View Full Version : Funniest gift ever...
watermock
12-09-2005, 08:11 AM
Other than Beezer pissing me off knocking everying he can find with cabin fever this is so damn funny it had me in tears...
Now you not have my sense of humor, and not have cabin fever (I worked on cars enough yesterday)
This is very funny Phill Hartaman, Saturnight Live...it's unwatchable honestly...
It's on sale and very funny...it's so dann funny I laughed up a furit which will be proplty bput back in my mouth for hygene...
I don't know where that cat is but he will be tracked down and punished...
fontaine
12-09-2005, 08:14 AM
Dude seriously, we don't need to know every single bowel movement your cat has or how you regurgitate your food. Keep the main forum for football, the mods shouldn't have to clean up after you every time you post one of your incoherent and lame non-football threads.
watermock
12-09-2005, 08:23 AM
STFU you dimwint, I haven't agreed with anything you have said yet..
Hotrod
12-09-2005, 08:23 AM
This should be fun ;D
watermock
12-09-2005, 08:24 AM
I can tell you have the humor of a caveman...
fontaine
12-09-2005, 08:24 AM
STFU you dimwint, I haven't agreed with anything you have said yet..
You're the one cleaning up after your cats barf, who doesn't even like you and I'm the dimwit?
Raaaaiiiiiight.
watermock
12-09-2005, 08:26 AM
vindictive nit pickers really piss me off...
Hotrod
12-09-2005, 08:26 AM
So far my scorecard has this dead even at Mock 1 fontaine 1 after the first volley of turd balls.
On to round #2...........TGIF ;D
watermock
12-09-2005, 08:27 AM
It's not my cat, it was an adopted cat that is very old...STFU...I won't put it down...I just at least for now...
fontaine
12-09-2005, 08:29 AM
It's not my cat, it was an adopted cat that is very old...STFU...I won't put it down...I just at least for now...
I'm sure the cat doesn't feel the same way. If it had half a chance it would put you down in a hearbeat and then probably cough up a hairball on you for being a senile, rambling, old fool.
watermock
12-09-2005, 08:32 AM
I will just put the old guy down...does that give me a round, or putting up whith him for a while yet...
he's just a grumpy old cat...he's more pathetic than anything, and he's never liked me...he was an orphan and i refuse to take him out untill I think he can't maintain his routine....sue me you dimwit...
Hotrod
12-09-2005, 08:33 AM
Im giving round #2 to Crazyhorse for managing to not bring Champ into this thread.
fontaine
12-09-2005, 08:33 AM
I will just put the old guy down...does that give me a round, or putting up whith him for a while yet...
Who? You or the cat?
Not an easy choice by any means.
watermock
12-09-2005, 08:34 AM
I'm sure the cat doesn't feel the same way. If it had half a chance it would put you down in a hearbeat and then probably cough up a hairball on you for being a senile, rambling, old fool.
Well that's quite a statement...we let that stand on it's own merit...first your insunuate the cat wants to kill me, then you say I should cough up a hairgball and am senile..,.
STFU...your simply a troll...That BS is just funny actually...
At this point I have to believe that Watermock is an alias of a moderator.
An identity created to amuse some, infuriate others.
Dude is told time and time again not to do post this crap, and when told this, simply says "shut the hell up you dimwit, mods can move it if they want".
To see that he keeps doing this over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over leads me to believe that it's a sideshow farce.
watermock
12-09-2005, 08:35 AM
Who? You or the cat?
Not an easy choice by any means.
STFU and stop posting by editing you dimwit...
any 12 YO can do that...
You want to edit your posts to make you appear even more of a moron than you alllready are?
RhymesayersDU
12-09-2005, 08:40 AM
This thread > most other main forum threads
We need Cossell narrating this.
watermock
12-09-2005, 08:41 AM
No, I could of been a moderator, why would I need the BS...your a real genius about this board which is typical of the direction of this bord...who let the elemenatry school out earyl anyway?
watermock
12-09-2005, 08:42 AM
Mock take 'sa left...now a right...Fontain is down...he's not getting up...Mock wins the Championship...
fontaine
12-09-2005, 08:42 AM
STFU and stop posting by editing you dimwit...
any 12 YO can do that...
You want to edit your posts to make you appear even more of a moron than you alllready are?
Oh, I didn't know being clever was not allowed.
OK. I'll follow "mock rules" for posting. How's this?
I will evciscerate you dimwit. Sit down, shut up.
My cat beezer is quite a character. It's sleeping underneath my double chin right now but I don't mind. It's harmless like that. God it's cold out.
No, I could of been a moderator, why would I need the BS...your a real genius about this board which is typical of the direction of this bord...who let the elemenatry school out earyl anyway?
That's the second time today I've read a post from you complaining about the board going to hell. What's the matter, run out of your own material? Perhaps your idol -Slap- can provide more for you.
You obviously are an extremely intelligent man, well versed in a vast array of subjects, right Mock? A veritable online encyclopedia. A quick question then ... why can't you remember to NOT POST THESE CRAP THREADS ON THE MAIN FOOTBALL BOARD LIKE TJ HAS REQUESTED COUNTLESS TIMES????
Personally, I think you are flipping TJ the bird everytime you do this.
chiefjustice03
12-09-2005, 09:00 AM
It's not my cat, it was an adopted cat that is very old...STFU...I won't put it down...I just at least for now...
Hey, I will be glad to help out here. Let me know. A cool stream, a burlap bag, and a few rocks and that cat will be feeling NO pain.
Crowpointer
12-09-2005, 09:00 AM
Dude seriously, we don't need to know every single bowel movement your cat has or how you regurgitate your food. Keep the main forum for football, the mods shouldn't have to clean up after you every time you post one of your incoherent and lame non-football threads. Couldn't have said it any better
Hotrod
12-09-2005, 09:01 AM
Ok Im gonna have to give a penalty point to Sean for trying to mess up a great turd tossing thread.
Mock 2
Fontaine 2
Sean -1
Raidersbane
12-09-2005, 09:10 AM
I'm not sure Mock is spelled right......shouldn't it be Mocc?
-Slap-
12-09-2005, 09:43 AM
Personally, I think you are flipping TJ the bird everytime you do this.
Taco enjoys it when Mock spits in his face and treats everybody here like garbage.
broncosteven
12-09-2005, 10:21 AM
Hey, I will be glad to help out here. Let me know. A cool stream, a burlap bag, and a few rocks and that cat will be feeling NO pain.
What do you call 1,000,000 cats at the bottom of lake Michigan? Answer: A good start.
Mock, are you Boob's Granddad? Long lost Uncle or something...?
55CrushEm
12-09-2005, 10:31 AM
So far my scorecard has this dead even at Mock 1 fontaine 1 after the first volley of turd balls.
On to round #2...........TGIF ;D
Hilarious!