Alright Omane need your best pat smak for a KOA radio show tomorrow @ 8:30am

[Meck77]

KOA radio just called. They asked me and Disco to be on the radio at 8:30 am to have a smak off with a pat fan they picked out.....;D

Between Disco and I we have plenty of smak but I'd like to get some input from the brain trust of the OMANE for some good one liners, blows at Brady, Teddy, Bellicheck etc.

We'll try an incorporate as much as we can in the smak off!:thumbs:

Thanks in advance

[Taco John]

"John Lynch is going to shake the baby powder out of Tom Brady's diaper."

[Hotrod]

Hmm something about Tommy a gorilla and some bananna flavored hubba bubba. Help me out here TJ.

[Spider]

Al Wilson will look good in a Brady suit .......

[Meck77]

"John Lynch is going to shake the baby powder out of Tom Brady's diaper."

WOOOOOOOO! The Disco Man adds to the quote.Ha!

[Spider]

Shanny will beat BB so bad on saturday, BB will offer to pay shanny the money al Davis owes him

[Meck77]

Now what was the story with Brady and some magazine a few months ago? I seem to recall him saying a bunch of sissy stuff about being a regular man who drinks beer or something dumb? Remember that? He was trying to deflect his pretty boy image. He definetly is a pretty boy.

[Spider]

by the time the Broncos Defense is done with Brady , Brady will make Kordel Stewart look all pro

[BroncosCanada]

Shanny will beat BB so bad on saturday, BB will offer to pay shanny the money al Davis owes him

That's sweet Spider...lol

[Spider]

Someone once asked how long can you live in a coma ... i said let me ask Tom Brady how old he is then I will have your answer

[scorpio]

Now what was the story with Brady and some magazine a few months ago? I seem to recall him saying a bunch of sissy stuff about being a regular man who drinks beer or something dumb? Remember that? He was trying to deflect his pretty boy image. He definetly is a pretty boy.


i think it was GQ, Meck. One of the pics is my sig. Love the metrosexual blouse and armband.

[scorpio]

http://thetrack.bostonherald.com/images/more_track/bradydg08162005.jpg

[Bronx33]

They are pu**ys!....and say it like Joe McGrath disco will know what i mean.

[elsid13]

By the time, the Bronco offense is done with the Pats D, everyone will be thinking that Denver played KC

[Spider]

i saw Tom Bradys parents on tv , great couple of guys

[scorpio]

Al Wilson is going to drop Corey Dillon like third period French

[Hotrod]

Mile High does not accept Visa (or whatever card it is) so there will be no pocket of protection for Brady on Saturday. ;D

[Meck77]

i think it was GQ, Meck. One of the pics is my sig. Love the metrosexual blouse and armband.


yeah that was it........ Here is a little slice of the article.

“Everyman” Tom Brady Pulls Himself Away from His Mundane, Daily Activities to Nail Bridget Moynahan
Tom Brady – who complained in the current issue of “GQ Magazine” that people don’t realize he’s just a regular guy – took time out from his “regular guy” life this morning to give a good boning to his actress girlfriend Bridget Moynahan.

“So there I was, eating my cereal – which I had poured all by myself, mind you – and reading the paper out at the kitchen table, and who should walk out of my bedroom and straddle me naked but Bridget Moynahan,” said Brady. “And then she asked me if I’d rather have boring old Corn Flakes for breakfast or her. So like any regular guy would, I chose her. And then after doing her every which way for a good 40 or 50 minutes, I finished my cereal and paid some bills – the same old boring, mundane stuff every guy does.”



Brady said he even has to deal with the not so pleasant aspects of relationships, too – like a nagging partner.

“I was still paying bills in the office and she comes back in and asks me to take a shower with her,” said Brady. “I mean, jeez – give me some space, Bridget Moynahan, you hot actress, you. I had just had sex with her not 20 minutes earlier! But like any regular guy, I have to appease my girlfriend from time to time so I took a shower with her and we had sex again in there. But it was kind of uncomfortable because I have this enormous, all-marble shower – it cost like 20 grand to install – and if you don’t stay directly in the water stream the marble can be kind of cold on your skin.”

The three-time Super Bowl-winning quarterback also admitted in the ‘GQ’ interview that he surfs the web for porn from time-to-time.

“Oh, yeah. Everything. I’m no different,” said Brady. “I definitely like looking at naked women on the Internet just like any regular guy does. I use it as research in case Bridget and I ever break up because I probably have a legitimate chance of bedding almost every naked woman I find. That’s holds true for all guys, right? I mean, I assume every guy can get any woman he wants? No?”

[Spider]

brady was arrested on his way to Denver . For impresonating a NFL QB .....

[Spider]

The only way Brady and the pats are going to the SB is with the help of ticket master

[Meck77]

“Oh, yeah. Everything. I’m no different,” said Brady. “I definitely like looking at naked women on the Internet just like any regular guy does. I use it as research in case Bridget and I ever break up because I probably have a legitimate chance of bedding almost every naked woman I find. That’s holds true for all guys, right? I mean, I assume every guy can get any woman he wants? No?”

LMFAO........There is definetly a good rip with this quote here. Keep it coming!

[BroncosCanada]

My dog's name is Tom Brady. Wierd name for a bitch.

[Bronx33]

Their bid for a 4th SB will be crushed and the broncos will remove all doubt saturday night by force. (interview over) Wooooooooooooooo!

[KipCorrington25]

by the time the Broncos Defense is done with Brady , Brady will make Kordel Stewart look all pro

And straight.

[Spider]

My dog's name is Tom Brady. Wierd name for a b****.
LOL

[Spider]

And straight.
Hilarious!

[elsid13]

After you arer introduced the first question should be to the PATS fans"

"So what time do you want the National Guard to show up????, How about 810?"

[Meck77]

Don't forget we are smaking with a pat fan live so we'll be going blow by blow the KOA guy said it's ok to get personal as long as it's clean.;D

[elsid13]

Don't forget we are smaking with a pat fan live so we'll be going blow by blow the KOA guy said it's ok to get personal as long as it's clean.;D


So your momma joke are good to go huh???

[Spider]

Don't forget we are smaking with a pat fan live so we'll be going blow by blow the KOA guy said it's ok to get personal as long as it's clean.;D
So I guess telling pat fan . youre daddy jacked off in a flower pot and raised a blooming idiot , is over the top ?

[Meck77]

So your momma joke are good to go huh???

Well I don't know. I suppose if it was football related in some way. :~ohyah!:

Just got an email from KOA. This is the lineup for the morning show.


Football Friday on Colorado's Morning News!

Broncos Owner, Pat Bowlen
Former Broncos linebacker, Karl Mecklenberg
The Barrell Man
Voice of the Broncos, Dave Logan
Bronco Insider from the NFL Network, Adam Schefter
Dueling Fans! We'll hear some smack talk from both the Broncos and Pats fans.

[Spider]

ok . I got one ..... how do you get pat fan off your porch ? ...... pay him for the pizzia .....

[Bronx33]

Brady will smell like defeat and not baby powder after the game.

[elsid13]

Well I don't know. I suppose if it was football related in some way. :~ohyah!:




I was going with "Your momma so fat, that she makes Ted Washington look like a supermodel"
Or
"Your momma so dumb she makes Herm Edward look like genius"

[Spider]

I dated a woman that was a Pats fan . her figure was 36, 24, 36 ..... and her other leg was the exact same measurment .....

[Bronx33]

Don't forget we are smaking with a pat fan live so we'll be going blow by blow the KOA guy said it's ok to get personal as long as it's clean.;D


Just ask him how it's been following his beloved team for only 5 years, before he figures it out it will be to late.

[BAM44]

Our quarterback makes a better pornstar than yours!!!

Can you hear the broadcast over the Internet?? I'd like to listen in tomorrow morning!!!
GO BRONCOS!!!!

[scorpio]

If Tom Brady were any whinier, he'd come with a Chardonnay label

[Spider]

6 pat fans in a circle = Dope ring

[Meck77]

If Tom Brady were any whinier, he'd come with a Chardonnay label



ok so all time we are 24-15 vs the pats and punked them in 1986 playoffs. We might need to break down some stats after we say that if Brady was any whinier he'd come with a Chardonay label" lmfao!http://profootballreference.com/teams/denindex.htm#all

ok just printed out the complete Patriot History. http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com/nfl/nengalnd/patriots.html

I'm sure we'll be able to stump our Pat fan with this stuff. Disco is a freakin encyclopedia of Broncos history. If we get these two going head to head I'd bet the bus on Disco for sure.

[Bronx33]

You might mention their home sell out streak started 124 games ago including playoffs and preseason games thats roughly 6.5 years ago questioning his fans loyalty usually fries their azz.

[Spider]

Ha! those yankees in Boston thought Kerry got Swift boated , wait untill they see what Denvers Defense does to Brady ......

[Meck77]

You might mention their home sell out streak started 124 games ago including playoffs and preseason games thats roughly 6.5 years ago questioning his fans loyalty usually fries their azz.

Exactly. I'm definetly going to sling something like that. Hell I remember watching the patriots get waxed in the superbowl vs the Bears. I'd be willing to bet our Pat fan didn't even watch that game.

Thanks for the input fellas. I told Disco about this thread. He's going to check it out later tonight. I gotta split for the evening.

I might just organize some of this stuff and watch/listen to Disco going off in the morning. Those of you who have been to a tailgate know what I mean! WOOOOOOOOO! Should be pretty funny.....

[elsid13]

Exactly. I'm definetly going to sling something like that. Hell I remember watching the patriots get waxed in the superbowl vs the Bears. I'd be willing to bet our Pat fan even watched that game.


Mostly likely he didn't, since he just started watching after the first Superbowl victory :D

[buster]

[QUOTE=Meck77]Exactly. I'm definetly going to sling something like that. Hell I remember watching the patriots get waxed in the superbowl vs the Bears. I'd be willing to bet our Pat fan didn't even watch that game.

Don't go this direction with the smack because Pat fan will bring up deadskins, Giants etc.

[SouthStndJunkie]

As Patriot fans arrive in town at DIA, Denver officials have been amazed at the number of requests for maps and directions to Brokeback Mountain.

SSJ

[elsid13]

Just ask the following question

What it like being the Evil Empire of the NFL?

(God, all my extend family in Mass is going to kill me)

[Kaylore]

Ask if it was hard for him to learn about football when he became a fan in 2001.

[REB]

Our quarterback makes a better pornstar than yours!!!

Can you hear the broadcast over the Internet?? I'd like to listen in tomorrow morning!!!
GO BRONCOS!!!!

Here ya go man.......

http://850koa.com/main.html

1-2-3 :Broncos:!!!!!!! :charge: :patslose: :smashpats

[Minuteman]

Freud would have a field day with you guys, the envy is so thick in here.

[Bronx33]

Freud would have a field day with you guys, the envy is so thick in here.


Envy??????? LMAO! you are delusional.


PS:minuteman is that what your wife calls ya if so then she would envy me.

[elsid13]

Freud would have a field day with you guys, the envy is so thick in here.


Hey look Dr. Phil is back

[Sir Mawn]

PS:minuteman is that what your wife calls ya if so then she would envy me.


Wife? :poke:

[BAM44]

Thanks for the link!!! I'll be listening in Pennsylvania!!
GO BRONCOS!!!!

[elsid13]

Wife? :poke:

That what they call a blowup doll in Boston, get with it.

[scorpio]

That what they call a blowup doll in Boston, get with it.

I don't think they make blowup dolls with penises.

[trench]

KOA radio just called. They asked me and Disco to be on the radio at 8:30 am to have a smak off with a pat fan they picked out.....;D

Between Disco and I we have plenty of smak but I'd like to get some input from the brain trust of the OMANE for some good one liners, blows at Brady, Teddy, Bellicheck etc.

We'll try an incorporate as much as we can in the smak off!:thumbs:

Thanks in advanceIf you have to ask for help, good luck winning a showdown...

[CaptBroncoCape]

How does Tom Brady find a sheep in tall grass?

Very Satisfying !

[scorpio]

If you have to ask for help, good luck winning a showdown...

Thankfully he probably won't be debating someone with your intimate knowledge of the game. Ha!

[trench]

Thankfully he probably won't be debating someone with your intimate knowledge of the game. Ha!It sure doesn't sound like a debate to me...

[Hogan11]

Just have Disco brush up on that Ric Flair DVD set and let him do the rest....

Q: Whatcha gonna do the first time you see Tom Brady this Saturday?

A: Whap! Right across the face! Ha!

[GonzoLays]

You might want to go off the cuff there, Meck, because if you fumble trying to memorize smack and say the wrong thing it just might throw you off your game.

[CaptBroncoCape]

So is it just one guy? Is he from Denver?

[scorpio]

You might want to go off the cuff there, Meck, because if you fumble trying to memorize smack and say the wrong thing it just might throw you off your game.


I seriously doubt they're going to sit there and rattle off a script.

[ak1971]

give em hell disco....WOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Hogan11]

give em hell disco....WOOOOOOOOOOO!

I can almost hear him now..."We're outside this big bubble that you live in Tom Brady!...but can you hear us knocking?" Ha!

[GonzoLays]

I seriously doubt they're going to sit there and rattle off a script.

HA! Just listen tomorrow.

[flair]

Will there be a way to listen to this after the show goes off the air

[ScottXray]

[QUOTE=Meck77]Exactly. I'm definetly going to sling something like that. Hell I remember watching the patriots get waxed in the superbowl vs the Bears. I'd be willing to bet our Pat fan didn't even watch that game.

Don't go this direction with the smack because Pat fan will bring up deadskins, Giants etc.

And SF....damn it! More to the Brady, Whine and Cheese go together so well. No wonder they got a new stadium.^5

[kamakazi_kal]

you cant because champ bailey is fraud monitoring

[Old Dude]

Did you know the Broncos have already beaten Brady more times this season than te Patriots beat Elway in his entire career?

[Iowanian]

smack tutors? from Here?


hahahahahahahahaa

Hotrod....that Iowani-smack goes like this "XYZbroncofan is so ugly, she couldn't get a gorilla to face hump her if she was chewing banana flavored hubba bubba"

If you can't find some hanging curves for "minuteman"...I can't help you.

[elsid13]

smack tutors? from Here?


hahahahahahahahaa

Hotrod....that Iowani-smack goes like this "XYZbroncofan is so ugly, she couldn't get a gorilla to face hump her if she was chewing banana flavored hubba bubba"

If you can't find some hanging curves for "minuteman"...I can't help you.

Shouldn't you be practicing your Herman Edwards excuses???

[Iowanian]

I'll keep a tissue handy for you this weekend.

Maybe I'll play some Dick Vermeil vid clips, so you'll
feel better about your sobbing fits and how to deal
with those emotions in a positive way.

[footstepsfrom#27]

I'll keep a tissue handy for you this weekend.

Maybe I'll play some Dick Vermeil vid clips, so you'll
feel better about your sobbing fits and how to deal
with those emotions in a positive way.
How do you like your new sub .500 coach?...get ready for another 6 years of mediocrity...LOL

[jbiel]

Maybe something about Tom Brady not forgetting his layers of protection (Visa commerical) because Al Wilson's gonna be on his ass all night long!!

[scorpio]

How do you like your new sub .500 coach?...get ready for another 6 years of mediocrity...LOL


I certainly hope they don't become mediocre, that would imply they start being successful half the time.

[Bronx33]

I'll keep a tissue handy for you this weekend.

Maybe I'll play some Dick Vermeil vid clips, so you'll
feel better about your sobbing fits and how to deal
with those emotions in a positive way.

You said that all season and were wrong 15 out of 16 times.

[Phobia]

If you have to ask for help you already lost.

[scorpio]

If you have to ask for help you already lost.

I think you're overestimating the average Bostonian

[Phobia]

****. Somebody already beat me to that.

[Phobia]

I think you're overestimating the average Bostonian

The average Bostonian would be too busy adjusting the rear view mirror of their Volvo so they can see themselves to call into a radio show.

[Phobia]

You might want to go off the cuff there, Meck, because if you fumble trying to memorize smack and say the wrong thing it just might throw you off your game.

Fool me once - shame on me. Fool me.... We don't get fooled again.

[Bronx33]

You might want to go off the cuff there, Meck, because if you fumble trying to memorize smack and say the wrong thing it just might throw you off your game.


They will be just fine..

[Peepers]

http://thetrack.bostonherald.com/images/more_track/bradydg08162005.jpg


...No doubt the inspiration for Brokeback Mountain.

[anthonypacino]

"First and formost I would like to congraulate Tom Brady and all of the Pats fans out there for Tom's nomination for a Oscar for his potrayal in his life story Brokeback Mountain."

[Vegas_Bronco]

I agree, Tom is being 'disrespected' errr... dispeckered this Saturday.

[Vegas_Bronco]

Just ask him if Romo is on Brady's list of 'naked women' on the internet.

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Could mention that they tried to build a tunnel to the airport and ended up with an $18 Billion public car wash.

You could play off the old Everly Brotheres song about getting stick on the MTA.

[GSRelyea]

Meck, you have to remember the term "MA$$HOLE" it is how us New Yorkers commonly refer to our friends from Massachusetts. They love it.

[Meck77]

40 minutes to go! It's 7:50 am right now. Disco is ready to roll. He's going to handle the smakfest........

[RaiderH8r]

I'm tuned in online, do us proud boys.

[elsid13]

40 minutes to go! It's 7:50 am right now. Disco is ready to roll. He's going to handle the smakfest........


If you guys lose, Bob get lives to live with you for a week. Just thought I add some extra motivation. Have fun

[Meck77]

I'm thinking we need to throw down some kinda bet with this dude on the game to test his confidence. hmmm

[bronco militia]

As Patriot fans arrive in town at DIA, Denver officials have been amazed at the number of requests for maps and directions to Brokeback Mountain.

SSJ


bwhahahaha!

[Meck77]

ok koa just called. The smakoff starts at 8:35am. They wouldn't let both of us talk. Just mano o mano. Disco vs Pat boy....lmao They said anything goes just no swearing...this should be interesting.

[RaiderH8r]

ok koa just called. The smakoff starts at 8:35am. They wouldn't let both of us talk. Just mano o mano. Disco vs Pat boy....lmao They said anything goes just no swearing...this should be interesting.
Let Pat Boy revel in Bus Envy.

[ak1971]

its on 850koa.com streaming..

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Go Disco, Go. Hit em hard and hit em low.

[Hotrod]

Give'em hell Disco!!!

[Bronx33]

Patboy? how cute does he have a little dance in a sailor suit he does?

[Disco Man]

...I'm going to take my time with this one...so I can get it all CRANKED up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RaiderH8r]

Do they EVER air content? 15 seconds of traffic, 60 seconds of commercials. 60 seconds of content, 30 seconds of commercials. FYI, stay away from Larmer square, there seems to be an accident.

[Meck77]

We're going to throw down a cash bet to test his faith. Loser pays up at the bus. They just called Disco is on hold! Here we go pretty soon!

[Hotrod]

I cant hear it that sucks someone doing a play by play or a recap when its over Hotrod would sure appriciate it.

[BAM44]

Has Disco been drinking????

[Bronx33]

I cant hear it that sucks someone doing a play by play or a recap when its over Hotrod would sure appriciate it.


You got the right link?

http://www.850koa.com/main.html

[BroncoBuff]

I'm listening ... but there's too much news - not enough Broncos smack.

[Hotrod]

You got the right link? javascript:void(window.open('http://www.850koa.com/cc-common/streaming_new/index.html', 'ccTuner', 'width=668,height=420,status=no,resizable=no,scrol lbars=no'))

LOL dont laugh at me but my work computer the speakers dont work or some damn thing.

[Bronx33]

Has Disco been drinking????

It only helps him..

[Hotrod]

I'm listening ... but there's too much news - not enough Broncos smack.

I thought maybe you were the one taking the Pats side............I kid I kid ;D

[RaiderH8r]

Kicking off after, you guessed, ANOTHER FREAKING COMMERCIAL BREAK!

[BAM44]

Go Disco GO!!!! Too many commercials....I cant handle the suspense!1!

[Meck77]

Has Disco been drinking????


lol no...he's amped up on coffee though. ;D

[RaiderH8r]

Less yak, more smack.

[BroncoBuff]

Go Disco, go!

[RaiderH8r]

Bo Bonfonte? Kick his arse Scotty!!

[BroncoBuff]

1-900-TOM-BRADY?! Classic!

[BroncoBuff]

National Guard on speed-dial ... calling in the 2nd quarter?! Pretty good.

Pour vodka over cornflakes?

[BAM44]

Bo Bunfante'??? Hes bringing the Clam Chowder

[PatsWin2002]

That was pretty good......I think the Pats fan won.

[scorpio]

This was not the low-brow smack session I had hoped for.

[BAM44]

Great Job Disco!!! 1-900- Tom Brady!! Nice!!

[Meck77]

Man that was quick. Thought they were going to tangle longer. Disco was just warming up.

[Hotrod]

Recap ???

[Rascal]

As Patriot fans arrive in town at DIA, Denver officials have been amazed at the number of requests for maps and directions to Brokeback Mountain.

SSJ

Best one by far.

I think I'll have to go post that on the patriots planet.

[ND Bronco Fan]

That station is awful-just itchin to get back to 950.......way to represent Disco!!!

[Archie]

Ok - was all ready for some serious smack. Both Steve and "pat" were good but I thought KOA really limited the discussion and nobody could get started.

by far 1-900-TomBrady was best.

Have to admit "pat's" response to our being a different buzz saw then Pitt was good "yeah, you lost 3 games, they only lost one".

KOA needs to get these guys going on the sidelines first so when they go live we got some good stuff going on.

Way to represnt Disco...

[Bronx33]

We got barrelman you got the guy that pours vodka on his cornflakes.

LMAO!

[Bronx33]

That was pretty good......I think the Pats fan won.


RIIIIIIGHT.......:~ohyah!:

[bronco militia]

http://tinypic.com/k49hg6.jpg

[BroncoBuff]

That was pretty good......I think the Pats fan won.
Careful - they'll turn on you around here when you talk like that . . . .

[Bronx33]

Careful - they'll turn on you around here when you talk like that . . . .


Atleast pats has an excuse..

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

One I heard later that would really hurt a Boston Fan - "Even Ray Borque gave up on Boston and had to come to Colorado to win a Stanley Cup."

[scorpio]

One I heard later that would really hurt a Boston Fan - "Even Ray Borque gave up on Boston and had to come to Colorado to win a Stanley Cup."


Moser on 950 made a similar comment to a Pats fan on the air a few days ago

[Iowanian]

It should have went something like.....after the game, Pats fans are going to be stunned, drooling, mumbling, and pale faced than Teddy Bruschi after the probowl.