STEELERS GAME."
12) Whisper silently, "I know the Broncos can do it" continually while sitting next to a co-worker. Show some expression when whispering.
14) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day and tell them your getting ready for the BIG GAME this weekend.
15) Days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're focusing on a win this weekend.
16) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 2nd time this week!!!" Grab your Broncos shirt or hat and kiss it twice and point to the sky.
17) When leaving work, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Nah, nah, nah, nah...Hey, hey, goooood-byyyyyye!"
18) Choose the most irritating person in a meeting & repeat every word they say in a high pitched voice whilst opening & closing the fingers of your right hand as if operating a glove puppet. Tell them that it is your Kubiak doll.