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Bob's your Information Minister
11-28-2005, 04:18 PM
Which one of these wide receivers has more receiving touchdowns?

http://images.nfl.com/images/players/60x80/187555.jpg http://images.nfl.com/images/players/60x80/302206.jpg

ChampBailey24
11-28-2005, 04:22 PM
you are retarted, if anything the big man should be tony g

Rocket 7
11-28-2005, 04:22 PM
Who has more touchdowns?

A) Tony Gonzales
B) Champ Bailey

Clockwork Orange
11-28-2005, 04:22 PM
Since we're throwing out pop quizzes. Which of these two has more receiving TD's this season?

http://images.nfl.com/images/players/60x80/302059.jpghttp://images.nfl.com/images/players/60x80/12400.jpg

The fullback or the Pro Bowl tight end? Here's a hint, one has 4 times as many as the other.

Bob's your Information Minister
11-28-2005, 04:23 PM
Who has more touchdowns?

A) Tony Gonzales
B) Champ Bailey

A - Tony G has 55 career TDs. Bailey has 3.

Bob's your Information Minister
11-28-2005, 04:24 PM
Since we're throwing out pop quizzes. Which of these two has more receiving TD's?

http://images.nfl.com/images/players/60x80/302059.jpghttp://images.nfl.com/images/players/60x80/12400.jpg

The fullback or the Pro Bowl tight end? Here's a hint, one has 4 times as many as the other.

Two different positions...sorry.

Clockwork Orange
11-28-2005, 04:25 PM
Two different positions...sorry.

Yes, one is primarily a pass catcher and the other is primarily a blocker.

So the answer should be obvious, right?

broncohaven
11-28-2005, 04:26 PM
Which one of these wide receivers has more receiving touchdowns?

http://images.nfl.com/images/players/60x80/187555.jpg http://images.nfl.com/images/players/60x80/302206.jpg
Did the chimunk find a nut this weekend?

Bob's your Information Minister
11-28-2005, 04:26 PM
Yes, one is primarily a pass catcher and the other is primarily a blocker.

So the answer should be obvious, right?

If anyone was keying on Kyle, he wouldn't catch anything all year.

Clockwork Orange
11-28-2005, 04:27 PM
If anyone was keying on Kyle, he wouldn't catch anything all year.

I guess they should be since he has 4 times as many receiving TD's as Gonzales this season and 5 times as many overall.

Needa Pass Rush
11-28-2005, 04:28 PM
Where is the "Up yours, Bob" option?

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DomCasual
11-28-2005, 04:28 PM
Or how about this one?

Which of these has more touchdowns?

A) Tony Gonzalez (11 Games)
B) Dwayne Carswell (7 Games...at Tackle)

:thumbsup:

Bronx33
11-28-2005, 04:31 PM
Man bob you were begging to be beat down and you choose beat down.

footstepsfrom#27
11-28-2005, 04:32 PM
2005 game stats

Tony Gonzalez 1 TD
Dwayne Carswell 2 TD's

Sweet.

TotallyScrewed
11-28-2005, 04:50 PM
Who has the better career stats? Eddie K. or Rod? Considering Rod has one more year (practise squad) the answer might surprise you.













Unless you actually watch the games.

Bronx33
11-28-2005, 04:52 PM
Who has the better career stats? Eddie K. or Rod? Considering Rod has one more year (practise squad) the answer might surprise you.














Unless you actually watch the games.





Ask Iowanian this question......

ludo21
11-28-2005, 04:56 PM
Where is the "Up yours, Bob" option?

http://www.associalisticpress.com/babymf1.jpg


Hilarious!

Ha!

great pic Needa.

Elway 4 Life
11-28-2005, 04:59 PM
A - Tony G has 55 career TDs. Bailey has 3.

Not really something I would brag about. He's washed up and has already passed the torch to gates and shockey.

TheDave
11-28-2005, 05:29 PM
Honest to god boob, you have to be the biggest idiot to frequent this board. Now get your bag of dice, gather your book of spells... don't forget your wizard hat... you don't want to be late to your weekly dungeons & dragons game over at thew bath house... but most importantly, take your weak $hit back over to the planet with the rest of the retards.

P.S. Don't forget to wipe clean your picture of the "Red Knight"... you wouldn't want your fellow 'tards to get jealous...

orange crusher
11-28-2005, 05:33 PM
Not really something I would brag about. He's washed up and has already passed the torch to gates and shockey.

He never had the torch. Sharpe handed it to Gates.

Bob's your Information Minister
11-28-2005, 05:36 PM
He never had the torch. Sharpe handed it to Gates.

What a load of crap.

Did you know Tony G became the FIRST TE in NFL history to record 8 straight seasons with 50 catches last week?

Sharpe was a horseface.

TotallyScrewed
11-28-2005, 05:45 PM
Yea, you right.

orange crusher
11-28-2005, 05:46 PM
What a load of crap.

Did you know Tony G became the FIRST TE in NFL history to record 8 straight seasons with 50 catches last week?

Sharpe was a horseface.

Did you know:

Sharpe > Gonzalez
Gates > Gonzalez

GreatBronco16
11-28-2005, 05:48 PM
What a load of crap.

Did you know Tony G became the FIRST TE in NFL history to record 8 straight seasons with 50 catches last week?

Sharpe was a horseface.

:stupid:

GreatBronco16
11-28-2005, 05:52 PM
Boob should really like this one.

Who has more TDs, Fewer INTs, Fewer Sacks, and more Rushing yards and TDs?

A) Plummer

B)TrINT Green

Bob's your Information Minister
11-28-2005, 05:54 PM
Did you know:

Sharpe > Gonzalez
Gates > Gonzalez

Gonzalez is going to break all of Sharpe's records. And you know it.

Bronx33
11-28-2005, 06:01 PM
Gonzalez is going to break all of Sharpe's records. And you know it.

Are you sharing the pipe with irvin? iam sure dickie not using him the first part of the season will help his cause, or yours.

GreatBronco16
11-28-2005, 06:02 PM
Gonzalez is going to break all of Sharpe's records. And you know it.

Yeah we all know it. That is why we are all lotery winners ever week.

You fvcking idiot.

GreatBronco16
11-28-2005, 06:02 PM
Are you sharing the pipe with irvin?


Bob was the friend Irving was talking about.Ha!

orange 4 life
11-28-2005, 06:22 PM
A - Tony G has 55 career TDs. Bailey has 3.

AHHH.

it must be chiefs week!!

next, im sure you'll give us relevant info like the all time series advabtage kc holds right?

i mean nevermind that we have won more games in the last TWENTY FIVE YEARS.
lets go back to our vertically striped sock days so you can find something to hang your hat on.

pathetic.

how about something relevant to today..

...or is that too tough for chief fan?

ahh fvck it. just go back and sit on pappy's knee again and let him tell you stories about lennie dawson and hank stram.

you can all hang out on chiefshaventwonsincethesixties.com
have fun

jake

Bob's your Information Minister
11-28-2005, 06:48 PM
i mean nevermind that we have won more games in the last TWENTY FIVE YEARS.

In the last 15 years it's dead even.

I'm not surprised you decided to tack on the 80s, since we sucked balls for the entire decade while that was Elway's glory days.

Rocket 7
11-28-2005, 06:53 PM
In the last 15 years it's dead even.

Two Super Bowl victories for Denver

One playoff win for KC

REB
11-28-2005, 07:10 PM
Where is the "Up yours, Bob" option?

http://www.associalisticpress.com/babymf1.jpg

LOL

1-2-3-:Broncos:!!!!!!! :charge:

No1BroncoFan
11-28-2005, 07:11 PM
Gonzalez is going to break all of Sharpe's records. And you know it.
And even if he does, he'll do it without a ring. Guess what Bob, Sharpe has three. Stats mean jack sh*t if you can't win. Ask Marino if he'd rather be the all time leader in most significant passing stats and ringless or somewhere in the top 20 with two championships. I'll bet he'd trade all his stats for Dilfers stats and ring

Ben

No1BroncoFan
11-28-2005, 07:14 PM
What a load of crap.

Did you know Tony G became the FIRST TE in NFL history to record 8 straight seasons with 50 catches last week?

Sharpe was a horseface.
Shut the fvck up with the stats. You've already said they don't matter so quit bringing 'em up.

Ben

No1BroncoFan
11-28-2005, 07:17 PM
In the last 15 years it's dead even.

I'm not surprised you decided to tack on the 80s, since we sucked balls for the entire decade while that was Elway's glory days.
Really, the eighties were Elway's "Glory Days"? I seem to remember a couple of games, one at the end of the '97 season and the other at the end of the '98 season that would better describe "Glory Days".

Ben

SoCalBronco
11-28-2005, 07:20 PM
Sharpe was a horseface.

And you have a strong tendency to insert penises in your mouth and gleefully suck on them as if they were Blow Pops or Jolly Ranchers. Its like a hobby and a delicacy combined for you.

Yet neither of these things has anything to do with whether Sharpe or Gonzalez is a better TE. So much for you "talking football" this week instead of stupid smack.

orange crusher
11-28-2005, 07:39 PM
Gonzalez is going to break all of Sharpe's records. And you know it.

Bob, you are really full of sh!t if you think that I believe that, let alone know it.

orange crusher
11-28-2005, 07:42 PM
In the last 15 years it's dead even.

I'm not surprised you decided to tack on the 80s, since we sucked balls for the entire decade while that was Elway's glory days.

In the last ten, Denver has quite a large edge so what is your point? Have you taken a look at the standings lately? Btw, you still suck balls.

Bronx33
11-28-2005, 07:44 PM
In the last ten, Denver has quite a large edge so what is your point? Have you taken a look at the standings lately? Btw, you still suck balls.


Bob always looks on the bright side of the balls...

Bob's your Information Minister
11-28-2005, 07:47 PM
In the last ten, Denver has quite a large edge so what is your point? Have you taken a look at the standings lately? Btw, you still suck balls.

No, the last ten years is pretty much dead even, too.

Sodak
11-28-2005, 07:59 PM
Goddamn Bob, 9,301 sh!tty posts. You've outdone yourself.

Bronx33
11-28-2005, 08:10 PM
Your right bob we all did get a kick out of this..

listopencil
11-28-2005, 08:22 PM
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orange crusher
11-28-2005, 08:25 PM
No, the last ten years is pretty much dead even, too.

No, you're dead wrong once again Bobbie. I had this debate with another Chief homer towards the end of last year. The past ten years including this season -

Denver 102 wins, 53 losses
KC 86 wins, 69 losses

This isn't very close to being "pretty much dead even" and it doesn't even include the playoff records in which Denver has a huge edge. You should try doing your research before you open your mouth.

No1BroncoFan
11-28-2005, 08:26 PM
Your right bob we all did get a kick out of this..
Bob's the OrangeMane b*tch got a few kicks out of it too. Good aim, guys! ;D

Ben

Bob's your Information Minister
11-28-2005, 09:29 PM
No, you're dead wrong once again Bobbie. I had this debate with another Chief homer towards the end of last year. The past ten years including this season -

Denver 102 wins, 53 losses
KC 86 wins, 69 losses

This isn't very close to being "pretty much dead even" and it doesn't even include the playoff records in which Denver has a huge edge. You should try doing your research before you open your mouth.

I was speaking about head-to-head, and so was Orange 4 Life.

orange crusher
11-28-2005, 09:58 PM
I was speaking about head-to-head, and so was Orange 4 Life.

Okay, fair enough...11-9 advantage Denver.

The point of Orange 4 Life's post was to talk about this year instead of ancient history. The comparison of Bailey's and Gonzalez's TDs was made and you brought up career TD's.

Bob's your Information Minister
11-28-2005, 10:06 PM
Okay, fair enough...11-9 advantage Denver.

The point of Orange 4 Life's post was to talk about this year instead of ancient history. The comparison of Bailey's and Gonzalez's TDs was made and you brought up career TD's.

Yeah I know...this thread is just dumb smack. Try not to get too wrapped up in it.

But seriously...if anyone was keying on Chump, he wouldn't score at all! _i_O_i_

footstepsfrom#27
11-28-2005, 10:17 PM
Yeah I know...this thread is just dumb smack. Try not to get too wrapped up in it.

But seriously...if anyone was keying on Chump, he wouldn't score at all! _i_O_i_
Instead of worrying about comparing Champs TD's to Gonads, perhaps you should consider Gonads catches, yards and TD's against Champ. I believe that would be 3 games, 10 catches, 80 yards and ZERO touchdowns, or basically a 3 catch, 27 yard, 0 TD game on avergage.

Advantage Champ.

Bob's your Information Minister
11-28-2005, 10:18 PM
Definitely. What are you trying to do? Turn this into a legitimate thread? :pfbbt:

footstepsfrom#27
11-28-2005, 10:27 PM
Definitely. What are you trying to do? Turn this into a legitimate thread? :pfbbt:
How can I do that? You're here.