Todd Sauerbrun vs. Chuck Norris

[DomCasual]

Chuck Norris has 2 speeds - walk and kill.

God wanted 10 days to create the Earth. Todd Sauerbrun gave him 6.

Every year on his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Todd Sauerbrun isn't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Todd Sauerbrun.

Go ahead and banish this thread to the butt. :)

[The Big E]

LOL You sir, are a funny, warped individual.

[DomCasual]

LOL You sir, are a funny, warped individual.
That's the kindest thing anyone has said to me all day! :thumbs:

[Garcia Bronco]

I've got mind control over Todd Sauerbaun....when he tells me to shut up...I stop talkin....but when he leave...I start talking again.

[Bronx33]

ATTN! Tedy Bruschi was proven only human...................that is all!

[anthonypacino]

steroids work! (or maybe just fundamental football/helmet on ball side while making a tackle.)

[NYBronc]

Todd Sauerbrun only wears rabid wolverines for underwear.

[Kaylore]

I was thinking about doing a thread like this.

[NYBronc]

Gotta love it.

Continental Drift is caused by the Earth trying to make room for Todd Sauerbrun.

[NYBronc]

Todd Sauerbrun is what Willis was talking about.

[anthonypacino]

Todd Sauerbrun is what Willis was talking about.
thats the first thing that made me laugh today, awesome!

[NYBronc]

Todd Sauerbrun rarely has to leave his house. If he wants to go somewhere, he just tells it to "get the f**k over here".

[NYBronc]

Todd Sauerbrun invented the C-section when he roundhouse kicked his way into the world.

[BMF Bronco]

Todd Sauerbrun is what Willis was talking about.
that's some funny shiite! LOL LOL LOL

[Atlas]

More and more like chef planet everyday

[Kaylore]

Todd Sauerbrun is what Willis was talking about.
LOL

[freak6]

Todd Sauerbraun took up an offseason job in Liberty, CO. He helps out with transgender operations, it's not much of a change from his work with the Broncos, kicking balls off.

[Mile High Shack]

Sauerbrun doesn't take steroids

Body builders takes Sauerbruns

[Rulon Velvet Jones]

Sounds oddly familiar...hmmmmmm

[DomCasual]

Sounds oddly familiar...hmmmmmm
Yeah, my apologies. I thought the thread would only work from a deja vu perspective if I copied verbatim the first post of the Bruschi thread.

[ludo21]

Yeah, my apologies. I thought the thread would only work from a deja vu perspective if I copied verbatim the first post of the Bruschi thread.


o it will !Booya!

]Why even have a coverage unit. Todd can can kcik and tackle all by himself!!

[NYBronc]

Ted's dead, baby. Ted's dead.

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Good thread.

Todd does not make tackles, he just commands the earth to open an swallow the opponent.

[NYBronc]

Against popular viewpoint Todd Sauerbrun invented the phrase, "Oh snap," after breaking the back of Ellis Hobbs

[NYBronc]

One must promptly recognize Todd Sauerbrun... always. One time, my buddy said, "Is that Todd Sau-", and his head exploded.

[NYBronc]

Todd Sauerbrun sodomized Scooby Doo and every member of "the gang" because Todd Sauerbrun doesn't support gangs.

[Garcia Bronco]

Todd Sauerbrun is the only person who is actually new and improved.

[NYBronc]

Yeah, my apologies. I thought the thread would only work from a deja vu perspective if I copied verbatim the first post of the Bruschi thread.

Todd Sauerbrun can see deja vu approaching.

[NYBronc]

Todd Sauerbrun uses his johnson to look around corners.

[ozomulsion]

Against popular viewpoint Todd Sauerbrun invented the phrase, "Oh snap," after breaking the back of Ellis Hobbs

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/8609/ohsnap1db.gif

[ludo21]

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/8609/ohsnap1db.gif

Ha!

When Todd wakes up in the morning he tells the sun to stay down so he can sleep a little longer.

[DomCasual]

Todd Sauerbrun can see deja vu approaching.
Todd Sauerbrun invented deja vu.

[ScottXray]

Todd Sauerbrun invented deja vu.

Todd Sauerbrun invented .....Wait, hasn't this happened before?
zowie!

[srt4jam]

Todd Sauerbrun once punted the ball so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

[watermock]

Todd has dreams of meeting Brian Urlacher in a dark alley on the South Side and kickin' his ass.

[watermock]

Todd Sauerbrun once punted the ball so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Ameliea Earharts plane was found off Guam with an autographed Saerbraun football stuck in the fusilage.

[ozomulsion]

I herard Todd Saurbrun wears a live rattlesnake as a condom! :strong:

[dbfan4life]

"Our punter will **** you up!!!"

[srt4jam]

Todd's tears cure cancer...................... Too bad he has never cried.

[DomCasual]

Todd's steroids are more potent than your steroids.

In all seriousness, Todd has been a model citizen here, and he seems genuinely grateful to be here.

[srt4jam]

Every time Todd punts, an angel gets its wings.

[TheManeMan]

I've got mind control over Todd Sauerbaun....when he tells me to shut up...I stop talkin....but when he leave...I start talking again.

Nice GB! ^5

http://www.moviemaze.de/celebs/0091/main01.jpg

[Kaylore]

Todd's poop can be baked into delicious brownies that provide mystical healing powers.

Todd practiced punting as a child by kicking cinder blocks over the grand canyon.

Todd wraps his body in the skin of his enemies before games. During half time, he consumes their eyes to absorb their energy.

[Bronco Billy]

You guys are messed up. Funny as hell, but still messed up! :afro:

[NDN_BRONCO]

Todd Sauerbrun is also living and working on a indian casino on the south western side of colorado as a cashier!:peace:

[Vegas_Bronco]

Yoda learned his Shiat at The Sauerbrun Institute.

[Vegas_Bronco]

SIMON is Todd Sauerbrun's father, now 'he says' follow this - beep, beep, boop, bop, beep, Mother Fu***r!

[BigPlayShay]

Todd's tears cure cancer...................... Too bad he has never cried.

LOL OMFG

[NYBronc]

Back in highschool, Todd Sauerbrun was the QB of his football team. In the last game of the season, Todd threw an interception but as the safety was returning the ball Todd gave him a roundhouse kick and knocked his head off. Instead of picking up the ball, he picked up the guy's head and punted it through the up-rights.

The rest is history.

[BroncoFanDoug]

Yeah, my apologies. I thought the thread would only work from a deja vu perspective if I copied verbatim the first post of the Bruschi thread.

It would be passe if it were about Al Wilson. About a punter!? It's pretty funny!

[Vegas_Bronco]

Todd solved this Rubix Cube with his foot.


http://www.cool-merchandise.co.uk/rubix_cube.jpg

[Vegas_Bronco]

Todd's is 'Muthermay Eye'!

[Ron Mexico]

Hi, Ron Mexico here. My little bro Marcus is going to jail and missing the NFL draft because he couldn't carry Todd Sauerbran's jock. Last year, Coach Mora told me to learn how to pass or he would trade me for Todd Sauerbran.

[NYBronc]

Todd Sauerbrun f****d a black hole to just prove his dick was long enough.

[Vegas_Bronco]

Father Time sets his clock by Todd

Groundhogs look for their shadow only after looking for Todd's

Todd isn't a result of Mother Nature, we are a result of Todd and Mother Nature

Natural Selection ended with Todd