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Victor
01-11-2006, 09:46 AM
The ride is over
Patriots exposed as frauds
Unibomber weeps

Victor
01-11-2006, 09:52 AM
Bleak gray clouds and rain
Factory's closed, cupboards bare
Life in New England

DaveTV
01-11-2006, 09:57 AM
The ride is over
Patriots exposed as frauds
Unibomber weeps
Is that the best you could do? 3 Super Bowl wins is fraud..?
Steelers whip the Colts
New England dope slaps Broncos
Back to Foxboro :thumbsup:

Victor
01-11-2006, 10:06 AM
Is that the best you could do? 3 Super Bowl wins is fraud..?
Steelers whip the Colts
New England dope slaps Broncos
Back to Foxboro :thumbsup:

Fantasy is king
In the land of Dave TV
Your time is over

Wake up, Dave, wake up
You are living in the past
Pats go home in tears

Old Dude
01-11-2006, 10:16 AM
Trevor Pryce, listen.
A rookie is blocking you.
Brady is naked.

Tatum Bell, look there.
The Pats are coming to town.
Eight yards per carry.

Rod Smith, you can smile.
Look who is here once again.
Twenty yards per catch.

Jake Plummer, hairy one.
Everyone has forgotten.
Your scrambling talent.

Bronco fans, be loud.
You can do it, yes you can.
The whole goddamned game.

DaveTV
01-11-2006, 10:18 AM
Bleak gray clouds and rain
Factory's closed, cupboards bare
Life in New England
Of world-class cities:
Boston is certainly one
Denver's a cow-town

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Darkdoc
01-11-2006, 11:42 AM
Pats lose football
Onto Mile High grass, now look...
Stolen away, Bronco joy.

Darkdoc
01-11-2006, 11:46 AM
Airplane high in flight.
Pats holding heads, despair, shame.
MSM all said, "They'll win!!"

Needa Pass Rush
01-11-2006, 12:08 PM
Brady can't produce
Johnny Damon is a Yank
the sound of silence

Crushaholic
01-11-2006, 02:15 PM
Bruschi gets the love
The media people shout
Then...REALITY

scorpio
01-11-2006, 02:20 PM
chowderheads crying
witness to the destruction
Broncos stay on top

listopencil
01-11-2006, 02:34 PM
Trevor Pryce, listen.
A rookie is blocking you.
Brady is naked.

Tatum Bell, look there.
The Pats are coming to town.
Eight yards per carry.

Rod Smith, you can smile.
Look who is here once again.
Twenty yards per catch.

Jake Plummer, hairy one.
Everyone has forgotten.
Your scrambling talent.

Bronco fans, be loud.
You can do it, yes you can.
The whole goddamned game.



That was a thing of beauty. ****ing awesome!

Switters
01-11-2006, 02:47 PM
Oh, holy Bruschi.
Please bestow your grace on me.
Turn my dark to light.

You are not a man.
Nothing can compare to you.
Thou holy Bruschi.

Victor
01-11-2006, 02:50 PM
When Brady fumbles
Is it really a fumble?
Or a metaphor?

FantomForce
01-11-2006, 03:22 PM
Trevor Pryce, listen.
A rookie is blocking you.
Brady is naked.

Tatum Bell, look there.
The Pats are coming to town.
Eight yards per carry.

Rod Smith, you can smile.
Look who is here once again.
Twenty yards per catch.

Jake Plummer, hairy one.
Everyone has forgotten.
Your scrambling talent.

Bronco fans, be loud.
You can do it, yes you can.
The whole goddamned game. It's always been common knowledge that old people are always right

scorpio
01-11-2006, 03:32 PM
It's always been common knowledge that old people are always right

It's true, just ask them.

Broncoman13
01-11-2006, 04:19 PM
Trevor Pryce, listen.
A rookie is blocking you.
Brady is naked.

Tatum Bell, look there.
The Pats are coming to town.
Eight yards per carry.

Rod Smith, you can smile.
Look who is here once again.
Twenty yards per catch.

Jake Plummer, hairy one.
Everyone has forgotten.
Your scrambling talent.

Bronco fans, be loud.
You can do it, yes you can.
The whole goddamned game.


QUOTED b/c you're one bad Mutha!!! REP!