Tedy Bruschi v. Chuck Norris

[Atlas]

Bruschi travelled back in time to save President Kennedy. He jumped in front of the Magic Bullet and destroyed it with his pecs. Kennedy was so amazed, his head exploded.

Bump...... RVJ... I see many reps in your future.

[Crushaholic]

I think it's a good time to bump this up...:~ohyah!:

[broncocalijohn]

god no! Bruschi is able to make us get negative points for our score. He makes the reverse, wait until you see him take the score that way. My prediction is Pats 23 Broncos -9. It would have been -11 but we were first and goal and he shoved plummer all the way back 100 yards for a safety. He told the scorekeeper take off some neg points as a courtesy. Nice guy.

[Spider]

I still say I can whip Teddys ass ;D

[broncocalijohn]

I still say I can whip Teddys ass ;D

If you tried to run him over, you wouldnt have your truck grill all over teddy but have a silohette of Teddy on your truck grill. It would be like running into a concrete pole.

[Spider]

If you tried to run him over, you wouldnt have your truck grill all over teddy but have a silohette of Teddy on your truck grill. It would be like running into a concrete pole.

;D but would it fix my burnt valve ?

[Garcia Bronco]

back for awhile


my favorrite


"Bruschi is what Willis was talking about."

[kamakazi_kal]

When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.

[Bronx33]

I still say I can whip Teddys ass ;D


Great! i gotta go to brighton again! you can thank me later spider.

[Paladin]

Dirty Harry would just shoot them both. Tedi would catch teh bullet in his teeth and Chuck Norris would kick the bullet aside.

[DeusExManning]

All time Hall of Fame thread.

[Killericon]

Tedy Bruschi hates the Chiefs.

[Killericon]

Can Tedy Bruschi create a boulder so large that even HE can't lift it?

Tedy does not Create. He only Destroys.

[Kaylore]

I still laugh at the idea of Bruschi's member having a toenail on the tip.

[epicSocialism4tw]

"Bruschi is what Willis was talking about."

LOL

[epicSocialism4tw]

Where does Burt Reynolds fit into all of this?

[Paladin]

He is Tedi's Gofer.

[loborugger]

Where does Burt Reynolds fit into all of this?


Burt Reynolds? Please. Burt is a mere mortal. He isnt worthy of sipping Tedy's three day old bathwater... which is a misnomer in itself. Tedy is pure and would be made unclean by the bathwater.

[scorpio]

Get out of here with that Burt Reynolds ****. We're talking about Tedy "The Alpha Male" Bruschi here.

[epicSocialism4tw]

Burt Reynolds' aura of tough-guy coolness is formidable in any situation. Before or after the myriad of plastic surgery.

[BroncoInferno]

I've heard that in some Eastern cultures, they baptize babies with Bruchi's love juice.

[Jason in LA]

Tedy can jump in Boston Harbor and not get wet.

[Smiling Assassin27]

Burt Reynolds' aura of tough-guy coolness is formidable in any situation. Before or after the myriad of plastic surgery.

Tedy Bruschi's already gone Ned Beatty on Burt Reynolds after he Bob Craned Richard Dawson...true story.

[Jason in LA]

Kids in Boston wear Tedy Bruschi Underoos.

[BroncoInferno]

When are they going to put Bruchi's face on Mt. Rushmore?

[BMF Bronco]

When are they going to put Bruchi's face on Mt. Rushmore?

Mt rushmore is merely a pimple on the nose of Bruschi's monument, they'd have to use the entire rocky mountains to create that.

[bendog]

When are they going to put Bruchi's face on Mt. Rushmore?

They don't need too, cause Tedi's so tough, he can just walk up to that pussy mountain, and give it a face plant, forever implanting a mask of his face.

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Tedy can jump in Boston Harbor and not get wet.

But he will get tetnus

[Jason in LA]

Mt rushmore is merely a pimple on the nose of Bruschi's monument, they'd have to use the entire rocky mountains to create that.

Tedy is the man in the moon.

[bendog]

Tedi heard that we're all supposed to get tested for HIV at our physicals, but Tedi's man juice is an anti-dote to the HIV virus.

[epicSocialism4tw]

When are they going to put Bruchi's face on Mt. Rushmore?

It's common knowledge that Bruschi created that mountain and all of the others in America. Why does he even need to be on it?

If you look at North America from Bruschi's multi-dimensional view of the earth, you see that it is clearly a monument to the Brusch himself.

[bendog]

Ted Kennedy...doesn't drink unless Tedy Bruschi says so.

Ted still drives drunk, but only when Tedy "blocks" for him by running faster than Ted drives and moves all people, animals and things from Ted's path.

[BroncoMatt]

Tedi is all knowing, when God created the universe he asked Tedi where to put Neptune, Tedi told him to put it by Uranus.


Uranus jokes are always funny, thats why Tedi named Urnanus Uranus

[Garcia Bronco]

I just got off the phone with the Lord....he says that as far as he's concerned....Pluto is still a planet.

[Atlas]

Is it true the movie Batman was based of Tedy Bruschi's life??

[Garcia Bronco]

Is it true the movie Batman was based of Tedy Bruschi's life??

It was a story adapted to his life on a Tuesday.

[Rock Chalk]

THis thread just never gets old.

[spdirty]

Tedi is all knowing, when God created the universe he asked Tedi where to put Neptune, Tedi told him to put it by Uranus.


Uranus jokes are always funny, thats why Tedi named Urnanus Uranus

man I wonder if this guy is still living for spelling Tedy's name with an i.

[BroncoMatt]

man I wonder if this guy is still living for spelling Tedy's name with an i.



ssssssshhhhhhhhhhh, I hear a train coming..............

[watermock]

;D but would it fix my burnt valve ?

He would just take the heads off by hand and spit on the faulty valves.

[C130Herkload]

Tedy once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.

Tedy Bruschi owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1993 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.



How Tedy B. Gets to work each day......
http://www.spectrumwd.com/c130/image2/ac130_67.jpg

[watermock]

That's just Tedy bolting after Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.

[cmhargrove]

Did you know that Bruschi makes the snow!

On the eighth day, God told Mother nature she could control the weather - Bruschi then tackled her, forcing her to fumble the weather. Bruschi then ran the weather 60 yards and spiked it in the endzone - creating the first snow.

God said it was good.

[ihcsurB ydeT]

Tedy Bruschi created the Grand Canyon when he decided there was "Just too much sh!t in the way."

This is not the way I heard it.

Actually, Tedy Bruschi created the Grand Canyon, while forgetting after pissing and creating the Colorado River, to put his d*** away, when it dragged for miles and miles before he noticed.

[MechanicalBull]

http://www.patriotworld.com/Images2006a/Bruschi03.jpg

Just your typical Saturday afternoon for Tedy as he saves a couple of kids from a burning building.

[ihcsurB ydeT]

Originally Posted by §Pide®
I could kick Tedy Bruschi áss ........

dude,

Bruschi is going to shoot you with some mind bullets

Actually, a minion of Tedy's reported this transgression to Tedy in person. After Tedy gazed directly into the eyes of his minion for mere seconds, the poor wretch's colon writhed from out his bowels as a constrictor and strangled the hapless messenger to death. As he expired he smiled at the knowledge he was able to lend any assistance to Tedy. His life had worth after all.

Tedy then simply uttered "§Pide® NOT", and the poster formerly known as §Pide® vaporized instantaneously. Tedy then entered the secret, only known to him, 7 key code he embedded in the Windows/DOS operating system, placed there when he wrote the original code for Gates during a lunch break. This allows him to contol all posts from the former "§Pide®". By simply entering this code, he has enabled a program to generate intelligent (or not) responses from this poster at his whim that are auto-created for weeks, months or even years to come.

So, if you see anything from §Pide®, please know it's just Tedy ******* with your head.

[spdirty]

When Tedy is in the process of beating our asses tomorrow, people in Singapore will have to be careful not to trip over his schlong.

[Spider]

Actually, a minion of Tedy's reported this transgression to Tedy in person. After Tedy gazed directly into the eyes of his minion for mere seconds, the poor wretch's colon writhed from out his bowels as a constrictor and strangled the hapless messenger to death. As he expired he smiled at the knowledge he was able to lend any assistance to Tedy. His life had worth after all.

Tedy then simply uttered "§Pide® NOT", and the poster formerly known as §Pide® vaporized instantaneously. Tedy then entered the secret, only known to him, 7 key code he embedded in the Windows/DOS operating system, placed there when he wrote the original code for Gates during a lunch break. This allows him to contol all posts from the former "§Pide®". By simply entering this code, he has enabled a program to generate intelligent (or not) responses from this poster at his whim that are auto-created for weeks, months or even years to come.

So, if you see anything from §Pide®, please know it's just Tedy ******* with your head.

I can still kick his áss .............

[NYBronc]

Tedy Bruschi did that to Michael Jackson's face.

[ihcsurB ydeT]

I can still kick his áss .............


That software is workin' like a charm Tedy! One might think that poster still actually existed!

[NYBronc]

The Jihadists are pissed because they can no longer tell their recruits to expect 73 virgins in heaven. The best they can do now is 73 women who have already had sex with Tedy Bruschi.

[spdirty]

The Jihadists are pissed because they can no longer tell their recruits to expect 73 virgins in heaven. The best they can do now is 73 women who have already had sex with Tedy Bruschi.

And Tedy will give them a supertackle for not taking that as an honor.

[Killericon]

And Tedy will give them a supertackle for not taking that as an honor.

Or supertackle them for taking it as an honour. Either way, they're ****ed.

[Man-Goblin]

I would just like to thank the Great Bruschi for letting the Broncos win last night. It was truly nice of him.

That is all.

[BroncoInferno]

Bruschi is so American, he eats tyranny and sh*ts apple pie.

[fontaine]

Chuck Knorris karate kicked Teddi Bruschi straight in the jewels but only ended up hurting his own foot!

[Killericon]

The laws of thermodynamics only exist to prevent Tedy Bruschi from supertackling everything into nothingness.

[ChuckNorris]

Brady's passer rating would be 230 if Tedy would stop sneaking in and playing on the opponents defense 2 or 3 times a game to stay loose.

[Bronco Bob]

Tedy Bruschi does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Tedy Bruschi.

[Bronco Bob]

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Tedy Bruschi.

[Bronco Bob]

Tedy Bruschi never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

[spdirty]

Rob Gronkowski is Tedy Bruschis love child.

[Smiling Assassin27]

Rob Gronkowski is Tedy Bruschis love child.



Artificially inseminated, no doubt. Tedy doesn't have sex with mere mortals like the gods of that craphole Olympus.

[Bronx33]

great thread lotsa mock in it