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Chimporilla
01-16-2006, 10:03 AM
The words of congratulations are a little late, but still deserved. Sorry I didn't get back the next day to take my medicine, but better late than never. I didn't really watch the game. I was at a bar where the game was on. However, given the choice between paying attention to the tv or the good looking intellectual-type girl I was out with, it wasn't hard to come to the right decision. One minute the game was and when she'd go to the restroom I'd take a look at the score. Then next thing I know, it's four in the morning. Time flies I guess.

Anyway, I'll get my football act together and come back later to tell you guys why Denver will lose to Pittsburgh next Sunday. You know, 'cause it worked so well with the Patriots.

Bronx33
01-16-2006, 10:05 AM
If you didn't get laid you wasted your time and missed princess brady getting booted from the playoffs.

orangeatheist
01-16-2006, 10:06 AM
Who would make a date on a playoff weekend? Couldn't you just tell her you had to wash your hair? Or did you know, like the rest of us Orange Maniacs that the Pats were destined for a crash and your time was better spent trying to get into a chick's pants than to watch your team fold? ;D

Chimporilla
01-16-2006, 10:11 AM
Who would make a date on a playoff weekend?

Me. And it was the right decision.

Couldn't you just tell her you had to wash your hair?

Why the hell would I want to do that?

Or did you know, like the rest of us Orange Maniacs that the Pats were destined for a crash and your time was better spent trying to get into a chick's pants than to watch your team fold? ;D

1) The Pats aren't my team. I'm a Raider fan.

2) Given any circumstance, up to and including the end of the world, it's always better getting into a chick's pants than doing anything else.

Needa Pass Rush
01-16-2006, 11:09 AM
1) The Pats aren't my team. I'm a Raider fan.

Don't tell your date this fact or she will always question your judgement. ;)

RhymesayersDU
01-16-2006, 11:11 AM
Raider fan huh?

Just shows you, those penpal deals where lonely women can write to convicts does work. When did they let you out of the pen, anyways?

Crushaholic
01-16-2006, 11:16 AM
If the Raiders were playing, I would be content with getting in some chick's pants, as well...:woowoo:

orangeatheist
01-16-2006, 11:17 AM
1) The Pats aren't my team. I'm a Raider fan.

Well, given that your team was out of the running back in August, I'm at a loss to explain why you made any post here. But I'm sure if the Broncos' season had folded while the lemonade was still pouring and Coppertone was out-of-stock at the local Walgreens (in some alternate universe sort of circumstance where Mr. Spock sports a goatee), then I too would have likely rather made a date than watch some other team go for the gold.


2) Given any circumstance, up to and including the end of the world, it's always better getting into a chick's pants than doing anything else.

You're not married, are you? ;D

Cito Pelon
01-16-2006, 12:07 PM
2) Given any circumstance, up to and including the end of the world, it's always better getting into a chick's pants than doing anything else.

I shoot for getting under the panties myself. The pants are a good start, but you have to win the game.