Chef fan..identify this UFO [Archive] - The Orange Mane

Iowanian

12-01-2005, 09:17 AM

dumpy

12-01-2005, 09:21 AM

Yes, but can you scrape the rust off yours? It's been over 30 years! And maybe Lenny could come out of the studio and show you how to do it. Was the forward pass allowed when Lenny was playing?

DomCasual

12-01-2005, 09:39 AM

Can you blow the dust off that thing? Its been near a decade since the donks won it, maybe get Rosssssssssa to take some CLR to it and get the tarnish from your violated salary cap while you're at it.
Um, the coach that helped you win yours has DIED OF OLD AGE!

And everything you guys ever say about "cheating" to win it is such sour grapes. If we cheated, they should take it away from us. As it is, it cost us a draft pick. Are you going to tell me you wouldn't trade a draft pick for the Lombardi Trophy?

broncosteven

12-01-2005, 09:47 AM

Yes, but can you scrape the rust off yours? It's been over 30 years! And maybe Lenny could come out of the studio and show you how to do it. Was the forward pass allowed when Lenny was playing?

Someone better check the KFC Garage & make sure Lenny did not lose the Trophy to paul hornung in a poker game.

DomCasual

12-01-2005, 10:01 AM

Bronx33

12-01-2005, 10:06 AM

Alkazar

12-01-2005, 10:13 AM

Isn't yours in a box somewhere in the attic?
Nah, they used it for spare parts on their camaro years ago.

Bronx33

12-01-2005, 10:21 AM

Nah, they used it for spare parts on their camaro years ago.

Ya a 1970 Camaro....

SteveTensi13

12-01-2005, 11:40 AM

Heck, back then the Lombardi trophy was made out of polished wood, I think!!Like the Ol' saying goes;"Everything is out of date in KC!

listopencil

12-01-2005, 11:49 AM

your tool to achieve it:
.

listopencil

12-01-2005, 11:51 AM

your tool to achieve it:

"How the West was won"

By Ima Cheatin KcMcCheat

http://www.supergarv.de/serendipity/uploads/steroids.jpg

footstepsfrom#27

12-01-2005, 12:12 PM

BrainCase

12-01-2005, 12:12 PM

The Broncos have never won a Superbowl in a year they weren't tried, convicted and punished by the league for cheating on the salary cap. Verifiable fact.

DomCasual

12-01-2005, 12:31 PM

The Broncos have never won a Superbowl in a year they weren't tried, convicted and punished by the league for cheating on the salary cap. Verifiable fact.
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MistrSynistr

12-01-2005, 12:33 PM

your tool to achieve it:

Hilarious. And I'm a Bronco fan.

One thing I've noticed is this 'slime-cisco' crap I have NEVER heard about until I got on the boards, now all of a sudden it's tossed about by Chef and Faider fans all day...1.) Is it true? Why the hell was there no mention back in the late 90's about this? and 2.) If it IS true..who gives a ****? A team's performance is not going to be decided by slippery jerseys as I'm SURE the Bronco's didn't INVENT that....

BroncoInferno

12-01-2005, 12:36 PM

Some Chiefs players/coaches made the accusation after the game, but no one was able to prove it.

DomCasual

12-01-2005, 12:38 PM

Hilarious. And I'm a Bronco fan.

One thing I've noticed is this 'slime-cisco' crap I have NEVER heard about until I got on the boards, now all of a sudden it's tossed about by Chef and Faider fans all day...1.) Is it true? Why the hell was there no mention back in the late 90's about this? and 2.) If it IS true..who gives a ****? A team's performance is not going to be decided by slippery jerseys as I'm SURE the Bronco's didn't INVENT that....
Yep, it's true. The Broncos offensive linemen were made to change their jerseys one game because they had a "foreign substance" - reported to be something similar to "Pam" - on them.

I kind of thought the smell alone would have been an improvement over Mark Schlereth's urine, and thus, everyone would be happy.

The year we won the second Super Bowl, we would have finished 5-11 - if it wasn't for the Pam.::)

BroncoJoe

12-01-2005, 12:45 PM

It was the Chiefs tears and snot that ended up on their hands and jerseys. Now THAT'S been proven!

FADERPROOF

12-01-2005, 02:09 PM

DomCasual

12-01-2005, 02:13 PM

You know, I enjoy smack talk as much as anyone, but I am damn ready for the game. We need to Febreze this place next week. It has the distinct smell of body odor and halitosis right now.

Paladin

12-01-2005, 02:14 PM

The Broncos have never won a Superbowl in a year they weren't tried, convicted and punished by the league for cheating on the salary cap. Verifiable fact.

What's your point?

listopencil

12-01-2005, 02:17 PM

The Broncos have never won a Superbowl in a year they weren't tried, convicted and punished by the league for cheating on the salary cap. Verifiable fact.

How long has it been since you guys won the division without using steroids?

ZachKC

12-01-2005, 02:27 PM

The Superbowl trophy can fly? When did this begin?

broncosteven

12-01-2005, 02:38 PM

http://www.thepalmbeachtimes.com/calculators/index.html

Check it out: The Cheeks won their trophy on January 11, 1970, a mere 13,107 days ago, or approximately 1.132 BILLION seconds ago. That's a LONG TIME.

A lot of us won't be around that much farther in the future. :injured:

I was born June 9, 1967. I REALLY feel old now when compared to the age of a Chef SB trophy!

Hell Gene Kranz in my Avatar did not get to light up his Cigar for another 4 months, The Chef SB is older than the Great Apollo XIII Lifeboat mission. That pic is from after they splashed down you can see Lovell in the background.

DomCasual

12-01-2005, 02:41 PM

The Superbowl trophy can fly? When did this begin?
It's always been able to fly. Everyone knows that.

OH, THAT's RIIIGHT! You wouldn't know that. The Chiefs got their version before there was any such thing as air travel - back before you were even a zygote.

Good to see you around, Zach. Where have you been this week?

R8RH8R

12-01-2005, 02:45 PM

Chefs fans..gotta love 'em...They know they have ZERO shot at a championship, so what else to do? Hmmm...Let's go to a Broncos board and spew lame smack..Why not..the Chefs aren't doing anything worth talking about...

TheDave

12-01-2005, 02:49 PM

just bringing back one of the classics...thanks Spider

DomCasual

12-01-2005, 02:51 PM

just bringing back one of the classics...thanks Spider
Wow, that water is frightening. I wonder what the ratio is, urine to h2o.

lookin' glass

12-01-2005, 02:54 PM

Water?

Bronx33

12-01-2005, 03:02 PM

http://72.22.74.110/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=13738&stc=1&d=1133477361

Hmmmmmmmm nice ice cold keg of nattie, then place it in a truckload of hot water? sounds like something a chef fan would do.

Needa Pass Rush

12-01-2005, 03:11 PM

The Superbowl trophy can fly? When did this begin?

We flew it right over Marrowhead on the return trip from Miami in '99, bro.

Northman

12-01-2005, 03:14 PM

Nah, they used it for spare parts on their camaro years ago.

Damn, and here i thought they were using it to hold up the corner of their trailer home. Ha!

broncosteven

12-01-2005, 03:16 PM

Wow, that water is frightening. I wonder what the ratio is, urine to h2o.

I bet there was a floater or 2 in there by the end of that night based on the color of the "water"

FADERPROOF

12-01-2005, 03:16 PM

The Superbowl trophy can fly? When did this begin?

Hell, the last time the Chiefs won the Super Bowl, we just knew that we could land on the moon yet.

listopencil

12-01-2005, 03:25 PM

Oddly enough, this pic is called "UFO Coming" and it's from 1967 around the time I was born. I was just old enough to enjoy the last Chiefs SB victory, had I been a Chief fan.

Oops! My pic had nudity that I didn't notice. Damn hippies.

HemiEd

12-01-2005, 03:32 PM

Hilarious. And I'm a Bronco fan.

One thing I've noticed is this 'slime-cisco' crap I have NEVER heard about until I got on the boards, now all of a sudden it's tossed about by Chef and Faider fans all day...1.) Is it true? Why the hell was there no mention back in the late 90's about this? and 2.) If it IS true..who gives a ****? A team's performance is not going to be decided by slippery jerseys as I'm SURE the Bronco's didn't INVENT that....

Did you watch the game? The Chiefs were clearly the better team, Shannahan did what he had to do, cheat. I think down in Arkansas they have an annual event of trying to catch "greased pigs", I guess it is hard to catch and hold on to them. Is Shannahan from down there?

TheDave

12-01-2005, 03:35 PM

Did you watch the game? The Chiefs were clearly the better team, Shannahan did what he had to do, cheat. I think down in Arkansas they have an annual event of trying to catch "greased pigs", I guess it is hard to catch and hold on to them. Is Shannahan from down there?

Look it's crazytrolls cousin... welcome hemi, now go get your own v8 avatar

...by the way can you swap a hemi into a camaro?

HemiEd

12-01-2005, 03:37 PM

Look it's crazytrolls cousin... welcome hemi, now go get your own v8 avatar

...by the way can you swap a hemi into a camaro?

Thanks for the welcome.
Nah, be the waste of a good Hemi. I did notice a lot of Camaros around Loveland and Boulder when I was out there this summer though. You looking for one?

TheDave

12-01-2005, 03:44 PM

Thanks for the welcome.
Nah, be the waste of a good Hemi. I did notice a lot of Camaros around Loveland and Boulder when I was out there this summer though. You looking for one?

hell no but thanks for the offer...

By the way could there be a bigger piece of rolling $hit than a camaro stuffed with a hemi.... the car gods might strike me down for even suggesting that...

DomCasual

12-01-2005, 03:46 PM

The year we won the second Super Bowl, we would have finished 5-11 - if it wasn't for the Pam.::)
Man, I got negative pseudo-REP for this from a Chefs troll - along with a reference to my mom (who died when I was seven - heartless bastard!).

So sensitive!

HemiEd

12-01-2005, 04:01 PM

hell no but thanks for the offer...

By the way could there be a bigger piece of rolling $hit than a camaro stuffed with a hemi.... the car gods might strike me down for even suggesting that...

I did see a Corvette and a couple of Nova's with Hemi's stuffed in them at a Drag race at Bandimeer (sp). If you watch NHRA drag racing at all, each of the funnycars are running Hemi's.

TheDave

12-01-2005, 04:03 PM

I did see a Corvette and a couple of Nova's with Hemi's stuffed in them at a Drag race at Bandimeer (sp). If you watch NHRA drag racing at all, each of the funnycars are running Hemi's.

(((shudders))) another reason to avoid the drags... sorry boss just have a severe allergy to anything Chrysler

theodnixon

12-01-2005, 04:15 PM

.http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=13727&stc=1&d=1133450163

I think I know what that is used for:

It is either the tool you stick in your tire spokes when your tractor is running out of control

or

It that gadget next to your screen door to zap those damn bugs before they get in the house

ak1971

12-01-2005, 04:17 PM

what's funny is they were bitching about camaro smack at CP and it turned into a camaro love fest ..too funny

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=130167&page=2&pp=15

ZachKC

12-01-2005, 05:25 PM

Good to see you around, Zach. Where have you been this week?
Was around alot in the beg. of the week but I have been busy and not feeling to well.

Hopefully I will be healthy for the game...heading back Sunday morning.

MrPeepers

12-01-2005, 05:26 PM

The Superbowl trophy can fly? When did this begin?

Your teams so cheap they made it a two piece trophy and they use the ball at practice.

broncosteven

12-01-2005, 06:00 PM

Was around alot in the beg. of the week but I have been busy and not feeling to well.

Hopefully I will be healthy for the game...heading back Sunday morning.

We will be counting the minutes until your return....

Hope it wasn't thinking about facing the 9-2 Bronco's all week that made you ill Zach.

ZachKC

12-01-2005, 06:01 PM

We will be counting the minutes until your return....

Hope it wasn't thinking about facing the 9-2 Bronco's all week that made you ill Zach.
I think the cold weather had more to do with it. I am nothing but excited for this game Sunday.

No1BroncoFan

12-01-2005, 06:21 PM

The Broncos have never won a Superbowl in a year they weren't tried, convicted and punished by the league for cheating on the salary cap. Verifiable fact.
You've pulled this assertion out of your ass in two threads I've seen so far. Where's your evidence? What's that? You have none? Well, imagine that.

Ben

DomCasual

12-01-2005, 06:25 PM

Was around alot in the beg. of the week but I have been busy and not feeling to well.

Hopefully I will be healthy for the game...heading back Sunday morning.
Hope you get feeling better. It has been a zoo here this week, as you might imagine.

ZachKC

12-01-2005, 06:30 PM

Hope you get feeling better. It has been a zoo here this week, as you might imagine.
You live in Denver?

DomCasual

12-01-2005, 06:32 PM

You live in Denver?
No. By "here," I mean the OrangeMane.

ZachKC

12-01-2005, 06:33 PM

No. By "here," I mean the OrangeMane.
Ah ha, yes. I have noticed...

High volume...scarce originality.

chiefshunny

12-01-2005, 06:44 PM

You know, I enjoy smack talk as much as anyone, but I am damn ready for the game. We need to Febreze this place next week. It has the distinct smell of body odor and halitosis right now.

You are right..I noticed it as soon as I logged on..what's that smell..ah yea, donkey crap...;D

listopencil

12-01-2005, 06:46 PM

You are right..I noticed it as soon as I logged on..what's that smell..ah yea, pig ****...;D

Next time scrape your shoes before you come inside, Farmer Jill. Those odors catch up with you when you come in from the slopping grounds. Bathroom's down the hall. Two doors to the left.

DomCasual

12-01-2005, 06:47 PM

You are right..I noticed it as soon as I logged on..what's that smell..ah yea, donkey crap...;D
Secret - strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

You go to your free Stars game yet?

SJ Bronco

12-01-2005, 07:09 PM

ok this is getting weak.... I like the pics better

Iowanian

12-01-2005, 07:26 PM

Dont get all pissed because the Spuer Bowl trophy is taller than you are.

There you go again with the stature smack; ironic from a buck toothed leprachan.

Seriously.

broncosteven

12-01-2005, 07:29 PM

I think the cold weather had more to do with it. I am nothing but excited for this game Sunday.

U R an Ignorant Idiot. You probably got sick by inhaling a virus or something else. As a Bronco fan I am right & you are wrong. ;^ )

broncosteven

12-01-2005, 07:30 PM

There you go again with the stature smack; ironic from a buck toothed leprachan.

Seriously.

Everyone knows the KFC SB IV trophy is 200 times bigger than the TWO Broncos trophys & geting bigger every day!

HemiEd

12-01-2005, 08:12 PM

(((shudders))) another reason to avoid the drags... sorry boss just have a severe allergy to anything Chrysler

Oh, ok. Well at least you are consistent, you are a Broncos fan too.

BroncoBuff

12-02-2005, 12:16 AM

Um, the coach that helped you win yours has DIED OF OLD AGE!

:laugh: ROFL! :~ohyah!:

Arkie

12-02-2005, 02:19 AM

Spider

12-02-2005, 05:56 AM

Ha! ....SB trophy ....... Might as well put a picture of a bar of soap and ask Chief fan to identify it ...

Mile High Shack

12-02-2005, 06:09 AM

Ha! ....SB trophy ....... Might as well put a picture of a bar of soap and ask Chief fan to identify it ...

ooo they know all about the bar of soap

ya know

from having to bend over in the shower to pick it up for bubba

Ratboy

12-02-2005, 08:50 AM

rofl at SLAG02's sig.

Spider

12-02-2005, 08:51 AM

ooo they know all about the bar of soap

ya know

from having to bend over in the shower to pick it up for bubba
Thats just sick man ;D
Not that there is anything wrong with that

TheDave

12-02-2005, 09:26 AM

I'm starting to feel like i'm back on that damned island... Who's the mole?

manchambo

12-02-2005, 10:05 AM

Did you watch the game? The Chiefs were clearly the better team, Shannahan did what he had to do, cheat. I think down in Arkansas they have an annual event of trying to catch "greased pigs", I guess it is hard to catch and hold on to them. Is Shannahan from down there?

My recollection of that game is that they made them change their jerseys in the 1st quarter. Early in the quarter, I think.

How do you explain the other three quarters during which the Chiefs were clearly superior?

Spider

12-02-2005, 11:33 AM

I'm starting to feel like i'm back on that damned island... Who's the mole?
LOL ....... I bet Mile High Shack .......... in his Gorrilla outfit

Rausch

12-02-2005, 11:44 AM

As it is, it cost us a draft pick. Are you going to tell me you wouldn't trade a draft pick for the Lombardi Trophy?

In a ****ing heartbeat.

But then, I'm not exactly a bright and shining example of good ethics either...